attempting to reach pro league but my teammates try to ruin it on switch sports soccer online

attempting to go pro on nintendo switch sports soccer online
beef boss hoodie v2 (available hand signed): pooefsure.store
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

give your teammate a stamp

[@masonlovesroblox]

Ok

[@perryiscool]

ok

[@Lindalettsome]

Ok

[@Xuroh]

me too

[@kareemw7767]

Yes

[@vurvo574]

Seeing Poof enjoy himself and having fun for once is actually a nice change of pace

[@yhacobb]

I was thinking the same thing

[@pafoneto1275]

I always find more funny when Poof is having fun or chilling.

[@derekbauer2125]

@@pafoneto1275 me too I like his commentary much more than the raging

[@pafoneto1275]

@@derekbauer2125 So true. I hope he change that. I don't mean he can't get angry sometimes, but playing games with the purpose of getting angry...

[@azryxthefolf6331]

I know right? Usually every time I tune into his videos it's him just trying to do something seriously and not actually enjoying the game. So I'm happy he's finally switching it up too. I have waited for this moment for a long time, especially since I've been watching all his videos since that time he made the Fortnite Skins in Wii Sports. Nearly 3 years later, and he's finally having fun with a game! This is something that does not happen often.

[@TerranFirma]

I wish this game had voice chat so he could yell at literal six year olds

[@torben22.16]

All I thought was "you are the reason they don't have voice chat"

[@gw7911]

They understand how infuriating this game can be.

[@craftycraff7938]

That would be absurd. I wish man.

[@themeldofgamingclips]

Dude it’s the Nintendo Sports series, it all adults in midlife crisis playing

[@echonomad94]

it does!

[@Vibester174]

Poof is so attached to beef boss that he gets pissed off when someone else’s mii touches beef boss

[@Somoutogomea]

He's like an overprotective father

[@devinadams9043]

@@Somoutogomea Yeah he doesn’t what shitty players touching him

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

💀

[@mytheonix6503]

intense dad

[@doursen]

@@Somoutogomea Thats why he has the “Intense Dad” role

[@bunniiac]

12:42 the way they all run to him after he made the goal was really cute

[@loganahester]

Can we talk about how 12:26 actuall had build up play and was a great goal

[@skywayve7473]

12:05 when he said “on my face,” I really felt that

[@dws18]

Man if he's enjoying Soccer so much in Nintendo Switch Sports id love to see this man play Rocket League sometime in the future where he can actually blow up his opponents he'd probably both rage hate it and enjoy it ha ha

[@DialingDock2]

14:01 The joy in him, I can't- 🥺

[@SVTOKO]

I WAS SO HAPPY BUT IT WAS SO CUTE TOO 🥺😭

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

Mans turned into waluigi 😂

[@BoxBoyLewis]

20:05 I understand that Poof groaned because he didn't get to the next league level but why did he have to groan like that

[@jebsho]

Truly deserving of the title "intense dad"

[@nelly6016]

Poof treats beef boss like an obsessed boyfriend “It pisses me off when they touch beef boss”

[@lemonadeking4802]

I love that poofesure is really popularizing wii sports games and Nintendo games because these games really do deserve there Recognition!!!! And nothing better than hearing poofesure scream 😆

[@Lord_Itachi8758]

You have so many sooo many spelling errors in that Jesus

[@lemonadeking4802]

@@Lord_Itachi8758 it was literally one word I had to fix 🤦‍♂️ and it was wii I just said will instead of wii smh

[@Lord_Itachi8758]

@@lemonadeking4802 no 1. You just fixed the poofesure on the bottom but you didn't on the top still says professor kid 💀

[@Lord_Itachi8758]

@@lemonadeking4802 learned how to type before you do 😋

[@Lord_Itachi8758]

@@lemonadeking4802 you fixed it yay!!

[@insertname8807]

0:18 it’s been 18 seconds and I already love this video.

[@caramelcoconut2524]

Seeing poof rage over his teammates makes me wanna see him play Splatoon 3 when it comes out

[@toxicjoshua7934]

13:26 off topic but this just shows more people use there mii’s then the new avatars, there not bad but mii’s will always be better

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

Which isn’t a surprise at all

[@Rasinboi]

19:05 Toad has had enough of Marios shit

[@Keyturk]

Love to see Poof actually having fun with a game

[@shinycharizard6981]

5:47 every online games be like 😂

[@jazzledazzle97]

LET'S GOOOOOO POOFESURE POSTED AGAIN EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD-

[@aziivo5012]

I'm mad for him...He's always getting paired up with those who have a max IQ of 2. Poof isn't exactly the best player but at least he's got the right idea of field positioning. Ball chasers make the game's enjoyability plummet

[@FozzieOzbourne]

Soccer in this game I agree that its very fun! Badminton feels very 1 sided and online bowling is a nightmare where at least 1 person a game has like 5 strikes in a row where spares just dont cut it past the 2nd round. Volleyball is also extremely fun to play for an hour or two before it gets repetitive

[@liaaahhhhh]

It was so cute when they all huddled up at 12:42

[@bitterismylastname6688]

20:07 that moan sounds like Poof came hard but he actually came in short lol

[@SadDuck-rl6wt]

📸

[@cmydagger9761]

bro what? 🤨

[@SadDuck-rl6wt]

I think you spelled came wrong

[@naumen6508]

Poof : Oh. We scored. Poof : EAEAEAEAEAEAH I SCOREDDDDD!!!!!!!! Poof : EAEAEAEAEAEAH I'm shit. Poof : EAEAEAEAEAEAH MY TEAM IS THE WORST EVER PLEASE DIE!!!!!!!

[@Luke-zx4nx]

I didn’t think it was possible, but I think Switch Soccer has a worse matchmaking system than even Rocket League

[@RWSecurityServices]

Not often Poof enjoys a game

[@fridaynightfunkinfan5627]

15:00 Oo, ininininininininininininininin! 17:46 Ininin, inininininin, ininin!

[@joeyg.10]

Bro in the future people should make like a soccer ball and you can put your switch joycons in there and you just kick it in the goal

[@NickCookCreates]

Watching this guy rage makes me feel complete.

[@kahp1072]

"Matt, you are allowed to touch me"

[@majorthe3rd]

Every gamer that’s cued up online and played with randoms understood that “WHY ME?!”

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

Yep 😂 on several levels too. It’s either the why me in a sense of bad teammates or the WHY MEEEEE as in enemies knowing you are the only capable one and focussing you so they get an easier time

[@minecraftmatthew1393]

I think the reason that soccer’s the best is because it relies more on what the Switch is for than the other sports; the motion controls are a minor part.

[@RilGames.]

3/6 games on switch sports is also just tennis with different physics so thats also a factor

[@dilaisy_loone2846]

@@RilGames. not at all. Can we stop saying their the same because is ball and net? Tenis plays completely different from badminton, and volleyball is not even close to being the same

[@RilGames.]

@@dilaisy_loone2846 explain

[@Omashu09]

It’s funny to see poof getting mad but actually being happy when playing a game

[@goditheway2184]

Your basically a pro at all the wii games you played.

[@just_jay06]

24:26 The Rocket League community in a nutshell

[@nintenjoedude1949]

Remember the days when Beef Boss was an E

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

15:28 - Are you fucking kidding me? That round hasn't even started yet!

[@Skoufidios]

14:18 Why is there red liquid running down my cheek- ohhh ffffu-

[@iamsasorii8487]

watching this constantly reminds me that Beef Boss is a black Mii lol

[@deadly_doll]

Lol ok… everytime i see beef boss i think of cheeseburgers 😭

[@Toilet140]

You've given me guidance as serious as that sounds, you're one of ten thousand, or more! Really!

[@sarahlilly1745]

This is how Splatoon Ranked battles are, as well as with Salmon Run.

[@mageyplss]

This reminds me a bit of Rocket League, just you're controlling a human so it's way easier to control.

[@sometechydude2324]

To be fair, the camera constantly following the ball implies that you should always be going for the ball, even if that’s not that good of a play all the time

[@kobecleckler7431]

The ball is the object of the game. It doesn’t mean you should brainlessly run towards it like a dog without any sort of strategy or vision

[@sometechydude2324]

@@kobecleckler7431 I agree, and I feel like the second part of my comment made that very clear

[@kobecleckler7431]

@@sometechydude2324 there’s nothing fair ab it tho. All it implies is the location of the ball, not that you should be flying towards it just to randomly kick

[@sometechydude2324]

@@kobecleckler7431 I mean, when the camera is focused on the ball, it can be easy to put your full focus on kicking the ball, especially considering that a lot of the people playing this game are children, especially in lower ranks

[@kobecleckler7431]

@@sometechydude2324 I’m starting to think you feel called out SomeTechyDude

[@nitroxylictv]

Rocket League has the same type of players. They just chase the ball without ever actually planning out where to hit it. Kind of defeats the whole purpose of soccer and turns it into football. Like if you wanna just push a ball to the opposite side play football games because thats what football essentially is.

[@Roboseal2]

This is basically rocket league but hard

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

Voice chat in this game would make this game top tier 😹😹

[@ryancummings9953]

You misspelled your merch LOL - still buying a hoodie (in desc)

[@XD_oofGD]

hey poofesure apparently they might add dodgeball and basketball later after golf

[@Squiddy-go1du]

Ok this makes me thinks this is just a dumbed down version of Wii sports/resort for the new generation of players.

[@admirablethrawn5789]

Looks like an elementary school PE class, everyone’s just running at the ball

[@AspectPlayzGamez]

He sounds like every solo queue rocket league player ever

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

Look at the girl sitting down at 10:27. It's like she was mouthing the word "Row".

[@toupac3195]

I'm eating spinach lasagna. Nothing can be worse........oh wait I'm watching poof 🥺

[@bennet6730]

The Matchmaking in this game is so f*cking bad and the teammates are so awful... They dont know how to pass

[@ynwalucky]

I legit bought your hoodie and I just started watching you lmao

[@umilatifi7763]

When are going to pick up Nintendo Switch Sports soccer online again poof?

[@Regener8Plays]

SSJAyden makes me ashamed to be called Jayden

[@dutaasrorusiregar657]

poof is the single reason why this game will not have voice chat.

[@lunarkomet]

Kinda refreshing to see you almost enjoy something you're playing You need to learn how to do a kickflip

[@Stnkybo]

Can’t wait for the splatoon 2 joycon with hd rumble inside to get obliterated on the tables edge

[@paytonanthony1308]

Jake is the biggest thrower

[@dhfluff5114]

for once its not beef bosses fault

[@thewtrxgamingstation3197]

Poof be saying the most sus things when he wants a goal

[@shadowhenry7680]

Btw, I'm very dissapointed with the new designs of Abby, Haru and Goldfish AKA Asami, THE CHANGED IN A 100 %

[@XboxgamerZ]

I totally see poofesure messaging a guy and asking his adress and going there for a vid and clapping his cheeks

[@cgaming1107]

i thought he was gonna say WHAT A SAVE.

[@DinoMan_6]

It’s the beginning…of a new series…

[@kozytakashira]

I wonder how it would be watching him play a game like Splatoon 3, which is a very team based game

[@makione6453]

Wtf is this. How much Rocket League uptades have I missed?

[@RoninFT9]

“Soccer” Needs to be legally changed to *Football*

[@Darkness-ln7zy]

Bro, this is basically rocket league. It's so frustrating.

[@stinkypinky7921]

Poof: *bird noises*

[@Natalie0rtega]

I JUST PLAYED TENNIS WITH SOMEONE NAMED BEEF BOSS ON SPORTS AND I REALLY HOPE IT WAS YOU!!

[@DiamondSolace01]

Poof: Everyone just chases it Me: Isn’t that how soccer works, you chase the ball then try to score right?

[@DiamondSolace01]

Also I know how soccer works in case anyone thinks I don’t know how it works

[@skkeeming]

imagine a road to A+ or whatever the highest rank is

[@WillPybuseccentric]

14:08 they really programmed this in

[@nrgmobile48]

5 Career Goals for poof, legendary

[@lineriders7453]

"I wish there was voice-chat in this game" I think that he's the reason that there isn't voice-chat in the game.

[@dancingbeans7696]

Poof and Dashie must be the reason this game got no voice-chat

[@markymark443]

exactly lmao

[@redbyai8253]

Fr

[@jadenr_11]

There’s an app for voice chat :-/

[@darksyde0418]

@@jadenr_11 an app that nobody uses

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

It's great to see Poof genuinely enjoying a game.

[@prestonandtom9337]

not it isn't

[@CiphersVII]

@@prestonandtom9337 wtf dude

[@prestonandtom9337]

@@CiphersVII I like seeing poof suffer! 😈

[@asprinjuice425]

@@prestonandtom9337 I mean to be honest that's fair as well

[@mlgmcdonaldsland7063]

That's because it's a watered down game with no depth or challenge. Also it's infinitely more entertaining to hear him rage but I can definitely appreciate the "chiller" videos.

[@EpicGamer-je8wc]

19:59 I like how beef boss was assisted by someone named Big Mac, perfect matchup

[@brianbuckman6908]

Big Mac and Whopper are Beef Boss’s brothers

[@nicholasquinn461]

Haha didn't even think of that!

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

I must say some of the names are top notch.. yesterday i played a match of tennis against heisenberg from breaking bad 😂

[@bigmac9636]

Glad to help a brother in need

[@Gia700]

"father online" "intense dad" hm..

[@brian94327]

Poofesure is literally proving that voice chat is CRUCIAL for Switch Sports Soccer

[@roxinstarbreaker9458]

True, as a random player who somehow got to C+, teammates sometimes just don't pass the ball (pressing ZR) or be decent for that matter. Also encountering trolls is the worst :/

[@python1972]

@@roxinstarbreaker9458 Unfortunately a lot of people play this game to troll and there are also..ya know children who play this game

[@gw7911]

@@roxinstarbreaker9458 I think some just don’t know how to pass because the tutorial never brings it up. So they may not know it’s a real option. And some are just children.

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

Football*

[@jakcwwe1550]

@@python1972 that's why the "online play not rated" warning is a thing.

[@bellmakito]

12:43 is by far the cutest thing I've seen where they all run to him.

[@clayfaceification]

Five seconds later: AEUGĤĤĤAAAAA

[@ari_zard]

can’t wait for poof to get the leg strap and inevitably kick his switch/tv over

[@samuel-wankenobi]

Switch not wii

[@ari_zard]

@@samuel-wankenobi Lol totally forgot I’m so ingrained to think wii sports

[@brianbuckman6908]

There is no question that this will happen. The only question is whether or not it will be intentional when it does

[@brokenzealot7261]

Dude he gonna rage at some point and destroy his foot by kicking something

[@p_owlow]

I can see that being a thing, one joy con for each leg and you gotta like run in place

[@Zu64]

At 18:00, i just wanted to say gg (I was Zu). i was playing earlier today and saw beef boss and thought it was just another imposter. Can't believe I managed to actually run into you. Im also surprised that this was all recorded, edited and uploaded on the same day. I feel like you never see that very often anymore. Keep up the great work!

[@thomasdatrain4644]

excellent job sir!

[@topaz2143]

You were annoying

[@DannyMeasho999]

oh nice

[@BijanIzadi]

Siiiick

[@professormarill3251]

I've seen the impostors

[@zacharylandrum4789]

"Matt, you're allowed to touch me." - Poofesure 2022

[@protonicprotogen6304]

Here comes the Beef Boss x Matt fanart/fanfics close and lock your doors and windows people.

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

@@protonicprotogen6304 Evacuate

[@pgsilver6873]

Poofesure: *loses like 1 experience point* Also Poofesure: "We're going to be here for 6 years trying to get to D- rank."

[@armydillo1013]

12:40 I love how it looks like your teamates are coming to congratulate you So cute!

[@blituarik]

To be fair that was a great goal too

[@coobeeethics4856]

I felt the same way it's so cute even when he passed it to beef boss and said his name aww

[@MoldyPotato49]

i clicked that timestamp and got jumpscared by his scream

[@uriellevi3356]

This man single handedly stops Nintendo from adding voice chat in there games

[@DemieDuken]

12:34 Hearing him exhilaratingly happy about the score makes me feel good. 24:26 Poof becomes Putz12

[@zacharylandrum4789]

At least Poof doesn't insult his own fans by relenetlessly attacking them.

[@marloncarpenter2214]

Let’s all just take a moment to realize that Poof is probably yelling at 6 yr olds 💀💀

[@roanoke42]

Poof is a team player in a sport full of ball chasers. They're probably malding whenever someone else gets a goal, meanwhile Poof feels honored to be credited an assist. You can tell who did and didn't play a team sport.

[@AUSr_Strike]

I love how Poof always blames his teammates, even if it is his fault or partially.

[@MrGuitar151]

Or mostly. He's bad let's be honest lol

[@AUSr_Strike]

@@MrGuitar151 compared to most of his teammates, I’ll admit, he was better, not ball chasing and actually playing strategically, he is good in that department, but he dives way too much to hit the ball, he should just try using kicks to clear etc.

[@bricklock1942]

To be honest, if those people who were on Poof’s team that he was harsh to are watching this right now, and are commenting, I wonder how Poofesure would react. I’m not saying that he never blames himself though.

[@ownavocado.9157]

@@bricklock1942 why would he care? Not like he never blamed himself anyways.

[@supduh109]

Besides, his teammates were probably kids.

[@n2wha]

7:10 holy shit that pass was insane

[@afourleafclover4]

And to JSTN

[@ethanfox8908]

This just looks like Rocket League but everyone is really slow lol

[@dddgaming885]

Also instead of spamming "what a save!" passive aggressively you can just spam those sticker emote things.

[@ianrl_]

His tm8 was “ItsJSTN” also lmao

[@nigahiga811]

Love that someone pointed this out lol

[@Msalkk]

@@dddgaming885 the what a save thing is actually true tho

[@kickstart3974]

​@@ianrl_ you think it was him?

[@shadymahe]

4:49 "Matt you're allowed to touch me , you're the only one " O K A Y

[@thesweatystallion2702]

20:07 poof’s moan made me feel a certain way

[@insertname8807]

*uUHh!*

[@snqo4380]

🤨ay yo

[@smirror196]

Ayo?? 🤨📸

[@Somoutogomea]

It was hot

[@SadDuck-rl6wt]

📸📸📸

[@stpvtrick5943]

5:27 Poof: "that was a pretty big miss there, buddy" bye23: AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY

[@PlushiePower]

its actually nice to hear him talking about how he enjoys the game at the end of the video lol :)

[@tetraxis3011]

Yea…

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

I mean same.. i scream and shout the same way but i still enjoy every moment of it 😂

[@redrome9]

As a football (soccer) fan, I am proud to see poof enjoying the beautiful game

[@robinpastoors2638]

An American says football! One of the best days of my life😍

[@nitroxylictv]

@@robinpastoors2638 Soccer is more British than tea. They created that word and it was the original term for the game itself.

[@arnoldgreen4278]

@@nitroxylictv We also invented the term for Autumn called “Fall” which is now used by Americans. That was 200 years ago lol so I don’t think it counts here we call football football

[@Blavin]

@@robinpastoors2638 just because someone said football and not soccer…