POPIPO HAACHAMA

[@NosBlueade]

Not only is this song nostalgic, she is scarily accurate sounding to Miku.

[@ryokihama]

I also initially thought that Miku's voice was somehow tweaked a ton to sound like Haachama

[@SGT676]

I didn't even realise it was haachama until I saw this comment

[@chaser1735]

now that you said it i-

[@rngsilvercraft3995]

*generic autotuned kawaii Japanese girl voice*

[@Gratych]

can’t believe haachama is actually saki fujita

[@Angrenost02]

all the shitpost from everyone has been a blessing but man Haachama is still leagues beyond them

[@laboon344]

Yep 😂

[@olav947]

insert Bane quote lol

[@xertx1177]

Pretty much

[@BrominatedVegetableOil]

@@olav947 For you.

[@mikitsunekitsune3745]

Just wait for coco...

[@vallecend6855]

Guys, I think we've lost her completely now.

[@dantemzsz]

What makes you think that???

[@QuanMinhNguyen-c8z]

What makes you think we have her in the first place

[@grievingstereo8527]

She's beyond your mortal comprehension, she was never yours to begin with, mere humans

[@Phoenix0F8]

No. We've *found* her.

[@TheKewlPerson]

Jokes on you Haato is back

[@thatguyshwag]

This is a realistic simulation of what a fever dream feels like.

[@laboon344]

🤣🤣

[@cmotdibbler4454]

This is how it feels to chew 5gum

[@冴城躁庵-z2z]

I thought the same thing

[@eruick047]

thanks to your pfp I can hear his voice saying this and it makes this comment about 69% better

[@ricardomilos4319]

What a good dream then

[@nobuffer101]

She's trying to distract us from investigating Akai Haato's murder... Edit: Our investigation has come to a halt as new evidence released by Haachama herself reveals that Akai Haato is still alive and currently imprisoned by Haachama in an unknown location. Edit 2: Welp. Final Edit: _”With all records of the events erased, we no longer have any means to continue investigating this open and closed case. All the evidence just vanished overnight without so much as a trace. Without our leads to the true identity of Haachama or Haato or whoever they were, we have no choice but to close this case forever and accept this ‘truth’. Is it over? I do not know. It has been a while since any activity occurred, but without proof, one can never know for sure. All I can do now is abandon this pursuit for truth. All I can do... is surrender to this reality. But...considering everything we had learned throughout the investigation, maybe...maybe it’s be better if we never found the truth. Maybe... it would be better to live blissfully ignorant... What do you think...Haachama?”_ _-Investigator H.J._ *Having never reached the truth, Investigator H.J. would live in a state of paranoia, afraid that Haachama would once again return. But some would say that his time spent during the investigation drove him obsessed and mad, and that now he eagerly awaits her return to finish what she had started. Until that day, we will never know.*

[@joshuagomez4964]

WHAT?

[@nobuffer101]

@@joshuagomez4964 and I have a strong feeling that the end of the video implies that if we continue to dig deeper, we'll be next. Most likely through poison, or worse... _H̷̺͉͙͒̂̐͌̎̽̐̕a̵̻̜̪̟̩̰̖̱̹̅̅͗͐͝a̷̙͛͋͒̕̚͝c̴̟̥̉̉h̵̟͖̺̰͉̰͍̺͉̓̋̓̈́͛͗̃̕a̴̢̬͔̜̠̬̘̲̽̀͊̃͘ͅm̶̡̺̰̩͇͇͚̂̀͗̊͛͛̕̕ͅa̴̧͉͎̱͓̪̫͒̈́͆͐̓̈́̀̈́̆ ̶̢̢͔̹͕̤̹̓c̵̩̝̖͇̒̅͌̽̈͠ǫ̸̢͇̠̥̈́͂͘ö̶̡̠͎̭̟͆̄͘ḱ̷̗̩͔̦̚ī̵̡̞̣̻͖̽̈̕͝n̷̢̨͔̩̻̣̥̉̆̑̆͠ͅĝ̵̨͇̟͕̣̫͓̰̳̂̔͐̽̋͆̃͠_

[@Agilku117]

Akai Haato didn't kill herself.

[@heyyob9815]

Yes

[@osian3854]

award for best comment on youtube goes too....

[@RYZEXE7]

「数年前投稿」感がすごい

[@アハン戦争]

選曲もだいぶ懐かしい

[@F-tmnt555]

時代に取り残されてる感が凄い

[@もや-x2b]

240pくらいがちょうどよい

[@いと頭おかし]

それ思った

[@てとらじょ]

240p いいゾ〜これ〜^^

[@shimmereyes8984]

This only prooves one Thing: Akai Haato's struggling for regaining control over the demon HAACHAMACHAMAA~ and the demon is asserting dominance

[@AJarOfYams]

Only when her voice is hoarse, Akai Haato has full control

[@mar0z]

who is Akai Haato?

[@shimmereyes8984]

@@mar0z Akai Haato is dead... I killed her- Haachama, Probably

[@akaihaato-fan8016]

Haachama is the cutest demon I've ever seen I think I'ma start simping for demons now

[@shimmereyes8984]

@@akaihaato-fan8016 As Haachama once said: "Watch me every time, You won't forget me"

[@arctohru]

OH MY GOD SHE'S DOING THE SONG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

[@Schlippan]

i'll die happily

[@Thanatos22136]

I'm prepared to die by this if that's my destiny

[@pixymisa8087]

I'm already dead, but I'll gladly do it again.

[@hassasin8r]

☠☠☠

[@mralleykat4434]

Sayonara... my brothers

[@leysonmose]

"She's trying to distract us from investigating Akai Haato's murder..." its working

[@geeteshm4858]

Looking at how good she is at her job I'll just overlook the dead Haato in the corner👍

[@dreisangthefreezer]

She's alive!!!!!!!

[@brentjhondirkp.taboada9109]

Moses Leyson, more like “missing” Akai Haato case...

[@VIPandalicious]

@@dreisangthefreezer About that...

[@leightonsappleton4354]

About that

[@そう-g6g]

キャッチーな絵でとても落ち着ける。可愛らしい歌は心身に癒しを与えてくれる。悩みや心の乱れなどを取り払ってくれるこの動画を、私は一生涯愛したいと思みんな早くここから逃げろ。

[@kurotakumi8268]

お前、、もう心が、、、、

[@serse8455]

内なる平和

[@user-dw6tf1wl1n]

侵食が…止まりません…

[@ヒマビト]

どうせ みんな(このコメントを見る頃には)はあちゃまになる

[@アソパソマソ-n7p]

黒棺

[@いむなる]

なんか、懐かしい気分で一杯になりました。

[@metalclusterchiffon4042]

懐かしさと新たな超次元を 感じられてお得ですね( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )

[@ペリカン男]

この空気感未来に継承してくれてうれしい

[@hatsukarisuperexpress]

じゃあ 一十百千一万十万百万あったらどいしたい？ うどんが食べたいです 夢がないですね〜

[@いち-s9d]

@@hatsukarisuperexpress うごメモで聞いたことある めっちゃ懐かしい

[@hatsukarisuperexpress]

@@いち-s9d 初めて見た時はめっちゃ笑ったｗ

[@post_ryn]

中毒性がやばくて、定期的に観に来てしまう。

[@wah162]

Pucchi: Never mind, we have reached heaven.

[@ザワールド-y3z]

Part 6 Ends

[@RealBeastGaming987]

This is gonna be DPs excuse to skip part 6

[@setsunemariearouet]

@@RealBeastGaming987 will they invite Haachama? One step closer to heaven

[@RealBeastGaming987]

@@setsunemariearouet I really wish they did. That'd be amazing. Imagine Haachama playing FF.

[@adamlong6711]

@@RealBeastGaming987 did you say “imagine heaven”?

[@ilovegrass]

"Your brain when you can't sleep at 3 A.M." - some squirrel

[@Midasekai]

*some wild squirrel whose got picked up from streets

[@samoscar6672]

certain seiso-looking-squirrel with surprisingly like shimoneta who own a jail where there is geese chamber in it

[@cinna.meo.n]

Ah yes the start of the rabbit hole

[@hio.hinomaru21]

Some certain local squirrel who try to get along with her senpai and be seiso, then she realize that she isn't an idol.......

[@samoscar6672]

@@hio.hinomaru21 nonono.. she definitely an idol. but sukebe

[@KUREIJIMAN]

She already left Australia but Australia never left her

[@whafflete6721]

You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave

[@yurionedge2199]

@@whafflete6721 Hotel California?

[@tavi9598]

This is the inside of Haachama's head, everyone. And now we've all been exposed to

[@nitesy381]

I think that's a good thing

[@imasimp4243]

☢️

[@cantinoch9579]

Ah, so a mild version of my mind.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Haachama is a memetic cognitohazard.

[@Anrilunarianpebble]

No this is on Akai Haato's dream before Haachama takes over

[@Maniacman2030]

When Haachama force feeds you tarantula, the answer is not, *"OH GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME!"* It's, "Can I have some more, please?"

[@ThePotat0es]

It's where's Calli's house

[@dismasthesecond5697]

Not the worst thing I've eaten in my life

[@stephenruzz7750]

I don't think I can answer after that, I'll probably be dead

[@someonewhoisbored2346]

I mean I eat excrement for breakfast I guess tarantulas are better

[@pixymisa8087]

When Haachama gives you tarantulas, make tarantulade.

[@Fightikus]

The 3D model with the red jacket looks so comically ridiculous doing that sped up dance.

[@stevenf.9808]

Every time I watch this video, I can’t stop watching the 3D models in the background. My eyes are fixated on them.

[@feetman6924]

This isn't asacoco, it's straight 2 pounds of LSD

[@falsestory8004]

I think it's a years worth of HAACHAMA CHAMA

[@bluegrassdude7532]

My face in online class: o___o My computer screen:

[@otu5677]

Soo real dude! Haha

[@tenshrimp]

Well who doesn't?

[@remington870mag5]

I’m supposed to be in online class now but instead i just watched this video lol

[@tsukki2089]

this is what you call a weeb's brain in the middle of an exam

[@chuunibyouAreGreat]

Why is this so accurate lmao

[@justafanyk]

Everyone else posting themselves against a green screen: Haachama:

[@godleftmeraw89]

Far too extreme compared to coco

[@Haaton-of-the-Basement]

"The longer the *icon of sin* stays on earth the Stronger it becomes" -AndroidBoy Now i know exactly what he meant

[@Ameliauvu]

He Warned us and we didn't listen

[@マッギョ-l3w]

私は日本人ですが、日本という国を理解することは困難です

[@シトラス-c7g]

私、日本人は言う、日本人は理解することが困難です。何故ならこれは日本の文化というよりはむしろ、彼女、はあちゃまの文化たちのうちの一つだからです。

[@スズシカ-v6h]

私も日本に住んで長い日本人ですが、まだまだ分からないことが多いです。

[@churosu1421]

私はGoogle翻訳を利用するすみません。これは日本ではありません。宇宙の神秘が舞い降りたアルマゲドンです。

[@西尾維新-l9u]

在日日本人です。 これは、動画は貴方を幸せにしてくれます。 私は酒好きです。

[@morimotomorimo]

miitolu-

[@Destroyanor]

This is the official song they play in Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares

[@iamabird6739]

Who's Gordon Ramsey? Ah you mean Haachama?

[@blankblank1661]

My only wish this year, is that Gordon reacts to any of her cooking videos

[@jonathanjx7507]

Gordon will vomit cuz of haachama's cooking probably lol

[@gna104191]

Alt title: Ramsey's Demise

[@akira9195]

Paradise*

[@maakuuun6649]

So This is how it feel being in her head huh... no wonder why haato Lost her self

[@VortexDS]

It's just as Patrick said. The inner machinations of the mind are an enigma.

[@kamo7293]

... Who's haato?

[@justtentaclepassingby9560]

HATO JUST BECOME ONE WITH HACHAMA

[@roaklarson9699]

next song, The dissaperance of Akai Haato?

[@thesean9076]

She was foreshadowing at 0:29 ... How did we miss this....

[@cmvp8422]

Wait lol thats trueeee

[@seantan9793]

yes. henlo. is me

[@Nshadowtail]

Everyone asks "where is Haato" But no one asks "why is Haachama"

[@kono_ryu]

You're asking WHY? Isolation in Australia. That's why

[@Azrimohr]

_what_ even is Haachama?

[@imasimp4243]

Where is haato Who is haato Why is haato

[@ashenblood]

Hown't does Haachama?

[@isee4528]

But no one ask about the pig

[@zurimotooo]

My psychiatrist : Don't worry all dreams have meaning. My Dreams :

[@MinamiKatanashi]

If it's this one, that mean you becoming Haachama.

[@GingerNishikino]

Lucky you, I never dream about haachama

[@xiaogem7369]

@@GingerNishikino Lucky you. I dreamed about Haachama

[@comrademays9631]

Haachama is the meaning of all things

[@Yamoyashi]

10 years later, I would look back at this. And realize how good we had it. I already feel nostalgic just watching this.

[@maniago2309]

Don't make me cry.

[@jashirei7581]

You think it'll be we'll be gone 10 years from now? It'll only get worse you know

[@AyamineMISC]

Double nostalgia as POPIPO was my introduction to vocaloids more than 10 years ago...

[@TENKAMUSOU]

絶対に検索してはいけないで言葉で「はあちゃま」って検索したら出てきそう

[@maston5750]

＿人人人人人人人人人＿ ＞ 電子ドラッグ ＜ ￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

[@てる-u9i]

ボブネミミッミに近いものを感じた

[@pocchama_Lv6]

「「お前らの推しだろ…どうにかしろよ」」

[@有澤重工-x6n]

果たしてどうにか出来るリスナーはいるんだろうか…

[@Shiroron1592]

はあちゃま様めっちゃ料理上手って聞いてるんやけどマジ？ なんかタランチュラ食べてそうな顔してるけど... お前ら推しなんやろ！？教えてや！！

[@uerobeataccount1674]

Why is your pfp a cutting board?

[@ねこねこ-c5l]

いやぁ…………ｽｩ……………

[@pocchama_Lv6]

@@uerobeataccount1674 This is the best cutting board in Japan.

[@aplane9248]

"Be not afraid my child." - Haachama.

[@SenseiRaisen]

While Towa is considerate an angel.... Haachama is bible accurated one?.

[@redstacks4955]

be afraid

[@ghanaria7996]

@@SenseiRaisen *While Towa is considered an angel... maybe Haachama is the biblically accurate one?* This is grammatically correct, or at least is the closest to perfection. English might not be your first language, so I thought that I should add the correct way of saying it to help you.

[@pkjk1255]

Mommychama 🥺🥺

[@fylthl]

@@SenseiRaisen she isn't, yet...

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

other member: **cover song normally** Haachama: **cover + GOLD CONTENNNTT**

[@JustRodwel]

Wow indo

[@IMistYI]

Wkwkkwkwkwk

[@dvendddo7454]

I never realized that this was in fact can be categorized as a cover I thought it was a regular HAACHAMA shitposting

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

@@dvendddo7454 well, technically it can be categorized as Popipo cover, right ? ...

[@laissenfaire4560]

My queen

[@jewwsy7220]

Psychiatrist: all dreams have a meaning My dreams:

[@lazybelphe3584]

It means you’re addicted to asacoco, and haachama cooking somehow looks good cause u so high, but your rational side is rejecting it cause it b spidas

[@SpaceEnjoyer1377]

You're doomed

[@Schlippan]

your body longs for Haachama's 200yen spider juice

[@iamconfusion5323]

It's official. This whole channel is officially an acid trip

[@kikyoohellkite6688]

I clicked it once Then it got stuck in my head Now it's there forever....

[@supprobro4704]

Yes

[@kibato-398]

なんで寝る前に見ちゃったんだろう…

[@0きずな]

分かるで、その気持ち。。

[@illxxi]

これまでとは比にならないくらいの夢を見てしまいそう

[@のんびりライフ-f8l]

夢にタランチュラが出て来そう

[@フェリスタルクシア]

しまったなぁ..........私もだよ（泣）

[@superhassan5next]

わかるでその気持ちｿﾔｿﾔ…なんか頭がﾄﾞｾﾄﾞｾ… アアアアアアアア

[@アリシア_shiokko]

まずい…頭から離れない

[@ぜっトンインパルス]

お前もはあとんになるんだよ！

[@アリシア_shiokko]

はあちゃまっちゃま〜

[@roa11]

冷静に考えると普通にただの歌ってみたであると言う事実に笑ってる

[@vyragami3330]

Haachama is the embodiment of "Humour will be randomly generated"

[@kamo7293]

She *is* random=funny lol

[@hu3bman]

VeggieTales?

[@rillzy9637]

Didn’t think I’d see a Veggie Tales reference today

[@hu3bman]

@@rillzy9637 eyyyyyyyyy.... Big Idea Entertainment yoooooo

[@Seiterno]

Weedeater

[@takaakiok]

頭溶けるぅぅぅぅ

[@kemiich]

こういう投稿を見るたびにはあちゃまはニコニコ動画向きだなあと思う あるいはダークウェブ

[@椎名花恋-j5k]

妙な中毒性、そして癖になるメロディ……うぅ……頭が……あれ、はぁちゃま？(洗脳)

[@夢幻むげん白楊はくよう]

やばっ、洗脳される！！洗脳されました！！

[@TentacTopus]

1:38っていう時間がこんなにも長く感じたのは初めてです。ありがとう。

[@K.W_Everything]

She even went and made her voice more robotic like a vocaloid. Sasuga, Haachama.

[@ДжониСуп]

Autotune bro

[@serum5732]

@@ДжониСуп Vocoder actually

[@thejob1886]

Therapist: Every dream has its own meaning Average Haachama watcher dreams:

[@yperifaneia2927]

It means there's no escape from HAACHAMA-CHAMA~!

[@Egppie.]

I don't see the problem there.....

[@Furina_yzk]

Bro its become my dream tomorrow

[@lucklaster6614]

It means I need to go to therapy

[@shunnami_oni35giryaP]

ねねちから帰ってきたくなって来ました

[@tenn-im6hm]

これ見て一番最初に頭に浮かんだ言葉 　　　　電子ドラッグ

[@waito0110]

あんまり見すぎると夢に出てきそう…

[@ymd_yuyuyu3719]

永遠に聴いていられる

[@Zei33]

After realising haachamachama translates to “I’m crazy”

[@DuyNguyen-vg5vk]

So this is Australia’s biological weapon: the Haachama disease

[@user-mu5gv8vi7r]

Highly contagious.

[@hermansnazzledorf2950]

People aren't aware that we Australians do this when no one is around

[@JackSmith-ky8uo]

@@hermansnazzledorf2950 brenton tarrant

[@Chironexe]

Haachamification

[@kienhwengtai8113]

The real corona killer!

[@Orion-rw9xs]

Teacher: and that’s why we should not eat too much weird food or insects.

[@heaththeepicgamer235]

After all, her videos are just a drug trip

[@florianellerbrock8922]

@@heaththeepicgamer235 There are drugtrips and There is haachama

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"The inner workings of my mind are an enigma." By the way, this is confirmation that two personalities exist and are constantly in a dance battle to see who takes control.

[@WaywardVector]

*The Dark Side of the Force Is a Pathway to Many Abilities Some Consider to Be... UNNATURAL.*

[@bassbusterx]

"One shudders to think what inhuman thoughts lie beneath that mask"

[@somerandomaccount6107]

Satte Satte, look whose here! It is I Dummy Account's Brother!

[@otaking3582]

*Haachama:* sings a song about being a vegetarian *Also Haachama:* "Eat this tarantula! EAT IT!!!"

[@雅未智]

はあとちゃんが歌うぽっぴっぽー可愛い♥コレも好きだな〜♥

[@わさび-z6o]

目を瞑って見ればなんとか...あ、無理だわ脳内に映像流れてくる

[@箱推し-b1n]

そんな貴方にSAN値チェックです

[@bonziri-no-oshiri]

成功で1d6回復、失敗で1d20のダメージです

[@moch_zzzzz]

@@bonziri-no-oshiri いやきっっっっつ

[@bonziri-no-oshiri]

@@moch_zzzzz さーせん(´・ω・｀)

[@moch_zzzzz]

やめて謝らないでなんかごめんね…

[@blackbullet8]

懐かしみを感じた

[@DreamingNousagi]

I miss her

[@stevenf.9808]

The editing on this video is actually surprisingly good. Hell, the editing on every Haachama video is excellent.

[@Filcayra72]

This is too highlow quality to merely be a shot post.

[@MrGiancarloguinto]

i'm unironically adding this to my playlist

[@axelnetzahualcoyotl5223]

Same as me.

[@Harkz0r]

My man!

[@grime2381]

This isn't even out of character anymore

[@qtheplatypus]

That is her genius. Nothing they do is out of character.

[@user-sw9ok4si8x]

Everybody else: *starts shitposting* Haachama: hold my frying pan.

[@winterhyorei5630]

Hold my tarantula

[@sazcxieo]

Philippines: our food all safe no side effects. Side effects:

[@Xendrick]

Accurate

[@leighmercadokfphrdept.2197]

I'm blaming my country for creating her but thr same time I'm happy about it

[@reimuhakurei2123]

accurate

[@kagat2359]

I haven't said this in a long time but I'm proud of my country for making Hachama

[@somebystander5746]

The food poisoning threat level is so high that it made Philippines lose the no. 1 spot

[@ナナフシ-q2g]

歌詞にとても共感しました感動です

[@雨恋-y4z]

海外ニキからも熱のある時に見る夢とか言われてるの草 みんなも体調には気をつけよう！

[@khristiantown3843]

haachama's voice is really close to becoming mku's,

[@sou_naoki]

センスが飛び抜けてる 技術もあるしほんま天才だと思うわ

[@ぜっトンインパルス]

今日も安定の狂気にホッとする

[@amorefronda2274]

I just noticed that haachama practically revealed to us where haato's head was in this video. 0:28 Talk about GENIUS

[@leafasleep]

Nani!??!?!??

[@tblueblueglassmoon]

野菜ジュースと言う単語に狂気を感じる日が来るとは思わなかった

[@ruv0v0]

やさいじゅーす(ネズミ入り)

[@sonicandshadowfan1st]

This is a really cute cover great job hachama!

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Now this is legit top tier shitposting, her voice even sounds hella similar to the original Miku voice!

[@お佐藤-e1d]

これまた懐かしいものを…

[@shrub8740]

Someday, I'm going to find this masterpiece again and get so many waves of nostalgia

[@kato_dsrdr]

I'm replying to remind you of this masterpiece.

[@beefboy8812]

i love how there's a slight voice filter so she sounds more like a vocaloid

[@ohisama_bike]

最高に狂ってて好き

[@NotOneOfUs]

Haachama has the mind of not just a channer, but a pre-channer. She is from the Internet golden age, put in stasis, awoken only in the last couple years.

[@bruhdude1132]

Honestly, props to Hachama. Every video she never ceases to amaze me

[@ポコチン-b1e]

中毒性が高い

[@Mecha_Marv]

She don't need to use her stand, it's just here to witness her power.

[@user-gm1ch3ix3h]

もう検索してはいけない言葉になりそうなやつやんけ(笑) ちなみに危険度星1★

[@post_ryn]

最高なんですわ

[@Alpheus_09C]

Plot twist: Gordon Ramsay is the original haaton

[@akipon_000]

this isn't just cool, this is a masterpiece

[@FR0ZENxTUNA]

なつかしすぎるな…

[@reiha8371]

Oh God, I can't stop my self clicking this each time it shows on my recommended page

[@Yakkosprite]

Oh a crazy MAD video, must be a fan accoun....of course it is in Haachama's official channel

[@輪廻鹿子]

需要しかない

[@Rogue_vL]

風邪ひいてる時に見る悪夢に近い

[@sagitta98]

Song: It's all about vegetable juice MV: "Eat this spider or die"

[@seantan9793]

The MV actually shows Haachama force feeding you the spider, so its eat this spider and die

[@B-System]

@@seantan9793 guess I'll die

[@elipothesarcosuchus8758]

Thx for reviving LamazeP's old songs

[@Frisk-Mintia]

2日に一回は見て精神を落ち着かせてる自分がいた

[@TouhouBeats]

This is the song that first introduced me to hatsune miku, I loved it then and still love it now so it's brilliant hearing you sing it even tho you have such a crazy video lol

[@noah_4629]

懐かしいのぉ。

[@model-ss7386]

A timeless classic, modernized Its beautiful