Portal - Meet The Cores 2

[@globules804]

Fun fact: Space Core orbits around Wheatly because he's so dense.

[@solivagant7232]

XD

[@IneptOrange]

+Max Baranek I actually laughed at that one xD

[@ness6714]

+A Lazy Cat Haaaaaaaaaaaaa...No.

[@dustinrichards785]

+Max Baranek DYING

[@nightwolf01]

LOL

[@elcrit7860]

Fact core: "i already know everything " Also Fact core: "you didnt tell me where the exit is"

[@-budgie-4923]

“Is the cake really a lie?”

[@elcrit7860]

@@-budgie-4923 he could ask a more important like "is the number 3 really a myth?"

[@lightkidgaming4299]

800th like because why not

[@williammcelfresh4197]

blah

[@williammcelfresh4197]

@@lightkidgaming4299 wut da fact :S

[@blueraspberryghost]

Ray talking about how he misses Space Core kind of broke my heart, but also curious about how they would interact

[@grrlstar100]

Zeal Is Trash space! Space! Testing! Tests! Tests in space! That’s how they would interact

[@sparkz6349]

@@grrlstar100 TESTS!WITH SHARKS IN SPACE! AND LASERS!

[@aneesahajam6884]

Hope we see them interact in going home 2

[@hauntedmedic373]

Rest in Peace Rick May!

[@aneesahajam6884]

@@hauntedmedic373 T_T

[@Thespciygoober]

I love how they were able to get the actual voice actor for the narrator in the Stanley parable in this

[@thilsiktonix]

And Virgil :D But yeah, he has such a distinct voice. It'd be almost impossible to find a match. Whoever did that TF2 Soldier impression, though... I think that's the best one I've ever heard.

[@Isigia_Official]

Yeah!

[@shelster374]

THAT WASNT AN IMPRESSION?

[@blumepetals]

@@thilsiktonixthink it was harry lmao

[@sock_investment]

stanley too

[@cardboardhawks6783]

“Is the number three a myth?” I didn’t get this at first, but it’s a valve joke.

[@cardboardhawks6783]

3 likes.

[@patchworkfellow]

This is not my real name. 3 likes x 11 - 11

[@darkosbeast6333]

First, your right it's a valve joke second, the joke is that there will never be half-life 3

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Darkos Beast63 yes. I know. I meant I didn’t get this at first. TIME TO EDIT THE COMMENT.

[@John_Smith.]

@@darkosbeast6333 There's also no Portal 3 or Team Fortress 3. Or Left 4 Dead 3.

[@Croaux]

The fact that Virgil says "He does that alot!" when the core explodes, implies that core has exploded more than once and Virgil has the power to completely repair a core after it explodes into pieces MULTIPLE times.

[@wta1518]

Yeah, that is correct.

[@mahi_mahi962]

Damn Virgil is powerful

[@AngryCaesCorporation]

He is a maintenance core after all.

[@brendancross2767]

It does appear he had to use tape in a few areas, that's what all the red stuff is

[@brendancross2767]

@@Kyfor8 I would presume so, either that or aperture science brand rubberized duct tape

[@lupewholes8939]

Was the end of the St4nl3y story that a core named Wheatley and a human named Chell mucked up all of the switches and messed up St4nl3y's job?

[@NEONARS1]

Lol I thought the same

[@nightwolf01]

I don't doubt it.

[@Rocky-rs8tw]

MaccaMania Yes then St4nl3y was put in the incinerator for being defective. The end

[@Rocky-rs8tw]

CocoChoco2548 :3 yes. wheatley got sta4nl3y incinerated he deserves to be stranded in space T_T

[@nixietubes]

the ray core said he missed the space core, and that he wished he were there to see this, i miss that guy, so that implies this happened after that

[@jojo_da_poe]

I like how Virgil has now just become part of Harry's portal lore.

[@ezekielwatson1648]

Fact core: I already know everything there is to know He doesn’t know where the exit door is

[@victorverkhotourov4661]

Or if the cake is really a lie.

[@funnyguythe285th]

I KNOW THE CAKE isnt/is a li[ERROR]

[@exitdoor8695]

I do.

[@russellvanwagner8864]

@@exitdoor8695 Which is it

[@gustavzhu544]

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[@ThresherC88]

The amount of detail and quality...

[@purplemageproductions1971]

I love how Meet The Cores has this office-like feel to it, with how it feels like somebody with a camera is always filming and asking questions. I love the style of it and hope it never changes.

[@Fancy_ManRoblox]

More like an interview style

[@Rat_of_wisdom]

Basically the portal version of meet them all

[@longbeing]

Vergil’s design, especially his eye, makes him look like he was the “face” of the core project during the 70’s

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

I mean, if I was working for Aperture, the first core I'd make is one that fixes broke shit, cuz there's always broke shit and never enough people to fix it

[@akeem2983]

May imply that originally he was like the omnisphere but then upgraded not to raise computational power, but to just become more compact

[@shelleywalling3650]

I liked the part when ego core thought glados was giving him the silent treatment, but really she was just dead

[@androidaxolotl8311]

I honestly didn’t even get it till I read this.

[@masonmacdonald4620]

Someone: Wouldn't it be cool if a core's eye were the actual Aperture logo? Virgil: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

[@nathanielvanwagenen6182]

Mason MacDonald I’m pretty sure that’s black mesas logo

[@alicecirilla2137]

@@nathanielvanwagenen6182 It's a logo of old Aperture Science

[@Vexrust_]

@@nathanielvanwagenen6182 Black Mesa core would be great

[@honesthour4686]

Yes

[@VirgilCore]

a

[@lightningstrike1458]

“Your not even a turret!” “Yes I am!” “Then show me your guns!” *shows guns* *gets scared*

[@howardvonstauffer]

"Carry on soldier!"

[@poopetcrab3099]

I mean, she has two minigun. Normally turrets have machine guns.

[@warpstarrogue3554]

@@poopetcrab3099 what’s so scary, she can’t fire the 25% more bullet at people. She has to use that useless gunpowder in the bullet to fire it out how that gonna hurt the test subjects?

[@scpmonthly4723]

@@howardvonstauffer Since the previous supervisor went missing, I’ve been put in charge of maintaining the relaxation vaults… and the, uh, humans. Hahahaha, ah… seriously though, he didn’t really leave me much to ‘maintain’.

[@DenisTriton]

Боезапас очень быстро закончится. )

[@ClonedGamer001]

"Uh, sergeant? I don't think I can kill anyone." "We'll lookie here boys. We got ourselves a pansy." "It's not that sir. It's that my aim is terrible."

[@LizaMargaretL.Albarico]

Stormtrooper aim

[@Syy]

I didn't think it could get any better after that opening with the Stanley and Narrator core. Thought you'd played your hand already, but then Virgil showed up and I fanboy squee'd. Fantastic work Harry! Without question one of the best machinimas ever made.

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

*meet the cores 3 and Mission importable happen*

[@fluffyx1556]

omg i squealed too

[@Dr.Dumbshit]

ST4NL3Y

[@dgrgasshurn]

meet the ST4NL3Y

[@cadenthecadburyengine8198]

“Is the number 3 a myth?” Valve: yes

[@CMBUnion]

deserves more likes

[@bloodangelspacemarine9597]

Count to three by the chalkeaters

[@roniewesley3852]

*Valve theme intensifies*

[@williammcelfresh4197]

no.

[@cadenthecadburyengine8198]

@@williammcelfresh4197 wooosh

[@Last_Survivor593]

The fact that he animated those bloopers shows how much effort he put into it.

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

Yes!!! I loved it!

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

some of them definitely fit the character

[@CheatcodeGamingOfficial]

The fact they got the actual voice actor from the Stanly Parable is fantastic

[@yuishishido8780]

"What is Ego Core's job here" Omnicore implodes

[@netherillager5959]

I think he's the "don't be like that guy" So he's like a reverse roll model

[@ojhudgins7326]

@@netherillager5959 when omnisphere uses you as a role model: :) you're an example of what not to do: :(

[@pedrosso0]

@@mosqit4324 correction, implode

[@kolldee3006]

Maybe his job is a few of these options: 1: he was able to calculate the amount of seconds, minutes and days. So possibly he's the Number Core, His ego being saying that he is a role-model, so possibly he is also a USELESS core, since he barges in, does nothing, and thinks of himself. He's possibly the Questions Core, cause when he says he'll get back to it, he didn't have a answer, he didn't also have one back in the 1st Meet the Cores. That's all of the ideas I have for is TRUE purpose

[@pedrosso0]

@@kolldee3006 His job is to be egotistical

[@sethcataudella3146]

“He really did a good job.., ..Killed all of them.”

[@DanielReyes-nm3lw]

Funny

[@TheGreatHalberd]

Yeah, Wheatley did do a good job.

[@autotune1835]

How could Wheatley have been made to effectively take care of the humans? Simple. Tell him to kill all the humans. Then he’ll fail, and they’ll all survive 😂😂😂😛😛

[@wheatly442]

@@TheGreatHalberd hey its not easy taking care of hundreds maybe even thousands of humans at the same time

[@hiveknight7416]

God I love the soldier core. RIP Rick May.

[@cupofspiders5830]

‘sniff

[@zealousdoggo]

@pot p Sun Tzu said that! (Rip Rick May)

[@SanestSpursFan2009]

@@zealousdoggo "and he knows more about fighting then you do, cause he invented it, and he bested it so nobody can beat him in the ring of Honor!" (Also soldier)

[@ACCJohnMane]

RIP dude RIP

[@wanmohamadakbarwanmoss1732]

It's Rick May don't be rude

[@ThaCataBoi]

I love how every character has different eyes, its a nice touch

[@StephenFasciani]

I find it so impressive that you actually got Kevan Brighting to play his part! No one can do it as good as he does

[@spacehootle309]

Blew my mind! He's the best.

[@FancyLines]

In a time where it’s easier than ever to gather cheap memes and references and call it “entertainment”, Meet The Cores flips the stigma of internet shows on its head, by actually making entertainment with substance. This is especially impressive for a one man project. Good job!

[@shellac_box]

True gourmet food but it's entertainment

[@aligallaton3978]

It's like the Portal series. It's good stuff they don't make anymore

[@ellerz]

@@madelynhawkins6235 valve has announced a 3rd game?

[@scottygg8550]

@@ellerz well it is a prequel but it is adding to the official cannon of the half life world,

[@silent-hills]

@@madelynhawkins6235 People were saying that we were going to get Portal 3 even 6 years ago... are we actually getting the 3rd game or no? It seems impossible that we’d be getting a third game, so...but maybe I’m just being too optimistic ;-;

[@PodmornicaFTW]

Wait, this is not an official Portal 2 animation? O.o

[@felobatirmoheb4884]

Yup

[@birbpope9400]

For some reason, no

[@yanastase]

Nop its a fanmade by a really good animator

[@yusgrk3928]

@@yanastase Could you link me the animator please?

[@foliumcore]

@@yusgrk3928 Harry101UK, the owner of this channel and the owner of this animation.

[@JoLiKMC]

17:33 - Virgil! My favorite non-canon core! I'm glad to see he's alive, well, and happy after the incident. I was really worried!

[@TheSixteen60]

What incident?

[@JoLiKMC]

Virgil was a major character in the fan game, _"Portal Stories: Mel"._ If you know your _Portal_ games, you can kind of guess what happened to him.

[@cameronhodgetts920]

GLaDOS: Ray, I have one request. And that is to have sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads

[@birdboy1092]

Yes my lord.

[@cupofspiders5830]

Lasers! Sharks! Lasers on sharks!

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

That’s **evil**

[@Newlsop]

Ok this was a good reference

[@cupofspiders5830]

@Gabriel Walker oh by the way, Prometheus was cast onto a mountain, his liver was ripped out by birds but since he is immortal he regrows it every day. He also gave fire to man, not knowledgr

[@naderadical]

This is Valve quality of animation and voice acting. Extremely well done.

[@smoog2327]

its not that bad shut up (jk :D)

[@felobatirmoheb4884]

@@smoog2327 ???

[@smoog2327]

@@felobatirmoheb4884 Valve *Quality*

[@felobatirmoheb4884]

@@smoog2327 AIGHT'

[@birdboy1092]

Naw it's 1000x better.

[@honesthour4686]

Fun Fact: Virgil is being voiced by the actual actor

[@mattygee6852]

What?

[@thoughtsofoldmanedwards9749]

@@mattygee6852 Harry was a huge contributor in the making of Portal Stories Mel, he voiced almost all the characters (cave, the turrets, I'm like 90% sure he voiced ageis and rainbow too) and I'm assuming he worked a lot on the animation and other mechanics. He has very close connections with Stig Finsen Sydtangen because of this, especially since it was a small team that worked on the game.

[@mattygee6852]

@@thoughtsofoldmanedwards9749 holy shit wow

[@slimeycrusader5257]

No wonder

[@skykrasher4475]

Thomas Sanders? (Jk)

[@purplemoon2625]

I just came back to watch this for nostalgia purposes, which it's been a couple years since I've gotten into The Stanley parable, hearing Kevan Brighting's voice jumpscared me to all hell.

[@echolessowl]

again, amazing attention to detail. GLaDOS says herself: "I was researching sharks for an upcoming test..." ray says: "this is one of GLaDOS' tests that never saw the light of day"

[@Wertyhappy27]

When

[@mollycolegrove398]

@@Wertyhappy27 I think in portal 2, I vaguely remember it

[@brendancross2767]

The quote was something like "I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else kills people who are just trying to help them? Did you guess sharks? Because that would be wrong. No one is that cruel, except you" Might not be the verbatim quote, but something along those lines

[@atomic5134]

@@brendancross2767 Just played it I can confirm it was very similar to that

[@reakirk7624]

@@brendancross2767 the last line of the quote was "Because that would be wrong. The correct answer is no one, nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel

[@rexcorvorum4262]

Turret core is so awesome! Also why would cores be able to feel pain? Who’s idea was that? Probs the guy who thought cores should need oxygen.

[@NickyIntensifies]

James McCormick for the same reason we feel pain. for example someone could throw a rock at a core who doesnt feel pain and the core would be damaged but wouldnt notice

[@Ethan-xf7fx]

DETACH THE WHEATLEY CORE

[@funnyguythe285th]

@@Ethan-xf7fx no,don't. Our job is doing ANYTHING,YES!,YOU HEARD ME! :D

[@Liberaaiytb]

@@v1rgnkvlt detach the wheatley core and send him to Android hell

[@Liberaaiytb]

"i'll send you to a chamber where all cores screams at you for 10 years"

[@TheMagnumDon]

I think I know Glitchy's purpose, we has a test, a alpha of the next generation of cores being manufactured. it turns out he served his purpose by finding out what's wrong with the current model and now he is just stuck being like he is forever.

[@jimboringo9958]

Maybe his purpose is to search for his purpose...

[@TheMagnumDon]

@@jimboringo9958 that would be interestingly funny

[@cupofspiders5830]

A. Spontaneous combustion B. Worse spontaneous combustion

[@cupofspiders5830]

Just a Random astromech that’s what I think. Kinda merciless tho

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Turn on the captions

[@jasoncampbell3558]

I still love how Harry was able to get Kevan Brighting, who put in amazing work as always, only for a one off joke. Either Harry knows some people, or Kevan just REALLY loves the Portal series. Cause this isn't the first time I've heard his voice for a Portal/Valve fan project. Tho if you know the history of The Stanly Parable, and the fact that it started out as a mod for HL2, then it kinda makes sense. Dude just probably really loves the games Valve made.

[@grrlstar100]

“I am utterly wasted on this planet” -the omnipresent omnishpere 2016 -me every day

[@someoneidk6303]

Same lol

[@justsomeinternetartist2892]

*o m n i s h p e r e*

[@sethcataudella3146]

That’s his name!? I always called him “Fact Core’s Dad”

[@Zenner5222]

This is animated better than the actual game.

[@annolog]

ZennerPlaysCPR true dat

[@Dizastermaster.]

Zenner because its an animation and not a game?

[@AutumnCanvas]

Dizastermaster It’s a animation from a game called”portal2”

[@jasmineritchie2234]

@@AutumnCanvas he knows. They're saying that obviously a game is going to LOOK different to an animation. Idiot

[@justindorthewonderwizard645]

I mean the shock on the generals face is amazing you can literally feel how shocked he is when turret core pulls out his guns

[@mitsy616]

It’s cool that the voices are the same in the game EVEN THE NARRATOR 3:14

[@cjdoesthingsYT]

Fact Core: “Is the cake really a lie?” Omnisphere: *And I took that personally.*

[@Sk4tman91]

"GEEEET OOOOUUUUTTTT!!"

[@KyleTheGamer574]

"But you haven't told me where the nearest exit is."

[@subject1c]

@@KyleTheGamer574 ITS OVER THERE! THE BLOODY DOOR MARKED WITH THE BLOODY EXIT SIGN

[@zachzebra56]

​@@subject1cOh.....Thanks...

[@shrekgal4935]

“Is the cake really a lie?” *GET OUTTTttt*

[@breadplays6288]

You pathetic creature

[@actualsitert]

Its too hard for that omnisphere

[@Gamerboy-wv8od]

GEEEETTTTTT, OUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!

[@thedukeofidoicy1576]

Caleb? Why are you here?

[@reesalvin6539]

I love how they have so much emotion that can be expressed just by those handles and the eyelids… great work

[@shuliu4804]

The fact core: “is the cake really a lie?” Omnipotent core: **tuberculoses** *”GET OUT!!!”*

[@cerealkillerbossman6280]

Its omnisphere

[@wta1518]

But you never told me where the exit is.

[@drunknpyroo5-279]

Leave me! Pathetic creature!

[@randombutloyalappertureemp6729]

I am utterly wasted on this planet...

[@springledingle285]

It's at 12:03

[@turtleguy3]

I JUST GOT THE STANLEY PARABLE REFERENCE 5 YEARS AFTER SEEING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. i got chills when i heard the narrator voice

[@krazart]

The reason why I love this series is because how high quality this is and how they bring voice actors from Portal and other games like The Stanley Parable

[@davidbright327]

HEY YOU AIN'T NO TURRET! Yes I am. THEN WHERE ARE YOUR GUNS? *Shows Twin Miniguns*

[@thomasbicknell175]

... Carry on soldier!

[@jaydentt]

@@thomasbicknell175 why is he stunned if everyone else has 2x miniguns

[@themechanicalvee5244]

@@jaydentt Well, you hardly see a core with interal miniguns attached to itself.

[@axolotl0424]

The absolute fear in his eye too. It's absolutely amazing

[@morganpriest7726]

Documenter and others they actually just have 2 duel machine guns

[@BlueCatarex]

seeing virgil in this really made me happy. the fandom overlooks him too much.

[@creepy_artist]

As someone who just today finished Portal Stories, yes, he's extremely overated, I was almost in tears in the ending

[@exoticmeefy]

@@creepy_artist overrated is held too highly I think you meant underrated

[@creepy_artist]

@@exoticmeefy you're right, my bad, English is not my first language sorry

[@QuinnOfGilead]

If im not wrong he stars in 2 games that Harry helped make those being Portal Stories: Mel and the Aperture paint game thing where you have a gun that can shoot the gel

[@YFNFCA]

@@QuinnOfGilead the gel gun game is aperture tag, and that’s Nigel in there so they aren’t the same.

[@kipofthemany2213]

So I've watched this video many times over but recently I've learned a little about 3D modeling, and I just wanna say, the repair scene for Glitchy, DAMN THAT MODEL IS IMPRESSIVE! Well done!

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmi2286]

I was expecting the fact core to ask the omnisphere what ego core's job is

[@geoffuzz]

heh, me too

[@average7557]

was a shame he didn't

[@jellyclobbopus3919]

That question cant be answered

[@systemgroove3406]

_Ah yes, The Snap._

[@thenarrator9000]

if he answered the response would be so dense it could cause a singularity

[@itsjustmaddie9461]

OH MY GOD VIRGIL. IT TOOK ME A MINUTE OF SEEING HIM TO REALIZE HE'S THE CORE FROM MEL'S STORY.

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Same people made the game and this

[@XnoresTheAwesome]

Virgil’s eye is one of the old aperture logos

[@DustyyLava]

And portal tag or something

[@DustyyLava]

Madixon the gel thing

[@sung1395]

@@ThomasFarquhar2 You mean, this video and the game maker are the same person? OMG

[@banjoshmanjo8088]

12:03 Fact Core:Is the cake really a lie? Omnisphere:

[@graceohara5698]

Omnisphere: GET OUT!!!!! Fact Core: But You Didn’t Tell Where The Exit Is Omnisphere: URGH IT’S OVER THERE WITH THE BLOODY DOOR MARKED WITH THE BLOODY EXIT SIGN Fact Core: Oh Thanks Omnisphere: LEAVE ME PATHETIC CREATURE!!! *Fact Core Leaves* Omnisphere: I Am Utterly Wasted On This Planet

[@BLP_Memes]

Fact Core: Hello. Will you be willing to answer a few simple questions? Music Core: *singing intensifies* Fact Core: Woah! Hol’ up, hol’ up! Music Core: ? Fact Core: Ok, I think we’re breaching some kind of- copyright law right now.

[@karolbalog7145]

​@@BLP_Memeschuck: this is a security announcement, please do not leave compaction cube's unattended anywhere within the testing facility, unattended cubes will be removed, and may be incinerated, thank you for your time, I love my job😊

[@Gibbycot]

Cores and characters: Atlas and p-body: 0:02 Defective turret: 1:01 Bunch of cores: 1:33 Unknown core: 1:40 Unknown core2: 1:50 Fact core: 1:59 ST4NL3Y: 2:34 Narrator core: 3:30 Ego core (and the core in the background): 4:37 Sargeant core: 5:32 Maggots (turrets): 5:38 Defective maggot (defective turret): 5:52 Pansy (turret): 6:07 Turret core: 7:03 Supervisor core: 7:25 Ray: 8:02 This is getting worked on another time

[@techley4322]

Should work on this again for the meme

[@samlachance1]

You know, if they ever make a Portal 3, "filling a chamber with water" would actually be an amazing mechanic. By putting portals below water, you could move water around, create continuous currents that push objects, set the height of floating objects, etc. You don't need pumps, when water can simply drain into the floor, and come out of the ceiling. ;)

[@ARandomSpace]

Would be hard to code, but it gives so much potential...

[@presadiloura]

i'm in 2017. It's still the best Portal animation

[@coopermatlack4238]

Freehowl presadilora yep

[@xxponyo7332]

What’s it like in 2017?

[@atlastheprotogen3567]

Freehowl presadilora tire it looks we could be here and say this is real

[@antonioraino3044]

Freehowl presadilora tru

[@highflyer1366]

Freehowl presadilora me to

[@autobot5309]

7:02 General Core: "You're not even a turret!" Turret Core: "Yes I am!" General Core: "Where are your guns?" Turret Core: *Pops dual M134 Miniguns out of side panels* General Core: 0 _ 0 ... "Carry on, soldier."

[@ManImSad]

autobot prime XD

[@AmazinEarth]

1 eye you dumbass

[@FunniMillie]

Is it only me, or General Core is voiced by Rick May Or because of his death i hear his voice in every general i see on screen?

[@simplygibbus331]

dude general core is soldier tf2

[@9c4nine69]

Y’all see the core right next to it, It’s eyes is like “This guy is a core” but when he pulls out the gun he’s like “WTF”

[@Turgineer]

7:02 Commander Core: "You're not even a turret!" Turret Core: "Yes I am!" Commander Core: "Where are your guns!?" Turret Core: **Peacefully showing off their double minigun**

[@Ethan..473]

0_0

[@lealand2601]

Yes

[@KyleTheGamer574]

... *"Carry On Soldier!"*

[@GalacticDragonsPuppeteer]

A10 warthog intenceify

[@GalacticDragonsPuppeteer]

(intenceifies)

[@gavin8763]

Love the Stanley parable refrence

[@justindorthewonderwizard645]

Stanley portable

[@thebadmedic89]

Also the tf2 reference

[@MysteriousBurns]

Me: 'Hey Hey Hey Hey! You know what we need more of?' Fact Core: 'What?' Me: 'More beautiful animations from Harry101UK' Fact Core: 'I...Um...I can't argue with that.' Seriously, keep up the good work! I love this!

[@ntgm8]

I was really caught off guard as soon as I heard "This is the story..."

[@Max200012]

ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE WENT SIDEWAYS AND UPSIDE DOWN

[@Gargantura]

NtGm 889 i nut

[@TheWererapter92]

16:20 "Why the mask?" Because I'm wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him from a plane"

[@jonnyb.animationstutorials7119]

Don't worry about that turret that got taken away for being non lethal, she's the flying turret in Meet the Cores 3

[@thedman1754]

Now i feel better. Thank you :)

[@superhappygamer1162]

Awww!

[@thewhatbtw]

shes probably the one u find in game on the rail saying im different

[@_D4DDY-DUCK_]

The reason why she couldn't kill anyone is because, her hat was so far down on her head that it prevented her from opening her guns, so it wasn't her fault that she couldn't kill anyone. Did anyone else notice that little detail? Or just me?

[@bathtubinvader]

If ego core pondered on that question for over a billion secconds, then he would have waited for over 31 years.

[@cupofspiders5830]

I wonder how much time he actually said. I knew 1.3 billion seconds was a lot but wow

[@cameronhodgetts920]

Well, given how long everything has been going on in Aperture, it's not entirely out of the question

[@uainthandlinme]

He must’ve pondered that * calculating* 50 or 60 years or so

[@neuratlas]

1.527 billion seconds

[@tosterm]

I just realized that Virgil’s eye is Aperture’s old logo

[@lowbudgettcgs]

And he's In Portal Stories Mel

[@stupidsimp9432]

dur dur dur de durrrrr

[@_GhostMiner]

Wow, keen eye ☺️

[@compactdisc5365]

@Sonicfan999 Aperture from the 70th

[@alaskagyal]

oh damn

[@qawsqawslol3997]

2:30 When I first played The Stanley parable I thought the intro sequence sounded familiar and that was because it was this video

[@abbylovescats8998]

I figured out what ego’s job is! He is a model of how self-obsessed cores shouldn’t be!

[@Child-that-can-bend-reailty]

I don't like ego core

[@hagenspringtrap9431]

I'm guessing that glitchy's purpose is to continuously break or "kill" himself

[@cynthiaender]

I think that Glitchy can't think about his intended purpose without malfunctioning. "Well, I wanted to see if my true purpose was to fly. And... that didn't go too well."

[@alexhalem3489]

ya

[@netherillager5959]

Or keeping the fixer guy busy

[@Chillipeffer]

maybe their purpose is . .. ...... [Connection Lost]

[@killerproductions8629]

His job is to continually break himself so the makers can find any related issues to the other cores. For example if one explodes they already know what to do because he broke down.

[@EmilyCullen]

The giant core said “Is 3 a myth”? That was probably a joke to the fact that there is no 3rd valve game. No half life 3, No teams fortress 3, No left for dead 3, No Dota 3, and No portal 3.

[@notsocrapmex3286]

?:?:?:?:

[@meeizynator6814]

R/wooosh

[@dr2d2]

@@tweakH2O r/ihavereddit

[@wofless4429]

Honestly tho...we don't need a Portal 3 that game series has everything wrapped up.The other games you mentioned tho...

[@cerealkillerbossman6280]

Wow..

[@Inky5]

I like how Virgil has the original apateur logo as his eye

[@okay44497]

5:35 Hey! That's TF2 soldier core! I just noticed that! That is actually a pretty smart idea!

[@billdoggonejones]

Its actually based on both soldier, and gunnery sgt Hartmann from full metal jacket (I'm a fan account) You can see the Hartmann reference at 6:32, when he says "what is your major malfunction gearbag", a reference to what Hartmann says to private pyle moments before private pyle kills him, although the actual line was what is your major malfunction numbnuts

[@strikereureka1927]

Yay?!

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@billdoggonejones Hartmann was also parodied in Half Life's Opposing Force xpack as Drill Instructor Dwight Barnes

[@ReformedSooner24]

Gunnery SGT Hartmann Rest in Peace gunny

[@K-o-R]

I thought it was a Bill core, though he's too mean to be Bill really.

[@nightreader26]

Lol moment “You’re not even a turrent!” HIGH PITCH VOICE: “yes I am!” “Where are your guns?” GUNS LOADED 😐 “carry on.”

[@tytheweeb953]

XD *WHEEZE*

[@HypotheticallyEnov]

Wow this is hilarious.

[@croissantman3046]

You saw that part of the video too?! I thought I was the only one who saw that part of the video!

[@TxpsyTurvy]

A turret core that hangs from the ceiling would be a good feature for a portal 3. It would be similar to the ceiling turrets from half life.

[@unamed668]

Dear sweet baby caroline

[@humanbean9370]

6:21 that “Nooooooooo!” was adorable

[@blaperturemesa1740]

It’s a turret, what did you expect?

[@talker5890]

A INNOCENT TURRET SCREAMING IN AGONY IS ADORABLE TO YOU. YOU MONSTER

[@humanbean9370]

@@talker5890 yes

[@dr.someguy3924]

WHAT ABOUT THE SIR NO SIR, THAT WAS ADORABLE

[@MichelleW870]

we do not condone violence towards turrets

[@Sensible06]

"For some reason, she ended up giving me the silent treatment, and I didn`t hear from her in months" GLaDOS: ded

[@sethclemens4587]

Ego core is an Instagram influencer.

[@ChaosCrystalArtist]

I agree, I get that type of vibe from him

[@cerealkillerbossman6280]

YES

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Exactly lmao

[@wta1518]

Or tiktok

[@99999bomb]

No he is a tic too streamer

[@rikasakura1839]

*Praying for more Stanley Core and Narrator Core in the future* I love them! I LOVE IT!!!

[@taistomiris]

did you get the broom closet ending???

[@JustADoodle00]

The broom closet ending was my FAVORITE!!1!1!1!!1

[@lizard474]

Do you know what I need more of? Let me guess, space. Yes! OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

[@jackiechen4299]

Gaben

[@jadetheslime3140]

Aperture? [Idk how to spell it.]

[@RikaShinePY]

SPACE

[@Bukki13]

Returning to this video after years and finally getting ST4NL3Y’s reference sure is something

[@kokoze]

Are you insane?! who the hell has even a thought of animating a bloopers sequence

[@Harry101UK]

Pixar did it for years, too. =P

[@SillyFoxJade]

pixar

[@Ethan-xf7fx]

Pīxar

[@PerovNigma]

The LEGO Batman Movie, though it wasn’t in the film itself.

[@cplays4342]

Bloopers Are Failed Scenes That Never Made It In The Video

[@specialunit0428]

the forbidden question: "is the cake really a lie?"

[@zoophiliaphobic]

No. I've studied

[@specialunit0428]

hehe

[@SpottedPredator]

specialunit 042 it kill you so yes

[@hyungjookimsnow]

Even the Omni core can’t answer that one

[@kryswilkins8615]

I, as an undercover secret Supercore made by Aperture’s highest intellect scientists, am able to comprehend not only every question, but also the fourth dimension. The answer to this question is-agmsbw bsca001101111001011000011111110101110100111001[THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE SECRECY AGENT OF APERTURE SCIENCE INCORPORATED. HAVE A NICE DAY AND KEEP DOING SCIENCE.]

[@matiasdoes]

Fact Core: I know everything! Where is the exit

[@nightwolf01]

He knows everything, as long as it's not obvious.

[@matiasdoes]

oh.

[@nightwolf01]

It's a joke, man. I'm not serious.

[@matiasdoes]

oh. well then xD

[@LokivSource2]

+Sans the Skeleton lol ikr?

[@graceohara5698]

Cast Ego Core - Sean Oxspring Omni Core - Sean Oxspring Fact Core - Harry101uk Space Core - Harry101uk Drill Sergeant Core - Harry101uk Motel Supervisor Core - Harry101uk Music Core - Harry101uk Humor Core - Harry101uk Oxygen Core - Harry101uk Turrets - Harry101uk Wheatley- Harry101uk Announcer - Harry101uk Glitchy - Christopher Thomson Chuck - Gregory James Holgate Ray - Gregory James Holgate Narrator Core - Kevan Brighting Virgil - Stig Finsen Sydtangen

[@BrycesStudio]

What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." "Space going to space can't wait." "Space..." "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!" "Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again." "Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space." "Space space wanna go to space" "Space space going to space oh boy" "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!" "Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops." "Help me, space cops. Space cops, help." "Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going." "Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space." "Space. Space." "I'm going to space." "Oh boy." "Yeah yeah yeah okay okay." "Space. Space. Gonna go to space." "Space. Space. Go to space." "Yes. Please. Space." "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" "Gonna be in space." "Space." "Space." "Ohhhh, space." "Wanna go to space. Space." "[humming]" "Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space." "I love space. Love space." "Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper." "Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit." "Space..." "Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!" "Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look." "Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer." "Space space wanna go to space" "Wanna go to -- wanna go to space" "Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space" "I'm going to space." "Space!" "Space!" "Hey hey hey hey hey!" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey lady." "Lady." "Space!" "Lady." "Space." "Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady." "Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space." "Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!" "Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!" "Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space." "I love space." "Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space." "Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space." "Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space." "Gotta go to space." "Gonna be in space." "Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space." "Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion." "Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE." "Going to space." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space." "Love space. Need to go to space." "Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space." "Space." "So much space. Need to see it all." "You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes." "Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space." "Please go to space." "Space." "Wanna go to space." "(excited gasps)" "Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space." "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!" "Hey lady." "Hey." "Lady." "Hey lady. Lady." "Hey." "Lady." "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!" "Space? SPACE!" "I'm in space." "I'm in space." "Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space." "There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star." "Getting bored of space." "Bam, Bam bam bam! Take that, space." "Are we in space?" "We are?" "Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!" "We made it we made it we made it. Space!" "Earth." "Wanna go to earth." "Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth." "Wanna go home." "Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home." "Earth earth earth." "Don't like space. Don't like space." "It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth." "SPAAACCCCCE!" "SPAAACE!" "YEEEHAAAAAW!" "Ah!"

[@KornekK]

How long did it take you to write that

[@Jessica_Kirk]

Urgh! For the love of- 14:24

[@talker5890]

Fucker copy and pasted space cores unused and used voicelines lmao

[@alexhalem3489]

did u realy just write ervy voise line for the space core?

[@radogoji7031]

Adventure core:DAMNIT WE KNOW! EVERYBODY KNOWS! SPACE, YOU, IN IT! WE GET IT!

[@Koopkiris]

If there is EVER another portal, RAY HAS TO BE A REAL CHARACTER

[@tribot8308]

YES

[@cupofspiders5830]

Tests with sharks! Tests with lasers! TESTS WITH LASERS ON THE SHARKS! ohhhh, yes!

[@narftasticindustries8991]

Unfortunately 3 is a myth

[@Koopkiris]

@@narftasticindustries8991 coretal stories: mel

[@narftasticindustries8991]

@@Koopkiris nice, didn’t know it existed.

[@sirankleknocker3122]

“Take ‘em away!” *Proceeds to take the wrong turret*

[@thedab156]

Cheburek Republic yes

[@MichelleW870]

*_nooooooo-_* :

[@gone_blank]

Atleast he gets to stay...

[@amphal4467]

well he took away who he wanted to, it wasnt really a mistake, he didnt know the defective turret was defective.

[@mahi_mahi962]

@@amphal4467 well the "defective turret" isn't really defective because when the turrets started firing so did the defective one.

[@maertzierast2651]

Giant Core: "Who DARES to awake me from my slumber?" Advertisement: "Kraft Mac and Cheese"

[@GreysonIngall]

💀

[@creativecreeper6147]

"Is the number 3 a myth!?" Fantastic poke at Valve

[@bassfight2936]

Wow, I thought I had missed some scenes in the game. Unbelievable that you actually made this yourself!

[@Harry101UK]

Haha! Thank you, that means a lot! The next episode will be out very soon! ;)

[@Lolsterz33]

I love the Stanley parable reference! It’s crazy how you got the actual voice for the narrator to voice in it too!

[@carlosmorenoseguel7726]

rewatching this I realize... some of these cores either never made it to meet the cores 3 or they were teasers for meet the cores 4

[@purpisdus3118]

Wait if fact core knows everything, why didn’t he know where the exit was?

[@StormTeeVee]

Illiminati: stay the fuck were you are!

[@margheritaparacini7729]

Storm the Wolf Hy Edwin

[@lordsludge5678]

D O N T U F U C K I N G M O V E I M C A L L I N 9 1 1

[@_Myrhl]

He doesnt know the function of a rubber duck

[@noone6991]

Storm the Wolf *where

[@chilly456]

With the animation, I thought this was official, good job!

[@vooshmoozik6185]

no, independent project

[@shyowl3453]

seriously though it looks amazing

[@sebevv7632]

Glitchy should ask the omni core what his true purpose is

[@angelahearn-carter6159]

Oh I just read this a realised

[@hellocortez9745]

Or the fact core

[@dave5194]

his true purpose is to explode

[@kumpelball2593]

14:15 hey do you know what we need more of? wheatly:let me guess space ... space core:Space! Wheatly ugh for the love of-

[@Jimmy-cg9db]

Fact core: it's true! I was there!

[@KyleTheGamer574]

Ego core: Hey there guys, I- I- I couldn't overhearing your conversation about *Her*. I- I thought I could weigh in a little bit. Because you know, I actually dated her once? She's not quite what'd you expect.

[@kumpelball2593]

the others: awkward silence Also them 3 seconds later:heheheheheh

[@KyleTheGamer574]

Ego core: Stop laughing!

[@Volcano22207]

Bro is literally just quoting the video … on the video

[@dontmindmejustwatching]

This is so smooth and professional like if made by VALVe itself! The script, the animation, the voicing, the post processing, the texturing, like everything, you name it. All is polished up to the best quality! VALVe hire this guy! And this work must be accepted to the canon. Period.

[@ethannicoletti8690]

Twin his fan game was accepted by valve as cannon its called portal stories mel

[@captainrexdastarwarsgearhe2461]

I love how they got the actual person to voice virgil

[@Horltum]

Well Harry composed some of the music for Portal Stories: Mel, so I guess it's only fair.

[@sabrel4975]

@@Horltum I think he also animated some of the cutscenes

[@arbiterfriend9841]

And voiced

[@icy101yt]

@@Horltum composed all but 1 song of the soundtrack, animated every cutscene (and portal gun Turing on), and voiced cave Jonson

[@Horltum]

@@icy101yt Ok then. Still haven't made it to the credits of Mel, so thanks for telling me.

[@c10v3r]

Tests with SHARKS! Tests with LASERS! Tests with LASERS ON SHARKS!!!

[@DarkEnt1ty]

Oh it's like jopiscrale had a baby

[@kesselsauer4441]

Metalbeard:Lasers! Also Metalbeard: Sharks! also Metalbeard: Lasersharks!

[@AstralShot]

@@kesselsauer4441 lol

[@boethemartender2298]

OOOOOOoooOOOO

[@thatmadengineer_5552]

That's a Lego Movie reference

[@TheRealMinehead]

1:09 I love how when it scans the turret it says defective

[@dmj271095]

Virgil the maintenance core, is the same one from Portal Stories: Mel

[@slimeycrusader5257]

No duh

[@tatidy995]

Your image scares all youtubers

[@du2074]

@@tatidy995 XD

[@tatidy995]

@@du2074 am I wrong- neko, that one song writer no one knows

[@NyTwL]

what if i told you that the creator of this worked on portal stories mel

[@disgal6235]

Harry proved that you can combine two timelines in games Of the same game Of the same company And in the same dialogue Stanley will some day meet St4nl3y

[@chemolcalico6792]

holy shit yes

[@GhostEyesPersonal]

Guys... He obviously IS St4nl3y. B3 Canon accepted

[@tamamo3964]

6:07 Welp. Guess we know where the "different" turret came from...

[@niracaldwell]

True

[@niracaldwell]

@@kittykazoo3293 No idea.

[@okamiame4064]

Awww yess

[@jaydentt]

I'm different...

[@mook_butt8037]

Figured that was the Oracle Turret