POSEHN: "New Music Sucks" OFFICIAL VIDEO

[@thereyvan]

i feel like the best part of this is that Brian originally wasn’t going to include Fall Out Boy in the list of shitty artists but Patrick threw his own band in

[@Greenleesgirl]

Never thought I would see Patrick Stump and Weird Al in the same music video....but here we are.

[@JazzyJonas]

I love how he's auto-tuned and still off pitch.

[@darkpitbul]

That is the point

[@DrunkDalek]

Indeed, such things require true talent and skill and he got it in one.

[@bFOURdwZEROlf]

I like how off tune it is. It's making fun of the crap you listen to

[@rowanthefirst148]

Welcome to the point. \m/ \m/

[@LukeWoodz]

lmfaooo

[@jessmendieta]

The K*nye verse aged SO well

[@jerkofalltrades]

I love how you fully committed to the fact that new music sucks by making new music that sucks. A true visionary.

[@Cloneufc]

That was the irony!

[@PuadafaProductions]

This sounds like absolutely everything that’s out now. All of it

[@manictiger]

Good news! They switched to making every single thing Reggaeton! I'm kidding. It's not good news.

[@Riot.ra1n]

I feel like I’m at a secret concert event. This is rad.

[@mitchlamping530]

I like the part where he says robot says it sucks

[@tmnyntrstsntnghlf]

Ok this is seriously AMAZING 👌😂 Also Patrick rocking that pink blazer and Joe!!

[@xlnyc77]

"I'd rather listen to Billy Joel ...And I hate Billy Joel" I never related to a line so much in my life

[@Reign_In_Blood_963]

Ummm think he was referring to Green Day.. .yeah. carry on.

[@xlnyc77]

@@Reign_In_Blood_963 thats Billy Joe in Green Day. watch again with the Captions on, he says Billy Joel, like soft rock, pop rock

[@jc2333]

It’s billy joe Armstrong. I like Joel

[@klimtklavier]

I have a friend who is a musician and loves Billy Joel... I'm sending this to him !

[@ezdzit5330]

@@jc2333 he's clearly saying Billy Joel. Ps. Billy Joel sucks

[@PadawanRyan]

Patrick Stump: still a furry in 2021. An icon.

[@awsmesauce]

The ending made the whole song. Loved it

[@dilsdoes]

i love it when patrick and joe collab on literally anything because its always hilarious

[@dilsdoes]

like its the 2 funniest people on earth being funnier together. it doesnt even matter if theyre on the project together or if one is just helping the other out like in this. they are. so funny.

[@josephm1762]

@@dilsdoes there's one brain cell between the two of them (and it's usually in Andy Hurley's pocket)

[@georgiaprince2936]

I am obsessed, and Patrick's winkkkk😍

[@iamwubby]

Hey, isn't this the same song my great grandfather was singing in 1985 while I was listening to Metallica, Motley Crue, and Scorpions? Love it, Brian, you are awesome!!

[@SeatTimeClips]

I have complete faith in 2021 now.

[@seife41]

yeah really

[@makemap]

Everything used to be a lot cheaper in the days especially when attempting to make music and buy food. This what happens when West weaponize their dollar value against East.

[@privateprivate1865]

@@makemap yep. George Carlin was right. It's never going to get any better just be lucky with what we got ... Or had.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@makemap the absolute feck are you talking about.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@privateprivate1865 it is objectively the best time to be alive.

[@ramimakdissi325]

This is by far the best video I’ve ever seen on KZbin.

[@johnathandavis3693]

By FAR...

[@theKlaw]

Brian, you give mid-life crisis a good name.

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

That's also the title of the best Bon Jovi song.

[@thedude-jb7wx]

@@blackoceancreativeuniverse Wait you think middle aged people all like BON JOVI LOL We got 1000s of amazing artists from our time period. Music just sux now just like Bon Jovi sux lol

[@thedude-jb7wx]

But hes right sorry

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

@@thedude-jb7wx just a pun on a song title, not my overarching opinion.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@thedude-jb7wx go outside and learn what a reference is.

[@goblintacos88]

Hilarious! I died laughing when he said:"Imagine Dragons, Imagine me stabbing yo face! Got a sub from me!

[@chaospoet]

Weird Al's head popping in in the background had me dying 🤣. Like Al is thinking: "I've been mocking pop music for 40 years, but, holy shit, dude, you're about to have an aneurysm!"

[@armandoucles5346]

I'm gonna be 38 soon and I have to say...NEW MUSIC SUX!!!!

[@divebombsqueal]

This is pure genius! New music does indeed suck. Unless it's POSEHN!!!!!!

[@BrokeAtBestMusic]

As a new "artist" I agree 100%....SUCKS.

[@theWEITNA]

They got a real fall out boy to appear.

[@philnaumann]

The heavy metal ending definitely did not suck. Well done! ;)

[@tjtaygee]

I truly needed this today.

[@TRJ2241987]

This is the most Brian Posehn thing that could ever possibly exist

[@mulannotthemovie3740]

HOLY SMOKES FALL OUT BOY FOR REAL?? PATRICK WHYY U DO THIS XDDD

[@charlesthetuna3091]

Because they suck? 🤷‍♂️

[@treefingers6572]

They do suck.

[@roccobotte]

The last thing I thought we would ever get in 2021 is the sequel to Metal By Numbers

[@djlaury2818]

Ah glad to see you here.

[@darkpitbul]

But this is 2021 🤪

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

Cookie, Cookie,Cookie.

[@ghostofhobs]

According to Psychostick metal heads can only count to 4

[@jedinxf7]

it's all the gay part, but without melody

[@dmadcat73]

I only just found this video and I have to say, this song speaks to me.

[@BiancaTallarico]

So true. Teens are listening to corporate produced candy crap. If not metal then I want the hard industrial stuff like KMFDM, Lords of Acid, Frontline Assembly, Front 242, NIN, Genitorturers, Stabbing Westward, Prong, Ministry, Bile, Revolting Cocks, Sister Machinegun, and SYL to come back.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

i've heard of 3 of those bands. kill motherfucking depeche mode.

[@docbizzler]

"DJ Khaled, what does he even do. We da best You're the worst, you're musical poo" Truer words have never been spoken

[@martindesarro64]

Yeah jajajajaja. The best part of the song

[@Daxtarr1]

I love seeing Patton Oswald in the wild! I watched the amazing HBO Doc about the serial killer. I wept when Michelle passed....I felt so bad for Patton and his daughter. Posehn, I love you bro. My 2nd favorite comedian( behind Patton). You were great on Just Shoot Me and The Big Bang Theory!! Much love to all comedians...thanks for making my life funnier!!

[@less9808]

PATRICK!!!!

[@richferguson6860]

Without his glasses, Brian looks like capt. Spaulding without his make up.

[@jasonmanhart8803]

Oh my god I did NOT know how much I needed that in my life!

[@klimtklavier]

Ok Grandpa, you're going to Gojira with me !!!

[@sharbizzare]

Fully enjoyed the Justin Timberlake, Soundgarden, Billie Eilish and Tool refrences

[@VirtualRobotsRevolt]

I'm happy that youtube immediately tried to autoplay Pantera after this. Even youtube knows New Music Sucks!

[@DeathBringer769]

For me it was Opeth, lol.

[@lunahetfield]

For me it was someone playing metal youtube knows what i want

[@rakashii6599]

For me it was Meshuggah!

[@nickwarner8158]

Or youtube finally got their act together and realized pantera is awesome

[@mateo-seekthevoid1321]

For me it was Gojira. Go figure

[@clown599]

now this is AWESOME

[@jonathancardenas1833]

This is art as he's subconsciously telling us that new music sucks.

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

Sure, as subconscious as a poison-tipped drum stick lit on fire and shot with a crossbow into an autotuner.

[@alexnoble3815]

Yes it fucking does.

[@rickyiglesias5384]

damn it, Brian. haha. i was gonna comment "a song about new music where he references artists that have been around over a decade." and then you had to go and point it out yourself. lol.

[@chriswood7537]

"I wanna rip out your head phones and curb stomp your phone! " love it lol

[@deviousxen]

The look on Weird Al's face XD

[@rayvenskye3274]

I love how this goes inward and is basically a pop song but it makes fun of itself lmao. This is fucking genius

[@deg022665]

I actually agree with Brian and this video provides a good outlet to express my feelings. I do try to listen to this music when I am in the public and I get the same reaction everytime.

[@blackblurryprayer7717]

I- JOE I mean PATRICK- he saying I, idk patrick... what, he did what and joe I, I can't my eyes my ears I- I just love them so much

[@yep-that-happened]

Weird Al. Making sucky music suck less for 4 decades. Respect. Cheers from Kentucky.

[@mightywaffle51]

I like to believe that the call to Patton went something like "Hey man, can you put this burger on?" and he was just immediately down with it like absolutely I'll be over in half an hour, probably even offered to pick up some tacos and drinks on the way.

[@sc4334]

Singing into a shoe about how new music sucks 👌

[@DredgenX]

I like the part where your head turns completely blue and floats in space screaming

[@luistavares8395]

Very cool loving it hope you make more def like this

[@sir.muerte]

2021 Anthem

[@smftv]

Hehe. It's like watching a new Green Jello (errr Jelly) video. The misadventures of music! 🤘

[@DashCamSamVids]

Cuts as deep as a Steely Dan, shines as bright as a Pink Floyd, hits the target like an Aerosmith, crashes through like Rolling Stones, soars as high as Eagles, burns the air like a Led Zeppelin and touches the soul like I don’t know... Who? Str8 bitchen!

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

phrasing.

[@Wolfnstone]

I only just found this and a fkin love it!!

[@seanmarcotte1063]

Correction... new mainstream music sucks. That is absolutely without a doubt true. Explore and listen to unknown artist that’s haven’t sold their souls and I promise you will find some amazing things in ALL genres.

[@Greynight13]

Not me loving everything about this 🤘💙😂🤘🤘💙💙

[@jost62]

Thanks for the big belly laugh 😂 I really needed it too!

[@bobbleheadlimbs]

Thank you for this!!! This is excellent!

[@dylcxx]

lord yes I needed this

[@mangoandguavafruitsmoothie4352]

Wierd Al's disaproval really cements this as the master piece it is.

[@neodome]

This is the best thing EVER!

[@EvilJamie13]

Love him! He is a real life Muppet

[@lonniehammer8658]

This is killer!

[@Mississippi_Martian]

Preferred the ending after he was called into the booth. Got heavy! \m/

[@mr.pearlmountain]

The best thing happened in 2021 so far

[@jeffaffa3412]

Right!!!!!!!!!

[@TheoTheGreek1821]

I'm here for "Weird" AL

[@AndrewEpidemic]

This is fucking awesome.

[@Tekkenfreek234]

Even in this song, Brian Posehn is more metal than you

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

Brian Posehn is more metal than Optimus Prime's Type O Negative cover band, October Rustmobile.

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

@R and S Thanks. I've been waiting to use that!

[@nejobeigott2928]

fakin A

[@jeffarellano245]

Indeed...this was needed

[@livequality4578]

Thank you for this beautiful song Brian. Really made my year.

[@arezuniga5875]

❤PATRICK TE AMO❤

[@daverennie6358]

I feel like this was interview where Brian was asked what he thought about new music. Add a little auto tune and blamo. And a truthful masterpiece was born.

[@MauriceMoss666]

Weird Al sliding into frame when Posehn says rapping is hard. Perfection

[@derkspringer2483]

This song sums up current music perfectly

[@DoozieDoodle]

Really mainstream music maybe, even then there's still some good stuff that is pretty popular. If you can't find good new music then you aren't looking at all

[@losely451]

@@DoozieDoodle Nah even the "good stuff" that you say is better than what he's talking about might be slightly better but just barely. What artists/bands are some examples that you are referring to?

[@DoozieDoodle]

@@losely451 mgmt, daft punk, phoebe bridgers, lianne la havas, animal collective, arctic monkeys, tame impala, radiohead, michael kiwanuka, fiona apple, weyes blood, king gizzard, of montreal, jack stauber, thundercat, steve lacy, mac demarco, fleet foxes, sufjan stevens, foxygen, kurt vile, dr dog, wilco, real estate, beach fossils, the strokes, gorillaz, cage the elephant, cigarettes after sex, grizzly bear, wolf parade, beach house, iron & wine, bon iver, connan mockasin, foals, toro y moi, here we go magic, car seat headrest, dayglow, daughters, death grips, and kendrick lamar if you're into rap in which case I'll throw in kids see ghosts Long list I know but I'm definitely still leaving out some artists

[@losely451]

@@DoozieDoodle These are all great artists/ bands but most of them with the exception of Michael Kiwanuka, Phoebe Bridges, and Lainne La Havas are not new at all. And even those three aren't that new. Sorry my friend but you might be able to add a few more to your list but compared to what POSHEN listed in his video you have got a lot of work ahead of you. Daft Punk just broke up by the way.

[@DoozieDoodle]

@@losely451 the criteria was "current" and all of them 100% fit that as they are all still going except for daft punk. The artists in this video are just as current if not even less current then death grips, dayglow, toro y moi, king gizzard, car seat headrest, and more that I mentioned as they all released music within the past year so what do you mean? Dr dog just released a live album, mac demarco is always working on new music, wolf parade just released an album in 2020. Even if they haven't released anything in a few years it's still current. Wrecking ball (which was parodied here) came out over 7 years ago my guy, if you count miley cyrus and lorde as current you count everyone I mentioned as current. These names are still being brought up as current artists that people are into, tame impala just released an album last year, cage the elephant released an album in 2019. If you were to make a list of well known artists in the "current indie music scene" then my list is what you'd get along with the 1975, peach pit, boy pablo, declan mckenna, wallows, and vampire weekend all of which have recently released music. And i'm still leaving out many artists that are less known, still all of these are current.

[@susquatch_wtf]

I fucking love this! 🤣

[@nookers]

brilliant!

[@robertpoole5652]

Where can I get that Gandpa Metal shirt? I need that in my life!!

[@klimtklavier]

I need that for Gojira. I love them, but have to abide the never wear the band you're going to see's shirt rule.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@klimtklavier unless you bought it at that same show.

[@Nebucanezzer]

The legend that is Weird Al - whoop!

[@Mikeofindy]

This new music is pretty cool. Thanks BP

[@curiousaustriantours6962]

He is simply HILARIOUS and very gifted. Made me laugh out loud!

[@allendean9807]

Thank you. Repping the 916 forever!!

[@PrimalShock87]

Best song of the year

[@Leftyotism]

Lol, the stabbing your face part really got me.

[@franksoul]

Spotify top 20 will make you cry.

[@seife41]

masterpiece

[@samuraix73]

This song was waaaayyyy too short. You left off A LOT of people. But then I guess we'd be here all night. 😂

[@lawrencestalbow-best2317]

This really made my day. This was always my favourite track on 'Grandpa Metal', and he even stuck the reprise on the end :D Seeing Patton Oswalt and Weird Al really warmed my heart. Shame Scott Ian couldn't get in on the action. I hope everyone watching this listens to the full album, it's great fun

[@asparkle3180]

just saw you in san Diego 930pm Saturday first row and loved every minute and this song so amazing thank you!!!!!!

[@janderjanus2036]

Plot twist: this is ACTUALLY new music

[@Jasonlivestosuffer]

And it sucks. Thats the point.

[@stewrosster]

Totally captures how I feel. I am a metal Grandpa \m/

[@Shaker1000]

Shots fired at everyone!!!

[@GothicTeaVea]

For those not in the know, this man's the proto hipster.

[@SickTruck]

I dont think new music sucks, new "popular" music sucks. And like you say it's not because I'm old it's just really bad.

[@eljefe8149]

It's just boring more than anything. 90s music was way more edgy and disturbing to "old people"

[@veinydeath5408]

AH YESSS the second half 🥳🥳🤧 AMAZING

[@tigers3748]

hahaha dammit, patrick stump mvp

[@Hedra718]

I'm 44 and HATE ALL THIS SHIT THEY CALL MUSIC TODAY. And, no, it is not because I am old, it's because I know the difference between good music and fucking noise. This video is awesome. Brian Posehn is the Shiz, has been since I got stuck on Mr. Show back in '96.

[@MsClayparker]

My new JAM ! Thx you Brian, this horribly true, new music does suck !

[@XxChrisxXBedofRazors]

4:15 I was about to call out in the comments that the artists mentioned at first were outdated asf lol