Possum Apple CRUNCH

[@Scrandal]

That cat is really going to town on those pears.

[@Kitsudoku]

That's exactly what my grandpa would say

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

Can't you recognize a racoon when one is right in front of you?

[@darkySp]

@@DKNguyen3.1415 Thought you were being clever, but all you managed to do is just show everyone that you don't know what a badger is.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

​@@darkySpIt's staged, that's just a dog with some fur dye on it.

[@alex.g7317]

@@darkySpthat joke woulda landed if you said it was a tanuki

[@domareidal5997]

Unlike so many youtubers, this possum gets right to the point! No lead up, no wasted time. Just real content.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

"Wwwwwwwwwhats up, KZbinrs! Today we've got a video for you. You're not gonna believe this . . . this one is incredible . . . it will totally blow your mind . . . an OPOSSUM video! But first, make sure you SMAAAASH that Like button, share and subscribe! And don't forget to check out our sponsors!" (2 minutes of ads follow) Annoying intro begins, accompanied by a cringe heavy metal, anime soundtrack: "30! . . . . 29! . . . .28! . . . " etc A two minute video begins. It is filmed vertical video and the camera shakes constantly. Also, is out of focus. There is an annoying baby-music soundtrack added. A loud Television can be heard in the background. A hyperactive barking dog can also be heard. At the 1:55 second mark, an opossum pokes its head around a corner. Narrator: "Whoa! Dude! That's an OPOSSUM!" 5 minutes of annoying outro.

[@domareidal5997]

@@KneelB4Bacon lol this was frustrating just to read

[@Shiftarus]

Unless the point was eating the apple lol. Lil' buddy isn't going to be winning the apple eating contest.

[@domareidal5997]

@@Shiftarus he won in my heart

[@hybridAbsol]

​@@domareidal5997some ppl just dont get how to be a content creator, lets put it this

[@alonelychocolatebar1954]

Possum didn't even hesitate. Walks up, takes apple, crunches the absolute hell out of it, and leaves. Pure poetry in motion.

[@vermillionwarrior3968]

May we all live with such boldness. 🤩

[@TerreHauteRemoteGoat]

possum

[@user-of3ir6no3i]

This is Opossum, not a Possum. Possums are some kind of squirrels or something, just Google "Opossum vs Possum"

[@christopherforeman4773]

So cute. They're very docile creatures unlike most people think. They just try to scare away but don't actually attack.

[@mzsuzyq1]

I never thought about the fact that a possum can't just take a little bite out of something like an apple.

[@PossumTrough]

Excellent observation

[@TheCelestialnav]

I Put Out Fruits, Vegies, Eggs, Cat Food, Etc. For A Possum That Comes Late At Nite, But I Cut His Food Into Small Bites ! I Have Only Seen Him Once BUT Every Morning His Plate Is Empty, Lol

[@PossumTrough]

@@TheCelestialnav Very nice of you

[@ClaraSunshine]

Yes. You have to cut the apples. They love them so much! ❤

[@franzenmusic]

He's givin it a good try though!!! ❤

[@My-Name-Isnt-Important]

I like how after each bite the Possum licks the juice. Definitely a connoisseur with a refined palate.

[@supermegaawesomeultragal7820]

I know! It's the cutest thing! He's like, "Jesus! this is the best water I've ever had!" *Lick, lick, lick 😅

[@glamdolly30]

Too true - adorable little thing!

[@CattleTheCat]

What a pro mukbanger! No intro, no leading up to anything, he gets straight to the point! Please subscribe to this possum man!

[@intrusive-th0t]

How do you know it’s a “he”?

[@CattleTheCat]

@@intrusive-th0t I don’t know it’s a “he” everyone is referring the possum as a he or she and plus we don’t know it’s gender

[@cloverlucky5977]

they is a pronoun if you don’t know the sex or gender of a person/animal

[@purpletylenol7787]

​@@intrusive-th0tbecause he didnt cared if the camera was filming and didnt adjusted its hair

[@24tommyst]

True! No whiny stories about bad dates, etc--straight down the hatch.

[@moobutt]

It’s sad that these guys have such short lifespans. They’re fascinating creatures

[@EverydayVagaries]

Imagine how rarely a possum would get to eat a treat like this. A whole entire apple, fresh, unblemished, not in the garbage or half-eaten or rotting. How would a possum ever get that themselves? It must be like finding a treasure for them.

[@jayh5840]

I will now refer to food internally as 'possum treasure.'

[@jackhazardous4008]

Lotta people have fruit trees that they dont maintain, so when they drop their fruit wild animals tend to swarm the fruit

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@jackhazardous4008Yes but how many possums have the chance to eat a whole fresh apple by themselves?

[@user-yf6zz3cl8i]

Clearly it didn't mean much since it just abandoned the apples

[@axolotlauto]

It is so adorable to think of this possum living its best life cronching on some fruit

[@AfrewSpines]

Very respectful of them to keep dragging the apple back into frame!

[@AwesomeYena]

*it

[@AfrewSpines]

@@AwesomeYena *Them Either one is grammatically correct, you can look it up.

[@AwesomeYena]

@@AfrewSpines I did, and it said "it" is correct. Singular they is only used for humans.

[@patrickhector]

​@@AwesomeYenaa lot of people find the distinction between gendered humans and animals fairly arbitrary, thus "he/she/they" for anything with a heartbeat

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

Classic example of "if enough people say it wrong it becomes right". They are an awesome possum.

[@FatherManus]

Animals eating food is so calming.

[@araceliamezcua2014]

I love how you could've just left one, but you made a whole presentation, because they're absolutely special like that

[@theanti-socialsocialite3163]

Respectfully I am 3000% convinced this is the peak, I do not know how any video can top this level of possum cronch

[@PossumTrough]

We must have faith there is bigger cronch.

[@monke-urm0mfat]

Oliver

[@Hylianmonkeys]

What if he eats a potato!!!!!

[@domareidal5997]

@@PossumTrough new favorite KZbin comment ever

[@potatoface4698]

​@@Hylianmonkeys💀

[@bethaneh5318]

I work in wildlife rehabilitation, and mainly feed baby animals that come in to the clinic. Opossums are the most common animal we get in, and they’re my favorite! As babies, they make little chirping noises and when they see you they reach out and want to climb all over you ❤❤❤

[@roseberry9738]

Omg yes. If you have long hair, they love to try to cling on with their grabby little fists (including their foot fists, lmao)

[@bethaneh5318]

@@roseberry9738 Yes! Their little grabby hands!! 🥰

[@YEs69th420]

must be hard to resist interacting with them too much

[@bethaneh5318]

@@YEs69th420 omg it’s very hard! I especially have trouble with not naming them. :( even the ones that we can’t release back into the wild and keep as ambassador animals, we can’t name.

[@SqualidsargeStudios]

Daaawe that sounds cute

[@SuburbaniteUrbanite]

I have never thought I'd see a creature whose walk meshes so well with the term "trundle" but here we are.

[@Sanford_The_Grunt]

It's good to see Moxxie eating healthy to be in good form 👍

[@EonityLuna]

Guess he finally decided to heed what Loona and Blitzø's been telling him.

[@janweber1506]

​@@EonityLunaI guess he was tired of getting called fat all the time.

[@nullv0d880]

I normally don’t care for ASMR, but for some reason, I really needed this one…like deep within my soul. The Healing Cronch

[@PossumTrough]

What if the possums whispered in your ear and roleplayed giving you a haircut?

[@StationaryGamingReal]

​@@PossumTroughI'm subscribing just for that answer.

[@chehystpewpur4754]

people call me crazy. but the only times i sleep well is with dogs around. curled up with me or my fail safe to falling asleep a dog crunching on its bone. my mom a long time dog owner also thinks that weird until i explained it and hear me out. you know how most humans can just sit and stare into a fire for hours and blab on about how relaxing it is. you know because all humans do is destroy and such. well my primal memory is from around the time we domesticated animals. instead of burning everything to the ground i found peace in the ones i had near. those crunchy sounds crackle just like a log folks. my last dog used to get yelled at for chewing on things and bones. when she realized i actually egged on her chewing on things she was so happy. i didnt know what she had and she was chewing on something. she never did that before in the time i had her. just wanted to make sure she wasnt eating something she shouldnt be. tried to hide it and i got it anyways. and was like ohh you have a piece of bone. you want that back and she was gonna take my hand off for it if she had to. im like well alright just dont eat it. i gave it back and she was so happy. she realized i wouldnt take it away. and she crunched her bone proudly. i was like ohh do you have your crunchy bone? and she stuck her face up and just crunched away as loudly as possible. literally echoing off the walls. pure bliss it seemed. shortly after she had all sorts of bones of diff sizes and the neighbors dropped off dinner bones often too and shed break little pieces off to crunch on. she didnt like the whole big bone. like a piece of bubble gum for a dog. pretty soon after id eat dinner give her her share of dinner. pretty much half and shed crunch away on her bone and id fall asleep feet warmed by a fat dog just like a nap infront of the fire.

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Same

[@Blind_Eye046]

@@PossumTrough *Small calming hisses and chewing on earlobe as they cut your hair half hazardly.*

[@dr.altoclef9255]

It’s hilarious when they do this. We heard a heck of a commotion outside and it turned out to be a possum trying to eat an apple on a window ledge. He kept smacking it against the ground like this. I left a bunch of sliced apples instead. Seemed to help.

[@StephenMckeighen]

You, sir, have impeccable taste in doctors and are a true gentleman to America's only marsupial

[@tiffanyclark-grove1989]

I have a girl opossum and I have to peel off the skin and cube it. I believe in the wild, rotten fruit has a bit of fermentation and opossum are prone to liking alcohol 😊

[@intrusive-th0t]

How do you know it was a “he”?

[@Pashasmom1]

I also slice up apples, bananas, large strawberries, and hard boiled eggs. I don't want them to choke on big pieces.

[@Wumbology10]

​@@intrusive-th0tWhy is that what you're fixated on?

[@blm4791]

This fuzzy boy had a good night and I'm genuinely happy for him.

[@TheRealHusk]

People are afraid of these cute critters, but look, guy can’t even take a chomp out of an apple, he can’t hurt you.

[@lesyeuxsansvisage1157]

Possums do so much for humans that we don’t appreciate. They are AMAZING at insect pest control, and honestly, their only defense is hissing, and playing dead. Whomever left these snackies out for the adorable possum, thank you. You’ve inspired me to do the same (we are also putting up bat houses, and a few other things to help the little critters during winter).

[@yeetneet5334]

i dunno how but i made a friend with a bat, i come out at night and this one bat always comes to see me

[@anthonylong9067]

Dont forget they never get rabies.

[@spewky2955]

Fr they really just want us to go away and let them do their garbage truck duties in peace. They clean up the neighborhoods for us :,)

[@craffte]

AWEsome I love to see comments like this.

[@Sputterbugz]

don't feed wildlife

[@RickDeckardMemories]

I'm past middle age and stubborn. I'm not gonna change the way I eat my apples, even after learning how possums do it.

[@PossumTrough]

I hope you base the rest of your life around how possums do things.

[@ZakFierce]

Name checks out

[@lacecarter2689]

It keeps licking the juices. Hehe so cute. My possum in the yard is very timid but I do leave nutritious treats and it seems happy.

[@bonniewade1931]

That apple is really going to town on those possums.

[@joshuelbc]

Possums are amazing. And very good for the environment. It's a shame they are so vulnerable and mistaken as dangerous animals...

[@kristyw89]

Honestly I don't think most people think they're dangerous, they just think they're gross or ugly, and for humans, sadly, that's enough to mean they don't deserve to live anymore i guess

[@RuSosan]

And their lower body temperature makes them pretty resistant to rabies apparently.

[@PossumTrough]

@kristyw89 It's the rat tail that does them in.

[@CADClicker]

​@@RuSosanwould for sure need to see a source on that

[@jessieradgowski120]

Well, I know that opossums in Australia are ACTUALLY dangerous. But here in the USA, they're pretty docile, I agree. Just be careful of any in Australia. Whole different environment, whole different personality.

[@WMVKMBN]

This Possum is indeed crunching apples. And you should be proud of him.

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

+

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

FWIW that opossum is a "she". Adult male opossums develop big much bigger, rounder skulls than this one has.

[@intrusive-th0t]

How do you know it’s a “he”?

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

@@intrusive-th0t More polite/friendly than saying ”it” and a lot of people default to masculine pronouns

[@faithtroyer75]

He's genuinely enjoying himself ❤ 🍎 What a sweet baby.

[@intrusive-th0t]

How do you know it’s a “he”?

[@NicholasCaranci-bo3zm]

Possum Apple CRUNCH sounds like a great name for a cereal brand..

[@VickiVampiressYT]

How can anyone hate these little cute creatures? I can understand being scared of them, but actually hating them and hunting them down? You'd have to be a monster. They're such harmless and useful little critters!

[@Madenthewest]

Exactly!

[@keeper6458]

Agreed!

[@nyancat8828]

And they're sooooo cute :)

[@The_Novu]

Eh they get into things and make a mess but I wouldn't go out of my way to hurt them. I had one take up in my garage once and since he didn't cause any problems I just let him chill. He'd freeze up when I went to go get pizzas out of the garage freezer then go about his business doing possum things. Kinda like having a weird cat you can't pet.

[@NazzyDragon]

"Kinda like having a weird cat you can't pet." the most accurate description lol@@The_Novu

[@kabosumamadoge1818]

You have no idea how lucky you are. Us opossum fans from halfway around the world can only look at your vids. Greetings from Asia.

[@PossumTrough]

I am lucky. But it's also a matter of perspective. Here, possums are considered pests. You probably have a few unique animals in your area that most people consider pests but are actually quite interesting.

[@Iliveinurwalls]

I have possums around my house, they eat our squirrel food at night

[@keeper6458]

​@@IliveinurwallsI absolutely love possums

[@NazzyDragon]

PESTS? They eat ACTUAL pests, like ticks! They're also not good carriers of rabies, so you want these around 10x more than raccoons! Very sad people view them as pests.@@PossumTrough

[@user-sf4fy8bq1h]

Okay but you have red pandas

[@Somerandompokemon]

Possum: whats this? A tasty treat? Well don’t mind if i do!”

[@ReMarkAbleMagic]

IDC what anyone else thinks, possums are cute af. Please be kind to possums! Trash Pandas too! Such intelligent sweet little creatures. Just love Possums and Raccoons!

[@Scrabble-nh5ox]

Yeah 😊

[@HolyFuckItsAMEME]

I just spent 2 minutes watching a possum struggle to eat an apple and it was *worth it.*

[@arthurleggywulf]

I just watched an opossum nibble at an apple for 2 minutes. Do I regret it? Hell no, this was adorable.

[@JanMichael-Vincent]

At times, that was full-blown gnawing

[@Mater_Lachrymarum]

That possum getting so excited to just lick the apple juice off the outside is the cutest thing EVER!! But next time we slice apple for easy possum treat?

[@RavenSweets]

I think the name of the video should totally be the name of a cereal. The possum can be the mascot.

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

Possum apple crunch sounds like a cereal from another dimension.

[@marzipanmenthol]

I've genuinely never wanted an apple more in my life. She makes it look delicious ❤🍎

[@mikimiyazaki]

How do you know its a "she"?

[@intrusive-th0t]

@@mikimiyazakiwhy did you only reply to this comment and not all the other comments that called the possum “he”?

[@mikimiyazaki]

@@intrusive-th0t because i didn't scrutinize all the comments and youre was either the first to 5thish comment. The question i asked was "how do you know its she?".

[@intrusive-th0t]

@@mikimiyazaki I find it hard to believe that you don’t “scrutinize” comments seeing as there are far more comments saying “he” than “she” yet you only picked out the one that said “she”. Sounds like you just got triggered because someone defaulted to female pronouns

[@balthasargerard7246]

​@@intrusive-th0tget over yourself cupcake😊

[@AudioAndroid]

Red apple sales just went up by 80% because this possum makes eating an apple sound delicious

[@chrisjamesr77]

I just looked it up: Apparently the proper name for a group of possums is a "passel." While I do like that, I was so hoping it was a "posse"

[@kit_raccoon_boi]

I had no idea they could open their mouth that wide! 10/10 adorable (and a little terrifying)

[@TheGreatAtario]

Ah, I remember Saturday mornings when I was a kid. Cartoons and a nice bowl of Possum Apple Crunch

[@suzystone244]

Oh lookie here.... We have the Apple Fairy She is adorable. Shy. A night owl. Her alligator mouth piercings her apple subjects. My Christmas morning has started out beautifully ❤

[@greecoboost]

Video title sounds like something that would be on the menu at a rural mid-western diner.

[@dazylulu1832]

That is really adorable, crunch crunch!!

[@maninthesnow4393]

Possums have two moods. Crunch and screaming

[@bubblegum03]

I love apples so much and I hope this possum enjoyed his apple.

[@rosemarmalade2444]

I come to this video when I'm severely depressed and it cheers me up every time

[@copp214]

I don't know any one who does not love a crunchy apple. That adorable creature feels the same way. Good eats.

[@GoldenChildBH]

Lol the end “man I can’t even get into this damn thing, I’m out”. I feel the same about red apples, my friend.

[@gingereden546]

All this time I thought I was doing a good thing by making sure the opossums had plenty of cat food for themselves and the strays each night... now I feel bad for not giving them apples too. I wonder what their absolute favorite food is so i can put out some extra treats for them. We have several that come to dinner each night at midnight on the dot

[@toonbat]

No annoying music. No jump cuts. No overlapping text. Just a cute opossum, and the satisfying sound of apples being crunched.

[@Fenus4]

Well, at least once in forever the KZbin algorithms offered a video that is 300% appropriate for my needs. ... oh my god, what a delightful smack he makes!!!

[@TheKrensada]

Its a shame how short thier lifespan is. They are such great animals.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

For some reason i was just paranoid that the long buildup with the possum was just setting up a jumpscare on the right side of the screen. I thought i saw a shadow move and i was just on high alert the rest of ths video

[@sfgwl]

I get a warm feeling whenever the very rare opossum sighting occurs in San Francisco.

[@MontagZoso]

Beautiful! You are so kind to put out apples and water for this precious possum. ❤️

[@richeyrich]

Extreme crunch. Loud enough to awake me from a deep sleep. 😮😮😂

[@squidlife]

I love these guys, one of my favorite animals. they are so cute and interesting but so underrated and not appreciated enough!

[@FerretsForever94]

American possums are honestly cute af imo. Look at this lil guy go! You eat up! 💕

[@JurassicClark96]

I love the little slams as it tries to hold the apple in place. Like "Stay... STILL!"

[@wolfcl0ck]

This is exactly the kind of video I was looking for, thank you

[@an8thdimensionalbeing142]

the struggle of an animal without primary incisors to bite into fruits is something i've never considered before.

[@shellshock10]

Whenever I eat apples, Im always going to think of myself as a little possum gnawing away at an apple

[@tara_p_rose11]

Omg how precious is that? You’re sooo lucky! I wish I had possums where I live!!

[@cheylrogers3699]

It's really nice to see that you care enough to give it apples & not some crap cat food OR hot dogs.!!!🥰

[@Meisaims]

Just putting this here for possum lover info. :D Possums get metabolic problems if there is not enough calcium in the diet, too much phosphorous, too much protein, or too many fruits. The possum must have a specific calcium to phosphorous ratio to stay healthy. An ideal diet is a balanced cat chow with a small amount of supplementary foods such as fruits, vegetables, sardines with bones packed in water, raw meat with bones, eggs, low fat yogurt, etc. Some dry cat foods are actually a great choice, you just need to check the calcium to phosphorous ratio. But too many fruits can cause them problems, as they will always select fruits over more balanced foods. An occasional apple is fine though, especially for a wild possum.

[@lemolea9571]

​@@MeisaimsI was gonna say, cat food is great for a surprising range of animals, not just cats. It's what I mostly feed my pet hedgehog

[@Danichan772]

Bless this little possum, they’re so cute

[@glamdolly30]

The 'Chunk the Groundhog' channel has night time trail cams dotted around, and they invariably capture shots of the neighborhood possum gingerly taking an apple for himself in the dark! Apples must be one of their favourites. Adorable creatures! I love how Momma possum carries her babies in a pouch - till they get too big to fit, and spill out clinging to her fur as she walks. So precious!

[@PancadaPls]

Now I'm craving a big, beautiful, red apple.

[@astrea79]

SAME!!! 😂

[@cannedcatfood]

Big cronch!! What a cutie 🧡

[@SarahMattinASMR]

Nothing had ever made me crave an apple more than this dog

[@BigButtocks967]

How can something possibly look so evil and cute at exactly the same time.

[@DoktahDoktah]

Possum Apple Crunch is my favorite breakfast cereal.

[@the_ikea_rat2521]

I'm watching this while eating my snack and it's like we're eating together 🥺💕

[@eprox-y3248]

If I had skull and mandible structures like that, I'd stay away from apples. What a chore!

[@elluhhh]

Came here to see an opossum eating an apple, and was not disappointed 🫶

[@Brandon-qp7gq]

they are such wonderful little critters

[@joepop25]

I’m not getting asmr from this but this video is super cool and it’s very beautiful to watch

[@tragedy-]

This audio has no need being this CRISP like MMMM sounds like it’s right there

[@ladyhibiscus5020]

I'm digging those fingerless gloves they're born with. I should crochet myself a pair to be haute possum couture.

[@lornbaker1083]

such happpy noms and crunches.

[@erickmorales9012]

Adorable animals 🖖

[@ncmariofan3605]

Straight to the point. No Shadow Raid Legends NO Nord VPN Just a possum eating an apple

[@rosenia5409]

I need like 10 min to this wonderful asmr ❤

[@makeracistsafraidagain]

Greetings I absolutely adore opossums! We have tons of them in our yard. I tend to chop up some apple so they can access it easier. But opossums always make a big mess when they eat.

[@PossumTrough]

I tried cut up apples last summer, but the slices dried out too fast. They ignored whole fresh apples, too. The apples in this video had gone bad, and I guess that's just what a possum craves.

[@christopherwiley01]

I have a big possum that I feed hot dogs in the front of our house. I setup a Ring camera to watch it. I love Opossums!

[@lifecloud2]

I don't know why but I love watching these little critters eat. 😊

[@Yuki_Ika7]

Such beautiful and cute critters!

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

I was promised a opposum crunching apple and I was not disappointed

[@PossumTrough]

Even more crunch to come.

[@jessicablackman4866]

Normally, mouth/eating sounds are like nails on a chalkboard for me, but I actually found the possum noises to be enjoyable 👍

[@rohambahraee]

Apple: Hey, how are y... Opossum: DEVOUR!

[@haven_lady675]

You know an apple is good when you hear a nice crispy crunch 😋 🍎

[@Jennifer.335]

This is just sad. Please slice and chop the apples to bite-size for the poor little hungry fellow. 🥺

[@EVH78-84]

God bless this little fella. I hope he gets a full belly.

[@arglebargle42]

The cozy video I didn't realize I needed tonight. Thank you for sharing these

[@wesleyballard6217]

I love feeding the possums, they love potatoes, apples, fuckin meat, anything. They have the most teeth out of any mammal on the earth.

[@audreymai2773]

They love sardines and eggs, too. It's very good for their bones. They get bone disease, so it's more helpful to give something with calcium.

[@saintgein]

Possums are such villainized animals. They’re so cute!!! I don’t understand why people don’t like them!!!

[@Scrabble-nh5ox]

Me neither!!!

[@goldfishwithpants]

This somehow has the same energy as the lizard trying to eat rocks in The Rescuers Down Under movie

[@SunBunz]

When small animals chew bitty pieces of food after taking a bite, I find it absolutely adorable. 1:30 Those teeny little “nom nom nom” sounds. I cannot. 🥰😭 1:55 Then the little sniffies!

[@vermillionwarrior3968]

You are not wrong! 😍😍

[@Whatlander]

I love that it looks at the other apples, then decides to leave them be. One apple per possum. Very thoughtful. Or clever, if it's realizing the result would be the same and there's no reason to try every apple.