Post-Credits Scene: Wooden Jerry | Rick and Morty | adult swim

The adventures of Wooden Jerry include encounters with baby beavers, a woodpecker, cowboys and alien Jesus.
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Post-Credits Scene: Wooden Jerry | Rick and Morty | adult swim

[@naterk9460]

He betrayed everyone because he "just wanted to live" The irony is that his punishment was getting exactly what he wanted

[@Eric4bz]

"You got want you wanted, but you lost what you had."

[@horrorfan117]

$10 says a Rick decoy made that varnish just so this would happen if Wooden Jerry dicked them all over.

[@look997]

The varnish was from Mr. Needful. :D

[@alfredohumberto2222]

Thats not living, thats just existing

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

If Rick did it, you'd all cheer for him though

[@josephmartins8882]

“Christianity again? After cowboys?!?” I just love his delivery of that line, gets me every time.

[@padraigdoyle9262]

"you went all the way back around" kills me 😂

[@shanewoody4232]

Universe on repeat would explain so many things

[@Aflay1]

It reminds me of the Mortal Kombat parodies. “Fatality- AGAIN?”

[@OrbitOnceAround]

Mark of the beast

[@jonasdejesus5386]

Eu vi muitos comentários sobre esse episódio no canal do Queen dessa musica

[@ethanhoffer5268]

I love how when given infinite time, Jessica becomes enlightened. Jerry, on the other hand, just complains the whole time

[@thelastmlg2699]

I mean, she was protected on a crystal, he was broken and used as a object

[@marcusvergara6193]

Jessica saw the civilization grow and saw the harm. Jerry lived the pain and was used as an object. Plus, Jerry was asleep for most of the time.

[@lemeres2478]

Yeah, but she had an eternity with her eyes open. Jerry? He closes his eyes and hopes it is all over.

[@mohsendabour]

Because Jessica witnessed time progress forward, Jerry watched life just gets dumber

[@lemeres2478]

@@mohsendabour Which honestly, is a summary of most of jerry's life.

[@JRockThumper]

“If your at the dolphin people, you’ve gone too far” That is some amazing continuity xD

[@seemabongback9250]

I seriously came here to watch this video because of dolphine people reference by testicles monsters😂 so happy there someone else who know it

[@totallyhuman182]

Amazing

[@wilms2328]

"When in the hell are you" - such a great line

[@peterdavids31]

*you're

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

For anyone new, this is from Season 2 episode 1 or the snake episode.

[@helghastslayah1367]

“If you’ve gotten to the Dolphin people you’ve gone too far.”

[@Human_traain]

Oh

[@TheDUDERulez1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@herdiantz8545]

So the dolphin people are some kind entities that live in the end of time?

[@thomashogan7272]

According to the testicle time cops, yes

[@johanneshaukanes4531]

The dolphins are also very smart creatures together with the lab rats in the book: A hitch hikers way to the galaxy. They where smarter than humans I think. And don't forget the dolphin god in the SpongeBob movie.

[@ComicalRealm]

The worst possible Jerry received the worst possible fate.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

I see you every where

[@blackotaku4866]

There are worst fates than death.

[@Human_traain]

Nah he deserved it

[@leticialagarto6044]

You again

[@gabrielvergara4633]

'tis like poetry, it rhymes

[@cowpolk5763]

The irony of Jerry saying "this is the worst possible thing to happen to anyone" while the messiah is crucified inches from him never fails to kill me 😂

[@turqussy]

Well he died

[@jesse9882]

Idk I feel like it is the worst xD

[@cantinadudes]

Living forever, being unable to do anything but feel pain? I think thats worse the being crucified honestly

[@woahhok4298]

@@cantinadudes except that’s an evil man receiving that fate while Jesus is always stated to have done nothing wrong, so it’s worse that a pure soul is being punished at all let alone one completely clear of sin

[@cantinadudes]

@@woahhok4298 i'm not saying that jerry didnt deserve it, but it is a fate worse than death

[@risingofthethorn1197]

"This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone!" Little did he know he was fortunate enough to sleep through the entire planet literally becoming Mr Frundles.

[@friskecrisps8038]

“I just want to live!” Well…he got what he wanted in the end

[@Asher_Tye]

Wooden Rick: Wish granted.

[@jordanpeterson5038]

And now he wants to die. How ironic is that?

[@chillout5218]

Lol real shit!

[@Xnaut314]

No, he got what he asked for. He's only realizing that's not what he wanted.

[@jordanpeterson5038]

True.

[@spyrofan9681]

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving puppet

[@henrysmith9725]

@Muscleman8562 Absolutely no one cares and absolutely no one likes spammers.

[@trulyflawfull]

@@henrysmith9725 I've never agreed with a person more in my life.

[@TomasM30]

@Muscleman8562 do it with mayonaise

[@TheVineOfChristLives]

Glockenspiel Jerry.

[@liteapll5920]

Umm... Pupet rick?

[@Desipapa8989]

After seeing what Mr Frundles did in Season 6, seeing Earth now a barren wasteland makes so much sense.

[@beepthemeep12]

Just had the same thought myself

[@blusafe1]

Different universe

[@koniczyn6653]

@@blusafe1 no, it is right universe.

[@Aggression-hc3yp]

And that’s assuming that Mr. Frundles dies of natural causes at some point in the future when Wooden Jerry wakes up.

[@e-122psi3]

Less so that the replacment species is evolving backwards though. :P

[@mackenzieneel151]

Can we all agree that the song choice was absolutely top notch?

[@JohnBaiger]

No, and that's coming from a Highlander fan

[@dylanwesley3964]

​@@JohnBaigershut up

[@NoName-hg6cc]

​@@JohnBaigerWdym "no"?

[@JohnBaiger]

@@NoName-hg6cc I know you R&M fans have genuine trouble understanding viewpoints other than your own, but I am asking you to muster all of your strength to try and comprehend my disagreeing with the original point with a simple "no" and even following it up with a quick comment about how I don't dislike the song.

[@NoName-hg6cc]

@@JohnBaiger This wasn't about being R&M fans, it's about being a Queen's fan. Next time wise guy try, if you are able to which I doubt, to argue and express a more sophisticated thought, again, if you can

[@dmi6101]

So the decoy that created wooden Jerry was too lazy to make him convincingly human, but well built enough to survive for millions, if not billions, of years.

[@fayezalshehri8003]

It's all in the varnish.

[@GrandBlueCosmic]

Honestly sounds like something Rick would do knowing it will bring Jerry suffering lol

[@Aflay1]

This is the same guy who went through great lengths to create “perfect level”. Rick’s laziness is exceeded only by his pettiness.

[@ksaraf23]

Jerry is a glutton for punishment after all. It was probably unintentional, but the wooden Jerry inherited his decoy master’s penchant for eternal suffering.

[@elitegamer9310]

@@fayezalshehri8003 That must've been some pretty good varnish.

[@bushidotestu1997]

I imagine that even if he was reduced to simply a splinter his conscious would still somehow remain

[@Magnet_Chaos]

SCP-2718 be like

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Yeah,as an immortal toothpick.. _What a life it would be.._.

[@mhairiharris4872]

Man we’re getting into Land of the lustrous territory now…

[@MartinJohnsonIII]

@@mhairiharris4872 lustrous

[@mhairiharris4872]

@@MartinJohnsonIII That’s how I spelt it

[@SuperHuscarl]

“You went all the way back around?!” That Just gets me 😂

[@someguybreaks]

Considering what Jerry did to his family in this episode and just because he's Jerry in general this is a well-deserved punishment.

[@cattfishh7331]

0:01 He didn't even throw the can away in a recycling. Just littered in the forest.

[@xxTC-96xx]

It’s the varnish, Jerry

[@Mr.Fun-Gi]

You think?

[@abirdconcernedforhumankind2345]

I gotta know what brand of varnish he used

[@NecroLord0311]

He wanted to live and have varnish so he gets varnish and never dies but lives in a hell

[@VelinSevven]

@@abirdconcernedforhumankind2345 He used Schaeffer's New Zealand Style Deck Sealant

[@benjihuynh2970]

Wait are you the artist who makes the baby Mewtwo comics? Fancy seeing you here

[@EmilyFanta69]

can we all take a moment to just accept that Jerry closed his eyes and basically slept for like what? hundreds of years? thousands? and was alive the entire time and never thought to open his eyes?

[@delcox8165]

He has a worse self-check and reboot cycle than Windows 10.

[@LuckyLiarK]

From someone can try to run away most of the scenes, deny reality? Yeah I dont think I have any question.

[@Bisskits]

....its a cartoon why you going that deep?

[@lordadamz6036]

@@Bisskits it's not that deep, it's funny to think he can sleep for centuries. You'd expect him to wake up maybe once a year or something?

[@leafmario4319]

Pfft,, pathetic

[@joeyfaircloth9308]

Wooded Jerry: “This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone!” Me: “And you deserve every moment of it.”

[@ricardocr35]

Yup. Nobody else in the family cared for the varnish yet he abandoned them because he wanted it all for himself even though his family literally told him they don’t care for it.

[@sai35400]

funny, Rick kills so many people and no one bats an eye but when it's jerry who do something bad he deserve a punishment

[@buddymaterial1017]

@@sai35400 Rick has does it for the hell of it if not for something he wants and needs. This jerry did it because he was a coward and closed the door to save himself when he we’ll knew he could of saved his family and more

[@frankhorrigan1508]

@@buddymaterial1017 So basically Rick does it without a purpose and is Far worse than jerry. That's what you said

[@absolutez3r019]

@Moonlight at least Alien Jesus will die in a couple of days. Wooden Jerry will keep on living

[@goldfishsnack1514]

Dude I can't get over how well done they pixlated the puppets voices. They are like music to my ears

[@someguybreaks]

Spared no expense.

[@justagundam]

"Christianity? Again!? After Cowboys!?" That dude must have been alive for billions of years.

[@jaredstar]

I'm glad somebody noticed it the beings during the cowboy sequence are very different from the ones during the crucifixion sequence with implies that The later versions of earthlings had their chance and eventually died off making way for those who came after

[@norddorian5791]

Nah the sun would destroy the earth in that time

[@evald5373]

Milions max

[@heisen-bones]

@@norddorian5791 what if Jerry was migrated to a different planet? Could be possible

[@MyPrideFlag]

In one billion years earth will be unsustainable for life

[@Dehslash9]

You gotta give Rick credit, when he makes stuff, he makes stuff that lasts.

[@madwlad799]

Haha, yes an most of the time it has some horrible horribke downsinde

[@OmniversalInsect]

And he was made by a decor rick as well not even the real one

[@Dehslash9]

@@OmniversalInsect an excellent point. Maybe by those decoys weren't as obsolete as they thought. Then again none of them had any knowledge on how to build a portal gun; which could've solved this whole problem by sending those decoy Rick's and their families to other Universes to live out their lives. In the end humanities natural instinct to want to kill a precieved threat took over them, despite not being 100% human.

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

@@Dehslash9 not all of them. There was the Bucket List Smiths

[@promisteryolo1786]

"if i make you pants they will be better than your pants at home" -rick

[@ramalejo9103]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate that the wooden family has a nice effect on the voices

[@ZoahLord]

Wooden Jerry deserves this fate - and "Who wants to live forever" is perfect for empathising with the terror of immortality. Also, the edit to the song where they cut from Brian May's vocals to Freddie Mercury's vocals is bloody impressive. Didn't notice it until my 3rd watch

[@edison4eva]

You have no idea how angry I was when Jerry closed the elevator door and was selfish. I'm glad he received the fate he did.

[@absolutez3r019]

he selfishly saved himself over a can of varnish no-one else even wanted. I too am happy that this is his fate

[@mr.cathacker]

Rick woulda killed them all anyways :/ less work for him

[@mr.cathacker]

@@swastika6383 no

[@Skibidi_sigma_pomni420]

@@swastika6383 yes

[@bobfishtheblobfish3619]

@@swastika6383 they didn't use the varnish

[@michaelmccarthy4892]

This is the funniest post credit as scene they've ever done.

[@bryantalvarado3115]

Probably because it’s the most fleshed out

[@nneeerrrd]

Yep

[@Human_traain]

I agree

[@Aristocrat1cs]

Totally

[@borismuller86]

It’s either this or the Einstein one.

[@calebstevens7487]

“This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone.” - Wood Jerry while literally above a crucifixion in progress

[@SonOfAB_tch2ndClass]

Apparently that Varnish was good enough to survive Mr. Frundles

[@unknownvariable9239]

This Jerry deserved it. He was the most Jerry of Jerries

[@Alex-dg5zq]

The Jerriest Jerry.

[@Murphynator-ky4lx]

Yes people have said that alot

[@christopherlewis1315]

Even more Jerry than dimension C-137 Rick's Jerry?

[@jubusch]

Jerry’s aren’t defined by being selfish dicks, they’re defined by their mediocrity compared to the rest of the family

[@Neptune7246]

That is a fact

[@kevinhixson1586]

Diavolo: "how many times am I going to die". Jerry: "why can't I die".

[@andrescheuquian4449]

Kars ending be like:

[@andrescheuquian4449]

@Deacon Hoskin also Angelo and the one that got turned into a book

[@Magnet_Chaos]

@@andrescheuquian4449 Nah. Book guy is still thinking and trying to get out.

[@Togathecat]

It's fitting both wanted some grand blessing like immorality or absolute power only for that blessing to be absolute hell

[@funkin9501]

is th-that a jojo reference??

[@accurateweakness6535]

I love how he says “this is the worst thing to happen to anyone” while on top of alien Jesus

[@kevinhowe543]

Future earthling Jesus

[@user-ld9tf4td8s]

Why is that? Jerry is correct. Death by crucifixion is less terrible than undying torture for eternity

[@sigma_azn]

0:39 This makes sense now considering Dimension C-131's post-Mr. Frundles apocalypse

[@miketurik9404]

But how did they kill Mr. Frundles?

[@Animated_Cinema]

​@@miketurik9404 Mr. Frundles could've run out of living beings and inanimate objects to infect therefore with everything and anything infected Mr. Frundles and everything that was infected by him could've died off and the dimension slowly healed letting life slowly return but as humanoid animals as the primitive species of Dimension C-131

[@gplgs4640]

I like how a large majority of this technically happens long after the end of the series

[@israelite2204]

His portal gun also goes forward and backwards into time. No point in time is there not a rick and morty in existence. They have access to all time periods. So far in the future can be mid series and end of the series at the simultaneously. Just matters on when they visit the future.

[@0741921]

Everything is happening everywhere all at once

[@doctoc1334]

@@0741921 I understood that reference

[@Iron_spider99]

I want to see him again just to know he's still suffering

[@Iron_spider99]

@@israelite2204 Rick doesn't do time travel bro

[@cymes82]

Plot twist: The entire episode was just a varnish advert on interdimensional cable.

[@MrSeekerOfPeace]

Still here! still selling fake doors!

[@jacksongibbs8998]

That would be an excellent twist.

[@phant0m233]

Well that's one hell of a goddamn product if it lasts THAT long. take my money!

[@Digiheart400]

Another plot twist: Gold Experience Requiem made that varnish

[@user-kb3wp5lo3u]

"This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone" as Jesus 2.0 is being crucified

[@waffles12338]

If there’s anyone who deserves to live thousands of years in pain and misery it’s this jerry

[@WildHorseProductions]

The music choice is “Who wants to live forever” by Queen. It was composed for the movie Highlander, a movie about immortals that fought each other, which was mentioned in the episode. Nice touch

[@charlielanderos4810]

Just the comment I was looking for

[@zappy3643]

How good is the movie thou?

[@bnbnism]

@@zappy3643 it's pretty good movie tbh worth a watch

[@abdielmay7371]

Un fan que sabe de cultura

[@Gerishnakov]

@@zappy3643 If you like your Scots French, and your Spaniards Scottish, it's a great film.

[@SuperBC1975]

Wooden Jerry in: A fate worse than death.

[@diegodeluquev1433]

Trying to escape is truly useless

[@josuesolar1771]

What about Ethan from the whirly dirly episode?... Or most of the mortys from pocket mortys

[@AxellMorren]

What I literally call for "Life sentence"

[@gilgamesh4590]

Hands down the best after Credit Scene of the entire season - probably of the whole series

[@atlanofficial]

When I heard that synth and Brian May's voice I knew this would be my favorite episode, thanks for including Queen guys.

[@lukethellama5591]

Who the bloody hell is Brian may?

[@allumette9538]

@@lukethellama5591 seriously ?

[@lukethellama5591]

@@allumette9538 I am mentally ill so sorry

[@Hentriacontanonaene]

@@lukethellama5591the guitarist of Queen

[@lukethellama5591]

@@andrewgibson2042 I think he means guitar or like the voice of the guitar? But I agreed, what a div

[@noahtrageser8594]

“We wanted to live forever, so The Doctor made sure we did”

[@bribri7872]

YAS DOCTOR WHO QUOTES FOR THE WIN

[@nicholasjoseph9062]

Geronimo!

[@noahtrageser8594]

Just started watching Dr. Who and I’m hooked. The feeling hasn’t worn off yet

[@joshuamohlman]

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

[@Joe-mz6ez]

@@noahtrageser8594 which season? Personally it's great, but I'm not on love with the last season even though it has its good parts

[@snipperjoey1151]

The hilarity of Jerry saying "This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone" while being right next to Jesus Christ being crucified is peak Rick and Morty comedy and a great example of what makes this show unique.

[@7xC5]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and...

[@timbosus]

@@7xC5 I wouldn't say VERY high but yeah, if you don't pay attention a lot of the story and jokes can fly over your head like it does for one my friends.

[@josemoreno7785]

@@timbosus pretty sure he’s quoting a meme lol

[@justinunion7586]

Makes sense though since Jesus Christ wasn’t a real person and is a European myth based off of an Ancient Egyptian cosmological story. Which is why you will never find any evidence of his or any other Biblical character’s existence.

[@timbosus]

@@josemoreno7785 Oh 😂

[@Navak3]

So this is in the "replacement dimension" C-131. The dimension that Rick and Morty arrive in Rick potion #9. Since the last few episodes of season 1 - season 6 all take place in C-131, we know this episode takes place there. Thing is... after the Mr.Frundles bit in season 6, the state of the earth and the constant desert background of the world makes sense. Mr.Frundles dried out the planet and died, then life went on.

[@iron4517]

They added so much detail, you can see pecked pieces of his head after the woodpecker bit it at 00:55

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

Seriously this is one of the darkest possible fates along with the rick that's stuck in that memory loop to flavour cookies.

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

@Bender Bending Rodriguez yeah but he was also stuck in an eternal loop as part of a cookie making machine which regardless of what they're showing me would absolutely be hell.

[@phant0m233]

@Bender Bending Rodriguez that's like cartman licking up scott tenorman's tears in south park. mmm, so delicious!

[@phant0m233]

@Bender Bending Rodriguez no, but Cartman was living it up! MMM, yummy tears. lol (sorry, that's my favorite episode)

[@anderquirey]

@@hagridsdisappointingson769 well, he is living his happiest momemt for eternity. Like. Hell?

[@briphi1018]

Bruh he's in the matrix he's gravy 👍🏾

[@beachwind7274]

Did they really license a Queen song just to use it for an end-credits sequence? I appreciate that.

[@ohwnosrepeht]

Sounds like the exact sort of thing Dan Harmon has done before, so probably yeah he did lol

[@deismaccountant]

Which one? I wish I had time to know them all.

[@KikoElGatito]

@@deismaccountant who wants to live forever, from the album a kind of magic

[@johnukoko3988]

@@KikoElGatito recorded for the movie highlander.

[@josuevictor456]

@@deismaccountant just watch Community bro, sometimes he even paid from his own pocket to use some songs.

[@Corristo89]

This really hits home how terrifying immortality would actually be. Imagine not being able to die no matter what. You don't age, nothing can kill you, you outlive everyone you ever cared about and you have to watch the world around you slowly fade while you stay exactly the same. Ultimately you'll be utterly alone, forced to endure until the sun burns out and the planet is consumed. Which would be in a few billion years.

[@akaNorihime]

People billions of years from now will already achieve space travel. So I don't care if the Earth gets consumed by the sun. Being immortal ain't bad. Lonely, but not terrifying, for me. The only problem of immortal people is boredom.

[@TheTSense]

I wish I could tell you it gets better. Well... it doesn't. You do get used to it a little, but it doesn't get better. That's... That's just part of it, you know. Bad stuff happens. Sometimes you can't do anything against it, sometimes you can, but you are too lazy or dumb to do it. Never give up trying, but be ready because... it is part of it.

[@McArthur-Posey]

​@@TheTSense spoken from experience 👀?

[@TheTSense]

@@McArthur-Posey yes, I am in fact immortal

[@sid2112]

@@TheTSense Long time. Did you get hold of a certain root?

[@alifhafizbinjasni5644]

Baddass jerry die with honor, while wooden jerry lives forever in shame

[@devinnall2284]

My headcanon is that Jerry isn't really immortal and that the real Rick found him while checking to see if there were any duplicates left and decided to fuck with him by knocking him out and throwing him into random dimensions

[@bread6830]

That would be great

[@BadVoodo0]

this is my new canon and it fits the show since it doesn't make sense for jerry to suddenly awake during those key moments when its more realistic that a random wild animal would wake him up instead, also thats not even including the fact that the a civilization coherent enough to culturally to crusify a person to use a random ass piece of trash as decorate. lastly, earth LITERALLY does not have enough natural resources for a new primitive civilization (or even an invading space fairing civilization that resorts to primitiveness for w/e reason)

[@stewartgames6697]

@@BadVoodo0 Coal only take a few million years to form, and human's evolving large brains only took two million. Since we have at least another billion years until the sun burns the Earth crispy, it is actually feasible that other civilizations could arise and find new coal deposits for a second/third industrial revolution. Hell, they'd probably also find abundant supplies of fossilized concrete and plastic left behind by us, which would jump-start their civilization. But even minus the coal issue, one of those civilizations depicted was pre-industrial and wouldn't use coal at all.

[@chickencurry420]

@@stewartgames6697 Also, we don't know for sure that coal is THE answer. What if these civilizations jumpstarted themselves by using solar rays more efficiently or something? Not that it would necessarily be that simple but I imagine that a civilization might vary drastically if they had just used a different fuel source at the beginning to sort of set the tone for future innovation. Imagine a society that evolved from learning how to harness power out of dirt

[@Reviewer2016]

Operation Phoenix (I think that was its name) consisted of Rick’s consciousness transferring to a clone so that a maybe if he kept it going for thousands of years

[@TengenToppaSalyur]

Ironic, Wooden Jerry was afraid of death so he sacrificed his wooden family to live, only to realize that living is much more terrifying.

[@JohnBaiger]

I would have done the same. His family sucks, especially his wife and daughter.

[@recoil53]

In Dante's Inferno, the 9th Circle of Hell is for traitors. John Ciardi (translator of the book) "he treacheries of these souls were denials of love (which is God) and of all human warmth." So Jerry got the worst interpretation of his wish - to live forever - because he betrayed his family.

[@_Tzer]

"if you see the dolphin people you have gone too far" -time police.

[@lightheart5]

Fairly Odd Parents reference

[@TheGamerBone]

I love how Wooden Jerry speaks like a half-life character.

[@keymaker2112]

The irony of the the line, "This is the worst thing that's happened to anyone!" at the exact moment of the pan out of the crucifixion is...actually very well done from an artistic standpoint.

[@user-vr7zu2yj6c]

i think being made to live forever in constant agony where you can never die is worse than being nailed to a piece of wood

[@user-ld9tf4td8s]

Yeah, being killed is less bad than being in undying torture for eternity

[@anarchosyndicalism2418]

@@user-vr7zu2yj6c Wow, sleeping for thousands of years just to occasionally wake up and suffer insignificant amounts of pain is way better than slowly bleeding out while being supported by your tearing arms as the only wound in your body, a tiny little hole in your hand, is the only amount of blood loss that can set you free…Jesus some of you people just don’t think..

[@Mannyhdz0052]

Unlike Jesus, wooden Jerry deserved what he got lmaooo

[@Primality5]

Does anyone else appreciate how the got the pacing of this just right? It really is impressive that they put in as much they did without it feeling like it's moving too fast.

[@Redstar2613]

Many other shows and movies have done the same thing. There's nothing impressive about it.

[@gryph0n55]

Honestly the punishment of being forced to live forever is greatly reduced when he is seemingly unconscious for basically the entire time. The fact that he closes his eyes as if falling asleep, then opens them again and is confused about his surroundings and what has happened in the meantime, strongly implies he’s waking up for like a few seconds/minutes spaced out between eons of time spent completely unconscious.

[@wranglerman270]

I like how he only gets to enjoy immortality for all of 5 seconds

[@thisis_lungstar]

This has to be the best post-credit scene in all of Rick and Morty.

[@lukesargent7551]

No I'm pretty sure invisible garbage truck Jerry wins

[@thisis_lungstar]

@@lukesargent7551 Oh shiii I forgot about that one. Classic.

[@lukesargent7551]

@@thisis_lungstar invisible garbage truck Jerry it's a new franchise... Until he runs out of gas. B**** you're supposed to have intercourse with people and pay me the money... I'm sorry I called you a b**** it's just a vocational term I mean aaaahhhhhh 🤣

[@mr_excessive_tackle1114]

The giant bugs that scream the ingredients to cure aids is my favorite, 2 parts lemon juice, 4 bay leaves, a pinch of sea salt

[@giovanninoblu4111]

Teddy Mason please

[@joshuamohlman]

Jerry: “I’m sorry! I just want to live!” Me: “Well you did Jerry, but not in the way you wanted, but in the way you deserved.”

[@alfredhinton8792]

Like the lord commander from final space got everything he wanted, to be a titan and live forever. Imprisoned in a teaseract

[@mont9150]

@@alfredhinton8792 so.. Bssically, a god?

[@alfredhinton8792]

@@mont9150 basically. Look up the final ep of final space when unvictus is freed

[@joshuamohlman]

@@alfredhinton8792 exactly

[@gamingwithlyamnl723]

@@mont9150 wooh

[@rynegert7334]

Now we know Mr. Frundles was the reason for the apocalypse.

[@cosmicspacething3474]

He really went through that Diavolo cycle, huh?

[@FoolsGil]

I would love in the season finale we come back to Wooden Jerry, and he's now a clock for an alien version of Rick and Morty in their house - like the exact same house.

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

Unlikely.

[@chickencurry420]

I would love it if he was just a prop on some Interdimensional Cable show but no one addresses it

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@chickencurry420 im imagining a rick on tv promoting "interdiemensional antiques" and as it cuts threw the product it arrives at the wooden jerry clock for like one frame as hes says "PLEASE KILL ME"

[@The12thDimension.]

"Immortality isn't living forever, that's not what it feels like, it's everyone around you dying" Or just eternal torture in Jerry's case

[@LordTalax]

That's a great quote. Where is it from?

[@bluebrain7009]

@@LordTalax Doctor Who

[@mrdeafter]

It actually stupid quote that try to sounds smart tbh

[@The12thDimension.]

@@mrdeafter is it? I can't imagine Immortality feeling much different than that. How would you imagine it?

[@mrdeafter]

@@The12thDimension. it literally mean you never die from old age and he just deny it and talk about obvious consequence of immortality

[@gregthedreg2069]

I love that Rick casually mentions that the family should watch Highlander, and this music plays in the same episode.

[@bobdmz6437]

“This is the worst thing that’s happened to anyone.” *Currently above Jesus getting crucified*

[@smirkinggoku5435]

This might what eternal suffering looks like. Lived thru different time period but in reality.. it is just a fraction of a minute that has passed and he has to do it, forever.

[@davidemarconi9146]

I really feel the scene and I want to underline how the job done by the actor who plays Jerry fits so well with the context... you can really feel the sense of confusion and pain of Wooden Jerry when he understands his eternal damned fate.

[@blackthorn956]

"I just wanna die," and "why can't I die?" sums up the show, how a lot of the characters feel

[@ws6778]

He just wanted to live, but what he got was to live a fate worst than death.

[@officerdoggy8958]

This is most likely Wooden Jerry's punishment for abandoning his family to be crushed to death in that cave now he's forced to watch event's of the world without any control for eternity

[@Kevineitor199]

you knowz if jerry survived all this time maybe they did too

[@officerdoggy8958]

@@Kevineitor199 well that could be but the creators of the show didn't show what happened to them after the cave collapsed so it's most likely they were crushed to death

[@chilfghfh1949]

@@Kevineitor199 the reason jerry has survived this long is because of the varnish.

[@tomjackson6077]

“Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once” -William Shakespeare

[@netto1993kk]

So this is where Guillermo del Toro got the idea for his Pinocchio remake…

[@Wingingvoice]

I wonder how humanity came back after Mr Frundles for all of this to have happened

[@Bendetoma]

I'm guessing much like there's creatures "guarding" time, there are creatures that take matters into their own hand when something like Frundles gets loose and deal with it. Or maybe Frundles can starve, and as a planet it wasn't able to move anywhere so it died eventually.

[@t8nto]

“You went all the way around?!” 😂

[@imthedamianator]

Damn that must suck living a life that never ends and you have to sit through all the pain and suffering of everything around you

[@notspoopy8512]

He pretty much killed his family by leaving them because he taught they all cant live without garnish lmfao

[@melteddarkchocolate000]

That’s Jerry fault for leaving behind countless lives for the sake of his own. This is well deserved 👏🏾

[@marquezharris619]

@@notspoopy8512 how are we sure the wooden decoys are dead? If its this hard for wooden jerry to die, whos to say that they are dead?

[@juanlaise1059]

@@marquezharris619 Jerry only lived because of the varnish.

[@DivineMike379]

So like “Diavalo” 🤔

[@Calico9288]

All the water dried up because of Mr. Frundles

[@roythousand13]

Wrong universe!

[@ImawandererIroamaround]

I like how it’s implied that tomatoes not only survived 2 full world resets, but that it’s also used as an instrument of shame again

[@thunderpantz]

The part with the beavers was adorifying.

[@alanasbury84]

That is a great new term! Adorifying!

[@chickencurry420]

"Adorifying" Totally stealing that

[@mufasa5288]

I like how Jerry could have scared them off if he tried attacking but due to his cowardly nature it lead to his undoing

[@user-jo8ki4ws4l]

0:33 His best line: "Yes, yes, sweet *d e a t h*

[@Sirenhound]

Its good to see that the Earth recovers from being Mr. Frundled.

[@Tripwire_Desire]

Beth: Why Jerry? Why expend the effort? Jerry: Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die! Oh, the irony...

[@TheCosmicFreeway]

This was one of those satisfying moments of karma...

[@darkestcloister]

I don’t think Karma means what you think it means

[@zeokingsilver]

@@darkestcloister he abandoned his family to save himself

[@txsteakman93]

no hope for the cowardly

[@darkestcloister]

@@zeokingsilver yeah. What's your point?

[@zeokingsilver]

@@darkestcloister thats where the karma thing come into play

[@Theantininja]

There are two tragedies in life. The first is never getting what you want. The second is getting it. -John Capcom

[@TrapGawdd]

Bro got his own personalized hell💀

[@ceoofbeans2333]

Considering he keeps blinking in and out of consciousness this literally has only been like 3 hours for him

[@phant0m233]

"blinking in and out of consciousness" he keeps dying and coming back to life. LOL

[@ceoofbeans2333]

@@phant0m233 isn't that still in and out of consciousness?

[@user-sf1sg4fu9e]

@@phant0m233 So like Diavolo?

[@tasha3757]

He didn't wanna die so now he gets to live forever.

[@Spesnom]

at first i felt bad but then i saw the full episode and i'm not gonna lie, he freaking deserves it

[@monkeycat48]

I know his suffering is nourishing to all those he betrayed 😈😈😈

[@SolitaireFun98]

I love the decoy voices. It sounds like they spoke threw walkie talkies and recorded that haha

[@oPHILOSORAPTORo]

"This is the worst thing that's happened to anyone!" While someone is literally being crucified under him.

[@aliensguy4291]

But being unable to die is a fate worse than death. You have to endure all the pain and suffering that countless civilizations endure around you while you crave the sweet release of death so you can finally have an end to it all

[@eumesmo8467]

@@aliensguy4291 if you be able to just accept all of that and chill, you turn into a god i guess, mentally this time

[@teamofone1219]

True but Jesus alien would die from it unlike wood Jerry.

[@cgfh8673]

@@aliensguy4291 👍 👍

[@Thuazabi]

Compared to physical dismemberment, having your torso hollowed out for use by animals, and being lit on fire? Crucifixion is bush league by comparison.

[@mellowsign]

The fact that this whole thing basically only ties into the episode because of an off-handed Highlander reference is the best part.

[@SometimesOriginal]

There can be only one...unless the studio demands a sequel then there can be only five or six depending on how much money they want

[@lyntonfleming]

@@SometimesOriginal and no on be liked that.

[@sammyjones2081]

The artful thing about this is that at some point he would have gotten tired of living forever because he’d never be able to rest. But it’s pretty clear that he barely had any time in the first place to enjoy living. The rest of his immortal life after betraying everyone for a stupid can of varnish was nothing but agony from start to finish

[@rockycuro7737]

Its even worse when you realize that he'll live all the way to what he'll think is the death of the universe, 10^10^10^10^10^50 years in the future he'll finally think that the pain is over but then the universe will restart with a second big bang and he'll have to live through all of history again and again and again for all eternity

[@dilemmadnb]

Late Philip J Fry vibes

[@GreaserMan]

"Oh, God, why can't I die?" with Queen in the background hits surprisingly hard every time.

[@enderfox1699]

I couldn't help but laugh at every reaction for every era and the Beavers scene killed me 🤣🤣

[@Claugustus]

Well, this proves Mr. Frundles Earth goes back to normal eventually.

[@abanomex9038]

wel not exactly normal, since it seems to be all wasteland, but at least is not Frundly anymore.

[@Bendetoma]

@@abanomex9038 The earth itself might as well still be Frundles, we dont get to see the planet as a whole

[@CobaltFlunky]

The irony of him saying “this the worst thing to happen to anyone” as he’s atop alien Jesus being crucified 😂

[@Commanderziff]

It's meant to be ironic, but it's actually true. Wooden Jerry being eaten alive by beavers, leaving only an immortal head forced to do nothing but watch for all eternity and people keep trying and failing to kill him, is a lot worse then what Jesus got. At least his suffering ended at some point, and if you're a believer, he just came back to life anyway after three days. (And it was technically something he was doing to himself anyway). Either way, there was an endpoint to the suffering of Jesus, Wooden Jerry will suffer forever.

[@justvacuumingaround9309]

it isn’t technically an alien

[@rogerriveroll6324]

“Time without a purpose is a prision” -Jessica

[@Cardlimits]

it's interesting to learn now this wooden jerry survived mr. frundles.

[@kyleroberts3814]

Notice there's no water in the far future scenes. This is after Mr. Frundles drank it all. Apparently he died between then and now and allowed the world to repopulate. So now, Christianity again or not, let's have a moment of respect for the survivors of Frundlespocalypse who survived in a world without water so their descendants could live.

[@mursleenakhtar4183]

When he says “oh god yes yes sweet death” I was dyinggg😂😂

[@dcspidey1218]

Rick: oh no you don't get to go so easily Jerry