Poundland Special: Squidgy Wrestler Bubble Gum Truck

[@hypotheticaltapeworm]

"Benito, Benito II, Benito III, Benito IV, and HAIR BOY" Brilliant. Pure genius.

[@robertthegamer_0]

😂😂😂

[@MrSnake-dh3hu]

You fucking TWATS!

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@@MrSnake-dh3hu Yeah, isn't Hair Boy supposed to be called Benito V?

[@DLBBALL]

@@IvanovIvanAKrutoi What about just “Mussolini”?

[@HashiNuke]

I also remember their names being that

[@LordPoppy]

I used to manage a Dollar Store. Smart-ass people would come up all the time "How much is this" I'd reply someone like five dollars. and they'd freak out "The tag says it's a dollar!" and I'd reply "Then why'd ya ask?"

[@quinnthackergaming4103]

Stuff at dollar stores aren't always the same price so...

[@neyoid]

At the Dollar Tree everything is $1 or less.

[@quinnthackergaming4103]

Atomicnes not always

[@neyoid]

I said at DOLLAR TREE. Not a Dollar General or a Family Dollar.

[@metallicarabbit]

quinnthacker gaming yes ALWAYS, at DOLLAR TREE everything most certainly IS a dollar.

[@MartyTheGamer]

Is the sticker in the One Direction package supposed to be used to line up the gum dust and snort it?

[@joshybosley391]

MartyTheGamer well that's what I've been using mine for, so I hope so.

[@MartyTheGamer]

An excellent conclusion

[@comradeurod9805]

MartyTheGamer an excellent comment

[@Mush253]

Jebus Kristi An excellent reply.

[@DhonJoe]

69

[@AarONDACaRrOT]

I just watched a 38 year old man count toy soldiers. I can see i have finally reached the pinnacle of my life.

[@andymadden8183]

Head on, apply directly to the forehead. To truly reach the pinnacle of your life, go watch the KZbin Poop Ashens and the Tat of Doom.

[@kduhtdkzrt]

@@andymadden8183 Just did so. I'd call that one of my low pionts.

[@goldfishzzz]

Damn Ashens is 38? I thought he was younger than that.

[@laceypeycke9532]

Shmoopy I guess 42 now

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

​@@laceypeycke9532 Ashens was born in 1976. He'll be 47 in December this year.

[@legos2011]

Head on, apply directly to the forehead.

[@ZacHawkins42]

Nuka Charming The Unicorn King I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that, can you repeat it 42 more times?

[@mesozoic8879]

1.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 2.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 3.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 4.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 5.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 6.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 7.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 8.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 9.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 10.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 11.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 12.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 13.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 14.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 15.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 16.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 17.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 18.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 19.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 20.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 21.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 22.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 23.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 24.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 25.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 26.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 27.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 28.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 29.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 30.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 31.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 32.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 33.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 34.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 35.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 36.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 37.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 38.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 39.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 40.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 41.Head on, apply directly to the forehead. 42.Head on, apply directly to the forehead.

[@theoneupbrick4823]

@@mesozoic8879 y

[@Thunderbirds101]

Poundland Trucking _An Excellent Shipping Company_

[@jorgeasalas]

Poundland: The UK equivalent to the USA DollarTree

[@AMSMArmyMenStopMotion]

Indeed

[@brandon1333]

Thunderbirds101 They are exellent csgoknives4free.com/r/RWOlQqHdMV

[@gimpedninja8448]

Thunderbirds101 Single axle truck, tri-axle trailer. Cus why not

[@pacomax123456789]

Brandon Barajas you know that you can visit your own link don't you?

[@TofranBohk]

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

[@sheldonwhiteside9899]

I was just about to comment this

[@TheLastRaven6]

t0f0b0 DAMN YOU! You beat me to it by 3 minutes....THERE WILL BE VENEGACE!

[@SackToTheFuture]

t0f0b0 Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink Five Hour Energy.

[@TheGenericNerd]

t0f0b0 say what you will. we all remember the bloody slogan, so it worked.

[@kristina80ification]

***** Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead

[@crackster234]

I'll be honest, I was a bit disappointed that you didn't use the head soothe on the potato alien.

[@borederlands5387]

Head Soothe. Apply direct to forehead. Head Soothe. Apply direct to forehead.

[@dysonburt3309]

Head Soothe. Apply directly to forehead.

[@dysonburt3309]

head soothe. apply directly to forehead

[@rickmarr4478]

Oh God the Disaster Movie, the movie was very bad, but that part was funny.

[@still0114]

geaherof ot tcerid ylppa ethoos daeh

[@annddyy]

Oberto K oh did you know, Head soothe, apply directly to the forehead! or you will find out it does shit all 😂

[@ChickenPika]

I think by this point, we've learned that if you make your piece of electronic equipment look like a pig, it'll work well.

[@Ray_Vun]

i bet you never thought one direction would get you all sticky and fill your mouth with a strange taste

[@madmaddox1595]

I did

[@RenaTurnip]

Syaoran Li No, but I bet I DEFINITELY never thought I'd hear this from Syaoran.

[@oddggear8802]

Syaoran Li The fan girls do.

[@thatguy2454]

Thank you for making me laugh I just found that too funny

[@ashenssofa1133]

Syaoran Li He never thought One Direction would leave residue on his sofa either.

[@kayvahn2141]

*NOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?!? YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX WTF WTF WTF!!!! IF YOU WOULD'VE KEPT THAT IN THE PACKAGE FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORTH LITERALLY COUPLES OF POUNDS!!!!!!!*

[@rileyjarvis1702]

WHY ASHENS!!!!!!

[@gray007nl]

Jon Alanoor That's 100% more than it cost ASHENS YOU FOOL!

[@georgehausmannswoboda5553]

Jon Alanoor "could"

[@gray007nl]

johncynical has swag Dude srsly, this is definitely sarcasm you should've picked up on.

[@migueeeelet]

Johan Hoekstra I think he's just highlighting the "could"

[@hsbs3472]

I think I pissed myself a little when he opened the gum lol

[@teddylong2590]

You know Ashens is really George Michael !!

[@user-yk3zp2wp5g]

Enit

[@mr.hiroshimablood7445]

Probably never heard this before but I use your videos to remove stress because of your humor I almost instantly forget about my problems... thanks for that man.

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

Benito 1, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4, and Hairboy.

[@kotapippen]

*opens package* YOU FUCKING TWATS!

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

GamingPenguin You have failed us, Benitos 1-4 and Hairboy!

[@braedenhoyng6385]

+GamingPenguin lol

[@themastermindwithahat607]

+Ser Twenty Of House Goodmen the band just hasn't been the same since Benito 3 left

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Ser Twenty Of House Goodmen it is the reference to Billy, the bread knife who was competing with the World's Sharpest Knife.

[@theaether3124]

Could you imagine if the sofa had sentience and had the same personality as ashens?

[@Arcademan09]

The Aether wait... the sofa was never speaking? *What other lies have I been fed?!*

[@theaether3124]

Lol 'I can't believe you spilt eggs on me do I look like a cheap piece of tat to you?!' it talks at the end of the sofa journey thing

[@hollisrivenbark7250]

The Aether how high are you?

[@4cannibal]

I've always wanted to sit on his face, that just might be the only way

[@teddylong2590]

Ashens is really George michael. That's why you cant see his face !!

[@StimorolChewingGum]

Awww, poor piggy! That's one of the best Poundland products I've seen. The best probably being a 8-in-1 memory card reader that actually WORKS.

[@KaikipBT7]

Oh god the couch has been tainted panic PANIC

[@MeAuntieNora]

KaikipBT7 The couch has survived worse.

[@rareblues78daddy]

Me Auntie Nora If it can survive Dancin' Jar Jar, it can survive anything.

[@AlyxxTheRat]

KaikipBT7 You must be new here

[@Heroinacup]

Don't worry. That couch has survived a rodent infestation, a catapillar that sings obscure beatle songs, and rabbits. (I could be wrong about the existence of the rabbits though.) It can survive this.

[@fimbles1015]

KaikipBT7 Stick the cushion in the freezer and it should come off in chunks.

[@smithintern-tainment7868]

As a big fan of wrestling, I can confirm that wrestlers carry briefcases everywhere they go and spend most of the time staring at hammers

[@goodnightmyprince6734]

Does wrestlers have holes in thechests?

[@TheLarryburns84]

​@@goodnightmyprince6734 it'd be an interesting gimmick for sure- an actual wrestler masquerading as a bootleg dollar store toy one 😂😂

[@royalcrumble2384]

I mean, if it was some sort of terrible irs triple h fusion they were going for, they might be onto something

[@reeseronithemacaroni8946]

The url has the word bUM in it.

[@megaclone1000]

xD

[@megaclone1000]

xD FUNNY LUL

[@Anniecravens]

the army men look like the human equivalent of beef jerky

[@MrZega000]

Watching him remember the "apply directly to forehead" commercial was fascinating. I'll remember that ad until the day I die; it was so incessant.

[@worldofjake2012]

Benito, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4 and Hairboy. Still better than the real members of One Direction.

[@FabulousSatoshiMochida]

"If you plan on collecting them I suggest you leave them in the box then leave the box in the shop"

[@robertthegamer_0]

Hahaha

[@PatriciaCross]

I have watched 91 Episodes in the last few days and so far this is the best. This is gold!

[@TheHelado36]

I say the same !

[@willowl.3263]

+Ķāłəīđøšçøpə Đřəãmş You are not alone. I am bingewatching his pound land specials Playlist. Alast I am almost done :(

[@Meggmot]

RIP in pepperonis spare battery and couch cushion.

[@AnxietyAddict]

Rip in chipotle butter, paste be width ew.

[@GatlingPea32]

Rest in Poundland*

[@Coasterfan312]

Transformers were the ultimate twisty tie culprit.

[@retardedgoose6912]

I clicked ton the video cuz I thought the thumbnail said cum not gum

[@blobgaming2280]

ReTaRdEdGoOsE Why did you reply to this comment saying that it had no relevance?

[@Coasterfan312]

BlobGaming Because the internet ¬_¬

[@blobgaming2280]

***** I guess...

[@joekromer8387]

BlobGaming and now, in related news, dank memes.

[@FrankFerret]

Jeez, I googled Chris Rea when he mentioned him then found out that he'd just collapsed on stage. When a two-year-old video randomly gives you startling news.

[@micahreid5553]

9:00 all the americans watching start chanting, "headon apply directly to the forehead, headon apply directly to the forehead"

[@StriderOwO]

"Wrestlers looking at hammers" sounds like a good name for a band. Hell if I know what kind of band.

[@Gh0stClown]

I've been looking into replacing my Deathadder, I think that pig thing would do the job.

[@larsisaksen]

Floobs it would probably last longer...

[@akellman111]

Lars Isaksen anti razer ignorance i see? Razer headsets are shit, no question but their mice and keyboards are very good, the keyboards could be better, and some like the corsair k70 are better, but the mice are really good indeed

[@larsisaksen]

Kellman Have used a lot of razer products, not headsets (bad sound) Love the feel of some of the mice, but they broke quite fast. (i know this might only have been mine, and that i could have used them badly) I see razer as a teen brand. For those who want bling rather than performance. Then again, i'm not really that great when it comes to performance myself... having a R.A.T 7 and ATH-ADG1

[@larsisaksen]

Natalie Payet I have not had problems with my r.a.t 7 at all for the years i've had it. But people do say it breaks a lot. I don't doubt that razer may make some good mice too. (like my r.a.t) Headsets however have horrid sound and build. For gaming you need something brighter not bassier, therfore go with something like akg, sennheiser or ATH.

[@larsisaksen]

Natalie Payet Especially now with the croma range... Really a mouspad with lights?... Recommend reading up on which Sennhiser would fit your sound preference, some are darker and some lighter. (all are really good and detailed tho)

[@ThereMayBeLions]

Ashens, the titles that you make up for these Poundland Specials are ingenious, and the perfect thing to scream when you are on a mad rampage

[@M3iscool]

"Up next-- Jesus pen." PAHAHAA WTF?!

[@tonymassi1116]

Cat From The Future I love jesus and you should to!

[@andymadden8183]

But in pen form, you have to question why that was created.

[@baffledbits3226]

I'm disappointed you didn't put the hammer in the wrestler's mouth, lol.

[@2112austin]

"You fucking twats!" -Ashens 2015

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I replayed that a couple times lol

[@BunnLilah]

My favorite bit of that reaction is he gets angry as if the boy band intentionally wanted that to happen to him lol

[@n0isyturtle]

Is there a Japanese equivalent to Poundland or the Dollar Store? I bet if there is it's a glorious wonderland of fuckery.

[@MuscleDad420]

Daiso

[@niseplank4527]

MuscleDad420 Daiso is absolutely wonderful.

[@Renzsu]

noisyturtle and there's tons of "100 yen" shops.

[@lillydoye7418]

They do have "100 yen" shops, but the one that I visited rather confusingly (for someone who's Japanese is not great) did not include tax in this, meaning it was closer to 120 yen. On my trip, I did not have long to spend there, but they had some fairly nice things.

[@IIDeCkArDII1]

Samuel Doye ...Surely Japanese 'tat' is of a higher standard of quality than ours, Samuel?. Subarashi tsuitachi sagashimasu. ------disclaimer------ (The last comment may be read: 1. A question or 2. Heavily laden with sarcasm. or 3. None of the above).

[@LawsonVII]

Was just about to go to bed , up for work at 7am , but this late upload must be watched ! Thanks ashens...

[@TheBcoolGuy]

You're from the US, aren't you!?

[@hoon3789]

Well I'm watching because I can't sleep!

[@henriquevecchine]

haha same here, but I usually wake up at 5:40 a.m, but Poundland Specials are Poundland Specials

[@ringo5488]

TheBcoolGuy Well if the time where he is is between 3-4 something a.m, he's somewhere in Europe.

[@Sandata64RD]

Scott Lawson Same here....

[@Kitsune0268]

*_"I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE IN SOME SORT OF PACKAGE!"_* he exclaims after ripping open the _package._

[@liamgrist7799]

“YOU FUCKING TWATS” him realising that the gum was not in a Package

[@wailingentity]

those minty head rubs have helped me through many hangovers where i couldnt keep pills down

[@Wemius61]

Every time he says, "Cheapo!" it makes me giggle.

[@moxgirl5]

The moment Ashens saw the briefcase in the mini wrestling figures package I knew he'd be confused xD Makes total sense to any wrestling fan though, cos WWE has a thing called the Money In The Bank briefcase where if you have it, you get a title shot whenever you want. You cash in the briefcase when you want your title shot xD That's obviously what the toy makes were aiming for, so it does actually make some sense LOL

[@ThePlacehole]

I can't miss the chance to see the fright in someones eyes, when they need to borrow a pen and I hand them a _Jesus pen_.

[@Tarantel666]

Jokerine Borealis Surely not me! I would *RUN* with that fucker! EVERYONE needs Jesus in his life!

[@OneGrumpyCat]

I just want the pen so that I can say: "You need Jesus in your life!" *Hands them the pen*

[@falowdeer]

+DoesAnyoneOnThisPlanetReallyNeedThisManyCharactersToInputHisName god damn it, its chris rea in a toga with a chocolate coin stuck to the back of his head not bloody jesus!

[@MovieCrackdownMB]

"WARNING: Review may be cursed. Use protective totems." Its true, now every shop I enter is Poundland and Ashens is behind every till. Help me.

[@stephengrambsch4232]

KZbin keeps recommending great videos that I mistakenly believe are new content. And I'm pleasantly surprised each time. How has this man stayed consistently good?

[@XxRipperRooXx]

7:26 that face reminded me of DarkSydePhil.

[@caramelldansen2204]

reminding someone of DSP should be a crime.

[@APesquera]

Imagine if actual Poundland trucks were as shitty as the model one. Poundland trucks falling apart on the streets, crashing into orphanages.

[@antoniochekini542]

Head Soothe might be reminding you of Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.

[@antoniochekini542]

Oh,nevermind.

[@5udimax]

Head on apply directly to your forehead.Head on apply directly to yout forehead.

[@ThePhantom4516]

+Threelluminati You couldn't even get that right

[@ACanOfBakedBeans]

Hard On... Apply Hand directly to your bellend Hard On Apply Hand directly to your bellend

[@NoLoseJustLearn]

Candy floss is cotton candy right?

[@AnxietyAddict]

You got it 👌👌🏾👌🏿😎

[@AnxietyAddict]

😉😎

[@AgentTasmania]

DiscoBrisco Or fairy floss. Hooray for dialects.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Jack Ber That shit is everywhere! UO11O1IUOUOUUOU20389347953IOIOUIUOU

[@beathoven100]

LE/A Tyrone 😂😂

[@scxt1775]

'Lets pull his eyeball off, because then he can complain' *WOW STUART, WOW*

[@devinstanley3384]

hold the phone.... the gun thing that came with the potato alien looks exactly like the ones that came with the rip-off Star Wars figures he just reviewed O.o

[@nullwii]

I watched someone count shit figurines twice now

[@thekingsman9773]

Head Soothe Ingredients TL;DR: Water, Soap, Menthol

[@rockerseven]

That sad onion almost looked kinda like Conan O'Brien lol

[@atsunome]

9:04 “HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!”

[@jamessternemann9085]

Amazing, the soldiers are steam rolled versions of the ones I had as a wee tot. What a nostalgia trip.

[@MattHolbaev]

My favourite member of One Direction is Beneto #4!

[@twcoursolle]

Dr. FrankenDerp Benito #2 left Q_Q

[@marunomi]

Mine is #4 too!

[@aceisking]

Hairboy is best member

[@Faust.0]

"Right, up next, Jesus pen." lmfao wat

[@AnxietyAddict]

I know! Apparently the packaging comes with Jesus' autograph.

[@LWolf12]

That Head Soothe is like that HeadOn product even had the catch phrase in the commercial. "Head On, apply directly to the forehead."

[@LWolf12]

***** Umm... okay?

[@KirbyMan12]

***** How can you piss on his grave if the piss can't melt concrete? Hacks?

[@KirbyMan12]

***** Necrophiliac Confirmed.

[@LWolf12]

***** You don't who I am or anything about me.

[@LWolf12]

***** Wow, the shallowness is astounding. Would be like me hating you because you're a furry.

[@michaelsegal3558]

The Head Sooth reminds me of that old commercial “Head On apply directly to the forehead, Head On apply directly to the forehead”

[@jamielowe1800]

thats amazing, i gave him the one direction candy thing @ mcm comic con :D

[@snixcant487]

I just can't watch that happy wrestler without giggling.

[@Shinji_Dai]

Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead.

[@lily91109]

HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.

[@nathanw4214]

I JUST TEXTED MY FRIEND THAT WHEN I SAW HEAD SOOTHE OMFG

[@adamjohnson8305]

SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT.

[@souperman72]

The briefcase is for Money in the bank matches.

[@AnxietyAddict]

What's that? Do the wrestlers go to draw money from an atm and realise they are overdrawn and then they beat each other up with the briefcase to see who pays to get the accounts back into credit.

[@Chocl8215]

ASMRWhisperLight. God I hope so.

[@Rwededyet]

ASMRWhisperLight. They hang a briefcase from the ceiling and put a ladder under it. the first wrestler to climb up and get the case wins.

[@Solarstar10]

You're all wrong that briefcase is used to hold the soul of Marcellus Wallace.

[@flashfire505]

ASMRWhisperLight. A briefcase is hung from the ceiling, containing the paperwork for the possession of Dominic, who is Rey Mysterio's son, and then they fight over it

[@RonniesHusband]

I had little toy soldiers like those when I was kid. They were actually some of my favorite toys. The only difference was that they weren't so thin. They were very high quality plastic and resembled actual humans. Those bring me back

[@ianhogan1306]

"As it's collectible, better make sure I don't damage the packaging." - completely destroys the packaging - Nice job Ashens. You kept your word in a backwards-ish way.

[@GhostCage]

you must be Poundland's number one customer.

[@johnnyboy3949]

When I was a kid I had a Safeway truck for some reason. I miss Safeway.

[@AnxietyAddict]

I'm pretty sure the wrestlers are supposed to be Rey Mysterio and Batista. The briefcase is for Money in the bank.

[@Jomster777]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

[@mayotheguy2540]

Yea definitely Rey Mysterio and Batista.

[@ashenssofa1133]

ASMRWhisperLight. I bet they've never fought the best wrestler of all- EL SOFA MARRON!

[@bleughmacaroni5754]

ASMRWhisperLight. The stretcher might be from the time Big Show (?) picked Rey up while he was on a stretcher and awkwardly hit the ring post and dropped him.

[@JeffTheFutureJaros]

I laugh histerically at your videos man, lmao, I think those were Batista & Rey Mysterio knockoffs but really horrible ones, lmao great vids.

[@cheymartinez8458]

"You f***ing twats"! Best quote ever haha

[@DrMcFly28]

Next time on Poundland reviews: Ashens gets a bag of 10000 soldiers.

[@planescaped]

Thanks to Phelous's Bootleg Zones, I instantly recognized that alien figure mold. XD They've been making shit toys off that mold for soooooooo long. This one even has that big awkward gun it can't use too.

[@jeiku5041]

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead! Head on. Apply directly to the forehead! And it just goes on...

[@laracollard5009]

If I ever need cheering up and a good laugh, your vlogs always come in on the money.I laughed out loud on many occasions throughout the video.Brilliant keep it up.😀🤣😀

[@thundertiger-hd2li]

14:47 Britain in a nutshell we'd actually call the bag a twat

[@ConWolfDoubleO7]

How the hell do you mess up toy soldiers? It's the most simple toy ever.

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

I'll bet it's so they can save money on the ABS for the molding process. After all, kids won't look at them from the side, right?

[@LeviathanRX]

Chinese bootleg company. Probably made the molds by pressing figures they got overseas in clay etc. Since it's a solid piece you can only get so much, and they probably just rolled with it.

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

LeviathanRX Wouldn't the clay preserve the shape in that case? Why would the soldiers be thin like this?

[@adamjohnson8305]

+Buzzing Sign Diner the detailing only got so deep perhaps? So when they did both sides then molded it the figure is thinner.

[@LeviathanRX]

Yep, that's what I'm going for In order to not have both sides stick together, also you'd have to trim a bit off to make it flat again.

[@pinkfluffyunicorn3183]

"that is one of the most glum looking sad onion I have ever seen"!!! 😂😂😂 dying

[@MuchWhittering]

Jesus looks like he's wearing a Time Lord collar.

[@DarkseidJoshua]

Those Poundland trucks are decent as background vehicles for model train sets or model cities

[@frankconrad8561]

18:17 “Warning, choking hazard. HOORAY!” 😂

[@Ash-lo9fv]

Headcrab; Apply directly to the forehead.

[@lily91109]

How much do they cost to manufacture?

[@Ash-lo9fv]

Over 9000 spondoolees.

[@ender_scythe2879]

+Ryan “Icarus” Paterson we dont use spoondoolees her we use abblekajwus, how many abblekajwus does it cost?

[@ObbyCloud]

+ender_scythe approximately 2.73 abblekajwus

[@ender_scythe2879]

cool! I just need to be rich now! 1 abblekajwus = 1.5 million USD/1.5 million pounds

[@larsisaksen]

I've had to report almost half the comments on this video for spam... What is wrong with you people? Anyway, great video Ashens. Always love your stuff.

[@NeonKnight83]

You didn't "have" to do shit, fucking narc

[@larsisaksen]

mistersister707 Narc? what is that? No, i did not have to report them for spam, but it helps. I think comments should have something too do with the video, not some stupid shit like "Im first" or "hello my name is ..." I did not report any comment which had anything too do with the video.

[@Sheehy223]

Two comments up from me is someone who has no idea what a narcotics officer actually is.

[@larsisaksen]

***** They actually do sometimes. It depends on the video, but some times comments are actually removed.

[@Sheehy223]

***** So... Still no clue what a narc actually is, eh?

[@bloodysteel6429]

Cheap truck to... Jesus pen... a natural transition...

[@sagniknath5537]

BloodySteel64 An excellent transition

[@max_e_maxxy_]

He thought he was going to get a couple of sweets for Christmas- N64- "OH DAD IM SO EXCITED DAD DAD!". One of the sweetest most wholesome scenes ever 😂 and that's exactly what his face looks like, too. And then you followed it up by saying he looked like he was giving an invisible man a bl0 w job 😮 Oh Ashens 😅 I don't think I'll ever stop watching your stuff

[@lukehalliwell4650]

I haven't laughed this much in a while 😂 the 1D part was hilarious

[@gingerninja5449]

"Benito 1, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4 and Hair Boy"

[@aylmao420]

id say the wrestlers are Rey misterio and Batista

[@kuuttinen]

Deni Arnold Roberto I was thinking the same😁

[@mgunter]

I was thinking Mysterieo and Big Vito.

[@r3n3gad34l1f3]

It's Billy mysterio

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Peppridge Farm Remembers eh batista is more muscler.....this dude looks idk....like he just got kicked In the balls by big show and choked slammed by undertaker......

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

He looks he went through the last ride by kane and taker....and than sat on by big daddy V

[@DalekWindmill]

one of those trucks is up for £5.00 with no bids surprisingly XD

[@hannahridgeway4746]

Must admit, that headsoothe does actually come in handy for my epilepsy, the headaches from seizures are awful it takes my mind off it 🙂

[@draven908]

“Chris Rea with heartburn” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JLConawayII]

14:48 "I thought this was going to be in a package or something!" It was. You opened it. Not really sure what the confusion is.

[@hamiltonlover3429]

JLConawayII like the gum to be in a smaller plastic bag so it didn't go everywhere

[@LoponStormbased]

@@hamiltonlover3429 It was already in a plastic bag so it didn't go everywhere, why do you need your gum in a nesting doll of plastic bags? Regardless of how many bags deep it is, if you open the bag it's in like that it's gonna go everywhere.

[@PointsofData]

@@LoponStormbased most candy is individually packaged, then packaged in a bigger bag together. It's not an outlandish expectation, especially if there are extra bits (like the sticker) so the candy doesnt get all over it. And also so the kid doesn't do what ashens did.

[@BullsquidGaming]

headcrab apply directly to the forehead

[@Temp0hCS]

My favourite line in any Ashens video: 18:17

[@StriderOwO]

"Head Soothe: Apply direct to forehead" You're not soothing my head. You're making my head ache. Because of what you're reminding me of, I've been bashing my forehead against a wall for the past hour and a half.

[@DanDart]

I wish to complain of the bloody sore cheek and throat. I got by being forced to laugh silently at this video whilst trying not to wake up my flatmates. Good one!

[@garjian0]

I wonder why aliens are always shown to have advanced versions of our own technology, yet never wear clothes...

[@RadialSkid]

Psst...Poundland! "Everyday" is an adjective. It should be "Amazing value every day."

[@yaranieuwenhuis9462]

14:49 I haven't laughed this hard for ages

[@a_tree5793]

Ah yes the all time icons of the music industry: Benito one through four and hairboi

[@theflipflapchannelcreatedb8160]

I cracked up so hard when the cotton candy gum is all over the bloody sofa! LOL :D