POV: Taylor Swift Fans

[@maplemaple626]

It’s scary how accurate this is

[@Corusame]

You sold both your kidney's!? 😮

[@maplemaple626]

@@Corusame I’m not a swifte so no, I didn’t

[@SpaceCat7642]

​@@maplemaple626 You wanna be one?😈

[@maplemaple626]

@@SpaceCat7642 No thanks I’m good

[@ioanadrochner7211]

This conversation 💀

[@EliseEcklund]

Selling org*ns is illegal! (And I’m not talking about the piano type) Don’t do it guys, not even for the Eras tour!

[@bean10149]

what!?! it isn’t legal? what am i supposed to do for taylor? 😢😢😢 (i’m not the biggest fan of Taylor)

[@iamsparta7436]

But what else am I going to do with grandma

[@Some_RandomPerson-tw3jf]

wait, WHAT?! I can’t sell my lungs? :( (joke)

[@tlkpizzacat]

Ugh I get queasy just reading about removing org*ns, had to do that to my gallbladder nearly 9 years ago🤢 sorry😭

[@Sumdude_221]

I need a shoutout 😅😢

[@MythExplorer123]

“Let’s listen to it” “I was-“ *turns of* “That was the best album ever” Slay 💀

[@user-og4ry7by1x]

Finally

[@razor6552]

Genius. She's a genius. On point comedy.

[@MayTheSwiftie13]

yes

[@yashjit]

I actually did that when I first heard the albusmssss

[@Imposterqueenofnonecringe2]

Lmfao

[@kcytie]

as a swiftie i can confirm this is true

[@EliseEcklund]

me too

[@user-sw2it9se3t]

As can I. But like… she never misses.

[@Stella_Sitara]

So can I. But the album is really good!!

[@Wessusy]

Piss off

[@MeetMeInTheAfterglow13]

@@EliseEcklund fr though, she never misses

[@Starxxlove]

Why is this so underrated like this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in my life

[@xXEmilyxfrogiesXx]

Frrrrrr

[@CrochetLover85]

🤔

[@Moomoocoweeee]

NO THIS IS SO TRUE THOUGH

[@EliseEcklund]

I listened to .0001 seconds of who’s afraid of little old me and knew it was gonna be my favorite tbh

[@iwouldstayforever13]

@@EliseEcklundwho’s afraid of little old me is the best yass

[@Camfan18YT]

​@@EliseEcklundI thought it was just me!!!

[@Clairebearzz13]

@@EliseEcklundI did the same with MBONHFT, and I was like “this is my favorite now.”

[@that.one.weirdo_88]

Omg Taylor has two eyes guys! It’s a sign

[@EliseEcklund]

She’s been trying to tell us this whole time!!

[@that.one.weirdo_88]

@@EliseEcklund it’s crazy 😳

[@gatto_furry]

​@@EliseEcklundit's gonna be 2 years, like the eyes, she will fall off the music industry

[@Real-water-fairy]

Yessss

[@earlmerlee]

Did you know taylor has two ears too???? NO WAY

[@PlagueDoctorCosplayer]

It’s scary how the fact that if she did run for president she’d win seeing the president we have now

[@bruh-po6fz]

💀🤣 women didn’t even want a women president man think about that shit for a second

[@KaraQueary]

OMG I never seen something so relatable in MY LIFE.

[@mistertunk9132]

As a Swiftie, can confirm

[@andreadersom3399]

you depicted us perfectly 😭😭

[@EliseEcklund]

We’re all wild

[@KatieKat_Luv_2011]

@@EliseEcklundikrr ❤

[@Wkwkwl7838]

How and why ? They love her what is hard to understand ?

[@Littles1]

As a swiftie this is a A++

[@yeticat336]

Every second girl in my class rn

[@smoothiethepotato]

As a swiftie, I can confirm this is real.

[@OFCITSPIPER]

This is everyone that I have ever met 😭

[@YungMisfit20]

I wouldn't want to live your life for two milliseconds if these are the only kind of people you meet. Your life sounds miserable

[@ch1ppl3]

@@YungMisfit20fr

[@OFCITSPIPER]

@@YungMisfit20 geez 🙄 at least I don’t sit around and comment crap towards people who did nothing to you. You sound bored

[@OFCITSPIPER]

@@YungMisfit20TROLL

[@HarelyQueen0c_Lilbro]

​@@OFCITSPIPERfr

[@0bsessed_Mess]

I can confirm I sold both of my Kidneys for Clancy Tour tickets

[@tlkpizzacat]

😂

[@ch1ppl3]

That’s unrelevant but i’d do the same

[@elmo-uz1vf]

stop i literally sat there on my laptop constantly refreshing all night just to get the tickets the second they went on sale 💀

[@0bsessed_Mess]

@@elmo-uz1vf SAME, and then my dad pranked me and told me he got nosebleeds💀

[@skelestial]

Ayy it's the few the proud the emotional

[@magnoliapinstripe]

ngl swifties scare me. HOW are they so dedicated 🤯 ...i appear to have started a war

[@outback7092]

How? It is called programming the masses. They did same with Beatles Queen etc. Research TAVISTOCK INSTITUTE. Then they have their MEDIA to brainwash the viewers ... It is really all pretty simple.

[@pinkbeatle2012]

It's like any other brainwashed fandom tbh.

[@Swiftienumber1]

Ummm

[@Zelda_Swiftie13]

Ummmm

[@arianastan13]

It’s not even that they’re lowkey so annoying 😅

[@alexandermorris2335]

Hell yea for the Jay Ray soundbyte. That dudes music slaps, deserves more recognition.

[@skinfully]

song name please? 👉🏻👈🏻

[@IIMCextreme]

Great artist

[@tudormilon7243]

@@skinfullyking vultures

[@arpreetkaur8c952]

As a swiftie myself I can agree that SOME SWIFTIES on social media act like this

[@Wessusy]

Piss off

[@BagelBrickz]

I love Elise, she brightens by day 😊

[@Urfavv_pixie]

why is this so true tho

[@SkittleXD]

I already knew how accurate this was gonna be before I even watched it

[@clcsmalls5909]

😂 why is that so accurate 😂

[@Itz_MidnightGitch]

The first one is away too accurate 💀😭

[@saahil_h]

it's me, I'm this person, it's me 😭😭☝🏻

[@bean10149]

this is the most truest of true I’ve seen. i legit have friends who do this.

[@That1Swiftgirl]

You just summed up the whole of our fandom so well😭

[@heartemoji234]

at the beginning, the amount of time in the song was the amount of time it takes haters to decide they don't like a song (it's only because it's by her and they refuse to like a single lyric of hers)

[@SaraAzam-bd6]

"I Think Most Most People Have Two Eyes" "Wait, I Have Two Eyes, IM A TAYLOR SWIFT EASTER EGG"

[@febed01]

I wonder if there is a Jojo reference for it

[@synthynovas]

I guess by that logic, we're all going to run for president of the entire world in 2 years and win.

[@user-jx8fr8lo3x]

As a swiftie this is so accurate…..

[@japhiamaphia1]

bro all of my friends are like this😂

[@ClosedCaptions-if7kx]

This is the best parody I have seen 😂 Thanks Elise :)

[@mad_dawg12]

Fr like they be making absolutely no sense and then they'll be like "YoU wOuLdN't GeT iT, iT's SwIfTiE mAtH" Like, what the heck is that?

[@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780]

She makes no sense herself.

[@Reputation13evermore]

What friends do you have?😮

[@Reputation13evermore]

@@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780 sure elsa

[@orcasrock]

fr swifties are weird

[@Reputation13evermore]

@@orcasrock so psycho

[@user-nx7zg4ds5d]

That is so true and accurate

[@izumi8890]

As a Swiftie I’d like to confirm this is true but I already d*ed from selling my two kidneys

[@sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

as a taylor swift fan, this was very funny lol. somehow i managed to get tickets to the eras tour for only $70 each. bought them an entire year in advance but i can’t wait!!

[@EliseEcklund]

that's crazy you were able to get tickets that cheap! Hope you have fun at the concert!!

[@niya4991]

OMG your so pretty 💅😩😍

[@xxjennaxx]

It’s actually so sad to think that if Taylor did run for president- she’d win by a LANDSLIDE 😭😭

[@faithmarshall309]

I know, right? I like her music and hard work but NOT her moral ideas and political views....

[@heartemoji234]

and then every 13 year old boy would decide to hate america💀😭😭😭💀💀

[@Corgisimmer07]

She would be an amazing president, though... better than the two senile men that are running. I would finally feel safe

[@Medicine481]

@@Corgisimmer07this guys high

[@PeggysWorldrestart]

​@@Medicine481your high

[@Certification_Achieved]

Swiffie Taytay's influence is too powerful

[@BROZONIE]

BUUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ELISE FOUND THE MISSING EASTER EGG

[@EliseEcklund]

she's been trying to tell us all along, i can't believe we didn't see it sooner

[@BROZONIE]

@@EliseEcklund frfr (OMG ELISE JUST REPLIED TO ME?!?!)

[@alexterra2626]

This is going in the favourites playlist

[@LuciferMorningstar13805]

The eras tour thing is so real i swear😂😂😂Love your vids❤

[@Ice_cl0ud.]

Let’s be fr, most of the songs on her new album sound the same. I’m not even anti-Taylor swift (for the most part) and some of her songs are catchy but don’t ask me to repeat even one of the tunes of her new song because I have no clue.

[@faithmarshall309]

YES! I wanted to like it, but as I tried song after song, they just sounded... the same.

[@adelekonter]

Kinda agree. It took me days to notice the difference. But for me Midnights has more similar songs.

[@justhere-uu6mw]

​@@adelekonterwell to me midnights is all over the place not to say the album is bad and tortured poets is her most cohesive one sonically which is either a hit or miss depending on if u like it or not personally i loved it so i am big fan of the album

[@EvelynHe-lp5bm]

swifties be like:

[@EliseEcklund]

They really do

[@PrincessxEmmaYT]

So accurate frrr! Me listening to the first song for 5 sec : omg like she ateee that it’s like so amazing the whole album like SLAYY

[@SomeRandomNewsiesFan]

this is random but i found a song kidz bop won't sing: karma "by" jojo

[@shagunsharma3721]

The easter egg part is sooooo right

[@Don-C.L.]

I've watched 5 of your shorts and I haven't blinked in the past 5 minutes.

[@priyadarshini688]

😂😂😂 I'm a hardcore Swiftie but I loved your video ....the speed of deciphering every song!!!❤

[@LTT853]

Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life! ❤️✝️ (John 14:6 & John 3:16)

[@miguelg2650]

Geez even in jokes the Bible thumpers gotta take everything literally

[@Sssssseey]

For real

[@Mark-sj5rg]

TTPD actually is a masterpiece. It just might not have a lot of radio songs - but it is a masterpiece of story telling and experimenting with the format

[@user-el9we8do9d]

she heard, "I was" and was hooked

[@Cinnamoroll-rm4xc]

Lol fr tho!! Btw ur vids are SOO funny!! keep it up~

[@user-hl7xz4me6w]

SwiftUI’s are the example of a fan base that are just relentless

[@Your_LocalSwiftie13]

as a swiftie, this is SO true.

[@manupm9161]

I love how she's still dead inside

[@lbw1123]

As a Swiftie this is so accurate 😂

[@Sarah-slays10]

As a true swiftie, this is true. I WILL SELL MY HEART TO HER 😆😆😆😆

[@duckysguidetoshipping8930]

As a SWIFTIE This is accurate

[@muhammadireallylikelexisvi5636]

So relatable the album skit happened to me

[@tiragd928]

"i sold both of my kidneys" , had me SCREAMING 😂😂

[@Violet_Moonlight5514]

As a swiftie, I can relate to this so well 😂

[@Violet_Moonlight5514]

OH MY GOD HI I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!! 🫶

[@audreybears200]

*songs starts for 1 milisecond* *PAUES" "OMG i love it its the best one yet" *RAGES ON SNAPCHAT*

[@kellysthilaire]

This is the most accurate thing to date😅

[@asiangang0522]

taylor swift is so good she only needs to wait 2 yrs to run for president not 4

[@amanul_2474]

I don't need to 'de-toxify' my blood, Taylor IS my blood! Kidneys are over-rated!

[@lumityisthebest1521]

OMG I LOVE UR MUSIC AND THIS RANDOMLY SHOWED UO ON MY FYP

[@paintwithsannia7714]

This woman should win an oscar for being too relatable 😂

[@samanthamorton9970]

I agree with you, us swifties agree

[@thegirlwiththeblackeyes]

Your sense of humor is RIGHT up my alley 😅

[@Bettytaylorsversiontv]

WERE YOU STALKING ME ON THE FIRST ONE😭😭😭

[@user-nt8kk5pv3r]

THIS IS LITERALLY ME I LISTENED FOR 2 SECONDS AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH🤣🤣💖💖

[@kittycatthelildevil4096]

As someone whose sister is a swiftie. Can confirm this is accurate

[@MeeraShivakumar]

As a swiftie who doesn’t do that, I can confirm that this is true. My bestie got eras tour tickets and she told me and I said when did you become a swiftie and she said ever since I got tickets 🤦‍♀️

[@XSwiftie4everX]

This is true but I listened to the whole album and stayed up till 3am😭

[@chrisscroggins534]

The deadpan delivery has got me cackling. 😂

[@katrina_draws2]

Sending this to my friend who is obsessed with Taylor 😭

[@sadietapes]

this is very accurate

[@BeachBallTimmeh]

This is everyone i ever met

[@foolishone13]

As a swiftie this is funny as fuck 😭

[@iwritestoriesinmyfreetime]

The half-a-second listen before pausing to say it's the best album was scary accurate 💀💀💀

[@masonnabeta9439]

I love the part when she listens to 1 seconded to the album turns it off made me laugh😂😂😂😂!

[@peysterkids9481]

as a swiftie this is exactly what i did and now that i’ve listened to it all a billion times nothings changed in my opinion

[@just_some_waffle]

I'm so happy an actual Swiftie was able to recognize this

[@Rileyn2013taytayisslayslay]

Sooooo trueeeee 😢😅😊

[@CleoMoraitis]

the easter eggs tho 😭

[@dyna6448]

As a Swiftie, it's 100% accurate

[@Jay.swizzle]

🤣 she must be a swifty to do this so accurately. 🤣 How amazing is this woman?; 💕

[@leqishen]

as a swiftie, i confirm this

[@lillielou]

as a swiftie i think all of us need to admit this us 100% accurate 😂

[@Gen-ZBlondie]

…. Why is this accurate tho-😭 Like only after we say how amazing it is we watch it and once we’re finished listening to it, we’re even more mind blown then we could’ve possibly imagined😂

[@Jaylen_E.]

STOP THIS WAS ME 😭✋

[@KatieLeonard-jc5op]

I am a swiftie and this was beautiful and so acurate

[@TheJaguar1983]

The music during the post making bit was ten times better than anything Taylor's ever produced. 🤘

[@iannorena3987]

*swifties hear one second of a song* OMG she blinked that means her backup dancer number 7 is pregnant that means the friendship bracelet that appears in the movie is cursed and the piñata she had at 3 years old had bubblegum

[@giansingh1890]

As a swiftie myself I just listen to her every day

[@Hoopher_DaDummy]

She rlly said “u kan wait” to death 😭😭😭😭

[@ScaryCatBoB]

*When you reach 4.5m can we please see you smile even just once?*

[@ScaryCatBoB]

Plssssss

[@mazuiiralte2505]

She already smile