Pov The hermit tell you about all of grians crimes /j

[@imMittensKitten]

"child" "child exploitation" "illegal frogs" seems about right xDD

[@UnkownWonders]

What about the illegal snails tho

[@imMittensKitten]

@@UnkownWonders true

[@dahlia_pedals]

I just wheezed when I saw just "child"

[@Crowquet]

"Domestic cat feeding" 😭 stopp these are so funny

[@alalskalska]

his little ear wing twitches omg 😭 (yes he has committed every crime in existence but he’s smol and i love him)

[@razzon226]

"Crimes"

[@fatherplatypus2316]

"Your honor, he's just being a bit silly."

[@Mystfordays]

Ok but like why is it so true? Especially the first one? 😭 It’s always the most innocent looking ones Istg 😔

[@Veevanilla2134]

Grian were taking you to therapy

[@laurabaumgartner3085]

"Failure to pay child support" All of those poor shulkers, left for mama shulker to care for with no help from dad. 😂😂😂😂

[@mirandaross4625]

I thought that was about Grumbot. Actually, no, Mumbo would need to pay child support for that.

[@CrystalKitty1220]

I thought all of these were things his character had done and I was trying to place them in my head like "i think this one he did in season 7, this one sounds like something he'd do in high school..."

[@pjtodd6027]

Just "child"

[@AudreyHolt-yu5cn]

I SAW THAT PERMIT OFFICE ONE- Also, illegal frogs???? Imma have to pause to read all of these 😆aggravated dancing, diamond weapon, just plain "computer crime," and, of course, CHICKEN VIOLENCE

[@No0neSpec1al]

Why did I struggle to read all that even at 0.25× speed 😭

[@catboygremlin]

"Your honor, my client is just a lil guy."

[@UnkownWonders]

Crimes, I see keep going

[@Flip16YT]

Omg these are SO funny! Child? Drive by mc ds? Domestic cat feeding? Omg I’m wheezing!

[@theodysseyowl]

illegal frogs is my favorite

[@mirandaross4625]

"Crimes" yes, they all are.

[@Space_gremlin]

Just crimes

[@roses205]

Me when i steal candy from kruidvat

[@B1RD13_12]

"Bank Robbery" "Black Mail" I'd love to know when these happened

[@andrewwebb917]

Mumbo builds a bank. Grian robs it.

[@duaaayan-bf7hn]

I watched the episode of gravityfalls where they list his crimes just reminded me of that

[@duaaayan-bf7hn]

Omg a HEART FROM A YT

[@BeanTheBrave]

The list goes on XD

[@soleil6343]

"crimes" listed as its own thing lmao

[@Flip16YT]

Failure to pay off illegal child?

[@NerveUnderscore]

😂😂

[@JMPT]

Relatably Nice

[@logandamudkip4212]

Is "Running a Death Game" on there?

[@ecogreen123]

i think you missed a few lol

[@imperfectruby]

What is this song 😂

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

I know it’s one of the Luigi’s Mansion themes, I just don’t remember which game and what segment of the game (I literally only know of the first game bc my mom used to play it a lot back in like…2016 or smth)

[@GwubberandKobra]

Child