@davidpazmino_ I get this question anytime I tell someone my name and that it is in fact not short for anything
@Judy-mp6gm4 ай бұрын
YAY HE DID IT HE LEARNED HOW TO PLAY CLARINET ❤❤❤
@annabanana5374 ай бұрын
he should do a flute nextt
@cubitum-eamus4 ай бұрын
@@davidpazmino_ yes and you’re doing great
@kodiak63304 ай бұрын
As a clarinet player of 10 years, the only professional clarinet player I can name is also Squidward
@DigitizedGalaxyAlt3 ай бұрын
Do you perhaps live close by to a pestering starfish and sponge?
@the-entire-egg26913 ай бұрын
I believe he does.
@Random--Videos.3 ай бұрын
@DigitizedGalaxyAlt Ask him if he also has a greedy boss that refuses to pay him.
@magicalmadness3 ай бұрын
Hey shaq also plays clarinet.
@DigitizedGalaxyAlt3 ай бұрын
@@magicalmadness golden opportunity to say this before anyone else does.. Shaqward o nealtacles
@LGDUDE3 ай бұрын
Respect to squidward for learning that
@cadler58853 ай бұрын
And never give up even when the 7 seas roasting you
@OrryOOАй бұрын
Fun fact the reason why even though Squidward plays every day but never gets better is because his seventh great grandfather was bad at playing and cursed squidward to be bad as well 😃
@LGDUDEАй бұрын
@@OrryOO wow ☠️
@OrryOOАй бұрын
@@LGDUDE it’s season 4 episode 6. It’s called dunces and dragons if you’re wondering 😃
@austinmiller217028 күн бұрын
@@OrryOO It seems it is possible for him to play well, he just has to use Spongebob's bubble blowing technique prior to playing (my theory based on S1E2).
@platinum_boi3 ай бұрын
"I love playing my clarinet, i practice and practice but i never get any better" - Squidward
@gargantuanleviathan9642Ай бұрын
Someone give squid some mentats. Then give spongebob an pat some jet, they'll be passed out, and squidward will be happy for once.
@RedeemerofDarkАй бұрын
Love your icon! Did you make it?
@animalwizard813625 күн бұрын
@@gargantuanleviathan9642 fallout reference
@humanflowey23525 күн бұрын
That quote is actually from SpongeBob acting like Squidward
@user-di6di6xq4c4 ай бұрын
everyday getting closer and closer to trombone
@corbanberencsi97244 ай бұрын
Soon...
@Panzerfaust_19394 ай бұрын
Soon...
@CodexTheBlader4 ай бұрын
Soon...
@xXJohnnyboyXx4204 ай бұрын
Soon...
@Im_an_alien1X34 ай бұрын
Soon...
@I.am.not.human.4 ай бұрын
squidward deserves more credit Edit: AH SO MANY LIKES, THANK YOU! Edit 2: 6.1K IN 2 MONTHS IS CRAZYYY TYYY❤
@freddywines64314 ай бұрын
Literally came here to call him Squidward irl
@JoeJoe-xb6fo2 ай бұрын
I ain’t played in years😂
@crewfun72413 ай бұрын
I'm starting to respect Squidwards music now
@zadry_MerlinID2 ай бұрын
Now I understand what bikini bottoms feel like when Squidward plays his clarinet
@Just_talksick4 ай бұрын
No way he didn't play Wonderwall , I can't believe it...
@davidpazmino_4 ай бұрын
Next. Vid
@dominiquecampos15124 ай бұрын
you better play wonderwall
@michaeltagor42383 ай бұрын
The lick is the wonderwall of jazz
@loganuselmann18534 ай бұрын
the scales 😭 also the not know if the reed is aligned is so true for me, a flute who's learning sax
@crimsonreaper56794 ай бұрын
Yeah went through the same thing when I was learning how to a bass clarinet, when I previously played a trombone.
@crimsonreaper56794 ай бұрын
I also just suck at scales I know all the notes but can do them in order.
@SugarSprinkleMeep4 ай бұрын
The fact that I'm watching this while holding a clarinet
@n1941mar34 ай бұрын
Same tho
@PinkStripedSocks3 ай бұрын
dont tell me you're scrolling while practicing
@DigitizedGalaxyAlt3 ай бұрын
It’s squidward🤯
@Vintenuthewizard24 күн бұрын
The fact that I'm literally about to go to band camp in a few hours after watching this
@Judy-mp6gm4 ай бұрын
Is it just me but the most relatable part of this video is that he squeaks almost the whole video
@wheresroger4 ай бұрын
Getting Wonderwalled in the next video I feel it
@jujuliftz4 ай бұрын
and smoke on the water
@dirkjovandanielpandegirot61893 ай бұрын
POV squidwerd. no not squidward but Squidwerd
@Porpolhot3 ай бұрын
No wonder squidward's bad at playing it
@Celestial_Chip4 ай бұрын
Squidward ah playing
@deadlymaker92544 ай бұрын
i just love the fall man
@davidpazmino_4 ай бұрын
Lol
@shayla73764 ай бұрын
I remeber playing the clarinet, this is bringing back good memories
@TakashiMinamoto4 ай бұрын
Instrument Suggestion: Baritone/Euphonium. I play it and I would love to see a video on it!
@I.am.not.human.4 ай бұрын
I PLAYED THAT TOO!
@ianburton19203 ай бұрын
As a clarinet player of eight years... This was one of the funniest shorts I've ever seen, only thing that would have made it better is if he found out about the octave key
@papota663 ай бұрын
BOY I HAD A CLAINET THIS IS WAY TO RELATABLE 😭
@pyromaniacprincess43873 ай бұрын
I love that your "jazz" was just the b-flat scale
@mabzzzzz2 ай бұрын
I was full on expecting him to just start playing Rhapsody in Blue
@Baphy892 ай бұрын
Ahh, the Instrument known as "Firewood"...
@OffBeatJay3 ай бұрын
When you realize Squidward was cooking for real
@whydidtheychangemyname3 ай бұрын
Flashback to when I gave clarinet lessons... all of the squeaking and mistakes. I love the little touch of folding your pinkies behind the keys instead of actually putting them where they're supposed to go, I had to remind so many fifth graders to put their pinkies on the keys.
@Rude_i_WredneАй бұрын
aligning the reed is something that unites all the clarinet players
@RoxasRedfox3 ай бұрын
The flashbacks, also. Playing Jaws on the clarinet was fun
@thelastprotectorofoverain10353 ай бұрын
As a jazz clarinetist and bass clarinetist, you hit the nail on the head.
@marytheplatypus44 ай бұрын
This reminds me of SpongeBob =) Ps. You will never run out of instruments 👍
@drrisen-944224 күн бұрын
I like that Trumpets and Clarinets have the same resting tone. Makes for good harmony.
@imissedthepartwherethatsmy746313 күн бұрын
Hooray, Hooray, That was great David! All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original!
@wobblewokgaming6554 ай бұрын
Ah, this brings back memories of music class.
@skechiisun29703 ай бұрын
I’m glad I was in band, I chose the trombone because I would have had an aneurism trying to hold it😅
@Gustavdrummer488118 күн бұрын
That jazz clarinet solo gotta be my favourite part bro😅
@jekfosburg15 күн бұрын
That’s…the best clarinet playing I’ve ever heard.
@user-ws5sc2ce2w3 ай бұрын
Yo I play clarinet in school and this so true on my first day I was so excited when my mom picked me up because I had finally made a sound a year later I am playing some stuff from the lion king our teacher was amazing
@gans64212 ай бұрын
You not naming kelpy g is a sin to god
@cardinalhamneggs5253Ай бұрын
As someone who played clarinet all through middle and high school, I don’t remember ever having _this_ much difficulty playing it. Of course I wasn’t anywhere near perfect when I started, but I was already _pretty_ good at it. I never did jazz btw.
@theofficialrandomjam223812 күн бұрын
The way he so confidently played Bb
@ReignYaussy-ql2xy2 ай бұрын
Do the French horn
@Vincent-mt9ws3 ай бұрын
I play the tuba and it’s heavy (like really really heavy
@Skippyxlxlxl7 күн бұрын
Mad respect to kelp G and squidward for using the clarinet
@NathanHammond-f1y4 күн бұрын
As the only clairinet player in my band, I loved this
@Just_talksick4 ай бұрын
I dare this man to play the Sitar , Sarod , Tanpura , Dotara , Ektara , Sarangi ( I'm Indian 🇮🇳 )
@davidpazmino_4 ай бұрын
I would love to! I just don’t know where to find one
@Just_talksick4 ай бұрын
@@davidpazmino_I'm glad you're interested. You're bound to find one in ebay or other such international shipping sites. Much love❤
@madzinnit45523 ай бұрын
BRO AS A CLARINET PLAYER I CRINGED SO HARD 💀💀💀💀
@alextodoroki58662 ай бұрын
Honestly mood tho 💀
@ElixifyYT3 ай бұрын
Now I see why squidward was struggling for all these years
@ChimkensNuggyarrrrr15 күн бұрын
Squidward is the best clarinet player in the universe, not a single person or fish is even close to how good he is.
@TheBrightSide1012 ай бұрын
I was waiting for you to loose your guitar pick in it 😆
@XOXOSUNNYBEE3 ай бұрын
Is that a pro one cause the one I have doesn’t look like that
@oscarperalta30992 ай бұрын
Bro has every instrument in his house
@Black_CattXD2 ай бұрын
Any other band kids get absolutely triggered when he called them buttons (As a clarinet player myself, this is quite accurate 😂)
@Chu_Nyanning4 ай бұрын
24 y/o woman who stopped playing flute in 7th grade: flute superior by far.
@PizzaRoleVR3 ай бұрын
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@coleywoley23743 ай бұрын
His black face for every video tutorial bit is perfection
@samuelsgachaworld2.01026 күн бұрын
Do Shamisen next
@jrobgaming27353 ай бұрын
that squidward joke was crazy
@trulyxae83054 ай бұрын
man I was waiting for this, as a clarinet and guitar player you are now one of us
@R_D3rpyy3 ай бұрын
As a clarinet player, I appreciate this
@lukeswan800425 күн бұрын
As a larger kid growing up, they slapped me on bass clarinet instantly and im so glad they did
@ashley.rice20163 ай бұрын
As a clarinet player ive never seen something so true yet so hurtful lmfao
@fuziesokz3 ай бұрын
been playing for 5 and holy shit this videos hurts me, makes me laugh, and makes me say “real” all at once
@Im-am-airishАй бұрын
Its really easy when you practice every day
@EternalAnkh2 ай бұрын
And you're already almost as good as Squidward. The only professional clarinet player.
@G.h.o.s.t-mi2dc3 ай бұрын
I'm betting this guys biggest wish is for a golden clarinet that only play beautifully.
@dynomitecentury4 сағат бұрын
I miss my clarinet days. What I don’t miss are those damn reeds
@Mr.Kouch014 ай бұрын
Wait till’ he gets a bassoon, that’s where hell begins
@somerandompersonofficial3 ай бұрын
as an ex clarinet player this is so real 😭 its like a more complicated recorder- easy to learn but hard to actually be good at
@Ergi_Knalpot3 ай бұрын
Squidward : Fantastic
@cpt.hatemonger1950Күн бұрын
"The only professional clarinet player I can name is Squidward." Benny Goodman wants to know your location.
@ruined_maze137024 күн бұрын
Trust me, the ONLY professional clarinet player you need to know is Squidward. Be proud my fellow Squidwards
@addisonwysonАй бұрын
I started clarinet in school but I swear to God if I didn't I'd probably be like this, I actually didn't even want to join the band but it was one of the best times of my life, I was able to do normal band, jazz band, and even marching band. It was great
@GypsyHeartRose22 күн бұрын
Learning to play any instrument is difficult, but worth it if you can figure it out
@jadaw6443 ай бұрын
His blank face when watching the video gets me every time. 😂
@tylers63002 ай бұрын
always the added touch of the b flat instead of b
@kenbonds71953 ай бұрын
“Was that jazz?” Had me on the floor for a good minute
@IPlayVR47719 күн бұрын
That high pitched sound after he said I think I finally got it got me laughing
@dusheyo67693 ай бұрын
Marty Schwarz can play everything, like damn
@user-gz6bp5cq8o4 күн бұрын
"Was that Jazz?😮" Got me😂😂
@shadowhenge7118Ай бұрын
As a child clarinet player... the feels.
@La_3clipse15 күн бұрын
The fall at the beginning 😂 Literally me-
@vintagekayak34072 ай бұрын
Holding a clarinet makes me feel like a pirate 😂
@ThatGuyWhoGotToast13 ай бұрын
Me thinking of squidward 💀 Then seeing a person looking at him in the back ... 💀💀💀
@SqueakerBunny12 күн бұрын
I didn't knew clarinets were so big. Cartoons always make it look like they are about the same size as a recorder
@-GOstar-3 ай бұрын
The reed thing is so true. Even after 6 years of playing, I still can't ever fully tell
@brokentoaster99920 күн бұрын
"Can't tell if the reed is aligned or not" Bruh RELATABLE i played the clarinet for 8 years and the whole time i thought my teacher was an all seeing mage.
@devilsadvocate.3 ай бұрын
And remember, Squidward didn't have a computer. He had to figure it out on his own.
@shadowslayer82033 ай бұрын
The way he tried to put the clarinet together in the beginning hurt my soul 😂
@fspalma75784 күн бұрын
Bro really played the smoke alarm beep in the start😭
@luksperks3 ай бұрын
Clarinetist: “This thing has so many buttons!” Bassoonist:
@derin6473 ай бұрын
You forgot about the part where you absolutely annihilate the cork on the bridge
@yursor3 ай бұрын
It has been 15 years since I have played the clarinet and seeing this reminded me of the smell and taste, memories are weird
@BlueDragon-vm1bt3 ай бұрын
You should also soak the reed by holding it in your mouth while you assemble the clarinet so that it's soft when you want to play. And when you want to punctuate your notes, tap your tongue lightly to the tip of the reed like you're making a "t" sound
@Gretri173 ай бұрын
I played this instrument in band during middle and high school. Good times man
@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilled3 ай бұрын
As a person who used a clarinet back in 2018-2022, I can confirm this was HELL
@weswess973Ай бұрын
"Was that jazz??" LMAOOOO🤣🤣🤣
@ksd1234510022 күн бұрын
He’s right about squidward. He’s the only one I know too.
@Crescent_bonbon3 ай бұрын
Me personally as a bass clarinet player, this is hilarious 😭😭🤠
@shadowseige___56043 ай бұрын
I learned to play clarinet in 6th grade. It was so much fun and when I started competing with my classmates I eventually became top player in my class which was cool
@Insurgent28614 ай бұрын
I remember when i was playing the clarinet in school it always makes me laugh when i remember it i fell asleep during a lesson and woke up to the teacher praising me for holding it at a 45 degree angle