POV: You Buy Your First CLARINET ✂️

[@cubitum-eamus]

the jazz jokes LMAO

[@davidpazmino_]

You like jazz?

[@jazzcommander3941]

​@davidpazmino_ I get this question anytime I tell someone my name and that it is in fact not short for anything

[@Judy-mp6gm]

YAY HE DID IT HE LEARNED HOW TO PLAY CLARINET ❤❤❤

[@annabanana537]

he should do a flute nextt

[@cubitum-eamus]

@@davidpazmino_ yes and you’re doing great

[@kodiak6330]

As a clarinet player of 10 years, the only professional clarinet player I can name is also Squidward

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

Do you perhaps live close by to a pestering starfish and sponge?

[@the-entire-egg2691]

I believe he does.

[@Random--Videos.]

​@DigitizedGalaxyAlt Ask him if he also has a greedy boss that refuses to pay him.

[@magicalmadness]

Hey shaq also plays clarinet.

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

@@magicalmadness golden opportunity to say this before anyone else does.. Shaqward o nealtacles

[@LGDUDE]

Respect to squidward for learning that

[@cadler5885]

And never give up even when the 7 seas roasting you

[@OrryOO]

Fun fact the reason why even though Squidward plays every day but never gets better is because his seventh great grandfather was bad at playing and cursed squidward to be bad as well 😃

[@LGDUDE]

@@OrryOO wow ☠️

[@OrryOO]

@@LGDUDE it’s season 4 episode 6. It’s called dunces and dragons if you’re wondering 😃

[@austinmiller2170]

@@OrryOO It seems it is possible for him to play well, he just has to use Spongebob's bubble blowing technique prior to playing (my theory based on S1E2).

[@platinum_boi]

"I love playing my clarinet, i practice and practice but i never get any better" - Squidward

[@gargantuanleviathan9642]

Someone give squid some mentats. Then give spongebob an pat some jet, they'll be passed out, and squidward will be happy for once.

[@RedeemerofDark]

Love your icon! Did you make it?

[@animalwizard8136]

@@gargantuanleviathan9642 fallout reference

[@humanflowey235]

That quote is actually from SpongeBob acting like Squidward

[@user-di6di6xq4c]

everyday getting closer and closer to trombone

[@corbanberencsi9724]

Soon...

[@Panzerfaust_1939]

Soon...

[@CodexTheBlader]

Soon...

[@xXJohnnyboyXx420]

Soon...

[@Im_an_alien1X3]

Soon...

[@I.am.not.human.]

squidward deserves more credit Edit: AH SO MANY LIKES, THANK YOU! Edit 2: 6.1K IN 2 MONTHS IS CRAZYYY TYYY❤

[@freddywines6431]

Literally came here to call him Squidward irl

[@JoeJoe-xb6fo]

I ain’t played in years😂

[@crewfun7241]

I'm starting to respect Squidwards music now

[@zadry_MerlinID]

Now I understand what bikini bottoms feel like when Squidward plays his clarinet

[@Just_talksick]

No way he didn't play Wonderwall , I can't believe it...

[@davidpazmino_]

Next. Vid

[@dominiquecampos1512]

you better play wonderwall

[@michaeltagor4238]

The lick is the wonderwall of jazz

[@loganuselmann1853]

the scales 😭 also the not know if the reed is aligned is so true for me, a flute who's learning sax

[@crimsonreaper5679]

Yeah went through the same thing when I was learning how to a bass clarinet, when I previously played a trombone.

[@crimsonreaper5679]

I also just suck at scales I know all the notes but can do them in order.

[@SugarSprinkleMeep]

The fact that I'm watching this while holding a clarinet

[@n1941mar3]

Same tho

[@PinkStripedSocks]

dont tell me you're scrolling while practicing

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

It’s squidward🤯

[@Vintenuthewizard]

The fact that I'm literally about to go to band camp in a few hours after watching this

[@Judy-mp6gm]

Is it just me but the most relatable part of this video is that he squeaks almost the whole video

[@wheresroger]

Getting Wonderwalled in the next video I feel it

[@jujuliftz]

and smoke on the water

[@dirkjovandanielpandegirot6189]

POV squidwerd. no not squidward but Squidwerd

[@Porpolhot]

No wonder squidward's bad at playing it

[@Celestial_Chip]

Squidward ah playing

[@deadlymaker9254]

i just love the fall man

[@davidpazmino_]

Lol

[@shayla7376]

I remeber playing the clarinet, this is bringing back good memories

[@TakashiMinamoto]

Instrument Suggestion: Baritone/Euphonium. I play it and I would love to see a video on it!

[@I.am.not.human.]

I PLAYED THAT TOO!

[@ianburton1920]

As a clarinet player of eight years... This was one of the funniest shorts I've ever seen, only thing that would have made it better is if he found out about the octave key

[@papota66]

BOY I HAD A CLAINET THIS IS WAY TO RELATABLE 😭

[@pyromaniacprincess4387]

I love that your "jazz" was just the b-flat scale

[@mabzzzzz]

I was full on expecting him to just start playing Rhapsody in Blue

[@Baphy89]

Ahh, the Instrument known as "Firewood"...

[@OffBeatJay]

When you realize Squidward was cooking for real

[@whydidtheychangemyname]

Flashback to when I gave clarinet lessons... all of the squeaking and mistakes. I love the little touch of folding your pinkies behind the keys instead of actually putting them where they're supposed to go, I had to remind so many fifth graders to put their pinkies on the keys.

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

aligning the reed is something that unites all the clarinet players

[@RoxasRedfox]

The flashbacks, also. Playing Jaws on the clarinet was fun

[@thelastprotectorofoverain1035]

As a jazz clarinetist and bass clarinetist, you hit the nail on the head.

[@marytheplatypus4]

This reminds me of SpongeBob =) Ps. You will never run out of instruments 👍

[@drrisen-9442]

I like that Trumpets and Clarinets have the same resting tone. Makes for good harmony.

[@imissedthepartwherethatsmy7463]

Hooray, Hooray, That was great David! All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original!

[@wobblewokgaming655]

Ah, this brings back memories of music class.

[@skechiisun2970]

I’m glad I was in band, I chose the trombone because I would have had an aneurism trying to hold it😅

[@Gustavdrummer4881]

That jazz clarinet solo gotta be my favourite part bro😅

[@jekfosburg]

That’s…the best clarinet playing I’ve ever heard.

[@user-ws5sc2ce2w]

Yo I play clarinet in school and this so true on my first day I was so excited when my mom picked me up because I had finally made a sound a year later I am playing some stuff from the lion king our teacher was amazing

[@gans6421]

You not naming kelpy g is a sin to god

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

As someone who played clarinet all through middle and high school, I don’t remember ever having _this_ much difficulty playing it. Of course I wasn’t anywhere near perfect when I started, but I was already _pretty_ good at it. I never did jazz btw.

[@theofficialrandomjam2238]

The way he so confidently played Bb

[@ReignYaussy-ql2xy]

Do the French horn

[@Vincent-mt9ws]

I play the tuba and it’s heavy (like really really heavy

[@Skippyxlxlxl]

Mad respect to kelp G and squidward for using the clarinet

[@NathanHammond-f1y]

As the only clairinet player in my band, I loved this

[@Just_talksick]

I dare this man to play the Sitar , Sarod , Tanpura , Dotara , Ektara , Sarangi ( I'm Indian 🇮🇳 )

[@davidpazmino_]

I would love to! I just don’t know where to find one

[@Just_talksick]

​@@davidpazmino_I'm glad you're interested. You're bound to find one in ebay or other such international shipping sites. Much love❤

[@madzinnit4552]

BRO AS A CLARINET PLAYER I CRINGED SO HARD 💀💀💀💀

[@alextodoroki5866]

Honestly mood tho 💀

[@ElixifyYT]

Now I see why squidward was struggling for all these years

[@ChimkensNuggyarrrrr]

Squidward is the best clarinet player in the universe, not a single person or fish is even close to how good he is.

[@TheBrightSide101]

I was waiting for you to loose your guitar pick in it 😆

[@XOXOSUNNYBEE]

Is that a pro one cause the one I have doesn’t look like that

[@oscarperalta3099]

Bro has every instrument in his house

[@Black_CattXD]

Any other band kids get absolutely triggered when he called them buttons (As a clarinet player myself, this is quite accurate 😂)

[@Chu_Nyanning]

24 y/o woman who stopped playing flute in 7th grade: flute superior by far.

[@PizzaRoleVR]

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[@coleywoley2374]

His black face for every video tutorial bit is perfection

[@samuelsgachaworld2.010]

Do Shamisen next

[@jrobgaming2735]

that squidward joke was crazy

[@trulyxae8305]

man I was waiting for this, as a clarinet and guitar player you are now one of us

[@R_D3rpyy]

As a clarinet player, I appreciate this

[@lukeswan8004]

As a larger kid growing up, they slapped me on bass clarinet instantly and im so glad they did

[@ashley.rice2016]

As a clarinet player ive never seen something so true yet so hurtful lmfao

[@fuziesokz]

been playing for 5 and holy shit this videos hurts me, makes me laugh, and makes me say “real” all at once

[@Im-am-airish]

Its really easy when you practice every day

[@EternalAnkh]

And you're already almost as good as Squidward. The only professional clarinet player.

[@G.h.o.s.t-mi2dc]

I'm betting this guys biggest wish is for a golden clarinet that only play beautifully.

[@dynomitecentury]

I miss my clarinet days. What I don’t miss are those damn reeds

[@Mr.Kouch01]

Wait till’ he gets a bassoon, that’s where hell begins

[@somerandompersonofficial]

as an ex clarinet player this is so real 😭 its like a more complicated recorder- easy to learn but hard to actually be good at

[@Ergi_Knalpot]

Squidward : Fantastic

[@cpt.hatemonger1950]

"The only professional clarinet player I can name is Squidward." Benny Goodman wants to know your location.

[@ruined_maze1370]

Trust me, the ONLY professional clarinet player you need to know is Squidward. Be proud my fellow Squidwards

[@addisonwyson]

I started clarinet in school but I swear to God if I didn't I'd probably be like this, I actually didn't even want to join the band but it was one of the best times of my life, I was able to do normal band, jazz band, and even marching band. It was great

[@GypsyHeartRose]

Learning to play any instrument is difficult, but worth it if you can figure it out

[@jadaw644]

His blank face when watching the video gets me every time. 😂

[@tylers6300]

always the added touch of the b flat instead of b

[@kenbonds7195]

“Was that jazz?” Had me on the floor for a good minute

[@IPlayVR477]

That high pitched sound after he said I think I finally got it got me laughing

[@dusheyo6769]

Marty Schwarz can play everything, like damn

[@user-gz6bp5cq8o]

"Was that Jazz?😮" Got me😂😂

[@shadowhenge7118]

As a child clarinet player... the feels.

[@La_3clipse]

The fall at the beginning 😂 Literally me-

[@vintagekayak3407]

Holding a clarinet makes me feel like a pirate 😂

[@ThatGuyWhoGotToast1]

Me thinking of squidward 💀 Then seeing a person looking at him in the back ... 💀💀💀

[@SqueakerBunny]

I didn't knew clarinets were so big. Cartoons always make it look like they are about the same size as a recorder

[@-GOstar-]

The reed thing is so true. Even after 6 years of playing, I still can't ever fully tell

[@brokentoaster999]

"Can't tell if the reed is aligned or not" Bruh RELATABLE i played the clarinet for 8 years and the whole time i thought my teacher was an all seeing mage.

[@devilsadvocate.]

And remember, Squidward didn't have a computer. He had to figure it out on his own.

[@shadowslayer8203]

The way he tried to put the clarinet together in the beginning hurt my soul 😂

[@fspalma7578]

Bro really played the smoke alarm beep in the start😭

[@luksperks]

Clarinetist: “This thing has so many buttons!” Bassoonist:

[@derin647]

You forgot about the part where you absolutely annihilate the cork on the bridge

[@yursor]

It has been 15 years since I have played the clarinet and seeing this reminded me of the smell and taste, memories are weird

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

You should also soak the reed by holding it in your mouth while you assemble the clarinet so that it's soft when you want to play. And when you want to punctuate your notes, tap your tongue lightly to the tip of the reed like you're making a "t" sound

[@Gretri17]

I played this instrument in band during middle and high school. Good times man

[@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilled]

As a person who used a clarinet back in 2018-2022, I can confirm this was HELL

[@weswess973]

"Was that jazz??" LMAOOOO🤣🤣🤣

[@ksd12345100]

He’s right about squidward. He’s the only one I know too.

[@Crescent_bonbon]

Me personally as a bass clarinet player, this is hilarious 😭😭🤠

[@shadowseige___5604]

I learned to play clarinet in 6th grade. It was so much fun and when I started competing with my classmates I eventually became top player in my class which was cool

[@Insurgent2861]

I remember when i was playing the clarinet in school it always makes me laugh when i remember it i fell asleep during a lesson and woke up to the teacher praising me for holding it at a 45 degree angle