The waffle maker was the most important part of the story, lol. In all seriousness, I really liked the progression in this one. It felt very natural. Keep up the wonderful work, Velvet!
@TheYounglingSlayer8 ай бұрын
Not exactly sure how I was assigned a roommate when I'm the highest ranking officer in this fleet, but I guess I'm stuck with her. I'll take the couch tonight, but it's still MY bed!
@whatever_you_do_Mirage_no8 ай бұрын
Anakin are you forgetting about me? Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi ring a bell?
@clonewarsenthusiast57118 ай бұрын
@@whatever_you_do_Mirage_noGoodness! How dare he forgot his master!
@EmmaTheSmol8 ай бұрын
love all your comments they make every video even better
@Wolfer135798 ай бұрын
What happened to Padmè?
@JaredSmith2.06 ай бұрын
Well, you ARE the highest ranking member on the fleet, and you ARE on the council, but we never gave you the rank of master.
@thomasthecrunkengine35128 ай бұрын
100% when she talked about fighting a big leafy guy I thought she squared up with the Jolly Green Giant 😆
@DefrostedChicken8 ай бұрын
“Tsundere tomboy delinquent guardian angel”, bro is collecting tags like they’re Infinity Stones
@VanillaVelvetAudio8 ай бұрын
Gotta hit all those juicy, juicy keywords! ✌️
@holopilot22418 ай бұрын
“That’s a plan, I don’t do those” has to be the most I have ever related to an asmr script, lol. Excellent work, Velvet!
@pjnoonan22118 ай бұрын
Most accurate drunk friend audio ever. XD
@anomanderrake6548 ай бұрын
Legend says she was cast out of heaven after eating all the angel food cake.
@valleyard86748 ай бұрын
"Are you sure she can take care of him?" "Take care of him? Ah, you didn't read his file right? It's the opposite, he'll basically be a role model." "Shouldn't that be... another angel?" "Well... It's not like she really likes other angels to be fair... So... a human..." Great stuff 40:11 fish
@ZayZenBlaze8 ай бұрын
Sounds like a fun twist on a guardian Angel as far as I’m concerned! My take is, as long as she still genuinely cares about us and wants to see us succeed, then she’s fine in my book. Sounds like something akin to a messy roommate who may not look it, but generally means well. Plus, the summary makes me think (in certain ways) of a certain anime about unconventional angels. ^_^
@IronPiedmont8 ай бұрын
This was a certified buddy chicken moment! Every moment of this audio just screamed PRECIOUS! Great work, Velvet!
@AC-sj5rj8 ай бұрын
Haven't got the time to listen but just wanted to say i really appreciate these long audios they fill the asmr stomach real good, the tomboy voice is also one of my favorites
@simplydave96498 ай бұрын
I like this one. No romance build-up or any of that, just two dorks being homies and being intimate.
@HanMestov8 ай бұрын
Tsundere tomboy delinquent and an angel to boot? Checking off the entire list here
@primrosevale19958 ай бұрын
Pepper: * _Pointing out my picture in my high-school yearbook and saying how cute I was_ * Me, who was never in my high-school yearbook: 😐 Seriously though this was wonderfully performed, you really make it clear just how bad a place she is at the start and how her time spent with the listener has improved both of their lives. You give real credence to the natural growth of their friendship, and the smugness and sharp banter they have just makes you smile. Great job on this one!
@TigerBlacks8 ай бұрын
Naaawwww, so damn sweet, im melting away, right now o:
@theunskilledshinigami76238 ай бұрын
That's a lot of character tropes in one package. I don't have nearly an hour to spare right now, but I'll save this to my watch later.
@ProblematicHuman8 ай бұрын
She is perfect and I want an angel just like her. Wonderful audio
@CaliburnVT8 ай бұрын
This one is crazy good, funny as hell. As always love your work Vel, and fantastic job. (Congrats on 60k)
@that1otherJake8 ай бұрын
Of freaking course my guardian angel is a sarcastic pothead. That explains how I'm so accident prone. 😂
@MrSHADOWANGEL9998 ай бұрын
A truly heavenly fall
@christiansilva75788 ай бұрын
This one is one of my new favorites, for sure.
@moussacamara9098 ай бұрын
As a fan of Tensou Sentai Goseiger,I enjoyed this
@yukirosolaras30438 ай бұрын
My dog was named Pepper. This was nice. Thank you.
@retromcrad35794 ай бұрын
This is what I think, what my guardian angel would be really like
@zackihen49058 ай бұрын
She might've fallen from grace... But hopefully before long she'll fall into my arms! Congratulations on 60k Subscribers! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@josephbrown47688 ай бұрын
These titles are just awesome. >tsundere tomboy delinquent guardian angel I love it when we throw the internet at the wall and stick the landing. 😅 Great work Vanilla. 👏
@IZAAK-ZK8 ай бұрын
Tsundere tomboy? If I learned anything here, that’s Vel’s natural element.
@johnnivek96538 ай бұрын
Honestly if given the opportunity to toke up with an angel I'd take them up on it in a heartbeat.
@samwise1348 ай бұрын
This gives me major P&SwithG vibes and I’m digging it
@Anonymous-o6t6p8 ай бұрын
Yippee i love long audios
@izzyheimburger33136 ай бұрын
The Donkey quote at the end
@teamdizy6607 ай бұрын
“Hey I can be proud down here” Ehhhhh, more or less
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
Prideful jerks are a dime a dozen down here, so she'll be fine, I think. She may even get bored with feeling proud of herself!
@erikohman22947 ай бұрын
Dang, the charm!
@Im-Cyber8 ай бұрын
Yo an hour of tomboy content? And Vel's tomboy content? That's the best kind!
@user-ik2om4nv7s7 ай бұрын
"Blaze it up" Angel offerin to sling that green like they in cheech and chong. Respectable.
@mikevthewispКүн бұрын
I burst out laughing to onion ring on my head 🤣
@flannelmcdaniel8 ай бұрын
The onion ring line was honestly kinda funny
@Pickled_Jar8 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for reading my script! I think this turned out awesome, and your little tweaks made it even better. Hell yeah heaven is unionized lmao. However the thought that they're not allowed to have stuffed animals makes me sad lol.
@TheDirestraits918 ай бұрын
Great audio as always ❤
@derbartschmied8 ай бұрын
Hellyeah, Tsundere tomboy Delinquent Guardian angels are my favorit! How did you know 😂
@snipsnip37978 ай бұрын
This was SO GOOD
@jdoe40408 ай бұрын
Crying women/angels get me every time.
@ghostlightningboi56188 ай бұрын
Vanilla Velvet pre human incarnation. 💗💫🧿🕊
@Tom_Nu8 ай бұрын
Excited to listen to this later! Thank you VV
@zambekiller8 ай бұрын
This is a fine living arrangement you want a devils kiss margarita? Or something else
@rickmcqueen97608 ай бұрын
This was really really good. Love the accent by the way. 😂❤😊
@thegentlemen67298 ай бұрын
So shes a fallenish angle that needs help getting back into heavan kinda. Now the question is does she want to go back?
@ArceusZer0358 ай бұрын
💚 These are gonna be the best waffles, especially because we get to enjoy them together. 💚
@alaskadoesnothaveigloos90528 ай бұрын
I want these waffles she keeps talking about
@Echo2-28 ай бұрын
Same
@Liliumlovecraft8 ай бұрын
I have a strange feeling that this is just vel being vel
@Undocumented_almond8 ай бұрын
Little does she know we're actually allergic to waffles
@burningfox42528 ай бұрын
Thats alot of setup for a shrek reference XD gereat work❤
@t-r-e-x4528 ай бұрын
I need this. Really need this. Story time. Our house is over a hundred years old. It's got an old heater that has a broken wire. We need to call someone to come fix it. However, the room in the basement is an absolute mess with a bunch of junk. So for the past 3 days, it's been nothing but. . . . clean, clean, clean. And I have 0 mental energy to do any of my projects. I have autism. I'd rather be doing my projects than cleaning. I hate cleaning! Yesterday, I almost made a dumb decision of cancelling my projects and handing them over to someone else. But a good friend of mine had this to say to me- "You listen to me. There are going to be times where family and personal life come first. It may not be fun all the time, but family is as crucial as your passions. When my mother died, I put a temporary shut down on ALL of my projects in order to heal. And I'm also handling other stuff with family at the moment too, like bills and driving lessons. Besides, you clearly put a lot of passion into your stuff. So I strongly advise you put your stuff on a temporary hiatus so you can focus on helping out with your family. And when things have calmed down and you have regained your energy, you can go back to your projects. It would be a complete waste to just give it up all because of personal things interfering constantly." That kick in the ass is what I needed. So my projects are on ice (XD) until the situation is fixed. Crushes during high school, huh? Um. . . . there was more than one girl I had a crush on back in my freshman year. How many? Well. . . less than a hundred but more than 2. And how many did I end up going out with? 0. Reasons: 1. Taken 2. Focus on education 3. Not interested 4. Some combination of 2 # 3.
@RX-0ASMREnjoyer8 ай бұрын
She's a guardian angel, she's supposed to protect me, not to make me want to protect her
@Duncan_Burtt8 ай бұрын
Love the Shrek reference!
@finnishthefinnish4158 ай бұрын
who doesnt like a protector who kinda half asses the protection part
@GregPrice-ep2dk8 ай бұрын
She may not be a perfect angel, but she's OUR angel. The other angels can go to the Hot Place!
@tylerferguson31938 ай бұрын
Hope you'll have a good day c:
@lolno-e2y7 ай бұрын
"Hah take thaf Gabriel" *Me proceeding to get Ultrakill flashbacks*
@DomainofInsanityA1138 ай бұрын
Heeyyyyy, don't make fun of my halo!! Angels need a snack now and then too..
@BirdieSenpai8 ай бұрын
Guardian Angel roommate? She is going to get so sick of how much I recite Scripture to her and describe her own responsibilities and behaviors to her and why she shouldn't get rid of my boss even though I really want her to. That woman is the only bad thing about my job. Also, my high school yearbook won't do her any good, considering I hit my max height of 5'9" when I was eight years old and have looked the same since I was thirteen. Biblically-accurate empathy training would be a specialty for me; that stuff's been my bread and butter for a quarter of a century! Also, love the Shrek reference at the end, lol.
@Jinto0216 ай бұрын
The fact that Pepper doesn’t mention Peanut Butter as a waffle topping made me laugh.
@yandereneko55238 ай бұрын
Ah yes nothing but Neko, his delinquent guardian angel, and a fort of neko's plushies standing in between them.
@MR_Angelgd8 ай бұрын
Ima make sure in a year she no longer my roommate😭 She sounds perfect ngl 😭
@kristhetankhunter27308 ай бұрын
Very nice!!!!!!!
@chasepalestrant12648 ай бұрын
dude needs to get a waffle maker like you have a friend who wants to make waffles.
@FatYajirobe8 ай бұрын
This audio was actually all an elaborate set up to make a donkey reference.
@Pickled_Jar8 ай бұрын
I can neither confirm nor deny.
@ASMR-sq4bp8 ай бұрын
Pepper: "No way!!" Me: "Yahweh."
@Punny_Guy8 ай бұрын
i want waffles now XD
@stuntranger748 ай бұрын
Can’t…, stop…, laughing!!!! I ❤️ pepper❣️ I ❤️ this video❣️❣️ thank you so much velvet, you made my day❣️❣️❣️ ❤️
@logans85176 ай бұрын
Pepper: tomorrow I’ll make you 🧇. But tomorrow never came. So the dear listener sits in eternal darkness waiting for the cosmic entity to fall back into a sound slumber so they can be graced with the best cat shaped waffles that a mortal can dream of. The taste of said waffles said to be the start of the great syrup war mythed to be still splitting angle kind
@viaxxl6 ай бұрын
Damn bro 😢
@sgtdeadwolf80155 ай бұрын
We eat pancakes in this house!
@Ghostofpast8 ай бұрын
15:26 Must.... not... elooooope
@soralantern30737 ай бұрын
So what do I have to do to get my own Angel Wings?
@VanillaVelvetAudio7 ай бұрын
I think if they don't come equipped standard off the assembly line, you're out of luck. But I hear halos can be acquired through good deeds and such!
@mr.vesper56598 ай бұрын
Oh well you're perfect love so don't worry
@clipityclappers80858 ай бұрын
08:49 oh shit im being called out. 😅
@branwe55578 ай бұрын
😊❤
@cristianaforbes73304 ай бұрын
(Exclaimer this is all a joke of what I'm about to say) An angel In all knowing being Crafted Help those go to their afterlife and you call them Pepper
@theneonlights17888 ай бұрын
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@SooshiRole8 ай бұрын
absolutely cackled at the last second shrek reference 😭😭
@lol-22478 ай бұрын
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one😊 this is where the fun begins 🫂 i think both fit here