"You're seeing a knockout tonight" *proceeds to get absolutely flatlined* Truly, a man of his word.
@washoywa Жыл бұрын
W
@kayvonweinstein8965 Жыл бұрын
spoiler alert
@DAVIDMATEICO Жыл бұрын
lol! poor dude, the two fights he suffers the same.
@tulanitau Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I’m rolling on the floor
@Kodakcompactdisc Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 🤣🤣
@TheHumanX7 Жыл бұрын
I always worried that drinking and not having a routine wouldn’t get me far in life. Then I watched this show, now I have hope. Thanks Papa Dana
@Eriklight Жыл бұрын
Reading this comment when you’re really high makes it even funnier 😂
@WAHYUHDEHPON Жыл бұрын
@@Eriklight 🤣
@user-by6yc8yl7v Жыл бұрын
When the 'fight' is made up of 3 hits per fighter the sky is the limit as far as how much/many substances you can consume daily as part of your training program.
@oddadder5530 Жыл бұрын
Me too im the whole day drunk i want to be on the slap show i can do it .
@cliffardissac03 Жыл бұрын
Gonna reach heights one day bruh!! Congrats 🤣😅
@liamdavidson4382 Жыл бұрын
Mannn the whole "I do this for my kids" vibe is so hilarious 😂 I wanna show a good example for my kids (gets slapped unconscious)
@jamesgordon177 Жыл бұрын
legit its actually mental that these people ever think their kid would respect them, id be thinking fuck my father is a goofball./
@robertmathews4917 Жыл бұрын
Its a legit $$$$ sport now
@j.p.1967 Жыл бұрын
You must not have kids
@frigmasterxd697 Жыл бұрын
The money? They meant the money?
@Sim-po1mc Жыл бұрын
@@jamesgordon177 yeah i would think the same about my son if he had a youtube name like yours... talking shit is for free
@Mank159 Жыл бұрын
9:43 my guy walking into a random closet had me crying 😂😂
@SteveMcClaren98 Жыл бұрын
Slap drunk
@ronitchodhray Жыл бұрын
Brain damage
@asagarama4708 Жыл бұрын
"follow the camera"
@tokyoz_wld Жыл бұрын
i cackled at that lmfaooooo
@IsaiahLove7773 ай бұрын
Editors are phenomenal
@Michaelcmorris1988 Жыл бұрын
Truly the most intellectual of sports. The strategic planning of chess mixed with the balletic feints and rhythms of fencing. Dana has outdone himself.
@dubbkenobby6542 Жыл бұрын
Went for a top comment but you tried too hard bro better luck next time
@StueyBid Жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is palpable my friend… Well done. 😂
@Sim-po1mc Жыл бұрын
yet you talking about "intellectual of sports" on this kind of sport... you sound smart bro and funny and not at all biased by top G BS, who doesnt love some sarcasm
@BigRed-MWA Жыл бұрын
Dana keeps calling these brain dead clowns Fighters??? Lol... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🌏 I'm doing this for my kids??? Really? 🤔 Getting dementia an early age and your kids having to push you around in a wheelchair dribbling like An moron??? 🤪😜🤪😜🤤🤤🤤
@mitchvankesteren6771 Жыл бұрын
Trying to get a job writing for Dana? Fuckin nailed it! “These guys are giving it all they have when they walk up to that platform” is honestly the funniest thing I have heard watching this show, as if it’s a skill they have perfected since they were kids
@oggyoggy1299 Жыл бұрын
9:28 “You’re going see a knockout tonight”. It’ll be me in about 1 minute
@meatmanjoe7560 Жыл бұрын
Whoever made the thumbnails got me every time. This is the best comedy show of the year.
@calamorta Жыл бұрын
They know what they're doing and I love it lmao
@tylerfabian5552 Жыл бұрын
The recovering heroine addicts 😂
@user-by6yc8yl7v Жыл бұрын
It's clearly the most expensive/early April fools joke to ever air
@Lollerskittle Жыл бұрын
100%
@mikeconlon3246 Жыл бұрын
LOL when Trujillo was walking down the corridor and tried to go in the wrong door. "no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, no, follow the camera" best moment of the season.
@Pimpjit85 Жыл бұрын
@User actually @9:40 when he goes on about his confidence and picks a random door to walk through LOLLLL
@vb6548 Жыл бұрын
That door led to Narnia, when he came back he had powered up
@pops9087 Жыл бұрын
the 'what do i do?' is what got me LOL
@YourMajesty7336 ай бұрын
He forgot what he was doing and where he was going
@mjaatpriory Жыл бұрын
Love this episode. Dana admitting the coin toss is essentially the deciding factor and a fighter saying a guy can walk off the street and beat the champ, what a ‘sport’!
@persistenttradinggroup3934 Жыл бұрын
It’s not the deciding factor but it’s a huge fact…well actually no, that’s probably true 😂
@damotheman4196 Жыл бұрын
"my thinking is not accurate and I shouldn't rely on my understanding" 😂 that was a brilliant line.
@rianah4656 Жыл бұрын
Right? So much wisdom in one man 😂😂
@borrachina810 Жыл бұрын
Pls timestamp 😭 was it jesse?
@nonzenz Жыл бұрын
@@borrachina810 it was between 10-18 i think
@jahnix7882 Жыл бұрын
He got it from the Bible. Revelations
@IceColdProfessional Жыл бұрын
15:25
@choolakejinendra9652 Жыл бұрын
Green promised Dana a KO and he delivered a KO, man of his words.
@tateh6045 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@langtryvlogme Жыл бұрын
Take my moony all night
@romelric Жыл бұрын
Slept like been working 80 hours
@furiangaming1500 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
@pacodibolo Жыл бұрын
The guy is on the fast track to CTE.
@damotheman4196 Жыл бұрын
"kiss your wife for me" 🤣 "not for me but for yourself" mans got confused but cleared it right up.
@sebastionjunior4125 Жыл бұрын
Lmao that started off as an insane insult to just a kiss on the cheek insult lool
@persistenttradinggroup3934 Жыл бұрын
Lmao I heard that, thought I heard that wrong 😂
@dominic6316 Жыл бұрын
This is the best new comedy series I've seen in years!
@user-by6yc8yl7v Жыл бұрын
It's an early April fools joke
@IsaiahLove7773 ай бұрын
Classic entertainment
@zac6035 Жыл бұрын
Every week us fine gentlemen gather here for another episode of Alcoholic Slap Championships. Love you degenerates ❤
@IsaiahLove7773 ай бұрын
Love you too papi
@Emmanuel-xv2ob Жыл бұрын
We dont know how lucky we are are viewers....we get to see brain damage in slow motion!! Thanks Dana.
@Overclockthis Жыл бұрын
"He got knocked the FUCK OUT" Yea no shit. That is what happens when you just stand there and accept a full on blow to the face. I love this shit hahahha
@Blythmag Жыл бұрын
This has to be the best thing on KZbin atm,look forward to each Sunday for the new episode..SLAP
@StueyBid Жыл бұрын
Sarcasm…..? 😳
@Aristocat-123 Жыл бұрын
Your parents are siblings. 100%
@Jaggerx33 Жыл бұрын
@@StueyBid cause it’s so ridiculous lmao and the way these men take it so seriously snd call themselves “fighters” is entertaining
@rowancooper3403 Жыл бұрын
I like how they keep the guy who gets blind drunk in the house and causes trouble. Makes the show interesting
@Wb94_ Жыл бұрын
Every time I hear the words ‘slap Jesus’ I burst out laughing
@B4NKST4Z Жыл бұрын
He's Olso known on the street as Crack Jesus
@paulsedyps84 Жыл бұрын
everyone with long hair these days is Jesus
@brandonsimpson1394 Жыл бұрын
This is so ridiculous and terrible, I love it 😂
@woodland5325 Жыл бұрын
"Who knew that getting slapped in the Face would bring me greatness" Jesse Nutting the legend
@brianmoatlhodi8444 Жыл бұрын
Men of culture, we meet again for our weekly ritual! "Right on one... SMACK!!"
@carson3811 Жыл бұрын
I watch this to get technique incase I need to improve my pimp slap if any of my hoes get out of line.. Dana has fucked hundreds of women even famous fighters Rhonda rousey being won.. but his pimp slap keeps his wife loyal.. she got angry after Dana was caught txtn another woman at new year.. but after he pimp slapped her put her in line.. she went public saying it was her fault Dana is a great husband.. now that's the power of a good pimp slap 😂😂😂.. I'd never hit my Mrs that's a scumbag move I'm 6ft2 she's 5ft1 and I have two big son's that love there dad and mom.. don't want to loose that by slapping the shit out the women that gave birth and looks after my children.. or end up in jail
@BullyBoxer Жыл бұрын
Still can’t stop watching it.😂
@ASAL2022 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ianstacey4789 Жыл бұрын
I find it funny how they kept the guy walking into the wrong room 😂
@ПавелРемянников Жыл бұрын
Every time they slap I watch Forrest Griffin's face, hilarious😂
@mikeconlon3246 Жыл бұрын
i'm like what the f~ck are you doing there Forest? don't associate yourself with this Ultimate Slapper sh!t.
@ghrocker99661 Жыл бұрын
That's not his name though?
@Jaggerx33 Жыл бұрын
@@mikeconlon3246 it may fall under his contract with UFC
@mikeconlon3246 Жыл бұрын
@@Jaggerx33 from what i understand Forrest runs the PI. i'm sure hes doing it because Dana asked rather than a contractual obligation. but still, i just don't like seeing so many faces that are deeply linked to the UFC on the show. i don't really mind the show, for what it is, but i mind that.
@gordonmarshall52 Жыл бұрын
That dude that turned into Mike Tyson when he saw he was no#2 in the rankings😂😂😂😂😂. Tryna 🥊 everybody😂
@AspekBeats Жыл бұрын
I feel like rick and morty watching Interdimensional Cable witnessing this
@realocwon3256 Жыл бұрын
Theres nothing more entertaining on youtube right now 😭 the house fights keep me crying LOL
@IsaiahLove7773 ай бұрын
I know right. "Here's 3 gallons of alcohol. Have a great night!"
@user-by6yc8yl7v Жыл бұрын
Azael has now been thrown off his feet and across the room by a single push twice now. He's 2 for 2 in 2 episodes for looking like a punching bag full of empty liquor bottles
@Xceloverdose Жыл бұрын
He's the quintessential neighbourhood drunk pain in the ass. It's kinda sad, really. He definitely has had his share of beatings in the past for sure. I'm betting that he's kicked out of the show within 3 more episodes, tops.
@rowanmichaels1562 Жыл бұрын
I see that Forrest is improving on his resume.
@smookie2351 Жыл бұрын
He probably cleans Dana's toilets too
@latinheat9454 Жыл бұрын
@@smookie2351 that UFC money done ran out.. had to get a normal job from the boss himself 😂😂
@smookie2351 Жыл бұрын
@@latinheat9454 it's like uncle dana feels sorry for him so he said oh u can be a catcher on my new show. To most it would be an insult but to Forrest its an honour. Lol
@ghrocker99661 Жыл бұрын
Is Forrest Griffin not Forrest's real name? This dude's name is something totally different
@Jaggerx33 Жыл бұрын
@@latinheat9454 he still works for UFC tho
@veganelduderino9392 Жыл бұрын
This is soo stupid but yet I can't stop watching 😅
@arisplugis5197 Жыл бұрын
this sport one day will be most popular in Olympics! mark may words. these are incredible athletes with a lot of courage.
@gustavonanarosales2629 Жыл бұрын
Azael the ultimate heel 😂😂😂😂
@truthtalker_ Жыл бұрын
I am rooting for him🤣🤣.
@codyduignan4266 Жыл бұрын
@truthtalker I'm rooting for someone breaking his jaw 😂
@Dune44 Жыл бұрын
He’s a bad man! 😂
@Geezerman20.20 Жыл бұрын
They really need to introduce a skill element into deciding who goes first whether its who hits hardest on a machine or a 100m race anything which is not just pure luck ...
@BullsDeepHook Жыл бұрын
A quick best 2 out of 3 rounds of Rock paper scissors, would be a better option than the coin toss.
@haydenroyer Жыл бұрын
Thumb War to decide who goes first! Rock pepper scissors is to cliche, a good ol hand in hand thumb wrestln match would also add to the missing skill element and intensity on the show haha
@jonascreations2119 Жыл бұрын
I just realize.... Dana must've get Will Smith to promote this sport.... He just fits perfect
@laurentiutopliceanu1036 Жыл бұрын
Jesse recovered and continued the match like a beast !
@type1jake908 Жыл бұрын
"I'm a dawg, dawg" - some dude with a drinking problem, 2023
@stephenpaddy3131 Жыл бұрын
So much taught and brains has gone into the training. These guys are so intelligent. Respect
@michaelchimenti7570 Жыл бұрын
This is sarcastic right lol
@B4NKST4Z Жыл бұрын
@@michaelchimenti7570 I'm afraid he isn't 😂
@mrcherrytits Жыл бұрын
*thought.
@johnrussell7811 Жыл бұрын
Brain damage isn't an issue, it's the loss of hearing & TMJ damage.😊
@StraightouttaBristol Жыл бұрын
Power Slap is my new favourite thing on KZbin. Thank you MR WHITE
@voetbal12 Жыл бұрын
New rule: Backhands are allowed!
@NOSD389 Жыл бұрын
the art of slaping: Hit and get hit
@StueyBid Жыл бұрын
And that is about as far as this shit can go mate.
@vcucoc41222 ай бұрын
Pretty much 😂
@fearlessjoebanzai Жыл бұрын
Forest Griffin knew that he'd made it when he was asked to catch men on Power Slap!
@ThePythonGuy Жыл бұрын
Follow the camera 😂😂😂😂😂 Guy almost walked into a broom closet 😂😂😂😂
@emranmaiko8993 Жыл бұрын
It feels like more of a reality show then a sport 😅 but still entertaining
@calamorta Жыл бұрын
That's due to the format of the show tbh. The Ultimate Fighter also works like this. It's pretty much this show, but MMA.
@FilipCordas Жыл бұрын
I think we all know who to thank for this. Johnson and Johnson, Purdue Pharma and Pfizer for creating the opioid crisis without them you would not be able to get anyone be part of this great sport.
@me.1475 Жыл бұрын
"kiss your wife for me you hear me" lol
@dragonjay7277 Жыл бұрын
For me, not for yourself.
@joshautree8698 Жыл бұрын
Any body else just Fast forward to the slaps
@woodland5325 Жыл бұрын
You miss the comedy that way
@NooDLES411911 Жыл бұрын
I do. Although I do skim through to see any drunken shenanigans.
@vcucoc41222 ай бұрын
@@woodland5325facts 😂😂😂
@rangozilla6274 Жыл бұрын
When winning the coin toss gets you a 100% increased chance of winning 🤦♂️
@farzanaelsyed Жыл бұрын
Not really, if you can't hack the slap, you weren't able to hack it 2nd time or 3rd time around
@cliffardissac03 Жыл бұрын
Green was man of this words!! Didn't disappoint Mr.Dana!!!
@rowanmichaels1562 Жыл бұрын
Their parents must be so proud.
@1.21gigawatts2 Жыл бұрын
I hate that I enjoy this show but I can't help it. It's like watching a car crash, you just can't look away.
@Kraterlandschaft Жыл бұрын
39:53: The fact this guy's last name is nutting is close to being unreal.
@alszgambino Жыл бұрын
I was having a bad day.. Thanks for cheering me up 😂
@lkmjin Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail- Dana in his head: "good technique, i can use that"
@B4NKST4Z Жыл бұрын
The greatest trick the devil(Dana) ever played was convincing the world that this is a sport 😂
@johnnybravo6951 Жыл бұрын
_"My legs are fine, it's just my head and my cheek"_
@langtryvlogme Жыл бұрын
Hope this channel grows a lot
@lkmjin Жыл бұрын
Like their cheek nerves
@crazypato3752 Жыл бұрын
Uncle Dana doing side quest missions at this point in his video game life lol
@anthonycukier1807 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is when they say:" Way to eat it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ASAL2022 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cheffvortivask6762 Жыл бұрын
sucks when you watch as soon as its out, half the fun is reading the comments
@TheNorthernmunky Жыл бұрын
This is hands down the best shit I have ever seen on KZbin! This needs to make it to the damn Olympics!!
@thefranchize3445 Жыл бұрын
The majority of the matches are essentially won with a coin toss. They’ve gotta switch up the order, so the person who doesn’t go first, gets the next 2 slaps consecutively. That dudes probably got staff infection, or hepatitis of some sort. It’s gotta be a blood type of issue as they aren’t putting him in isolation.
@abduljawadsafi8203 Жыл бұрын
wesley was hit three times, two times with the wrist and he even exclaimed that his wrist is in pain. the third one wesley got hit in the eye. But they don't miss wesley's foot :D way to go dana.
@persistenttradinggroup3934 Жыл бұрын
I thought for sure that was clubbing, apparently they haven’t defined clubbing yet and just kind of wing it
@Andy-young420 Жыл бұрын
Get the KZbinrs involved in this, watch them spark eachother 👋
@kpr3xd792 Жыл бұрын
Now imagine you’re in an argument with a schoolmate and he said “Your dad gets slap in the face for a living”🤣
@curbantula Жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing gladiators in rome do a slap off
@cornerlxrdАй бұрын
“I’ll go to bed” is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dustintaylor6283 Жыл бұрын
Jesse pulling the ol John Dodson face off stance haha
@pedroferreira2062 Жыл бұрын
Show their faces when presenting the rankings, you’re missing an opportunity to better identify and recognize the guys
@jamesdenys9533 Жыл бұрын
This whole thing is a mess lool.. "This let's me know that my thinking is not accurate and I shouldn't lean on my own understanding" this is how I feel tryna figure out these rules every week 😅
@roxaspr5257 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie for me this is just funny to watch 😂
@amoney5820 Жыл бұрын
Verns just been in the slap house drinking Metamucil and hasn't fought yet
@four-twenty4205 Жыл бұрын
Guy tries to fight him while trying to slap him but he punches himself in the face 🤣
@enmanuel1994 Жыл бұрын
The best way to have better resistance at this sport is by not practicing it at all, that's mind 🤯.
@humblebean957 Жыл бұрын
The training sessions are fucking hilarious
@rowan6585 Жыл бұрын
Can't seem to stop watching.
@zimi9 Жыл бұрын
I just noticed Forrest Griffin was one of the officials. He reacted to every slap with 🥴
@jamieeddolls5605 Жыл бұрын
Chris Thomas moves like a cartoon character idk how
@OoVECTORMANoO Жыл бұрын
I wish they'd stop referring to it as a fight. In a fight your able to defend yourself, whatever this is it ain't a fight.
@weweentertainment Жыл бұрын
This slappers and not this fighters 😂😂😂
@arsnotorious Жыл бұрын
I don't want to spoil things... but I'm sensing a Ajay Vern Tilt coming, unless they caught Russell Rivero before boarding his flight. I love this format a few years of this and we should all be familiar with the stars. "HEY, DANA... you're gonna see a knockout tonight!.."🤣😅🤣 He did.. true to his word, he delivered.
@Troyx_ Жыл бұрын
They should definitely train more of a defensive part :P
@brettlord6379 Жыл бұрын
Azael said "You haven't won in the last 6 years" to Archer and it's true. He's 2-7 in MMA last win in 2017. 5 fight L streak
@williamkelly5689 Жыл бұрын
I can never understand his drunk ass haha
@tomwales968 Жыл бұрын
Dana is the kid from toy story and these are his toys
@s1gma1368 Жыл бұрын
Next episode is going to be awesome, Slap Jesus just met his match.
@silva7638 Жыл бұрын
They just showed us how slap jesus lost
@SHRWM Жыл бұрын
When Robert walks through the wrong door 🤣
@zanetruesdale7263 Жыл бұрын
Americans are so lame
@Mr._PigPig7 ай бұрын
Look at those people, look at their smiles, this show must be good.
@alexanderk.5474 Жыл бұрын
"This door?" "Mhh, no, just follow the camera"
@alanflores1814 Жыл бұрын
I'm just see a group of drunk man slapin they're faces, god job Dana 😂
@xpneuma Жыл бұрын
Slap Jesus is he slap version of Tony Ferg 😂
@anthonycukier1807 Жыл бұрын
Lmao at Forrest Griffin's focus in the background 🤣
@FullMetalJesus84 Жыл бұрын
Dana basically admitted that this "sport" is determined by a coin toss ... This shit is the gathering of the juggalos of sport tournaments
@gee3680 Жыл бұрын
This show is like that girl you’ve slept with, and you don’t want anyone to know. That’s what it’s like watching this.
@EZYAUTOWRECKERSSA Жыл бұрын
19:08 The worst coin toss i've ever seen 🤣
@n0ddy6 Жыл бұрын
So basically clubbing only matters when its on the side of the referee. Muniz was clubbing every shot.
@itsmrlowe Жыл бұрын
I’m loving this… can’t wait for ep7
@PittheadX Жыл бұрын
When are Dana and Will debuting?
@RIZONMUSIC Жыл бұрын
follow the camera buddy 🤣🤣 9:38
@allenbarrett6063 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this Dana!!!
@IceColdProfessional Жыл бұрын
The novelty of this sport is going to make it iconic in America.