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[@Arthur_TV]

the fact that chris is able to constantly raise the bar like this despite being very short is a testament to his goat status as a football creator

[@zod4wg]

lmao arthur

[@oliplayz1042]

Hahah

[@hayh6161]

Why u in the vid

[@tmillerii]

chris looks like that dude you want to slap because his face annoys you

[@williamburger1949]

Common Arthur dub

[@arturounabia3062]

Theo took more damage here than JJ during his 2 fights 😂🤣

[@Beyondultragaming]

So true 😂

[@BlessedJT11]

😭😭

[@vijero721]

The thing is this aint even a joke jj barely got touched theo got balls booted at him and also he had a mad sunburn

[@pavelvarlys7145]

They got damaged more when they kicked a football

[@esextafeirayeee9600]

Its funny and even better its the damm truth

[@benreynoldson2310]

I might be drunk but I don't think I've ever laughed as much at a KZbin video than those few minutes where Theo got battered🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@briancutro1609]

Dude literally I couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@ChrisWilliams-ur6sn]

When I say I was crying from laughing to hard I was absolutely dying I couldn’t even see 😂😂😂

[@football.xeditz]

@Deto Qcney football is correct

[@garyang7166]

same

[@chriskeddie4226]

Watching football videos drunk is the best way to watch them

[@thecyclinggk]

Banger after banger 🔥🔥👏👏

[@masonclark9110]

Should of been there Ben

[@ribena545]

love your videos ben

[@liamsmith8335]

You should’ve been in goal mate

[@thomascannaby6751]

Ben that should be your new job film with Chris and be his keeper.

[@MS-do8ht]

goated

[@novacaine8328]

My ribs hurt from laughing at Theo’s demise 😂

[@br7952]

SCOTT STERLING

[@Quinners08]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🫵🫵🫵🥩🥩🥩🏇🏇🏇

[@jaywilliams6250]

I was in tears at the hurt wrist and the foot stomp then the ball kept hitting him 😭

[@codycallahan9821]

@@br7952 i was looking for this comment. so glad someone is cultured

[@lordnignog1688]

Same actually and they never hurt when laughing🤣😂

[@MikeeGavin]

the Scott Sterling commentary, the Jimmy Bullard clip, the fortress freekicks... this is a piece of art. well played.

[@Call_Upon_YAH]

Hmm... these bots actually came 10h after your initial post!

[@Nemesis_SN]

I am shedding tears 21:02 - 22:52 is one of the most hilarious string of events I've seen in a LONG time, this video is pure GOLD!

[@dannyzkool10]

Theo is like a Harry or gib, he's just ridiculously funny without trying hard. He seems like someone u can always laugh with in nights out or just chillin

[@MrJohn0fficial]

Read my name ✨

[@x0cx102]

Yeah theos like that

[@VexFS]

Ahlie 🤣

[@jackgill341]

Have u fell in love mate 😂😂

[@dannyzkool10]

@@jackgill341 maybe lol

[@loading4045]

I swear the editors deserve so much more credit for this video. They truly work with Chris to make videos that are consistently entertaining

[@sultanalhammadi2910]

They are great, well done. But for me personally, I would like it even more if it had less clips/memes.

[@dfgaJK]

@@sultanalhammadi2910 F off 😂, you just can't appreciate true craftsmanship.

[@ellisnorth9745]

@@sultanalhammadi2910 that is Chris’s style though, always have been

[@superpelefan]

Totally agree

[@emlynjones6616]

2

[@Schojay]

The free kicks on the jersey pitch had me in bits 😂

[@ejmadrid7810]

The fact that everyone in the wall got low to avoid getting hit and Theo still takes one had me laugh crying lol

[@shaashsharma8264]

When arthur flicked it into Simons head😂

[@shaonahmed3237]

SAME HERE 😂😂😂

[@pvris2158]

kl zag

[@terryblend]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Virat_Anand]

Honestly...this combination of Chris, Simon, Theo, Reev, Arthur and Harry is so elite. 😂

[@kepozz1429]

what about sharky

[@DoomsdaySlayer]

@@kepozz1429 he’s racist

[@10ml5]

@@kepozz1429 who?

[@kepozz1429]

@@10ml5 sharky

[@10ml5]

@@kepozz1429 who is that?

[@andrewfraser9382]

20:57-22:57 is potentially the funniest 2 minutes of content on ChrisMD's channel. Class

[@VexFS]

100%, haven’t laughed that much in ages. Theo’s just too funny icl🤣

[@ItsMeeJD]

Theo alone in the 2nd half of this video is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a 2022 football/soccer video.

[@dawnr8141]

There is no football, its called soccer

[@vertigo10yearsago25]

@@dawnr8141 cringe American

[@bluey1036]

@@dawnr8141 shush

[@jamalbloodclartsmith2584]

@@dawnr8141 that’s nonce behaviour

[@beard6329]

@@dawnr8141 FACTUAL

[@sharky]

honoured to be a part of the greatest football video to ever be uploaded 😍

[@EreaserNL]

You scored some bangers!

[@SlumberWell]

no problem

[@nitr0723]

shark

[@mbkcsuad3516]

Let's go sharks

[@SMOOTH__________]

@@SlumberWellnigga he ain’t talkin to you☠️🤚😂

[@kerke4639]

The editing on this is superb. The fact that they have at least 1-2 clips for any scenario is insane.

[@nikolastremblay1321]

Too much editing imo. Took away from the video we are supposed to see

[@jim_showi]

@@nikolastremblay1321 thanks for your opinion Nikolas

[@Targetbase]

Yo we need more Sharky in football vids, he's actually class

[@Edwin-ld4md]

it’s crazy how tall beta squad is cuz all this time I thought he was short and now he is as tall as Simon

[@lt8400]

And hes sexy

[@judechauhan6715]

The bit where they all just hit theo was the most I've laughed for a while

[@sillyhairsam217]

OMG same XDD

[@shreygoyal8551]

fr mate xD i couldnt stop i had to pause and then laugh then go at it again and again xDD

[@VexFS]

@@shreygoyal8551 ahlie bro😂😂

[@joe8565]

I feel like Connor just completely binge watches The Inbetweeners every time he’s got to edit a video with Simon in for clips of any character saying ‘Simon’

[@keynesianeconomics4113]

Makes sense. TV show for a generation.

[@BB-pp3ri]

Watching Theo get hit that many times in the wall had me in stitches 🤣🤣

[@damiengonzalez4614]

The nutmeg that Chris hit and only Simon saw @10:03 is just pure class😂 the dab up and Chris licking his lips made it priceless as no one else saw☠️

[@abbix557]

Seeing Theo get hit every second was hilarious 😂

[@jout738]

Theo is the unlucky kid in the wall, when they just put power in the shot and no accuracy, so it just happens to hit Theo every singel time then.

[@DanielKapelus]

The absolute carnage that ensued from 21:00 - 22:50 had me wheezing 🤣

[@dumbmaster100]

Theo: why we’re still here, just suffer

[@JustJekes]

Reeves shot was on purpose look at simon 🤣🤣

[@ethos3320]

22:15 pay back for kevin de bruyne🤣

[@YouTube]

chris really said avengers assemble for this banger 🥶

[@arnethone3220]

bit cringe

[@FlareiOS]

Dawg who’s on this account 💀

[@AmazKan]

hi youtube

[@JaydenOnMobile4]

Lol

[@Cazzagla]

Lol

[@futcrunch]

Theo was a punching bag all video and I loved it 🤣

[@ludonto]

bros wrist got futcrunched

[@aliidriss4138]

Wait what r u doing here?

[@fifa23hd59]

@@aliidriss4138 Hes a fan what do u think?

[@twoalt]

The return of the fortress!😤

[@Elliot14563]

5 hours Ago?

[@myteasgonecoldimwonderingw8561]

@@Elliot14563 your body lightweight speaks to me

[@cell2179]

@@Elliot14563 it was a scheduled premiere. You can comment on them before the video starts

[@kfccan2910]

Love your videos

[@twoalt]

@@kfccan2910 thank you boss!

[@conorbowe]

Big credit to LavAzza for giving them pitch access of The Fortress. What an experience for them.

[@Ronnie-ul5ld]

22:11 KDB finally avenged 🤣🤣

[@watts1881]

The standard of your videos over the past year has been incredible. Props to you for the ideas and execution, props to your editor, the quality is outstanding

[@MrJohn0fficial]

Read my name 😁😍😱

[@nest1c806]

Theo at 21:03 feels like the Scott Sterling of a football free-kick wall

[@rajbir7288]

that’s why they used the scott sterling audio 😭

[@DecArmstrong]

Literally came here to comment that😂😂😂

[@nest1c806]

@@rajbir7288 not gonna lie, I did not even notice that

[@reganharv]

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard as i did at theo getting terrorised by the ball

[@praniethbevanswarnaraj8748]

27:51 a wild Theo in his natural habitat

[@hannespersson8722]

This might be the most well-edited football video ever!👏👏

[@Akr09145]

Init! No one is talking about the cinematography and the editing

[@Grimm66613]

Shame your English isn’t.

[@em_si]

@@Akr09145 There's a lot of comments now appreciating the editing

[@werdumed6665]

feels overdone to me but yeah

[@tomshaw5025]

@@werdumed6665 well you would appear to be wrong mate

[@marksmanGrey]

Harry who is a Chelsea fan wearing an Arsenal shirt in the thumbnail, Chris did him dirty there.

[@nikjost3137]

I mean Harry has worn literally every premier league teams shirt in videos before tbf😂

[@bmfzaid5772]

You must be new here 😂😂

[@hrishiv]

only non arsenal fan wearing the kit

[@unoiamno1694]

Tbh he doesn’t really care about it at all, he wear literally every football jersey

[@marksmanGrey]

@@bmfzaid5772 I remember the days when Harry used to be a City Fan

[@liamthenry80]

That Freekick session on the Sunday League pitch is most I have ever laughed for one of your videos. Pure gold 😂

[@coleruefer9182]

just wanted to let you know I appreciate that cool cut that you did at 0:26. goal didn't move a centimeter and Simons movement was almost perfect

[@coleruefer9182]

I was only 30 seconds in when I said that, I realize now that it is not Simon in goal

[@tigerejd8566]

Ye

[@JimCarryz]

KDB felt a balance in the universe once that ball deflected off Simon’s face

[@Jack-eee]

I’ve not seen any comments about Chris at 10:04 Absolute class

[@zackdyer93]

And the handshake with Simon after 😂

[@leocarey3688]

10:51 was better

[@King-pi8og]

ikr

[@lmablackbird9389]

12:33 Theo's body took a screenshot

[@xhugeeugex8444]

Can we please just appreciate the level of editing in this video.

[@SR0144]

Everyone is appreciating everything at the moment, you’re not the only one

[@handeercel4333]

No

[@bryanel4056]

Too much editing on memes. It gets f boring and cringe

[@dirkdiggler6073]

Cracked up at the malfoy edit. Perfect timing. Then the Simon ones 😂

[@dfgaJK]

#releasethepremierprotimeline

[@Sjr4448]

Need more ChrisMD videos per week

[@joefish488]

Month*

[@00gfrvntdxgtt]

0ng!

[@jeffbryant9380]

@@joefish488 year*

[@callumstockton5872]

definitely remember 2016

[@yadukrishnanp681]

The daily telegraph, the memes, ChrisMD is elite. Shoutout to the editor!

[@HurryUpGrandma]

The editing in these videos are next level

[@lindibuna327]

22:19 Kevin watching this be like I got my revenge!

[@joeyboy077]

The newspaper article at 16:28 🤣 the amount of effort put in to these videos is world class

[@Bugsy-ri9yc]

The newspaper at 16:28 😂

[@TanishqKumar7]

21:24 is the best part CHEEKY simonnn

[@mazjohnston]

Nice to know Chris is still alive hard to spot him these days

[@easetheweeb]

are you saying that because he's a short guy or

[@nathanrichmond3699]

The fact that arthur tried to help theo but still hurt him more is the funniest thing since Liverpool v utd

[@feitfr]

21:30 omg I was dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StinkyywinkyGaming]

Never enjoyed Theo getting the ball booted at him so much before 😂😂

[@maxwelldadzie301]

Chris is genuinely one of the best content creators I’ve ever watched

[@ibby217]

i honestly cant think of anyone else id rather watch over the last years. only ones close imo are logan paul 2020 vlogs and jj/ sidemen 17-19

[@harrysteel6912]

Complete lack of sympathy from Arthur at 22:40 😂

[@juliamyers7368]

Theo is just a magnet for a series of unfortunate events hahaha

[@michaeltrew1788]

This was by far the best video you’ve ever done Chris and team. I have never laughed so much from a football video in my life. You and your team have banged this one! So many amazing clips.

[@GamePsychYT]

Love the vid Chris! Having literally a decades worth of experience playing on some horrendous Sunday league pitches, I always questioned how much of a difference it would make to play on a half decent pitch.

[@aifc0]

These edits have been top class mate! Really enjoyed that

[@petermitchell835]

As a fellow Guern of Harry, I sincerely approve of the Jersey Milk “have it” goal kick, owing to the fact that Guernsey Milk is far superior.

[@kaneturner7205]

anyone see reev meg chris at 10:51 XD

[@Altrd1]

Bro, this editing hits different.

[@andy2172]

Love these masterpieces from, some might say, the best footballer on KZbin. The edits are always on point. Great work guys, hope you had fun.

[@superpelefan]

A Simon vs Chris penalty Shootout at the Emirates immediately followed by a long awaited Jersey vs Guernsey rematch. We have really been treated 👏

[@Barkedd]

Huge respect to the editor, amazing edit, it had you on the edge of your seat. Amazing edit and content from u all!! 👏👏

[@toddgyurke215]

I speak on behalf of everyone, Chris, this is your best KZbin video you’ve ever produced.

[@mark_chrishane07playz51]

theo Baker absolutely impressed me in this video.

[@ephemeraldbd]

10:03 21:00 21:17 22:00 22:11 22:25 23:27 So many elite moments, I love how this video just became people getting injured XD

[@psychoticmaniac1793]

5:47 Harry’s back at it again

[@ndplayzz2409]

5:55 Sharkeys looking a bit different

[@BobbyBobBobby01]

After the video Theo's not gonna be able to sleep well ever again with how much he's had happen to him lol. Also the song in the background and the different moments was amazing such an entertaining video keep it up Chris you're doing incredible!

[@luciadasilva5975]

Sharky’s suu at 10:42 had me dying

[@sionphillips7141]

2:21 That was hilarious totally caught me off guard😂

[@bingqilin2074]

I can’t remember the last time I’ve even slightly lost my voice from laughing until the free kick challenge at the fortress. That whole challenge had me dying 😭

[@diprose]

Loved offspring the intro song. One of my favs!!!

[@jonnylangstaff3547]

Top tier video this the editing was spot on😂😂 and Theo getting hit over and over again had me in stitches😂😂

[@adrianosilvestre8524]

the editing in this video is pristine. amazing, by far one of the better chrismd vids to his regularly and sometimes plainly edited football vids. Cheers chris great one

[@cmp7744]

32 minutes of ChrisMD content as I drink myself into a depression is just what I need on a Friday night

[@connorkleinschmidt3619]

Such an amazing video! Football was great (at times lol), Commentary was hilarious, Editing was spot on. No complaints at all. Keep up the great work!

[@lewisbrear8183]

Very well made video. Chris is upping his game tremendously.

[@SKLL3TR]

the editing on this is beautiful so many small edits only editors can notice a great effort

[@arnawas]

the editing is on point as always chris editors doesnt miss

[@Mikey-zz5ro]

Theo just getting assassinated makes it even funnier

[@Ash27537]

The way that Theo just keeps being hit as a wall is literally hilarious 😂

[@Sanjay-tc6hu]

I like how the comments are saying how they loved the video when it hasnt even premiered

[@LaterGater11]

All the unfortunate things happening to Theo at 21:00 make the video so much better

[@lowenilsson3864]

This may just actually be the most entertaining video i’ve watched. I literally sat on my couch and laughed out loud😂

[@yousmell1433]

The amount of times Theo got hit is mad I've never laughed so hard while tryna be quiet before 😂😂

[@kylecoetzee5014]

This is the funniest video I’ve ever watched in my life. Theo repeatedly getting hit is unbeatable 🤣🤣

[@Juju25118]

24:07 de bruyne has finally had his revenge

[@shortmonk9527]

I can't lie.. the Theo abuse with the face shot to Simon.. had me rolling 🤣 😂 this was jokes

[@extra6839]

31:22 the cow that got milked for it to be volley'd by Harry watching this video like 😐

[@Death96v]

Never thought watching Theo get hit by balls one after the other would be so entertaining lmao

[@Brandonyabannnedddd]

This is gonna be a banger🔥

[@ElijahBickle]

“Shut up malfoy” 😂😂😂

[@OscarCampbell-jw6fg]

14:00 "at nennenaday" - Theo Baker 2022

[@cameronm.2992]

The editing on this was class. Felt like I was watching a movie

[@FinlayyHudlinn9]

During the month he has been gone, I was just hovering over Shannon’s channel

[@ngndn980]

the editors are amazing 🔥 great video chris

[@shadyrys618]

The Editing on Chris Videos is always top notch 🔥🔥❤❤🐐🐐

[@vectormagnitude9770]

7:48 Yo harry Did it again!

[@nicolasgorman2740]

Is anyone going to acknowledge Theo’s comment on 7:27 🤣