President Trump Casually Makes Another Damning Admission: The Daily Show

[@RedsKinDK23]

Trevor Noah has really made this show his own. Which is lucky because I was slightly distraught about Jon Stewarts departure. Trevor was the perfect pick to take up that mantle & a hilarious comical powerhouse in his own right.

[@erikaafernns]

RedsKinDK23 he truly did. I was also sad when Stewart left, but this guy, really made it.

[@Kojak0]

He was handpicked by Stewart.

[@highgeneralblitz2341]

Kojak0 really?

[@twonumber22]

This show only produces legends. How can that be? lol

[@BlueWoWTaylan]

Well he got to thank Trump for giving him the literal ARSENAL of ammunition. I cannot imagine what Jon would've done O.o

[@sindhu023]

I honestly thought that bit about how Macron loves holding Trump's hands was a piece written by Trevor and team. Until he said it was real and my jaw dropped! Trump has officially blurred the line between himself and fake Trump.

[@ButeraMelina]

I read this after he ( Trevor Noah ) said it :)

[@MsMpoint]

who needs sitcoms when you have a president like this one?

[@NicoleReign]

claudia gomez right??

[@aohige]

I pity the Onion writers. Nothing they come up can compete with the Oval office.

[@Phaota]

+claudia gomez Only problem with this sitcom is that it actually impact real people's lives instead of just being something to watch for a laugh.

[@alexiatr]

claudia gomez he has the biggest ratings, nobody has had those ratings. And we say: Sadly it's true😢

[@emotionscomeandgo]

Let me try offering clarity. let's see if late night propaganda comedy & its viewers let this comment stay on top at all. 1) Sessions recused himself because of media hysteria. All he did was shake hands with Russians as a senator. Democratic senators who used the oppurtunity to spread fake news were also later shamed when pictures showed they met the same senators. Loretta Lynch never recused herself even after tarmac meetings, and numerous scandals. Same with Eric Holder and his fast and furious bullshit. Why... Because there was no media hysteria+late night propaganda comedy ripping them apart 2) mueller's special counsel was created by Deputy AG Rosenstein due to the media hysteria over Comey's firing. We later learned Comey himself through leaks wanted the creation of the Counsel. Till date god only knows what the counsel is doing. Are they going to explain Russian "attacks on democracy", investigate collusion, or just probe anything negative on trump to be exposed. Tax payer funded opposition research. His counsel has Clinton foundation lawyers, and even Preet bharara associated idiots. Its getting out of control. 3) The media needs Russia to stay alive. All they have after 7 months is Don jr met with another human being of russian ethnicity for 20 mins in 2016 where it let to talks about adopting Russian Babies. The media uses Russia to censor Pro-trump content. Late night propaganda comedy uses Russia to fill time. The media also uses Russia to paralyze DC and hurt Trump's agenda from going through. The media are DNC lapdogs. Essential facts about Russia never highlighted by the media: i) The 4 intel agencies all said Russia had zero effect on votes or outcome. They all just said Russia hacked Podesta's email acct. ii) FBI already stated vote machines not compromised. iii) Wikileaks released authentic podesta emails giving detailed examples of corruption, deception, and media collusion. The DNC lapdog media censored all revalations. Trump lost the popular vote. Did Russia only hack the electoral vote LOL If Hillary Clinton Won... Russia would never be a story today. Obama himself did nothing... because honestly hacking podesta's inbox is nothing. iv) Hillary clinton sold Russia Uranium. Got billions to her foundation. Bill tripled his speaking fees in Moscow. Podesta has a share in Russian company tied to Putin. Fusion GPS was working with the DNC to hurt Trump on Russia. Hillary's operatives colluded with ukraine for info on Trump. 4) Democrats need Russia because they have no agenda or platform. By somehow making podesta's gmail inbox = democracy they emotionally manipulate the public through hysteria, and dis-information on Russia. So Yes If Sessions did not Recuse No special counsel... media hysteria would have gone nowhere. These are the real facts. As Trump would say... everything else is FAKE NEWS. Period. *Obama was caught on a hot mic moment saying he would be flexibile with Russia post election. Fuck the DNC lapdog media. Fuck Trevor Noah who is a racist, anti-american, and partisan. isn't funny at all.

[@Jangle2007]

Bloody Hell but Trevor Noah is seriously funny.

[@SomeonesLaughing]

God I miss the days where the only outrage over our president was because _he wore a tan suit_ or _wanted Dijon mustard_. The asinine bullshit Trump gets away with is just unbearably sickening.

[@Digitalknifeparty]

Jay Marquel or saluting a marine while having a coffee cup in his hand.

[@raphaelm810]

Non american here. I heard about the Dijon mustard thing with Obama, but idk about the suit thing. Did Fox really rage when he wore a tan suit?? Like wow

[@kaoko111]

Jarrod Raphael Mejia Fox made a lot of bullshit about Obama. He was so meassured, calm and focused that Fox had to scrap the bottom of the barrel. The tan suit is true, also they did notes about he being "unpresidential" because of him puting his feet on his desk or even chewing gum. They were that desperate.

[@raphaelm810]

kaoko111 I remember Sean "Lumpy" Hannity's piece on Obama's Dijon mustard thing. Fucking hilariously desperate. But christ, lol Obama was such a cool and calm guy. Awesome that he was thick skinned enough to just brush off their comments.

[@draconicgaming8706]

Jarrod Raphael Mejia the guy also had a lot of self-deprecating humor. When people did the "Thanks Obama" meme, he took on the meme itself in a video. It's part of the reason we have the correspondents dinner in DC, so that Presidents can get the last laugh at haters by roasting themselves (or to get roasted by comedians, tradition of the event) in a way you can't make fun of them. I mean, how did you expect Obama to use the beginning of the Lion King as his birth video.

[@charlesross9365]

I love that comedians now occasionally have to add "he actually said this" or "this is true, we're not making it up"

[@DrFungus]

I love that comedians don't have to do that anymore. Everybody's now very clearly aware he's a nut job.

[@shiverburn5410]

Lock him up!

[@NicoleReign]

Shiver Burn The funny thing is, he actually has commited crimes and Hillary hasn't

[@lostinthesauce3011]

K D B-b-but HIllary!

[@demcurvs]

K D What? Lol

[@NicoleReign]

Baldur Óðinsson exactly

[@Fifthelement203]

The "fun" in fundamentally unfit to be president 😂😂 #facts

[@marinevet4131]

The Trump impressions get me every time lol.

[@davidblakeslee8190]

Colbert

[@NicoleKe]

Marine Vet Don't know why. It's a horrible impression.

[@ReallyRyan.]

+Keisha Nicole It's the substance of what he says that makes it funny. It's meant to be representational, not an exact impression. Are you a overly sensitive Trumptard or just lacking a sense of humor?

[@Ares-mg2nj]

@@NicoleKe idiot

[@dupreewest6300]

does anyone else think "adoption" is a code word?

[@rblyle382]

Dupree West I thought the same thing! But the trumps are so inept they aren't catching on!

[@datonkallandor8687]

It totally is. They clearly decided during the campaign that "adoption" was what they were calling colluding with russia. Did you notice how he paused before saying "adoption", like he was imagining quote marks? He's just too dumb to realize that we all know what adopation means. It's not a secret anymore you orange fuck. Stop trying to be " clever " .

[@OgbaOgheneOzoro]

No, it probably refers to Russia's response to The Magnitsky Act passed during Obama's presidency. Banning Americans from adopting Russian babies. Putin is maybe offering to lift that ban if Trump repeals the act, thereby allowing his cronies access to their illegal funds. Surprised TDS hasn't touched on something this dark.

[@christieteilmann2348]

i think the pause then Trump saying that their convo was very interesting was the clue that they were talking about something bad, and he paused again to think of something real quick that he thought would sound good to say and what better thing to say than adoption, lol trump doesnt care about any child who is in the situation to be adopted, or anyone else for tht matter, i honestly think his maarrige is some old school type of deall between him and russia bc his wife is from little russia and when you see how they act towards one another looks like a women who was forced to marry a man, atleast i think the way she acts towards him looks like that. i believe this is an plan that they made wayy before he ever ran bc he has always loved russia no matter wat he tries to say and you can bet he has talked to putin many times many yrs before he ran for pres.

[@Doktorlady]

Christie TEILMANN She's not from Russia, she's from Slovenia; =.= they're a different country and speak a different language (slovene, in case you're wondering). Ever hear of a little thing called Google? You can type up a comment sprouting bullshit but you can't type in "Melania Trump" in a search engine? Melania speaks several other languages (Italian, German, English are among them) but Russian (what they speak in "little Russia") isn't one of them. Maybe go out of your way to learn a little bit about the world outside the rock you live under. And by the way "little russia" as you call it is pretty fucking big.

[@brandontherabboat4850]

"If you're digging yourself deeper and deeper into a hole, _stop digging._" -Fred Trump Apparently, DJ Trumpster forgot about _that_ little tidbit from Daddy Dearest.

[@geezymoney3729]

Heracross X the same dude that got arrested at a Klans rally.

[@FallingGalaxy]

That's what comes of leaving him to nannies to raise. He raised himself up a malignant narcissist who literally can't stop being destructive to himself and others.

[@AndersKjeldgaardNielsen]

But but but, how else is he suppose to get the dirt to build the ramp to get up of the hole then?

[@TNM001]

Well, actually, as Earth goes, keep digging and you will come out at the other side....if you don't get crushed and burned on the way through the core... lets seee if he can go through the core ;)

[@hawkeye5955]

@TNM001: He would burst out the other side of the Earth, startling kangaroos, and continue hurtling towards outer space.

[@GrapeappleTree]

actually Macron didn't realise he held Trump's hand that long, after all, Trump's hands are so small, Macron just thought he's making a fist, not realising he's still holding Trump's hand

[@traciemac9533]

Trevor's face at the 5:34 mark was the exact face I made. It's unbelievable Trump still has any supporters. He makes my brain hurt on a daily basis

[@jakej8305]

Just take some advil, it'll make your small brain hurt less.

[@DricaNBeetle]

Noah is awesome! And this show is great. I don't know how it wasn't nominated for an Emmy, again! You rock, Noah!

[@ashiyadelancy]

I think trump is just nuts...

[@NicoleReign]

shy D That makes 7 billion of us

[@heliveruscalion9124]

K D give or take a few thousand

[@drakeman7617]

That's an insult to nuts

[@Dorian_sapiens]

+drake man - I'm pretty bored with the "Trump is X", "That's an insult to X" jokes, but yours was good. I thumbed up.

[@rickt7228]

i think you're fake news

[@noneya4486]

Thank goodness Obamacare will still be around when I have to deal with post traumatic trump disorder (PTTD)

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

You know who doesn't like holding Donald Trump's hands? Melania

[@awesomeguy9573]

Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights Well duh, she wants to hold the hands of a real man

[@ramzabeoulve7333]

rekt hahhaha

[@jhoankhris2857]

good one!

[@jimdandy_one]

*TRUMP ~ PENCE 2020*

[@emes6333]

nd pop

[@jojojanaidio4390]

"I don't know if you noticed, but you are already mine."😂

[@beth_9214]

"Abraham Nixon!" hahahahahaha that was genius!!! 😂😂😂😂 I loved this video!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@aliekamara7992]

Trevor is a great talent.

[@Ryvucz]

I was expecting Trump to say "I like people who don't get cancer". Anyone else?

[@geezymoney3729]

Ryvucz same

[@alexiatr]

Sadly I can't say I can't imagine him saying that.

[@MrMlbfan6]

Give him 1 month he might do it

[@geezymoney3729]

Trump supporters when he "won:" "WOO HOO WE GON BE BILLONAIRS!!!"

[@ЕвгенийСемёнов-в2щ]

To be fair, it's pretty easy - just put the economy down the drain, raise the inflation to 1000% and boom - soon everybody is a billionaire! Just like in Nigeria. Trevor likes to compare Trump to African dictators, so it's not THAT unbelievable too.

[@dorothydotson7154]

Trevor is so funny. Love him!

[@xoco.ozomatli]

Trump says such odd things that I can't tell if the Macron/handholding quote is real without audio proof...

[@Hero1922]

that's how i felt XD, i'm curious to research it but at the same time it's not worth looking into lol

[@lizzytheowl577]

Stephanie Aguilar During that whole thing I was trying to figure out if that was an actual Trump quote or if the writers made it. I still don't know.

[@circleofsorrow4583]

Stephanie Aguilar I would awkwardly say the same thing if the French President held my hand extensively and publicly. What else is the man going to say about it?

[@unrulycrow6299]

Well I checked and as surreal as it sounds... It is true. CircleofSorrow Yeah, because Trump isn't known for his awkward handshakes anyway. Just ask Shinzo Abe lol (or check body language 101)

[@FallingGalaxy]

Same here, which is why I needed to at least look up if he was being quoted by anyone not making fun of him (or at least anyone honestly making fun of something he actually said, and...Its an actual real thing people...www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/20/donald-trump-says-smart-strong-emmanuel-macron-loves-holding/

[@tedrosalula3006]

this dude Trevor is really an amazing comedian

[@hmkim3974]

Indeed he is

[@TheCamcamTV]

Gotta give it to Trump, at least he's consistent. Consistently ruining this country.

[@503leafy]

I wonder how he would do as a History teacher?

[@gonzaloacevedo613]

Jim bo 920woeooeop3p3ppp93999393999399399393939399399#93383838838383883

[@1978ovv]

Cameren Ceniceros h

[@MegaLaidback]

Good one!

[@laloveisbad88]

spacegasp because Obamas financial plan doesn't end till November you idiot.

[@twonumber22]

"Plug it in Rick, daddy's gotta tweet" I'm dead

[@gamewiz720]

Slamz Dunk 100th like

[@TheCamcamTV]

Does Trump really have more than 0% approval rating?

[@lordmontague9944]

Cameren Ceniceros 23 percent unfortunately

[@j.rican-fdt3032]

Lord Montague its actually 36%... Yea it might feel like 23% or even less... buts lets not dabble in alternative facts.

[@rblyle382]

j.rican- FDT I'm sure depending on there the information comes from it could vary. That's the thing about statistics. You could do a poll in a red state asking what his approval rating is and it would be high.

[@Jimboquacks]

Trump approval rating varies. The only poll Trump supporters believe in (Ramussen) has recently put Trump at 42%, while a month or 2 ago he was at 50%. All other polls put Trump below 40% approval rating.

[@CortezEspartaco2]

Cameren Ceniceros I approve of him because of all this comedy gold that's coming of it. Lol.

[@1959aak]

"He loves holding my hands." My tiny little boy hands.

[@GarlandTX2Israel]

I get so excited when I see my cyber husband Trevor Noah. You're freakin awesome. 🙌🏽

[@JamaicanRain]

Wish I could see him in person, but I seriously feel like someone's gonna bring a gun into the place or drop a few bombs to go off in it with our political climate.

[@thingsilike2940]

TheGarlandTXVegan Ummm.... I don't appreciate you talking about my husband like that.

[@maryemma2858]

Mawatta Dukuly yours! Nuh uh mine!

[@thingsilike2940]

mary emma Girl don't try me. He's mine.

[@MB-wq3xp]

I'm so jealous rynna

[@mrvission7]

And I use to thing Bush was at the bottom of the swamp SMH !!

[@highgeneralblitz2341]

Trump makes so many mistakes I'm starting to think he's a mistake

[@NicoleReign]

HighGeneral Blitz STARTING 😂

[@geezymoney3729]

HighGeneral Blitz he's a result of a One night stand 😂

[@highgeneralblitz2341]

Joseph Stalin you mean the mighty Jingles kamarade?

[@highgeneralblitz2341]

FuckTube91GER his dad should've pulled out

[@goldenboyfg49]

HighGeneral Blitz Starting to think? where the hell have you been living, in Russia?

[@JediTreeSmoker]

I haven't and never will call Donald Trump - President Trump.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

JM911204 in Pokemon Sun, i nicknamed the first Yungoos i ever caught "MrPresident." sorta because of the 'it's evolved form looks like Trump meme', but mostly because i would much rather call a fictional Mongoose Detective that eats rats my President than the actual Commander in Chief...

[@steelhere5519]

Me too. I always say Trump or write Trump.

[@AbdullahIbnBilal1]

J491 President Moonraker is more like it...

[@recruiter1884]

J491, Me neither.

[@OtherworldSentinel]

But you just did, Einstein

[@mikesherms.623]

Trump is literally a meme 😂

[@kingskylord6099]

Luis S. Trump was ALWAYS a meme since he re-ran for president for the 2016 election.

[@riyahhelmick5630]

Luis S. trueee

[@ebthedoc4992]

Ohhh Trevor, what a great final punchline. Thank you!

[@JunJun-fd1ku]

When trump says that about sessions, that clearly shows tendencies to obstruct justice. Straight from him.

[@AidanMations]

Thank god we still have you trevor, thank god.

[@dinats-7122]

Noah, you just made my day. The way you put serious situations together, and then show us how ridiculous it all is, makes me laugh. Thank you for both pointing out the facts, and making me laugh too!

[@theoutbreak1769]

yo trevor love from south africa !

[@Spongebob-kh6de]

Trump literally has so many major news headlines that it's hard to keep up with them. I don't even think he does himself.

[@jmannii]

Agreed. When I skip the news for 2 days, I'm lost.

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

5:33 No need for words, Trevor. The look said it all.

[@lady2013]

"He's Abraham Nixon" 😂

[@CheeseReaper22]

First Andrew Jackson, Now Napoleon. Trump can't get his historical figures right at all. What next? Sun Tzu? Trump: "Oh, Sun Tzu. I love Sun Tzu. The kids would love having a zoo on the sun, too. It would be on fire. Everyone would be dying to see it."

[@adibz959]

u forgot to add "sun tzu, great guy, he's a great guy".

[@feliciabridges6825]

CheeseReaper22 ROTFLMAO!!!!

[@rustyshackleford4076]

Who would win in a fight, Trevor's Abraham Nixon or Rick and Morty's Abradolf Lincler? 😆

[@klarastern5597]

It's scary, that there are STILL people supporting him. Really scary :( ... I need a hug

[@loversheep9489]

Klara Stern xhugxhugx

[@MasterDoctorBenji]

Trump loves hugs :3

[@klarastern5597]

Lover Sheep :D ♥

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Klara Stern you people are so stupid!!!

[@klarastern5597]

Stephen Williams: do you care to elaborate or are you just trolling?

[@michellewarmath7811]

Thank you from this French historian. I am still laughing.

[@rbkahuna8192]

What Trump actually just said was I hired Sessions to bury all my nasty dealings, but he tossed the shovel as soon as his own crooked bullshit pile landed in the spotlight.

[@yolowell9564]

Trevor's face @5:35 is EVERYTHING.

[@thereyougoson]

*OLIGARCHY IN THE UNITED STATES..*

[@TereAdasme]

I am still wondering, what does Trump has to do to make his followers see the kind of person/president(?) that he is?

[@TardyTardigrade]

María Teresa They know what kind of person he is and they don't care. Being white and republican is all that matters to them, they would rather see this country burn than stop supporting him.

[@rlee1231]

María Teresa Well, one thing he said that was correct is, “he could go kill somebody, and he would still have the voters support.” He wasn’t lying that time. He literally was calling his voters stupid.

[@kimberlythunert3068]

His supporters will NEVER admit they made a mistake in voting for him! They already look stupid and are afraid of looking even stupider!

[@carlosherring7577]

SOME people can't see crap if it's on their nose. People believe what they want in spite of evidence to the contrary.

[@tonyhouse4479]

Abraham Nixon...fucking genius lol...😂

[@crayonskies]

Whoever is in charge of uploading these really should fix the audio balance. As it is, you have to crank the volume up for the quiet video and then you get to be deafened when you get to the PLEASE WATCH OUR VIDEOS ON OUR WEBSITE segment. The one with the sirens is terrible and I absolutely hate it. Please, try to fix this :/

[@miltonbrooks9259]

love this show

[@BobbyGeee]

Trevor you're hysterical! You get me through this travesty of a presidency with your humor! Very grateful!

[@DaveH82]

So is adoption just the go-to excuse of the Trump family?

[@rblyle382]

Dave H. It's obvious a Russian code. The thing is, the Trump family is so inept they don't understand it.

[@MYRIAMLATEUR]

You are the very best, Trevor! Please, go on!

[@hear105]

Impeach

[@muadibadder3345]

"yeh i also taught napoleon was shorter" haha

[@thequestion1357]

"We talked about adoption." The adoption of Putin becomeing president of U.S.A?

[@abrahimk5018]

Trevor Noah had a real tough act to follow in Jon Stewart. But man, has he turned this show into his. He's gotten better and better as time has gone on. Incredibly funny and charismatic

[@bienemarc1068]

Where's the fire?

[@lucasmartinez5703]

In the White House.

[@inazuma3gou]

Sessions is not an elf. He's a leprechaun.

[@bellamarisa]

Trevor Noah is so funny! Love this guy!

[@amys9891]

Putting Jeff Sessions's face on Dobby's body is an insult to Dobby's memory.

[@Crafterplayer00]

Daily Show & South Park, two reasons to love Comedy Central

[@NyxBorn7080]

Kiyan Kayser is therevany new south park yet???

[@ajp4860]

Kiyan Kayser LOVE your profile pic ! :)

[@ronkirk5099]

Our "leader" has become the greatest punch line in late night comedy.

[@moiraesfate1]

I have to say... you guys call yourselves a comedy show but it's more like a "just saying what everyone is thinking" show.

[@klausbrinck2137]

Abd not everyone listen to the daily news, that is America...

[@TheArkDoc]

"he's not cinnamon Hitler, he Abraham Nixon" .... LMAO. My god, I love Trevor.

[@Mexindian01]

Lmao Napoleon had extracurriculars wtf haha....our President could use some extracurricular tutoring himself lol

[@rblyle382]

Mexindian01 he has bragged a few times about never reading a book his whole life. Scary.

[@rjfaber1991]

Well yes, obviously, but lest we be too damning about this particular comment, Napoleon's invasion of Russia is a wealthy source of historical misconceptions. Ask a hundred random people if Napoleon marched on Russia in winter, and a shocking number of them will say that he did...

[@MasterDoctorBenji]

Or curriculars. Or just some reading rainbow. Hell fucking ABC mouse.

[@catherineleary9462]

rblyle382 I know, ugh. Appalling.

[@brianpetersen3429]

Well put!

[@drakeman7617]

Trevor the type of guy to own Donald Trump

[@slaughterhouse5309]

"Abraham-Nixon" was clever. Good job writing staff.

[@andredingstertsao]

Talking about Adoption huh? Like father like son.

[@dpaxeco]

this is pure gold... bless Noha and team at CC.

[@youheartloni]

Got 5 people talking about 1st🙃how does that work🙃no offense

[@Muzikrazy213]

Lebane Dick-fart W for comment and W for username

[@sonicboy678]

How does it work? Throw a Spiny Shell and see.

[@anustart2]

Loni Alternative Firsts.

[@therealJamieJoy]

trevor you are sn important part of helping all who are struggling thru layers of craxy in this debacle. Thank you. I also love your dimples, too..

[@spy54x]

You guys should live stream the Daily Show

[@lumpy0100]

Thanks The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.:)

[@BuzzBroz]

This would be funny if our polar ice caps were not melting.

[@albertescober2728]

“ I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you are already mine”” hilarious!!!

[@biffycoach8190]

MOPA- Make Obama President Again

[@trnharris]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@nanakwakudadeyakrofi2977]

Hey the guy deserves his break😂😂 Americans chose Trump didn't they?

[@alexmac8000]

Nana Kwaku Akrofi nope, he lost popular vote.

[@acielvert8573]

Replacing a criminal by another criminal

[@EpistemeUM]

I love you guys, really. Professional, funny, great job. Which leads me to wonder why someone doesn't adjust the volume so we don't have to turn the video up at the beginning only to get blasted as soon as the ending promos come on. I jump out of my chair and pee a little every time. My chair would really like you to fix that, and my neighbors probably wouldn't mind when it happens at 2 am, either.

[@Dietskittles]

Abraham Nixon! Hahahahaha!

[@ninothebunny2397]

4:28 I had to watch that twice to get the joke XD

[@vallorahn]

Best. Comedian. Ever.

[@JohnRider]

Dang Trevor, that would be so funny - if it wasn't so true. Keep it up!!

[@moxathan]

Trump is FUN As in fundamentally unfit to be President

[@fredrickkasanda8347]

First thing i do before starting work is watch The Daily Show. Hillarious

[@oomgandalf5261]

No one is going to do anything about it.

[@おかね-r5m]

Damn, we should bring back wearing gloves if Donald trump likes holding hands

[@divyasasidharan2960]

Wow! We are all witnessing that, that too in America? I never thought so

[@Lildeeper2]

1. Napoleon actually wasn't short. I believe he was 5'8. It was just British propaganda that said he was short. 2. I'm pretty sure they tried to invade Russia but winter settled in and they didn't pack winter clothes. (That and Russians used slash and burn tactics) Correct me if I'm wrong (:

[@feliciabridges6825]

Lil deeper2 I went to France and visited the Nepoleon museum. I saw his bed and several of his uniforms. If is wasn't for the times he would have said, "The plane! The plane!"

[@jonathanjoestar1938]

Missed opportunity at the end to make an aberdolf linkler joke.

[@fetB]

you cant make this up

[@beebee3526]

The Drumf admin keeps saying their talking about adoption w Russia 🤔

[@vandanakalithkar5757]

"Master Trump gave Sessions a sock.. Sessions is freeee!"

[@aloneiswhatihave]

Abraham Nixon, that was genius 😂

[@ThatManinWhite]

7:30 - Whooooh!! Trump is NOT Abraham Nixon! He is Abradolf Lincler. Come on man! You had that one.

[@inabeanaregina]

Wait one view and no comments am I first is this what this feels like?!?! I AM A GOD

[@jasonmontgomery3736]

Christina Dockstader You're a woman so that makes you a goddess

[@Torgi2012]

Jason Montgomery did you just assume their gender?

[@inabeanaregina]

Torgi2012 *TRIGGERED* jk i am a girl tho

[@lizzytheowl577]

Torgi2012 Their username​ is *Christina* Dockstader, which sounds like an actual name. So unless they are trans and haven't decided on a male/gender neutral name yet or their parents were expecting a girl or this is a fake account, one can reasonably assume the person who wrote the comment is female. Christina if you are not female my apologies, and if you are female I will still apologize since a gender debate sprang up during your victory.

[@unrulycrow6299]

lizzy the owl /gasp/ A civil behaviour on KZbin? Now THAT'S a rarity!

[@iinmediasres4938]

"Nooooo, my stories!"

[@bloodyTyrant66]

1:50 wait....didn't don Jr. say that he talked to the Russian about adoption.now trump is saying the same thing.are they copying each other's lies now.