President Trump's first day in office was crazy

[@spartanhawk7637]

“Oh f**k, there’s no teleprompters.” And that’s when you know it’s gonna be a fun speech.

[@IdkHow1GotHere]

and a damn good one.

[@TechnoMinarchist]

What's with the oversaturated thumbnails? That's 3 now

[@drewsisk4424]

And thats exactly why so many ppl love him... he gives it to you straight... not all this censorship bs

[@crashzone6600]

You learn pretty quick with trump to ignore what he says and watch what he does. Scrutinizing what he says too much will just lead to TDS, unless you specifically like him trying to piss people off, and trolling.

[@BlackSlimShady]

Asmon has banned sleepy j o e from being commented. Clear to see who he supports ;)

[@matthewstrobel137]

Dude has been going all day long. He may be old but dang he has energy.

[@Bergamont45]

Yeah no kidding I feel tired seeing him do so much and i work nightshift, his passion for this country is something else.

[@CarbonatedGravy]

And talking to the room full of reporters in the oval office asking complex questions giving actual solid answers, while he’s signing all the orders at the same time. Guy’s still sharp and with it despite his age (and weight tbh)

[@Anonemousehouse]

I’m literally amazed at this 78 year old man’s stamina. His pursuit of competition I believe fuels that “fire” some call spirit. Regardless of personal opinions about this man I pray that I find a pursuit that allows me to keep my spirit filled with energy and a fire to accomplish goals similar to him well into my old age

[@mriegger]

I'd expect that RFK who is a workout king, but its weird coming from a guy who lives off of McDonalds.

[@SemekiIzuio]

​@@Anonemousehouse its something called ambition lol do you reallg believe Kamla or Biden were competition? Nah hes looking far ahead from the now

[@investordangdaniel]

4 speeches in 1 day? That's like Biden's whole presidency.

[@smolcan4984]

😂 I can’t remember when was his last speech after he was sworn into office

[@Venialbartender]

No Biden had at least 5 speeches lol

[@hanselito2416]

The cronies have been running it 😂 Theyre so rich we're all bugs to them

[@shuneughu4244]

Biden would mutter random incoherent nonsense- then make some stupid joke

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

He attempted to speak anyway.​@@Venialbartender

[@JoshuaSlosser]

He was signing executive orders in front of a crowded arena. This is definitely the craziest first day of a presidency of all time.

[@XAndrew88]

Bro this has been such an amazing day haha

[@soberphobicyhm7578]

Asmon gonna farm tf outta trump bro lmao

[@FlowFixed]

Only reason I watch him so

[@christopherblowers443]

I know I'm eating it up hand over fist

[@spyfox260]

I’m here for Trump’s America season 2.

[@Diesel2530]

@@FlowFixed second that

[@tman8876]

Him and the rest of America baby

[@Justacatlmao]

Kamala: “Do not come” Trump: “I’m gonna come”

[@labrynianrebel]

Bernie: "We must all come together"

[@Wanderer2035]

“I came for America, I hope America will do the same for me”

[@Diablo_CST]

So are we all gonna come together??

[@heavyhebrew]

@@labrynianrebel No Refunds

[@elck3]

What’s meant by come

[@TheHighborn]

Dude just barely sat down, and already signing like a machine

[@TekkaSage]

And letting everyone know what he's signing and why. It's very refreshing.

[@dd-uy5lx]

@@TekkaSage something he said 8 years ago and ran on not doing it. What a 8 years do to someone.

[@BattleHawksNewsNetwork]

Tbh every president in recent history that I know of has done this

[@dd-uy5lx]

@@BattleHawksNewsNetwork because none of them can pass legislative. The tax you need 50 percent rest is 60. The last president passed any legislation that was obama was ACH or ObamaCare they call it. So executive orders are easier, fool people and act like you are doing something. Last time any president pass a budget? 27 years ago, so executive are easy.

[@wmason1961]

​@dd-uy5lx he has learned a lot since then. It's nice to know that he is capable of growth.

[@Rockfordfiles42]

“Did you watch the inauguration?” No I watched Asmongold react to it.

[@goofygrandlouis6296]

I prefered watching Trump explain - live, in front of the world - why he was signing the orders he was signing. Founding Father-level stuff. Finally a *transparent* president. Almost teary to see that Evil and Corruption can actually be overturned in this sad state of affairs. And meanwhile, Biden pardoning his gangsta pals. Wow, what.a.contrast.

[@totobeni]

when you need to be told what to think. you do it like that.

[@kommissarleber8527]

This wasn't a "patch", it is paid dlc. You folks paid the last 4 years for it.

[@LuciusAmadeus]

He delivered better than Ubisoft 😂

[@rustybros]

Feel like I got ripped off for the last 4 years. And no refunds.

[@txbased1752]

Yessir 😂

[@youuuuuuuuuuutube]

Sounds like a Kickstarter.

[@dubuyajay9964]

We got it before GTA6. Let's be honest; it will probably be a woke dumpster fire.

[@mudson7380]

I’m astonished that with all the shit going down, so many of their questions were about TikTok. You’ve got the President’s attention, and you’re worried about a stupid app.

[@jacksavage2346]

The brain rot runs deep

[@inmypaants]

Reactive-ards

[@waterhead1027]

Good point. My brain is so rotted from pop and social media, I didn’t even notice.

[@pando4379]

I think it's something about free speech and his intentions

[@yellowcarpet265]

its because people are stupid

[@boogerCPT]

Biden pardoning his whole family is fkn nuts and then The Don talking smack while signing executive orders on live TV is absolute PEAK 😂

[@seratoninny]

Not a single unfunny day goes by when Trump's in the scene

[@PowerGuido86]

AND FAUCI. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

[@JooDawg]

Pardoning Fauci is the really intriguing part. What did he do to need a pardon. I’m glad I didn’t take the vaccine now

[@Haeruna]

Didn't Trump do exactly the same thing?

[@markmathews2143]

That man should be a national treasure. The only ones who hate him are the ones who can't get away with being corrupts and the one's who want to tell you how to think and act.

[@asdr222n]

In germany on live tv the translator accidentally unmuted himself and was heard saying "how much more of this s are you gonna broadcast". It tells you that our media is in full 2022 mode still and sadly too many people rely on it for foreign affairs.

[@wickian9571]

That's the mainstream media everywhere in the west. Well over 95% of them despise anyone who is against extreme leftist policies.

[@asdr222n]

​@@wickian9571 yeah, the hope is it'll be different in 2-3 years. At the end of the day we do whatever americans do.

[@Apostate_ofmind]

italian here, i see our news media already with alk the feathers ruffled, my mother worried sick (shes lefty), meanwhile im relying on Asmon and such for news and i have never been so pumped and happy. I cant wait for legacy media to go under

[@NovaSoldier]

Is there a video if it?

[@asdr222n]

​​​@@NovaSoldierprobably not allowed to link it but if you search "trump phoenix bild" the top result has a 10 second clip by an X user right around the middle of the article. You might have to change your location to germany not 100% sure

[@Riclmnopp]

Dad’s home and he’s pissed off.

[@jamesgullickson4039]

Cringe

[@RosieFeregrino]

Why you calling another man that ain’t your dad, dad?

[@Riclmnopp]

@@jamesgullickson4039you’re subscribed to Sam Seder, you are beyond cringe.

[@mmcmmc6795]

​@RosieFeregrino coz it's true. Symbol of strength. Not sure if your culture will understand hope you learn something amigo.

[@dallasalexander8112]

@@jamesgullickson4039oh wow we want strong leadership who sees our economy is shit and wants to help us Americans make America great again. What is cringe?

[@TwiceBubaigawara-dl5ln]

Plot Twist the letter Biden left behind for Trump reads “We did it bro! Gg” sincerely dark Brandon

[@jasono2139]

...written in crayon.

[@MrTotalNiceGuy]

See and I thought it would say "Can I still get free ice cream?"

[@tkraid2575]

And then below is the Discord server link where Brandon and the others hang out and play games 😂

[@tgatt5759]

"Can we still be friends?" 😢 😂😂

[@Travis-Barth]

​@MrTotalNiceGuy ut says, "hey since you worked at Mcdonalds, can you keep the ice cream machines fixed"

[@radchad992]

“Stranger things have happened” is a terrifying answer 😂. Imagine being in the cartel and that’s the response to sending tier 1 units after you.

[@drasticbubble1223]

Dude I hope there is body cam footage that would be better than like 90% of movies

[@TheHighborn]

​@@drasticbubble1223military live leaks would be lit, but won't happen

[@qbanlink25]

​@@drasticbubble1223ohh there's definitely footage in 4k and night vision too

[@drasticbubble1223]

@qbanlink25 good

[@BimmerBros]

More war on drugs, directly now too, what could go wrong? 😂

[@JA-vz1nl]

"SIR CAN I HAVE A PEN" is such a good meme. We truly are on the best timeline boys

[@TekkaSage]

Was funny when he started throwing the pens like baseballs for the fans and they went wild trying to catch them

[@markomancikas]

Reminds me of the TV series House of Cards, where the Vice President did not get his pen after signing and he was pissed about it. 🤣 And he cried about it until he got his by complaining enough 😅

[@memeose]

On the best timeline to pay the greatest taxes!😂

[@waynewest5936]

Now this is transparency... No other recent presidents spend time answering ANY question asked! They all used to answer about two questions and rush out the room.

[@aaronrodgers9202]

Biden couldn't answer questions what!?

[@peterlustig2143]

Im not Sure, cuz i have saw many many press conferences from Trump where he just answered when he was asked with some insults against Journalists or he tell them that they should ask biden that question.

[@rieyuki]

Questions about whether he lost 2020 or not, he never gives a straight answer. Not transparent.

[@jasono2139]

"Ok press!! This way press!! Press conference is over!! No more questions!" ... almost every Biden presser.

[@ReptillianStrike]

Transparency? Most of his answers were deflections.

[@LoveSeeker81392]

Its a chad move to mock the opponents, and sign all these in front of them on day 1, live.

[@neacienation]

After everything hes been through..after everything the US has been through he can say wtf he wants!🤗

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

He literally called out the Biden administration as they sat behind him.

[@qotda]

The fking king lives

[@AERoVALKYRiE]

Massive disrespect lmao

[@romanlaws3943]

its hilarious that the crowd that gets so mad at biden signing any sort of executive order as "undemocratic" and "tyrannical" are so supportive of it when its "their" guy. Wake up you chumps, You fell for it again, Enjoy the next 4 years lmao.

[@bronxeel1]

I'm not tired of Winning yet

[@gabrielhersey5546]

During covid shutdown you lost 75000 small businesses to government lockdown bankruptcy. Republicans love bailing out corporations but not a penny for small businesses. 2.1 trillion dollar tax breaks for his billionaire buddies

[@gamingwithgeko7377]

That's because you haven't won yet.

[@Kzaks]

DEI is what tired of winning looks like

[@steve-z3q7y]

@@gamingwithgeko7377 4 years.

[@WiseWingedLion]

Give it time

[@shahiqyarbouti2635]

Nothing suspicious about a blanket presidential pardon for your entire family, right?

[@dancode9738]

Not when Trump and his MAGA cronies have been promising to weaponize the government against them in a partisan whichhunt.

[@SirFluffy100]

Season2 Ep1 was wild.

[@Wookiep01]

We're in season 3 tho 😆

[@SirFluffy100]

@Wookiep01 Nah, that one season spin off on CNN was crap. And the writers got Trump completly wrong 🤣🤣

[@ThatGuy-xm5rm]

@@Wookiep01trueee

[@internettuffguy1197]

2016: a New Hope 2020: Empire Strikes Back 2024: The Jedi Return

[@jameshicks12]

​@internettuffguy1197 make this it's own comment 😂

[@LevCallahan]

He's definitely more at ease here than he was when he first entered his initial term.

[@AEB1066]

This time he is clearly prepared and has a team who are on the same wave length as him on most things.

[@LevCallahan]

@AEB1066 There's this overwhelming feeling I have that because he's so prepared, we're going to experience some of the most prosperous years we haven't seen in a long, long time. There's that quote that goes "Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times," as a cyclical history axiom. For a long time we've been in the "Weak men create hard times" and "Hard times create strong men" phases. Trump might just be the embodiment of the beginning of the next phase after.

[@ozbullymorales1020]

He was basically in a boxing match with mass media while trying to run a country at the same time.

[@qotda]

This guy reminds me of old Abraham Lincoln the boss chucking these pens this guy is USA grandad lez goo

[@stephenlansdowne3239]

@@LevCallahanI just hope jd runs after him and wins. 4 years isn’t enough to fix our country

[@MRBarton369]

Last time I was this early, Trump beat a woman in the election

[@GBlockbreaker]

Donald "iron ceiling" Trump

[@sandorclegane3658]

Nobody beats women like Trump.

[@GregistGregOfAllTime]

@@sandorclegane3658 2 times back to back , Undefeatable

[@Shadowh8ter]

Statistically speaking, if a woman wins the democratic parties primary again it's likely Trump will win the presidency despite having already served two terms.

[@eugeneflores6153]

Two Time Champion

[@RogerSanderson]

With him cracking down on social media censorship I hope it includes KZbin censorship.

[@Dvorkin82]

KZbin must be punished for that

[@Bogues_88]

Spewtube is so fkn bad for censorship

[@RogerSanderson]

@@Dvorkin82 also remonetize & pay back what KZbinrs like gun channels, Christian channels & other KZbinrs expressing free speech should’ve made. Pay the channels that have been removed due to free speech.

[@Kim-e4g4w]

A good chunk of my comments gets shadow deleted. It is has gotten so bad lately that I have on daily bases wanted to delete myself from KZbin. Please fix Mr.President

[@kathrynck]

I'm about 50% on posts getting ghosted. And 90% of my posts aren't even political. And I'm not particularly antagonistic. Actually pretty good at finding common ground to have a halfway meaningful conversation. I'm just [unskilled] at walking on eggshells for the sake of people who think in terms of trying to avoid any offense as perceived by people who are frantically looking for ways to be offended.

[@patrickhouchins9074]

I feel like there’s no way Barron isn’t gonna be president one day

[@xoeylifeempress]

Agreed.

[@JoshuaSmith-by2sf]

He just has that look. I definitely agree

[@augustday9483]

America really loves tall presidents. I could see it happening for sure.

[@baby_boi123]

Protect at all costs.

[@VariaBug]

America doesn't like political dynasties right now, but in 30-40 years he has a shot.

[@MissQuizzer]

CRIME IS ILLEGAL AGAIN

[@joeygiovenco5877]

Ya it wasn't when trump broke laws 😂

[@punkxxt]

@@joeygiovenco5877 haha it's the opposite.

[@majorowe]

no one had committed more crimes in that room than Trump

[@xLuis89x]

​@@majorowename the crimes You : 🦗🦗🦗

[@Ethan-fj2cn]

Yeah, except for hate crimes.

[@-ninjanOodlez]

Currently feeling unbidened by what has been.

[@williamwayne4043]

Yep all your problems will be solved as soon as we take Canada!

[@CoolCatProductions-365]

🎉🎉🎉🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Caligula138]

That's a good one!

[@Damas13251]

yeah Greenland and Canada was american problem all the way 😅😅😂😂

[@cornmoss638]

​@williamwayne4043 if liberal or ndp somehow gets majority vote I expect America to shut us out, hopefully that does not occur

[@jeffl511]

More work done for the American people, in half a day, on day one, than in all the last 4 years combined.

[@privateprivate1865]

Can't wait for those tariffs!😂

[@BigEvil99]

when he started signing executive orders at the inauguration i knew we were in for a good 4 yrs, he aint playin around this time

[@shlongdonky]

lol

[@ReptillianStrike]

It's only fair. Biden did the same thing.

[@clamjumperjames8322]

​@ReptillianStrike you can make up facts now, it's great!

[@StarTransformer1245]

@@clamjumperjames8322wym now? Thats what the Biden administration was doing for 4 years.

[@tgatt5759]

​@@clamjumperjames8322still your president

[@cherokeevolfusa2891]

8:20 Trump probably won the election thanks to Barron. He pretty much beat Kamala's entire social media team solo.

[@SemekiIzuio]

When he talked about either shutting down permanently or getting a deal he mentioned he got into Tiktok and garner 36% votes from the younger generation! Politicians fail to understand the younger generation and disregard them entierly in winning their votes, Trump was looking past these old timers these past 4 years to understand the country conditions, its crazy how much ambition this old man has yet still has a sharp mind!

[@maxzett]

Very Kindergardener could beat Kamalas Team

[@americansmark]

Absolutely!

[@SWOTHDRA]

EZ

[@kajsorensen1207]

kid on a ipad vs 1 billion dollars of democrat party.

[@marcioabreu1150]

America's patch notes: Bug fix Bug fix Bug fix Bug fix Bug fix Bug fix Bug fix Events: Deportation event

[@hubertcumberdale4950]

4 years of patch in 1 speech that lasted just like a wow update

[@BoPunk]

Patch 1.776 has been delivered folks. Read the patch notes for details.

[@randgrithr7387]

ICE LFG

[@jameswatson7792]

Version 2.025 has been enacted.

[@Iglosum]

Season 1 in effect, Deportation event live

[@TheDanteBoots]

Everyone's afraid of how transparent he is. It's certainly one of the best qualities a person can have. He's a man of action.

[@nickwilliams6621]

By the way: *Biden not only pardoned his family, but Fauci too.*

[@racenturtlez]

Good. Are you saying Trump shouldn't pardon his family and the J6 hostages?

[@Guus115]

We'll have to Luigi Mangione Fauci ourselves

[@thertsfan]

Fraud viciates everything

[@dizzzyip2]

Yep this is sketch that man has to pay for his crimes against humanity

[@elihathaway6784]

Biden preemptively pardoned the entire Jan 6th committee, Fouchi, the 4 cops who testified…etc. please explain why preemptive pardons?? Hopefully, we at least still get a legit investigation Into January 6.

[@specialepic2965]

For some people confused about his comment on spain, He asked if Spain was a BRICS nation as a rhetorical because of how little they spend into nato. he never claimed they were in BRICS.

[@emilioperez6888]

As a Spaniard I was confused lol. Thanks for the explanation. We really need to increase our spending though. Our APCs and IFVs barely have their autocannons for training.

[@malvarez8484]

Trump knows the president of Spain is corrupt marxist communist. He has an awful leader

[@obliviouz]

Honestly for all the complaints about Trump being anti-NATO, the last few years have proven his criticisms correct: European NATO nations spending below the required % of GDP for decades was utterly unsustainable and it's a miracle (a tragic one) that Ukraine happened to draw Russia's attention and has acted as a bullet sponge for the past 3-11 years (depending how you calculate it).

[@colourgrade3038]

Absolutely nobody is forcing the U.S. to spend this much on NATO. They spend this much out of their own will, and also gain the most benefits and have the most bases around the world that they chose themselves to have! Stop being a brainwashed sheep. There is absolutely no 5% GDP NATO expenditure requirement. The U.S. spends this much as they gain the most from it.

[@tomglover98]

I thought it was something about them producing Bricks for like houses honestly, shows how unaware I am 😂

[@GreggoryLannister]

Think what you want about him, he absolutely should have signed every single one of those orders and I'm glad he did. I personally don't like him too much, but I'm SO glad he's in instead of Kamala.

[@zimtwiers9726]

I agree, i don’t like him. However he is absolutely better than Kamela and Biden.

[@bowlofrice1006]

"Oh theres no telepromter.. uh.." -At that moment he realized, he had found a rare spawn.

[@bendynamic2150]

To be fair he might ramble a bit and say some thing he might have slipped up and should have worded differently but I would rather have this than the last one that needed a teleprompter for everything and to have a hope of "working" and then can't answer questions unless pre-prepared and leaves without answering the people.

[@levridge6601]

So good to have a president who can just speak his mind without handlers shutting him up...

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

"thank you, thank you, everyone move out."

[@TekkaSage]

Hey, we like our politicians demented with secret people controlling them. -Democrats

[@G_GO0NO]

Its nice to have a President that doesnt have stairs as a mortal enemy

[@RG-hn6dg]

I bet Trump didn't poop his pants once today.

[@arh9068]

😂😂😂

[@mookspook]

😂🤣😂😂🤣 AND BICYCLES

[@TekkaSage]

I hope I have Trump's mental energy when I get to his age. Dude is a power house.

[@kathrynck]

And he's a fast-food based organism too. That's the hardest part to wrap one's head around.

[@keeferChiefer]

@@kathrynck All those preservatives give him more energy, he’s simply built different.

[@Jb-id1bu]

​​@@kathrynck Oh, right. I almost forgot about that. Lmao. I remember one of his guys saying in an interview that they had literally never seen him drink water, it was always Mountain Dew or something.😂

[@jessesimmons4503]

Diet Coke elixir.

[@cheshire2.047]

I don’t even have it now

[@mikejones-nd6ni]

We don't want our presidents to need teleprompters

[@chocolatepotato5469]

yea we'd rather them say dog shit and threaten our allies.

[@Preaplanes]

Damn right. If your friends were constantly mooching off you and badmouthing you, you'd better start giving ultimatums too.

[@screwstatists7324]

80 years old and 24 hours of events straight

[@BrandonM]

@@chocolatepotato5469 waaaaaaa change your diaper.

[@anthony3191]

@@chocolatepotato5469 allies don't rob your money and resources for decades straight.

[@internettuffguy1197]

2016: a New Hope 2020: Empire Strikes Back 2024: Return of the Jedi

[@Pho8os]

Brilliant 😂

[@inmypaants]

Underrated comment 😝

[@WenMare]

2028: The Rise of Trumpwalker

[@nappabond3238]

Fuck yes

[@rafael502]

It's like poetry, it rhymes

[@Stigger1977]

I thank this man from the bottom of my heart for getting rid of Trudeau for us! - thankful Canadian

[@Cascada200]

How did Trump get Trudeau out of Canada? I been out of the loop sorry please tell me ?? That’s great

[@evanpeacock6103]

Trudeau basically couldn't handle Trump and was being told that he himself will be the reason Canada will receive tariffs in the 80 to 90% range basically destroying the economy even more then what it already is. The Canadian parliament who hates Trudeau used that as an excuse to blame him as well. Trudeau is now resigning because everyone hates him and his political support poll is less then 10%.

[@rockstar-kp2jy]

​@@Cascada200he quit right after he spoke to trump on the phone 😂

[@ianrau6373]

What’s he’s referencing is the 25% tariff threat forced to government to finally work on long neglected areas such as border security in order to appease trump enough to not destroy our economy. Trudeau did approximately fuck all, and he was just generally unpopular, so he suspended our parliament till March so that his party has a chance to pick a new leader, as he has promised to resign when parliament meets again in March. But trust my this is just the tip of the iceberg people were already mad at Trudeau for years

[@Deebillzs]

Trump +25% Tru🌀

[@Yukiabiannightmare]

I like the fact he doesn’t try to alienate anyone who isn’t in his base and talks about all of us even those who didn’t vote for him

[@FrankSpank-y6t]

That's what there supposed to do. Just non do once in office.😂

[@josephp95]

You're acting like that's new The democrats do the same thing

[@nencrows_4580]

True, but the difference is that they almost never mean it​@@josephp95

[@davids.3584]

​@@josephp95 the dems called MAGA deplorable and garbage

[@bluedream2493]

​@@davids.3584 yeah there's a lot of people saying the maga rally were more kinder than dem rally

[@TheShrimpCollector]

Damn Barron actually got quite the cheer. Dude probably feels like an actual king

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Trump's the king, Barron is the prince

[@chrislevack405]

He has autism... he doesn't feel.

[@MarkieMark-vy7hg]

“Why are we giving him more screen time” maybe because the majority of the country wants to see him on the screen. These people live in a huge huge land of dysfunction

[@thestanleys3235]

Whether you support him or not, what he does will affect the world so listening to what he plans to do is worth paying attention to.

[@robgonzalez7516]

We finally have a true president we can be proud of.

[@GDShenanigans]

I saw lots of moronic comments but that one wins easily. Some of these people are gonna have a rough 4 years.

[@Neviksir]

gtlobalist detected

[@mythoed6651]

Not just americans, a lot of other nations are watching too

[@CrashTestPilot]

This man has no filter. It's refreshing.

[@vincentb2175]

I cant even imagine Kamala being President. She cant talk without someone telling her what to say in her ear. She spent a month preparing for the one debate she did and was not able to replicate her talking points after the debate.

[@josephp95]

There's a good reason to have a filter You can't just say whatever the hell you want, especially as POTUS it's a good way to piss off other world leaders, like our allies And everything he's doing so far can very easily lead to trade wars You don't want to make allies our enemies, it's suicide to not have ally support And if he switches support from democratic countries to dictator countries, oh boy Humanity will be in one hell of a Dark age

[@kathrynck]

Anyone who gets to the age of having white hair, and pretends to still have a filter, is definitely lying to you.

[@nafnaf0]

Trump's first day was insane and a half. He had 4 different events. Signed executive orders at a crowd, danced with a sword to YMCA at the ballroom, and signed 100s of executive orders. It is going to take a few weeks for people to figure out what happened

[@Apostate_ofmind]

my head is still spinning and im not even upright, this dude is a DYNAMO

[@AdamantineAxe]

My neck is sore from agreeing so much

[@bernardovillicana8322]

😂

[@IcyBlaze616]

NODDERS

[@mcq31mc]

good thing u wore your knee pads...

[@a-damthemansixtynan4463]

@@mcq31mc And the brown pants.

[@FlowFixed]

Fr

[@gomerzillmer]

The whale thing: supposedly the vibrations caused by the windmills (which are near or in the ocean) screw with whales and they end up dying.

[@toomanyaccounts]

not vibrations. underwater mics show what sea life is hearing and people were horrified at how loud the noise was even at a huge distance. people would go insane if they heard that noise hour after hour

[@braincell4536]

Its the same for ships tbf. The ocean is just very loud in general with shipping and not just windmills

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

@@toomanyaccounts Not like all the ships are a far, far bigger problem lol Man these excuses people make against clean energy is pretty sad. At least the industrialists are happy they can rip you off more.

[@ifprototypelq-84i10]

​@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi maybe people just don't want dumb and inefficient green energy, and want nuclear and hydro

[@Ezcape0]

​@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemilong as you know electric cars not clean, yeah

[@busterspark4410]

Melania rocking a sick Michael Jackson hat

[@strong40]

I was thinking Audrey Hepburn

[@busterspark4410]

@@strong40 hell naw that hat is striking people like a smooth criminal.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Melania San Diego. 🕵‍♀️

[@playhere-gu2lz]

​@dubuyajay9964 where in the world is Melania san diego.. Love it

[@c-mo313]

The Hamburglar

[@MikeGarcia]

Just for a moment, picture an alternative universe where Kamala won, and held a similar conference while signing her Day 1 agenda items. Can you imagine how poorly that would have gone? Love him or hate him, Trump multi-tasked live and answered questions genuinely. He didn't always have an answer yet, he admitted when he didn't have confidence in something, and generally just spoke his mind without sanitizing every answer with watered down politician answers.

[@obliviouz]

It's maybe a cheap shot, but Harris can't speak for even 5 minutes without repeating the same rehearsed phrase a dozen times. It's incredible when you realise she used to be a DA and speaking in court (in public) must have been a regular part of her job for decades.

[@edwardtherhea6818]

Actually delivering on promises day 1 is not something I expected from a politician

[@joebrandon8750]

You haven't been paying attention, Trump isn't a politician, and it's why the politicians h8 him

[@arronthomas68]

He is not a politician. He is a pissed off businessman who wants vengeance, and I'm all for it.

[@MyDemonsJourney]

I still don't expect it from real politicians

[@mmcmmc6795]

Usa is truly the place of dreams and possibilities

[@Troupe_Master]

...Thats the thing though...he isn't a politician

[@SummeR00393]

This is it. This is why they wanted him back. No teleprompters no rails all balls in baby!

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

All balls.....God bless you and American

[@Psyc1onus]

No tax on overtime will change my life!

[@wildzach]

I haven’t heard him mention it lately but i hope it happens

[@brianjaegers1094]

I'm a Trump fan, 0% that happens.

[@PassionPno]

Hahaha… Inflation is going to messed you up real soon.

[@Psyc1onus]

@ if I work Saturday I have to pay the federal government $200!

[@MrMosebysLobby]

@@wildzach he literally said it in the speech

[@LouieLouLoo]

Im not even American but i am 100% in support of President Trump.

[@Kknah91]

14:27 the whale thing is because they have windmills out in the middle of the water, the vibrations that the turbines make fuck up the whales sonar and the sound drives them crazy and they end up beaching themselves.

[@toomanyaccounts]

there is video of what an underwater mic recorded and people were shocked at how horrendous the noise was.

[@oniemployee3437]

The Netherlands has their windmills in the North Sea aswell. Why is it an issue with whales here all of a sudden?

[@KotleKettle]

The green energy is abnoxious, as always 😂

[@AscendentGaming]

I've never even heard of windmills being put in water, wtf. Leave to Americans to not know how to build windmills.

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@AscendentGaming offshore windmills are built by several countries

[@smmmokin]

If Melania didn't want to be there, she could destroy that man's life. She could be a billionaire on her own by making that move. In the past she was unhappy at times but she has always stood by that man. It speaks volumes. Anyone who doesn't see that, has no clue of life.

[@kylespevak6781]

People are stupid. If she honestly didn't like Trump, why would she stay with him and get drug by the media all day?

[@CarbonatedGravy]

She usually stays out of the limelight now didn’t like the abuse she was taking for no reason during his last term, I think she really loves him and the kids Wouldn’t destroy him though, Bezos is still the second richest/was the richest in the world years after his divorce

[@8ettieP46e]

why be there when the entire press machine is out to get ya? just look at press coverage of Obma vs Trump vs Biden. if your not part of the machine, it is gonna come for ya is what she learned the last time.

[@TehPwnerer107]

Facts

[@goremando2238]

Man obviously has a prenup. Would be dumb to think he wouldn't have one.

[@16ozRibeye]

It's 2am, and I'm sitting here watching Donald J. Trump spitting facts at reporters. It's good to be back.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Ye.

[@DonutVIP]

Truth, now to clean the swamp

[@michaelmarchal4004]

Facts. Lol

[@timefororbit]

We're sending Seal Team 6 after Drug Cartels now

[@mightyORFEN]

Delta.

[@eugenekrabs8986]

Loved the way he was signing executive orders in front of the crowd! Nice touch to throw the pens into the crowd👍.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Lengen.........wait for it.......DARY.

[@Noahnelson91]

Donald trump ramble speeches are goated rn. Hes like the lil wayne of politics

[@vincedamato8563]

He’s been having speeches like that for over 10 years. It’s nothing bew

[@balengd5402]

Peter, the based reporter who put up with the Biden admin's press secretaries for 4 years. What a king.

[@arrogntswami]

This man gets shit done. He has purpose and principles. The UK needs a similar personality as its spiralled into utter chaos with spineless peices of shit PM's.

[@zuriel4783]

Get's what done exactly? How's that wall working out? How's that swamp that he was supposed to drain coming along? How's that war that he said he was going to end before inauguration coming along? He doesn't do anything but talk and lie lmao

[@drokhalis3338]

The 4 year plague of incompetent wokeness is being cured.

[@drokhalis3338]

21:28 Best part.

[@finecastleie]

While the plague victims are protesting in DC outside.

[@operandexpanse]

It was a dark time for sure. The most I have ever worried about the future in my life.

[@MuffinPrinter]

Yes that's what you been told, but the truth is Trump doesn't care about you. At least not his largest base of supporters being hard working Americans he often talks about. Removing various parts of the government I promise you will have a net negative impact on the average worker or consumer. Tarrifs will drive prices up in a bid to make American ones more appealing. This has been done in many countries throughout history and it often just hurts consumers ability to choose and afford things. Honestly wokeness and inclusion have gone pretty far apart from some bigger issues such as universal classism applied to his base that supports him. Both Biden and Kamala weren't that concerned about it either vs. somebody like Bernie. I'm not going to try to convince you but once people start suffering from government departments being removed all by a man who has a vested monetary interest in doing so then you might see it. Notice how most of the tech companies are changing their positions now. This is what trumps positions are really about. Giving more power to companies and the wealthiest at the expense of everybody else.

[@ADIMusic-md1ij]

In real time!

[@FlowFixed]

The fact trump is 78 and still running like this is beyond me

[@JoshDragRace0688]

Enough money to have the best food, best doctors, best filtered water, best bed to sleep in, no physical labor job, less stress as he plays golf, etc. his entire life, makes a difference.

[@rafael502]

McDonald's and diet coke aren't exactly best food lol. But that is what a healthy lifestyle with no drugs or alcohol can do for someone!

[@Guus115]

He never drank, smoked or used drugs

[@ricosuave4454]

This was a masterpiece, Im going to fucking love President Trump's run.

[@dropbear66548]

The guy that’s holding the folders - hardest day he’s had

[@Guus115]

Don't worry,he trained for years

[@jaekwon1822]

craziest server rollback I've ever seen

[@EdenMB-w3x]

You say there’s no teleprompters like it’s a bad thing. It’s nice to have a leader that can form his own thoughts again

[@XShadowzVarcolac]

not just have his own thoughts but remember those thoughts as well.

[@mmcmmc6795]

He had notes but yea hes just saying stuff he said when he ran.

[@cramplum9271]

His point is, trump speaks for an hour or two if he has no teleprompter

[@neacienation]

So nice to have a president who can find his own way on stage and off!

[@Chixiawaves]

i guess with trump america finally won , now can we have a trump here in portugal please? thank you

[@kathrynck]

There's always Milei, if you can poach him from Argentina after his term's up :P

[@arh9068]

Wow that's wild that Biden pardoned his whole family...tell us you're guilty without telling us you're guilty...

[@itspeeezn4220]

you are a little out of touch, since republicans already said they will go after them, he secured his family up front. trump is the only one that is already standing before a judge and they gave up because he can just pardoned himself.

[@arh9068]

@itspeeezn4220 If they weren't criminals, they would have nothing to be pardoned for. Also Trump signed off on making it illegal to try and go after your political opponents. Democrats won't be able to slander and jail their opponents in 4 years. This is the start of the Conservative dynasty, our republic is saved from communist Democrats.

[@elihathaway6784]

We’ve never seen Lawfare like we saw against President Trump! And preemptively pardoning the entire January 6 committee and any cops who testified really highlights how corrupt that whole process was. Hopefully we at least get an investigation, even if people can’t actually be held accountable. Please show me where Trump uses our legal system to go after his political opponents? How do Democrats justify helping pay to bring 12 to 20,000,000 illegals in?? Did Biden ever even address why he opened our border up?

[@mordecai1793]

I love how he's only like 3 years younger than Biden but acts like he's 20 years younger.

[@cursive6412]

USA Server got a YUGE patch update.

[@WayStedYou]

Big buffs for alaska, some say the best!

[@Gustavae]

Priority List: 1. God 2. Religion 3. I guess Love 4. TARIFFS

[@Real18800]

I respect a guy who says what hes going to do, and then follows up with them all... On the first day.

[@RPWalker]

prices of eggs lowered? wars ended? antisemitism stopped? all a bunch of orders that will pollute the environment and hurt consumers and you think you won, you're losing, you just haven't figured it out yet

[@flisflip9738]

if people disagree on twater hell change 100%,still it is a will of the people🤔

[@catgod1017]

To bad he’s not going to make your food affordable enjoy

[@TenchiHawkwing]

@@catgod1017 How much do you want to bet on that?

[@Yerdone92]

Yes because we all know when presidents say “I’m gonna do this” it totally always gets done /s

[@Jbig1430]

Sad part Trump is right on majority of things. Crazy part is when he says we need to treat other countries the way they treat us people get mad. Put majority of those people are citizens who have family history linking to those other countries.

[@SemekiIzuio]

We need a tough president, kindness doesn't win wars. Its sad but thats the reality of things, making hard decisions and living with it. I think Trump understands that, he is willing to make changes and take full accountability of it. _From the looks of it_ still to soon to gauge what these 4 years will bring

[@nobody199-x4i]

@@SemekiIzuio hahahaha

[@MATCHLESS789]

​​@@SemekiIzuio"no new wars"!

[@MrDdz]

Almost 80 years old, he just keeps going and going, damn. 24 hours straight. I'd already be dead.

[@mordicus420]

pills help him...just saying

[@respox2191]

He's already done more work in his first day than Biden did in 4 years.

[@BlackSlimShady]

​​@@mordicus420 the world is built on drugs, at least it ain't sleepy Joe's dementia meds

[@screwstatists7324]

Trt for sure. Maybe caffeine.

[@ThatOneVideo1]

He's likely been up for over 40 hours in this video. It's known the dude never sleeps.

[@shin-ok8nk]

No teleprompter 1h22min speech 😂

[@christopherhall619]

Bro has his speech written down lol

[@dogleggedhades0]

And he only made a couple billion dollars off his crypto he launched today. All Hail The Oligarchy 🙏🤲

[@House_of_Cards_President]

HE was just using a teleprompter in one of his other speeches.

[@bullythebooks]

@@dogleggedhades0 Serious question, did you just ignore the fact that Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos. and George Soros literally controll the democrat party? Soros has spent billions of dollars influencing elections all the way from local to federal

[@BBDumfuk]

@@dogleggedhades0if you’re a centrist I’ll take you credibly. If you’re a dem, your team loves the oligarchy equally when it works for them

[@GodWorksOut]

He is excellent at giving people recognition and making you feel the energy. Democrats seem to not understand the importance of the constituents and making you feel like this a place that you want to live.

[@StarsManny]

People in the uk are looking at this and thinking "so this is what a politician looks like". We are jealous!

[@MrBrndin]

Ditto with Canada. Our Putz hasn't answered a question in a decade.

[@ToxicNyteShade]

The thing is he isn't a politician. He's a pissed off business man.

[@James-z5g3g]

He should annex us.

[@tomirvine9560]

​@@James-z5g3g 🤣🤣🤣 annex us harder daddy!!! 😂😂😂

[@Users_rx]

Hes not a politician, he's a business owner/entertainer/actor/real estate tycoon turned into policy maker 😂😂

[@soulie2001]

Calling people out while they are there AND signing orders to undo everything theyve done in front of everyone is a Sadaam level flex.

[@Pho8os]

Which president thought taxing tips was a good idea. It is like saying to the actual hard working people that need the money, saying to them we are going to squeeze you for every cent you have.

[@oxBLUNTxo]

My fav complaint about this from the left is that it would barley effect anyone.... saying alot of servers make so little they wouldn't see change.... that's crazy i promise you Its a game changer for me hundreds of dollars a month back in my pocket

[@magicalpjooon]

They will attack him for not making min wage higher but ignore changes like this that directly affect some of the lowest income workers. same with no taxed overtime

[@Ilasperr]

@@oxBLUNTxo With that logic we would need to make every minimum wage job tax free since waiters make at least that which would definitely make a difference.

[@Bogues_88]

No different to income tax .. if u work a job that doesn't rely on tips u pay tax on all of it. Tips are income from working so subject to income tax. My opinion all tax is theft. So to be fair at least abolish all income tax !! I am aware people working for tips are generally not the highest paid but still abolish all income tax will be fair. Poor people need the money and will spend it which is good for the economy. The govt stealing money from workers before they can even spend it is bad for the economy.

[@NotSoSerious69420]

@@Bogues_88tips are not income like working a job. It’s literally a gift. That’s why taxing them doesn’t make sense and arguing it’s income doesn’t entirely work logically.

[@vincentb2175]

Our press is so messed up, 90% of them asked about TikTok. It’s just a cheap app and not even that important.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Youth brain rot Chinese spybot app.

[@radfury23g32]

The dude is literally built different. I think the whole country just watched him all day and he didn’t even seem to be getting tired

[@greenleaffisk7166]

“Sir, can I have a pen!” Is one for the history books

[@Flaps72]

Exactly..CEOs will all now only work for "tips".

[@pharaday5944]

​@@Flaps72 if you can't afford to tip the CEO then don't eat out

[@DarchrowTheEnigma]

Not an American, but like Donald Trump is the most "give-and-take" president I've ever seen. The people give him their votes and he gives back what the people wanted. Well.. at least I hope that's what he's doing. Dont bite me if I'm wrong Americans, that's just how I see him in this video 😅

[@sicc_playboys_1383]

Exactly what is happening 🎉 finally

[@que56b]

To me, he's the harsh but mostly fair kind of man. Not the smartest, but he usually learns from mistakes, and listens to people that treat him nicely, for better or for worse. He would've absolutely listened to the democrats if they just hadn't attacked him for switching parties, but because they did, now he's "one of us" as long as we don't screw him, he isn't likely to intentionally screw us, so we have to make sure no one with evil intent starts whispering into his ear, telling him to do things that would hurt us, but help them.

[@kathrynck]

@@que56b He's someone of good intentions. Always right? no. Puts trust in people he shouldn't? definitely. But frankly just having a leader of good intentions is quite the unicorn. And he's downright scary as a negotiator for US interests. I've watched politics for quite a few decades. There's no such thing as a perfect leader. And in US politics, just having a leader who might be a net positive, and isn't regarded in terms of "least harmful" is something rare & special.

[@ArturoMedinaGOD]

Im Mexican, 30 years old, never have been on USA dont have passport and visa in my life hope someday go as a turist, i feel happy to see a president who makes good things for his country, if some goes illegal it's a crime, so if someone does that on other countries its the same, no hate for him 😊

[@IkeaOrca569]

Bro's running his term like a Hearts of Iron 4 focus tree

[@techpriest6252]

Baron knows 100% how navy works

[@i_am_person52]

I have no idea what this means but I love it

[@soldiert0144]

trump signing all those EO's like hes got the console open and using "focus.autocomplete"

[@sheeplord4976]

In HOI 4, you can make absurdly quick political and economic changes by means of "focus tree" researches which are meant to guide you along the real life path of your country.

[@i_am_person52]

@sheeplord4976 yeah. I've played civ 6. I'm just wondering what part of Trump's term is like the HOI4 tree specifically

[@riskingmybiscuit4209]

Biden’s entire legacy gone with a swipe of a pen

[@ryg2304]

That’s what happens when you leave a paper legacy. It’s torn down immediately. We have real leadership back!

[@riskingmybiscuit4209]

@ facts

[@westtxmutt]

Biden who

[@riskingmybiscuit4209]

@ who

[@MrDirtySouthCantina]

❤ beautiful

[@Alexandr.A.P.]

USA Server Day 1 Patch by 47th dev team looks *HUGE*

[@KNeil779]

Rekt❤

[@dubuyajay9964]

*YUGE.*

[@GooberProject]

Massively jealous from the UK. Hope we can follow 😭

[@rockstar-kp2jy]

Move here, Uk isn't built on Jesus like the us.

[@benjaminollis]

Me too.. before it's too late!

[@kathrynck]

@@benjaminollis I dunno, the decline of the UK is pretty far along. If it weren't for the scots I think the whole thing would be in flames already.

[@cobwebsandcatnip]

Yep. Please sort out the UK

[@100thMkey]

14:00 ok so the windmills killing the whales, he was talking about windmills anchored out at sea. its not that he's saying crazy stuff, its just that he forgets key details and jumps around during his rants. He's a yapper, but whats funny is a lot of our Past presidents before video recording were Major yappers. so he's really conjuring the Presidential spirit of that Original Golden age

[@minners71]

I think studies have shown even ones inland if they are close enough can still reach the ocean disturbing the whales natural navigation causing them to beach.

[@betelgeux6010]

everybody with half a brain can infer that hes talking offshore when whales are in the mix though. its nice to add that, sure, but come on. arguing on that level is just petty

[@snakevenom4954]

He's a yapper, but he's right. Those wind mills are killing whales

[@NoctLightCloud]

​@@snakevenom4954wind mills on land aren't better though. I'm following a Norwegian KZbinr and he once said that close to his house, they cut down several kilometers of wood/trees for wind mills, because the mills need a lot of free space around them so that the wind can actually pick up in speed properly. It's actually insane tbh. Wind mills on land only make sense in flat land (e.g. Denmark, Netherlands, Northern Germany) but not when there is woods, mountains etc around. Changing the landscape to implement "green" energy is NOT green.

[@snakevenom4954]

@@NoctLightCloud I agree. Solar and Wind are not a solution to every problem. If you can make the work, great. But better options exist if you have to clear massive forrests for some windmills

[@JacobGonzales-t3r]

And so it begins, 4 years of content lmao

[@davidschmidt2081]

Trump is absolutely content lol, but he's also very good for the country.

[@williamwayne4043]

Yep we're getting what we always wanted expansion in the Canada!

[@DiplomattINC]

@@davidschmidt2081 100% agreed, dude says whatever he's thinking. And he also actually uses his power for something. Unlike literally any other president to ever exist that wasn't in the 1800s. I think my favorite part about him is he treats his Presidency like a HOI4 Campaign, and just does a ton of stuff with his power. You actually feel the changes in real time.

[@TechnoMinarchist]

Trump is good for business

[@jozzsqq]

​​@DiplomattINC Alright buddy you're very misinformed 😂😂 First off, he hasn't done anything yet aside from saying he will release criminals that stormed the capitol on his behalf. Put some respect on Biden and your former presidents. Biden shrinked your inflation rates prior to Trump entering office. Now when prices soar you can only blame Trump for his tarrifs. It's embarrassing that a foreigner knows more about your country than its own people 😂😂 Now you have foreigners in government (elon musk for instance)

[@rocwelledwards8942]

i feel like im watching history

[@Dragonfury3000]

You are

[@Guus115]

Very much so

[@dubuyajay9964]

Because you are?

[@f0li0_]

I wish we had someone with balls like this in power in the UK

[@Jesus-w3r2k]

We might finally be able to eat Bacon again.

[@Oomph6006]

Since when was that forbidden?

[@alex71638]

Executuive 12-7B biden era We can't eat Bacon here in Cali sadly.​@@Oomph6006

[@Jesus-w3r2k]

@@Oomph6006 it's a joke. Trumps says it's so expensive that we can't afford it.

[@Oomph6006]

@@Jesus-w3r2k Lol.. good one..

[@Airtroops83]

@@Jesus-w3r2k says? bro ots real man, a lot of us out here are skipping meals to get by. you think I can afford meat candy? I'm doing good to afford as many eggs as I do

[@qwertyuiopqwerty112]

The biggest Day 1 patch in American history

[@souldry]

Apparently, the windmills that are stationed in oceans, create very strong vibrations that drive whales mad and cause them to beach themselves.

[@bigricky5742]

Who cares. I need to run my aircon. Stop progress cause a fish is ridiculous

[@souldry]

@@bigricky5742 explaining why the whales were mentioned with the windmills. Also, it’s not like these windmills are a great source of energy. The cost of production and maintenance vs energy produced isn’t very good. Their one upside was supposed to be that they are environmentally friendly.

[@crushl2451]

Its like april fools when Trump is in office. You really can't take anything without checking science papers. I do not know about this topic, but it seems far too convenient for the "drill baby drill" guy to have this information first.

[@friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952]

Melania giving off that Bene Geseritt vibe Barron giving off that Paul Atreides vibe LFG

[@emeraldsentinel92alpha30]

LISAN AL GAIB!!!!!!😢😂😂😂😂

[@ekapaulus5915]

thingking the same. Barron look like a secret character prepared for something big.

[@wmj1860]

I may not be Ameican, or have ever even been to the country but this isn't just a win for America, it's a win for the world. Make common sense common again.

[@Apostate_ofmind]

LETS GOO

[@Tetheredpencil]

A win for America yes, a win for the world...we will see. I hope so. I'm worried about the tariffs and operations like in Panama.

[@Oyvind80]

A win for the world? Pulling out of the Paris agreement is a big step back for the world. Trump goes on the offense about China being the bad one with their pollution, even though they are just about 2/3rds of what USA levels of pollution. It's a huge setback for the climate, but of course the human climate change deniers are as informed and believes as much in that as a flat eather believes in the globe.

[@rsmith8113]

Yup, the EU leaders are furious, Kier Starmer sh*ing rocks, Zelensky is silent, Gaza and Israel went into ceasefire, China signing the deals. The guy will go and fix everything just by being the president. He will get the Noble Prize this time around for sure.