President Trump's Muslim-Targeted Travel Ban: The Daily Show

[@shannon504]

Guys look on the bright side: 4 years of Trevor roasting trump. EDIT: this did not age well 2020 has been trash.

[@starlinguk]

*turns spit*

[@trevinodude]

Shannon Mc And Stephen Colbert roasting him too. Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah has mad me laugh in rough times, so them roasting Trump is always fun to see.

[@DomyTheMad420]

do you think they find it fun? :/ They still have to live with it, while from the bottom of their heart they (and the majority of the nation) does not condone his actions.

[@trevinodude]

Domyras I don't condone Trump's actions at all. It pisses me off, but sometimes trying to make a joke from it makes people relax a bit. Which is why Colbert and Noah is my go to place when I think of Trump's actions. Not only to they make me laugh, it's also nice to remember I'm not alone in my disapproval of what Trump does.

[@shannon504]

Domyras Sometimes the jokes are what get through people's thick skulls. Thats why so many comedians talk abot political matters.

[@haladriels]

People in Bristol, that's near where I live, are protesting. That's how bad this is.

[@richardtaylor4362]

Amitha Alex because they are useful idiots brainwashed by the BBC.

[@xShinigami-gk2um]

Richard Taylor why do u call them brainwashed they just have an other opinion lol

[@bighawn2319]

Amitha Alex there is nothing bad, people are protesting nothing because they are mad

[@ankur9936]

What countries ban Israelis? Countries that reject not only Israeli passports but also any passport which contain Israeli stamps or visas are in dark green. The depicted countries are (from left to right): Algeria, Libya, Sudan, Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Lebanon, Syria, United Arab Emirates, Iran, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Malaysia and Brunei.

[@richardtaylor4362]

[DG]A.R.E.S 18 months of highly biased BBC propaganda has turned a large chunk of our population into raving loons, where were these idiots when Granny Hillary and Black Man Obama were destroying MENA region? Nowhere , they are hypocrites!

[@DNRoss305]

So we just gonna forget about the taxes?

[@maximeteppe7627]

#neverforget

[@Razor4884]

Also not forgetting about the ACA shutdown.

[@SaviourInDistress]

what happened with the taxes? (I'm not american so i don't get all the info)

[@hollyb6885]

Mohsin Abdullah I'm not forgetting trump's plan to give the wealthiest people a reduction of almost 7% in their federal tax bracket.

[@revuesdeminuit4071]

SaviourInDistress Trump admitted to not paying his taxes, and refuses to release his tax returns.

[@invictusblizzero]

The only *GOOD* thing about Trump is that he's allowing for the best comedy skits ever.

[@syakirarenemeivia6360]

Actually... That's the only *LEGAL* thing he ever did

[@Venus.Y]

Lol so true

[@kshitijshrey]

My Pakistani Muslim uncle came in America and is still wondering why this sh*t is called MUSLIM BAN ?!!?

[@cirenbara845]

trump is god. I am from China. and he helped us. he knows ccp is so bad. but obama not help us. Trump did. so Trump is our god. thank trump.

[@chiyono221]

@@cirenbara845 I can't tell if you're trolling or actually being meaningful about this.

[@archammer2]

Two things I have in common with Trump. - I haven't watched Finding Dory - I'm unfit to be president

[@jiado6893]

I would totally recommend the movie.

[@revlo1557]

That makes two of us.

[@peacethrutech1459]

Sridhar Kaushik Dear Indian, mind your own business..deal with your own trump Modi..Fuck off from here

[@nelsonking]

+Jim Mason Muslim ban, REALLY? You liberals are really stooping to a new low. Here are the top 10 most populous muslim countries in the world:- Indonesia (209.1 million) .... Pakistan (176.2 million) ... India (167.4 million) ... Bangladesh (134.4 million) ... Nigeria (77.3 million) ... Egypt (77.0 million) ... Iran (73.6 million) ... Turkey (71.3 million) ... Of all those countries, only Iran has a ban instituted against it. So is it really a Muslim-targeted ban or are you guys just playing along with the far-left liberal media narrative? Obama suspended the Iraq refugee program in 2011, where were the protests? Did the media go berserk over that? Nope. Because apparently it's okay when Obama does something but when Trump or any other republican president does it, it's an outrage and it's 'HItlerian'. Of the 7 countries with an imposed immigration suspension on, ALL of them with the exception of Somalia have a ban on Israeli nationals. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE??? You far-left liberal fucks disgust me!

[@borisblundin3702]

Trust your President. Ignore the lies and scare tactics of Trevor Noah. He is promoting fear and racial division. His reports are proof of his lies and his racist agenda.

[@davidrbrtsn]

Here in South Africa, Muslims, Christians and Athiests live right alongside each other and there is virtually no religious violence, despite general crime levels being high... it is so easy find common goals and beliefs and build on those... and it's the only way! I hope Americans realise that.

[@kingtaf-3722]

David Robertson exactly! why do people never understand this?

[@annetepeter7995]

I think it's pretty much the same for all of Southern Africa (except for the crime, SA takes top honours in that regard), but please don't tell the 1st world people, especially the Americans. They might just decide to turn us against each other. Remember Egypt?

[@Sujeesh_Bhosri]

David Robertson Same in India but we get news every day that some muslims fled to syria to join ISIS. I don't know why, America Never bombed India

[@clumsyatom5432]

Sad thing is most religions are build on the same fundamental ideas. Sure there are differences in what they believe in, cultures, traditions etc. but when you get down to the message and the basic commandments they are very similar. Makes you wonder why there is any conflict at all.

[@kingtaf-3722]

If you look at our religious books you will see many similarities...Burningshadow

[@Coasterlocity]

Trevor's accents are always so funny and spot on.

[@crazybutcool5150]

Trump won't last. Just like his supporters who didn't last in school and dropped out.

[@tefeloramollo8460]

USMCA7X yass 😂

[@midnightjazz3278]

USMCA7X No matter how much you hate him, he's going to be president for 4 or 8 years. Just saying. It's better to educate yourself rather than complaining, like what lots of democrats are doing. (As a moderate, that's what I'll do)

[@crazybutcool5150]

LarukuFangirl no thanks. He could never be presidential. He acts more like a king with a queen's body. The population will rise up and kick his ass out. I will gladly be part of that. He's a FREAK!!!

[@Sujeesh_Bhosri]

Keep crying. You are crying even before he won. I think you will cry for another 8 years.

[@crazybutcool5150]

ABHILASH I don't cry or whine. just saying it how it is. your comment is the perfect example of the mentally ill that support this fat orange freak.

[@harrisonshone7769]

Glad to see he's finally united the country against him.

[@brucehunter8355]

he is a propagandist

[@ManonVarendaz]

Or rather the world :)

[@GamingBoy-ex9pz]

Harrison Shone ya yaa u can say that coz I think there havnt been an explosion in ur neighbourhood yet wait for it.. and then u ll realise whts rong and whats not

[@jasminasher4134]

Gaming Boy seriously your grammar is so bad it hurts

[@fask1851]

@@GamingBoy-ex9pz props to you for thinking Islam promotes violence

[@Steinchen43]

I'm from Germany and a friend of mine who is half Iranian (born in Germany though) and therefore possesses an Iranian and a German Passport recently planned a vacation to the US with her family. Flight's booked, everything's paid for, few weeks later Trump happened.

[@richardtaylor4362]

Steinchen drei von und zu vierzig So what, it is their country, they can admit whoever they want.

[@richardtaylor4362]

Steinchen drei von und zu vierzig also Merkel is on borrowed time, Trump will crush her.

[@Steinchen43]

Richard Taylor apparently even green card owners and people with German passports

[@Steinchen43]

Richard Taylor sure.

[@richardtaylor4362]

Steinchen drei von und zu vierzig No that is not true

[@davesolemi5141]

I can't wait for this cheetos to be impeached.

[@kincain74]

Pence wouldn't be any better 🤢

[@briannalablanc7281]

Dave SOLEMI they can't impeach him ...if he hasn't done anything!!!... technically he's NOT breaking any laws from banning other countries from entering....this is AMERICA nobody has a right to come here..it's a previlage

[@K1NGJAM3S2o3]

Brianna LaBlanc actually the statue of liberty says send me sick your poor and weak..but don't let facts get in your way of your quest for complete ignorance

[@kingkoopa157]

it hasnt even been 2 weeks yet, hes likley to break laws. plus all of his conflicts of interest could be breaking laws maybe i wish i was more edjumediced

[@steh8831]

Brianna LaBlanc - if only you had made an effort to gain an education, or at least learned to fucking spell correctly.

[@remisionarcidash8671]

(8:30) And [remember, O Muhammad], when those who disbelieved plotted against you to restrain you or kill you or evict you [from Makkah]. But they plan, and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners. Great truth of God by the way 8:30 is the number of this chapter from the Quran and i am surprised its the same minute in the video for the same thing god Is truly glorious I wish just all people know :( I wish everyone just worship the only one who created him in the first place :( Allah banned ? you cant ban God who created the universe and everything from on country (Allah means God you know he is the same God in both Christianity and Judaism by the way I love how God turns around the people bad plans against them

[@senseipanda2307]

Preach!!My muslim brother or sister!!

[@OlviMasta77]

Allah is not Yahweh. There would not be Islam if that was the case.

[@mohamedaminechakir8520]

@@OlviMasta77 or even christianity is that it ? Well, islam and christianity and judaism all have one god who is allah. But islam is the only true religion there is because all of the others were modified by it's followers. Islam in the other hand is protected by allah. Allah the glorious, the most merciful.

[@mohamedaminechakir8520]

Thank you and glory to allah, islam and its followers

[@SaddamOmar66]

what a great answer!

[@darrenmahabir9443]

Trumps the type of president the US invades a country to overthrow.#Food for thought

[@lilyvasquez1567]

Darren Mahabir wow your early

[@jasonfedricks1890]

Darren Mahabir how times havr changed

[@hiimana8110]

Darren Mahabir wait oh shit!!!!

[@cloudsin8748]

FREEDOM!

[@houdazahrane5871]

Honestly!!!

[@fxckmoezy841]

That's 1 small handstand step for trump. And 1 giant leap backwards for mankind.

[@andreaskvale3961]

I think United States is more fitting than mankind, but Trump's action is still unjustifiable.

[@harrisonshone7769]

He's going to drag us all back. Just wait and see what his actions do to the planet in the long term.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

FxckMoezy To be fair, mankind in general doesn't give a crap. Trump is a viewed as another American clown now, just like Bush before him, and US is a relatively small country with just 4℅of Earth's population, so his policies directly affect only a tiny minority among people.

[@fxckmoezy841]

Bear Arms I believe sooner or later one of his policies will have a domino effect. segregation, oppression and anger are all ingredients for conflict.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

FxckMoezy IF he was competent that would've been true. But if he completely fucks up America instead (which he most likely will), he will discredit right wing ideas and STOP the right wing parties in Europe. Just like failing Brexit already reduced popularity of right wing ideas.

[@rising593]

Nothing wrong at being Muslim :)

[@kingtaf-3722]

Conor Martyn murdering innocent people is not allowed in islam, and I'm confused about how women are trwated poorly?

[@rising593]

Conor Martyn I'm not sure any religion allows people to be gay :/

[@awithers7]

haseeb8834 Buddhism

[@mygenderisapacheapache9926]

haseeb8834 The people aren't but the religion is.

[@TheNzFox]

no more than christianity, you can't call one religion cancer while ignoring another that has almost word for word the same tenants. Why is christianity so lorded to the point it is political suicide not to swear on the bible, while Islam is demonized? . Isis does not represent Islam anymore than the KKK represents christianity

[@itzbebop]

lmfao at all the comments of people getting pissed at a comedy central host. why did you come here if not to start a fight??? do you honestly have nothing better to do?

[@1320treehouse]

Also not all Islamic people are terrorists

[@mj_4658]

@@TheProphetEli Oof, those are Syrians you shouldn't judge all Muslims because of Syrians, for real I'm Lebanese and they caused us problems too, don't act like this has something to do with religion, plus many of the Syrians that came there were raised in remote and isolated villages, they weren't used to seeing women walking around in the clothing they are wearing, but that doesn't mean I'm defending them, they need to know how to act in front of a woman. I'm from Lebanon and people here are allowed to wear what they want, even though the country is Muslim majority, that goes to show it has nothing to do with religion, and trust I feel bad for the countries that had this happen to them,because it also affects us to.

[@ra_alf9467]

Nah, when a Muslim write a normal comment. The replies are always... Bad.

[@ivoflo]

I always spare my time to read the comments and the replies of every islam-related video in YT. Oh I also bring a glass of ice coffee and some popcorn. It's always interesting you know.

[@RandomYoutubeUser69]

@@ivoflo IKR fun to watch,being a conservative ain't bad let the god judge them in the afterlife

[@19FizZ91]

as a Muslim I'm so warmed by these protesters this act of humanitarian is a wake up call to all those Muslims living in fear of harsh judgement that there are many good people out there. words can't express gratitude

[@richardtaylor4362]

19FizZ91 or Islam in the western world could make changes in their outlook to make it difficult for supposed haters, there is a huge opportunity for a group of Muslims to differentiate themselves and be the change.

[@JerryTheMice]

40% of muslims in America support same-sex marriage according to a Hareetz article, so I don't believe they are as fundamental as the media portrays them to be.

[@19FizZ91]

Richard Taylor of course we should do our best to adapt, and respect everyone's views. the Muslims I know generally keep to themselves and don't force their views. And I'm sure they don't expect people to force there's on them which i'm sure you weren't suggesting :D as all religions are free to practise the way they feel is best. respecting what is in common is first step,as shown here where human rights should be respected across the board

[@richardtaylor4362]

19FizZ91 I am disappointed in the media for hiding the female exmuslims from the wider public. I know of numerous people who are Muslim and fine people and feel bad for them that the rest of the family let them down.

[@richardtaylor4362]

Urrcreavesh Sorry you are saying the modern socially advanced societies should unquestionably accommodate Islam , the west has a responsibility to its own citizen but they failed hence why the EU is collapsing, Wilders and LePen will win , and why brexit and trump happened. There needs to be a whole system perspective for everyone's benefit or society will crumble further.

[@mbj920]

I died when he said Sacramento, California

[@rapture-citizen6949]

mbj920 "The Syria of the West".

[@alyssatraina9586]

mbj920 I'm from Sacramento and I agreee

[@firouzkarim7842]

Alyssa Traina what does it mean though?

[@mbvglider]

Sacramento is the capital of California, a beautiful state known for everything from beautiful redwood forests, mild weather on the coasts, world famous beaches, excellent snow capped mountains for winter sports, as well as breathtaking deserts. And then there's Sacramento, which has none of these things and nobody is exactly going out of their way to go there.

[@72marshflower15]

Paul Mitten (mbvglider) the city of trees actually has some decent salmon fishing in the fall...

[@renzovallejos6129]

I just can't seem to wake up from this nightmare...

[@quality9915]

ISIS act doesnt mean to islam Suicide is a sin

[@anonymous92388]

and killing innocent people too

[@rahman077]

Getting tattoos, drinking and eating pork too

[@fgip358]

@@anonymous92388 thats usa

[@Ibrahim-fs5dj]

@@rahman077 that's jerusalem too

[@IbtissamTrabelsi]

suicide is for coward

[@obriska]

He is watching Fox, not CNN.

[@Jcecil1035]

Oļegs Briška he's watching CNN so he can bitch at it

[@ms_scribbles]

He's watching both, but he's obeying Fox. He just watches CNN to have something to whine and cry about like a giant baby snowflake.

[@Jcecil1035]

***** *off

[@Jcecil1035]

***** no problem

[@Reppintimefitness]

I never heard any religious books teaching to hate other religions lets love each other please we all have to answer

[@tavernburner3066]

amiller81983 so you've never read the Quran. Good to know.

[@DJay0111]

amiller81983 are you fucking serious! ? - the koran preaches nothing but hate! , read a damn book.

[@stephansandiego5214]

Or the Bible apparently

[@Ultimaton100]

Contrary to the lies of Trump supporters, the Quran explicitly forbids violence and abuse in Islam against both fellow Muslims and non-members. In fact, historians attest that Jews were treated better in Muslim Spain than Christian Spain.

[@tavernburner3066]

Ultimaton100 depends on the sect,and other factors. example is not the punishment for Fasad Death and/or mutilation. "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter." - Quran 5:33

[@Pfromm007]

I just resubscribed to the Daily Show. Trevor Noah has won me over! Its good to be back!

[@killuahikillu105]

Arkadiem did the same today

[@wearethemangos980]

I’m a Muslim and I never even knew what 9/11 was and then Donald trump just taught me what it is

[@justtheaverageone3840]

Stop Trump. NOW. seriously, this is getting scary. not funny tho

[@justtheaverageone3840]

dafuq 'murica, you can do better!

[@bbking1439]

Robert Patch you are a radical jackass. Hopefully Mango and chief takes care of that next.

[@freeamsterdam]

Robert Patch I know hopefully he'll acknowledge radical right wing Christianity next and impose stricter gun laws so we won't have another bundy moment in Oregon. whites having a harder time getting guns, don't make it a race thing, its national security

[@lailam7041]

clovehitch he ban iraq refugees from entering, this man banned SEVEN whole countries even if you had visa. And besides Obama banned iraq refugees for six months doesnt mean that what Trump did was ok.It goes way out of proportion

[@mikew4777]

If America put a travel ban on gays... You would be appalled. But these countries all have travel bans on American gays. Why should we let people in our country that don't welcome our citizens or let us practice our culture in their countries??

[@queendsheena1]

Trump is just a horrible man. Period. Thanks for the entertainment Trevor.

[@richardtaylor4362]

queendsheena1 Hillary is just a horrible woman. Thanks

[@fang8459]

queendsheena1 you're both right lol

[@KS-nc7mm]

Richard Taylor "B-but Hillary!!!"

[@richardtaylor4362]

K S not heard that one before

[@mimsnyc8598]

Read the book The Hunting of the president Reflux. Also a movie.

[@e.b.g7126]

Why are Trump supporters so bitter? Didn't you win? Usually the winner strides in his success, not concern themselves with everyone else.

[@AynRand1967]

E.B. G We just love brainfuck liberals. You have no idea how much fun it is.

[@alexvolkov223]

So in other words, you have no lives and are miserable fucks no matter what happens? Yeah, most of us knew that already.

[@Jeremy-ku7ix]

E.B. G have you not watched the fucking news! those are not Trump supporters you stupid fuck!

[@e.b.g7126]

Jeremy White First I'll take a minute to excuse your French...I was actually referring to the ppl commenting on this video clip. I see you are bitter also.

[@TheTruth-ul6pm]

E.B. G why do leftist riot and assault trump supporters I thought that was a "direct threat to our democracy" according to yours truly Hillary Clinton.

[@nikki4803]

"Who is this man?! And, by the way, who hasn't watched FINDING DORY YET?!" Me:**Sheepishly and slowly raises hand** I'm sorry Trevor. It's 2019 and I've barely seen the trailers.

[@nickma24]

lol 2020 here, still haven’t watched

[@wissalm3252]

Bruh. I have never went to the cinema.

[@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it]

Just vote against Republicans and the idiot president thanks

[@fari7357]

2021 and I haven't watched it

[@qsayedalshamsi6588]

The fact that some people still support this guy, its sad really :(

[@qsayedalshamsi6588]

@@ranbirvaid449 yes I am, but honestly look at all the other comments clearly many people are against him as a president muslims or not, the muslim ban is not the worst thing he has done

[@noorahalsadat9498]

@@ranbirvaid449 ok honey i live in a muslim country and we have churches more than mosques so we do exept different religions and by the way if you are a trump sporter then do whatever u want ur getting fooled trump striks my ciuntry for 0 reasons and then bans muslims!! U were saying that we dont let other religions to pray or do there things but from what i have seen it seems like trump is the one doing this he is not "protecting" americans by not letting them in BABY THE ONLY THIS HE IS PROTECTING ARE UNEDUCATED CITIZENS WHO BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT ORANGE SAYS. If u only google our history or about our religion u would've been a bit more educated and try to be a bit more nice because diffrent is not dangerous.

[@qsayedalshamsi6588]

@@ranbirvaid449 do you even know where I am from? Am from the UAE, a country that respects all religions and cultures we have numerous churches and temples for all religions In the UAE, people of all faiths are encouraged to worship freely, and many have their own places of worship, supported by the government. Our country encourages tolerance and inclusion, His Highness Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, President of the UAE, has proclaimed the year 2019 to be the "The Year of Tolerance" in the UAE, highlighting the UAE as a global capital for tolerance, and emphasizing tolerance as a universal concept aimed at entrenching the values of tolerance, dialogue, coexistence and openness to different cultures. you don't see Trump doing that do you? and no offense but he's clearly not doing a good job at keeping the citizens safe from what I can see happening now in the US.

[@noorahalsadat9498]

@@ranbirvaid449 maybe because they stole a country🤔 and the "freedom" u r talking about is sitting in the airport for days! u are so right i get treated the same way as u and we live in a peaceful world where everyone loves each other. What responsibility exactly? Hahah

[@noorahalsadat9498]

@@ranbirvaid449 yes u are right i have to simplify it so u would understand Honey what im trying to say is that we were never given "freedom" and that we have never been heared and none belives us because of all the horrible things people say about us

[@CloroxBleach-hc1gs]

Trump is really trying to get impeached isnt he?

[@garythesnail6177]

Clorox Bleach holy shit I see you everywhere I go 😂

[@garythesnail6177]

Clorox Bleach holy shit I see you everywhere I go 😂

[@iz723]

Why don't you get him imbleached?

[@THEOTHERGUYNATION]

What would he be impeached for, first of all unless he does the most traitorous act in American history there is no way in hell a republican congress will impeach him, also he hasnt even done anything worthy of impeachment. Just for reference, I hate Trump, but I also know how to be objective

[@Amrani97]

Clorox Bleach Trump needs to drink you mate

[@Mttyd12]

Just wait I hear donald is thinking of changing the usa currency name to the donald

[@TkGz]

more like doland

[@abdullahfaisal8353]

the sandwich would be 5 donalds please xDDDDD

[@slimshady9200]

I only have 2 donalds

[@zararani7613]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zeynabbbb]

In today's news, the US Donald has sharply dropped against the Euro.

[@leylaozdenak]

"Sacramento California, the Syria of the west" I cried

[@bibibibi2680]

😁😁😁😁😁

[@hassansaeed3181]

what does that mean ?

[@moviescope8891]

@@hassansaeed3181 dats mean ur stupid person

[@TheCAMPER1996]

Trump supporters be like: But...but Hil...lary....

[@butchbg1366]

Artyyyooo yo "But the emails!! She's crook!!!!" meanwhile trump is 1000000x worse

[@Uryendel]

Yeah hillary who want to implant a no-fly zone over syria which mean war with russia (who was preparing for ww3 in case of hillary get elected), who's a specialist of overthrowing regime, who pledged for the irak war, who also want to build a wall at the border, ect... And what did trumps? stop some ONG fundings and make the same than obama did years ago using the list of dangerous country made by the obama administration... So yeah, until trump start a ww3 like hillary would have done that would be "but hillary". oh and don't forget hillary make trump get elected, that was her strategy to make him win the primary and she also rig the democrats primary avoiding sanders to be the US president.

[@itscris1973]

Uryendel Why are people still complaining about Hillary. The election over. Trump won. Hillary's emails and plans for if she got elected should be the last things on your mind.

[@Triobian]

Your sentence structure, spelling, and grammar, are horrendous. You sure you're from this country? #IWantToSeeThatBirthCertificate #BanUryendel

[@Uryendel]

It's Cris I don't know, maybe because that was the only fucking alternative? And i didn't talk about her emails, actually nobody does except the Clinton propaganda who try to reduce her flaws to only her email when it's just a tiny little rock on the big ass iceberg.

[@glennasmith9382]

Donnie doesn't like his country to be "taken over" by immigrants, but he forgets that his immigrant ancestors gave him the chance to be called American.

[@glennasmith9382]

Dagga De La Rossi "Easily manipulated by the press"?? You don't know me honey, so stop making assumptions. Maybe I am stupid, but at least I know the difference between your and you're. Stop searching for alternative facts in everything, it gets boring.

[@EbbyGerl]

Dagga De La Rossi you meant "you're".

[@oobndroobw]

Dagga De La Rossi It's "pooring" in, is it?

[@ZENO-TV]

To all those affected by this ban, I say this: Come to Tamriel. We will shelter your sick, feed your hungry, and unite your divided. Talos Guide You.

[@BotondTorok94]

cringe

[@ZENO-TV]

Botond Torok Some will not take it as this. Do you seek refuge in Skyrim?

[@iyantz8681]

What kind of ride should i take?

[@Preistley]

The Ebony Warrior and Mack Are you saying that we should take up enjoyable hobbies in order to distract ourselves from the horrible things going on in the world?

[@imperialwatch5218]

The Ebony Warrior and Mack We have enough problems with the Khajiit and scalebacks. We don't need anymore criminal scum.

[@browse6360]

*Hosts a screening of Finding Dory *Separates Immigrants from their kids Just Trump things.

[@laysskuzbari4496]

i love you Trevor Noah

[@luca.quinn1]

I haven't watched Finding Dory yet...

[@bee3467]

OpticPotatOS Shame!! Nah it's nowhere near as good as the first one.

[@luca.quinn1]

An Ode I'm not surprised, Pixar has really declined in quality recently (except for Inside Out)

[@bee3467]

OpticPotatOS Let's cross our fingers for Incredibles 2

[@MusgoHBA]

It's pretty good. Not great, but good.

[@henryvolt35]

It's good but not good enough to ignore risking the lives of nearly hundreds of thousands of lives in a non thought out policy you just made just to watch it.

[@rain1717]

My biggest problem with this is that there was 0 warning. As far as I know, no one knew this was going to happen until after it did.

[@Johnny0lovely69]

Rain / Ross shit even defenders of the act like National Review mentions this

[@ms_scribbles]

Yeah, Trump claims it's because if he gave any warning, millions of terrorists would flood into the country before the deadline and kill us all...or something.

[@Johnny0lovely69]

StormWolf "'cause so many came and hurt us when Obama did the exact same in 2011" Trump probably thinks

[@wordforger]

Zero warning?! You mean all those months he was talking about banning Muslims, and calling Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals didn't clue you in?! THIS is what the sane people of this country have been warning everyone about! ... Man I want to slap everyone who stayed home on election day, or voted for Trump thinking he couldn't POSSIBLY be as insane as to EVER do exactly what he said he would do. But I don't have to. The next few years are going to be painful enough that the slapping will be done for me.

[@rain1717]

***** What I mean is how no one was prepared when he just woke up that day and banned travel from those places. I would have expected him to give us a date in advance, before he put the ban into place in.

[@NaiefThegoony]

As a muslim myself i just can't feel happier about this , thank you for giving us hope , Americans really aren't out of their minda after all, but then again trump did get re-elected so nr

[@kadrimiran5836]

@Bleed Blue do you bleed 🤔bluee

[@LaeliaViviana]

Bleed Blue I can give you a links to really interesting videos about why me and many converted to Islam. I was a Christian and now I’m a proud Muslim ❤️

[@LaeliaViviana]

Bleed Blue wait what??? That doesn’t make any sense how did imposing slavery come into this?¿🙃

[@YesYes-ms5zc]

BLACKPINK THUMBS You are a good person thank you

[@kadrimiran5836]

@Bleed Blue says the person who's all opinions came from the youtube videos 😂😂😂

[@Karonis124]

I have a terrible confession to make: I haven't seen Finding Dory yet.

[@-themeepqueen3984]

how could u betray us?

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Same...I avoided spoilers everywhere

[@Blackheartzero]

Pnevma Ton'Dason all i know about it is that there's an adorable-looking Whale Shark. meh, call me when there's a Basking Shark character...

[@Machenziethemodel]

I don't understand why you would deny access to people to America and they risk their lives for America.

[@jackdrive223]

how exactly do muslims risk their lives "for america"? you understand a country is not a charity right?

[@Machenziethemodel]

jack drive Confused on your statement. No one is talking about a charity. They serve for America. In what ways were not going to know because most likely it's not going to be released. America has many spies and so forth of different background and cultures. Does that mean they are disregard it because their religion is different. That's like me serving in the navy but I can't come home because my religion isn't Christianity.

[@jackdrive223]

I'm a princess so every muslim serves america because we might or might not have some spies? your an idiot.....

[@Machenziethemodel]

jack drive I'm really not understanding why this conversation is coming about. You have people of different backgrounds who are Muslim and some who are not that do serve for America. If you don't like Muslims that's your opinion. I watched the video and make my statement. Just like you watched the video and can make your statement alone. Not responding to someone else's comment sense it's in such distaste for you.

[@jackdrive223]

I'm a princess your comment has NOTHING to do with the ban at all, you dont even speak english right do you?

[@RayleEntair]

Remember George W. Bush? Good times, man. Good times.

[@veeshva8433]

Rayle Entair if you haven't seen Aziz Ansari's monologue on SNL, I highly recommend it, he made a joke somewhat like you just did 😂😂😂

[@lindalemoni5428]

he still wasn't that great.. only cause the US found an even worse guy.. doesn't mean Bush was good... but yes.. i get what you're trying to say

[@BatsuOhno]

Man...I'd take him any day other this dude...I mean at least the fucker smiled and was entertaining.

[@drakeman7617]

Equally bad times

[@cosmictrailblazer]

Trump makes Bush look like Albert Einstein. And I couldn't stand Bush. AT ALL.

[@omniambience]

Trevor Noah is proving a damn good successor to legend Jon Stewart.

[@RiyalityStudio]

Me: Okay enough procrastinating. Gonna do some work Also me: Hey look Trevor :DDD

[@alexiswelsh5821]

I KNEW people would regret Trump!

[@mitchervin522]

I don't.. best president ever

[@heeho3656]

Nah lol

[@mostertj8199]

92k+ deaths due to corona

[@skizo4486]

@@mitchervin522 well congratulations on no regrets. Now enjoy the deaths of pandemic.

[@Heathledger627]

@@mitchervin522 best president to get impeached maybe

[@dahoy8548]

"The only time religion is polite is when it has no power, so the more compliant people are, the more power it has." - AronRa

[@DorianMattar]

+HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Exactly!

[@vuvuvu6291]

Imagine if religion had atomic bombs

[@badisouerfelli5697]

they are just People you idiot

[@Soma81]

Trevor should move to Somalia they love people like him

[@bigolivehd8674]

🇳‌🇮‌🇬‌🇬‌🇪‌🇷‌

[@CheeseyMilkshakes]

Trevor Noah is definitely the new Jon Stewart

[@ekoth5363]

Nah. Jon Stewart was funny. Noah comes off as a condescending prick when he bashes people he doesn't agree with.

[@fcm3d]

Wait is Trump actually the thing that brings us together? Man I always thought it'd take an alien invasion to unite us but political figure is close enough.

[@BakuganMinion]

Jun Moreno What Trump is doing is actually good, when people realize how stupid this ban is and how stupid the foundation its built on is, muslims and others can live more at peace with eachother, what Trump is doing is counterproductive to what he wanted to do, he just unified muslims and christians alike.

[@WillHellmm]

Jun Moreno have you seen his face? He basically is an alien.

[@nelsonking]

+Jun Moreno You liberals are really stooping to a new low. Here is a list of the top 10 most populous muslim countries in the world:- Indonesia (209.1 million) .... Pakistan (176.2 million) ... India (167.4 million) ... Bangladesh (134.4 million) ... Nigeria (77.3 million) ... Egypt (77.0 million) ... Iran (73.6 million) ... Turkey (71.3 million) ... Of all those countries, only Iran has a ban instituted against it. So is it really a Muslim-targeted ban or are you guys just playing along with the far-left liberal media narrative? Obama suspended the Iraq refugee program in 2011, where were the protests? Did the media go berserk over that? Nope. Because apparently it's okay when Obama does something but when Trump or any other republican president does it, it's an outrage and it's 'HItlerian'. Of the 7 countries with an imposed immigration suspension on, ALL of them with the exception of Somalia have a ban on Israeli nationals. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE??? You far-left liberal fucks disgust me!

[@acej08]

Jun Moreno trump part of it.. alein are still planning.. they waiting for America to be at its weakest moment.. as in everyone is in too deep in the media or so

[@roxxbee2525]

Ashlin Jerome..IMO, these are just scare tactics in order to promote a racist agenda. I believe that Making America Great Again means making America White Again in some peoples' minds. .Do you realize that the TRUTH is that you are more likely to get struck by lightning than get hurt by a refugee? There is greater than a 1 in 1, 000, 000, 000 (billion) chance that you get hurt by a refugee. You are more likely to win the lottery than get hurt by a refugee. You are more likely to get robbed and hurt by a neighbor of similar background than get hurt by a refugee. If you think I'm lying, please do not take my word for it, please research it yourself. American values are under siege and it makes me physically ill.

[@sumeyaali]

Wait, even if you have dual-citizenship, you're still impacted by the banned? That doesn't make sense. If Trump would've consulted with people from the different government departments, all of these errors could've been avoided.

[@maryannemicheni4971]

Becomes aggravated by Muslim ban.....starts yelling after discovering Trump hasn't watched Finding Dory I've never subscribed to anything so fast in my entire life, I love this man

[@landfair123]

This is a Game of Thrones situation. The Wildlings helped defeat the White Walkers and ended up being kicked to the other side of the wall.

[@levongevorgyan6789]

No. They refused to live like civilized beings, and were cast out of society for their lawlessness.

[@Haptophobie]

Fantastic!!! Trevor Noah, Y O U A R E A W E S O M E ! !

[@jackdrive223]

you dont find it unethical that he didnt bring up how obama banned muslims also?

[@fredhoffman6658]

Hatoblowme...I bet you would swallow Trevors load.

[@pistoriusdemoan8871]

jack drive They actually said this in the video.

[@MegaChrisTerry]

Did you not watch the video when they mentioned Carter and Obama banning muslims. Or are you one of those people that just don't see facts?

[@emotionscomeandgo]

TREVOR NOAH IS BY FAR THE MOST BIASED, and ANTI AMERICAN OF ALL THE LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS. GROW UP. DEVELOP SOME POLITICAL ACUMEN. YOU PEICE OF SHIT

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I'm a Muslim and for the first time ever, I can't wait to get to the airport.

[@vmarzein]

donald trump:exist also donald trump: makes existance worse

[@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it]

Donald Trump is the ainti crisit the false masier

[@eironyy]

We need a thanos to wipe out half of the existence (trump and his fanfiction)

[@4k1nGyEsports]

@@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it Here a Correction : AntiChrist The False Messiah

[@fari7357]

@@eironyy lmao

[@boxopsgamingoffline1696]

Hey people of the internet :3 All I have to say during hard and dark times like this is: Spread love and peace. Love thy brother, thy neighbor, thy sister, and any fellow in between. I do not see race, I see humanity. Your skin nor religion does not make you any less human than me . May you all have a slightly better day with this comment :)

[@Dorian_sapiens]

*+Liddle Linkin* Thank you for this message, and please keep spreading it. :)

[@firouzkarim7842]

Liddle Linkin nice message. I hope you have a good day as well.

[@nelsonking]

+Liddle Linkin Hard dark times huh? Was it also hard and dark times when Obama suspended the Iraq refugee program for 6 months in 2011 or is it only hard dark times when Trump does it? You liberals are really stooping to a new low. Here are the top 10 most populous muslim countries in the world:- Indonesia (209.1 million) .... Pakistan (176.2 million) ... India (167.4 million) ... Bangladesh (134.4 million) ... Nigeria (77.3 million) ... Egypt (77.0 million) ... Iran (73.6 million) ... Turkey (71.3 million) ... Of all those countries, only Iran has a ban instituted against it. So is it really a Muslim-targeted ban or are you guys just playing along with the far-left liberal media narrative? Obama suspended the Iraq refugee program in 2011, where were the protests? Did the media go berserk over that? Nope. Because apparently it's okay when Obama does something but when Trump or any other republican president does it, it's an outrage and it's 'HItlerian'. Of the 7 countries with an imposed immigration suspension on, ALL of them with the exception of Somalia have a ban on Israeli nationals. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE??? You far-left liberal fucks disgust me!

[@Dorian_sapiens]

*+Nelson King* Love you, brother.

[@nelsonking]

+dorianXsapiens Love you too mate.

[@naomimoultrie7871]

TREVOR FOR PRESIDENT

[@krystalharris1259]

Our Most Handsome Our Most Beautiful Presidential elect...😏

[@krystalharris1259]

mitch... You have no LIFE

[@krystalharris1259]

U S of A ...

[@mitchervin522]

@@krystalharris1259 you have no dick..

[@mitchervin522]

@@krystalharris1259 Yelp trump is the man

[@michaelOburaOniala]

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." - Niccolo Machiavelli. Trump is reading from this exact script.

[@geniewriter214]

Pragmatic approach to things

[@BeowulfXXXX]

Well, but Trumps not feared either... hes just hated and made fun of

[@tamcon72]

Bannon might have read The Prince, but Emperor Wee Digits, no. He is not feared; he is loathed and considered ridiculous. He is the opposite of what Machiavelli describes.

[@nikolatasev4948]

Machiavelli wrote about unelected kings holding absolute power by force during the middle ages. If you think your country should be ruled by such a despot like it's the middle ages - cool. I'd rather have elections and separation of powers, thanks.

[@kanhadhameja7017]

And then there are Indian Hindus and Muslims Who are fighting with each other 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@yusufHaffejee-ql9oj]

It's so sad in Kashmir😢

[@manishmandal-78]

Kashmir problem is beyond your apprehension. Check history.

[@manishmandal-78]

And then there are Muslims fighting with Muslims in many countries, their own countries, neighbouring countries. Muslims had been fighting with Muslims since times of Ali. Don't spread false hatred.

[@kanhadhameja7017]

@@manishmandal-78 I was talking with relevance with this video that how these guys are morally supporting and how we are fighting with people of our own country. I never spoke anything about Kashmir.

[@yusufHaffejee-ql9oj]

@aghori sadhu Hindu and muslim live there together in peace let them be independent because India and Pakistan are trying to snatch the region and if either sides win it will be bad so there is peace but governments like India and Pakistan ruin it let Kashmir be independent

[@tori2dles]

Gosh, now I want to go to the airport & just welcome Muslims. :)

[@hassanshariif8910]

I am coming from Somalia and so scared please welcome me ....

[@Dorian_sapiens]

*+tori2dles* Mee, too. *+Hassan Shariif* There's a pretty good chance someone will be there for you, friend. :)

[@acepc2]

That's it I'm sick of it... I said I'd give him a shot to prove me wrong... I said maybe there's a chance that he'll prove everyone wrong and do something great... But he hasn't, this is disgusting

[@carlosdanger7263]

+acepc2 Trump is doing exactly what he promised during the election run. Medias are hyping it targeting the young Liberals because they have to get you out to vote for another DNC Establishment hack, very likely Joe Biden, in 2020. And Liberal/Progressive wonders why they never have someone who represents them.

[@rogerc23]

If you think this is the most disgusting thing America has done. Go google Obama drone attacks on civilians in the countries Trump just stopped giving visas to. ...sanctioned by Hilary. Yeah Choose Hope. Yes We Can. How about....Wake the fuck up

[@DarkLord-yd1ey]

+acepc2 You're a fucking spastic. It's been 2 weeks. Calm the fuck down.

[@Djr85]

Noah you have gotten so much better than when you started. Congrats on the growth and success!

[@MohammedAli-lw4xs]

We are all friends even if our skin color is different doesn't matter even if im a muslim we are still friends who's with me

[@pancakes7373]

Count me in!

[@changedaworldmyfinalmassag9487]

I'm with u homie

[@nikkibeacth]

If we could only ban the Kardashians instead....

[@sugandesenuds6663]

psst, you know what i heard? the Kardashians, have roots in a other country! that could be a reason to ban them!

[@irene5298]

nothing wrong with the Kardashians tho? Like? Ban racists instead LOL

[@amanywahba378]

@@irene5298 no offense the kardashians are people who do nothing for money

[@irene5298]

@@amanywahba378 well then you try doing nothing and becoming a billionaire? Go on.

[@amanywahba378]

@@irene5298 well what do they do

[@gaiaandreacompagni5393]

Please, America. Do it for us, the rest of the world: IMPEACH HIM!

[@DrPinkieDie]

Oh shit I suppose I'm supposed to make a joke since I'm early... Waffles

[@ohgoshtro]

DrPinkieDie no no more like Trump's ego

[@mahakattaya2145]

DrPinkieDie I think instead of waffles you meant trump

[@qjonipyles6956]

:

[@lavonis8946]

DrPinkieDie r

[@DrPinkieDie]

Phan! AtTheChemicalPilots no I meant waffles, you just refuse to let it lie

[@lilliat4590]

I remember when this was happening I was scared what would happen to my dad who wanted to visit his dying mom in Bangladesh.

[@thirdlasagna7233]

Trevor and Hasan. My best bois💕

[@SeansPiano]

The British: Okay Donald, you won. You topped our Brexit okay!!! Chill

[@daydreaminmixer]

I’m a Muslim please don’t hate me. I’m not a terrorist. I’m a highschooler who likes one direction and wants to be a graphic designer. I enjoy arts and hanging with my friends. I have terrible grammar and spelling skills. I have arguments with my sisters. I make mistakes but when I do blame me not my religion. In Islam when you kill an innocent person, it is like you killed all of humanity. Islam is a religion of peace. Those who spread violence are not Muslim’s.I love food, and basically eat 24/7. I am not perfect, but do not call Islam a cult. Hijab is a choice not oppression. I don’t wear hijab, but some of my friends do. If you have any questions please ask. I will be more than glad to answer.

[@lena._0]

People always view Islam as evil but it is still the fastest growing religion and continues to grow how ironic

[@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it]

Because its the only religion that all profits /messengers came with to teach us without religion no one would really educated peace to islam from the heart of America.

[@dailydoseoflaughter6449]

@Astha Singh yeah seriously how?

[@dailydoseoflaughter6449]

@Astha Singh Don't you study history? Where is the proof.

[@maamarfaroukbenbada454]

@Astha Singh im gonna make a statement that you will not be able to disprove even if you looked up in every single history book you can find listen : there wasnt a single muslim empire that expanded out of the simple reason off well expanding they were either: 1. At war with other empires that those empires themselfs initiated 2.they were anticipating the other empire (which they have no peace treaty with) to attack so they attacked first I dare you to find one islmaic empire waging a war on another "peaceful" empire that was just minding its own business ill save you the waste of time and tell you there is none so stop buying into false hatred and use your brain that Allah gave you.

[@maamarfaroukbenbada454]

@Astha Singh and im gonna add that a Muslim means one who submits his will to god and that only happens through the heart so muslims by DEFINITION cant FORCE other people to become muslims there is no point educate yourself please caus no not all people know that "islam was spread by the sword" Christianinty on the other hand did and no Christian on earth can denie that but we muslims can so you might wanna rethink your position on islam I pray that Allah guides your heart toward the Truth :)

[@LittleGreyBag]

Give Hasan a show!

[@namanjain.]

check out netflix ;)

[@libansheikh7067]

1:17 why does is say “god banned”?

[@MohamedLeminghabed]

If this guy was in my country he would be already in jail.

[@Wolpher]

jack drive no, ur the backward savage, her people are civilized

[@Preistley]

jack drive Wow. Calling someone who has a valid point that stands due to possible conflicts of interest, sexual assault, and shady business prospects, and your first reaction is to call them and their entire country one full of "backwards savages."

[@jackdrive223]

Joseph Noll trump has none of those things against him.......any country that would put him in jail for disagreeing with him is by nature and definition....SAVAGE

[@MohamedLeminghabed]

***** Maybe ... ur right :(

[@ahyemuaile]

1. Do not be rude in speech (3:159) 2. Restrain Anger (3:134) 3. Be good to others (4:36) 4. Do not be arrogant (7:13) 5. Forgive others for their mistakes (7:199) 6. Speak to people mildly (20:44) 7. Lower your voice (31:19) 8. Do not ridicule others (49:11) 9. Be dutiful to parents(17:23) 10. Do not say a word of disrespect to parents (17:23) 11. Do not enter parents’ private room without asking permission (24:58) 12. Write down the debt (2:282) 13. Do not follow anyone blindly (2:170) 14. Grant more time to repay if the debtor is in hard time (2:280) 15. Don’t consume interest (2:275) 16. Do not engage in bribery (2:188) 17. Do not break the promise (2:177) 18. Keep the trust (2:283) 19. Do not mix the truth with falsehood (2:42) 20. Judge with justice between people (4:58) 21. Stand out firmly for justice (4:135) 22. Wealth of the dead should be distributed among his family members (4:7) 23. Women also have the right for inheritance (4:7) 24. Do not devour the property of orphans (4:10) 25. Protect orphans (2:220) 26. Do not consume one another’s wealth unjustly (4:29) 27. Try for settlement between people (49:9) 28. Avoid suspicion (49:12) 29. Do not spy and backbite (2:283) 30. Do not spy or backbite (49:12) 31. Spend wealth in charity (57:7) 32. Encourage feeding poor (107:3) 33. Help those in need by finding them (2:273) 34. Do not spend money extravagantly (17:29) 35. Do not invalidate charity with reminders (2:264) 36. Honor guests (51:26) 37. Order righteousness to people only after practicing it yourself(2:44) 38. Do not commit abuse on the earth (2:60) 39. Do not prevent people from mosques (2:114) 40. Fight only with those who fight you (2:190) 41. Keep the etiquettes of war (2:191) 42. Do not turn back in battle (8:15) 43. No compulsion in religion (2:256) 44. Believe in all prophets (2:285) 45. Do not have sexual intercourse during menstrual period (2:222) 46. Breast feed your children for two complete years (2:233) 47. Do not even approach unlawful sexual intercourse (17:32) 48. Choose rulers by their merit (2:247) 49. Do not burden a person beyond his scope (2:286) 50. Do not become divided (3:103) 51. Think deeply about the wonders and creation of this universe (3:191) 52. Men and Women have equal rewards for their deeds (3:195) 53. Do not marry those in your blood relation (4:23) 54. Family should be led by men (4:34) 55. Do not be miserly (4:37) 56.Do not keep envy (4:54) 57. Do not kill each other (4:92) 58. Do not be an advocate for deceit (4:105) 59. Do not cooperate in sin and aggression (5:2) 60. Cooperate in righteousness (5:2) 61. ’Having majority’ is not a criterion of truth (6:116) 62. Be just (5:8) 63. Punish for crimes in an exemplary way (5:38) 64. Strive against sinful and unlawful acts (5:63) 65. Dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine are prohibited (5:3) 66. Avoid intoxicants and alcohol (5:90) 67. Do not gamble (5:90) 68. Do not insult others’ deities (6:108) 69. Don’t reduce weight or measure to cheat people (6:152) 70. Eat and Drink, But Be Not Excessive (7:31) 71. Wear good cloths during prayer times (7:31) 72. protect and help those who seek protection (9:6) 73. Keep Purity (9:108) 74. Never give up hope of Allah’s Mercy (12:87) 75. Allah will forgive those who have done wrong out of ignorance (16:119) 76. Invitation to God should be with wisdom and good instruction (16:125) 77. No one will bear others’ sins (17:15) 78. Do not kill your children for fear of poverty (17:31) 79. Do not pursue that of which you have no knowledge (17:36) 80. Keep aloof from what is vain (23:3) 81. Do not enter others’ houses without seeking permission (24:27) 82. Allah will provide security for those who believe only in Allah (24:55) 83. Walk on earth in humility (25:63) 84. Do not neglect your portion of this world (28:77) 85. Invoke not any other god along with Allah (28:88) 86. Do not engage in homosexuality (29:29) 87. Enjoin right, forbid wrong (31:17) 88. Do not walk in insolence through the earth (31:18) 89. Women should not display their finery (33:33) 90. Allah forgives all sins (39:53) 91. Do not despair of the mercy of Allah (39:53) 92. Repel evil by good (41:34) 93. Decide on affairs by consultation (42:38) 94. Most noble of you is the most righteous (49:13) 95. No Monasticism in religion (57:27) 96. Those who have knowledge will be given a higher degree by Allah (58:11) 97. Treat non-Muslims in a kind and fair manner (60:8) 98. Save yourself from covetousness (64:16) 99. Seek forgiveness of Allah. He is Forgiving and Merciful (73:20) 100. Do not repel one who asks (93:10)

[@internetbrowser7217]

Mehmet kardes ne diyon ya

[@personsn2586]

what are those?

[@personsn2586]

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[@personsn2586]

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[@personsn2586]

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[@natalie_kendel]

This is perfection. Thank you, Trevor.

[@venkyrangan]

Imagine trump comes out saying he is Muslim while getting deported

[@ABeautifulMess101]

I'm seriously not getting married until I find someone who can make me laugh like Trevor Noah does. Like deadass🤣

[@-themeepqueen3984]

dead ass.... did they chop it off someone know it is dead?

[@ABeautifulMess101]

Another Made Up Internet Subculture I feel you on that

[@ABeautifulMess101]

J Lynn cash me ousside 😩😂

[@khairulfahmyabdullah9040]

How the HELL do you BAN ALLAH I MEAN THATS LITERALLY GOD

[@shajiljohn]

are u triggered..

[@khairulfahmyabdullah9040]

@@shajiljohn kinda

[@shajiljohn]

@Dheena Ahmed nope.. not for atheists...

[@shajiljohn]

@Dheena Ahmed ur free to believe, i believe religion is like a Penis, ur free to thinks that ur Penis is the biggest, but when u call others small, and decide to show urs in public, thats when the problem starts..

[@shajiljohn]

@Dheena Ahmed So you anyone can go to Heaven? as long as they do good doesn't matter if they pray to a stone..?

[@jamandeman4293]

this is what happens after 1 week so good luck with 4 years

[@jackdrive223]

trump is a president who GETS SHIT DONE!

[@abdalln8554]

And we don't care what the result is, only that something happened!

[@jamandeman4293]

Abdallah Nawawi well said man

[@shauniebnaturalista6672]

+Jack Drive, honey, don't be fooled, the Mexicans aren't going to pay for the wall and we ain't got the bonz. He's showboating. He's a Grand Showman. He's playing you like a Stradivarius.

[@ponyville97dazzle]

Jaman Deman Oml 4 years ........ THERE WON'T BE A FORTH YEAR

[@mokutomedia1253]

As a muslim I have 2 feelings about this. I feel saddened that this is how they decided to play this out, even if your going to ban us from entering the coutry you should not separate families. I also Urge ALL people in america to do what you can to keep to the constitution and american values.... Now as a human being and this being a commedy show I aslo have another feeling which goes like this: HAAAA HAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!11111 I'M DYING! (Hopefully that will remain a non-literal thing :P) ]\'[

[@abdalln8554]

About as many times as a christian denounces the KKK, westboro baptist, the family or any other hardline christian extremist group.

[@shauniebnaturalista6672]

Ouch! As an African American...thank you for saying that. Christianity has always been silently complicit in, if not a financial benefactor of, oppression around the world. God rocks, but religion truly SUCKS! No one is safe in the preacher's care.

[@mokutomedia1253]

@Roger C Short answer, yes. We call them the khawarig(phonics :P). aka dogs of hell. ]\'[

[@abdalln8554]

Mokuto Media alternate-equal-length-answer, We've been opposed to extremists way before you guys decided to valiantly begin the "war on terror"

[@mokutomedia1253]

^^^

[@hankolson7445]

Are we just gonna ignore that Obama did the same thing in 2011?

[@hankolson7445]

Or that the Obama administration made the list of countries?

[@hankolson7445]

Or that none of the top 5 Muslim populated country's are on the list

[@TheHipisterDeer]

Hank Olson yes because obama did not ban people with acual legal visas.... what obama did was just made the vetting process harder and it did not completely stop the flow of travel. Trump is banning it completely, with or without a legal visa.... it dosn't take an idiot to see the difference. Also who gives a shit if obama wrote it? he isn't fucking president now! fact is trump signed it!

[@dsldanimite9193]

War-Wolf he wasn't muslim😂😂

[@A_n16]

Hank Olson They mentioned the Obama thing 6 minutes in. Did you watch the video or did you just wanna start something?

[@bundev6450]

1:34 I’m from the UAE so this ban doesn’t affect me apparently.

[@amoebagaming9019]

Well actually getting visa now for USA is much harder than before.......

[@amoebagaming9019]

Also in the uae

[@minam.658]

I'm from Yemen which is one of the I think 7 countries (I think?...) that're banned from entering. Thank goodness I was even born here.

[@Ladykyra101]

Trevor, put those dimples away; they're dangerous! 😍😍😍😍

[@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it]

Dont know whos your father look that up thats against god law having you before marrying your mother Whos dangerous if every person looks at his own race read your own history tell know you're people killing robbing others rapping full of fraud and they say there religious but naked doing what their holy books told them not to do adultry gambling living with interest away from god and there only laying to there selfs😊😊🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺😛😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂know whos dangerous you idiot.

[@ra_alf9467]

And who is this "They"? Trump's people or muslims

[@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it]

You pick!!!

[@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it]

@@ra_alf9467 pick and choose don't get your mind confused, trump..... making America famous in a big disaster.fuck its the truth your mad.

[@ChickaRenats]

Is this real life?

[@forsakenkingstudios]

ChickaRenats No. Its episode 2 of the bad reality show called "Trump Takes the White House." I heard it got green lighted for 4 seasons.

[@saradanhoff6539]

Yeah, but it's tanking hard. It looks like it's going to have its contract terminated before they finish the first season.

[@emyf9197]

ChickaRenats is this just fantasy caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

[@dirksommer4896]

I wasn't even aware of a new Austin Powers movie being made...

[@MrDigztheswagking]

ChickaRenats sadly yes

[@xxDakestMaidenxx]

Trumps face is orange...let that sink in for a second

[@-themeepqueen3984]

your username and profile that is just ..perfect XD

[@yernandochipi3285]

One of your best. Thank you!

[@kisubags437]

I ended up applauding with the crowd at the end. Almost broke my phone.

[@mobubabe]

Trevor is so nice and humane. I love him.

[@conancat]

Guys remember it's a 4 years marathon, we have to pace ourselves so we don't burn out. Take a deep breath, take a walk, and always remember *this is not normal*. *We cannot get tired of this*. When the abnormal gets normalized, that's when really scary things can happen.

[@ivanott7196]

In Malaysia, there are mosques built next to temple, church and gurdwara. Nobody freak out about how it could happened accept Americans.

[@jamesfuson3640]

I really felt it when he said "He's not fit to be president!"

[@lng7288]

I am Proudly & Crowdy say that I'm lucky to being a Muslim!

[@uzmaparveen2540]

In my experience, ALL the religions teach love and peace, but there will ALWAYS be some people who will twist the rules to use it to their advantage. That doesn't mean the WHOLE religion is bad.. My best friends are from different religion we never even think that we are different in any way. We all love each other and help each other.

[@XinoNexus93]

Shout outs to the Trump Fans being triggered! 😂

[@ra_alf9467]

Wait, They can write a comment?!

[@anggikharisma6388]

@@ra_alf9467 wait they know how to read?

[@ivoflo]

@@anggikharisma6388 uhm so you're telling me they know how the internet works?

[@Cinematif]

@@ivoflo so youre telling me that they have brains...

[@Cinematif]

@Ayah Awad so your telling me that they understand technoloogy

[@rikzz0r]

I love how Hasan always goes the opposite of what is expected from him as a joke, while still making a good point.

[@RayMak]

Welcome to Trump's America

[@AbdullahAbdullah-xm4it]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🥳🥳🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😏funniest joke of the day noone wants trump to stay in America send him to china or india where they will welcome him with reall people

[@sara.a9102]

man ur everywhere

[@mohammedqasim4459]

Trevor! No one can ban ALLAH from anything anywhere my dear. Change your words please.

[@aaanawaleh]

@Rex Rafael Collado Al Qaeda actually bombed mosques in the middle east.

[@oppenheimer2005]

@Rex Rafael Collado Al Qaeda was created by USA

[@potatotomato5328]

hey guys it’s 2020 and life is way worse with trump

[@chaoticiffanafs]

Hey atleast we don't see much his devilish tiny hand lol