Presidents Play Dawn Of War Part 2: Biden's Revenge

[@minutehammer]

Really appreciate the insane channel growth and support these recent days! Expect a much more consistent upload schedule very soon! Also check out my lore shorts for more serious 40k content 👀 kzbin.info/aero/PL31fwR8IWy3QUqily9r_xJncnthhfwxFJ

[@TommyBoyee123]

@minutehammer do Alex Jones as the witch hunters/inquisition, Angela Merkel as the necrons, Justin trudeau as dark Eldar, xi xinping as chaos, putin as orks, megan Rapinoe as sisters of battle,and greta thunberg as tyranids.

[@Oneamongthelegion]

You're pretty funny. Consider me subscribed. Please, I beg of you, keep making these, I love dawn of war.

[@apo617]

How the fuck did you make this? 🤣

[@drandarchive7656]

"He's attracted to the Tau because they're the youngest race" That burns more than orbital fire

[@minutehammer]

Hellhound tanks and heavy flamers are but a gentle caressing warmth in comparison

[@johndoe5432]

Fucking blew my sides into the stratosphere.

[@klortikterra4423]

first we blow him into the stratosphere with artillery, then we have 3 orbital salvos fired on him.

[@StriderZessei]

L + Cope + No White House

[@MoonBillboardRileyReidMemes]

That was a on point relevant thing to say though

[@fathergarcia7104]

“I will endure 1,000 resign requests before I yield” -Dreadnought Regan. Dude these 40k president characters are fucking great

[@minutehammer]

Found that play on the dreadnought line very fitting for the former president xD

[@AveSicarius]

Just wait until you see the 40K equivalent of the trickle down economy!

[@LordZandersSoapbox4811]

Lol 😂

[@tiedend4262]

Ted Cruz would totally be an Ork player 😂😂😂

[@vladimirrussian436]

"He's attracted to the Tau because they're the youngest race" LMFAO

[@LionelKnight]

BRO! That was a violation!

[@caretaker808]

Best quote ever

[@minutehammer]

Truly the highlight of this vid, really! Biden got torched with the heavy Flamer with that one.

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

Literal verbal exterminatus

[@cadian122]

Hahhahahahahaha

[@LionelKnight]

Trump should be using the Imperial Fists though. Then he can really build walls.

[@TheDeepestbluest]

100%

[@minutehammer]

Now I’m just imagining TTS Rogal Dorn with Trump’s face. “We need to build a palace to keep all the illegal heretics out. And we’ll make Horus pay for it.”

[@ZerathorneMusic]

He can make the xenos pay for it

[@AveSicarius]

@@minutehammer "My Lord, we've run out of gold, we've had to fire half the Imperial Guard because the Palace is exponentially larger than the miniature scale model you used to plan it out, a Nurglite plague is ravaging the entire population of Terra, and the High Lord's have discovered that you might have intentionally sabotaged the return of the other Primarch's with Eldar aid to ensure your place as Grand Regent. Also the Custodes seem angry about the fact you incited riot's on Holy Terra because Roboute Guilliman has been name Grand Regent instead of you. I'm also receiving reports that your idea of a 'trickle down economy' has killed billions of people as the hab-layers of Terra began to collapse when we piled all of the gold on top of them." "It's a hoax by Horus! I call it the Horus Hoax! We need more promethium, if people inject it into their veins it will cure the plague! Imperial Fist's to me, we must retake the Imperial Palace! Here, Qanonius, take down my word's for all must hear the crimes committed against your Primarch!"

[@fewcandleanimations]

@@minutehammer he’s just yelling up at Horus’ flagship with a $100,000 bill in his hand 😂

[@ApocGenesis]

"He's attracted to the Tau because they're the youngest race" "Using indisputable facts and logic as I always do, I've come to the conclusion that if I lead the Eldar to victory, my chances of getting a big titty space elf GF will drastically increase." and politics was solved forever. Subscribed

[@minutehammer]

This really is how all political debates should be settled, via DoW games and cod lobby tier trash talking!

[@then00brathalos]

"Finally got the unification mod to work after so long" Never thought i'll relate to an abominable intelligence, but i do now

[@minutehammer]

I did have a fair amount of issues getting it to run so I reflected that in the vid, lmao. Tedious but worth it!

[@LionelKnight]

I actually got it working very easily. Ran the installers and boom, weird that you guys had trouble but glad you got it working!

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

"He's attracted to the Tau because they are the youngest race." comedy gold

[@minutehammer]

Chapter Master Trump is putting on the heavy Flamer heat on Etherial Biden!

[@VilPar]

i feel like Bush as a necron player could have potential.

[@minutehammer]

It could definitely be interesting, hmm… I’m still sorting out who will lead what faction!

[@sportblort1021]

Assuming you're talking about George W. I could see him playing something totally out of pocket like Sisters

[@LionelKnight]

Hahahahaha! Mate please keep making these. This is GOLD! The Tau being the youngest race line was SAVAGE!

[@minutehammer]

I’ll definitely keep making more of these, they’re so much fun to make! And yeah, that line was hotter than the astronomican

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

I know everyone's talking about the "youngest race" line but can we get some appreciation for "Biden is only winning because the game is holding his hand harder than CNN"? Frickin GOLD.

[@minutehammer]

Glad you found that line funny, not a lot of people seemed to acknowledge it xD

[@Abridgelion]

​@@minutehammer CNN is holding their hands too.

[@keadonboze968]

I love how you can enjoy this no matter which side your on

[@minutehammer]

I am an equal opportunity political shitposter.

[@rodtheworm]

I am on no side and therefore enjoyed it all the more! :D

[@GuiltyFaT]

this has to be a series just keep adding in new people and let the madness grow

[@minutehammer]

The pseudo lore this series has already established definitely has a charm to it, I’ll be adding more presidents and notorious political figures in later episodes definitely!

[@TheJentok]

Maybe Olaf Scholz from. Germany 😂😂😂😂

[@granudisimo]

Dreadnought Reagan just killed me; he be trickling down them auto cannon rounds hard.

[@minutehammer]

Return to the Bolter round standard economy

[@twitchybristles]

As an Eldar player I have never been so offended. Also, I'm laughing my ass off.

[@minutehammer]

Lmao, glad I could make you laugh!

[@deepdungeon8465]

​@@minutehammer he should! That's the redeeming part of those Knife ears after the cluster fucks they created.

[@craptrap895]

fucking gold dude, your writing is actually pretty damn good.

[@minutehammer]

That actually warms my heart, I try to add a bit of humor that ties into the video. Most president plays videos seem to just be them talking normally with the insults boiling down to just cursing each other out

[@mikhailmaksimov9777]

"He's attracted to the Tau because they're the youngest race" had me

[@minutehammer]

Trump was dropping those virus bomb level bars

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

I died at Ben Shapiro popping in.

[@minutehammer]

Farseer Shapiro always makes unexpected visits through the Webway.

[@MarkoFTW]

Cinematic universe that we did not expect, but we fully deserve. Great job. Please continue.

[@minutehammer]

More is almost here! Glad you enjoy it

[@deathincluded3706]

"He's playing the tau cause theyre the youngest race" I literally just died laughing

[@minutehammer]

Joe was really put in the spotlight with that one!

[@SinnerBeta]

Ben has a very relatable life goal.

[@CStone-xn4oy]

Please keep making these. I don't know when they will stop being funny but we ain't there yet.

[@minutehammer]

Presidents Play 40k is a currently untapped mine of funny juice!

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

I hope the fire brigades were ready to handle those burns

[@minutehammer]

So hot Custodian Auramite melts in its presence

[@yomomma2623]

1:17 SHOTS FIRED! I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED!!!

[@minutehammer]

Biden really got torched this episode despite being the victor.

[@deepthroat6674]

This is so impossibly hilarious... I'm in stitches

[@minutehammer]

Stitches? Someone needs an apothecary immediately! Glad you found the video funny, btw!

[@baconzeon9843]

Give us more of these kinds of videos they are great

[@minutehammer]

More of these vids and lore shorts are coming very soon! Definitely need to get a standardized upload schedule down

[@HereticDuo]

"F*** THIS! i'm building the wall" that was perfect.

[@minutehammer]

One of Trump’s many instinctual reactions to any threat

[@Abridgelion]

Cannot overstate how accurate Benny's voice is. 😂

[@minutehammer]

The power of AI is truly fascinating!

[@Smitty9430]

This is amazing. Please do more

[@minutehammer]

There’s much more to come for this little series, stayed tune for more! :)

[@Smitty9430]

@@minutehammer not only is it hilarious but each person fits their faction so well 😂.

[@Zack-tx7oz]

This the funniest stuff man!!! More please 🤣

[@minutehammer]

Thanks! Really glad you found it enjoyable! More of this series is definitely on the way!

[@apothecarykekoulis]

I see Biden found the female Fire Warriors. Clearly the key to his victory. Surprised Shapiro picked the Craftworld Eldar and not the Ynnari. :V All in all, an amazing video. Had goosebumps from laughing. XD

[@Tracer_Krieg]

Them and their anime waifu powers... NEIN! Hanna Krieg is better!

[@minutehammer]

Guilliman already laid claim to Ynnari cheeks unfortunately. :p Ben had to settle for the next best thing that suited his tastes.

[@minutehammer]

Krieg wife would be best wife “D-do you wanna dig trenches and fix heavy bolter positions with me?” 👉👈

[@oscarlove4394]

@@minutehammer "I couldn't find any chocolate for valentines day, i hope morphine and cigarettes is ok? Y-you wanna come over to my place and calculate artillery trajectories after this?"

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

​@@minutehammer Nah. The best waifus are nuns with guns. Blessed waifus, best waifus!

[@TehPwnerer107]

Holy shit I needed this type of content in my life thank you

[@minutehammer]

Glad you found it enjoyable! More is on the way.

[@anomalien6557]

Dude, that was so funny, uhhhh! Biden playing for Tau is the dream come true, and the jokes were on point!

[@minutehammer]

Glad you found it funny! I try to add in some unique humor to makes their lines pack a punch!

[@LuperAnimations]

Hillarious ! Love it please make series ! ❤️❤️❤️

[@minutehammer]

I’m definitely turning this into a series for this channel! Expect regular uploads of this very soon!

[@derekdrake8706]

_"Joe should be playing the imperium since he's as old as it."_ *"He's playing Tau because they're the youngest."*

[@minutehammer]

Went from 0 to 100 real quick!

[@arcdecibel9986]

"He's attracted to the Tau because they're the youngest race" This stuff is too funny! Subscribed.

[@minutehammer]

Thanks for subbing! Really happy you found my content worthy of such.

[@TasMan14PL]

"Using indisputable facts and logic as I always do, I've come to the conclusion that if I lead the Eldar to victory, my chances of getting a big titty space elf GF will drastically increase." Highly Understandable

[@minutehammer]

Heresy but it’s relatable!

[@kevinkarasz4948]

He “atracted to tau , because its the youngest race” got me laughing.

[@minutehammer]

Glad I could make you laugh! Next Presidents Play episode is coming out today!

[@ouchiegiverjr]

Man is throwing exterminatus level bombs, inquisition come get ya boi!!!

[@minutehammer]

Oh god oh fuck they’re gonna ex-communicate me for this heresy-

[@gnesnes9663]

this is pure f****** gold hammer, KEEP EM COMING!!

[@minutehammer]

More is coming! Glad you enjoy it!

[@RoncoRaptor]

These are absolute gold. My favorite rts made absolutely hilarious

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear I successfully gave DoW a humorous twist!

[@williamgregg6459]

I like how in each of these Trump shares all the opinions and plays how I do.

[@minutehammer]

Trump really is the meta hugger in this small series.

[@mohammedriadh4990]

"He's attracted to the Tau because they're the youngest race" Damn....just Damn lol

[@minutehammer]

The poor sleepy Tau commander was shown no mercy today!

[@tiedend4262]

"My chances of getting a big tiddy gf go up drastically" I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂

[@minutehammer]

Ben really has his priorities straight!

[@nubuki123]

Incredible, I need more of these.

[@minutehammer]

More are on the way!

[@Mithlinthar]

**Insert MOOOORE Star Wars meme**

[@minutehammer]

More is on the way! Stay tuned for another episode along with more lore shorts very soon!

[@ricardomora9913]

Peak moment of the video Dreadnought Reagan haha.

[@minutehammer]

Even in negative approval ratings he still serves.

[@cnlbenmc]

2:10 Probably the most epic Roast of Biden I've ever heard!

[@minutehammer]

Obama was definitely very angry at Biden’s cheating!

[@lordwellington7220]

PLEASE keep this shit running. It's awesome!

[@minutehammer]

The next episode of President Plays is coming out today!

[@darthgonk5648]

Definitely gonna listen to this when I go to sleep

[@minutehammer]

Thank you. Glad I could please the strongest Star Wars character!

[@vivienlct381]

Make more please, it's realy good and hilarious!

[@minutehammer]

More is on the way very soon! Hang tight

[@mattwright8250]

So so good. These are right on point. Laughing all way.

[@minutehammer]

Thanks a ton! Glad I could make you laugh again!

[@foxhoundms9051]

effing amazing brother, made my night 🤣

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear that! That was the goal :D Hope to see you around in the future, more of this is coming soon!

[@commanderdanielcousland9981]

I swear I could watch a million of these

[@minutehammer]

I’ll make as many as I can! So glad that this series is just as fun to watch as it is for me to make!

[@TheDeepestbluest]

Biden is attracted to the Tau because they are the youngest race 😂

[@minutehammer]

The burn of the millennium, truly!

[@sang2582]

dude this is funny af XD make MORE

[@minutehammer]

I’m definitely making more! Hang tight

[@boosterprime5757]

"He's attracted to the Tau cuz it's the youngest race" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@minutehammer]

Biden really got torched there!

[@anomalien6557]

I think Obama should have been Eldar and the Ben Shapiro should have been Imperium, but that's okay, your video is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@minutehammer]

Obama works for the Imperial guard imo due to their tendencies to bomb things indiscriminately!

[@anomalien6557]

@@minutehammer ah I see, I see

[@jerryamescua]

Holding his hand harder than CNN. Very nice, impressive

[@minutehammer]

Thanks! I try to make the lines in these videos pack a punch.

[@fumarc4501]

For the Greater Good!

[@minutehammer]

Virgin Tau vs the chad Farsight Enclave

[@fumarc4501]

@@minutehammer Farsight leads towards the Greater Good.

[@Gordozinho]

"L + ratio + no white house" Lmao this is great

[@minutehammer]

Glad you found it enjoyable!

[@SgtTeddybear66]

Donny playing based Dark Angels

[@minutehammer]

They really do be the of the best loyalist chapters. Techno knights are badass

[@javajdaj]

I absolutely love these

[@minutehammer]

Definitely something to do in the future! A homebrew regiment/chapter/craft world for all of them would definitely be great fun to make!

[@ZKP314]

@@minutehammer *whistles innocently in 1D4Chan creation tables*

[@Steve055]

MinuteHammer telling people to watch MinuteHammer has the same vibe as Obama putting a medal on Obama

[@minutehammer]

Gotta get traffic towards those lore shorts!

[@archmagosno9902]

Yo soulstorm. Good mod. Good shit.

[@minutehammer]

Very fun mod, indeed. Definitely need to experiment with more down the line.

[@PerfectlySaneLutheran]

Ben playing the space ELVES. I see what you did there.

[@minutehammer]

I definitely found it fitting in more than a few ways:P

[@mar1usedy]

such accuracy , so much truth in comedy!

[@minutehammer]

Very true! This is truly how people should discuss politics

[@felixhampe6480]

Great Sequel! Also Ben = Majorkill

[@minutehammer]

Happy to hear this one lived up to the originals quality! And yes, Ben and Major share the same affinity for big space elf booba

[@felixhampe6480]

@@minutehammer and he doesn´t like Abbadons character

[@Samusf19]

GW making abbadon a good character again 🤣🤣

[@minutehammer]

An impossible feat, really. There’s a better chance of them releasing more tyranid models.

[@Andriej69]

This has to be the best meme in years. I welcome my new AI overlords

[@minutehammer]

The abominable intelligence has taken over. The tech priests warned us of this!

[@Andriej69]

@@minutehammer It's too late now...

[@po801_4]

Damn. The Tau came in clutch for Biden. He got the game in the bag.

[@minutehammer]

He really abused their op level of power in the DoW games for sure

[@Narago.]

This format is so good 😂

[@minutehammer]

Hey, thanks! Glad you appreciate my work, hope to see you around for more in the future!

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

Shapiro: (makes a crack about the Imperium’s age) Also Shapiro: (playing Eldar)

[@minutehammer]

That That actually makes a lot of sense, lmao.

[@tanyatucker5477]

more MORE plz love this vids

[@minutehammer]

More on the way very soon, stay tuned and I hope to see you around for more!

[@Alaxion]

Another banger!

[@minutehammer]

Thanks a ton! So glad you liked this one’

[@jmlaw8888]

Dreadnought Reagan ftw. 🤣

[@minutehammer]

Truly the most venerated of them all

[@Coltono11]

Burns that not even the Inquisition can deliver

[@minutehammer]

Not even the most pyromanic Sisters of Battle can reach this heat!

[@theghostofsabertache9049]

That’s it. Done! I’m subbed 😂😂😂😂

[@minutehammer]

Glad I could entertain you enough to subscribe! Really appreciate it!

[@lowkeyai]

this is unbelievably good. can you share what kind of tools you've used for this? man...

[@minutehammer]

I use Elevenlabs for the ai voices! Tons a fun to make content with it just play around with.

[@lowkeyai]

@@minutehammer thank you. i will watch your career with great interest.

[@SafetyBriefer]

This was the best!

[@minutehammer]

Really appreciate the kind words good fellow! :)

[@poiz921]

Abbadon is actually one of the best characters atm. His rules are insane

[@minutehammer]

I was more-so referring to his character story than tabletop stats, but yeah I can agree he’s a beast in the game.

[@JuuzouRCS]

L + Cope + No white house lmao

[@minutehammer]

Biden gets his fair share of comebacks!

[@donwon-orig7520]

Man this is funny as hell 🤣

[@minutehammer]

Glad I could make you laugh!

[@donwon-orig7520]

@minutehammer yeah bro keep them coming u do good work

[@Dante.S_05]

Yo bro, nice vid man A tip for unification mod, when you start the game, be sure to start the mod manager as admin in order to use the camera zoom as far as you want. I'm sure that will help. Stay awesome.

[@minutehammer]

Ah, that’s why the same had some clipping issues when I zoomed all the way out? That’ll help a lot, thanks for the tip!

[@ChickFightProductions]

Ben shapiro and the Eldar is the perfect mix

[@minutehammer]

According to his ultimate fax and logic filthy space elves make the best dommy mommy wives

[@scooterdescooter4018]

well my child, you need to get on that content gind. because this is fuckin gold.

[@minutehammer]

Definitely going to be putting more hours of work into this channel now that’s it’s growing at a decent pace.

[@raslion4362]

Brilliant! Which President could do the Necrons you think, Bush?

[@minutehammer]

Potentially Bush…but I’ve got a few other potential candidates lined up.

[@CinematicCraft4310]

“he’s attracted to the tau since they are the youngest race”💀💀💀

[@minutehammer]

He got burned with the heavy Flamer with that one!

[@LMGunslinger]

This is great. Make sure you keep up the quality over quantity.

[@minutehammer]

That’s the plan! :) I always strive for quality vids, even in my more toned down lore shorts.

[@antthefool7637]

Ben dunking on the Virgin Despoiler >>>

[@minutehammer]

Based Ben

[@CoyLucian]

The fact that I was watching Daily Wire prior to this makes this all the more hilarious.

[@minutehammer]

Lmao, that’s hilarious.

[@theninjatrader9693]

Jesus christ.... now I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD DOW

[@minutehammer]

Yes, do it, do it now.

[@caretaker808]

Picturing Hilary as a member of Our Martyred Lady since she got that white hair already lol.

[@minutehammer]

That are Margaret Thatcher, lmao. “Our Iron Lady”

[@RogueSanta]

Lmao sub'd this was hilarious

[@minutehammer]

Really appreciate the sub! Hope to see you around for future vids, more to come very soon!

[@jasonhanlan999]

Ben's strat worked for guilliman

[@minutehammer]

Unfortunately Ben isn’t a 10 foot tall entitled Roman, truly sad times

[@sillytrooper]

"hes attracted to the tau because they are the youngest race" bwahahaa

[@minutehammer]

Biden was on the receiving end of the heavy flamer for a good 3 minutes!

[@brotherbread3283]

I'd want to see them play Dawn Of War: Soulstorm with Ultimate Apocalypse

[@minutehammer]

That’s definitely on the list of video ideas!

[@patinho5589]

You don’t hold the mine against waves of enemies in Dawn of War. That’s Dawn of War 2 . I think.

[@minutehammer]

The Unification Mod I’ve installed had a survival wave mode, very fun.

[@patinho5589]

@@minutehammer oh. Nice one. Thanks for explaining.

[@ComissarYarrick]

This is comedy gold :D

[@minutehammer]

Thanks for finding it entertaining, really appreciate it!

[@Necromancist]

"L + cope + no White House" 🤣

[@minutehammer]

The only comeback Biden got in the entire vid!

[@Necromancist]

@@minutehammer A good one, though