Press [ENTER], A HS CYOA Panel @ Metrocon 2013 (3/5)

Press [ENTER] A Homestuck Choose Your Own Adventure was a long-form improv panel performed in one hour at Metrocon 2013 in Tampa, Florida. The panel was organized and casted by Ashley Craig, a.k.a. Seerofsarcasm Cosplay, and a load of fun to put on. It is brought to you in part by Enter Command and What Panel?, both fantastic Choose Your Own Adventure Panels by Dave (boxed-hobo) and Rel (awkwanaut).
Here are the credits for cast and video, all usernames are for tumblr.com and are current as of 7/30/13.
Andrew Hussie/Panel Director - seerofsarcasm
Caliborn - toppledcards
Roxy - jaimons-le-bon-vin
Rose - cancerously
Jake - rainbow-ashe
John - circusdreamerr
Jade - doloroasted
Jane - heirofshota
Karkat - thepattywagon
Vriska - yesthisiskenzie
Kanaya - burritoki
Nepeta - sportygirlfriends
Gamzee - wooandwoe
Terezi - saterema
Sollux - toxicvisage
Aranea - nephata
Meulin - theolivescribe
Videographer - turntechskullkid

[@Virtualmess32]

"THII2 2TORE II2 AWE2OME"

[@triplea_ch]

"(=^w^=) KURLOZ USED TO GIVE IT TO ME" No more drugs for you,Meulin.

[@superepikdudepcgamerz5414]

"On the Titanic, where the SHIP has sunk." I love whoever said that.

[@aleonite1146]

Like a good baker, Jane Crocker is there

[@USUKluvr]

3:30 Aranea should have said "Is that a human undergarment?"

[@mitunacaptor9964]

That is a very good Caliborn o.o

[@emilyandrews763]

Victoria's Secret . . . why must you make my eyes burn with painful memories.

[@charityscraftanddesigns4327]

"Where does the elevator land-" "HELL" that's what I thought

[@ashlynn5455]

the guy who said leonardo dicaprio should have said looking for leonardo dicaprio's ocscar

[@hiddentreaty]

john has some cool Hermes shoes

[@francisthe_artist]

B) oh yea i was an awesome sails man

[@suzicherichetti2982]

OH MY GOD CAT NIP IS WEED XP

[@dragnixstar]

I'm crying holy s*

[@tinykit34]

THII2 2TORE II2 AWE2OME

[@YuaShizuka]

"This scene is obviously going no where fast. I mean there's a HORSEHEAD" It immediately goes everywhere fast due to the horsehead.

[@dragnixstar]

*O MY GOG!!!!!!!*

[@dragnixstar]

THE HORSE HEAD JAKE KISS OF DIRK'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!

[@Marbell99]

Did you see the face of John when he was picked as the salesperson? Hil-arious.

[@2olluxCaptorTwinArmaggedons]

DIRKJAKE

[@marissaruiz7103]

ALL HAIL.

[@alphysthefishylover6364]

---->Continue Act Three ---->Jake English, Appearify. ---->Save these strangers from these lovely Cat women. ;Jake offers the women Catknipp to make them follow him, inherently distracting them from being an annoyance to Sollux and Aranea. Whist being swept away one of them expresses that her Matesprite has given her that in the past. ---->Kitty girls are distracted. ---->These three acquaintances climb off the elevator, into a Victoria secret. Aranea is uncomfortable. Sollux is jazzed. And Jake is.... Well, he's Jake. ---->John appearify as Sales worker. ;John sees the lovely women and recognizes her beauty would be peaked if she wore a flattering 'neigh beat' mask. She refuses, thinking all of it was silly and pointless. Jake tries on the head for size. John assures him Dirk will think he looks stunning in it. And guess who rolls in? Dirk Strider. ---->Dirk, swoon. ;Dirk See's his lover in such... seductive clothes and cannot help but loose his head. Jake and Dirk have a passionate make out session. ---->End of Act Three. ---->Begin Act Four. ---->Jade and Rose are hanging out. ---->They are on the Titanic. ;Jade begins panicking trying to 'save' Rose. Rose is annoyed and flabbergasted by Jades silliness.She recommends they call for Beck. ---->Jane,Appearify. ;Suddenly a lively girl names Jane Crocker appears, seeming because if them calling Beck. She is just as confused as them. ---->Continue Act Four.

[@mojomos]

Aranea didn't want to look like Sarah-Jessica Parker

[@wolfquestlover31]

Sollux, no. Stop.