Primarch Pizza

The promised time has come, time for the latest Magistratum Mundanus video: PRIMARCH PIZZA. This was the longest animation by a wide margin.
I am very tired now and do not wish to do this long of a thing again, at least for a long time.

[@a.gravemistake3061]

I like Tex's hesitant pause when Ricky asks about a pizza box. He knows this is going to be some bullshit, but he doesn't know how or where it is going.

[@TehSquare]

Excellent, I love how Grigglak keeps on just getting bigger each scene change

[@mitchthibeau2785]

He's getting XP from standing around and frowning intensely at everything. Birds are falling out of the sky...demons sense his presence from a dimension over and step around the planet to avoid his gaze. He's not getting bigger he's leveling up.

[@alphaandomega4422]

Grigglak is a mighty warrior

[@leaf0nthewind625]

Inuk chuk!

[@Cowboycomando54]

Primarch Pizza declares a crusade, against your hunger. High prices are heresy.

[@darrianweathington1923]

you've heard of elf on a shelf, time for snoop on the stoop

[@Rick586]

I love how Griglak just gets bigger in every shot.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

I've noticed a consensus on this subject. Good to see a running gag land

[@Rick586]

@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 You're doing great work, dude.

[@darrianweathington1923]

best line I've ever heard in my life "*sigh* Grigglak charge"

[@primachpepe8597]

this is amazing. that series is just a major clusterfuck of fun. Griglak charge

[@AncientSlugThrower]

And then there was a great explosion. This explosion exploded into dozens of smaller, but equally dangerous explosions. Then the DM threw his dice in frustration because rolling 40d6 is a pain.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

I was going to do a Dr Wily's castle exploding and sinking kinda thing but I was just soooo done with working in the editor by the end

[@Vnx]

I laughed at that scene harder than I have in a long, long time.

[@pope-francisiii4654]

I love that Griglack just keeps getting bigger

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

he beeg

[@FaceIntoKeyboard]

One of the finest lines during this insane game.

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

The many explosions were fitting considering the war path delta is on half the time

[@grimos6490]

This is accurate to what I imagined the situation looking like

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

I cannot wait for this part of the story in the full podcast Tex is uploading.

[@manarayofhope2374]

Some of your best work yet also when Mike says Primar pizza all I can think about is the episode where sponge bob and squidward are delivering the pizza and he,s singing.

[@cale42]

The gun spinning kills me.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

It was quite the pain in the ass to do

[@chartographer217]

Never could have thought that Primarch Pizza incedent actually happened quite a while ago. Huh.

[@ArcticMoon1982]

I love that Ricky just keeps spinning his gun nonstop

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

It took quite a while for me to figure out how to do that

[@ArcticMoon1982]

@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 well worth the effort, I don’t think it would have had that Ricky(TM) feel if he wasn’t.

[@dylutant]

Those are too good, and keep getting better. Thank you for making animations!

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

your welcome. It was a huge amount of effort and 4 minutes is a hell of a long thing to make

[@dylutant]

​@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 For sure, hence the kudos. It took me close to a month to make some sub-Zero Punctuation thing for friend's birthday, don't even know want to guess how long it'd take me to make what you're doing.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

many many hours. I'd feel awful if I actually kept track

[@Maezhughes]

I love how u use different fonts for the different characters, like Ricky has fallout font, and it kinda looks like everyone but tex has comic sans or something close to it. I'm just glad that someone takes the time to sit down and edit some truly amazing shitposts. Keep up the great work and remember, clan meth weasel will always need someone to visualize its history, if ur interested it the task

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

only digs commands the power of comic sans

[@Maezhughes]

@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 of course, what with him being the psycher

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

@@Maezhughes primed for psychic damage

[@Maezhughes]

@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 *rolls a 9* well, time to meet my friend, Albert the demon

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

@@Maezhughes Roberto, the mechanical stabbing demon

[@ironphoenix2640]

The bread shootout is in episode 5 roughly 56 minutes in. Episode called let's get this bread.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

I'm sad to report that I don't think the bread shootout works very well for this sort of dumb video. There's just alot of rolling and mechanical stuff breaking it up. Seems to work better with a told story in my experience

[@ironphoenix2640]

@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 That happens. Hope I helped, good luck on your next project.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

@@ironphoenix2640 Yea. Sometimes the best things that happen don't mesh well, I've had a few of those. I forgot that they went that hard on the bread store, jesus

[@squizzlor]

I wish you kept in the cut of how exighted the stoop look out was, that this crappy part of town was getting deliveries again.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

sometimes things are just cut for time or laziness or it flows better.

[@jownbey]

fun fact, i have that duke nukem figure, dad got it for me when i was like...6? we played duke 3d a lot.

[@CowCommando]

I love how the local toughs are Bill Clinton and a figure of Duke Nukem.

[@AlienProphetable]

God Damn It GIANT CONAN/GRIGLAK FACE, insane laughter ensues

[@AlienProphetable]

is too funny

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

@@AlienProphetable He's watching. WAITING

[@redpillow7221]

Very ATHF. I like it!

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

I have no idea what this means

[@das_gruuben]

Absolutely beautiful.

[@loreman2803]

The finest Pizza in Section G17

[@SgtShakenBake]

well done you magnificent madlad

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

Twas a mighty task. But I promised I would do Primarch Pizza

[@SgtShakenBake]

@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 just shake the box a bit before opening

[@FlyingWithSpurts]

OMG, it just hit me that "Polish Dukie Nukie" is the one saying "Balls"

[@farrictheranger]

Absolutely fantastic rendition of a momebt of hilarity. Tgabk you kind tuber of yous.

[@Enderborn272]

It's an absolute tragedy that you didn't include "Primarch pizza you forgot your breadsticks"

[@ShagShaggio]

Ha, Primarch Pizza is the best. I like explosions. Praise z0rg.

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Beautiful…

[@kacpadestro8086]

Grigglak son of Grigglak is best character, so stoic in entire series

[@CaptainBanjo-fw4fq]

That was pretty good, lol.

[@dovahgamer9689]

Nice they deliver again to g17

[@goatah]

Wonderful

[@venerablebrothergoriate5844]

Yeah, that's about how that went lol

[@canderoussnurd4265]

10/10.

[@Arendelft]

Yes, my life is better now because of this.

[@doppelganger2005]

Bravo!!!!! This is incredible!!!!

[@jaysonsimmerman]

Hahaha frog and bill

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

You'd be surprised how many people don't know that Bill Clinton actually was in a street gang for a short time in the early 60's. But that was like a cool thing to do at the time

[@kaasmaster8892]

I love frog

[@kamuishr3]

That was art

[@raykaufman7156]

YESSS!

[@allones3078]

lol

[@mikewaterfield3599]

Wait, when did you guys actually play? It was only a couple months ago G17 was graced with you merry bunch of murder hobos.

[@removepantsfightmonsters7248]

I'm not one of the players. I do get misconception from time to time so I have no clue as to time frame

[@mikewaterfield3599]

@@removepantsfightmonsters7248 fair, that bunch makes me miss back when I had my merry band of murder hobos.