Printing Engineering | Standup Comedy by Samay Raina

Kashmiri Quota lekar Printing Engineering kari thi. Not sure which tragedy was worse.
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
ysoharsh
Audio Mix and Master:
Yash Rajiv Barse (The Habitat Studios)
Edit by:
Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown) - abhishekbhutwani

[@ananyamalakar438]

Didn't even know printing engeneering was a thing before Samay 😂

[@antidivit]

baat to sahi hai😂

[@vaibhavsingh8122]

bhai maine to engineering kari bhi mere bahut sare dosto ne bhi engineering kari hai kisi ko pata bhi nahi tha aisa koi field bhi hai

[@comfort6223]

I have a diploma in Papet and Printing technology which thrn in Chemical Engineering in btech

[@kiranmahilange3792]

Samay samay ki bat hai 😌

[@OurCumrade]

Same

[@sayan5880]

As a 3rd year Printing Engineering student, I'm telling you each and every thing in this video is pure fact.

[@aryagaikwad4096]

Bhai kar hi kyu rahe ho Printing Engineering

[@sayan5880]

@@aryagaikwad4096 dosto ne bola tha boht scope hai

[@kingcrayon195]

Bhai ... Printing kyu kar raha hai... Isa achha.. College ka bahar printing xeroc ka dhanda khol deta ... ya admi rakh deta... zada kama lia hota

[@sayan5880]

@@kingcrayon195 sahi baat

[@abhayraj2226]

Sayan bro Why is ink?

[@ashraybiswas]

I am also a B.Tech in Printing Technology and I could relate to everything you said in this video! Too good! Had a hearty laugh 🤣

[@saaahiiiiil]

why bro why?why printing?!!!

[@krosskulture23]

Printing here is used in a different context bhai😅😅

[@AfrajAhmad]

@@saaahiiiiil bro you should ask why ink?😂😂😂

[@AnokhoLifafo]

What a waste of sperm

[@AnokhoLifafo]

@@saaahiiiiil Landulillah

[@vaibhavp7927]

Now millions of people will know that There is Printing Engineering also..you made thisa branch famous.

[@srish2536]

*infamous ;)

[@dieselpetrolnews9322]

kzbin.infoHzzKSNto-g0?feature=share

[@manashejmadi]

@@srish2536 that’s the same thing bro

[@DheerajPal335]

Right

[@OurCumrade]

Ya

[@AnishNaik]

Finally he’ll tell the story of how he wasted 4 years but still became famous 😂 ( motivation to youngsters )

[@lucky_.45]

woo nice one 😂

[@smitsolanki2660]

Membership to lele anish birthday ki kamai se

[@swaziga]

Haha

[@hellohello2.025]

Sandeep Samayeshwari

Brutally funny

[@sudhamjayanthi]

man please release more standup vids, i'm loosing count of how many times i've watched it and it's still funny haha!

[@Rhythmicflections]

Being an engineer, I actually thought this was sarcasm for much of the college life of engineers spent on xeroxing, GT, printing,completing assignments etc... till I saw the end😆

[@venusbhatia]

Same, lmao

[@Rhythmicflections]

@@venusbhatia 😆

[@abthewatcher04]

Same 😆🤣

[@Rhythmicflections]

@@abthewatcher04 🤣🤣😆

[@rizaharis1089]

Heyy ... am Student who are planning to take PE ..is it worth or should i drop this plan .. please reply

[@TishaJindal]

I guess this is the best way a Printing engineer can use his degree🫡

[@DronaMBM]

isme bhi time stamp lagavoge kya🤧

[@SK-rg3rm]

You literally have ore than 1k comments on this channel😯

[@anilajinkya]

He's a good stand up comedian and a great chess player also.. Hats off..

[@Harsh_Reveals]

INDIAN ENGINEERING REALITY ✅: kzbin.infoFIHsIyThiPw?feature=share #Engineering #reality

[@SachinSingh-xm9li]

Chess khelne ka fayda

[@srishtidas4041]

Bhai chick magnet​@@SachinSingh-xm9li

[@vidhik653]

1:57 How to turn on the projector? Krazy-Krazy 🤣😂

[@thesrpx7102]

The fact that we have listened to majority of the jokes but still this was super funny and evergreen🤣Samay OP!

[@amazingshorts59]

Behind seen 🥵😅👇 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJvUanSwgp56lcU

[@harshlahange2281]

1:38 Campus placement campus mein hi hogaya 😂😂😂

[@TheNeverEndingDesire]

Samay bro..you never fail to amaze me! Great jokes...great timing..all in all 100/100 stand-up!!

[@rahulnoronha]

Samay did printing engineering because he wanted to tackle the rising inflation.

[@trishapaul1605]

op

[@VERONICA8]

Who is here after the vlog...

[@palboy3565]

Me

[@aaryansain461]

After watching on insta

[@vivekgarg5168]

😂

[@thedancingitguy8079]

I am here after dinner

[@manojkumard...60]

Only you

[@Sahil_katare]

When someone is famous and a fan favorite, everything he/she has to say is worth listening to. Some people laugh and some cannot laugh at it.

[@Hi_Mansi]

True 🙂

[@kruza8630]

Facts

[@rosemarry2384]

0:02 dekho Mai 20 saal ki hun Mene Montessori teaching course bhi kar liya hai

[@sudarshanbhat8303]

I am persuing printing and packaging engineering and most of the things he said are true which makes it more funny 😂

[@backbencher0002]

mera ek masters ka degree print kr ke dena

[@ratikasaxena4250]

Pursuing*

[@---_---_---_---_---_---]

@@ratikasaxena4250 printing engineer hai , jaane de

[@Ashutoshkumar-uy9up]

tumhari english se pta chalta hai

[@sudarshanbhat8303]

🥲

[@diveshkumarchordia1252]

4:43 uber chalani hai apko 😝

[@sidg3003]

4:15 Just to come in timed section

[@chotabheem8941]

Guys I think that's the best piece of art in comedy when actually chess player is doing standup we should support him as he is trying best to make us laugh ,........ One day this chess player is going to make history . . ;)

[@ActualPrince22]

Chutki to mere pas h bheem ab tu kya karega

[@vaibhavshukla9346]

j

[@kabirsokhi]

Abbe baatei na chod bheem jaa ke laddoo kha aur chutki baja

[@KRISHNA-OG]

woh sab thik hai , pehle tu bada hojaa , kab tak chota rahega !

[@chotabheem8941]

@@KRISHNA-OG duniya boht ma*arc*od hai bada hoke kya hi kar lunga 🥺

[@shivamahuja_]

After seeing these in the live streams, it's like apna material hi KZbin pe nikal raha hai! What a connect Samay bhai has built with his audience base! ❤️❤️

[@pranaisubba9768]

Samay doesn't care about numbers he cares about content quality 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍love you bhai

[@terachad3000]

Are yaar tarif nahi karni thi ulta likh deta

[@anupraj18]

No.

[@alysh4896]

Samay bhai is so awesome and cares so much about quality, bad quality that is.

[@Axel.Blazer]

2page hi to print karna hai...isme kaha number dekhega...quality ka bhi kya karega b/w print me?

[@mehfooz_pathan]

Samay after reading this comment: "Loda bhenchod".

[@aditi6757]

Bro.... missing you so much. Where are you yaar.

[@DeeptiB26]

Though we've heard some of it in your streams.... Still listening the set makes us Laugh🙌 Awesome Set🔥🔥

[@badhonmkb]

আমি ছাড়া বাংলাদেশ থেকে আর কেউ সময়ের স্ট্রিমে যায় জানতাম না

[@official_legendmusic]

Watched this set back in 2020 on his stream after 2 years it still sounds so funny samay is a gem man fr💖💯

[@217-sritejrajulu6]

i was feeling a bit down but this is hilarious made my day

[@garvitchugh2]

3:40 PHD in BAC(K)?

[@atharva0777]

College pune mai hai

[@inzamhoque]

Waiting for another case file on samay for offending engineers and giving another masterpiece ✨❤️✨

[@allaboutfacts1384]

😂😅...............

[@souravpatel]

engineers offend nahi hote bhai...😂😂

[@allaboutfacts1384]

@@souravpatel unke liye to ye sab normal h.... 😂😅

[@inzamhoque]

@@souravpatel kyuke sab to youtuber bangye h

[@AbhaySingh-fi7lk]

Engineers lund sakth karne ki sochte hai Andh bhakt banne ki nai 🤣🤣

[@Raghavsinghji]

2:58 sec I paused this to take a breath 😂😂😂😂

[@AmusementPerks]

2:20 because you are printing engineer That's why he is trying chess and stand up

[@aditijaiswal920]

Yeh let's go waiting for this set since 2020🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@adarshchoudhary8255]

Tu printing enginnear hai kya

[@aditijaiswal920]

@@adarshchoudhary8255 no

[@adarshchoudhary8255]

@@aditijaiswal920 ok

[@Vagabunda-z9m]

Bhai kitni er ka hai set

[@himanshubhadouriya724]

Bhai 5-6 baar dekh Chuka bhi aaj Tak funny lgta h

[@uditj]

Same

[@biswajitpanda9016]

3:55 I didn't know print is ctrl + P Chalo engineering degree waste nahi gayi.

[@Join_My_Teligram_channel]

Yup 😅

[@vaibhavkumar8454]

Good to see Samay trying new things other than chess. JOKES ASIDE , LOTS OF LOVE SAMAY BHAI BOHOT PEHLE SE SUPPORT KARTA HU AAPKO.

[@sujataborkar1867]

This guy is way too funnier than half of the comedians 💯

[@youmetube7159]

WOW MAN!! THIS IS SUCH A NICE SET ... MAY BE IF EACH BRANCH OF ENGINEERING HAD THIS KIND OF SET BY GRADUATED ENGINEERS THEN THEY CAN EARN SOME MONEY . "" LOVED THIS SET ""!

[@mahathis108]

Congratulations Samay on 1M subscribers❤❤🎉🎊 You deserve more than this but everyone know that Life is UNFAIR😂

[@Nikkkhil07]

ahahahahah🤣

[@kkdpsudpsu]

especially for the supreme leader😂winner of 3rd season😂

[@amazingshorts59]

Behind seen 🥵😅👇 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJvUanSwgp56lcU

[@abhinav8696]

P

[@satyamsharma-mi3tn]

Bhai Kitna innovative set likhte ho,mjaa aa gya

[@DHHFanatic]

I never knew such an OP course called Printing Engineering existed until I started watching samay's stream..😱😱🙀🙀💥💥💥😭😭

[@amazingshorts59]

Behind seen 🥵😅👇 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJvUanSwgp56lcU

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

* Sugar engineering

[@paeanblotch6396]

There is a course called muthiya engineering

[@Harsh_Reveals]

INDIAN ENGINEERING REALITY ✅: kzbin.infoFIHsIyThiPw?feature=share #Engineering #reality

[@ankubhat1]

I laughed so much today... 😅 😅 I don't know when I last laughed that much... THANKS SAMAY. Thanks for making us laugh... And congratulations 🎊 for the success of NARAK..... Great man..

[@bmarpit8412]

I know when laughed so much last time It was when samay uploaded narak

[@MrShubhamenx]

Are bhai bhagwaan se to darr.....ab to sach bolde bhosdhike...

[@ankubhat1]

Haha 😂 yeah bro.... But printing engineering made me laugh so much... 😅 😅 An engineer can understand..!!!

[@deepakkalal2783]

Jaa chuss le Samay ke boobs....Zindagi bhar haste rahega

[@amazingshorts59]

Behind seen 🥵😅👇 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJvUanSwgp56lcU

[@23spgso]

Engineer chess player comedian and founder of great yt show india got latent...this man pure 💎❤

[@asimkhan0]

Samay bro. Thanks for letting people know what not to do after 12th. Kudos to you. Love from An Indian to Another Indian. Love Ya

[@shajebkhanmng-3137]

I m student from printing technology every worde is true saying this man. Reallity. 😀😂🤣

[@feelthephysics1877]

Bhai kya kr ra hai

[@rubalmalik5250]

Printing tech kya hota h bro?

[@bloopersmithla3093]

Bhai pusa se hai kya😂😂 prashant bharti abhi v pdhaata hai😂😂😂

[@jodgoker5661]

so sorry to hear bro☠️

[@nikhilhadbe271]

Apki english dekh ke hi samajh aa raha hai, printing engeneering hi hai

[@muneerfaizal7997]

I had the Same feeling after I got Graduated from Law School, Kachori me Chai lane wala Chacha mere se zyada Experienced hai

[@SanchitGangar]

I feel like the regular live stream viewers have heard all these jokes in pieces prior to this 😂

[@Xcvbn3355]

Yes of course

[@abhijeetsharma6624]

forget the numbers..and everyone of his viewers will agree that this man has the best content quality..no 🧢

[@berserk322]

nah man he is a better streamer. These jokes are very basic.

[@akshannnnnnnnnn]

@@berserk322 better than most who only have a plot of making mockery out of the audience

[@GameChanger_9910]

Printing engineering karne ke baad bhi amazon se aaya hua kharab printer khud theek nhi kar paya

[@sanketunde]

Last bit is so wholesome .. Samay you're a genius!

[@__A.R_rehman_]

seriously? we want this samay only who uploads stand-up regularly...

[@abhiramabbineni7826]

5 videos hi hai uske baad phir 3 saal kuch nahi nikalega

[@Arthsinghnita]

@@abhiramabbineni7826 5 nahi 4 bhai

[@shauryamittal4882]

@FINAL VLOG meri maa 52 saal ki hai

[@gamingforever7336]

@@shauryamittal4882 you are not his target audience then

[@jodgoker5661]

@FINAL VLOG meri ma toh pehle se hi 42 ki ho gyi hai🤣🤣.. ja ab ma chuda

[@anshmishra1274]

Watching again after samay vlog of degree😂

[@SumeetSenpai]

3:46 that was fuking hard samay...😂

[@ramijmallick7043]

I never knew samay is so good at stand up😂... waiting for more videos like this❤️🔥

[@rohizzzraj7963]

Bhai Farzi Dekha tab pta chla print engineering really have scope👍

[@LalTamatarOfficial]

3:28 yaha 5 baccho ka fullstop hogaya tha k aage aur teacher ki lipstick b hota toh maza aa jaata 🤣

[@SP-oc7dm]

The name printing engineering as a 4 yr course itself sounds like a joke.

[@realvidur]

2:10 just peaceful problem 😭

[@Krishna_Ke_Parth]

Dont Spray Hate Man

[@RAYHANN369]

Bruhhh Krishna & bhadra 😂 Peaceful 😂??? Khudke God dekh

[@yasin_arafat_77]

Like Sita😂

[@padhlekaamaayega]

​@@yasin_arafat_77lol she didn't sleep atleast like your god 🤣🤣😂😂

[@suryathakur5765]

​@@RAYHANN369kaha pda ?

[@avinash2718]

From throwing stone to printing engineering u have come a long way 💀

[@ImBatman408]

Lol bhai

[@sohambhogale7700]

Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai😂🤣🤣😂🔥🔥

[@pareshpadhi2454]

wrong anal logy. from throwing stones to throwing career hona chahiye tha.

[@vedikapapita]

Hehe

[@aamir-khan]

Samay ko kitna todoge yaar 😔 par mazaa aaya😗..

[@anmolrathi1080]

This was more funny than the previous one tbh 😂😂

[@aryanarya8429]

You are an amazing story teller bro, loved this stand up bit

[@MayankKohli]

5:26 minutes of how Samay wasted his 4 years 😂😂🔥

[@Vaanchhit]

dem, supreme leader kho gye lagra hai isliye samay itna consistent hai

[@rutwij_beatbox5060]

Next level writing. Ek pe ek joke maarte gaya vo. Very funny and creative hahahaha😆

[@singhhitohai]

This set is insane man 😂😂 You are genuinely the best comicstan talent so far. #samayop 😅🔥

[@aditi6757]

Bhai maja aa gaya. Ye mast set tha. We are literally listening printing engineering story for years now. 😆

[@alokmishra8515]

Bhai stream bhi kar le usmein hame Jyada maza aata hai.

[@ayeshaclassesgk]

Lv your video style truly refreshing and creative ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️b. ..

[@imrulkayes3893]

This was the best man! Laughed so hard! Every jokes landed so perfectly! Brilliantly written! At last you have used your printing engineering knowledge too well! Love from 💖Bangladesh 💖 dude!🤩 Hail supreme leader!✊😁

[@10ksubswithoutanyvideochal28]

True man!😁

[@doommaster5919]

Are Bangladeshi!!😃

[@sunset1394]

@@doommaster5919 😂, opening batsman

[@aniketbankar4765]

@@sunset1394 lol I remember

[@paromita_ghosh]

🤡

[@jeeaspirant555]

Two legends samay and kr$na both reached 1 million subs on KZbin . Congrats to both

[@adityapednekar7521]

Samay used to eat ink... And now he wonders why his family made him choose Printing Engineering! 😂😂😂😂

[@one8_drivez760]

How to 'eat' ink?

[@iJasdeep]

usne bol diya aur tumne maan liya? andhbhakti ki bhi seema hoti hai

[@AkashSingh-th3pn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akanksha6212]

Before Samay, I had never heard of printing engineering! At least you are not unemployed like many of us!😂😂😂 Congrats on 1million subs!!!

[@Keshav_Krishna]

Me too😂😂😂

[@rina9724]

Printing ki exam main printing mistake kaise kar sakte ho yarr....That was epic😂😂😂

[@chirayu.khandelwal]

"Printing Engineering should be renamed as Diploma in Stand Up" 😂😂💓💓🔥🔥

[@Harsh_Reveals]

INDIAN ENGINEERING REALITY ✅: kzbin.infoFIHsIyThiPw?feature=share #Engineering #reality

[@eleven9220]

Thank you for putting smiles on our faces ❤️ God bless you ✨ We love you👑 SAMAY 💗

[@faiyazshaikh6785]

@FINAL VLOG ignore because hamari mataji ki umra 59 year hai 😂

[@Rohanchoudhary]

Arey KZbin recommend me your video and after watching my reaction was like wowwww , he is from Jammu , I feel so proud bro 🎉 When you are coming back ???

[@prathamsharma2441]

The best standup of samay till date...❤️ Just hilarious... 🤣🤣🤣

[@tuhin_subhra_das]

It's good to see that he got back his form as a stand up comedian. ❤️❤️

[@humotion7191]

Collage vlog me mazaa aagya🤣 samay bhai #thar #lookMatterKrtaHai

[@razaatif23]

2:53 bhai gajab printing ke exam pe printing mistake kyse kar sakte ho yaar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saatvikkapoor]

Another Standup Comedian where he talks about his engineering degree Ahh Shit Here we ho Again😂😂

[@paarthmendiratta9587]

@FINAL VLOG Bhai meri maa 49 ki hai...200 ki karke unko Queen Elizabeth III thodi banna hai

[@pratham3411]

Ok this one was actually really funny

[@oo7posam581]

@@paarthmendiratta9587 Good one🤣🤣😂

[@sanakhannaimkhan786]

@@paarthmendiratta9587 hahaha😂🤣😹😂

[@heartplayer9147]

@FINAL VLOG are maa ***** padi hai

[@Jay.1166]

3:20 Avatar wala joke was so hilarious 😂. Dont know utna laugh nahi aaya uspe

[@himanshugupta4196]

I was searching this type vedio in printing engineering but i always not found no vedio first time when I see this video I laughing very much 😀😀😀😀

[@himanshugupta4196]

Because I am also printing engineer

[@abdulzahid1054]

Abh toh 2 million honi chahiye🔥🔥

[@itsaryapatel]

wayyyyyy better than previous vid

[@sleepsleep8609]

The best of Standup comedian Indian ❤️🧿

[@yashkhandelwal3877]

Finally, some fresh and good humour from Samay! ❤️

[@priyanshusingh6214]

Watching his vlog now

[@_manas05]

he is the best 😂printing engineer op , after watching all his live streams we all know these jokes buttt theyyy are still the funniest

[@Harsh_Reveals]

INDIAN ENGINEERING REALITY ✅: kzbin.infoFIHsIyThiPw?feature=share #Engineering #reality

[@exxon007]

Man now thts like a samay standup. U killed it buddy

[@ajayrajsingh8195]

bhai iss video ko save krna h ya save as

[@clipsmaxx1]

Remove from history kar bhai, bejati na hojaye

[@rithu25]

Congratulations on 1M 🎉🎉 Crazy set bhai... waiting for more such videos

[@vipinsingh1464]

My story bro… I also did 3 years diploma in Printing and didn’t know what to do… maza hi aa gya dekh ke 😂😂😂

[@Roleejhunjhunwala]

I love his content so freakin much!

[@_AshishKumar-jk9uh]

Yooooo samay bahi every line as iconic as a printer

[@satyadevram9831]

100x better than the last one. sab samay samay ki baat h😌 Saman Rai OP

[@johndisuza6574]

Finally gonna see him live this Friday!!!

[@lifeforskull7366]

I am glad that i got a chance to watch this legendary peace of art live

[@timevsluck]

2:09 hits hard 😂😂😂😂

[@divyanshujaani]

Why your wife also sleeps with your brother or you are that brother

[@timevsluck]

@@divyanshujaani bcos that same scenario caught up in my neighbourhood woh v kaafi private hlaat mai Raided by her husband 😂

[@sarthak7239]

@@timevsluck story bata bhai

[@timevsluck]

@@sarthak7239 Some stories you can only experience Visually, Btaane mai woh Intensity Khtm Ho jaati hai bro😅😂 anyways kaafi time hogya abh toh kissi ki personal life ki dhajiyaa udd gyi thi ohs din bus etna samaj

[@ommathur3714]

one of the best standup vids