Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 570

[@65minimom]

maggie kirkpatrick is amazing actress, she says so much with silence

[@Garh1972]

Have to love how Ferguson arrives in the rec room and says to Flynn to make sure this mess is cleaned up before you go back to work

[@Shadegat3]

Well, i have to say: I LOVE this show. Even these later episodes are still a lot better than 99.9.9% of what we see today on TV.

[@mozart7820]

I agree with the praise for actress who plays Lou Kelly. She really grown into the character I think the smirking and her facial expressions make her much more likeable and are quite funny.

[@agemoth]

Jim Mozart I love her smirky grins, they seem so boyish!

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

I always saw a Lou Kelly as the replacement for Margo Gaffney. no one could replace Margo, but Lou does a pretty good job.

[@LuciousLeeStetson]

Love Lou Kelly, my favourite character

[@Ostine8333]

@@eugenedegeorge5084 she was a replacement for reb

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

@@Ostine8333 To a degree: Reb was Margo's replacement. They even tried to duplicate the tar and feather that they did to Margo with Reb, but it was a lame attempt. Then Reb morph into Lou, because they had the storyline of Reb and her treatments making her very passive. Good point though

[@soapsnthings4182]

I had to playback May slapping Nikki at least 5 times. Loved it! :-)

[@mariaabundantliving6965]

SoapsNthings Same, it was brill!

[@boweryboy07]

Same.

[@melmazing3993]

Me too! Finally someone hit her! :)

[@xfreespirit1979x]

Hell yeah!

[@izaaksalazar6301]

Me too!

[@lampshade8818]

2:54 THE most convincing and *brilliant* face slap ever in Prisoner!! A super dooper slap!!! Even the jumped up little girl made it believable.

[@jfletch9108]

Lamp Shade I think I just replayed in 25 times

[@lamontbradford4630]

Lexi needed a slap too.

[@Summer21.]

Lexie deserves a slap as does Lou and the Freak when they misbehave.

[@mistergrahamjohnrowan5247]

I just love that fight between Nicky and Lexy.

[@Beckford4000]

the only time I've ever been cheering for Lexie!

[@karinswift]

Reyno's daughter doesn't like it when the shoes on the other foot...

[@tsh85]

+Karin Swift She's ugly as hell. I'd rather shag Lizzie Birdsworth!

[@karinswift]

+tsh85 bahaha

[@ecolin4906]

@@tsh85 Pippa is a spolt annoying brat but really? Lizzie over Pippa. Pippa is hardly ugly. I think loads of men would find her attractive.

[@RachelEvans680]

@@ecolin4906 Loads of women too...especially me!

[@jewelhaines8842]

Pippa in those ridiculous kimonos!! 😆

[@louisejenkins7005]

When Reyno speaks to a prisoner in her office she always has one more thing to say when they get to the door. Like Columbo😀

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

"JUST ONE MORE THING!!!"☝️🤣

[@louisejenkins7005]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 she's just missing a cigar 🤣

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@louisejenkins7005 😂😂

[@aaishanaz6475]

Jennifer smashing the piano is hilarious haha😂

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Reminds me of Don Music from Sesame Street.

[@burbercat3558]

Lou Kelly has found her calling at the printing press

[@loric4550]

PLEASE give Lexie her parole.

[@frankbrodie5168]

Parole? Lexie is the finest example of why we should reintroduce the death penalty for petty crimes. Nothing creepy like the guillotine, electric chair or lethal injection either. Just good old frontier justice like in 'The Handmaid's Tale' drama. Let all the other prisoner kick her to death out in the garden.

[@frankmerritt4793]

What a slap nice one auntie may 👋

[@rgilbert4927]

"My dear, I absolutely abhor violence, but if you're rude to me just once more I'll be forced to punch your teeth in" that line just cracked me up ; > /)

[@zagozago9893]

Willie is so wonderfully camp.

[@PatrickTraton]

Anne Yates spun back to life for a moment.

[@paulagray7628]

Made me chuckle too😂

[@rgilbert4927]

@@paulagray7628 😆 ..totally wasn't expecting miss 'prim n proper' Willie to say something like that what was funny, was she was actually serious too 😂

[@rgilbert4927]

@@PatrickTraton too right.. Ann Yates, she was 'different' 😆 I do also recall how she got the best of Bea once before So yeah, Ann could certainly give as good, or better than she got, if she had to

[@sharonmcdermott3899]

On episode 570 took me a year to watch i love it memories watching with my mam and dad as a child

[@123simonjb]

I wish Bea, Lizzy and Vera were still in it

[@allovett6246]

OOOOOH! A classic Myra Desmond swing with appropriate sound effect! I replayed that moment at least 6X before continuing the episode. :)

[@MarkTheMadMan]

That printer looks like something from World War 2 lol

[@karennicholls8532]

I suppose they didn't want to spend a great deal of money on things that were essentially props.

[@rosslamb5864]

Julie dump Lexi! She's about as good as a friend to Julie as Pippa is to Jenny

[@stephenfraser3810]

Lexi is really doing my head in. She has taken over from Mitchell with her attitude and the way she makes problems for herself thrn blames everyone else when she gets in trouble. I am really enjoying Lou with the little brats. The one with the attitude needs a good slap at least. And as for Reno's daughter, stuck up bint. She is Lexi but not behind bars

[@outtherelivinginthepub1973]

True! Bea would of destroyed Lous nasty side forever if she had of been pregnant and lost it cos of her same as she did too nora, but nora got an elbow in the gut.

[@stephanfraser5325]

@Heather Elliott she did, she strangled her

[@sheriheffner2098]

Ann ought to put her in Wentworth and take Julie home with her and adopt her. Saying "I finally got the daughter I always wanted."

[@richardmacken9410]

May and Nora were the best of this current lot of Crims,Billie Hammerberg was a good actress,RIP to her,

[@Irishgui83]

Lexie was a bit of a breath of fresh air when she first arrived. Now, she's so miserable and moany I can't wait until she's gone.

[@LittleMissJmoo]

No wonder Marie Trevor was only a one time producer...

[@craiggallear1773]

how many parts does mr lockwood actually play? he played atleast 3 roles, maxines brother in law, mr lockwood (current) he also turns up later on as an officer in blackmoor

[@jtpinnyc]

Is there a Chrome addon that blocks Lexie, Pippa and Ben

[@davidfelix2594]

Just when you thought this current storyline era of PCBH couldn't get any worse, they introduce juveniles who're beating up hardened criminals....laughable!

[@karennicholls8532]

They have one little bitch who somehow smuggled in a little knife. You could get something better from the kitchen. She couldn't beat me up and I'm heaps older.

[@chrispascoe8116]

How the hell did that Nikki get the knife & drugs into the prison anyway? Are they not searched?

[@doctordemon6487]

She puts them up her butt 😈

[@josephd.2725]

LMAO at Lexie's fight with Nikki! Talk about out of control! 🤣🤣

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

🤣🤣🤣

[@josephd.2725]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 Lol, I love Lexie, she talks tough and takes no shit, but can't fight her way out of a paper bag! Poor girl... 🤣

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@josephd.2725 Loll🤣 Lexie was a breath of fresh air when first arrived, but then they ruined Lexie by turning her into a Bobbie clone with all the shouting!! 😞

[@josephd.2725]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 I know, I agree... but she calms down a bit well into the 600s and changes her look... she is such a cutie pie haha

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@josephd.2725 haha😻🤣🤣

[@childrensorg856]

It's actually "Weiner schnitzel" Lou.

[@jtpinnyc]

Jenny: "I can't stay in this place much longer, it's destroying me" -- she's having a relatively easy time of it, nobody's bashing or bullying her and the other prisoners like her. Even the Freak's leaving her alone. Spoiled brat.

[@michelleevans4948]

But she innocent so it’s understandable

[@frankmerritt4793]

What a slap nice one auntie may ✋👍

[@MarcoNegrisEye]

27:57 "Does my hair look ok at the back?.." Well it looks shit from the front and the sides so 1 out of 3 ain't bad..

[@glenysnewchurch7957]

Lol!

[@MarkTheMadMan]

Hahaha

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

2:54 so, MAY COLLINS when she first arrived was said to be "TOUGH", yet THIS is the VERY FIRST TIME she shows it👊🏻💥 🤣

[@andrealee1882]

OGs are never quick to move their hands 💪🏽❤️

[@PatrickTraton]

You must have missed the episode where she turns the tables on Lou Kelly.

[@benharis1956]

@16:00 Jenny doing a RECYCLED impersonation of Nick when he Threw a BRICK into the pub, " I Hate The Lotta Of You " Lol😆.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazmanator8946]

Gosh I can't stand lexi

[@rosslamb5864]

Right isn't Joan going to bash her for what she did.

[@tessatrebelli9570]

i love that wollop that may gave lennox

[@Scott-mz1eb]

I miss Fiona Spence (Vera) too. Wish her and Maggie could've worked together on the show. It could've been great!

[@andrealee1882]

Wouldn’t have worked. Vera would never agree to Fergusons vile ways. Vera was by the book and Ferguson would’ve found a vile way to get rid of her.

[@elainebundy2521]

I thought the same thing, talk about a struggle for power😮

[@sb6678]

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[@jakeminogue3585]

I wonder what would have happened if Vera and the Freak were to meet.

[@k8lynmae]

jake minogue There is a video edit on KZbin about that.

[@karennicholls8532]

Would have been quite interesting.

[@tefllife2024]

I think in the beginning Ferguson would be impressed with Vera's discipline approach to the prisoners, vera then overhears a conversation between Ferguson and Fay Quinn, taking payment from the book, then runs to Meg and tells her what she overheard, then they discuss that they might have another Jock Stewart on their hands. Vera confronts Ferguson, then Ferguson invites Vera to dinner to clarify things, Vera accepts the dinner invitation for the sake of a night out and having a new friend. Over time with the Hannah Simpson saga, Vera is disgusted by the fact that she's a lesbian and says to Ferguson, "you're sick", then Ferguson just grins and inhales her cigarette, then some real confrontations occur and competition for the governors job.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

I always wished that they had met. It would have been great!!🙌

[@sb6678]

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[@bumblebeejimmy]

Pippa is ridiculous

[@glenysnewchurch7957]

@26:03 all that steam from the showers in the bathroom but the mirror doesn't fog up? Lol @35:51 Lexy with the beckoning of her hands and miming the words "come on come on" at Nikki cracks me right the heck up. LOL!

[@melmazing3993]

I constantly want Lou to get punched in the face. Speaks volumes of Louise Siversons acting. :)

[@karennicholls8532]

You always know if you hate someone that they are good. Not that stupid Nikki though. Lou is such a nasty bitch 99% of the time, however sometimes she is hilarious and you agree with her.

[@bernadettelamb54]

The Lizz Macdonald crossed with Margo character is back.

[@85michelle7]

Really struggling to watch these episodes how long before they pick up ?

[@deathstripe1]

around mid 580's

[@85michelle7]

deathstripe1 thank you

[@boweryboy07]

omg. me too! thank goodness for fast forward.

[@ecolin4906]

@@boweryboy07 i rarely use rhe fast fwd but this is ridiculous

[@frankbrodie5168]

It was sweet of them to make Harry Wheeler come out of it as a good guy at the end of the food dispute. As an ex delivery driver myself I approve! Mind, whenever I had parcels for one of the Doncaster prisons on my daily run the chances were that I'd throw it back into the cage until I had a few to deliver at once, or maybe the reserve driver would take it out and deliver it. Because they used to let our lorry through the first gate and lock us in whilst we waited for someone to come and receive the parcel/s. This could be anything up to an hour or more. Which meant at busy periods when I couldn't risk potentially losing the time from my daily run, that the prison wasn't getting their parcels.

[@jiggarypokery]

Vicki Mathios (Nikki) and Robyn Frank (Cindy) How did those piss poor acting kids get a job acting on an award winning top rating T.V drama like Prisoner? How did they pass their audition? There must have been hundreds who could act better.

[@johnw2328]

Parents probably worked at Network 🔟 😯

[@zagozago9893]

Loads of awful actors in PCBH. Phil Cleary being the most (in)famous. Also Nick Clarke ''I hate you Meg!!!!''

[@Notfunnysam]

I didn't think Nikki was that bad of acting....

[@bloopnation]

OMG. That last sentence.

[@chrismarshall2283]

Thank god for Lou Kelly and the superbly played Chookie. If it wasn't for them I would seriously skip all these eps

[@adrianenglish4909]

Yeh dead on Lou Kelly and chookie are my favs too

[@stephanfraser5325]

The Barnhurst 5, Also Lexie and Alice are alright but Pippa totally sucks and Jenny is annoying

[@jeannestein5448]

Why does Jenny ALWAYS wear that "granny" dress ?

[@MARKBPHARM]

That Pippa Reynolds really is the most annoying character!

[@boweryboy07]

Nah. Judy, Doreen, Warren, Daphne, and Pixie have her beat by a mile.

[@ecolin4906]

Pippa is annoying but Lexi is the worst.

[@rosslamb5864]

Someone needs to tell her that she's not Japanese and never will be and as for her selfishness it's on another level, she's visited Jenny once (not counting her asking if she can visit in this episode) and isn't even bothering to attend her trials as she's too busy pretending to be a Japanese fashion designer and going on fancy resteraunt dates with Ben that either he or Anne pays for.

[@xfreespirit1979x]

2nd most annoying. NO ONE is worse than Lexie.

[@laurenbrooks3091]

That slap to Nicki, crap!! Way to go, Auntie May! Bout time! With as much back as she put into that slap, Nicki would have a full handprint on her cheek.

[@arlaabrell8658]

Ben and Pippa are just dreadful, separately as well as together. I'm not sure which is worse.

[@annalaios5244]

Queenie Marshall is hilarious.

[@paulagray7628]

Love the character of Queenie ❤ and I wish they had kept her in longer 😃

[@Kblog777]

The gates are really ramshackle. If Nikki shook them any harder,they'd collapse lol.

[@elgamerico]

The gates or the whole of Wentworth prison? So flimsy, i fear she'd being the place down :)

[@agemoth]

El Gamerico she needn't be as strong as Samson either lol

[@elgamerico]

They're so weak you could probably talk the gates down :)

[@Kblog777]

El Gamerico Mr Burns from The Simpsons could probably shake them down lol.

[@markgraham4732]

Beautiful and addictive viewing XXX

[@bernadettelamb54]

Julie should wash her hands of Lexi

[@Beckford4000]

Lexie is like an over-sensitive car alarm, you breathe too heavily near it and WAHWAHWAHWAH!

[@ShirleyMarieBradby]

OMG! Kelly: "Better look out for the mobile dandruff!" 😳😁 Is Kelly referring to lice?!

[@sparky2098]

31:00 I would like to see someone whistle God Save the Queen through their belly button. 38:50 So if Pippa treats a guy like a revolving door it is okay, but if they do it to her, then she whines. Then the ass tells Ann he wants to break Pippa in like a wild horse so he can marry her.

[@rayman760]

Go on Jenny, get it all out.....I actually think she is one of the better characters and storylines in this era

[@johnwalters4792]

Yeah 😍 her boobs and butt 😛

[@madwatermelon1316]

I've seen porn actresses with better acting skills.

[@VeganJustToAnnoyYou]

that wasn't a fight it was a hugg-out

[@samisticlife]

Proves how much hairspray was used in the 80s. Pippa and Ben have a quick lunchtime session and her hair and make-up are still perfectly in place 😂

[@daniellevillano4969]

Nikki Lennox needs to learn her lesson the Hard way.

[@Irishgui83]

Anyone else missing Ettie? I loved her. Wish she had stayed longer.

[@tessatrebelli9570]

lol lennox talking to ferguson about her rights friggin hillarious

[@charlottewebb2184]

That fight scene 👊 just when u thought Lexi cudnt get anymore annoying 😜

[@benharis1956]

Oh yes May Collins top SLAP of the show, No more granny eh Nikki.✋💥😵

[@laurenbrooks3091]

There's a lot of bitching and moaning about Prisoner being boring. First, if you actually relax and pay close attention, you'll see Ann's brilliance is shining. She's handling her position like a boss, finally using tactics Davo would have. She has come a long way since she was first introduced. She was all for the department and so concerned about paperwork that both her staff and the prisoners were suffering. Now look at her, against the department, caring for her staff and the prisoners, and handling the bad men behind the scenes like a pro. Then there's the Scared Straight storyline. Maybe my memory served me wrong but I don't recall this exact storyline being used. One person hundreds of episodes ago being in the prison to try and straighten her out hardly is the same as a group of juvenile delinquents, all but one having huge egos and blowing hot air. One of them cut Lou Kelly's hand, ffs! There's excitement in there if you actually watch it. The little delinquents get owned and taught lessons. How is that not a bit satisfying? Then there's Willie and May. Yeah, sometimes they can get annoying but I've yet to not be annoyed with all major characters as some point. Willie has some hilarious moments. I thought when she had amnesia she was hilarious, barricading herself in the cell and hunched in a corner looking like a scared rabbit saying she wasn't gonna ever come out again lol Don't forget about the recently departed Ettie. I liked her about as much as Lizzie. The two would have been hysterical together. Nora isn't Bea Smith or Myra Desmond but she's been a fair, honest, and tough-when-needed top dog without using violence. She's helped resolve some conflicts like when Lexi nearly screwed up the press job for them. Pippa, as annoying as she can be, is learning to be more sympathetic to the women and that she isn't as grand as she thought. There's some nuggets during this time. I think all shows have some lackluster times. Prisoner has enough excitement, comedy, entertainment, etc. that it makes up for some of its duller storylines. Second, if you're that annoyed that all you can do is bitch about it, there's always that little x at the top right of the screen. Your bitching is more annoying that the storylines you're bitching about.

[@stephenpovey-jones6520]

Well said. :)

[@laurenbrooks3091]

@@stephenpovey-jones6520 thank you!

[@susi-emily]

I concur. Sometimes it seems like the comments section on each episode is full of people doing nothing but moan, pick holes in the script, criticise the actors, make personal comments about the actors looks/weight/etc.

[@laurenbrooks3091]

@@susi-emily I scratch my head over them wasting their time if they're so against the show. Why watch it? I know I don't watch shows I don't like. Sometimes I think people like being mean because they're hurt and want others to feel hurt because they're hurt.

[@darrendunn134]

Poor joan with Terri must have forgot

[@charlottewebb582]

Did make me laugh when Meg was telling Anne that they had found a comb sharpened into a point and a home made knuckle duster on the juveniles and Meg said "you know kids stuff" altho tbf things haven't changed much 30+ years later kids are walking round with knives and other stuff kids shudnt have let alone in there pockets!!!

[@Ledge_06]

Is Terri's new boss Maxine Daniels old brother in law ?

[@karinswift]

Julie did a Frankie Doyle!

[@bernadettelamb54]

How much longer are we stuck with this Jenny character for ://

[@karennicholls8532]

I think it's still a while. I know they find out she didn't kill nana, but not yet.

[@melmazing3993]

STOP YELLING LEXIE!!!!! FFS!!

[@kathcavagnoud4088]

Actress Louise Siverson (Lou Kelly). Plays her part very well she's one of my favourite character. Apparently now she does a lot of theatre work. Keep up the good work Louise xx.

[@TLIMSISNW_p22.1]

try it again bitch and you'll be whistling god save the queen through your belly button! where do they come up with this stuff! hahahahaha,, too good :P

[@TheBluetoob]

+Corinna Zaccone Haha, the writers are really trying at the time.

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Nora's pulling a Bilko move on the new kid.

[@rosslamb5864]

Pippa wants to be Japanese so badly lol. Walking around in dressing gowns playing stupid music she's ridiculous.

[@hello5007]

Pretentious isn’t she?

[@tefllife2024]

Joan's right and a realist, there's a lot of people in society eating much less than the prisoners.

[@bazzkrycek211]

Lol how many roles does tht guy wanna have in this show - must be a record lol

[@BabyKitty000]

'Granny" sure rocks! Personally, I liked the Barnhurst Five, and I loved May - and Willie

[@doctordemon6487]

First time I've seen a full table at 14:00

[@kronenbourg316]

By the look of that Ben I reckon he had sushi for lunch from pippa Am half expecting Joan to come home to find Terri in bed with some bloke

[@rpatricknabors]

Christopher Thom. Keep watching

[@paulagray7628]

Looks likely to be sooner rather than later ….. 😬

[@Beckford4000]

Ann (to Ben): That's good, and Pippa might start talking to you again. Ben: She's already gobbled me off once today.... everything he said points to that, e.g. "she's not going to spit me out" and "swallowing her own medicine". No wonder Benny boy has a big smile on his face.

[@boywonder0319]

That fight between between Lexie and Nikki doesn't appear to have been played out well. Seriously, it's like neither actress had any training on how to do fight scenes. Either that, or the writers and directors didn't do a good job of scripting it.

[@michelleevans4948]

Gone are the days when Doreen and Lizzie used to play up mrs o Reagan in the kitchen, and Lizzie making her grog. There used to be lots of funny moments. Maybe time to start again

[@Nacho-Mamma]

True, that it's been at least 100 episodes or so when Helen Smart played her tape of the freak over the intercom, and Doreen recited her farewell poem to office Barfield over the intercom as well. I think that was close to the last time. But, there's still more funny & grog to come. I'm thinking about Merle Jones adventures with little Tommy & Muscles the mouse, Merle & the boomerang & Merle & the bullroarer. Well, nearly most of the Merle Jones episodes are pretty fun. But, it's because Merle is such a lovable character playing by Rosanne Hull Brown.

[@francistreml148]

Seems like Joyce has drastically changed her life with Merv 😂😂

[@Lushgirl81]

Terri can be so childish.

[@suzannahchirgwin-wade8751]

There should be more of this today date Tuesday 26 2021

[@simosc2]

oh yeah...that was a great slap

[@jo-jokisska4793]

Pippa needed a heavy dose of karma 😣

[@glennsanders2962]

Did they teach "Crims" how to "Fold" sheets at the Swiss finishing school?

[@NativeMoon]

May gave Darling Nikki the mother of all slaps - brilliant! Pippa has a repulsive attitude towards men but doesn't like having a heaping dose of her own medicine. Egotistical Ben is ridiculous with needing to break her before he marries her. She's not worth the bother -- and neither is he.

[@karennicholls8532]

Certainly agree about the slap. Pippa is a brat and he thinks he can change that in some way. Can't change people, even if they pretend they're going along.

[@trickynicky4268]

Pippa needs a good hair conditioner as her hair is so frizzy!

[@VeganJustToAnnoyYou]

so what? what does it matter if you are straight/bi/gay whatever. love is love. that's it!

[@2589hbradley]

Jesus Christ could u marry anyone else sooner on this show!

[@frazzleface753]

Oh Ben, with your cracking knees and loud nose breathing!

[@ThatMattOne]

Jenny "Please stop feeling sorry for me..." That's all you've been bleating on about since you walked through the door!!

[@jewelhaines8842]

Norah talking the Governor into not punishing a inmate!! 🙄

[@stevenbrian3001]

Dang that slap came from down under POW