Private School vs Public School

[@drpiano-yt]

As a public school student, the one time I went to private school their gym was bascially equivalent to our whole school and legit everyone wore a suit as their uniform

[@kinori8154]

I can confirm as a private school student.. I hated wearing the blazer

[@mastermuffin3950]

@@kinori8154 fuck blazers they so uncomfortable and a i feel like a prick wearing it

[@SAPLAYZ]

@@kinori8154 i didnt mind it, the ties is what annoyed me

[@kinori8154]

lmaooo sameee@@SAPLAYZ

[@MTBCharlieBaker]

I’ve never been to private

[@Brynwatkins]

As someone who attends a private school I can say that most kids are straight up NPCs with rich parents. There are some chill kids who are nice and aren’t overly rich just have parents who want them to have a good education. But the worst ones are the stuck up kids who can always get what they want and are normally the best at all the sports.

[@ianharrh]

Did we go to the same school? Lmao

[@givenachance28]

did we go to the same school 😂

[@gazzarafalemozzy4766]

so if im an allrounder at sports and always top five it, that makes me stuck up? YOU are the NPC tryhard whos parents probably have debt up to their eyeballs LMFAO

[@thequoise3848]

@@gazzarafalemozzy4766 you took it way too personally 💀

[@EwLifeGross]

@@gazzarafalemozzy4766Found the private school NPC

[@____0852]

As an Australian with a private education I would like to come out and say my school was broke

[@splitzerx570]

Same, my school had a fuckin crisis cause our new principal was a prep teacher before hand and was completely under prepared for his job.

[@TotallyNotHayley]

Same lol Even tho in total they earn 9 mil from students a year they still can’t afford toilet paper higher than 1ply 😂

[@____0852]

@vindiesel3066 2000 people at ur school I have 350 🤯

[@TotallyNotHayley]

@vindiesel3066 Oh

[@User74.7]

Same 😂

[@nycot107]

I love how every now and then he cracks up laughing cos of how stupid yet accurate some of these statements are, like the whole "Parents won some money on a scratchit and now they have a caravan" XD

[@lunarrrluna]

i’ve been to two private schools.. here are some things we got 1. one week camp.. for fifth graders 💀 2. yr 6 and over get more than one camp 3. uniforms that when you’re done shopping you’ve got $3.87 left. 4. two campuses 5. swimming carnival, athletics carnival, sports carnival 6. rich teachers 7. rich kids 8. thats all

[@Marrmad7]

Alright, as someone who’s had a completely different experience, here’s everything I got in my 5 years of private school (I moved to another city in 5th grade) Private School: Tuition: $1,700 a year, although I had a donor that paid for me to go No playground or sporting equipment at recess 2 floor building Library had like 300 books, and was probably the size of the restroom A field trip to a local creak A field trip to a pumpkin patch Uniform was pretty basic: for boy, white button shirt, black slip on shoe, black vest, black pants. for girl, white button shirt, black slip on shoe, dress, and navy tights *you could get these items for free from uniform closet if you wanted* Basically all the kids were rich besides me Staff was broke asf They did literally everything to cut budget costs bc priv schools don’t get funded by US government

[@Uzyvan6]

You forgot the kids that do nothing but trouble but have parents that don’t care

[@Amyfrom2010]

i go to private school

[@dylanking9557]

As a private school student I can say that over half of the people in my grade are legit either stuck up pricks or addicted to drugs and vapes. They were even desperate enough to destroy the vape detector in the bathroom.

[@AirportAviation380]

Damn, where is that mate, fuckin NSW sounds like

[@_-phoenix-_]

vape detector!? bro our school can't even get toilet paper despensers

[@sienna17422]

literally same

[@williamrussell1317]

what school?

[@sussyelmo6100]

bro in my private school the toilet seat in the boys bathroom got stolen

[@yuhwhatisthat]

It's funny because in the town I live we have 2 high schools right next to each other. One is a public (which I go to) and one is a private christian school that's actually more well known for having a higher eshay and general 'annoying/delinquent kids' population (and hogging parking space my god). My school just recently got a massive multimillion dollar library built and general renovations around the school, which took a couple of years. We got a bunch of resources and in my multimedia class we got access to new equipment, new computers, a RECORDING BOOTH and a GREENSCREEN ROOM.

[@aguasadonas8346]

bruh my school was public AND IT HAD THAT SHIT TOO

[@splitzerx570]

And the PRIVATE school that I went to didn’t even have qualified teachers for different subjects, the fuckers were learning the shit along with us man

[@lonelyboy9852]

Mate my school has a lot of good shit and its a public, to me its basically like a private school but without the fuckwits and actually good teachers. Then my dad told me about how he had to go to a job site to help the tradies check the structure of a private school that they were redesigning and he said that there was like 5 or 6 big screen tv's in the back of their hall. So yeah my school isnt like a private school at all lmao.

[@emmaphilliips7827]

Are you talking about NBCS?

[@willm687]

Green screen room mother fuckers had that in 06 yikes

[@biggmonke8057]

I went to a public primary school and go to a private highschool. I couldn’t agree more.

[@corbo2765]

Same bro

[@ES_Editz1]

Same

[@IAm-No1]

Sameee

[@Lukey-D]

As someone who went to both public (primary) and private (high) this is very accurate, but like the only other high school in the area you’ll get shanked for breathing so…

[@themchtacos]

Sounds like me

[@themchtacos]

Balmain high is a shitshow

[@posetcoder]

Public primary school is 10000x different than public high school bro

[@Imaranga176]

My school (private) was just as bad as a public school lol

[@EbunVD]

As a student who went to public and now goes to private this is very accurate. The only thing the students talk about is what their parents do and who is the richest

[@EthicsGrief27]

Fr. I’m in primary private school and there’s this kids in 4th grade who got 5 Jordan’s 💀

[@icmull]

I went to a private school 20 years ago. I had zero idea what kids parents do or who was rich.

[@ammie7396]

As someone that goes to a private school, the only thing private about it is the money.

[@EthicsGrief27]

Frr

[@weedcatonyablock]

i swear private schools can be as bad if not worse than public schools sometimes

[@ginjaninja7147]

as someone whose gone to both (private yr 7-10 public 11-12) public was WAYYY more chaotic, but private was more stressful. If I didn't move, I would have killed myself, so yeah, public suited me much better.

[@lilxa615]

I honestly think public schools produce better people

[@ammie7396]

Istg the only think private about my school is the money

[@alfielikesbikesYT]

@@lilxa615 I go to a private school and it isn't that public school necessarily produces better people (even though they might by a small margin) it is that kids who go to private school often have parents who don't care about them so they become dickheads a

[@lilxa615]

@@alfielikesbikesYT Come to think about it, I absolutely agree. Some kid committed a serious crime in my year and he said his parents didn’t punish him at all.

[@NoNo-qj3ef]

As a student who graduated from a Public Primary school in year 6 then enrolled into a private one the next year I can say for certain their both horrible in their own ways

[@tracy124]

Been educated in different international private schools throughout my life and LOVE IT!!!!! I’m so so grateful❤❤

[@ST4R.111]

As someone who has attended a public school and is now currently in a private school this is so accurate.

[@TotallyNotHayley]

I have moved from public to private at the beginning of this year and I was mostly disappointed abt one thing. At my old school, they had good quality toilet paper, meanwhile we have 1ply at my current one. So, if you do the maths, you pay 2k each term per student. There are 4 terms in a year so 8k a year per student. There are 1100+ kids at my prep-12 school so that’s almost 9mil. With that, I believe that my school should be able to pay for better toilet paper.

[@sebgamingkid]

The most pessimistic scenario (from the 'CEO' of 'Private Schools Pty Ltd.' point of view): School revenue per year = 1,100 students * (4 terms/year * $2,000/term/student) = $8,800,000/year Best quality toilet paper (from google): 61c/100 sheets (or $0.0061/sheet) Assuming the WORST, CONSTANTLY CRAPPING students that use 100 sheets a day each: 1,100 students * 100 sheets = 110,000 sheets/day Assuming this DIARRHOEA PARADE lasts all year for all 40 weeks (i think) that exist in the Australian school calender: 110,000 sheets/day * 200 days = 22,000,000 sheets Final cost per year = 22,000,000 sheets/year * $0.0061/sheet = $134,200/year School revenue per year - quality toilet paper cost per year = $8,800,000/year - $134,200/year = $8,665,800/year Barely a DENT. I just think the principal or whoever the hell is considered the "CEO" of a private school would HATE the idea of losing $134,200/year over something that gets wiped with literal crap and then thrown into a toilet. This is also assuming best-case for students (worst-case for the profiteer) meaning it's the MAXIMUM. In reality it'd probably be a lot closer to $10,000/year or less with really good quality toilet paper.

[@Tinybackyardfarm]

You forgot to mention how both private and public school kids hate each other here in Australia. I’m in a private school and my teacher got egged in his graduation by a public school.

[@anmolsaxena_]

should make a video about public vs select entry public schools they're basically private schools but rather than flexing how rich their parents are, they flex their academic prowess

[@lowoliet]

as a selective school student i can say we dont actually flex our academic prowess we flex our mental health issues

[@ladygrinningsoul]

as a selective school student i second that

[@rachelmei5153]

Frrr the only thing selective entry students talk about are their marks, their subjects and their teachers. That's it

[@lissy2200]

I went to a private school and am pretty sure it was easier than public, because I am dumb as and had really good grades. I barely studied while my friends had to work hard

[@samdavis456]

Way better when you leave bloopers in ❤

[@DawnisticArt]

As an Aussie who goes to a Private school, it’s costs a lot of money, While I admit there are many rich kids, most of us are just wealthy families with parents seeking good education for their kids. Our school has very strict uniform policies and is an outside school, aka no hallways. Even the smallest things can get you into trouble. For example, if you have some loose hair at the front, you will get a pastoral care Note, Also things like missing hats and other items can get you one. Three of these give you a detention. There is also such things as bin duties. They suck. Also anything thing to mention is out uniform in very strict as mentioned before, there are certain type and colour earrings we must wear if we choose to wear earrings and the same for watches and ribbons, and hair ties, and shoes, and socks, etc. our school is amazing though and offers amazing opportunities. For example, a few years ago the school flew out entire grade out to Canberra, we were in Brisbane, and took us on a 5 day trip. Obviously parents had to pay money but the point is they flew us out there and organised a heap of places and accommodation etc. A final point is to not believe it when people say the difference between public and private schools is money. As rich kids and be in public schools and wealthy kids can be in private. You also can’t defy a personality of someone from their school. ❤

[@that1d3vil78]

i went to a catholic private school (primary and secondary) we had to go to mass it didnt matter what your religion was we **had** to go to mass

[@that1d3vil78]

also known as church

[@that1d3vil78]

also if our hair was below our collar we had to tie it back, and the teachers didnt

[@TotallyNotHayley]

@@that1d3vil78SAME!! It’s so annoying with the strict uniform hair and jewellery policy 😭 I’m not even Christian and they still make us go to church/chapel

[@Theaspen1]

Exactly!

[@Lozzy_Q]

as a private school student. i go to a new school in brisbane it opened in like 2022 and I'm the 2nd oldest grade and im in gree 8 but every year we get more grades like next year well get grade 10. anyways we get new buildings every 2 years so we can get more grades in.. there are more people on the waiting list to go to my school then there are students.. like there are like 2000 students on a waitlist and we only got 335 kids in our school. we need to wear a blazer in term 2 and 3 and we need to have our uniforms proper or else we get a violation and need to go on a behaviour card. our teachers are hilarious tho... as long as you behave... but most of the kids have like families that are millionaires and we are pretty chill.. we do comment on the Aspley school kids on the train because they are just gross. and if someone gets caught vaping in our school. even outside school, they get expe;;ed. our school has millions just to spend of equipment and buildings as we get there. our school is still new tho sooooo.... that's my experience at a private school... :D

[@notanabt]

As a priv school student I can confirm i have a dragon he's called sparky

[@mistmyth]

I go to a private school and its sorta in the middle. somehow can afford big excursions, but thats the only reason anyone would come. most classrooms dont have locks, heating, or air con.

[@Mann528]

I would love to know how many clips are ruined bc you have cracked up halfway through KEEP IT GOING (AND THE KNIGHTS WILL KEEP ON MARCHING, LETS FUCKING GOOOOO)

[@clarinet2inbflat]

my private school is filled with mullet boys, basic popular girls, the funkiest kids you'll ever see and a bunch of eshays. the uniforms are nice enough and there are a bunch of extra clubs, sporting and performing arts so that's cool i guess.

[@JamesZentveld]

The Mrs O’Brian line is crazy accurate. At our Private high school a female teacher slept with some students from the footy team and the video got leaked.

[@lillyhoppo3839]

My school(private) legit has like 100k in savings yet still has fundraisers for every event

[@STICKYJUICE_]

as a private school student i can confirm we make regular excursions to the moon

[@splitzerx570]

As a human being who attended a shitty private school that was in a rural area, idk who I am here now, this causing me to have a crisis of identity.

[@mtndew9427]

The public school thing is so real, my school district has no money left at all and they've cancelled like four big field trips in the last year, they had to fire a bunch of really nice teachers to replace them with newer teachers that they could pay less, they also cut out choir as an elective, they cut out this other program called future problem solvers because it involved too many field trips, the quality of the school lunches is somehow decreasing even more, which I didn't think was possible, most of the teachers have to pay with their own money for school supplies like calculators, protractors, the science tube things(I can't remember what they're called it's 3 in the morning), for all of the field trips they didn't cut we have to walk no matter how far away it is because they don't have money for busses, they're cutting out busses too and adding more routes per bus so they don't have to pay for more busses, and you get the idea.

[@potatomine6678]

I'm in a private school, yeah it's like a public school but we just look and sound cooler also the education is dope asf

[@Zimethy]

the private school just chilling with a ps5 yeah nothing much

[@charlicorrie]

When Liam breaks character its actual hilarious

[@iimage242]

as public school student i can confirm this is how public school is

[@Stardamite]

Bro my high school is like going bankrupt or something so they canceled most of the camps and shit because it was too much money and they are a private school and they have a really high tuition rate so idk what they are spending their money on and it is also a really bad school but it is not that small and have a somewhat good reputation aside the fact that they are going bankrupt and don’t care about the kids or the kids education, only the uniform and making people think it is a really good school. 👍

[@GG_FROZTY]

Mrs O'Brien is a substitute at my school

[@Benwut]

I went to a private school before moving to a public school. Got de-wankerified in the public school, but holy shit did I miss having working bathrooms and 4 gymnasiums. Oh, but I 100% was so happy to not have to put on a bloody suit all year round each morning.

[@vv_gumlx6363]

I go to a public school, but they are pretty rich. We get tennis programs (as well as a footy program I think), high academic achievers programs, musical instrument programs and language exchange programs too. year 8 and above you can go to Japan for up to a school year. also their are 3 campuses. so many kids there are rich. we dont wear like blazers and stuff and our uniforms aren't fancy like the private schools though. the food at the cafeteria is crap though. and you know that they're doing quite a few out of uniform days for a gold coin donation.

[@danywaney]

3:28 me in class when I remember something on Saturday

[@k_sram]

my (ex) high school had a trip to europe fully planned and ready to go for the Latin class, that was only stopped because of covid. but they still can't fix the main hall ceiling after 10 years... make it make sense

[@wen26060]

I know righttt same

[@Slothy66]

I swear to God every public school has a teacher called Mrs O’Brien

[@logicalsnorlax5641]

going to a catholic school was chill, felt like the best of both worlds

[@cryptic6917]

The school I finished secondary school at tried so fucking hard to look like a private school but was still an obvious public school. We pretty much had to wear a suit year round unless we did PE as one of our subjects or if we were going to interschool sport or had the swimming carnival on or shit like that, other than those days we still had to wear suits. Somehow the school was always getting like $15+ million a year so probably on par with private schools but I doubt there'd be too many private schools where the girls would be vaping and giving gobbies to their boyfriends in the toilets.

[@Itscomplicateddddd]

As an Australian who goes to one of the cheapest private high schools where I live I can say my school is absolutely loaded

[@TooCheezyP3]

the spiderweb on the elbow…

[@1bby_09]

Bro never disappoints

[@alansteen473]

When i went to state high we didn't have computer class, we had electric typewriter class.

[@charlottepaige5375]

My first primary school had a big shed that exact same colour where we had P.E, (some) announcements and the canteen was in there 💀

[@LukeCarey11]

I went public primary school and am at a private high school and this is so relatable

[@dancingoptimusprime2285]

So true mate so true😂❤

[@BlueDot149]

as an Australia with currently a public school, we can say that 6 graders are desperate for vapes (some people found a stash of vapes in the garden)

[@fullcorpse1232]

As a guy who went to both a private and public school this is highly accurate

[@_MidnightSnow_]

Bro I go to a private school and my school must be on crack, 8 kids got expelled after they chased a yr6 around with a knife and 4 kids went missing on a fucking Rottnest island *cough cough* *me* and 2 girls got expelled after being caught sniffing crap in the lockers, a yr12 was caught cheating on a state test and so much other shit 😂

[@Shavi_Masee]

Nah bro they cheated on HSC that's some next level shit

[@_MidnightSnow_]

IKR!?@@Shavi_Masee

[@Shavi_Masee]

@@_MidnightSnow_ I go to a private school aswell and I swear they care more about how the school looks than the actual students. Also were you the one who got lost or caught sniffing?

[@_MidnightSnow_]

Oh no, I wasn’t caught sniffing, I went missing on Rottnest island lol@@Shavi_Masee

[@Book.shelf09]

As a Queenslander private and public school student this accurate

[@frankie_belle]

honestly the ppl at public schools are SO much nicer

[@stormtrooperdarthvader5086]

My school is private school and they can’t afford tissues

[@yeetgaming69]

As someone who went to a public school I would like to add that IB kids are like private school kids but aren't rich enough to go to a actual private school.

[@FionaGamble]

My school isn’t even a private school and yet we are getting a £30M extension to it

[@Lucascag1812]

As someone who goes to a private school i can say that the kids are basically the same just more entitled and c*nty

[@hater-z6l]

As a person that attends a private school Ican agree with the trip thing in this video because I went to Japan on a school trip.

[@Elistic4443d]

As someone who went to a private school my school is the complete opposite lol it’s so lazy

[@rabbiez934]

I'm a public school student. I'm watching this at the community library.

[@jaesjmes5498]

As a kid that lives in a town that is technically a city (Coffs harbour), the kids in the private schools are worse than in the public schools, and the uniforms are pretty basic, they’re kinda fire though if you like drugs or alcohol and massive parties on the holidays that will probably result in at least one student dying

[@lukastomlins9621]

Used to go to a private school and now im in the public system and the public system is so much better than private u can vape in public schools if u vape in private schools u get suspended, public u feel happier and private school feels depressing asf, public school doesn’t care about uniform and private does, public school u can be high and drunk at school and they don’t care, private school if you high or drunk your suspended

[@jamessflemo]

mate private schools are doing the right thing 😂. u need to grow tf up and realise these drugs are bad for ya

[@StepSisRUstuck]

As someone who was kicked out of our lady sacred heart and sent to centralian middle public school i can confirm this is indeed accurate 😂

[@Nashkaash]

my private school has demountable buildings everywhere😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@IsobelMc]

As SMBY who goes to a private school , there are people who swear and vape in the toilets it’s very hectic .😢 we ain’t all posh and stuff 😢

[@sugarfreejelly]

i go to a selective school so this is very educational to me.

[@SourPatch-m2y]

As someone in a private school only a couple students parents are rich but we have to wear a uniform but it is not a suit most days it is a pollo shirt

[@heImet_scp]

I’ve been to both and this is VERY accurate

[@Sentient-potato]

I’m moving to public school to one of the most expensive private schools in the state… help

[@R3verse301]

I'm at a private school and this is hilarious.

[@Jakeio-w9j]

I go to a cheaper private school, they build new stuff every few years, but they let everything else fall apart, taps broken, doors dont shut, smashed glass that hasnt been fixed in 3 years, honestly shocking, camps are shortened because they are "too poor".

[@RV-ni7tl]

unreal that u can’t hold in ur laughter urself

[@BigJMC]

My Private school: we’re rich! Student body: Stop the cap, you’re poor af and hella in debt.

[@BruceWayne-fg1kk]

My all boys public school had everything vandalised so thats why we couldn't have anything nice

[@EliTheFish]

my priviate school has so many stoners so idk where your private schools are

[@havock2579]

There is this private school down the road from my fantastic public school and they get more funding from the government then us

[@JosephGreen-p3k]

my old tuckshop lady used to be called Sonia no cap hold are u guys from melbourne?

[@Theaspen1]

I go to a private school and its BORING. Like yes we get to go on camp every year and get a lot more opportunities than others, which I am greatful for but seriously its boring. There are like no fights and half the school wishes they went to public school.

[@VarmariPiram-ry6bk]

My school literally cancelled the swimming carnival because we're too broke T-T

[@nxtqsha_editz]

My schools a public school but it’s trying too hard to act private 😭

[@Ash.Luvs.u]

I go to a private school and there is fights teachers have been push yelled at and almost push off our stage but I can't imagine public schools😭😭😭

[@dreyganwestlake3729]

At my school we had a casino day to "learn about statistics". Obviously you weren't actually allowed to gamble but you had to pay to play

[@BoLivingstone591]

As someone who goes to private school my friends that go to a public school, think that me and the others that go to my school are just rude people which is not true that’s just what others think but this video made me crack up so many times

[@nymeowcorecat6864]

Love the dance at the end😂❤

[@elcasho]

Laughed at the caravan lols

[@aeolianaether]

I went to a private school that wasn’t in a big city, and it was honestly closer to the public school in this video lmao But they were really strict with uniform

[@nikbruh638]

the thing about most american private schools, they are very poor, sometimes worse than public schools, the only difference is mostly no agenda-ized curriculum and smaller class sizes and also uniforms, and fundraisers are very common to change the floors that are like 20+ years old, most of the time there are few rich kids and mostly middle class kids

[@Quokkashit24]

My school was next to a private school and we all way's used to fight

[@moomoo9175]

been both. this is true

[@the_xyzs]

As a private school student, I can say the bathrooms are also kinda shit and we mostly just vapin in there

[@calebisbel]

thats fair, in year nine we went to china for 5 weeks, that was november 2019... sorry

[@Loomy-R]

Bro i go to priv school i can assure u there are alot of troublemakers, basically mostly rich eshays

[@jackpubbo]

This is how I imagined private schools

[@madnessgoon]

i love australians

[@thepricklehorses]

I went to both public and private but my private school is not like a huge one where you can board it’s just a regular school but Not government owned 😂

[@Ur_newdad]

Ok or I go to public school in Australia Victoria and one our water is white like no joke we have to let it run before it goes a hazy clear colour but it's white

[@TameeIKKS]

legend says, private schools are still trying to find ways to spend all their money.