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[@payamkhorramshahi5726]

These two guys are currently how I avoid depression 😂

[@rositasultana3958]

Try not to laugh or smile on REACT! I'm hooked 😂

[@AhronWithAnA246]

Now with crow bars, crows can always enjoy the "early bird" special

[@austinsavage3540]

😂

[@charlesschuster01]

Or they can stay out late and be night owls

[@AhronWithAnA246]

@@charlesschuster01 oh my goodness 🤣 I didn't even think of that

[@AhronWithAnA246]

@The Siren Hunters pretty good right? And I bet at crow bars they drink "raven white-claw" 😆 I don't drink though, total buzzard

[@PlayerW.O.N.]

I had heard that the crow bar was robbed, but the culprit “flew the coop” before the cops could show up

[@blahblahtoucan5329]

I wish you guys were on spotify as a podcast

[@beverlyrobertson2248]

I've missed y'all! Now I'm ok! Thank y'all for giving us Laughter! I've needed it!! Y'all are the best!!

[@timkay4386]

Another great gut wrenching laugh experience with the bro’s in chairs! Lmao Love y’all ✌️

[@CoreniaBug]

It's so much fun sometimes to sit around and tell jokes Another great video to brighten my day

[@nobody7817]

Great new joke: There is this GREAT Politician....

[@einarvindenes9509]

Laughed so hard my that back hurts 😂😂

[@khushpanthaky]

I had to listen to the poetry one several times. As soon as I got it, howled with laughter!!! 😂😂😂

[@kenanderson3211]

Help 🤷‍♂️

[@adriankatsikides3390]

" I looked out the bedroom window and saw someone stealing the garden gates....I didn't say anything in case they took offence !"

[@duke3327]

That Titanic joke hits different in 2023. Really crushed it

[@jgarettc13]

After watching this a handful of times I finally get the ceiling fan joke...

[@ToddMichaelSoule]

This was one comfy ice breaker for fall. really reclined spirit. Never stop laughing.

[@jappedut9009]

Good jokes excellent laughter ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@BPEntertainment1]

OMG. Charles in charge. 😂

[@KraylebStudios]

Two crows walk into a bar. *Bang, bang*

[@Sharkman42]

Guys, the more you come up with this stuff, the more anything is possible

[@luisamorsolo2072]

Here comes the sponsors. You gotta make the scene to earn the green !

[@BrosinHats]

😁😁

[@jonathan19947]

The jokes are so accurate they make sense

[@MoonMagicks]

Glad you both got those awesome chairs!!

[@BrosinHats]

Thanks!

[@SpeedRunner33333]

Last year around Halloween, there was a guy who had a tag on his shirt. It said "GO CEILINGS!!!" I was the only one to get it instantly, he said.

[@AlphaFemmeXtine]

My niece did this about 7 years ago and it was hilarious!!

[@BrosinHats]

That's awesome 😂

[@macdadstromboli2762]

I always take a tape measure to bed when I go to sleep. 🙂 Why? 🤔 To see how long I sleep! 🤣🤣

[@newandoldtech5634]

Why was the operator at the factory so angry? Some one came and pushed his buttons.

[@j.v.9936]

WOW. the poetry - pottery and verses - vases one was great. i didn’t even notice it at first.

[@jackbusby9602]

(Thank you)

[@DeborahLaymon]

So good 😂😂😂😂😂

[@martinhampl1997]

I fell into a deep hole full of water. Oh, well.

[@sapient_I]

That ceiling joke😆

[@barbecuesauce3701]

yeah... these are high end puns

[@BrosinHats]

😂

[@MGVK2277]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere

[@boazpilon]

Your bodies were almost too relaxed to laugh (that's legit how it felt), so the chairs may have that one downside ;) Thanks for the videos!

[@BrosinHats]

I agree with you on that!

[@Radladd]

Chairs look great. Now where do I get them?

[@Believer1995ofGod]

We need a cross over with pawn stars. Rick and these guys laughing would be hilarious.

[@oversteer_9339]

Yey new upload!

[@AB-pi8tv]

congrats 4 yr first promotional video guys. love from india

[@BrosinHats]

Thanks 😎

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter who had twin son’s? He named one… Jose; and the other… Hose B

[@ellisonhamilton3322]

For those of us who get up at night to piss without turning on any lights, we need those subtle lights on our toilets. If they work for cup holders..........

[@ricknofzinger]

I used to have theater chairs like this. Grandkids loved them. Do you vibrating backs?

[@jonathanjackson4304]

I overheard these two guys talking: Fellow one: I“recently” developed a weak back. Fellow two: Oh yeah? When did you hurt it?!? Fellow one: Oooh, ‘bout a week back!

[@johanschrooten8102]

i dont get half ofmthese jokes but it made me laugh

[@MirzaAsjad32]

That ceiling fan joke took me too long to get...

[@barbecuesauce3701]

but it was pretty cool

[@MirzaAsjad32]

@@barbecuesauce3701 true that

[@johndemola1608]

I still don’t get it lol

[@dagman85]

@@johndemola1608 - wait - are you saying it was... over your head?!

[@johndemola1608]

@@dagman85 lol yes I love I nice popcorn ceiling!

[@Lilliancooks]

A cheese factory exploded in France today. Da Brie is everywhere.

[@LoCoWi]

What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed? Sea kelp

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Q: What has 6 pockets, is green and if it fell out of the tree, it would kill you? A: A pool table!

[@usmcbigb368]

I had surgery about a month ago, and I do sleep in my chair like those. (can't wait to be able to sleep in my bed though seriously)

[@christophervichiola7044]

A bar is a place where you go to drink.

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Q:,Do you know what is 9 inches long, pink and “slippery”? A: A slipper (Same joke different context) Q: Do know what’s brown and “sticky”? A: A stick

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Q: Where does Mr. Miyagi shop for eye patches online? A: Amazon! (Read like he says Daniel-San) Q: When does Mr. Miyagi search for eye patches on Amazon (read again like Daniel-San)? A: When he BUMPS EEEEEYEEEE! (Like Bonsai!)

[@geraldfrost4710]

Nothing rhymes with orange. I find this very strange It's something we should arrange To change.

[@jonathanjackson4304]

To be told consecutively: Q: What did the fish say when it ran into the metal drainage pipe cover? A: AH, GRATE!!! Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? A: AH, DAM!!! Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a Flounder? (Long pause…) A: AH, FFFFFFFFFFLOUNDER!!!!

[@SirDeanosity]

Must sip coffee.....pause video.

[@AravindGP29]

Albert Einstein joke was awesome

[@MrJoebiz24]

Gentlemen, "Chairish the moment".........

[@BrosinHats]

😁

[@wholegroinbread593]

Devils only want shoes for one thing - their soles.

[@BrosinHats]

Ha, nice 😁

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Q: Do you know why the rock collector was unappreciative?!? A: Because he took it for Granite! Because he took it for GRANITE!!!!

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Q: Do you know where a general keeps his “armies”?!? A: (hold up arms and swing sleeves and say in high pitched voice) In his “sleevies”… (Same joke, different context) Q: Do you know how Hitler ties his “shoesies”? (Long pause…) A: (again, high pitch voice) With little Nazis!!!

[@brucemadrid2386]

What tool do you use to deal with drama? A coping saw.

[@wolfemperor_n112]

Did you hear about the dog they found in a bathroom? It was a POOdle!

[@brucemadrid2386]

Where do snails never eat? At fast food restaurants.

[@jonathanjackson4304]

My wife and I are worried about my son because he is still wetting the bed… He’s SEVENTEEN! And he does it FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!!!!!

[@jonathanjackson4304]

I hate Christmas because my entire life I’ve trying figure out what the hell a “Jennapear” is!!! (Partridge Jennapear tree)

[@chrisfarnan4426]

I cant laugh very easily today because someone stole my antidepressants... I hope they're happy.

[@jackbusby9602]

Why do elephants have flat feet? They get that way from jumping out of trees. Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2:00 and 3:30 in the afternoon? That's when the elephants jump put of trees. Why are pygmies so short? They went into the jungle between 2:00 and 3:30 in the afternoon.

[@barbecuesauce3701]

the fan joke was cool

[@BrosinHats]

😁

[@barbecuesauce3701]

@@BrosinHats if ya reuse it, you're moving in circles

[@AnnaBananaMewMew-KittyQueen]

Somebody pls explain the 2nd one😭

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! Q: How difficult is it to identify a blind man at a nudist beach? A: It ain’t hard… Q: Why was the blind Mexican so angered when he heard the US National anthem? A: He thought that everyone was teasing him… “Jose, can you see?!?”

[@albertdonahue4345]

Do you know why Robert Downey Jr. called Ironman? Because he is good at ironing

[@leeandramurphy5903]

I divorced my husband because he was cross eyed. We didn't see eye to eye and he was seeing someone on the side.

[@bobbigrigscnx1805]

How do you keep so cool? . . . . . . Air Conditioner

[@skippy675]

Going green. I planted EMO grass in my yard this fall. I'll just ignore it and it will be cutting itself by spring.

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Did you know that if you live in a house that has five or more levels that you’re going to need multiple AC units? Yeah! There’s no way one unit’s going to covered it because it’s only a four stair furnace…

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I couldn’t get the smell of food out of my kitchen, so I called a guy who used to love farming machinery but now he hates it. He’s an ex tractor fan.

[@lornehulett7702]

Don't know if you used this one yet... Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked!

[@jakemcnamara8317]

Lol. I'm actually making Raman noodles right now.

[@BrosinHats]

Ramen noodles are the best 🍜

[@johndemola1608]

@@BrosinHats Yeah. When you want something inexpensive 😂

[@blocksmith9935]

I dont get the vase one I think im dumb edit: LOL I GET IT NOW

[@BrosinHats]

😁😁 it took me so long to get it!

[@travis6595]

@@BrosinHats I still don't get it.

[@jjkjhgjkh]

I didn't get the joke about the 58 cents truck and the other joke about the kayak learning?

[@Bendigo1]

The $58 semi truckload one was implying that an entire truck load of ramen noodles only costs $58 because they are so cheap. "This summer I learned to kayak, canoe?" Is play on words, substituting "can you?" with "canoe?"

[@trevorrchristopher380]

Did you hear about the midget that can communicate with the spirit world and recently broke out of jail? He's a small Medium at large.

[@Sohing2010]

But so far i've made three vases instead of the lovely audiences

[@breathej.4872]

I didn't get the dyslexic poetry one?

[@nicholasaslanides9703]

A bra and a pair of jumper leads walk into a pub and get stopped by security. Security says sorry, no entry. "Why not, the bra asks?" Security replies "Because you two are off ya tits and you're about to start something 😂😂😂 Greetings from Australia. Love you humour.

[@josephdennis-h8c]

I went to the doctor the other day and she said I had high blood pressure. I took it with a grain of salt.

[@christophervichiola7044]

Can you means canoe in dad jokes

[@jonathanjackson4304]

Q: What’s the difference between a Roman and a Romanian…? A: “Ian” Just remember; Innuendo… is NOT an Italian suppository! Up you butt-o IS an Italian suppository. 😉

[@ybe8228]

I don’t get the octopus one

[@ishitthebed4972]

Can you guys please do a story time and read the Australian bricklayers accident report. It will be the funniest story you have ever heard and I couldn’t think of anyone I would like to hear read it more

[@josephdennis-h8c]

I don't get the octopus joke🤨

[@nobody7817]

A written joke: There are exactly 10 types of people in this world: Those that understand binary numbering systems, and those that don't.

[@BrosinHats]

Now that’s a good joke!

[@Greg-px2sc]

I'd like to go to Holland, wooden shoe?

[@BrosinHats]

😁😁

[@barbecuesauce3701]

lmao took me a few seconds to get this one

[@Greg-px2sc]

@@BrosinHats If you've seen one air conditioned indoor shopping center, you've seen a mall.

[@joekirner8832]

Went downhill after the opening crows joke.

[@ClassicRollPlayer]

Ew a ceiling…. Yay. What a waste.

[@ZacharyHuff585]

Why do girls cry about the silliest of things? ; ACMe

[@throttlegalsmagazineaustra7361]

Nice '49 Chev

[@GeoNoob]

What does the noodle one mean

[@barbecuesauce3701]

don't know but sure it will take a long time to understand... but these were already cooked up. nice to spice things in life a bit

[@wholegroinbread593]

It just means the ramen noodles are dirt cheap to produce and possibly linking to how they have 0 nutritional value yet we still buy them

[@rockenOne]

It is hard to look at man without a chin