Pro Postal - Thursday

[@Laxhoop]

I like to imagine that because The Postal Dude’s blood is probably 75% crack at minimum, at all times, that’s what makes him almost immune to the affects of the WMD.

[@chaselegoman]

During his autopsy they may find blood in his crack system.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Effects as in p.d can't get infected? You mean that?

[@BoldTint]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells yeah, probably this.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That can't be good for him but he feels great.

[@wujek7616]

Then there is 20% catnip and 5% blood

[@KitAkira1989]

"Anyway, I stock up on crack with all the leprechaun money I got yesterday." Lines like this are absolute gold.

[@whydoiexist1024]

KitAkira1989 I see what you did there.

[@KitAkira1989]

@@whydoiexist1024 That was a purely unintentional pun, honest.

[@Tucher97]

that is a sentence that sounds like it came from someone who stocked up and used enough crack

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

HAHA, GOLD

[@_V.Va_]

@@Tucher97 With their leprachaun money, of course.

[@mrturtletail3945]

"Heavily armed cracked up trailer trash" Postal Dude summed up perfectly in one sentence.

[@thejamman4070]

Postal Dude has the perfect blend of creepy and soothing voice.

[@xotl2780]

He does the news, and it's terrifying.

[@valentinom.4292]

Just like Caleb

[@DanielDangerous]

*FUCK*

[@Gwestytears]

@@xotl2780 That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@Gwestytears]

Yeah I know

[@noezringstad5584]

I like that the "Champ Armor" even has the same official summary as the horse armor from Oblivion lmao.

[@masonasaro2118]

champ armor’s a mod in the workshop now.

[@guiltygearalonecompl]

What a fantastic community

[@bloodrunsclear]

I don't know why but the priests get crazy in this game. One time I was doing a pacifist run and a priest drew a glock on me in the middle of the street and screamed 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR F**KING MONEY!' This game is amazing...

[@Civvie11]

I know him! He's right next to Fire in the Hole!

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Last guy that did that to me ended up curled up in the fetal position in a pool of their own piss. In game, that is. I doubt it'd be legal to taze someone that badly in real life.

[@SMG-vx3mu]

Well that ain't surprising. Paradise is well beyond DAMMED TO HELL.

[@ghoulhellbilly2528]

@@Civvie11 lol next to book depository

[@Ohflipsnap]

At least that priest is honest about robbing you of your money.

[@BobbyWanKenobi]

"So, how was the Taliban/Al Queda destroyed?" "You see, one sunny Thursday in July, this cracked-up trailer trash dude with an M16 that does not need to reload crawled up from a cave connecting it to Arizona badlands..."

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Postal dude: SO ANYWAYS I STARTED BLASTIN' !!!!!!!

[@White_Tiger93]

gunning down that fucking ISIS is satisfying in this game heck yeah!!

[@koltinn]

aged well

[@alexanderrahl7034]

I love how the "paid DLC" was meant to be a tongue in cheek joke. But civvie isn't the only one who would jave gladly shelled how 200 bucks for all that 🤣🤣

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

Well, he wasn't gonna spend his own money since he said that he swiped [REDACTED]'s credit card which makes it funnier.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

If it was all free stuff in the game that cost you the in-game money it would both be a good joke about DLC, but also be great content showing how DLC is unneeded to give out said content

[@zigfaust]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC I remember when stuff in DLCs were just free shit you got for playing the game.

[@weedmanwestvancouverbc9266]

Yeah he paid money for lens flares but could get that if you wouldn't played rage instead.

[@cookieface80]

You can actual bribe Krotchy with either money or the Gary Coleman book and skip that section entirely.

[@Civvie11]

That's some Fallout-level dev foresight but I've never wanted to spare Krotchy. "Think you can take Krotchy down?!" is a personal challenge.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Thank you for saying this as you saved me from a lot of pain in that segment of the game. I did a no kill run of the game a few days ago.

[@Deliveredmean42]

@@Techhunter_Talon Man, for a game that encourage violence, you can avoid killing anyone in the game. That's what I love about this game :D

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@Deliveredmean42 Yep... though it's going to be hell if I ever do Paradise Lost without killing anyone.

[@TheNintendhoe]

I did a pacifist run of Postal 2 like, a month ago and I just ran past everyone. Knowing this would have been helpful.

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

“Yeah, I haven’t seen the Pro Postal from my main man Civvster in a long ass damn time. I could use something to take my mind off of death and dise...” [Civvie throws a cow’s head, people in the area effect run away and then puke blood and then just collapse and die.] Whelp.

[@henrynelson9301]

I just chopped someone in half with a scythe and the dude said “do you think this is covered by the second amendment?”

[@-WarCriminal-22]

@Corporal Adrian Shepard nah, don't do it, ATF is not gonna be okay with that

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Swords are actually covered by the second amendment.

[@tarrker]

The best part of this game is dying with like a hundred cats in your inventory. Because you drop a portion of your inventory on death and when cats are dropped from your inventory they just poof into normal, in-game cats. It's hilariously glitchy but is an absolute work of art. Just like the rest of this fine game :)

[@kahvikone]

Quick tip to everyone playing Postal 2. You can kick back missiles and grenades. Feels so good to shove their own rocket into their smug face.

[@-WarCriminal-22]

Lol, haven't checked this stuff, but it was patched after PL, wasn't it?

[@-WarCriminal-22]

@Heavy Guy damn...

[@-WarCriminal-22]

@Heavy Guy nothing

[@zigfaust]

@@-WarCriminal-22 Nah. It's a game mechanic why would it be patched lol, and it is even included in P4.

[@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588]

That's how I beat Krotchy the first time.

[@almost_friday9745]

4:36 If you jump up into this VENT, you'll be in a GRATE spot

[@Ltdarku6280]

can you not

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

BRUH

[@buggy730]

And CV11 is currently being tased right now.

[@masonasaro2118]

EXTREMELY ACTIONABLE PUN DETECTED!

[@Notere]

"Soldiers aren't as effective as heavily armed crackhead trailer trash." I mean, up until this exact second, I didn't realize the Postal 2 Guy was a US Marine. Kudos for spotting that one, Civvie.

[@nopushbutton]

The Tora Bora level is incredible. Gunning down terrorists, lopping off their limbs and setting them on fire, and stuffing fast food down your gaping craw at record rates to stay alive. Makes me cry red, white and blue tears. Actually, the former two are probably just blood and pus. It's very patriotic, though. Also, the WMD is really good against Phraud Hogslop if you're playing AWP.

[@cdcdrr]

The Dude needs to get waterproof mascara to help with the blue tears. Running make-up is only charming on animated characters. Or maybe that's just my dacryphilia.

[@greenishpiss3588]

blood, puss and regular tears

[@RobMustDie482]

If you go on Friday you'll get the mini nuke launcher.

[@furiousfinch1587]

It gave me Goldeney 64 vibes that I've needed for a long time. Good stuff.

[@BlotRorschach]

2:56 encapsulates the entire Postal 2 experience for me. The glorious middle ground of shit performance and insane, sudden violence.

[@VendErre]

here's some advice, Civvie: If you know the rocket is going to miss you, run towards the assailant to avoid the splash damage from the rocket. This is Team Fortress 2 advice 101.

[@masonasaro2118]

or just kick the rocket back at ‘em

[@captainahab2711]

Ok that shotgun is just beautiful. I can't wait for it to be added into a future Postal 4 DLC after 3 years of development time

[@NionioGR]

>Not kicking rockets

[@maskedhobo]

Was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed. That shit was fun, kicking nades and rockets back.

[@Yakushi0Mikatsu]

I guess this isn't pro postal after all, lmao

[@mord3030]

I don't think you can kick rockets in the original Postal 2. That was only in PL.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@mord3030 Apparently now you can in Postal 2 Complete though it is hard to do and I don't blame Civvie for not doing this

[@mord3030]

@@ArcturusOTE to my knowledge it was patched into the original game with the expansion. I recall it being featured in one of the trailer videos.

[@Brunoki22]

Thanks to whoever made the subtitles. I was watching earlier this week and there wasn't any.

[@TheRealSinful]

Fun Fact:Trying to get the WMD in Friday will get you a Mini-Nuke launcher.

[@KH12foreve]

1:52. Civvie would later find out what those piss mechanics would be like in Corkscrew Rules

[@TheExaminedLifeofGaming]

I think you might be the best at Postal.

[@Civvie11]

I hope that's on my tombstone.

[@christiangottsacker6932]

@@Civvie11 just says "Might be the best at Postal."

[@bencebaranyi4120]

Well,if you play something for years you gonna be good at it at one point.

[@skelepus2171]

@@Civvie11 I played postal 2 since I was 3 or 4 forgot about it since preschool until postal 4 released

[@praeamble]

I love that the 'golden weapons' DLC has a golden clipboard.

[@MrPwner911]

Gary Coleman would have gotten a kick from the romance path joke. Rest in peace.

[@hiramesensei3112]

"Crotchy bomb is arousing success" Civvie 11, 2018

[@samtinkle9076]

Krotchy bomb is a(n a)rousing success.

[@jpbell82]

Omg your editing, narration, and music choices are freakin' epic.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

I wonder if the guys that made Corkscrew Rules looked at the "FemDude" pack and thought "Давайте сделаем это"?

[@-WarCriminal-22]

More like "А хуле нет?"(fuck it why not) and then they drank a lot of anti-freese

[@missingindy]

Excuse me, could someone translate that last part, please? I don’t know how to read Russian

[@ivratsdargy955]

@@missingindy I think it means "let's steal this" but you can easily pop that into Google translate yourself. Edit: I was wrong, do it yourself

[@Tuxfanturnip]

​@@missingindy "let's make this"

[@cheezkid2689]

when the double barrel in your game is better than the Super Shotgun from DOOM, you know you've done something right.

[@Thure.]

It also does about 2400-ish damage per shot if you hit all the pellets

[@will.2155]

6:39 lmao, Postal Guy spitting

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

1:50 "I'm all for gender equality, but I'm concerned about the piss mechanics." Such excellent writing on this channel, foreshadowing Corkscrew Rules like that!

[@hkayakh]

11:46 fun fact: if you kill Krotchy before you even enter the store, and then you get to this cutscene, he won’t be there but it will still play out as if he is. Bonus is you don’t have to fight him again. Also when I was doing a pacifist run, I ran away and Krotchy killed himself way quicker than I ever did.

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

Civvie's deadpan delivery is fucking beautiful, the part about the two police officers setting themselves on fire had me laughing for a good 5 minutes. Your tax dollars at work America! Also, a guy dressed as a ball-sac saying "We be all sold out and shit!" is one of the greatest things ever put into a game even if the accent is a bit questionable.

[@Superschokokeks]

you deserve more views and subs!

[@JakZie]

I actually started playing Postal 2 because of your videos, I used to pretty much ignore this game. Too bad it seems it likes to crash in the napalm factory.The other day I binge-watched all your videos, great stuff! Really like the way you're doing the commentary. Kudos!

[@GoblinModeKnives]

Friendly reminder that if this guy reaches 100k subscribers he will play Duke Nukem Forever

[@JKPancake]

When and where did he say this

[@GoblinModeKnives]

In his introduction to the channel video

[@Acorn212]

We're halfway there

[@JKPancake]

@Jason Genova You know I have said a lot of things to piss people off. This is oddly not one of them, all i did was ask a question. So I hope you bite your tongue for rest of your life and every time it is about to heal you bite it again

[@oddluck4180]

Its happened.

[@tiberiusfemur374]

No joke, when I first passed through that sewer and it hit me what was going on, I stopped and played 'Courtesy of The Red, White and Blue'.

[@homopoluza]

I like Dude's psycho breath when you aiming the sniper rifle.

[@envolopee]

I love your videos man. You got me back into playing my old games. And I've been having a blast. I've rewatched your postal videos so many times. :)

[@razrboy20]

"Look at the fucking lead this shotgun puts out, Jesus Christ!" 59 pellets holy fuck 11:01

[@SurrogateActivities]

You know I always wanted to see the recent updates in postal 2. But I couldn't bother to launch the game anymore, I already wasted hours trying to replay it. Then you come in, solving all of my life's problems.

[@krzem]

hope you replayed it

[@SurrogateActivities]

@@krzem Nah I'm sure the saves are lost as well. I just play the games way too slowly. But I don't even play videogames anymore, last session was over a year ago

[@Kallisti3]

That "Pandemic" bonus at the end hits a little different these days...

[@xotl2780]

Does it though? Does it really?

[@thenumberfour6455]

@@xotl2780 Yep

[@Aurelius_unofficial]

@@skiplet87 they still added more to this comment section then you did

[@Blakbox92]

Not really

[@crimzonplays1134]

These jokes go WAAAAAY over my head.

[@xotl2780]

Next time, be born in the 80s or 90s then!

[@jessepinkman1471]

@@xotl2780 next time take your donepezil you fucking dinosaur

[@satan1841]

@@xotl2780 Yeah grampa that was a funny joke, now lets get you back to the alzheimers care center

[@TheBingus6395]

@@satan1841 Absolutely destroyed him man.

[@zigfaust]

@@TheBingus6395 Devastation. Destruction. Disrespect. These were the names of the blades Satan choose to use that day.

[@puffleperson]

Holy shit. Yet another secret level I never found. POSTAL 2 was chock full of these fucking awesome things.

[@thenewkidontgeblock903]

4:53 Because I love you Civvie

[@cursedapostate3705]

I think I found my new favorite youtuber

[@Room-uc5se]

For reals

[@shamashel]

So uhh, any chance you'll be doing a Pro Postal Enhanced Mode? Would love to see the absolute destruction you'd cause with the no-reload sawed-off shotgun

[@kitsnap1228]

Wow! I have hundreds of hours playing Postal 2 and still, you learn me a lot of hidden stuff. Thanks for this nostalgia trip ^^

[@garygarypov5060]

_Civvie trying to buy steaks at the butcher shop_ _screams of terror outside_

[@homefander]

the joke of 'i dont want larry unless hes a stereyotype' is funny bc in postal 4 you hear his voice and he literally is

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

Someone else pissed off crotchy before I even got in the store my first time. So I'm just walking through the mall suddenly dodging rockets. I see crotchy and think "oh a guy, I'll just plug him and be over with"... I was wrong.

[@theglitchedgremlin7331]

No one tell past civvie the taliban have already taken Afghanistan

[@Mecks089]

Makes me wonder if they'll be an Easter egg to tell the Dude his Taliban killing efforts were in vain in Postal 4. :/

[@acciaiomorti]

im kinda dumb, can somone explain the psychotic friends network barbecue?

[@ranabout333]

It's a 4chan meme, don't worry about it.. horrid websit

[@krasnal12321]

With everything going on in the world right now it feels like a good time to revisit this one.

[@Demo-Lition]

"Have A Krotchy Day"

[@oddluck4180]

I have caused so many crashes using the chainsaw, not sure if its a case of my computer not bring able to handle so many gibs or if its the engine.

[@CrysResan]

Probably the engine.

[@marrvynswillames4975]

Doing the Tora Bora mission with Just 6 health Pipes on hestonworld was a mistake

[@SerathDarklands]

The only shotgun I've ever used that eclipses the double-barrel from Postal 2 is the USAS-12 in Soldier of Fortune II. Massive damage, decent range, and full auto.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

I can't wait for Civvie to play SOF II

[@SerathDarklands]

@@CaptainLumpyDog Honestly, I want to see him play the Shadow Warrior reboot trilogy. I really enjoyed that.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@SerathDarklands I never got around to it. Probably should. The Shadow Warrior shareware (remember shareware? Shareware ROCKED) demo was a FUCKING HARD but memorable part of my childhood.

[@SerathDarklands]

@@CaptainLumpyDog The reboot has a different feel. It's more story driven, and each game feels like a separate sub-genre of FPS. The first one is classic hack-and-slash-meets-gunplay, complete with finding secrets, the second feels a lot like a looter-shooter, similar to Borderlands, and the third one is very much like Doom Eternal, completely with massive monsters, glory kills, a grappling hook, and arena battles. They're all excellent in my opinion, but they definitely scratch different itches. The only thing I'd advise against is getting the third game on a console. Even over a year after its release and several patches, it still drops frames during cutscenes fairly regularly, but it's such a fun experience that I don't really mind.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@SerathDarklands Oh crap. I'm a console gamer.

[@SkullHeroLord]

Cant wait for Friday.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Uncle Skull why? Is Rebecca Black having a concert?

[@Superschokokeks]

I didn't watch the video yet and can't wait for Friday :D

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

It's friday friday gonna get down on friday.

[@thebagelthief1816]

This is like a walkthrough, but like, 1,000,000 times better.

[@lordhood117]

Y’know, upon reflection, I think I see how the WMD would be useful: getting through the most populated parts of Paradise during the Apocalypse. Massive brawl blocking your way while you’re low on health? Launch a WMD Rocket right into the middle of everything, then wait a bit. Everyone will either be dead or crawling around and vomiting profusely. I admit, though, that flame weapons would be far more effective at this than the WMD, but the Molotov and Flamethrower have their drawbacks. Molotovs, like grenades, take some practice to learn to use them at ranges between near point-blank and 2/3 of a football field away. The Flamethrower s pretty much a no-brainer, but using it means getting close enough to your target that there’s a chance they’ll run into you immediately after you light them up.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Someone want to explain the G.L. Blackman joke to me? I honestly just don't get it.

[@UncleHappy5]

Krotchy in Paradise Lost is voiced by a Greg Blackman, could be a friend of RWS who they gave a nod to in Postal 2 and later hired as a voice actor? I have no idea really, it's just the only theory I can come up with.

[@dougprishpreed2540]

*Months later* sounds like Jail Blackmen

[@xotl2780]

That picture was just some random guy that they found.

[@OceanRedux]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, WE'RE ALL OUT N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET, WE WUZ CROTCHY N SHIEEEEEEEEEET

[@llamaczech]

Did you know, if you give Crotchy the signed Gary Coleman book, he gives you the Crotchy toy and you can bipass that whole section, including the boss fight?

[@arkheogames7377]

Just so you know you can get the sawed-off shotgun on monday, its next to the tunnel and behind the shop where you get milk

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Postal movie review when civvie?

[@xotl2780]

When Uwe Boll is too old to throw punches.

[@christiangottsacker6932]

@@xotl2780 Uwe's fists can't reach deep underground prisons.

[@majinlilkek4367]

On Hestonworld Difficulty you also get the Nuke Launcher from the Terrorist Base

[@matthewdaub]

It's crazy going back and only seeing the sewer count at 14.

[@abrittishpanfish6269]

10:04 *pause of visible happiness*

[@darkzircon8165]

Steaks for the _PSYCHOTIC FRIENDS NETWORK BBQ_

[@toiletwineconnoisseur6434]

I wonder if Civvie found the VR easter egg in the mall where you get a copy of POSTAL Redux for the Postal Dude.

[@Pio322]

You need more subscribers, I absolutely love your videos. I was dying laughing when you got that sawed off

[@SweetAHE]

9:32 HA I get it. Hicks are incestuous. (Honestly though that made me giggle)

[@hilbert7179]

7:57 This may not be Texas. *But it's definitely a massacre.*

[@Keanotix]

Dammit, got the WMD, got the Double-Barrel and the Postal Redux Easter egg but forgot the bloody chainsaw. Also, did anyone else struggle more with getting through the sewer bit rather than the Tora Bora level? I mean besides it constantly crashing in the sewer.....

[@MisterDraken7609]

Civvie is the first one doing "i will send you to jesus"

[@Houseoholiker]

Ah finally, i was so hyped for the next Episode!

[@lionocyborg6030]

8:14 I don't get it. It sounds like it's meant to be an acronym joke, but it flies right over my head. What do you mean by it being a joke you'd get tased for?

[@jaydensanders2845]

Apparently on network tv late at night there was a broadcast for the "psysic friends network" and that's what postal is referenceing

[@shawnwelsh3746]

I haven’t even heard half the dialogue you have in this game... Civvie, I think you have a bit of an ongoing reputation in this game.

[@OVERKILL142]

“Groovy op” with a chainsaw and a double barrel? Yeah id say so

[@samuelhayden542]

1:53 the way to gain that knowledge is difficult

[@phearamax4146]

Remember when the sewer count was at 14? Such innocent days...

[@vote4carp]

Thanks to CV, I played SMB3 yesterday and as soon as I got to world 3, it was like Postal PTSD...

[@canthole8050]

My man, putting post to Postal for us.

[@corpusdisease4556]

the db shotgun shoots 52 pellets (I think) here 11:01

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

I feel like doom intermission music can be a seinfield theme replacement

[@koltinn]

10:14 the sawn off was originally a mod but the dev added it in for fun

[@DiddyHop]

Man i completed Postal 2 a couple years ago and i didn't even realise half this shit even existed. need to replay, asap

[@0v_x0]

Ah video game logic. Where a short sewer goes under the Atlantic to another continent.

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

I wonder if Civie remembered that you can kick rockets and more than one grenade at a time

[@camaradamanuel5025]

Wait, YOU CAN KICK ROCKETS? I NEED TO TRY THAT

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

@@camaradamanuel5025 so how'd it go?

[@TheG_Boy]

These videos makes me feel like i played this game wrong

[@flushedgaming7821]

You can find a sawed off in the butchers inside one of the crates in the second to last room

[@fredmcgrady90]

Crotchy makes me laugh my ass off when ever I see him

[@joshuaclements9327]

On my second playthrough I discovered the Afghanistan side area on accident on Tuesday (I was on the super mode so I had powerful guns) and I got the soldiers to sign the patision.

[@TheVoid1221221]

There's a way to get two Krotchy dolls, you bribe Krotchy with the Garry Coleman book, then sneak into the back and grab the Krotchy doll in the loading dock then fight Krochy... and if you want a 3rd one, go to the prison and fight Krochy and Garry, and score another Krotchy doll and Garry Coleman book.

[@Notyourdaddystoast]

what happened to all the other weapons? Scissors, toxic waste barrels you could throw and have the same effect as the wmd, holy hand grenade, throwing stars, the throwing syringes that make people slow af, suppressed sniper. I remember postal 2 having WAY more weapons.

[@foreworst]

Here we are, rewatching this series for a third time. Been with this slavjankian shitlord since jump, and I wouldn't have it any other way 🤘🏻

[@rackstack154]

They nerfed the sawed off to hell

[@johnshea7871]

It now fires only once before reloading and takes 2 shells like the Doom 2 Super Shotgun

[@starkill8896]

oh hey we finally ended a war on terror