Probability Comparison: Weird Thoughts

Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds begin an involuntary brainstorming session and we come up with the most brilliant ideas and, at times, weirdest thoughts. What are the most common weird thoughts you say? This probability comparison lists some of the most common weirdest thoughts we all have.
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[@AzertyWasTaken]

People who are born blind cannot see their dreams but people who lost sight later will still see some of their dream.

[@theyluvvherzz]

You make sense to the world,

[@blixxy537]

r/showerthoughts

[@nicolehyson5720]

Bro just act yourself,we don't want this wise man quote bro.

[@TheOneTrueGesta]

As someone who deals with constant intrusive thoughts, just remember that they are perfectly normal, and that everyone has them. We just have them more if we are stressed out in life, they do not define you!

[@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334]

As long as you dotn actually want to do them they ok

[@Redecimal]

@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334yea

[@catherinebirch2399]

I've been tempted to yell "fire"! In crowded places just to see what would happen.

[@juliannaferrell3225]

I ALWAYS THINK: Why am I in this body? is this a simulation? why not someone else's body

[@pillowpug7494]

HI, Infinite Comparison! My cousin typed thus for me! I got blind 7 years ago. But I dream! I dream because I've seen the world 7 years ago! So that's how I dream. If I was born blind, then I wouldn't dream like that. Thanks for reading, bye!

[@valentinmunch2941]

Honestly, with a few exceptions, I have already had an extreme amount of these strange thoughts. 👻

[@cornchunk]

For some reason I sometimes think “what if I’m a character in a video game?” idk why lol

[@domagojcapko4152]

Maybe it would be smart you take break from games

[@ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512]

one day, as i was watching some workmen, chopping down a beautiful, mature lime tree, branch by branch, putting the branches into a grinder, & watching sawdust spray out of a big funnel into a big iron container, i had a bizzare fantassy about running over to them, pushing them into the grinder, & watching all the red mush, that would spray out of the funnel as a result!!!😆

[@lilah-o4x]

😨

[@fallenkingyt2290]

jesus christ dude wth

[@ssjmattman]

Dude you need a vr and blade and sorcery

[@teardropteam]

I sometimes think about taping a person to a wall then burning the building they're in

[@ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512]

@@teardropteam nice one!, yeah, well i hated school, & i often ammused myself by fantisizeing about chaining & padlocking all the exit doors, while all the teachers were inside, so that they couldn't escape, then setting the school on fire. that one always brought a smile to my face. i even had a name for my fantissy. i called it the pig roast!!!

[@KDragoness]

I haven't had any of the sexual thoughts (I'm ace haha) but I have had all of the other ones except wondering if blind people see in dreams. I have an overactive brain (and an anxiety disorder) that always comes up with these types of thoughts about everything and anything. I think way too much and my brain is always everywhere at once, wondering what would happen if...

[@the-phantom_Nomi]

I support it

[@TDPHC-Official]

A thought that wouldn't be weird is "Should Disney Plus Be Permanently Banned With No Chance Of Coming Back?".

[@bradleysands1758]

No it shouldn’t where else do I watch lion king monster inc gravity falls exetra

[@sky.nanami7]

@@bradleysands1758 kid I think you should not put pictures of yourself on KZbin there’s weird creeps and your real name too and try to not comment ok? It’s for your own safety

[@1Luhmarshall]

​@@sky.nanami7 wow so you're calling me a creep because I'm only 10 years old

[@737_lover]

@@1Luhmarshallboi you are 4 billion years old

[@blutie768]

@@bradleysands1758 that’s why they should’ve stayed on Pixar 💀

[@co2366]

1:58 blind people use their other senses because the don’t know what’s to see, but people who are blind but they were later blind only can see some other dream 😴

[@Frosted_gasoline1]

If you insult your boss I hope they are one of those people that take almost everything as a joke

[@AstralsVideosAndShorts]

Sleeping can help your brain fight off germs, keeping you from not getting sick

[@kipzmc2024]

I have a lot of these ngl, especially the one about how would it feel to get shot…

[@galbiuser6665]

Next: Timeline: what if sun get 1000x hotter

[@barbaraandklee6760]

3:00 I’ve always thought that

[@andythepro6557]

I've thought about all of them am I really rare.

[@olyastarobinsky5871]

1:30 20 fingers is normal (5 x 2 on hands and 5 x 2 on toes) 5 x 2 is 10 (10+10=20 fingers)

[@luukherfst1209]

Toes are not fingers🙄

[@olyastarobinsky5871]

Idc

[@username_69807]

Bro am I weird, I got all of those thoughts except for how many poop is inside our body Also I have some examples of my weird thoughts that r not listed: How can I know if this world I real, I can only see through my own eyes, feel through my own emotions, what if this whole thing is simulated and I’m the only real person Why was I born, what is the purpose of me existing, billions of people lives on earth, though, there are only a few thousands of people can be remembered through all those years humanity have lived, what if I just die, would other notice? Would it even matter to the society? What is money, we are valuing the paper? To make the society work? Why don’t we just trade items instead? Won’t this be much easier? I wonder what the least painful way to commit suicide… eating pills?

[@VAXRO3262]

I completely understand you. I have those thoughts too

[@kirbypro8112]

I think it was the egg that contained the chicken before it could actually be considered a chicken because of evolution millions of year ago

[@tanhasiddiky769]

My weirdest thought was killing someone and kissing my crushes💀

[@s7iloronroblox]

Me at most: nope (even da 100% ._.) me at 30%, 18%, 25%, 14%, 11%, 3.5%(both), 1% and 27%: 👍

[@stevelansfordsaveukraine8751]

1:11 it's normal, & it's called the call of the void.

[@lilah-o4x]

i think about these like every single day

[@andythepro6557]

Same

[@_AnotherUniverse_]

My weirdest tought was than my crush would be my gf

[@Baseballify]

Dang

[@RustyTheStalker]

fr

[@taurus45679]

Damm

[@dividedone69]

I feel you🗿

[@HippieVeganJewslim]

Doesn’t everyone who has a girlish crush think that?

[@hzh6047]

A way to survive a gunshot wound is to wrap something on the wound and no matter how much it bleeds don’t take it off because if you take it off then you will lose a limb or die. (It will only work if you’re lucky.🍀🍀🍀)

[@ummmidkidkidk69420]

Man my weird through is "how am i controlling my body"

[@andythepro6557]

Why have I thought all of this.

[@f3r4s_editz47]

0:33 It’s the egg because a chicken comes from an egg then lays one.

[@emmataylor2446]

I bet Johnny Depp was thinking about "What if I just cut my finger off?" Before he did it.

[@Stanlee.c2013]

if tomatos was a fruit, than ketchup would be a smoothie.

[@francousmiani1234]

Good point!

[@chaoticfr.]

wdym. a tomato is a fruit

[@Stanlee.c2013]

@@chaoticfr. thats littarly what i said

[@chaoticfr.]

@@Stanlee.c2013 you said “if”. wdym ketchup would be a smoothie?? bro tomatos are a fruit and what you put defines the possibly of tomatos being a fruit.

[@domagojcapko4152]

Most unhealthy smoothie ever

[@mikill6794]

Im calm in any situation, if i get frusted you better dont get next to me, i can look calm when frusted but i hurt people alot when this happens.

[@HippieVeganJewslim]

I don’t think in words; I think in ideas. No, I ain’t deaf or blind or dumb.

[@tordsubmaker]

wait,this wasn't normal?

[@diemkeith4875]

The chicken came first because the egg would take a long time to hatch and meanwhile the chicken is years older then the egg so that means that the chicken came first

[@appliconReal]

3:00 I thought about that as I read it

[@Moh_lowietje_toch]

If you are dead in your dream, you are just back in your bed😂

[@RaNdOmStUfF-p6n]

0:29 me: IT'S THE CHICKEN!!!!

[@haritpratap]

I do think where is my doppleganger

[@blueberrybliss6917]

love this channel lol

[@WSKing480]

that white shift should be more purple

[@cloudzz01105]

What i thought: why am i alive and why i feel tired by not asking myself.

[@user-wt8ux4xk8c]

"can blind people see their dreams" there is 2 option first is the blind one is blinded because of an accident or blind one is blind from born if he born blind it means he never see any objects he never see anything so he cannot see anything in his dreams since he didn't know to see anything or if he blinded because of an accident then he can see in his dreams since he ever able to see the same goes for deaf ones too if he born deaf he cannot hear but if he become deaf because of an accident then he can hear on his dreams

[@Emerald_V_23]

You don't wanna know what I'm thinking

[@masterofpuzzling]

Tomato is a fruit.?! Now I knew it LOL!!😂

[@nathann.6663]

One time, I was thinking is heaven scary😂

[@Minecraftandrobloxforlife]

Bro I would be thinking the brutal way to kill someone every night and sometimes at day 💀

[@AstralsVideosAndShorts]

Egg definitely! Chickens make eggs, and the eggs give birth to more chickens!

[@nicoFassett1212]

But the egg has to come from a chicken

[@faucon7817]

I guess the egg comes first, since before when there wasn't any chicken in the world, there must have be an egg who made them

[@Kiki_Fox]

I think every single one of these.

[@irenewambui6156]

Blind people can see in dreams, whether born like that or got it through an accident

[@junshengvlog70]

The chicken is the first 0:28

[@yourikhunt3423]

My thought is where is my doppelgänger

[@NajdjHeudj]

Sometimes I think how am i alive why am i alive and this is gives me a creepy feeling

[@tylertrichell3772]

I love your videos infinite comparision❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@daniel.sandberg.5298]

My thought is that I have to signal people I want to go pass them if they shouldnt go into me and report to the police when I did nothing wrong.

[@aleenarizwan9231]

My father always runs the car at red light

[@iamnotbunbun7831]

The chicken is first

[@J_therobloxletter]

1:30 not if I have 11 fingers

[@randomguyroaminginyt]

2:12 me when countryhuman ships

[@barbaraandklee6760]

0:26 he/she

[@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334]

E wrote. Thinks the 1 percent questions

[@soniacookson3277]

I Often think what it would be like to bring all dead people back how weird

[@jamesboane4515]

Well S H I T! Im in the 9% section

[@andythepro6557]

I'm in the 0.00000001 section I have thought about all of this. My mind really is full of things.

[@AstaHolmes]

I think they both comes at the same time, or how did we get eggs and chicken at the same time

[@AstaHolmes]

The question is which orange came first, the colour or the fruit.

[@AstaHolmes]

@@AgreedTermsOfService Evidence for the fruit?

[@brq44]

I only think some of these but not all of them

[@andythepro6557]

I think all of them.

[@yourikhunt3423]

If you want to know about Doppler gangers watch Mandela catalouge the one made by alex kister

[@glendamoore4918]

But for real though... is the earth REALLY Round?

[@figuregaming3872]

Shower thoughts

[@GooberGoobFluffyCraft]

My weirdest thought is my drawings come to life

[@nielierotk2980]

I think the egg comes first

[@Moh_lowietje_toch]

I don’t understand people that think the earht is flat

[@Idontcare-p3x]

1:53 100% me when I see Meowbahh posts a new vid

[@pancake-yum]

i thought the stealing (2nd 25%) one

[@HippieVeganJewslim]

Jim Morrison is one of 1%. Come on, baby, light my FIRE!

[@Raff890]

2:06 all students doing long days at school think they should kill themselves, pretty sad really

[@Stalwart2573]

I never thought if the slap dude

[@goroshina285]

I once died in my sleep and I woke up

[@easyscienceforkids1885]

You can't insult your boss

[@luukherfst1209]

Technically you can, but ofcourse there are gonna be consequences which aren't fun for you at all

[@ctqf]

Obviously the egg comes first because 2 different animals did it and layed an egg presumably and that was a chicken, unless the one before the chicken just straight up gave birth but thats unlikely

[@jmmarksman73]

True and evolution says all life comes from the sea, including chickens, and fish lay eggs so it’s likely the first chicken was born from an egg as a mutant from two not-chickens

[@ctqf]

@@jmmarksman73 Thank you for actually being smart, my friend thinks the chicken came first and he doesn't reason with 5th grade biodiversity

[@jmmarksman73]

@@ctqf no problem mate, I’mma just chill now, think I used my weeks brain cells in one go

[@deboramanosa9383]

FIRST IS EGG

[@Blueey_UwU]

What if I die while I’m sleeping

[@Cheeese01134]

I think that it would be cool to Break my body parts

[@LG4309W]

The egg came first because it was a prototype-egg

[@lupilia.official]

Wait Doppelgänger is an english word?

[@yanyanlol-gg7di]

I think I did 98 percent of that

[@AstaHolmes]

Why not ask someone blind

[@keongyy479]

When on a road and there was a forest i would think how much ppl die here and how it looks when it a thousand year ago?

[@coleslaw4892]

1:58 that 7.5% I’m a part of the club I hate my mom and sister and think about stabbing them sometime 2:50 also part of that 1.5% for born in a different family

[@Maiz_bien_rico]

The egg xd

[@kyakrueger2915]

I guess I’m 1% of people 😂

[@Sakuracat0401]

When I am unhappy sometimes I do think about I want to kill…

[@brockhicks4261]

the egg

[@fnz3856]

Yes, blind people can dream AND see it.

[@Thrillin_Chillin_Drillin]

Just walk away in the middle of running a machine

[@michaeldreemurrandhisaus2165]

I think I know who my doppelgänger is, he is a Special Kid/Special Ed/Sped in my school, his name is Joey

[@Armando.2010]

Currently experiencing 2:05

[@vantablacknl]

ayo

[@ssjmattman]

Which one

[@Armando.2010]

@@ssjmattman "Should I just kill myself?"

[@awesomeau121]

Pee tastes salty. I tried it when I was 5. Please dont try ir

[@Sovietunion1950s]

What you tasted pee ?

[@croupiersw]

Deaf people speak sign language, that’s all

[@bar1338]

I have weirder thoughts

[@Marimba34]

Mom I’m 1% of the world