THINGS DADS SAY || Georgia Productions

Dads will be dads... also my dad watched this video obviously before it went up and he loves it, I've never seen him laugh so much, he's not offended in the slightest. just thought id mention that.
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[@kristygreen4312]

“Idk, ask your mum” This is the biggest dad line ever😂😂

[@paigespencer5451]

Kristy Green IKR

[@savannahdixon-roberts2998]

Kristy Green yes is is my dad says “ask ur mah”

[@savannahdixon-roberts2998]

Yes my dad says “ ask ur mah”*

[@roseeden3099]

But then, ‘idk ask your dad’ ‘Mum said ask u.’ ‘Tell your mum idk’ ‘HOW LONG DOES IT GO ON FOR’

[@belleedits2824]

Hahaha so true 😂

[@Chelsea-gl5sm]

I forgot how to throw a boomerang .... but it came back to me 😂

[@Chelsea-gl5sm]

cooper of awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks

[@WOW-ho9lv]

Dad jokes 😂

[@chimblees]

Ha lol

[@rona1094]

Haha dad jokes

[@hollytiktok9106]

HAHA I GET IT

[@your.fav.gem1ni]

“I dunno ask your mother” MY DAD SAYS THAT ALL THE TIME!

[@meghaneaton5923]

Mine too 🤣😂

[@kateabra4694]

Same then mum says ask your Dad Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHO THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO ASK

[@ireneemerald5086]

YESSSSSSSS

[@annii_rose0601]

@@meghaneaton5923 omg same

[@Person-et7bn]

Then she says go ask your father

[@madie1626]

“I don’t know, ask ya mother.” The most Dad thing a dad could ever say. 😂😂

[@donnareynolds525]

My last name is Reynolds

[@xxavier.8250]

Haha that TRick doesn’t work on me cause my dad in single Pringle so he has to answer the question mahahhahaha

[@dustinkrips6564]

Mah parents split up so i havent gotten this since i was seven lol

[@aa.b595]

“Dads, we all love em, DEBATEABLE “

[@potatoqueen3415]

Belly Owoeoek yeah

[@sorin3678]

Agreeable

[@CalumMcInnes]

"A fishing net doesn't count as a shirt" Bahaha

[@ameliewatson6072]

yas

[@jayisajellyfish]

I have a shirt like that but its white. And the catch her is it looks like my mums mesh bag. So it was in the wash and im like that's mine, and he says...no thats mums bag...no comment

[@kateplaylists13]

The most annoying dad line “Hi _____, im dad” They think it’s funny too-

[@jellycat6881]

So true I could be like dad I’m thirsty he will be like hi I’m dad

[@katelyn1443]

Ikr they think it’s sooooo funny

[@vspiastri]

I said I'm hungry and he said "hi hungry I'm dad" I slapped him UnU

[@markkirby6452]

So true

[@iguana8050]

That’s what my DAD SAYS

[@erinslive4662]

“Oh and Georgia put some clothes on a fishing net doesn’t count as a shirt” I DIE 😂🤣😂🤣!! Of laughter

[@charliebray5354]

Haha same

[@nadiat4308]

Me too

[@cnsfl1909]

I bet ur not even laughing 😂

[@kateabra4694]

@@cnsfl1909 I bet us not nice

[@brianmcfadden5740]

@@cnsfl1909 I bet you have no sense of humour

[@Noobmaster-qf2iw]

Sometimes it’s hard to Remember that it’s actually Georgia pretending to be a dad

[@lorrainesechtig6573]

Nah it's a skit

[@lorrainesechtig6573]

I think her dad doesn't want to be in her videos alot

[@Noobmaster-qf2iw]

Lorraine Sechtig I know that - but she’s just so good at pretending to be her dad that I forget who I’m watching

[@charlienicklin6139]

Lol 😂

[@scarlettquin5240]

that’s just mean🤣🤣😂

[@jaimeesaunders7192]

anyone else notice georgia was eating a carrot sandwich 😂😂

[@Okiinuu]

I only just saw it!

[@extraordinary9965]

Lol

[@natur3goddess135]

Ik i was like wut linda carrot is that.... lol

[@jessigardner8520]

Yup😂😂

[@katerinaatlas9392]

It's not a carrot it was a sausage

[@MrBobcharlston]

my dad was legit snoring while I was watching this...

[@xxmysticalxx8321]

I think it's a dad thing that every dad does

[@user-tw4bt2mq4o]

My dad watching the rugby is like having a personal referee at home.

[@isobelhodge2067]

SAME

[@maira6537]

Sally Banana WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE LIKES?!? And same😂

[@Luisa_P]

YEEEESSSS and the cricket, and the footy. But especially the wallabies all blacks game. When that's on? All HELL breaks loose😂

[@taedisapproves6605]

And when your dad answers the phone and says "yellow?"

[@katelynkeilty9455]

M E my dad says "g'day mate how are ya?"

[@grahampetersen6738]

Yes my dad says harloy very loudly

[@candyb1861]

M E no my dad yells out REALLY loud “YO” idk why but he does say yellow sometimes

[@alexstubbs829]

Do you that is funny

[@rahrahrah_]

katelyn keilty Mine says YELLLLLow!?

[@laurenmay538]

“The only thing worse than having diarrhoea is having to spell it” I laughed for 10 minutes 😂😂

[@Georgia_Productions]

I'm impressed that you can spell it! :)

[@nezukokamado3749]

When I say this to my dad, “What time is it?” His answer:եíʍҽ եօ ցҽե ɑ աɑեϲհ

[@luchinda2370]

Asmr Jaspernyx and more i say this to my friends 😂

[@delilahedin09]

☻︎☺︎︎☻︎☺︎︎

[@ashlyng8074]

Me: “it’s not fair” Dad: “life’s not fair” Dad: “I don’t know, ask ya mother” Dad: “watch me coffee” Dad: “when I was your age” My dad says all of these, legit

[@unknownperson4324]

Ashlyn G IKR MY DAD IS ALWAYS LIKE “when I was your age i could only ride my bike to places”

[@scarlettp-y4385]

Ikr

[@nicolesing4231]

My dad says all of this except ‘watch me coffee’ cuz he don’t drink coffee instead he says ‘watch me coke’ (I know I’m replying this late sorry)

[@klaudiaanna4128]

And.... -Back in my days....I had to.... That’s all the things my dad says

[@sharonwright2935]

My grandpa says all of dis

[@steadierr]

I read the title and thought, *Here come the dad jokes*

[@bigbread2098]

Lol

[@gm4974]

I read the title and thought, *holy crap*

[@queenannie270]

You know the drill Or do you know the hammer? Yes! I nailed that joke! Oml. I screwed it up.

[@kaseygreenheld5689]

Lol

[@emmasheldon4523]

I'm ashamed

[@DiamndFreckles]

Stolen

[@emilyoliver3004]

Lol hahahahahahha

[@lulutheschnauzeriscute8889]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@mizukimovedchannel6910]

"You know the only thing that is hard to have diarrhea is to spell it" I.Have.Nothing.To.Say -Georgia Productions

[@mammamiacher2128]

Why the hell are you so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR A LIKE- oof.. why is it blue.. I guess thanks for 0 likes...

[@flozza3646]

I hit the like button for you

[@erinktooley]

"My friend David lost his Id and now he's just dav" 😂😂😂

[@erinktooley]

It took me a little bit but omg 😭😭 thank you so much for the like!! You're super funny and beautiful!

[@satanssock925]

also my dad always says things like that "i'm thirsty" "oh hello thirsty what you up to" or "hello thirsty my names *insert name*"

[@parislaroche566]

Riley Pickering omg.. Thats what my dad did.. Lmao

[@chloelouise8151]

"DAD I'M HUNGRY!" "Oh hello hungry, i'm Jacks! Haha

[@durras18]

O my dad usually says dad not insert name but ok😁

[@geebee3855]

Hi insert name my name is George

[@scarletttorre4496]

SAME!!

[@musiclover6114]

"I would bike ride in the rain delivering everybody's soggy newspapers for $1.00 an hour but I appreciated it!" you don't know how many times I heard that line before from my dad! XD

[@aliceb4367]

"I'm as sure as a poo from a well-fed cat." oh my god 🤣

[@meelzgili9441]

Alice B I think she said short. Meaning that a well-fed cats poo isn’t short. Could be wrong though, if I am this makes me look like a total idiot 😂

[@aliceb4367]

Meelz Gili oh she could have said that haha but i just thought she said sure because she said right before it “of course i’m sure”

[@katiejane5171]

My dad does ALL!! of these😂

[@Lila-gz2wo]

Hahha same

[@marianemeth4539]

Me: ow I fell and hurt me knee Dad: we’ll have to chop it off Me seriously

[@orangiechoco5842]

When you show your dad a meme or ask him a question that kind of related to his childhood and you just have to sit there for thirty minutes while he talks about it.

[@chloesheedy2479]

My dad says when ever I leave the house “see ya when I’m looking at ya”

[@kazicarroll6543]

4:47 IM CRYIN 😂😂💀💀

[@luvkmrr]

SAMEEE 😂😂😂

[@minhowell2971]

Lolllll

[@jamiepadfield5425]

Yes

[@skylarduke1290]

Sameeee

[@allanmelville7002]

I'm not crying because it takes a lot to Make me even laugh 😕😒🙄

[@nevesargeant8657]

My dad's favourite joke: Me: Dad, how far away's dinner!?! Dad: uhh, about 3 metres Me: *eye starts twicthing*

[@imogensmith3063]

Neve Sargeant that is so my dad

[@StarDepths]

My dad has a favourite dad joke which is "how do you know when a clown is there" "it smells funny"

[@booop4290]

* Burp* who was that. * my mind* thats my dad everyday

[@rebelplayzx3692]

"SeE yA wHeN yA bUm CrAcKs!" ;DD I laughed so hard till I died and also I'm aussie and I have an Australian dad... :)

[@envertheepic]

I have an Australian dad and I can relate half of the video

[@clubpeco]

Me tOoOoOoooooo

[@rebekahsilver4674]

RebelPlayz x my dad lives in england (and im aussie) so my mum does dad jokes and mum jokes all in one

[@ilovehellokittygray506]

I'm ausse aswell and my fathor is olso ostralian

[@_milomiilk_3192]

RebelPlayz X same!❤️❤️❤️

[@manyabarot2689]

Aussie squad where you at

[@gracemc8255]

right here

[@liamgrey7974]

I'm here

[@sj5741]

Here🙌

[@twistedfox23]

Yeah mate

[@hayleyweir2153]

Right here 🇦🇺

[@kitkatgurl1579]

I honestly live with this every time I’m around my father figure

[@milagrac3580]

I relate, don’t worry, we’re in this together my dude

[@alexandra0192]

"Put some clothes on, a fishing net doesn't count as a shirt" I swear my parents have said this exact line to me countless times 😂😂 bloody Aussies aye

[@zoeh2359]

I'm a Panda Duh

[@clubpeco]

This is how many peeps love Georgia 👇 edit: tysm for 2k likes

[@ana.bugeja]

Not much

[@matthewfarnan9708]

42 people

[@ana.bugeja]

@@matthewfarnan9708 a month ago it was 0

[@kayleeault6849]

So only fifty people love Georgia? WHAT R U TRYING TO SAY

[@ana.bugeja]

@@kayleeault6849 haha yeah at first it was around 0 then when I commented it went up

[@xx_asher_xx646]

No body: Georgia casually eating a single carrot with some bread

[@montakarklina875]

So cute. I cant imagine how it is to feel this comfortable with your dad..

[@mila-gv5wx]

Who else is on a Georgia productions marathon? Love you Georgia ♥️

[@lolilovebillieeilish6934]

mila meeee 😂😂

[@merrynlouise7174]

Meeeee

[@bellabowman7714]

The hammer thing cracked me up!!!!!

[@hagopgezoukouchoukian7394]

“Back in my day” “Ask your mom” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PoeitiRaiana]

When u have an Australian dad: iCoNiC 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (also quarantine anyone). Also I’m not Aussie but my grandad acts EXACTLY LIKE HIM😂🤣-

[@amylorrimer6210]

The most relatable: ASK YOUR MOTHER! When my mums out and my dads in if I need something I text my mum. She wonders why I don’t just ask my dad since he’s in the house but I give up asking because I know the answer😂😂

[@emheldon]

My aussie dad's joke: What do you call a security guard at samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy. Luv u dad

[@emilylaird238]

hahaha

[@doggydash53]

Georgia is so funny! I cant even make it through the first minute with out laughing !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyraflood7242]

I can relate to all of these. Especially yelling at the rugby players on the TV and the "life's not fair." Haha I was looking back through your videos and this one was hilarious!!

[@khudadaadkhan9950]

4:47 OMG I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER 😂🤣😂🤣

[@millieandchloe]

So true! Love this! Also congratulations on 100k, we've been subscribed since 20k 💖

[@mollykate8150]

Millie and Chloe hay strangers ❤️❤️

[@ianprobert4739]

Millie and Chloe hi I love Georgia productions and I am subscribed to your channel

[@teawithsugar3284]

Millie and Chloe Same!! I also love your channel and videos xx

[@tannersalmond514]

Sameee

[@izzysucc]

I've been subbed since 7k

[@leilah5093]

Georgia is so hilarious 😂 I love all the content on her channel 💖

[@knucklesandwich3343]

Me during the start just watching the reflection of Georgia and her room on the lamp 😂

[@dacodacharman1653]

1:48 is the most relatable thing ever😂👍🏼

[@nedflanders9172]

Dacoda Charman everyone’s dad in our country says that

[@hannahgrace2174]

Yesss

[@myak5667]

My dad does that just out the other end 😂😂😂

[@fullhousemsp9935]

Dacoda Charman ye

[@CC-tr1xz]

As an Aussie kid I can relate to this SO MUCH! but ily dad😂

[@50shadesoffactsandlogic3]

C C jeez, me too

[@sarahbanni5849]

Can we please take a minute to appreciate how she draws a beard of sharpie 😂

[@emmaaa1705]

Georgia being a dad: WhEN I WaS a KiD I hAD tO eAT aLl ThE fOoD oN mY pLaTE But the carrot on the bread tho 😂😂

[@geebee3855]

“ HELLO I HOAVE FRIENDS” me dies in laughter 😂

[@athletezoe7831]

Anyone absolutely obsessed with her new intro? No, OK jkjkjk

[@georgecooper9766]

Athlete Zoe It's Cat Empire! One of my fave Aussie bands.

[@maeve....]

Omg, through that whole 'dad joke' part i couldn't help but start cracking up!! 🤣🤣

[@darkrose8905]

Love you channel 💖 also your intro sounds like it’s saying roger taylorrrr 😂😂😂

[@ozillafc]

5:22, milk joke was magical

[@milesrosser2452]

Aussie 4 life!! I totally understand Georgia.

[@laurenmaiolo9928]

me to

[@varsha9147]

me : dad, what’s on the telly? him : dust me : i swear to god this man

[@teenesteemau]

The other day I sprained my foot. When we were on our way to the hospital, my mum called my dad. My mum puts me on the phone and my dad says “ If it hurts too much, we can just chop it off” 👇Like if your dad dose this as well

[@gossiphxnterig902]

As an Australian kid I have experienced all of these....AND I LOVE IT 😆

[@jaylaslack590]

My dad always says that he's the only man in my life

[@caseytreloar1999]

Jayla Slack my father always tells me that too, but my best friend, (aka the boy next door-)has been dating me since I was 9... behind his back... and he’s helping it along cos my boyfriend is the only boy he allows in my room...

[@kittysnickles7542]

This is just gold

[@johnnyhalflung]

Georgia is the funniest KZbinr ever!

[@Ellarenee222]

Yum a carrot in bread for dinner 😂😂

[@poppylill3490]

Ella Renee lol I think it was a hot dog??? It would be so funny if it was tho!!! My dad would probs make that for dinner if my mum did not make dinner for him every night!!!!😂

[@Ari-tj8fu]

Poppymay 12 yeah I’m pretty sure it was a carrot lol

[@saoirselynne1776]

I have been subscribed from the start . ( pats back ) " I'm so proud "

[@ivyomalley7862]

Saoirse Lynne same

[@wilbursbathwater5089]

Mine said the EAT UP one 😂😂 so ur not alone! Who else 👇🏻

[@shilohbrooks4614]

This had me laughing so much I choked on my strawberry

[@eeslimevlogs5742]

I have two mums so I didn’t relate but loved this

[@shaquilleoatmeal1342]

EESlime Vlogs awkward moment

[@Butchbodfempuss]

Ay, me too!

[@elisabeths8109]

Puppy Love do you have a problem??

[@emily_r2140]

Make the most of it, some people don't even have mums

[@baby_bluu22]

Cool ( ◠‿◠ )

[@alexandra0192]

That David joke made my entire life 😂

[@paigepaterson1626]

The joke at the end got me 😂😂!

[@erinr.b.575]

4:47 😂 🔨.... oh my gosh, having an Aussie dad also I know what you’re talking about hahah

[@bethanydean4796]

Is no one gonna talk about how *”he”* was eating a carrot as a sausage! 🤣😂😅🤪

[@golivercave7075]

Thank you someone understands the struggles of having a very confusing dad.

[@sezzastoneheart137]

“Put some clothes on a fishing net doesn’t count as a shirt” 😂

[@heidid3266]

Georgia hammering the table AHAHHHHHAHAHAH me AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[@isabellematthiessen7441]

Aussie Squad!!! Loved this and can totally relate because my dad is exactly the same but I wouldn’t have it any other way 😂😂😂💗

[@isabellematthiessen7441]

Ahh omg you hearted my comment! Love you Georgia 💗💗

[@siennamccarthy133]

"unbelievable...un-believable" the most relatable Australian dad quote ever

[@Poppy-tc7so]

“We all love him!” “ *debatable* “ HAHAHA GEORGIS

[@claire-hi8qd]

This is so my dad 😂😂😂 I love this video so much

[@lisatrueman6546]

My uncles always says 'Do you want a warm fish milkshake' then laughs hysterically. No history to it, nothing. It's weird...

[@lucyservo6574]

Ahh i love plain bread and a boiled carrot 👌👌👅😍😩🔥💦💯

[@Georgia_Productions]

i was on a budget alright.

[@MrMoon-hy6pn]

What's with all the unrelated emojis

[@lucyservo6574]

ThisIsNotA RandomUsername its a meme thing lmao. All the unrelated emojis are part of the "bone apple teeth" meme 😂😂

[@veganvintagegeek935]

This is a legit thing to eat, some vegans marinate the carrot and cook it in the oven or microwave. Its called the vegan hotdog.

[@emilylaird238]

Its my favorite meal haha

[@livvymcgrath]

The id joke made me miss as the rest of the video. I couldn't stop laughing

[@audreyrutherford2766]

"Yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah. " got me laughing so hard 😂😂

[@TheLipsticklez]

I loved this videos. I’m kind of over vlogging everyday and story times. This was funny and clever. You do great work.

[@AN-gt9lu]

Who won in the wrestling battle between Saturday and Monday? Saturday because Monday is a..... Weakday!🤪

[@chargrace817]

At the beginning I couldn’t stop looking at the Rose good lamp every time she moved 😂

[@hayleyhiskey4654]

Charlotte Mitchell same

[@abzzzz3052]

0:20 Georgia: oh i have friends haha😂😂😂😜

[@manyabarot2689]

This is amazing

[@janeb1705]

Manya Barot uh

[@dacodacharman1653]

I actually loved this video soooo much ahahaha💗

[@amynguyen9189]

Georgia’s dad: I am the only male in your life and it’s gonna remain that way till your 30! Noah watching her videos: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?

[@bethanyalcock5539]

🤣

[@Clobo14]

I can’t with the smudged beard 😂

[@AdaKerr]

I’m Australian and I’m proud 🇦🇺

[@mia-ut7km]

Yassss!!! Thanks Georgia! I am also Australia, and my dad is also like this. My dad is the classic Aussie dad

[@jorjajeffs5703]

Same 😂

[@ltzlilyyy1420]

omg your so funny! I love your KZbin channel YOU make my day!

[@oliviat895]

Lol the one before the intro started got me cracked up XD