Professor Snape ASMR (Advanced Potions Class) | Harry Potter ASMR

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3 жыл бұрын

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It’s time for your first advanced potions lesson with Professor Snape!
You've got your copy of Libatius Borage's book clasped tight in your hands as you make your way down the corridor, when you remember that you have to see Dumbledore afterwards. It's been a busy day...
This Harry Potter ASMR has lots of tingles, including a gentle bubbling sound in the background, grinding sounds, pouring sounds, and soft spoken instruction and questions. Oh, and evidently Hagrid was having a go on Sirius' flying motorbike, because there are some quite annoying engine sounds at points...
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@luxxi5955
@luxxi5955 3 жыл бұрын
Gryffindor: *literally dies in class* Snape: „That was disturbing, 10 points deducted from Gryffindor“
@MissedUniverse_Cos
@MissedUniverse_Cos 3 жыл бұрын
As it should be XD
@Dustiest_27
@Dustiest_27 3 жыл бұрын
Xd
@chinmustache6420
@chinmustache6420 3 жыл бұрын
He’d probably make a short comment on why they should’ve been smart
@jackwarne8965
@jackwarne8965 3 жыл бұрын
@@chinmustache6420 "well it was stupid of him to have a heart attack in an inappropriate moment. 5 points from... *insert any house other than slytherin here* "
@hermionegranger910
@hermionegranger910 3 жыл бұрын
It's not fun
@Keysora
@Keysora 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Slytherin: Passes out in class from being so relaxed Snape: 50 points to Slytherin for demonstrating the effects of the draught of living death
@UtterQueerNightmare
@UtterQueerNightmare 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor and detention for testing an incomplete potion on a classmate
@karenperkins3016
@karenperkins3016 3 жыл бұрын
75 points from Ravenclaw and detention for Ms. Myers and Mr. Turner (two random OC names) for not warning the Gryffindors about incomplete potions.
@QuaestorValdemar
@QuaestorValdemar 3 жыл бұрын
Oh and just to be fair I shall be deducting 25 points from Hufflepuff for feeling sympathetic about the other deductions
@jodoodlyboi2963
@jodoodlyboi2963 2 жыл бұрын
I love this comment thread 🤣
@qoben38
@qoben38 Жыл бұрын
Before I forget, 5 points to Slytherin because I wanted it.
@kiki-darling
@kiki-darling 3 жыл бұрын
"5 points deducted from hufflepuff" "Oh yeah deduct me daddy" "500 POINTS DEDUCTED FROM HUFFLEPUFF"
@quedijomija
@quedijomija 3 жыл бұрын
IM CRYING BRO
@DwightLivesMatter
@DwightLivesMatter 3 жыл бұрын
Worth it. 🤣
@MyNameisMessenger
@MyNameisMessenger 3 жыл бұрын
His last line came out in kind of a flat roar in my head.
@kiki-darling
@kiki-darling 3 жыл бұрын
@@MyNameisMessenger absolute booming volume but completely monotonous
@dariaazarova7236
@dariaazarova7236 3 жыл бұрын
i why feel like i would say that * crying emoji *
@thecosmicfish
@thecosmicfish 3 жыл бұрын
I like that your portrayal of Snape is really balanced. We only ever see him interacting with Harry -so we only ever really see a disdainful Snape. I feel like I’m actually seeing the real character through unbiased eyes.
@RapunzelASMR
@RapunzelASMR 3 жыл бұрын
This is awesome!!! The look and setting is so well done😁
@TheDrew710
@TheDrew710 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@boldbearings
@boldbearings 3 жыл бұрын
14:55 aha "always pass a knife handle first" Snape coming through with the real life lab and kitchen safety. I love it.
@AchPhoenix
@AchPhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
Gryffindor points after a potions class: "I will never financially recover from this..."
@Alysa-Aiday
@Alysa-Aiday Жыл бұрын
Sure they do. Dumbledore usually gives crazy high numbers of points for the dangerous "Year End Adventures" Gryffindors go on and survive.
@towastotalt1396
@towastotalt1396 6 ай бұрын
​@@Alysa-Aidaynot gryffindors just harry ron and hermione proof: slytherin won 7 times in a row before harry was in hogwarts iirc
@ihearth3ll0k1ttyyyy
@ihearth3ll0k1ttyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
things it is not the time for: • gossip • bullying • dilly.... dallying
@guccibub5234
@guccibub5234 3 жыл бұрын
bruh i heard dilly daddy💀
@gabriellephillips6195
@gabriellephillips6195 3 жыл бұрын
@@guccibub5234 I thought I was the only one
@sententialavenda7823
@sententialavenda7823 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabriellephillips6195 even the captions heard it xD
@meeermelada2848
@meeermelada2848 3 жыл бұрын
*gossiPH
@laufxyson7960
@laufxyson7960 3 жыл бұрын
@@guccibub5234 SAME LMAK
@cici665
@cici665 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone that's not a slythrin: *breathes* Snape: 5 points deducted-
@shadow_td
@shadow_td 3 жыл бұрын
Me: what'd I dooooo?!?
@gergyta9211
@gergyta9211 3 жыл бұрын
Ah good, I can breathe, the rest of y'all are doomed 🤣
@DwightLivesMatter
@DwightLivesMatter 3 жыл бұрын
I don't usually upvote these comments but this is entirely accurate so I'll give it a pass lol.
@daisyweasley8953
@daisyweasley8953 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@toxicfate6078
@toxicfate6078 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a hufflepuff: am I safe because slytherins are dependent on hufflepuffs or no?
@justkidding_avi
@justkidding_avi 3 жыл бұрын
Love it how Snape is teaching an advanced potion class but he speaks to the students as if they were a bunch of hyper-active 4 years old kids.
@QuaestorValdemar
@QuaestorValdemar 3 жыл бұрын
Which they most likely are...
@amiiredhead2676
@amiiredhead2676 2 жыл бұрын
@@QuaestorValdemar Well, at the age of 15... Classes are more like ape cages. I'd enjoy the potion classes, they are the most focused ones because of this competent professor.
@rand0mpers0n79
@rand0mpers0n79 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao welcome to a Freshman AP class🤣 brilliant peers with no common sense and a teacher that is just d o n e
@ltren8673
@ltren8673 Жыл бұрын
thats literally just elementary to 6th grade kids. hyperactive lil shits
@phimo
@phimo 3 жыл бұрын
At 19:50 Hagrid choose to take a ride with his motorbike.
@aMagicFork
@aMagicFork 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHH 😭😭😭😭
@JimASMR
@JimASMR 3 жыл бұрын
He's half giant, but a giant w****r.
@wel.ington
@wel.ington 3 жыл бұрын
Its Sirius Black's motorbike
@Grace-nt8cd
@Grace-nt8cd 3 жыл бұрын
@@wel.ington Sirius definitely memorised snape’s teaching timetable so he could annoy him
@arriaga06
@arriaga06 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💀💀
@shreya7519
@shreya7519 3 жыл бұрын
Tune in as Jim continues to feed my unhealthy Harry Potter obsession in clever ways
@DwightLivesMatter
@DwightLivesMatter 3 жыл бұрын
Him and ASMR Weekly 😂
@xdanielxdt
@xdanielxdt 2 жыл бұрын
Its way better than being addicted to crack...
@TheOfficialDirtyDan
@TheOfficialDirtyDan 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@poetess-troubadour
@poetess-troubadour 3 жыл бұрын
Also, excuse me but I'm cackling because: Snape: Do you all have your copies of Advanced Potion Making book with you? Me, inwardly: _oh blimey I don't have it_ Snape: *pauses and sighs* Snape: 5 points deducted from Hufflepuff. Me, a Hufflepuff: _oh blimey me indeed but he IS a bloody Legilimens!_ This ASMR is So Good
@melissatheghost
@melissatheghost 3 жыл бұрын
That happened to me as well except I am a Gryffindor so I just thought: welp thanks for taking one for the team Hufflepuff buddy
@joaniekeyser4036
@joaniekeyser4036 11 ай бұрын
I'd ask him if he could teach me Legilimency, tbh. Seems like that would be a useful skill to have, and I would bet anything I would do better than Potter when Professor Snape was trying to teach him Occlumency.
@wobfet
@wobfet 3 жыл бұрын
Bitter, closed off teacher notices the children are having a hard time lately and decides to teach them how to make some of the good shit. ToT it’s so sweet. Also as a Hufflepuff I love how authentic the Hufflepuff distain is. Snape could pull out a gun and shoot one of us and the school wouldn’t even bother writing to our parents about it.
@DioBrando-vj4kh
@DioBrando-vj4kh 3 жыл бұрын
Even as a Slytherin I think Snape would hate me. I'm a dumbass.
@cringereadings8260
@cringereadings8260 3 жыл бұрын
There there, we all would get hated by Snape no matter the house
@TheDrew710
@TheDrew710 3 жыл бұрын
Snape:TWENTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN FOR SWEARING IN MY CLASSROOM
@neferpitoudabahia4668
@neferpitoudabahia4668 3 жыл бұрын
@@cringereadings8260 Yes, certainty
@simplylaurajane
@simplylaurajane 3 жыл бұрын
"20 points to Slytherin for giving us an example of what not to do."
@megamike15
@megamike15 3 жыл бұрын
i feel the sorting hat cant decide if i should be in hufflepuff or slytherin so it just refuses.
@liamzeyle4283
@liamzeyle4283 3 жыл бұрын
It's the little easter eggs that make this so good imo. He uses the Half-Blood Prince method to get the juice from the beans (crushing, not cutting) and points out that it's "perfected by him". And not only that, you can also tell this lesson happened in Harry's 4th school year because of Moody aka Barty Jr. being the DADA teacher. So our point of view is a random 6th year student in a NEWT level potions class. These little details plus the great impersonation makes it all feel so authentic to me. Great great video :)
@crow2616
@crow2616 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: "I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses..." Me: "No one can be as bewitching as you professor, it's useless to try and teach us." Snape: "Pardon?" Me: "What? :)"
@QuaestorValdemar
@QuaestorValdemar 3 жыл бұрын
Pardon?
@crow2616
@crow2616 3 жыл бұрын
@@QuaestorValdemar ...what, something I said? ☺️
@missingtvhead1943
@missingtvhead1943 3 жыл бұрын
He do be bewitching
@pyroplays599
@pyroplays599 Жыл бұрын
​@@rustytheloverofdinosaurs10. What?
@joaniekeyser4036
@joaniekeyser4036 11 ай бұрын
I mean, OP isn't wrong. Forgive the 90s slang, but Professor Snape got it goin' on. He could give me a month's detention and I wouldn't mind a bit. Especially since I'm a Slytherin now.
@4GamingPaws
@4GamingPaws 3 жыл бұрын
Snape : Ten points to Slytherin. Me, a slytherin : **Happy Snake noises**
@dracomalfoy4679
@dracomalfoy4679 3 жыл бұрын
Gryffindor exist: Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor Harry breaking every rule there is: Dumbledore: 10000 points to Harry!...I mean Gryffindor😅 Btw I’m a ravenclaw 🤗💙
@ranmakuro
@ranmakuro 3 жыл бұрын
@@dracomalfoy4679 My Hufflepuff soul kinda hurts. Noone deduces points from us. :( We'd love to share.
@dracomalfoy4679
@dracomalfoy4679 3 жыл бұрын
@@ranmakuro 100 points to Hufflepuff for existing!😊💛
@nohnoroi6221
@nohnoroi6221 3 жыл бұрын
*happy snake noises*
@daisyryder9053
@daisyryder9053 3 жыл бұрын
@@dracomalfoy4679 now I'm surprised. I guess Slytherin is house mates with Hufflepuff :D
@ausomeaspie
@ausomeaspie 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: Always remember, when handling a knife, ALWAYS point it handle first, not pointy end first. Also Snape: (Invents Sectum Sempre)
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 9 ай бұрын
A Slytherin trained wizard has the licence to slice others open. A Slytherin trained wizard does not possess the licence to slice open himself or permit others to do so. Have I made myself clear?
@sponge540
@sponge540 3 жыл бұрын
Griffindor: Exists Snape: *Anyways I started deductin'-*
@Michael-ph8mt
@Michael-ph8mt 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: ‘and I took that personally…..’
@alysssabear
@alysssabear 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@emakenz1769
@emakenz1769 Жыл бұрын
@@Michael-ph8mt @sponge540 BOTH OF YOU PHYSICALLY HURT ME STOP BEING FUNNY
@madisoncella7324
@madisoncella7324 3 жыл бұрын
every time he looks into the camera i feel like he's staring into my soul
@jiani295
@jiani295 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@LuckyArceus
@LuckyArceus 3 жыл бұрын
So he nailed the part perfectly.
@katyalumi
@katyalumi 3 жыл бұрын
snape, a minute into the lesson: five points from Gryffindor me, a slytherin more than likely sitting with my gryffindor friend: oop
@ihearth3ll0k1ttyyyy
@ihearth3ll0k1ttyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
dude i’m a slytherin empath witch too... we’re friends now by default
@katyalumi
@katyalumi 3 жыл бұрын
ella addison wait really?! oh yes ma’am 10000% if you’re bisexual too then it’s even more concrete
@ihearth3ll0k1ttyyyy
@ihearth3ll0k1ttyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
@@katyalumi LMAO I’M BI TOO
@nesto2476
@nesto2476 3 жыл бұрын
The conversation under this comment is just..It made my day. I love it 😂
@katyalumi
@katyalumi 3 жыл бұрын
ella addison AHHHAAHAA IF YOURE NON-BINARY SHE/HER WE NEED TO MEEF
@padraictherat
@padraictherat 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how your voice is so damn beautiful, God. so low and hissing but soft and quiet. your interpretation of Snape is the best I've seen, I live for it✨
@blueturtle3623
@blueturtle3623 3 жыл бұрын
You're keeping Snape and Alan Rickman alive here, appreciate it!
@xvithetower4413
@xvithetower4413 3 жыл бұрын
Never ever stop this Snape-Series, it's absolutely amazing and so damn relaxing, I really like your voiceacting and the atmosphere you create!
@hahahayourebloated
@hahahayourebloated 3 жыл бұрын
Snape is one of those professors you hate but begrudgingly think is hot.
@Haru_Moss
@Haru_Moss 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this so accurate
@lissyrae2283
@lissyrae2283 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, my people
@ellahowell7793
@ellahowell7793 3 жыл бұрын
Yay my peeps
@DwightLivesMatter
@DwightLivesMatter 3 жыл бұрын
You learn to love him once you know how he shows his true love ;)
@phoeinxwillow9071
@phoeinxwillow9071 3 жыл бұрын
im such a snape simp but that true
@rosalina1490
@rosalina1490 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: ten points from Ravenclaw Me, a Ravenclaw, just trying to enjoy the class and not even having spoken: 👁👄👁
@alilspark
@alilspark 2 жыл бұрын
Me, also a raven claw: 👎🏻
@rand0mpers0n79
@rand0mpers0n79 2 жыл бұрын
Me an insufferable Ravenclaw: *pretends to answer who the author of the book is* Good 10 points slytherin Me: Mmm Imma pretend you said Ravenclaw bestie
@crow3879
@crow3879 2 жыл бұрын
20:49 "I can't think..... of anything worse...." THIS IS SO ICONIC, PLEASE 💀💀
@damelik252
@damelik252 3 жыл бұрын
"Evidently Hagrid was having a go on Sirius's flying motorbike because there are quite annoying engine sounds at points" this made me giggle. Great video as always :))
@Rollingstonesfangirl
@Rollingstonesfangirl 3 жыл бұрын
Hagrid please don’t crash it
@shreya7519
@shreya7519 3 жыл бұрын
Random request... would you consider doing a younger snape as a potion student? all snark and im better than you vibe 👀
@jesuschristonabike8878
@jesuschristonabike8878 3 жыл бұрын
Yo that actually sounds awesome.
@MysticGroveAudio
@MysticGroveAudio 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: "Five points deducted from Hufflepuff" Me: "Ah beans..."
@Agent-PeggyCarter
@Agent-PeggyCarter 3 жыл бұрын
U wanna hug? *opens arms*
@nekopoptart
@nekopoptart 3 жыл бұрын
Beans because Hufflepuff is by the kitchen 💚💚💚
@phoeinxwillow9071
@phoeinxwillow9071 3 жыл бұрын
can we talk about how hufflepuffs are probably all pot heads? no... okie dokie
@someone8240
@someone8240 3 жыл бұрын
OWO BEANS?!?!?
@daisyryder9053
@daisyryder9053 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! I'm not a pot head thank you very much
@sketchyladybug
@sketchyladybug 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I would really like Snape's class despite the horrifying amount of points Ravenclaw lost in just this 40 mins XD
@professorsnapesvideos6393
@professorsnapesvideos6393 3 жыл бұрын
It’s Professor Snape not Snape.
@jennifermorales6054
@jennifermorales6054 3 жыл бұрын
I remember cherishing your original snape asmr video since it was so well done and no one else had done it as well as you. Now, I have more to cherish thank you
@darkestnightproductions
@darkestnightproductions 3 жыл бұрын
When you're in Ravenclaw. Professor Snape: 1 point to Ravenclaw. Me: Eh, I'll take what I can get.
@emvxhs
@emvxhs 3 жыл бұрын
That's my whole life story right there.
@sapphire911
@sapphire911 3 жыл бұрын
Ravenclaw here💙🦅
@SahiPie
@SahiPie 3 жыл бұрын
Well shit professor, I appreciate the good looks
@sapphire911
@sapphire911 3 жыл бұрын
@@SahiPie i should ask professor snape to take off his shirt 😏😍🤣
@stephaniepierre11
@stephaniepierre11 3 жыл бұрын
@@sapphire911 ayeee
@abbyeyeball6277
@abbyeyeball6277 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness! Professor Snape was my absolute favorite Harry Potter character, and this was an absolute DELIGHT to watch and listen to. 1000 points to Professor Snape!!!!
@Cole_mei
@Cole_mei 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: do you know which animal has the slowest brain Me: easy, Gryffindor. Snape: ..... Snape: 10 points to Slytherin
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 9 ай бұрын
So how many of them do we need to kill? Three? That should be more points for Slytherin!
@marymaggotface1994
@marymaggotface1994 3 жыл бұрын
I always love these role plays! You're such a good Snape!
@somethinggeneric9650
@somethinggeneric9650 3 жыл бұрын
Snape after I make a joke: “deduct five points” Me, a slytherin: *surprised pikachu face*
@MyNameisMessenger
@MyNameisMessenger 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just that bad of a joke.
@superbfinch2000
@superbfinch2000 3 жыл бұрын
Why must I always be torn between doing my job and indulging in your videos? I’m so happy for another Snape video and I know what I’ll be watching tonight :)
@remuswintergreen7786
@remuswintergreen7786 3 жыл бұрын
Your videos have been such a great help lately! I’ve been in a bad place with my mom and your videos always manage calm me down and help me relax!
@lyanness
@lyanness 3 жыл бұрын
Tons of hugs and cuddles to you. I really hope that things improve with you and your Mom. 💗💗💗
@ray-ms9mq
@ray-ms9mq 3 жыл бұрын
i mean this in the most respectful way, but you really know how to capture snape's intimidating attitude
@RinasReveries
@RinasReveries 3 жыл бұрын
*Always* learning something new in Professor Snape's Potion Class. I really like the Setup also the grinding and stirring sounds were very nice.
@professorsnapesvideos6393
@professorsnapesvideos6393 3 жыл бұрын
Well done for saying Professor Snape. Too many disrespectful students in this chat calling me Snape,
@joaniekeyser4036
@joaniekeyser4036 2 ай бұрын
​@@professorsnapesvideos6393 it could be worse, sir. They could do like Lily most likely used to do and call you "Sev".
@professorsnapesvideos6393
@professorsnapesvideos6393 Ай бұрын
@@joaniekeyser4036 :(
@annaminter604
@annaminter604 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is my elixir to induce euphoria.. he creates in me an inexplicable sense of happiness and jubilation, and is horrendously addictive. I just can't get enough. Thank you for being you, lots of love
@The_Bun_E
@The_Bun_E 3 жыл бұрын
Hufflepuff: 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 Snape: "points deducted"
@tanjadrawings1818
@tanjadrawings1818 3 жыл бұрын
What treasure have I stumbled upon?! An ASMR artist who’s imitating my favorite HP character and does it perfectly! 😍💚 I now have a new favorite ASMR channel!
@Dootslay4rX66
@Dootslay4rX66 3 жыл бұрын
That is phenomenal. Never saw a better depiction of a character such as Professor Snape. Kudos to you Jim
@xReix_5222
@xReix_5222 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: Don't be clever be smart Me in Gryffindor: I'm smart by nature
@LuckyArceus
@LuckyArceus 3 жыл бұрын
Smarts are the ravenclaw speciality. Gryffindor’s specialty is bravery.
@belabordeaux1037
@belabordeaux1037 Жыл бұрын
Wrong house/traits. 10 points deducted from Gryffindor.
@joaniekeyser4036
@joaniekeyser4036 11 ай бұрын
Aren't they sort of the same thing, tho?
@RAY-pw4of
@RAY-pw4of 3 жыл бұрын
Me a hufflepuff: I’ll make u a scarf please don’t hate me Snape -five points deducted from hufflepuff Me - not a scarf person I’m guessing
@daisyryder9053
@daisyryder9053 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he is a jumper kind of guy?
@charbearz0537
@charbearz0537 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he likes cookies? 🥺
@RAY-pw4of
@RAY-pw4of 3 жыл бұрын
@@daisyryder9053 maybe 🤔
@RAY-pw4of
@RAY-pw4of 3 жыл бұрын
@@charbearz0537 I will give him a whole add tray of cookies
@letmediealready-m1q
@letmediealready-m1q 11 күн бұрын
lmao i want a scarf ;-;
@Adri_0812
@Adri_0812 3 жыл бұрын
All the girls who have a crush on snape 👁👄👁
@larry6605
@larry6605 3 жыл бұрын
I love snape♥️✨🤭
@drainedsol_
@drainedsol_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@larry6605 same
@larry6605
@larry6605 3 жыл бұрын
@@drainedsol_ yes,rsrsrs he is arrogant and everything but I like him.
@SilverCipher00
@SilverCipher00 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@madithepotterhead7015
@madithepotterhead7015 3 жыл бұрын
I- don’t call me out like that- jeeze
@UndeadCriptid
@UndeadCriptid 3 жыл бұрын
I have an unhealthy obsession with snape and I will NOT apologize
@missingtvhead1943
@missingtvhead1943 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@professorsnapesvideos6393
@professorsnapesvideos6393 3 жыл бұрын
You better apologise before I put you in detention.
@joaniekeyser4036
@joaniekeyser4036 11 ай бұрын
It can't be any worse than his obsession with Lily Evans when they were students at Hogwarts.
@luciamartin5006
@luciamartin5006 5 ай бұрын
​@@professorsnapesvideos6393 uh, they Can't apologise for their because they LOVE you
@professorsnapesvideos6393
@professorsnapesvideos6393 4 ай бұрын
@@luciamartin5006 lol
@artgirl3210
@artgirl3210 3 жыл бұрын
The points counter be going WILD during this class
@severinjones6426
@severinjones6426 3 жыл бұрын
I firmly believe Alan Rickman himself would be impressed. Your voice is almost spot on! 🐍
@WomanInBlacc
@WomanInBlacc 3 жыл бұрын
it’s crazy how realistic this is. great setup, loved it all!
@brew167
@brew167 3 жыл бұрын
I’m continually blown away by your acting. Super underrated ASMR channel.
@fizzypopsprite1039
@fizzypopsprite1039 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite HP character!!! 😭🥰 (I possibly have a big crush on Snape...) 😂
@4GamingPaws
@4GamingPaws 3 жыл бұрын
TheBakeey would be hunting you down if she found out that you possibly have a crush on snape.
@fawpaw23
@fawpaw23 3 жыл бұрын
girl me too😳
@eightiesalways324
@eightiesalways324 3 жыл бұрын
Same here....😁
@bitter_sw33t
@bitter_sw33t 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@tinuviel-undomiel
@tinuviel-undomiel 3 жыл бұрын
Back off, he’s mine.
@KBCuddlesASMR
@KBCuddlesASMR 3 жыл бұрын
Now then, when will be learning about a certain phenomenon called.......Lycanthropy? With a certain DADA professor co-teaching? 🤔🤔🤔
@litl_kim
@litl_kim 3 жыл бұрын
@Human being finally found the comment I was looking for 😁
@TreeHairedGingerAle
@TreeHairedGingerAle 3 жыл бұрын
Professor Lupin class?? :DDD Yer speakin my language!! 😍😍😍
@Rollingstonesfangirl
@Rollingstonesfangirl 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t u dare make fun of my boi Remus or I will commit the murder that I was in prison for😡😡😡🤬🤬
@kimtaeyeonismyeverything
@kimtaeyeonismyeverything 3 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while cleaning my room and right after he said “10 points deducted from Hufflepuff” I absent mindedly went “youuuu betch” 😂😂😂😂😂
@missing_name
@missing_name 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I zoned out for a second then came back to points being deducted from my house🧍‍♀️
@imaginethat-wz1sn
@imaginethat-wz1sn 11 ай бұрын
Ahhh I know this is two years old now but I've been watching it on repeat and the TINGLES. I'm pretty desensitized to them now on most videos but this one NEVER FAILS to make me incredibly sleeping, which is honestly a blessing. Love this video so much!!
@pivotpivotPlVOT
@pivotpivotPlVOT 3 жыл бұрын
me, a slytherin *laughs in 10 added points*
@gergyta9211
@gergyta9211 3 жыл бұрын
*cackles in the other houses losing points*
@daisyryder9053
@daisyryder9053 3 жыл бұрын
Cry's in Hufflepuff :(
@madithepotterhead7015
@madithepotterhead7015 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Slytherin. Boasting with pride.
@jongetitdunn
@jongetitdunn 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot one thing, Professor,... To have us turn to page 394
@daisyryder9053
@daisyryder9053 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it 😂
@scarlk1050
@scarlk1050 3 жыл бұрын
who gave you the time turner 💀
@gloriawoods9741
@gloriawoods9741 3 жыл бұрын
As a Gryffindor who is NOT a Hermione, this is exactly the soporific class that I need. Points? What points? Also, congrats on 80k subs🎉
@Noha92
@Noha92 3 жыл бұрын
I felt the uncontrollable urge to take notes.
@felineexceptional
@felineexceptional 3 жыл бұрын
Alan Rickman would be so impressed with this. You have the cadence of his speech pattern down dude.
@JordanVanRyn
@JordanVanRyn 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple Ravenclaw. I see a Snape ASMR. I click.
@kierabernier1358
@kierabernier1358 Жыл бұрын
this character means so much to me, i cant explain how much this video helps me. as odd as it may be but Severus is my comfort character and feeling closer to him is nice
@BornotB-xi6kg
@BornotB-xi6kg 3 жыл бұрын
Snape: talking about Living Death Me, who's visited Sirius Black: ah yes, i remember that.
@sunjian5458
@sunjian5458 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Professor I think you forgot something. Snape: Ah yes, Potter you fool.
@hellodemons5594
@hellodemons5594 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad he didn't yell at me, Its probably cause I'm a slytherin that would cry if I got yelled at but nonetheless Edit: I SPOKE TOO SOON
@RinDemon5
@RinDemon5 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Doggie
@daisyryder9053
@daisyryder9053 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@professorsnapesvideos6393
@professorsnapesvideos6393 3 жыл бұрын
I AM YELLING AT YOU
@ed9358
@ed9358 3 жыл бұрын
the three dislikes are from griffindor hufflepuff and ravenclaw
@gallant_grace
@gallant_grace 3 жыл бұрын
Nah bro I'm a gryffindor and I'm liking this
@professorsnapesvideos6393
@professorsnapesvideos6393 3 жыл бұрын
@@gallant_grace Thank you
@majesticflamingos
@majesticflamingos 3 жыл бұрын
I was just watching your other potions class roleplay. What excellent timing!
@maleficentmistressofallevi3252
@maleficentmistressofallevi3252 3 жыл бұрын
Jim always somehow hits all the best characters. All that’s left is Sesshomaru and I’m all set.
@Carepackage65
@Carepackage65 3 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the BEST asmr video of Snape and the best impersonation of him. I've never heard anyone better
@theeKPOPlover
@theeKPOPlover 3 жыл бұрын
You emulated the way he talks perfectly! I legit got scared, you play the intimidating role very well LOL!
@zoemoskal9700
@zoemoskal9700 3 жыл бұрын
I love this so much!!! So calming and what a fabulous impression of Snape!! 👏 I love the sound of the bubbling potions too. Adds to the soothing factor! I’d looove more Snape ASMR role plays!! 🖤
@faychilds7561
@faychilds7561 3 жыл бұрын
Do Mr Darcy!!! You can do it 🥰
@naomidarbell9654
@naomidarbell9654 3 жыл бұрын
Omggggg that would be so wonderful
@zoelouisethrasher
@zoelouisethrasher 3 жыл бұрын
I would die from joy
@tanja88888
@tanja88888 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaay another Snape ASMR!! You couldn’t have made me happier! Your hard work and creativity are highly appreciated! 🥰
@Argonova
@Argonova 3 жыл бұрын
The Snape potion making videos are some of my favorite ASMR videos on KZbin. I hope you plan to make more.
@maze503_
@maze503_ Жыл бұрын
Your voice is absolutely perfect for Snape. This was absolutely amazing Thank you for this. I know I'll be returning to this more often
@whosjayjay
@whosjayjay 3 жыл бұрын
literally the best hp asmr roleplay i have EVER seen. 10000/10! ❤️
@professorsnape3096
@professorsnape3096 3 жыл бұрын
THE VOICE IS IMPRESSIVE 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼
@bognakaminski3425
@bognakaminski3425 3 жыл бұрын
This is the third night in a row that this video has helped me to sleep in minutes. The voice, the atmosphere, the background sounds - they’re all perfect.
@m.st.6657
@m.st.6657 3 жыл бұрын
*Where are my Snape stans? 🖤*
@emi7594
@emi7594 3 жыл бұрын
Here 🙌🏻
@honeymoon-gf1wo
@honeymoon-gf1wo 3 жыл бұрын
here 🖐️
@nikanyxspitzer
@nikanyxspitzer 3 жыл бұрын
me!
@angeladanielle1314
@angeladanielle1314 3 жыл бұрын
PrEsEnT
@sententialavenda7823
@sententialavenda7823 3 жыл бұрын
Here *raises hand in hermione style*
@xkyawla
@xkyawla 3 жыл бұрын
I adore your Snape! So irritated and sarcastic, but also very helpful and clear in his instructions. Just as it should be with his advanced students 😊
@daisymay9203
@daisymay9203 3 жыл бұрын
My inner Slytherin smiled 😈when I heard “5 points deducted from Gryffindor” Brilliant
@awesomenija6627
@awesomenija6627 2 жыл бұрын
Me, a Gryffindor: *Breathes* Snape: "5 POINTS DEDUCTED FROM GRYFFINDOR." Also, your whole setup is fantastic! The dim lights reflect the dungeon, the bubbling sound effects sound like actual potions, your outfit and your accent sounds almost identical to Snape! 10 points to you, my friend. ^^
@samillaime
@samillaime 3 жыл бұрын
Best Christmas gift: my favorite ASMR KZbinr as my favorite HP caracter 🤩
@flyingsquirrel111
@flyingsquirrel111 3 жыл бұрын
This was masterfully made. The triggers were so varied and your voice was the glue that held it all together. Well done.
@Bianca-iw3fq
@Bianca-iw3fq 3 жыл бұрын
This was Fantastic!! LOVE IT! 💗 I actually laughed at one point when you rewarded 1 point then immediately deducted 2 points from Ravenclaw. I’d probably never answer questions in Snape’s class lmao
@ТатьянаКузнецова-э5ф
@ТатьянаКузнецова-э5ф 3 жыл бұрын
Jim! Your creativity is the best medicine!
@Ania_Astraea
@Ania_Astraea 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons I subscribed 😂
@Haru_Moss
@Haru_Moss 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing, love your snape asmr, he's my fav character so this is just- YES
@duboisalome
@duboisalome 3 жыл бұрын
"Everyone dismissed, except for you"... ... Me: I hAvE bEeN cHoSeN ♥ . . Amazing videos ! The more I watch your version of Snape and Lupin, the more I love them. The details of your acting, your deep voice and your creativity, are really mesmering!
@smokebuddy797
@smokebuddy797 3 жыл бұрын
We NEED more Snape 💚Ur impression of his smooth deep voice really calms me so well😌💘
@JulieASMRVideos
@JulieASMRVideos 3 жыл бұрын
NGL, I wouldn't mind sleeping indefinitely.
@xiilogiciix4614
@xiilogiciix4614 Жыл бұрын
This is the best asmr video I’ve ever seen
@thesleepykitten1234
@thesleepykitten1234 2 жыл бұрын
Snape: 5 points deducted from Hufflepuff Me: **crying** I have my book with me, what did I do. I just breathed ;-;
@Meli_Ly
@Meli_Ly 3 жыл бұрын
I waited !!!Thank you very much for your incredible work🧡
@sirenwolfx
@sirenwolfx 3 жыл бұрын
*Leans forward on the desk... smirks when Professor Snape deducts points from other houses. Grins even more when I hear what potions we’re brewing.* Yessss please senpai!!! 😳👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 *proceeds to get 5 points from slytherin for such a silly and disrespectful outburst. * Outstanding as always Jim! The tingles are strong in this one! 🤤zzzz
@NightlySonata
@NightlySonata 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never need another asmr vid ever again and that's the tea. 10/10 would unhealthily obsess over Jim's Snape again.
@OhFuccoBucko
@OhFuccoBucko 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you can here loud ass motorbikes in the background in some parts
@rickyreza301
@rickyreza301 2 жыл бұрын
thats just hagrid