THIS IS WHY I'M AGAINST NO NUT NOVEMBER - Best of Projekt Melody #2

[@paballomolata8844]

This title makes so much sense

[@cytorakdemon]

"Who am I kidding, we're on Twitch, we can't get any sexier." And yet, if you listen from 8:09 to 8:39 with your eyes closed, it sounds like the one of Melody's other streams.

[@L33T_Taco]

"who will help me!!!! GO FASTER!!!!" ................well... i mean since you asked so nicely xD

[@velphidrow]

If i hear the CSGO announcer we have issues

[@L33T_Taco]

@@velphidrow "Bomb has been planted"

[@N3gativeChill]

8:43 if you remember the "You fuckin stupid ___"

[@mashuu2301]

She looks like a younger and more yandere version of herself like this.

[@raymondmanchester0624]

She always scared me every time

[@RYNOCIRATOR_V5]

i really like the model, except for the mouth, it's too high; looks a bit weird

[@milkmaster1535]

as an american, "call me purple guy cause i'm gonna put a child into that robot", is all i am gonna say about the thanksgiving thing

[@diveinnature2990]

@@RYNOCIRATOR_V5 it reminds me of promised neverland art style

[@Supperdude9]

@@RYNOCIRATOR_V5 It's in that yandere grin position.

[@georgesaffos1197]

"Primary school" "Which thanksgiving" It's official, people. Mel is Canadian.

[@comet.x]

Oh, Canada! Our home and native land!

[@MmeHyraelle]

Fuck yes!

[@skoomaaddict1010]

So now we know, when Mel says she's sticky its because she's chugging maple syrup.

[@scorcher117]

Would explain the wholesomeness

[@comet.x]

*true, patriot love, in all of us command~*

[@Verrisin]

"I like depravity but not depriving yourself." - wisdom and teaching the way

[@TheBritishYTPer]

7:05 “No noot November” sounds like Pingu’s worst nightmare

[@shayoko6]

Melody in that adorable bulbasaur outfit. Saying this isn't even my final form! I can't handle her evolving to something more amazing than she already is. Please don't break the Internet by becoming more amazing

[@user-vr9cz3ek5n]

Mel: butt hole in the sky, tell me your wisdom. Butthole: I'm about to poop. Look out, this is a lively one.

[@johndee277]

Melody reading the note “Nailing, choking?… wait, I’m on Twitch right now.”

[@togiisuperheavytank]

It is more uncomfortable to have nuts against the leg sadly

[@Razor4884]

Yeah that shit can start to hurt. Doesn't take long.

[@togiisuperheavytank]

@@Razor4884 true

[@Baelor_uwu]

Melody: “Which Thanksgiving? The fun one, or the American one?” Me: There’s more than one?! :O

[@a.t3415]

Canada has one. With her also saying "primary school" I am now 99% sure she's Canadian.

[@NEEDbacon]

@@a.t3415 We'll need to ask her about KD to confirm.

[@Glorfand244]

@@NEEDbacon of if she likes her chips all dressed

[@jighardy]

@@a.t3415 I (as an American) went to primary school, so idk what you mean

[@UncleMikeDrop]

Mel was MY first Vtuber followed in rapid succession by Nyanners performing Seiso(Say So cover) and Ironmouse talking about how there must have been a deleted sex scene in AVP.

[@ANlMEMaster]

Almost the same for me except it was Mel, Nyanners, then Gwar Gura.

[@UncleMikeDrop]

@@ANlMEMaster Gura is adoreably weird and wacky. Genki AF

[@SakuraiNotFound]

"Who am i kidding we're on twitch, we can't get any sexier than- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH" - ProjektMelody, 2021

[@nerdsman567]

1:03 - That screenshot of Melody saying "I'm basically sherlock but better" NEEDS to become a meme template! Seriously, I can see that becoming a popular internet meme. xD

[@JGT-yd2wx]

on it

[@emperormemehelmii4057]

*NNN Day 10: Me and my fellow soldiers' were ambushed and encircled by Projekt Melody a large force of porn and other degenerate content, we have fought day and night. For four days we have resisted but at the fifth day in the morning we were running out of supplies and morale in this desperate situation we fixed our bayonets, drew our swords and knives to charge at the enemy taking them alongside us to death. May those who are still fighting stay strong and win.* *-Capt Friedrich Müller German Imperial Officer*

[@dizziy9801]

What a degenerate way to say you failed no nut you shame.

[@diligentone-six2688]

*Hunter 3-1 to Godfather, we are getting overrun. This position is Lost!* *BROKEN ARROW! I REPEAT BROKEN ARROW!*

[@exterminatusbutton8723]

Fools, don’t you see, we sigma males enjoy a challenge, FOR THE EMPEROR

[@Spedatr0n]

May God have have mercy on your souls

[@ahardworker2154]

May the gods and the corps emperor watch over your souls

[@GreenBayPayton]

She wasn’t the first vtuber I heard about, but she was the vtuber I started watching seriously.

[@mikerowley1434]

find a doctor

[@kin4386]

I hope you're doing well, Melly. We love you.

[@diligentone-six2688]

Day 11: Melody's Valley, Nutzar-C-Cumrief, Dokistan *There are reports of Heavy Waifu Activity in the area. Futas, V-Tubers, and other Subjects in the Area. 3rd Cav and 10th Mountain were tasked to clear them out.* *We sustained heavy losses because of the Valley's impenetrable fighting positions. We managed push through but they're holding us back real hard.*

[@HappyFaceSticker]

1:42 "I am the Taker of Firsts." Melody the christener.

[@number3766]

Female: Complex, difficult, needs a specific doctor Male: Stick go burrr!

[@Razor4884]

Shaving, on the other hand...

[@number3766]

@@Razor4884 eh, just be careful and....have neosporin ready

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

​@@number3766proctologists exist...

[@coltoniusmaximus]

Nonstop nut November is infinitely better

[@eddielombardo]

Thank you to Risu, although Mel probably wouldn't like her jokes about it.

[@That1powergamer]

honestly there are women that have a extremely rare disorder that makes them orgasm non stop and say it's horrible because it loses all meaning and can actually start to hurt if you let it keep happening for to long.

[@eddielombardo]

@@That1powergamer ...okay, but that has nothing to do with Non-stop Nut November...

[@Blackhole_T618]

@@That1powergamer if you are talking about PGAD google says that it doesn’t have much to do with orgasms it’s more of a pain and wetness in the area

[@That1powergamer]

@@Blackhole_T618 does that make it any less bad though if my... you know what area hurt when I had sex? that would still blow chunks.

[@LeoTreefield]

1:35 The taker of firsts and the bringer of thirst.

[@XeosLolicon]

mel speaking straight facts about being called front in high school

[@thisisasupersayin376]

She said Primary school

[@nanaten3]

@@thisisasupersayin376 she was high

[@LuceoX30]

Context will never help Melody.

[@That1powergamer]

I'm glad someone See's at least 1 reason why I'm against it.

[@TOrlando478]

In all honesty, I am also against NNN ESPECIALLY SINCE MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THE MONTH WHICH MAKES ME SUPER ANGRY

[@BlackLotusFlame]

Same

[@drivanradosivic1357]

Fellow November Birthday Celebrators? Internet high five!

[@TOrlando478]

@@drivanradosivic1357 ✋😄

[@mybaconwaffle6982]

Me too

[@eddielombardo]

You could just not partake in an internet trend.

[@TeddyBarefoot]

I really love this live 2D model for Mel, what it lacks in movement it makes up for in jiggle and facial expressions.

[@clifisboring]

Mel makes me smile, thank you life’s been rough recently.

[@霊]

currently participating in Nonstop Nut November, don't contact me, response times may vary, DHMU!

[@gliderdowe8522]

I love how mel realizes the woes of the no reason boner

[@salvadortoscano2534]

They just ambush you, at the *worst* possible times!

[@kerplop]

At "No Noot November," I was expecting a Pingu joke.

[@sigmalater]

"I like depravity but not depriving yourself" is my new favourite Mel quote

[@schuffynohts]

1:06 Mel for president!

[@L33T_Taco]

"i took so many ginities!!!" god she's adorable xD

[@azrealcreed4785]

When Melody say spell "A.T.T.I.C" I already know what it means

[@Jaegerrants]

But hear it out loud and reaction of "I don't get it" made me laugh a little bit too hard

[@andrewprahst2529]

Its like asking Dollar Shave Club if they approve of No Shave November

[@The_Omega_Dragon]

I've heard that being chaste throughout all of November and then busting one come December is like taking an axe to open a can of whipped cream.

[@ZGryphon]

I haven't deliberately done anything as daft as NNN, but I _was_ out of action for about a month once after surgery and... yeah. Can confirm.

[@therival8819]

*Nasually challenged A.I woman is bullied by virgin chat Chad's for 9 minutes and 28 seconds*

[@notatallfunctional]

NNN endangers Melody’s livelyhood on the other site

[@chilomine839]

I mean you can still support her and NOT nut. You just pay your tribute the following month.... And but a new room afterwards.

[@trajectoryunown]

Hol' up. Did she just use the word parasympathetic, and accurately at that? Who are you, and what have you done with Melody!?

[@lolmaster1128]

"As my new gf I expected you to do gf things, like tell me if caves are natural formations"

[@nickcook2775]

"Teach me about auto insurance" YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO AUTOMATIC VOICE MESSAGE SYSTEM.

[@suraivase7285]

3:54 Imagine sending this to some auto insurance spammer, the reaction would be hilarious XD

[@ArchivesofCybertron]

Holy shit. Melody’s popping off in the humour department Jesus Christ. Had to check if I was living in the right dimension a few times.

[@YoshiTheWise]

A well reasoned debate as usual, thank you, very enlightening.

[@YaBoiDingus]

I find it weird that people ask sex workers for their opinion on NNN. I don't participate because I have no willpower whatsoever but obviously a sex worker is going to tell you not to. That's some of if not all of their income lol.

[@vladyslavpidlisnyi]

Any pp doctor (and people with some medical knowelege at that area) tell you the same

[@volbla]

Also, why tf would you even in the first place.

[@ShadowsK.Y]

lmao exactly they have a bias and they just exaggerate that it's 'dangerous' because they want people to coom to their content people can go literally years without cooming and won't get cancer from it but nobody talks about that, they just exaggerate on and on

[@YaBoiDingus]

@@vladyslavpidlisnyi I went about 4 years in my early 20s without sex or even touching myself. I've struggled with depression and during those 4 years I had pretty much no libido. Those 4 years of "No nutting" had 0 negative impact on my reproductive organs. The "use it or lose it" nonsense is a myth and I find it weird that people continue to perpetuate it.

[@YaBoiDingus]

@@volbla Idk, some people use it as a personal challenge. The most sensible way I can think of it is not necessarily to stop the physical act of ejaculating but maybe as a personal challenge to step back from porn for a little while, give your bank account a break and maybe touch base with reality and talk to actual people and make sure you still understand the difference between reality and porn.

[@ariyanamarcel112]

Mel: I’m choking on all the pp dousing artists: WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK WRITE IT DOWN

[@mayuravirus6134]

That is why Nonstop Nut November exist

[@silent_stalker3687]

Why she’s against NNN Without it her server runs out of energy and she’ll shut down. Also nuclear energy isn’t the answer, we tried that and we got the nuclear birb form Touhou. (I would die to see her cosplay that birb)

[@deltazero3796]

Utsuho Rieuji you mean

[@davidsauceda4971]

Having to present in class while rockin' a stiffy is BAD. Then I try to get rid of it by having gay thoughts and that only makes it WORSE(for whatever reason). So what ends up happening is I have to pray it goes away or that nobody notices while I try walk as normally as I can while having the eyes of the WHOLE class on me. Yeah, it's absolutely embarrassing.

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

I think you might be partially gay if it made it worse for you, i dunno how to tell you

[@davidsauceda4971]

@@pal1d1nl1ght I don't know what to tell you either, other than I'am very much attracted to women.

[@KangiNaMagi]

@@davidsauceda4971 being attracted to women is not mutually exclusive to being attracted to men

[@arcalranem]

@@davidsauceda4971 have you considered that you may be bisexual?

[@davidsauceda4971]

@@arcalranem No.

[@mordredpendragon1235]

3:12 I prefer the "Fun" Thanksgiving

[@phyn1x__497]

Spooky’s jump scare mansion was a really enjoyable stream to watch live when she wasn’t stalling

[@sauce3095]

But the thing that makes this so good is that everybody has already failed

[@AbyssmalSoup307]

Failed and proud of it!!

[@TheWigglerKing]

3:57 I could totally see this being an actual thing someone would ask their significant other to provide foreplay, and that scares me.

[@ParadoHxGetRekt]

I am one of those whose ginities was first taken by Mel!

[@nat6lbg440]

You can't lose if you didn't participate to NNN

[@anshaar.]

Mel saying "pig ass" playing Minecraft is 🔥🤣😘

[@thenerdmaster9381]

I feel like I need to bring attention to it. Those JIGGLE PHYSICS THOUGH!?

[@brightonic]

4:00 "Teach me about auto insurance" I'm sorry, I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty.

[@waffle3632]

melody is the first vtuber I seen with proactive RGB in her hair

[@14dcook]

Mel: the most lovable weirdo in the world.

[@J.Moore1172]

*Watches anything involving Projekt melody* i probably should lock my door and get my headphones out.

[@drew_the_ghost6628]

"I like depravity, not deprivation" - Melody 2021

[@MSLBRAWL]

When I first found out about you Mel was your interview from Noble, it changed me so much

[@andrewchampion3268]

Confucius say: Good to meet girl in park. Better to park meat in girl

[@Blindy_Sama]

This was a great video to watch first thing in the morning a hilarious way to wake up.

[@jakesmith5728]

You don’t need to explain this one to us Melody, Hartvigen’s already got you covered

[@JuggerV95]

0:21 ah yes hubnihnih

[@Moleje1337]

A true pioneer of the modern age.

[@Rizdub]

1:29 my poor brain hole indeed Honestly, I can only imagine how my first understanding of vtubers would have been different if I was introduced through, say, Korone or Fubuki or even Nyanners. But yeah, having Melody be the first vtuber I remember hearing about definitely gave me some odd preconceived notions about the whole thing.

[@LitIeGhost]

4:37 nothing beats the dead space version of it...

[@RaxonXVI]

I love ya so much 🥰 ya always put a smile on my face and make my day thanks Mel 🥰

[@datjordanlp5226]

Don't ever turn away from your screen while watching this or you'll imagine other things than what's happening

[@salvadortoscano2534]

7:40 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS I was cackling

[@Chaos89P]

I think it's safe to say that Melody is the first VTuber I've heard of, mainly because of how mad she was making ethots just by... being herself.

[@GloriousStalinium]

1:05 This Vtuber spittin. Some of my teachers really had no business calling some of the boys to the front as often as they did.

[@skwx]

I lost by clicking on this video

[@MWM499]

Go mix a gelling agent and a compatible volatile petrochemical (gasoline (petrol), kerosene or diesel fuel) until you get a sticky substance.

[@Jotolink]

"Projekt Melody, Protector of coomers everywhere" The true coomer lord'dess? lol

[@mordredpendragon1235]

6:27 You can see it from across the universe!

[@Idle_Idol]

6:27 mel: you can see my a** from 100 kilometers away literally every american: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@blacksheepwall79]

"You fucking pumpkin bitch" best line evar

[@BlackCatRedScarf]

8:53 - Oh... Melody got some knowledge in the medical field?

[@BlueLoveYT]

That auto insurance pun killed me

[@SirCuddlesWorth]

*""I like depravity, but not depriving yourself"* .... Same

[@solitare4602]

Deprivity?

[@cryogami]

I like all her models, but her first 3D version will stay my favorite, with her little 2D rough drawn model a hard second place!

[@brianmclain1955]

0:10 Melody don't do that! 😂

[@Jhori_hl]

at 2:03 all i could think was "prank em john"

[@radioactiveriver6718]

The only way Mel can prove her claims about her @ss is by showing it to us

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“Neon-Mel-Pog-Got-That-Voice-Crack-Pog”

[@MaxMXCrafter]

If I am going to ENJOY the nut, I must RESPECT the nut. Endure brothers.

[@scitechian]

I'm enjoying her not trying as hard to keep the high-pitched character voice "on" constantly.

[@isaiah5833]

0:00 Already off to a great start I see…

[@VikingFyre]

I can’t decide how I feel about the new design. On one hand it’s nice she’s 2D now, but on the other it’s a very busy design too. Idk I’m half awake

[@matorix003]

3:50 jokes on you cause I’m into that

[@TenzaTengoku]

Your Vtubing has evolved. When I first saw your channel, you were using the 3-d model.

[@FoxDog1080]

Her voice is the perfect amount of wavery

[@youngthinker1]

The title name's sake occurs at 7:03

[@devranyilmaz9806]

I’m not much of a fan of Vtubers nor am I simp, but goddamn, Mel is genuine and not afraid of making dirty jokes. People who seek laughs no matter how “out-of-line” the jokes are... They’re okay in my book. My money stays with me though. All she gets is a nod of approval.

[@argonigous6580]

3:37 WELL NOW. TH-THAT [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] LIKE A VERY [[opposite]] THING OF BIG SHOT TO [[speak]]