Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs / manbo-p

Japanese musician, manbo-p.
Vocal : GUMI
Music : Yoh Takahashi
【twitter】(Japanese): / takahashi_manbo
【instagram】 (English) : / manbop_takahashi
Illustration : Tsukasa Ryugu
【twitter】 : / manbou_ane
【Website】：manbo-p.com
【Manbo-p Store】：manbo-p.booth.pm/
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#vocaloid #ボーカロイド #manbop

[@manbo-p]

マンボウPです。僕の代表曲である「粘着系男子の15年ネチネチ」の小説版をこちらで無料連載中です！ぜひ読んでみてください！kakuyomu.jp/works/16816452219867217357

[@imdeaf8851]

Главный герой похож на меня

[@user-qh7yk3fb2n]

たまたま見たら17時間前？！

[@rninrnin]

読みます( ´ཫ`)読みます( ´ཫ`)絶対読みます( ´ཫ`)

[@alikhanzarubay5215]

can someone tell me the translation pleaseeeeeee

[@statz3697]

@@alikhanzarubay5215 I put in Google translate so it might be wrong but it said Sunfish P. The novel version of my representative song "Adhesive Boys' 15 Years Necinechi" is being serialized here for free! Please read it

[@viniciuspontaroloflorencio2937]

She: Will you marry me? He: Geometry Time

[@dayesdesigns7049]

he geometry timed the marriage in half

[@Megaswaglord]

@@dayesdesigns7049 he geometry timed the money after the divorce in half 🤣😢

[@Yellow_Beatle]

vinicius pontarolo florencio de faria смешно

[@NezoIsTaken]

*I NEED SOME PERSONAL SPACE FOR ME AND her*

[@BAIDEA]

@@Yellow_Beatle ГЕОМЕТРИ ТАЙМ

[@barnet285]

Child: How did you meet Mom? Dad: Geometry.

[@CRH-391]

"thanks dad." "no problem geometry time"

[@derwahreredi]

... Dash

[@akmalidham]

It's simply geometry my dear Watson

[@redefri9962]

hah!👌👍

[@joannamysluk8623]

"And you are the afterMATH of our relationship."

[@anhnguyenduy8903]

"The reason I got into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you" Mathematician rizz

[@P_I_G_G_A]

Even tho in this video the most basic geometry is used, this line goes hard af

[@panlis6243]

Not gonna lie. A rom-com/slice of life type of story about a dude who tries to solve every problem with geometry sounds like a pretty good idea for an anime

[@KarkatMaritime]

Я подумал точно так же.

[@redcowboys3167]

Not really geometry but "Science fell in love so I tried to prove it" kinda follows what you want.

[@user-qb3gm4pu2m]

Its so funny for real

[@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg]

mangakas, start making notes

[@alysiannnn8274]

​@@redcowboys3167loved that manga, it's essentially two math majors rizzing each other up

[@limitless_j]

"The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you" That shit hit different

[@lopezcamry]

I'm using this to review for my midterm

[@justinodonnell4393]

This hit in a perpendicular line to my heart

[@lemonaides3434]

Yeah felt that😂

[@chonkycat9224]

*Pick up lines for people who like math-*

[@69mviewsnt]

that shit gives me butterflies tho

[@thecatalyst473]

“Ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of cake” I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

[@oddhuman5801]

The Catalyst more likes for you

[@eluclid]

Everytime i look at his comment it makes me chuckle

[@tsuumiki-tc6fi]

こにちわ🙃😒😒

[@Mewongus]

@@tsuumiki-tc6fi こんにちは

[@myluciusdemon]

So u mean that ur chubby?

[@paralosity9234]

Can’t believe our maths teacher actually showed us this 😭😭💀

[@gardenagnostic]

lucky!

[@blakksheep736]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@omegadadragon]

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

[@user-ov4op3fz9g]

「ケーキがぐちゃぐちゃだから」てことをわざわざ歌詞に入れることで全く乙女心分かってないこと表現するの好きなんだなぁ

[@bea_chan]

説明する？

[@user-mv8ro3zf2n]

作図しよう

[@wow-cn2ed]

him: **eats 80% of the cake** also him: ThE pErfect giFt

[@donce1310]

This is definitely me

[@geometryxii4792]

Eat 95% cake

[@DogeSargeant]

Me an intellectual: *eats 101% of the cake*

[@reaper_playz1163]

DogeMuch actually quantum law forbids this

[@ankat6756]

@@reaper_playz1163 but hunger allows it

[@petermarsella6537]

Cooking Recipe: cut the onion in half Him: *G E O M E T R Y TIME*

[@aygunlek3734]

Im mindblown. How to actually do this?

[@beam3932]

@@aygunlek3734 i'm sure there's a geometric construction for a bisctor of a circle

[@insanity4981]

@@aygunlek3734 with Tales's teorem

[@Cattoh]

Mark two points in the circle Grab a compass and do two circles each centered on its own side Then with a ruler draw a line that crosses straight from the intersecting points AND BAM! A PERFECT HALF CIRCLE! Squidward: Do it again, show your process

[@insanity4981]

@@Cattoh I think you can't pick 2 random points Edit: I was wrong,I searched for that solution and I found this; kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXjdkGqFmLpne68

[@user-ig9um2uc9o]

最後に告白して女の子がコンパス(丸を書く)拾って こちらこそ みたいな感じなのほんと好き

[@Are3.14]

As someone who got romantic relationships destroyed because of liking physics, geometry, math, microbiology and chemistry, i can say this song is truly awesome

[@user-shashaaa]

🥺

[@user-kw8vt2dt1d]

What exactly happened?

[@guerun]

✊😔

[@floppysquid2036]

@@user-kw8vt2dt1d blud got hit with the L + ratio + no maidens

[@omdano6432]

@@floppysquid2036 Linear + golden ratio + maidens of a null quant

[@axehew]

I love how he messed up the cake and immediately tried erasing his whole childhood

[@sarahmellinger8125]

I mean do you expect math man to have social skills

[@ashar2706]

I think its cause, she left disappointed

[@PillarofWind]

hahahaha

[@weirdoscreation]

@@sarahmellinger8125 for real :/

[@enanan6458]

Man I would too If that happened to me

[@somebodyimnot6193]

Parents get divorced The lawyers be like: *GEOMETRY TIME*

[@thedirtyratboi8538]

Nice

[@mechatech9897]

I won't let that happen! Differentiating divorce.... Closed integration of love. Perpendicular bisection of divorce papers. Done! A loving couple has been saved.

[@smugqing5164]

@@mechatech9897 Genius

[@bobasaursquared1633]

SomebodyImNot pog

[@diaxola]

"Make a line in the child to cut it in the half... and... of fuck"

[@user-vo8ty4mn2k]

数学試験の途中で解く方法を知る問題が全くなくて悩んでいたが、この歌が浮かび上がったおかげで作図問題全部正解で解けた問題がカバーされて間もなく無事通過したのでありがとうございます

[@user-ps5be4ux1e]

わかる！！ともよ！！

[@110nituuhousunnzo]

今度使う予定です

[@user-dn8bd2ts6h]

受かったのですか？もし亡くなったのであればご冥福をお祈りします。

[@emanuelstornello8009]

*Geometry time!*

[@user-ex5ju7fw4e]

なぜ亡くなったことにした？

[@sugokuhigasi]

"丸を書く"道具であるコンパスを差し出すの、マジで天才の発想だと思う

[@user-ou7zf1pm5b]

どうゆうことですか？

[@sugokuhigasi]

@@user-ou7zf1pm5b最後らへんの「好きだと言った」に対して、「答えは1つ」でコンパスを差し出す →告白にOKの返事 という解釈です(あくまでも私の) めちゃ洒落てて好きだなという⋯⋯

[@user-bz3sh5os3g]

その解釈めっちゃ好き

[@user-ou7zf1pm5b]

@@sugokuhigasi あー、そうゆうことですか！めっちゃ納得です。

[@NN-ex4hc]

最高の解釈

[@zacks_wack]

"ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of it myself" Omg I can't

[@greenpanda575]

Turtle Boi200 lol

[@ms.violet7930]

And with the expressions facr he made😂

[@chrishansen1842]

_"She offered half but I already ate 80% of it so I'm good."_ **insert guy looking at butterfly meme** Me: Is this a Chad?

[@user-cy1bk3eg5u]

Heh

[@WildHeart378]

This man has the same seduction level as mine

[@beDongbebong]

Kid: "how was i born, dad?" "use a compass to draw a circle centered on her"

[@b-o-n-j-o-u-r]

This comment is criminally underrated

[@ririnfox]

Omfg 💀

[@Kane_1995]

69 Nice

[@idefkicabti4141]

*Sighs** ight had enough of internet for now

[@andresvalera1430]

"First you use a compass to draw a circle centered on a spermatozoid"

[@user-xu8jf1pn3w]

答えが女の子の髪飾りについてる「三角」でも「バツ」でもなく「マル」なのが最高にエモい

[@user-oj8lt5sn1l]

めっちゃ昔のコメントに返信するのもアレだけど最後にコンパスを差し出す行為が丸を描くコンパスだからこそYESっていう答えになるのかぁって一人で余韻に浸ってた

[@user-mv2ez1bt3k]

@@user-oj8lt5sn1l全然関係なくて申し訳ないんやけど、まだ聴いてる人居たんだと思って嬉しくなった()

[@user-js1yb6vp8t]

@@user-mv2ez1bt3k もっと関係ないワイが北まだ聞いてるやで

[@kaidearc8159]

the one time where a childhood friend won

[@fantasticnipples8423]

Her: "Talk dirty to me." Him: "Your legs are spread in an obtuse angle at 103°"

[@vutranoannguyen885]

It would be 180° :D

[@fantasticnipples8423]

@@vutranoannguyen885 No. No matter how hard you try, unless you're flexible, your legs will never bend into a straight line when spread. Besides, it's sex, not yoga, no need to rip yourself in half

[@chiriruz1260]

sexually and mathematically roasted

[@reddemon3403]

Cherille Gachaz 😂

[@brandonclarke436]

I just found the perpendicular line of our parallel waists 😩😩😩😩

[@sheepyweepyohsocreepy]

you: today is her birthday me, an intellectual: today is the day she was born

[@carbonly4154]

and yesterday was the day before she was born

[@Weiss3r]

@@carbonly4154 and tomorrow is the day after she was born

[@potato8300]

shep Actually, this video was published in February 20th. Yes, I know it depends. So in your case, it would be October 21th, so it’s NOT her birthday today.

[@Milkenm]

if today is the day she was born, it means she is 0yrs old, which means fbi

[@pikoo0302]

That's even better ! More people to the GEOMETRY TIME !!

[@user-in3cw4uu5b]

最後の君への最短距離を見つけるためだったんだっていう 一途で純粋な思いが好き

[@potatoman79]

この曲なぜか半年に一回おススメに出てきてそのたびに見るけど 毎回　最初カオスだな～って思って最後泣くの何なんだろう 年中行事みたいになってる

[@kirisunayay548]

So this what japanese people use to show students how symmetry is done

[@aditijoshi7850]

Kirisuna Yay this comment is so damn underrated 😂 I’m dying rn Edit: Wait, you just posted this yesterday. Makes sense why it has less likes.

[@rotten6253]

Damn no wonder there grades are so good

[@ExAltioras]

-death the kid has entered the chat-

[@Jerry_licious]

Apparently superior to how many other countries do it.

[@jonathanlionel8745]

True im from japan and my teacher show this to the class

[@aknowleadge4787]

My mom said everyone had a beautiful side I guess I’m a circle.

[@dandelionfieldss]

That means you have infinite positive sides!

[@riccipeasy]

@@dandelionfieldss such a positive thinker

[@eliezioneto8054]

@@riccipeasy that's his mom with a fake account

[@SunshineRey]

You’re not a circle, you’re a sphere, cause no matter where we look, you always look nice.

[@eliezioneto8054]

@@SunshineRey now that's just his mom

[@longforari]

Imagine a guy eats most of the cake he got you, destroys the only piece he had left for you and because you were sad about it he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids then randomly jumps out a bush and tells you he loves you. This romance is kind of a horror movie from the girl's perspective.

[@maalikserebryakov]

He has a decent face so its not a horror at all it’s all looks bro I must now meditate to cope with this most unfortunate remembrance of the brutal blackpill

[@zappy2073]

@@maalikserebryakov jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[@putrievonyhabibah_kimia7191]

It's because they're childhood friend so they knew each other character and also already like each other maybe?

[@PadaV4]

Imagine your childhood friend who you like, being a dumb*ss and destroying the piece of cake you wanted to eat together with him. Which makes you leave him alone in disappointment. And than because your relationship isn't going very well in his eyes, in grief he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids, which you see and take off running and crying(because you like him), and than he runs after you, to find and comfort you and declare his love for you and you forgive him for being a dumb*ss because you actually like him. If ripping up a photo and destroying a cake is horror to you than you are living a super sheltered life.

[@maalikserebryakov]

@@PadaV4lmao *guy eats cake he gave* girl: *drops to the floor and throws her hands up to the heavens and wails in anguish*

[@Cartoonari]

Unironically showed this to my geometry teacher who showed it to all his classes 😭

[@purpleimpostor575]

Me trying to draw straight lines: 〰️ My teacher: ➖

[@kawaiiamarii2240]

One time my teacher drew a perfect circle on the whiteboard. I was beyond amazed

[@noah7026]

Kinda sus

[@noah7026]

@sayritsu I'm calling EM

[@build-a-bearfrogewiththesp2900]

must be why I'm not straight

[@ferusikach07]

I have silinder and minus on my glases 👁️w👁️ that's why

[@leewen9418]

Me and my brother fighting over the last slice of pizza: Mom: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

[@notagachachannel4508]

And then we ruined pizza.

[@user-ch8oj5hz2d]

It's easy like a paramahamolger

[@Kyriakos703]

"Star flatinum" Reading that name was a *golden experience*

[@helsreach8954]

Me an intellectual: 🍕⬇

[@pineapples7194]

Star Flatinum ah shit.. here we go again

[@toasst_.]

This unironically helped me learn math better than school

[@user-js1yb6vp8t]

主人公は数学が好きだから運動神経はそこそこなのか多分女の子は運動が得意、だから追いつけなかったし筋肉の力で壁を壊したのか

[@covertboat3876]

"The reason I got into mathematics is so I could find the shortest distance to you" im crying

[@SaikuriNns]

Yes

[@luna_yu7484]

269 likes if you dare ruin this i will.... do nothing honestly IDC just NOICE

[@x-lord0000]

This is golden

[@moondragon2502]

I'm crying too

[@20.samuderabagas57]

basically me lol

[@dudeman4514]

"The only reason i got into math was so i could find the shortest distance to you" I seriously wanna use this pickup line but i suck at math

[@mamozanettin]

I seriously wanna use it but I have others that take priority

[@sleepybutter9549]

I am sort of good at math so I guess I could use it. But I'd probably stutter before even saying the second word.

[@itsme8049]

Im good at math but I think it is so embarrassing.... and in fact, finding the shortest distance for 2 points doesn't need to learn math at all. Just draw a line that connects those 2 points.

[@Alex-xp8wl]

Well maybe just change it to "The only reason i try geometry is to find the shortest distance to you"

[@FPSGuy100]

Bruh just take the derivative, it’s easy

[@user-odsn]

気づいたら海外を中心にバズってていつの間にか2000万回再生が目前でビビった 懐かしいのに今聞いても心に響く最高の曲だ…

[@KAITOgarerian]

ボカロで覚える書下ろしなのに恋愛ソングかつネタを入れるの個性出ててすこ

[@lytea5787]

“Damn girl that a fine diamond shaped earring lemme do some math on it”

[@officialchickenn]

xd

[@LucyDawg]

It’s at 69. must. not. like

[@deviltriggers]

Lucy Dawg its at 70, you can like now ;^)

[@LucyDawg]

s e e s a w e f f e c t not nice

[@deviltriggers]

Lucy Dawg *get rekt epic troll xd lmao ur mum gay hahaha*

[@CroqueNWO]

"The only reason I got into math was to find the shortest distance to you" Every nerd now has a godlike pickup line holy shit this is good

[@bonusducks2.03]

i got another pickup line for you. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I'm bad at everything.

[@fayolbien8889]

Even Gravity will not discover, I will still fall for you.

[@RancidKari]

@@fayolbien8889 god tier shit bro

[@rabidporcupine0]

@@bonusducks2.03 *Winks with both eyes*

[@komishouko8740]

@@rabidporcupine0 its a bruh

[@kaimaylez2269]

This is such a masterpiece. I accidentally clicked on this video(my first vocaloid) but thoroughly enjoyed every second of it. Everything is so fun. He seems such a fun and hilarious friend. I love obvious chaos.? The music, the art, the characters and the M A T H I'm definitely gonna rewatch it a lot

[@mangoloverr]

ive rewatched it too much now but its soo good🥲😿

[@TZMYT]

bros got that ultimate rizz he rlly said "the reason I got into mathematics was so i could find the shortest way to you"

[@hayato.-7253]

Friend: Hey can you give some advice on how to get a BF/Gf? Me: Yeah, *Geometry*

[@zayoku6424]

@@NotMironix lmao

[@lusimrev]

@@NotMironix lmfao great steps great steps

[@onurucar2995]

GENSHIN IMPACT

[@zayoku6424]

@@onurucar2995 pft lmao

[@onurucar2995]

@@zayoku6424 lmao to you having no gf LMAAOO

[@histerya]

pov: you took the phrase "what you learn in school will serve you in the future" very seriously by applying math in any situation in your daily life

[@ryanrydander1595]

As weird as it sounds, I find applying math where it isn't necessary to be somewhat relaxing

[@hu3bman]

LMEO

[@kittenmimi5326]

He can do it just he did it the wrong way around... should have used his skills to find the perfect gift for her... like yk a geometric item in maybe a perfectly symmetrical box

[@alcejaylos.4257]

@@ryanrydander1595 Well, yeah, maybe 'cause it's never wrong

[@TheOne-jm6tg]

Well if he takes it seriously, in math there is a thing called “optimal stopping point” so theoretically he should apply that to his relationship and seek other girls to compare to determines his “optimal stopping point”

[@user-gn3wx2sv9e]

歌詞の中に、僕の数学力をペガサスとすると、 君はさしずめ粘液を放つ可愛い虫ってあるけど 褒めてんのか貶してんのかどっちだよって笑って しまったw恋をすると馬鹿になるのはホントでしたw

[@_kurumi_chan__]

えわかるw

[@user-gn3wx2sv9e]

@@_kurumi_chan__ 理解者がいたぜ………

[@Brunoki22]

I gotta give whoever made the subtitles some special credits. They match the video perfectly! I almost couldn't even tell they were youtube subs all along!

[@sisamkhanal8232]

the fact that the handsome kid's face is literally has golden ratio is just hilarious

[@BuddinGHP]

Ball Breaker.

[@no-112]

@@BuddinGHP I am extremely glad I'm not the only one who thought of this lmao

[@PotyGames]

@@BuddinGHP lol i tough the same

[@d4_kun567]

Lesson 5

[@hp640.]

@@d4_kun567 jojo fan spotted

[@mizilix3648]

"Dad, why is my sister named Rose?" "Because, your mom like roses, son" "Thanks, Dad!" "You're welcome *Geometry Time* "

[@lman2710]

Learn some english please

[@paolahernandez1752]

L man dude just enjoy the joke

[@chrishansen1842]

@@lman2710 he was correct though? He was just missing a single s far as I know. What's the deal?

[@user-sj9gz7pr3l]

Chris Hansen he wasn’t though, the whole thing was full of spelling and grammar mistakes 😅

[@mizilix3648]

@@lman2710 what kind of mistake did I do?

[@chocoweida]

I love this song mv so much, like i love the fact that the color scheme for the entire thing is in cool colors, like pretty much the only non-cold color is the one red pen shown in like one scene in the climax, i also love the fact that you can understand the entire concept of the song just by the art on the video(though some lines like when the protagonist compares his math skills to the girls with animals might not be that understandable) and also the fact that in the cool colors in the mv,the blue is the main one,probably because both the protagonist and the girl hair is blue, just a different shade, and also one small thing is the fact that you can clearly see the protagonist and girl personality just by their designs/poses really shows what character design+poses can do. Conclusion: i would watch a series with this same color scheme+art style even if it was the worst series ever put into this galaxy.

[@yakky8744]

彼女強すぎて草

[@bisexual_bicycle8719]

"Dad can you help me with home-" "GEOMETRY TIME!"

[@arielwagner3477]

SAKUZUDA!

[@Mihiara]

After a hour of dad's calculations he finally had to say ,that he had issues with geography - not geometry...

[@cheesegrated7893]

@@Mihiara He is gonna solve geography with geometry

[@user-xj4wd1ye7q]

_yes_

[@prayformeplease]

TIME TO CUT THE HOUSE

[@MT--ug5ji]

Normal people flirting: You look cute. The guy in the video flirting: W H A T B E A U T I F U L L Y S H A P E D E A R R I N G S

[@MT--ug5ji]

Netheryk The girl seemed very disturbed by it tho- but I’m not saying you’re wrong,your interpretation is fine with me

[@austintan9265]

Netheryk I think y’all are both right, It is indeed a smart compliment to praise her taste and all at first, but the guy continued to praise ONLY the earring by saying how it is such a “perfect” shape. The flirt basically diverged from her to the earring.

[@miumiu39]

@@jakubpluhar4914 Ok but if a person walked up to you and said "Nice earrings look at their diamond shape with the parallel sides and the perpediculars bisect each other" you would be creeped out too!

[@real_guy3630]

GEOMETRY TIME

[@elcaliguladelplata3798]

28 574B VV0UND5

[@naterhythm]

...then i got divorced... GEOMETRY TIME

[@user-bo7vj1il2o]

0:10のギター？の入りが格好良すぎる

[@dudamesh9541]

The real reason he ate 80% of the cake was he tried to cut the cake in half but ended up ruining the cake and he left only the best part for her.

[@lifeisanenigma213]

Aw :}> that’s a... nice way of thinking about it.

[@paper2222]

Life is an enigma bruh

[@NyancoreNekogriefer]

U saved that moment

[@foliebleue]

Is this true?

[@NyancoreNekogriefer]

@@foliebleue absolutely

[@humuhumu3069]

man, these song titles are starting to become light novel titles

[@akiferensenel7120]

Lol ı came here thinking the same shit xD

[@FishyFish223]

Its not “starting to become” if the video is 4 years old.

[@DEV-rw7eu]

"My wife is ghost" manga or music?

[@humuhumu3069]

@@DEV-rw7eu honestly, you could have told me they are both a song and a manga and i wouldn't even bat an eye

[@afterl3931]

same i click here just because that

[@JuuzouRCS]

This is the ultimate musical masterpiece that no composer can ever nor could ever hope to surpass. Just accept this truth and praise this glorious piece! Edit: This actually made me cry after finishing watching it...

[@metactal]

...what

[@e.c.h.o._]

the emotional damage scales with number of past traumas and with that conclusion I can say it's same for me

[@06faisolsehbakor34]

I also cry while watching this too.

[@tqnmayy]

This song is really good but there are many other Japanese music as good as this one or even better.

[@tqnmayy]

What made you cry though? There's nothing really sad going on but just cute lil story of a couple.

[@IgnisToast69]

I love when he said "It's Geometry Time!" And then Geometried all over the place

[@cat000]

literally

[@MGR_enjoyer]

Lol

[@thatoneguy9780]

The childhood friend is temporary but *math* is *eternal*

[@thatoneguy9780]

Eternal because of *you*

[@swiss_cheese_0167]

@@thatoneguy9780 cringe

[@thatoneguy9780]

@@swiss_cheese_0167 you were probably more cringe when you were 5

[@kyryzard]

yes, the mental abuse to humans is everlasting

[@creationterminator]

@@thatoneguy9780 it's indeed cringe, your reply on this comment

[@katie1925]

Plot twist: he only wanted the earings

[@genocider9782]

I mean, they are pretty🤷

[@andresmonroy5108]

Thanos: Hay 2 gemas mas en la Tierra, mis niños vayan por ellas. Las gemas: Somos figuras perfectas ^-^

[@lacucaracha1447]

Plot twist: she only wanted his compass

[@3_ormorecharacters]

i stand for both these theories

[@dumbkid4ever224]

and the hair pin

[@c0rrupt.1nk_]

whenever i have a problem in life i'll shout "geometry time" from now on

[@LittleBlackKittyCat]

How my teachers expects me to use maths

[@RealCalamity]

LMAO TRUE LMAO

[@secondaryproductions9770]

"Draws a lot of measurements just to cut the picture in half" *Outstanding move.*

[@YugenOfficial]

Yeah thats how geometric construction works you imbecile

[@passcraft1]

@@YugenOfficial ah yes the perfect straight line impeccable

[@aqua4089]

_Yugen I think he meant he could just fold it in half to cut it, as it’s a picture and not an unfoldable 2D plane

[@fangk.7367]

@@aqua4089 yes but where's the fun in that?

[@ssj4vegeta238]

i almost ruined the 666

[@ameliemaynard4217]

ok but can we appreciate whoever did the subtitles

[@arielwagner3477]

You aint wrong

[@bingitybong6518]

BIG

[@cyan39miku]

GEOMETRY TIME!

[@wakeywakey3129]

. *GEOMETRY* *T I M E*

[@migmigeviota2109]

Thank you for the subtitles, Amelie Maynard!

[@whatthepick]

When Math almost ruins and saves your life countless times!

[@Honeylemon27514]

Euclid: I fucking proud of you son!!

[@mon-jp8jt]

I thought this was gonna be deep, cute and symbolic, but instead *I got math*

[@indiranarayan9576]

*Where's the problem*

[@kendall.111.]

Is that a bad thing?

[@alextheboyzander8039]

you technically got both

[@rmaula3222]

Its a win win

[@chrishansen1842]

You got this backwards and are somehow still wrong.

[@ziggytheassassin5835]

Stalin: so how we gonna divide Poland Hitler: geometry time

[@apalahartisebuahnama7684]

Stalin : and i thought you're a former artist

[@apalahartisebuahnama7684]

@Phương Nguyễn Molotov : "This german fascist had already insulted us, do you sure to make any agreement with them, comrade ?" Stalin : "Sure, what could go possibly wrong"

[@Megaswaglord]

OMG XDD

[@cyberia7593]

Geometry time zaraz ci zrobię na ryju

[@HoradeFidges]

The German Geometry is the best in the world!

[@loleczek4014]

after 3 years im comming back here just to tell that this song give me motivation to learn math

[@loleczek4014]

20 likes dayum

[@randomaccount2448]

Hopefully I can use math to get anime girls

[@loleczek4014]

@@randomaccount2448 Anime girls irl are like 0 : something it is just a error who doesn't exist man

[@boomerangcowboy5801]

Same, turing love too

[@loleczek4014]

@@boomerangcowboy5801 yee bro

[@amira-zx6nz]

中学の時この曲聴いて出来るようになったからまじで助かった

[@maxwellmybeloved]

BRO THE PERSON WHO DID THE LYRICS ARE JUST PROFFESIONAL

[@call_me_m4k518]

Oj tak xD

[@victordominguez3363]

What does roponicchos mean?

[@someone-fd6pz]

@@victordominguez3363 i don't think it's a word in English as sometimes translation loses it's original meaning

[@victordominguez3363]

Vincent Loh :0

[@kiriagayosan7035]

You should check taringtajam if you think that's good

[@ahblyat4296]

Me and my brother fighting on a bag of chips Me: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

[@acekotana4425]

Pro tip: If you're sharing a lays chips bag with someone, split it in half and give them the upper part, this way you still get 100% of the ships and its only 99% air

[@ahblyat4296]

@@acekotana4425 lmao

[@arandomcake1805]

i would use it on my brother

[@coccinellecoccinelle3568]

🤣

[@mackenziechin3667]

Kotana_ "oh yeah, this is big brain time"

[@cammahas]

別れる時と仲直りする時の作図の仕方が同じなのなんか好きです

[@Someone-ov1ro]

One of the rare few not depressing Vocaloid songs out there

[@E4439Qv5]

Vocaloid: either cloyingly sweet or megabummer depressing. This song: *SAKAZU DA-!!*

[@milese1671]

What if you were crying on a bench but your best friend said *Geometry Time*

[@Megaswaglord]

Id laugh my ass of xdd

[@shimmeringsparkles9827]

"I'd rather calculate the acceleration, velocity, and displacement of my tears as they fall"

[@user-nu4sw3ut1o]

LOL MUST FEEL TOOO BAD

[@rayisokay8352]

i'd cry more

[@fluoriteaishiteiru7733]

Child: mom, how did you and dad meet? Mom: WAIT DON'T ASK THAT QUESTIO- Dad: **bursts in the room** *GEOMETRY TIME*

[@jenn_zaidd]

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA* I-- CAN'T-- HAHAHAHHHAHA

[@williamlangdon1132]

I can imagine that. For real.

[@-.-._---_--_._-]

Meet*

[@fluoriteaishiteiru7733]

@@-.-._---_--_._- a yess, thank youu!

[@mindzero1283]

ahhha

[@sharp_blade98]

顔面黄金比めっちゃ好き

[@user-in3qo9ti9j]

知らんかったわ。 人って5分もあれば笑いながらドキドキできるもんなのな 忙しいけどいい時間だったわ

[@kn-jt9dj]

I like how this guy uses the most elaborate ways to cut things in half

[@lacuna3693]

It's the only way

[@MouseGoat]

in perfect halfs! also love that its basically his only solution to every problem

[@kn-jt9dj]

@@MouseGoat You gotta find your girl? GEOMETRY TIME Some dude is stealing your chick? GEOMETRY TIME You need to share a piece of cake GEOMETRY TIME It's honestly why this is one of my favorites in my mixtape. No matter the situation, this guy always finds a way to solve it by using a compass

[@Metallicity]

@@kn-jt9dj Need to share that cake slice between three people? ORIGAMI TIME (seriously, trisecting an angle is impossible with the compass and straight edge from the video, but fairly simple in geometric construction by folding paper)

[@dandirasuandar2599]

@@Metallicity thats cake mate, not a paper 😂

[@3_ormorecharacters]

nobody's talking about how this guy has the golden ratio for a head lmao

[@mohdhairie3160]

hey he's got a birth defect dont laugh at him

[@monacatowa3824]

A Kirigiri Kyoko profile?

[@ladysssa6914]

Lol he's probably gyro's long lost brother

[@3_ormorecharacters]

@@monacatowa3824 A Monaca Towa profile?

[@monacatowa3824]

@@3_ormorecharacters yes. Love my profile. Love yours too

[@madmantheepic7278]

I never actually read the fcking lyrics, holy sht they're so good lmaoo

[@user-xo8qt9sg4l]

最後が 「答えは一つ」 で終わっててその時の絵で女子が拾ってるのがマルを描くためのコンパスってのが最高だわ

[@nikman1331]

5 minutes of this taught me more about geometry than 5 years of high school

[@John-bo9dg]

Ikr xD

[@warpear3330]

Most underrated comment.

[@nathancabiles796]

Lmaooo ikr

[@Harukaluin19]

@La vie est belle yeah I thought they where only 3 too???

[@animexsenpai4780]

Exactly

[@humonguschunggus-5304]

It would be an interesting concept for a romance anime where the protag isn't just an average high school kid but a math maniac trying to impress his crush with his math skills.

[@alvin5361]

yeah, that's probably interesting

[@cognetbenjami.1112]

It's my actual life

[@legrandluan]

@@cognetbenjami.1112 damn you're so cool

[@cognetbenjami.1112]

@@legrandluan i'm just a nerdy boy who crush on a beautifull woman and the only way i found to approch her, is proove I'm rly good in maths (but it's just work a little bit and it's not enough) So i think I'm not cool . Ps : i speak french sorry for mistake i try my best

[@legrandluan]

@@cognetbenjami.1112 Pff haha je suis française xD mais en tous cas, je t'espère le mieux du monde^^ (your Englishs pretty good btw)

[@kae_911]

MV凝ってて好き....

[@user-vr8sz8hi6k]

Переживала за них больше, чем за себя....

[@I7Team]

)

[@deadlierdust8316]

Это да....

[@user-xc1pe9rb1t]

согласна, каждый раз, когда пересматриваю, чувствую что-то непонятное..

[@babythestarsshinebright]

no one: him: ah yes, *_perpendicular b i s e c t o r_*

[@thefishgolder]

No one: Real life: Teachers: YoU nEeD tHiS fOr YoUr FuTuRe

[@monouwr]

Bruh kaede why you here 😂

[@kyrabambach2805]

Your username pains be beyond belief

[@pwwak]

Hey there kaede, other kokichi

[@babythestarsshinebright]

@@kyrabambach2805 trust me it pained me too

[@rjuice2832]

Found this song while searching "how to do geometry construction". Learned more here than my whole math class itself.

[@salariedcrane4798]

Same

[@subratsekharsahoo6340]

Oh boy...then you came to the right place🙂

[@Stelterna]

My friend is going into honors geometry next school year, so if she ever needs help…

[@saki.susaki]

My summer math class just started geometry construction and I was reminded of this video. So happy I first learned about this from here 😂

[@mi-chan5385]

totally the truth

[@user-sg2xc9lw2h]

中学数学の図形分野を習っとけば誰でも理解できる良曲()

[@AmeChan-cz6fd]

I think I learned more math in this then school

[@68m8rz]

how can a song make you laugh, cringe and cry so well all at the same time

[@ruthymariecleator9298]

Why cringe idk-

[@faesahl]

@@ruthymariecleator9298 Lmao the perfect golden ratio guy scared me

[@extramochi3513]

Ikr 😂 it made me cry but not cringe tho

[@anssa6163]

@@ruthymariecleator9298 i guess because its a song about geometry idk

[@catchy9665]

Ye lol

[@dynaheart]

Girls: boys hints are way more confusing Boys hints:

[@pedrou4233]

Xibo Balahueña meme correction! By saying boys hints are easy to understand and lurking boys hints at the bottom would imply that this video is easy to understand. It would instead the girl saying like boys are so easy to read

[@dynaheart]

I'm learning so much from this people XD

[@ocid1444]

All Meme correction correction correction! Don't correction a joke pls, cuz it will be ruined

[@yidhdudu4000]

@@pedrou4233 meme correction! Correcting a meme makes it less funny

[@coffee-ouji]

"Bitch, it's basic geometry" Her:....

[@mai117_09]

6年前は小学生だったから全然作図の意味がわかんなくてなんやこれ天才やんって思ったけど……うわっっそうだったんや……(´；ω；｀)

[@user-rj6rm4vw6x]

垂線でお別れしたのに、垂線でまた会いに行くの言葉にできないエモさがある

[@thetruenub]

This video is like Her: *wears diamond shaped earring* Him: it's geometry time.

[@pomlo222]

XD you’re right

[@user-mt6er2vq2b]

SORENA

[@cyrus6087]

M E E E E E S T A

[@majo6383]

(This now has 4 comments, you're welcome)

[@thetruenub]

@@majo6383 4?!!!

[@plaguedoc.7802]

Math teacher: You always hated Math. What Happend, that you started like geometry? Me: Some weird japanese video Teacher: Wha..? Me: *Geometry time*

[@alifizharulhaq3370]

Proceeds to cut the teacher right in the middle

[@alifizharulhaq3370]

Wha-

[@plaguedoc.7802]

Hey, that's a great idea

[@plaguedoc.7802]

I mean wha--

[@Ble4ker_Official]

Wha-

[@user-mimitya]

久しぶりに聴きにきたけどやっぱめっちゃ良い曲やん...

[@ss-ci8ge]

くっそ懐かしい

[@SakuraxStars]

“Did you study for your math test this week?” “Y e s"

[@user-rain30899]

*_Yes_*

[@ishan9178]

Lol

[@nabiha8880]

Y E S

[@yukislost]

*“Yes”* not “*Yes*”

[@sillinessEverywhere]

*nope*

[@translarrybutz]

I had this song stuck in my head during a maths test and got 97% I had activated geometry time

[@k0shie110]

That is so cool

[@samanthamcgregor8965]

congratulations! you have unlocked the "genius weeb" title

[@translarrybutz]

@@samanthamcgregor8965 its an honour

[@rahmanhakim944]

@@samanthamcgregor8965 I got 100% on the mid semester test because this song stucked on my head lmao

[@unluckyghxst-boy1857]

It's the power of GEOMETRY TIME

[@geometrylover6372]

"The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you" Me got into math was because I didn't use to have any friends: