Prostitutes give great roadside assistance

[@604116]

Now really, who else would be better at shaft service?

[@gyula6516]

Lol

[@badandy102]

She won't give you the shaft, she'll want you to give her the shaft. Unlike a dishonest mechanic.

[@hue008x]

Or universal joints.

[@NeverMetTheGuy]

@@hue008x - I'd expect the drug dealers to be better with a multitude of joints though...

[@tasteless7795]

Damn it, I was gonna say that

[@matthewmclaughlin9425]

Me: *Reads the title* My Brain: Damn I didnt know kimmy was a mechanic too.

[@t5tuned705]

Hahah XD

[@oilandsmoke386]

We both have different mind set I thought she “helped” him out

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

Matthew Mclaughlin honestly I thought it was another Kimmy story, too! 😂

[@ericp4573]

Hey watch your god damn mouth, Kimi was a stripper, not a prostitute

[@whatsthedilly3086]

Lewd negotiator ;)

[@thewanderingalbatross1061]

He said she was a sole proprietor with city miles haha this guy's a classic.

[@guidoluzzi66]

City miles. That’s such a great line. I use it myself

[@EdBolian]

KZbin told me that our videos would do better if we had more titles with the words "scam" or "prostitute" in them. Ask and you shall receive KZbin...ask and you shall receive.

[@LouisSubearth]

That also sounds like KZbin is playing the undercover cop trying to buy weed.

[@JK-g62]

Go figure, Ed! Its what the world runs on....scams and sex!

[@NitroBex]

We only need 10 more prostitute stories then we can have the “VINwiki calendar- prostitute swimsuit edition” - #BestMerchEver

[@JJDSTREAMS]

Bahhhaaaa that's horrible love the channel just found it y'alls story's are great awesome cars.

[@markfromtexas9810]

dEmOnItIzEd

[@larrylentini5688]

"Those were city miles..." heh

[@michaelhowell2326]

I'm digging this dudes tales. He definitely top 5 episode hosts.

[@afrosheenix]

Yeah his teenage truck shenaigans story is familiar to a lot of us in middle America. Maybe not the crazy details but getting chased.

[@Foghorn77]

Definitely! He has a great way of telling a story.

[@jjsmith9948]

He an absolutely captivating story teller! 😍

[@JDMJAMES]

Will definitely be waiting for more of his stories!

[@blairwilliams136]

Absolutely

[@Simon-oy7kf]

Parents: "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" Kid: "I want to be a Jedi" *Becomes homeless Jedi*

[@ae86hachi]

I really am dying to know how the guy earned that nickname

[@Mr_Roboto]

@@ae86hachi Step one - Don't have a home Step two - Use the force

[@mrfaade304]

Sam Use the force Luke*

[@Big_Trucks_and_Hemis]

@@ae86hachi probably some homeless guy walking around everywhere with one of those toy lightsabers 😂

[@christopher3848]

Hi eight-six, Christopher here. Homeless Jedi was known as such because he was young guy who wore a brown hooded robe that gave him the look of a Jedi.

[@ldodom]

Miss Diamond sounds like a rare soul. May the Spirit of God be with her and protect her.

[@andytaylor1588]

Amen.

[@embracethesuck1041]

Jesus had a soft spot for these people. If he could look past their profession so should I. Now tax collectors I may have to work on.

[@NIAtoolkit]

There's a homeless Jedi in every city

[@lancairw867]

NIAtoolkit or a Street Jesus type 😆

[@DumbledoreMcCracken]

Every Jedi is homeless. It is the way. Why would they have a home?

[@businessmail4929]

@@DumbledoreMcCracken home is where family is *alabama intensifies*

[@darkdays8004]

@@businessmail4929 no, home is where you make it. Everybody know that.

[@lancairw867]

Dark Days but did you know you can save $ by switching to Geico ? 😆

[@drlovejuice9388]

"...just destroyed everything.... But, I had some ratchet straps" YES. Always Yes

[@izzyplusplusplus1004]

Ratchet straps can help in just about any situation.

[@flooredford9350]

i had to ratchet strap the front axle in place on my 95 f150 after i broke the drivers side radius arm. worked mint

[@briandavis7811]

The old staple on shaft eh

[@supersnot4]

We use the hell out of ratchet straps for aircraft disassembly and part-out. They're seriously better than a lot of Boeing/Airbus tooling. Boss: I need you to remove a 747 landing gear set. Me: *gets a couple chainfalls, 5 clevises, 4 choke straps and about 10 ratchet straps.

[@NightRavenGSA01]

Ratchet straps and a jack-all... The jack-all, of course, is for when you really fuck up and need to knock out a few teeth to make the cover story believable

[@AmericanStig-3]

How the hell was this NOT a Rabbit story?

[@adamward566]

or kimmy

[@CodyUnderstorms]

Because, Rabbit would have serviced miss diamond, had himself a cigarette and called a tow truck.

[@mayorb]

Same

[@ryanwax3351]

@@CodyUnderstorms strong response!

[@thereal2scummy636]

Rabbit would have got her to drain his oil while he strapped the shaft up

[@speedmayhavebeenafactor9736]

With titles like this... I’m clicking.

[@twix2756]

wo....wouldnt you click anyways??? These comments are stupid.

[@expiredtacobelldiablosauce9003]

@@twix2756 :now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who Asked (Feat: Nobody Did) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

[@megapilot2000]

clickbait done right, straight to the point. video is about what the title says. no bs, so many youtubers can learn here, like DDE😂

[@mbfishing3807]

@@expiredtacobelldiablosauce9003 nice

[@kranze8739]

“Helped to fix my driveshaft” ... Yeah..

[@questy44]

It was flopping all over, fluids leaking...

[@kranze8739]

qSty- EHEHEHEHEH.

[@alexsanchez8406]

This man said civilian clothes I’m dying laughing

[@chrisd0427]

The way women dress today they need a uniform so you know they ain't just regular hoes.

[@VL1975]

That's what I'd call them too..

[@ifishyoufish8550]

"He drove a nissan patrol" shows photo of a 75 series toyota landcruiser

[@Shift0To0Drift]

It hurts

[@bigorsetomatoesauce6403]

Hahaha you had one job bucko 🤣 yeah nah shits funny

[@sammaskell612]

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@timtrinkle8716]

@@bigorsetomatoesauce6403 "Yeah Nah" spoken like a true blue Aussie. Thanks for the home sickness haha

[@justinallen9358]

Was looking for this comment, I nearly spat my lunch out when I saw the Troopy 🤣.

[@Biker_Gremling]

Me: Hey Ed! I have a car story for you! Ed: Not interested. Me: It involves a prostitute! Ed: TAKE THE CHAIR!

[@jamdc2000]

Using "I met a prostitute on my way to my ex-wife's working place" on the same sentence sounds sooo so bad...

[@napoliansolo7865]

I think she may have seen sweet Diamond talking to her going to be ex.

[@tj86xj]

Is that what we're calling it now? "Roadside assistance". 🤣

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Yes!

[@NewEraFitted89]

I wonder if AAA offers this lol

[@ShaneMatthews27]

"prostitutes can be roadside assistance" now put that on a shirt

[@elweasel2010]

Street Walkers always provide roadside assistance for a fee.

[@VINwiki]

Automotive assistance can come from some unlikely places!

[@mauriciomarianocarneiro]

Well when I worked in a shady part of the town I used to park always on the same place. every night leaving work some girls where happily working near my car. Month after month I used to say good night and wish the good worked and they wished me good rest, after some times after company parties I started to provide the with some leftovers that were plenty after come office parties. We never exchanged services but it was somehow warmth to have my car in such company.

[@wanilimbe]

Mauricio Mariano that shaft was probably reallly warm

[@manfredschmalbach9023]

@@mauriciomarianocarneiro When I commuted by train for a year I had a parking spot between "roadside assistance" mobile homes near the station - best spot to park savely. Neither the girls nor their pimps did want to have police around, so they looked after parked cars and avoided theft and broken in glass ....

[@chrisncars317]

“Prostitutes can be great road side assistance” 😂 great line

[@apocalypse92ia]

Chris Oliveras that needs to be on a t-shirt

[@guidoluzzi66]

Yes, they’re great at head. I mean using their heads during times of distress

[@6yjjk]

I love how this guy can separate the person from the profession. Wish that more of us would. Ask someone, anyone, "What do you do?" First word out of their mouth will be "I'm". It's ingrained into us.

[@carlosandleon]

well what Do you do?

[@funfun5656]

@@carlosandleon He dodges...clearly

[@guidoluzzi66]

@@funfun5656 if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball! How’d you figure out he plays dodge ball? Diamond was not good at dodging balls. I think that’s safe to say

[@funfun5656]

@@guidoluzzi66 Correct...Although when it came to dipping and ducking she was the best in town.

[@blairwilliams136]

This guy is a great story teller , love his personality.

[@joey69d]

"those were city miles". This just made it to my repertoire.

[@MrMaxyield]

This guy is a GREAT storyteller...!! More of him plz...

[@hiteshadhikari]

*Reads title* *Wait which site am i using*

[@andytaylor1588]

Yep. Like a shot of cold urine to the heart, until I realized that I'm working from home.

[@tomletlow1258]

I had a prostitute save my life. I was working out of town in Ventura CA. I was just not feeling well, had a fever and could hardly walk. I told my forman and he just played it off. He told me I was just f 'd up and to figure it out. Late that morning I made my way to the door of my motel room, opened it and looked around pondering my situation. That's when the prostitute walked by. She looked me in the face and said "dude your dying". She called a guy who does "collections" in the area. She told him which hospital to take me to. It turned out that I had MERSA and the infection had gotten into my bloodstream. I spent the next week in the hospital on 24hr IV antibiotics. When I got out my wife picked me up and I called the phone number she gave me before going to the hospital. She had packed up all my stuff and put it in a safe place for me till I got out. My wife was a little uneasy about the situation, but was also thankful.

[@LuckyCharms777]

Yikes! Mersa will unalive you. Normally people catch it in a hospital so I wonder if you got it from a recent patient or a medical worker. Maybe even caught it from your motel room.

[@everythingloud4068]

This is how people should be. He seems like a good guy.

[@kammer007]

One of the nicest stories I’ve heard in a long long time! Really like the way how it was told.

[@80rae]

YO the second you mentioned Jazzy J I knew you were a true Athenian. I haven't heard that name in years. This story reminds me so much of old Athens. Everyone is friendly, the drug dealers, sex workers, homeless folk...

[@TunerGuy_90]

If this guy came out with a audio book of his stories..I'd buy it in a heartbeat!

[@jaygill3037]

This dude is the amount of chill I aspire to be.

[@obs_community9517]

I got an oreillys ad right when he started saying go go boots best ad placement ever

[@v8tornado]

"She's in her civilian dress" - haaahaaaa

[@acrvids]

Alternate opening: "She was walking down the street holding my wheel chocks." Vinwiki music starts.

[@phoenixbecker3898]

Christopher is my fav story teller so far. y'all are great but this dudes a legend

[@thekydman01]

Damn man this guy is an amazing storyteller. Please have him on more. Up there with ed, jon, rob, casey and doug. Amazing

[@mihan2d]

Good grief, I'd happily listen to this guy retelling me every single day of his life!

[@arigda52]

This is the most Ed story not told by Ed.

[@Allocated_Brain]

This is the most Rabbit story not told by Rabbit.

[@randolphcirilo4800]

That was great! Loved the "city miles" comment.. Ha ha! This was a great story.. Between the story teller, his story and the jingle jangle of his silver.. This was awesome!

[@brianferreira4554]

Quote of the year!! “Prostitutes can be roadside assistance”

[@geetee2694]

So, she gave you a hand. Relieved you out of your predicament.

[@brads3104]

Kimmy 2: Shaft Attack

[@wrxzboost]

this was an awesome story! chris is a legitimately good dude.

[@TuddecBMW]

“Those were city miles” OMG 😂🤣

[@OscarWanDaLe]

I seriously thought this was a rabbit story

[@ElectronicMarine]

uhahahahah mee too!!!!

[@ZacharyCox]

same

[@jeffreyreardon7487]

Me too

[@dlgump]

The best part about this story, it shows that no matter what, people are inherintley good

[@evalonious]

Moral of the story? Just give Prostitutes and Drug Dealers a chance... 😅😂

[@Abby_Y_12]

I was really hoping it was about Kimmy.

[@theanomalous1401]

One of these days Paul Y. You have to believe that once she fulfills her " contractual obligation " to the great state of Georgia, the notion of a million breathless car fanatics just waiting to see her in all her extra-medium glory, will be hard to resist.

[@Grimmes12]

I was hoping it was Rabbit the one telling this story

[@Gregsheppo66]

Paul Y Kimplants in tha butt!

[@gravureind.lepage2156]

LOL !

[@thomassmith5548]

@@Grimmes12 or Ed

[@GarrettsGear]

Chris has got to be my new favorite story teller. What a good ol boy :)

[@Deckzwabber]

This guy is such a great story teller. I'm sure I could listen for hours, hearing about his trips to the grocery store or the gas station

[@redtorino]

Pretty cool story! A little kindness goes a long way.

[@davidtucker3729]

what an awesome story and I am glad you got the chance to pay it back to her in a nice way. Thanks for the story

[@bryanvanburg3962]

That's a hell of a story and awesome one at that. Keep em coming bro .

[@kerryL]

7:05 "As you'd say in the used car business, those were _city_ miles." LMAAOOOOOO

[@Brad772006]

Me - reads title Some jokes just write themselves.

[@imkickinganda]

I want to like this comment, but I can't, because you have exactly 69 likes.

[@likeaboss882]

This was way more wholesome than i expected. Good work

[@jjsmith9948]

Another fantastic episode! He can really tell a story!! More more more!

[@dizzy_foxx]

Always providing the best stories around. Thank you

[@Vampirebear13]

Moral of this story is Rule #1 for Life, ALWAYS BE KIND. Chris has built some credit with the "karma bank" for being a gentleman. :-)

[@louisbuckalew3443]

This is my new favorite Vin-Wiki-er

[@brodyalquist61]

3:58 “A known sole proprietor” 😂 killed me

[@cjolney]

Perhaps soul proprietor? Lol

[@arielhoshana5489]

"I had a prostitute give me roadside assistance by helping with my drive shaft"

[@MR_ii_5150]

"Those are city miles" Best line ever!

[@bdd1469]

Not judging a book by it's cover is a hard thing to do sometimes. From the piercings I would have guessed you may be a musical artist, but never would have thought you would be cool enough to own a diesel scout set up for over landing and rock crawling. Much respect...

[@albertomanzo5334]

“Homeless Jedi”...... no sir he is on his journey ave got sent to earth. One of the last ones

[@tombig4011]

Man I'm envious. That is one of my favorite vehicles. The fact that it is a factory diesel makes it stone cold cool.

[@brianhoward482]

“City miles” love that term 😆

[@tydondero16]

This guy Christopher has the absolute best stories please keep having him on.

[@saadatmani5726]

That's the Best video title on this channel Yet.

[@bjjsdshepard1]

Im glad that yall link the story tellers other stories in the bio

[@clintgliford9941]

Last time I was this early, Dustin was still on the sidelines! Long live Mischief.

[@wardawgt5896]

Dude, I totally agree! I knew once you began speaking that you were a great guy, you have a certain way about you that relaxes folks, Peace ✌️ to you brother, don’t ever change ✌️😎🇺🇸

[@Mods_o_joy]

"roadside assistance"

[@TheTmieBandit]

I love the respect this man has, he's got a golden soul

[@jeremytitensor3137]

I love how polite he was about talking to a prostitute 😂

[@napoliansolo7865]

In the real south people are very polite.

[@iandungan6196]

So glad we are getting more stories from Christopher love this guy!

[@saintsfan2210]

I have to say all of you are such amazing story teller's I feel like I am right next as it happens

[@jameshennings8090]

People are still people no matter where life has taken them. Kindness is free. Be kind to everyone, because you never know the difference you can make in someones life by one simple act of kindness.

[@guskipper1194]

You know now that you mention it, my drive shaft may need some adjustment.

[@1978garfield]

"Those were city miles." I am going to have to remember that as a diplomatic way to say "Rode hard and put away wet."

[@saucethebosss]

Rabbit is the undisputed GOAT on VinWiki but this newcomer is giving him a run for his money.

[@krusty1027]

this guys has the best stories

[@fulumukwevho4744]

She was a “Known sole proprietor” 😂😂😂😂

[@RiskyBRiskyB]

He is such a great story teller

[@j_mars_cars]

I love scouts. Awesome to see one with a diesel!

[@textrophyman]

Great story guy... Thanks for sharing it with us.

[@5710fpilot]

Hey I'm a diamond level AAA member too... literally! Lmao! Great message!

[@CarswithNash]

This guy has the best stories!!!

[@stripiervirus2863]

It finally occurred to me that he looks like earl from my name is earl

[@blackrifle556]

Not as much as Richard Rawlings

[@notyouraveragemechanic7376]

Chris is the best! Love all his stories and the way he tells them (IE)mannerisms and vocabulary.

[@GLHS592]

“Civilian clothes” cracked me up. This guy rivals Rabbit.

[@718Insomniac]

This was a good one!!! Vinwiki giving these soul ladies some good promo!

[@KalRandom]

Did you tell your, wife at the time, Dimond was very handy to have help with the caulks.

[@torqueamerican4319]

Good point WELL made !! People might be doing things we find abhorrent but they aren't necessarily bad people. Great video!

[@NitroBex]

We missed the best part of this story... Did diamond have butt implants?

[@safespacebear]

I'm sooo happy to hear you bought her dinner. I've dealt with these ladies on my travels for various reasons but rarely the most obvious reason. A lot of them seemed to like to help out doing things other than their profession. There's a good chance Diamond thought helping you with your truck as a treat. Still tho, that's solid service and glad you got her dinner later on

[@abramspearman9046]

“Service while you wait”

[@blue_lancer_es]

😂😂😂the title and the story parted ways fast. Great story man.

[@quentong17]

Top vinwiki story tellers: 1. Rob Pitts 2. Ed Bolian 3. Christopher Michaels If i didnt have to pick, it’ll be a 2 way tie between Rob & Ed

[@EmyrDerfel]

Jay Lamm (the Lemons guy) though.

[@Suth3rnHawaiian]

Mannnn this guy is awsome hes got that southern down to earth dont judge been around the block with great stories and just seems all around good ppl!!! And has some of the best stories!!