Protect Your Assets | Law & Order

[@jonathancineus6424]

She acted better than most people on this show who find out a loved one died. Real tears… it was about time.

[@Rofilme]

she was the wife of walter white in breaking bad

[@Kronos0999]

@@Rofilme Horrible then (her character), horrible now.

[@mutiletyra5011]

@@Kronos0999 😂😂😂💔

[@ednsav]

I'm always saying this! If I found out a family member died with no warning I would be inconsolable.

[@DarkenedAuras]

@@ednsav same...and the last thing I would've thought about was a stupid comic collection...man she was just trying to through a red herring

[@ariadnefrolich7243]

Turning your loved one's ashes into diamonds so you can wear them and keep them close is both very sweet and very morbid.

[@Fairfieldfencer]

Until you consider the possibility she could easily lose Larry down the drain when she's washing the dishes. That's not the burial at sea I'd want.

[@sammagny6548]

@@Fairfieldfencer When I told my fiancée I wanted to be turned into a diamond he said " So we can lose you!!" I died laughing

[@sapphireseptember]

Momento mori jewellery has been around for centuries, they used to use the hair of loved ones. :) I like the idea of being turned into a diamond though.

[@steviewonderstricycle840]

MORBIUS!!!

[@davidho9238]

Also very expensive.

[@mar-k7104]

It’s fair to assume the “fashion victim” hosts are pretty shallow people, but I have to give respect to the male host for immediately yelling cut and then putting himself between the camera man and victim when he continued to film

[@bigfrankfraser1391]

yeah, ive known fashion experts like that, they may acy shallow but they are very defensive of there integrity, hell my sister in law once refused to take a client because the client just wanted to spend money, my sister in law says "fashion isnt about price, but appearance, anyone can look good wearing a 5 dollar tshirt if they tried, people who only want to show off there money have no real taste, they just want to show off there wallets"

[@thatoneyokai5109]

I would have to agree solely on the fact that they spied on people for their tv show.

[@kungfudavie]

Skyler is probably putting it on like she didn’t the IRS

[@castbet9183]

I mean those fashion shows are always gonna be shallow kinda par for the course but yeah at least the male host has the basic decency to cut once the dead body came on

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

Be somebody who's broke into the industry but hasn't completely given up on his morals. They're still hanging around in the back of his head.

[@Tacobunny46]

Spoilers!!! The wife didn’t killed her husband. It was the husband’s friend, they were scheming to hide some money then divorce their wives so the women won’t get the money in the divorce. The victim backed out last minute, fearing that the husband would exposed their plans, the friend killed him while the wife was away at a school reunion.

[@joshifereverlark8605]

But how does that explain the wife buying the handcuffs and weapon used to kill him?

[@cutiepie80701629]

@@joshifereverlark8605 i haven't watched the episode, but i'm guessing the handcuffs were for Fun Time, and the sword for display. i have friends with a collection of swords on their walls, maybe it was similar to something from one of the comic books? (again, haven't watched the rest of the episode so it's all speculation)

[@RookieActor]

Well, here's to hoping her next marriage is better and not to, say...oh I don't know...a chemistry teacher that turns out to be a meth kingpin.🧊

[@lindsayrose26]

Ahh thankyou!

[@marycanary]

Did anybody catch the fact that the makeover tv show was supposed to be similar to that old fashion reality show entitled “what not to wear” on TLC or was I the only one.

[@Tatkitten]

As a person who has been on a fashion make over show (Trinny and Susanne), if know this. They person involved is already in the know before recording happens. It's a lot of staging and screening before hand because they have to be sure that you can handle someone commenting on your clothes, making fun of it (even lightly) and just generally want to do it. I had to act like I had just met Trinny, sitting on a bench and reading. The truth is, I was the last of twelve people being filmed in the same square, in a town I didn't live in and have never been in since that time. the only genuine thing about it, is you met the hosts for the first time. For me it was a fun time because I went into just wanting a fun experience (I'm a walking fashion disaster, still am) but I got picked because I was sociable and able to laugh at my own fashion horror picks.

[@TititoDeBologay]

I preferred Gok Wan. I knew tv reality was heavily edited,.but I didn't realised the volume in term of filming. Cheers for the insight.

[@joanie3452]

WHAT that's not the plot its the murder of her husband not the fashion segment.

[@Wynner3]

I'm pretty sure House Hunters and all of those realty reality shows are like that. I believe the "House Hunters" already own one of the homes shown on that show. I don't like the shows nearly that much now, but it's still fun to believe in them.

[@antclerfont8478]

Imagine your jewelry was made out of your grandmother. Now that's a crazy/sick and twisted type of creation.

[@sweetstormz]

It’s nice to hear about what goes on behind the scenes on these shows.

[@Supiel]

the wife was innocent btw

[@Liljewishboy]

She then moved to New Mexico married a chemistry teacher named Walt and lived happily ever after Edit: Kid Named Finger

[@Archaic_Youth]

Nah man, she divorced him

[@ckwind1971]

😂😂😂

[@ijustlikebees]

Lol!!

[@jasmorris1286]

LoL gold!

[@Theoneandonlyadammurphyryan]

I knew her but couldn't place her until I read this comment thanks

[@RSLindsay]

Soooo...let me get this straight. A woman decides to murder her husband over a comic book collection, and turn his cremated remains into a diamond pendant. To commit the murder, she locks her husband inside a dog cage, cuffs his wrist to the bars with pink handcuffs, and stabs him through the bars with a samurai sword. (And the body is discovered by a camera crew from a fashion makeover reality TV show)...Yeah, sounds like the kind of murder that might take place only in New York City!

[@sabrinaramirez4585]

i think i remember the actual case

[@ashoikieramsay8282]

No you’re incorrect .

[@aspenrebel]

Yeah, the usually stuff. So what's ur point?

[@RSLindsay]

@@aspenrebel No point to make -- except this is more like the kind of cockamamie murder scenario that they might depict on "CSI: New York" than on "Law & Order."

[@CC-si3cr]

@@aspenrebel usually = usual

[@HermioneSharman15]

Lupo stumbling on suitcases was low-key funny.

[@mikedawolf95]

Make’s the show feel more realistic

[@joanie3452]

Good touch.

[@CC-si3cr]

I did notice that too!

[@Backroad_Junkie]

I sometimes wonder if they were accidents on the set and they just kept that take in, cause it as different...

[@anyviolet]

1:38 "DId you see anything out of the ordinary?" "Just Mrs. DiNapoli's clothes" hahahaha

[@kylestubbs8867]

Granted, if they _did_ see anything beyond that, they wouldn’t have started filming.

[@therealopaartist]

That poor woman…image someone humiliating, murdering and robbing your husband over comic books.

[@sleepytimesounds2689]

She didn't kill him

[@therealopaartist]

@@sleepytimesounds2689 I know that.

[@TheBrownIsland]

@@sleepytimesounds2689 This comment is stating someone else did it.

[@chrisahearn789]

Not to mention that they only found his body because her friend thought she had terrible fashion sense and wanted to make a public spectacle out of it

[@jewel65]

They are art. Snobs just can't see it. Lol art is subjective

[@dickdastardly635]

Whoever writes these lines " Ever heard of the Gay Ghost " " Yes, he was cheerful ". So funny .

[@JYYB]

Gay back in the day meant Happy.

[@bumbledyke]

He sounds like John Mulaney

[@gourdguru]

@@JYYB if i recall correctly after the word gay started to be used in the way we do now colloquially, they changed the name to the Grim Ghost.

[@emiranda2491]

I thought he said was Gray Ghost....^^;

[@tradtke101]

Gay Ghost #112 is worth north of $5 million. It was banned and many copies destroyed because there is a homosexual kiss between him and his sidekick, Fabulous Phantom.

[@josephb.johnson8122]

This is it. The moment she truly became Skyler White.

[@priusbuffer]

I was looking for a comment like breaking bad

[@child8669]

@@priusbuffer same XD my mom was watching this episode like 2 minutes ago

[@CommanderNewton]

Skyler white yo

[@firemouse7540]

Bravo vince

[@a.jcheshiremen7822]

@@CommanderNewton*Vine boom*

[@David-ve5iq]

This is what Sheldon was worried would happen in the robbery episode of The Big Bang Theory.

[@marioboyd557]

Sheldons paranoia is legit

[@teodorusdikypermadi]

WoW for the love of god

[@CC-si3cr]

Sheldon envisioned pink handcuffs? I don't think so.

[@Diana45251]

@@CC-si3cr they mean the comic book collection

[@dmann5938]

Umm Big Bang Theory is WB, not NBC/Universal

[@qgde3rty8uiojh90]

That presenter duo for the makeover show is a very nice touch. I always like a show within a show. But only when it's done right. This L&O episode definitely does.

[@ElleMonzon]

The mock female presenter reminds me of Stacey London (who co-hosted “What not to Wear”)

[@lizzybee5025]

I think that's what they were going for. The other guy was definitely giving off "Clinton" vibes q

[@snowguylolhehe]

"My name is Skylar white, yo..... My husband is walter white.... yo."

[@sevengramrocks2746]

I like how the guy at the army navy surplus store had nothing to say about the “long enough to reach inside a dog cage” remark when shown the fucking samurai sword lmao

[@thehumanspider5203]

JESSE it is utterly crucial that we steal these comics and kill skylars new husband

[@dwoodstwin]

😭😭😭

[@David-ve5iq]

Breaking the law is bad and there needs to be order.

[@bethfaceplays]

I love how they act like a kitchen knife was too short to cut someone through the bars of a dog cage.....

[@gabrielas142]

it is…

[@meems4378]

I think it would be, no?

[@NoFirstNoLastName]

Anna Gunn is always a delight. I was surprised to see her here.

[@gorgomoth02]

The idea that in the Law & Order universe, the same dude that got nanny and single mom’s numbers runs a weapons shop is just incredible.

[@ponygon777]

The guy who sold the sword was also that weird guy who posed as a children's photographer to pick up chicks in that episode about the missing baby.

[@furiscafynn6275]

0:07 ... I actually... liked the outfit...

[@nerdyninjatemptress]

Honestly the female host of the show wasn’t dressed any more modestly than the victim’s wife.

[@TheMightyBosstone]

I have my son in a piece of jewelry i wear every day. He died on Jan 6, 2021 in the arms of my wife and I as he choked to death on his own blood. It was the most traumatic experience of my life, but I wear that pendant every day around my neck so that I never forget him. This reminded me of that I never knew you could make your loved ones into diamonds. thats nuts.

[@mijajajaja]

TV show people bust in and see the husband in the cage and yell "Hey! You can't wear that!!!"

[@alexisk360]

Skylar from Breaking Bad, Glenn from Superstore, AND the woman from OITNB, I love seeing talented actors in other projects

[@hirodachi]

wheres glenn?

[@handsoap3346]

@@hirodachi Jeff from superstore not Glenn

[@hirodachi]

@@handsoap3346 ohh thank you

[@nadiamccall4311]

i forgot about Natalie! How could I...she is in so many shows it seems. Very distinctive look, like a 90s model

[@nothing-nh9tm]

The show sounds like what not to wear .. the way they act was spot on😂

[@HeyItsBonnieBee]

they looked like the WNTW presentors, too!

[@maddiedoesntkno]

Give that woman a skunk stripe and cut eight inches off her height and she’s a dead ringer for Stacey London👀😂

[@amaryllis7482]

CUT! CUT! Yes, that is what happened

[@wowitsfriff]

the worst part is that i almost cried at her immediate reaction

[@dryb3301]

Why?? It was genuine. She didn't kill her husband

[@Rosawyn]

@@dryb3301 To be fair, the clip as presented here makes it look like she's guilty.

[@starlightdawn1402]

When someone sees the unlocked door of someone's house open, they go in naturally. Instead of standing back, calling for a response and calling for the cops.

[@hotcrazycatladyme168]

If you were going to someone's house and they were expecting you, then yes I would most certainly walk in assuming they left it open for me. You can't call the cops for every open door in the world. There aren't enough cops, lol.

[@auricstorm]

Also let's not forget... there could be a *dying* rather than *dead* body that could be saved if you entered the building Obviously in UK there's less chance of trigger-happy gun nuts, but I would prefer someone come in (making lots of noise "hey anyone here? Door was open") and check. You can always ring police while you're doing it

[@darkseid_of_luna]

5:46 lol anyone else notice the Coko Cola because they didn’t want to advertise Coca Cola 💀

[@tiffanyingram3444]

Lol

[@puckpuck88]

Wow they even got Stacy London's look/attitude down!...tho poor Clinton....lol

[@augustalavenderblue7353]

That's what I was going to say, they nailed Stacy 😂

[@PinkCerberus]

The wife used past tense when talking about her husband when she just saw he died. People don't do that until a few days, the brain doesn't make that correction right away, it has to learn. she also commented on the comic books. yes people do think of the small fight after the death of a loved one, but that's also later in the grieving process. the more likely thing she would think that her husband was killed in a house invasion robbery thing after seeing the comic book gone. so she would be more panicked and sad, not in a depression thinking of a small dumb fight.

[@Clorgisclorg]

None of that is remotely true. You’re slack understanding of psych is embarrassing

[@sws212]

Stuff like using past tense is more a real life behavior, not a TV scripted one. She might not grieve like a typical wife but people do grieve that way, even if it's just a minority and TV often skews probability. If it's probable, it's up for grabs as a narrative. If I remember correctly, she was just a weird person in general but no, she didn't kill her husband.

[@jayt9608]

@@sws212 Considering that this comic book collection occupied such a visible place on the home, and meant so much too him, and now to her since he has perished, I do not think that her notice of such a hugely significant detail to be improbable. It is not as if he were murdered in the foyer and she was casually strolling into an out of the way room and noticing an obscure yet valuable object missing. These should have been on prominent display at the very scene of the murder. It should also be noted that she comments on their absence but then starts crying again about her husband's death.

[@TheBrownIsland]

Once a person is dead, people use past.

[@jayt9608]

@@TheBrownIsland Not necessarily in the immediate aftermath. I have known many people who have died, and even with the body in the coffin just feet away, it is not uncommon to hear people refer to them doing things in the present or catch them checking the door for them. I think that her mind operates differently, and we see that in her later actions after his passing. It might be possible that she had some warning earlier that prepared her,but without evidence of her direct culpability, there is no reason to investigate her. Thus she becomes a woman whose behaviors and mental processes are off of the mean.

[@yoonginavy4967]

This was one of my favourite episodes ever!!

[@Dnp37]

What season is it

[@danowolf]

Imagine an alternate universe where you have the right to keep and bear Samurai swords instead of "arms". Would probably change the entire cc landscape.

[@JnEricsonx]

You'd have a LOT of kenjitsu teachers. As someone once said, in Enter the Dragon "Any bloody fool can pull a trigger." But if you're trained to draw and cut down a couple men in a second and a half....

[@Gogglesofkrome]

technically 'arms' refers to weapons of every kind, so by the spirit of the law, this would be the case. Whether or not it would stand in today's society which is oriented around media talking points and university dogma, would be another question entirely.

[@ravenshrike]

@@Gogglesofkrome Swords are legal to open carry in the majority of states.

[@xxwhispersxx2856]

I'd rather swords were the norm than guns. I can run from a sword, I can't run from a bullet.

[@Gogglesofkrome]

@@xxwhispersxx2856 swords are a lot more final than a gun. Someone skewers you with one of those, and that's it. There's really not much by way of surgery or repair that could be done to undo something like a giant metal knife carving you up

[@mattb.4411]

Anna Gunn is so good at playing unlikable characters.

[@NoFirstNoLastName]

🙄 wow…another Breaking Bad fan who needs to rewatch Season 2 Episode 1. Do me a favor, do that, and then ask yourself why the hell you hate Skylar and then watch Law and Order.

[@VergilDarkslayer]

@@NoFirstNoLastName well....her name is skyler white.Yooo Her husband is walter white.yooo Hhhah

[@shallow4645]

@@VergilDarkslayer lmfaoo

[@Galemor1]

@@NoFirstNoLastName I saw her on orange is the new black..

[@nadiamccall4311]

she seems messy no matter who she plays, not sure if that makes any sense. So tall and over the top and loud, she can play everything from a suburban mom to a slutty badly dressed lady who lunches

[@SakuraGurl808]

6:38 The way she described it sounds exactly like my mother and bffs lol

[@starpawsy]

"ever hear of the Gay Ghost?" "Yeah, he was cheerful" - a line worthy of Lenny Briscoe. LOL

[@quinipolito5165]

The most comical part of this whole thing is Ashcroft being sued for “misrepresenting closed end mutual funds”

[@travgames0113]

This case should've been a crossover episode with SVU.

[@ann5986]

0:52 oh yeah they were so much better than the victim 😂🙈. I sincerely appreciate the humour of the costume team in this episode. I don't think they knew how to dress these two more funny and kitschish, after all drama drama but we need a little laugh too.

[@bumbledyke]

He sounds like John Mulaney 😂

[@danthefan28]

9:17 Hang on a second... He was in that old episode of Law & Order with the missing baby!

[@CC-si3cr]

Law & Order was on for 20 years. You srsly think there was just one episode where a baby went missing??? Dude! Be more specific!

[@danthefan28]

@@CC-si3cr I just noticed how silly it was... This episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqeXk4p9gK6rqKc

[@jeniii97]

This definitely makes me want to rewatch the OG LAW AND ORDER. Ive mainly seen the SVU series

[@mariahdibben4066]

same

[@Rosawyn]

Finding a guy handcuffed inside a dog cage sounds more like an SVU thing, tbqh.

[@Fusemoree]

Am I the only one that likes to watch these clips before I go to sleep?

[@TheBatugan77]

Yes

[@Bonesph]

They are the ones that knock

[@q851230]

OH GOD,I forgot I have watch this till she show Lupo her first husband,She sent a part of David to the DA as a gift ,a pair of Diamond earring I think.

[@themammoth9051]

Merry christmas, fellow law and order binge watchers!

[@griff4184]

thanks!! merry christmas to you too!!

[@2kool234]

Merry Christmas to u also

[@CC-si3cr]

I am currently binge watching season 1. Only 5 more episodes to go!

[@nivekian]

Jeremy Sisto voiced Batman in a DC property, Justice League: New Frontier

[@wandachristian1884]

Can anyone tell me what happens in this episode? I can’t find anywhere to watch it, at least not without spending more money.

[@learntospellpeople]

someone explained above.

[@wandachristian1884]

@@learntospellpeople Thanks 😊

[@davidthompson8594]

Back in the day when most people thought reality TV was real.

[@Sunlowe]

6:40 Her description of how she dresses is weirdly accurate 7:09

[@burnlogic8407]

Loko Cola, gotta love the way these shows skirted around the major brands!

[@CC-si3cr]

You were staring @ that soda can HARD if you could tell the name of the soda.

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

*Coko Cola

[@KeithRingo]

So after this was all cleared up - skyler moved to new Mexico and met Walter

[@paulelliott4590]

Opening scene. Upset woman runs into her home, police detective tries to prevent her from seeing her dead husband and fails. My question is how can a woman in high heels out run a man in flat street shoes.

[@nightigal]

It's a super power for some women I swear.

[@fenriraldrek1022]

Gay Ghost is real and its a DC property. can't wait to see who plays him in that movie.

[@mr.d.572]

Pete Buttigieg?

[@midlandredux]

Why is it when someone murders someone in a house or apartment they always leave the door unlocked and unlatched?

[@mr.d.572]

I like this Law and Order line-up.

[@bentencho]

"Dressing your age" shouldn't be age dependent, but based on overall attractiveness. If you are good looking and with a good figure, keep dressing whatever you want. If you got it, flaunt it.

[@Requiem0139]

unless ur an adult and dress like a kid

[@CC-si3cr]

@@Requiem0139 like jojo siwa?

[@KasbashPlays]

8:13 - Ah so now we know how Big Boss got his gems made to form the Diamond Dogs.

[@robonaught]

When the dude said Johnny Thunder all I could think of was Johnny Thunder from the Lego Adventurers sets that first came out in 1998XD

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

lmao that cameraman wanted a close-up shot of her body wth XD Man though her tears were on point, excellent actor there.

[@ccggenius]

Damascus steel? Well, I suppose that there's substantial overlap between the people who'd buy that story and people who purchase machine stamped katanas from a pawn shop.

[@phillipcosentino37]

Was just saying that myself

[@christopherdean1326]

Thinking the same thing. No way is that a real hamon on the blade, and the "damascus" wasn't showing very well either....

[@YeseniaTheHedgehog]

1:55 that’s when you realize something’s wrong

[@phillipcosentino37]

If anyone ever tries to sell you a Damascus steel blade, they're most likely lying

[@friskjidjidoglu7415]

I can’t believe that “the WHOLE plate” guy is on Law and fucking Order

[@yuvimixoxo]

when they said "something sharp and long to fit in the cage" or something like that my first thought was katana- now look who got it right :)

[@gracieamazing2076]

Ripped from the headlines: David Carradine's strange death in Bangkok.

[@metal87power]

I think that was one of the quickest investigation ever.

[@FlamingLily]

Is there a single TV show where Anna Gunn plays a character with a nornal, healthy home life which doesn't end in tragedy?

[@danthefan28]

This didn't have my full attention until they mentioned that the comics books were stollen.

[@FullTimePatient37]

Spoilers...the episode is nuts 😂😂😂

[@FlatBoi]

plot twist: the victim was Ted, and Heisenberg finally got to him.

[@wpl955g9]

Did anyone else start singing the theme from Hello Larry when she showed them the ring? Or do I watch too much television?

[@chieludz]

now we just need saul goodman to be in law and order

[@thesasquatch5010]

ong

[@heynorty013]

Skylar White pre Walter!

[@tashhashimi9483]

Anna Gunn is awesome!!

[@ThatRandomChannelTRC]

Omg it’s the guy from Superstore!!!!

[@Colechamdiceman]

'It was locked up tight', lmaoooooooo Bruh, that cage couldn't hold a golden retriever, let alone a person

[@awseven1144]

Why does that little ‘white leather mini skirt with studs… phew!’ get me every time!

[@hexes5122]

4:06 this guy looks like he owns a bunch of Subarus

[@nicholastroxell8467]

Skyler just doesn't stop cheating on walt

[@doomoftheend]

Skyler's sad past :(

[@melindachapman8927]

what is the problem with the way she dresses some like to dress modestly and some don't and that's totally fine what was gonna happen if she didn't wanna do the show are they even allowed to say no

[@Qwasboy]

With Anna Gunn! I'm gonna rewatch this episode

[@Ig0rEname]

skylar defo got trauma after this and went to walt quick

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

“That is a dog cage right?“ Big Brain!

[@niabelizaire3596]

Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎁🎅🏿❄️⛄️🌲

[@ToomasKiisk]

Gee, I wonder why DC didn't stick with Gay Ghost...

[@joaopauloadlergomesdacosta282]

Maybe because he was cheerful...?

[@calvinallen3424]

@@joaopauloadlergomesdacosta282 Grim Ghost didn't just ring the same

[@JnEricsonx]

Well, they had the Grey Ghost on Batman TAS, voiced by Adam West I believe.

[@UpandSprout]

She has the worst luck with husband’s’ investments

[@andreapatane4204]

Safety first with money as everyone must know wisely and properly. Adolescents and dog cages don't mix.

[@ikhlaqkhan3261]

6:43 - that's true to a t.

[@mariyam9861]

6:30 the warden from ointb!! Love how her line delivery is the same

[@TheCoolProfessor]

For the record I love tacky clothes too! Gaudy people of the world unite!!

[@LanceGraveley]

Anna Gunn sure can pick her TV husbands.

[@MerchantIvoryfilms]

Poor Mrs. White....She can't catch a break with her husbands dying off.

[@andrewmeadows2596]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like you couldn't escape a dog cage.

[@theduke7539]

my only question is why did he show the cops the knife if she bought a sword? they really needed that extra 9 seconds?

[@mchllwoods]

Was that Skylar White (Anna Gunn) from Breaking Bad?😮❤

[@michellebattersby3243]

Jeeze my 👀👀were like...dog cage????

[@misstressglamourghoul_6663]

That’s pretty creative how they are making ashes into jewelry not to be disrespectful I wish should of that for my bf when he passed away

[@smoxthybweh]

💀💀💀 when????