I JUST S, OUT MY AH. BOOTED MY PC, CUZ I NEED NEED, TO GET THAT FORNITE BATTLE PASS. I LIKE FORNITE DID I MENTION FORNITE? I LIKE FORNITE. ITS NIGHTTIME. ACTUALLY FIVE O CLOCK SO ITS BASICALLY NIGHTTIME. DO YALL REMEMBER CARTOON NETWORK, ADVENTURE TIME?
@BeebGrondo8 ай бұрын
I just shit out my ass
@DaRealGamerBoi8 ай бұрын
I JuSt $#¡7 oUT My ASs
@EilidhsShortz19927 ай бұрын
I just ____ out my assss
@-Better_Luck_Next_Time7 ай бұрын
@@EilidhsShortz1992 BOOTED UP MY PC,
@Vico_Editz8 ай бұрын
People who just watched her acting like we were singing ⬇️
@tobypacquet39634 ай бұрын
100th LIKE
@SpaceNova103 ай бұрын
104th like lol
@jacevanarkel8883Ай бұрын
And then she responds saying "Beautiful singing"
@Emislayhehe1 Жыл бұрын
Me:………………… Her: such beautiful words 🎉
@ciannaarmstrong7798 Жыл бұрын
Same❤🎉
@Daniel-rd9ch Жыл бұрын
The PS5 will never leave you she will
@lewissuckling9 ай бұрын
dont choose the ps5 she will run it over just sell it
@harrisonmcgrath59489 ай бұрын
sherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@God_Gamer_Yt10011 ай бұрын
Her voice:❤️🩹🥰❤ My voice:☠️💀☠️👹👹👹👺😈
@troll_guy10 ай бұрын
POV: I made Dante sing PS5
@thegoldene99910 ай бұрын
same
@Owais4k6 ай бұрын
Don’t remind me 💀
@TICPlayzshorts5 ай бұрын
well i can kind of freestle
@YourAnimationBroАй бұрын
Autotune.
@scarlettdiscua93568 ай бұрын
People who didn’t even sing 🎤 👇🏻
@fatimatawfiq568 ай бұрын
Me😂
@0700_Hours7 ай бұрын
gang💪💪
@unsure696 ай бұрын
I can't but I can freestyle
@scarlettdiscua93566 ай бұрын
THANKS for all the likes
@Tandaraza5 ай бұрын
Lmao same
@Janyks11 ай бұрын
im getting battle pass flashbacks
@brokenpayphone11 ай бұрын
mine: Maybe we got a bit offtrack Might've been a little rash But I swear I'm calling back, you see I'm a sucker for your loving, addict to that toxin, call me baby and tomorrow it's haunted, I'm posting on my timeline, but I never once see your loving smile
@Alyssa-jr7nnАй бұрын
This is soo good whatttt
@salemxbowie254 ай бұрын
When the first thing that comes to my mind is LETS GOOO SAY YOU'RE READY FOR BATTLE 🎵🎶 iykyk
@user-ow7rw7jf9b10 ай бұрын
Can't you decide It's simple you just got a pimple for lyin' to meeee well good for me Got no time to cry Can't you see birds fly If you chose your ps5 well that's ok It's me or ps5 Cause I've had enough letting you play with my heart and mind So it me or ps5 ?? ( In a whispering voice) Did you like it guys ??
@user-oe8kb8xq1z10 ай бұрын
Yes I like it! It’s pretty good!:)
@toeisonicthecutebluehedgeh51610 ай бұрын
So get me out your basement before I cry
@annetteblack16207 ай бұрын
yessir
@flurp23167 ай бұрын
Nu
@Charlie_THE_Misandrist5 ай бұрын
i cringed as i read this
@Theonewhoasked01239 ай бұрын
Verse 2: I thought she was joking, but she looked dead serious She said it's either her or the console, this is getting tedious I tried to explain how much I wanted to play But she didn't want to hear it, she just walked away Chorus: Now I'm stuck here alone, with just my PS5 Gaming all day and night, just trying to stay alive I miss my girl, but I can't give up this console I hope she understands one day, and comes back to my console-loving soul
@JujuBennie8 ай бұрын
Underrated 😭
@SophiaVargas1238 ай бұрын
Nice I like it
@tim.m26 ай бұрын
its not that deep
@SophiaVargas1236 ай бұрын
@@tim.m2?
@0_0Gui5 ай бұрын
Here mine: shut up you lil bi-
@MR_Rabbits838_gameing11 ай бұрын
I'm sorry when I roasted her.
@ghalbertvargas9 ай бұрын
Can I hear the roast
@holdenmiller-willoughby-mo1fp9 ай бұрын
Do it again
@ghalbertvargas9 ай бұрын
Hello can I hear the roast
@fanofluxray8 ай бұрын
@@ghalbertvargasno
@glowkissedph97697 ай бұрын
I ultimately roaster by the last lyrics rat house
@_quandalepringle_ Жыл бұрын
Mine: why you making me decide, over a console or a human life, naw you backstabbed me with a knife CUZ IMMA BOUGHTAA PLAY FORKKNIFE Wow this is my second comment out of KZbin that has over 100 likes thanks
@iffathnaveed7526 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@estheruuleon99178 ай бұрын
I said " fortnight battle pass I just sh!t out my @ss"😂
@Football_Edits777778 ай бұрын
Lol
@annetteblack16207 ай бұрын
bro started rapping lol
@mssheilamckenziemckenzie25045 ай бұрын
I sang your lyrics, and I died of laughter
@Actingwithlouie Жыл бұрын
I'll take ur ps5 and ur 4 wheel drive, i'd take you for a ride but it seems you've declined
@That_Doge11 ай бұрын
DAM SPIT MORE BARS PLEASE!
@Yourdailyicedlatte10 ай бұрын
DAMNNNN BRO NAILED IT
@squidcrusher14859 ай бұрын
(credit me if you use these lyrics) I'm sorry I don't like you, I think we should split up You can't even go to Kroger without wearing makeup I'll take your PS5 and your 4 wheel drive, i'd take you for a ride but it seems you've declined. Please leave now, I don't more problems, if you don't leave, I'll throw you in a collum. I gotta go so I'll see you in hell, so go out with your girlfriend, does that ring a bell?
@voltpointss4 ай бұрын
@@squidcrusher1485 if i would date you i would be the one getting PLAYED
@GalicaVR11 ай бұрын
Packgod left the chat
@thegoldene99910 ай бұрын
idc
@Cupcake_0fficial1019 ай бұрын
@@thegoldene999wha-
@_Lyrical78 ай бұрын
ForTnItE BaTtLe PaSs 😂😂😂
@Random_Monk9995 ай бұрын
I can hear his angelic voice… make it stop… NOOOOOO…. FOrTNItE BATTLe PasS
@cfdafp2 ай бұрын
Its fall guys battlepass
@zer0_iz_d34d11 ай бұрын
Overwatch battle pass, I lost the race I came in last, booted up my ps4, cuz I need more levels on the Overwatch battle pass. I like Overwatch, did I mention Overwatch? I like Overwatch, it’s night time. I mean it’s 9 o clock that’s basically night time. Y’all remember Pokémon and Mr Mime?
@tonydsoy10 ай бұрын
good job m8
@Bobtherapper12908_8 ай бұрын
Here’s Mine: Ey Girl Ima Pick The PS5 beacuse obviously Your a fan girl that’s five and you use a filter to make you look adult so the ps5 is a better then chalk so I take the ps5 *mic drop*
@unnamedscribble5 ай бұрын
@@Bobtherapper12908_bro rhymed girl with itself
@chuuislovechuuislife18 күн бұрын
Who else can still hear Taehyun and Yeonjun’s majestic vocals 😭😍
@alexanderroxburgh6 ай бұрын
My verse: Ok I'm sorry i understand that I've been quite a jerk, but if we have a chat about it then maybe it'll work. You think that I'm obsessed with it but its really just a hobby. But it's like you putting makeup on so there's no to be bossy. Cuz I mean literally it takes you like an hour to get ready, you don't need a fancy dress you already look pretty but the point is I choose you I'll give it to my brother instead, so now that we're done with this I'm heading to bed 😴
@V01dbug1117 күн бұрын
Why is no one talking about how good this is
@alexanderroxburgh17 күн бұрын
@V01dbug11 appreciate it my dude
@planecommenter8 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH PS5!! THE PS5 WONT YELL AT ME FOR NO REASON, WONT STEAL MY FOOD, AND WONT CRY ALL THE TIME
@mymeIodyy3 ай бұрын
incel
@moai66179 ай бұрын
Me: Fortnite battle pass, I just sh1t out my a$$. I’m booting up my pc, cause I need, need, to get that Fortnite battle pass. I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite? I like Fortnite, it’s night time. I mean it’s five o’ clock, that’s basically nighttime. Y’all remember Cartoon Network, Adventure Time?
@UnoMan010 ай бұрын
"Its me or the ps5" a Boeing AH-64 Apache is currently set to your position
@ProfessionalNoLifer19 күн бұрын
We shittin out our ass with this one🗣️🔥🔥
@Lockyourphones11 ай бұрын
Never let them know your next move: just buy 2 so they can play on it together
@nwamakaegbeogu784610 ай бұрын
dumb
@Waffles20099 ай бұрын
Sounds like the best alternative
@soupdragon129 ай бұрын
Bro just buy another controller you don’t have to go to such extreme lengths.
@ramilbitangcor287911 ай бұрын
How it's my turn: Okay I pick the ps5, you can give all the rhymes, i need the ps5 so i can play every games. I rather pick ps5, like all the shooting stars everything i disappointed of legendary god of war i mean just the whole verse raps, thinking of just legendary type, nothing but ps5 i don't know if could pick the ps5 i should rather pick the ps5 in these vote just like the other people this is just vote i think something of ordinary songs, just an like fortnite battle pass i don't even need that i don't even play fortnite (Sorry for the edit)
@mymeIodyy3 ай бұрын
incel
@Madz_Jp4 ай бұрын
“Tell me which one of us is ur type” Ps5: Miles Morales or Spider-Man 2 😂
@Megagirus20003 ай бұрын
In the notepad Fates all written Cus Pandora didn’t listen Time will march in here with me THE SCREEN THE LAST YOU’LL EVER SEE
@AlexsLifeOfficial Жыл бұрын
Its Me or the oculus quest Tell me which you want to put on next.
@999Balls11 ай бұрын
The Oculus quest if i had one
@JorbyGames9 ай бұрын
Seems your decision’s mixed, so if it’s not me, then I’m also gonna run that over!
@markus12bayerl Жыл бұрын
I hava a ps5 but I still want an other ps5
@XQ_Mikey Жыл бұрын
Spoiled
@thecrow_real11 ай бұрын
@@XQ_Mikey fax
@Moyzztfn11 ай бұрын
Greedy
@Ideal_broccoli11 ай бұрын
Bro that’s not what the song means 💀
@AliMhate-yd8ll10 ай бұрын
Don't act like spoiled brat I have ps5 and I clean it every day I got 92.5% in exam so my dad gifted me. In 10th
@TICPlayzshorts5 ай бұрын
whoever freestyled is cool
@AmbientsonarVA2 ай бұрын
“Both” -master debater
@sparkgoodwithbusiness11 ай бұрын
I love it so much I made of my own duet
@fax..111 ай бұрын
Her or the ps3… the ps3
@matthewdesrochers69029 ай бұрын
Me: vibing and not saying a word Her: vibin
@ireenreeeeee472810 ай бұрын
Me trying to process what I’m going to say: 👁👄👁 Me finally deciding: *sings what I had in my head*
@pikachucutie Жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie I love to sing but not in front of people
@jimmy31228 ай бұрын
same but a good way to get over it is to sing with friends or anyone else who feel comfortable singing around
@Sussy_baddies8 ай бұрын
Same! Pepole is my fave song
@madhurjya524411 ай бұрын
ps5 💜
@Momsbelikewoah10 ай бұрын
ITS ME IM THE PS5--
@igotahat92446 ай бұрын
*Absolute silent on my verse*
@DDVidzz11 ай бұрын
Ps5 cause I don’t have one 😂
@999Balls11 ай бұрын
Me too i don't have one
@LexTheAnimeKid11 ай бұрын
Definitely You Slay Queen 👸
@Annoyinghedgehog4139 ай бұрын
BRO I SUNG THE ENTIRE FORTNITE BATTLEPASS SPNG FOR THE DUET
@GamingGreen214 ай бұрын
IT'S ME BOY, I'M THE PS5
@lifewzoe11 ай бұрын
My turn : Yeah the ps5 Am I really your type? Oh the ps5 it’s hot can cook an egg on It Playing for hours at a time Done I can’t think of anything else😭💀
@porschephiliac435610 ай бұрын
Mine: Nah,nah,nah. Girl I know you want me to stop with the game but I don't want the fame. So after this I'll breakup and you'll be a sad duck. ⬇️PS5
@julyjoseph15438 ай бұрын
"It's me or ps5 tell me-" Ps5 I'm in the middle of a game
@Aw-vc2usАй бұрын
The song is so good
@loganharradine6358 Жыл бұрын
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
@KaidynceOwens-hx3gf9 ай бұрын
NO RICKROLLING😂😂😂😂
@enzostopmotion909311 ай бұрын
You're about to be unalived Because im about to pull out my 9 Your soul is worth about a dime But is it really worth a minute of my time
@999Balls11 ай бұрын
4 like no comments i will comment because one i like to be first and that is it
@troll_guy10 ай бұрын
It doesn't rhyme
@almightygoatee4 ай бұрын
Gotta love that hair
@squidink48878 ай бұрын
gotta love how everybody i saw duet this said ps5
@masongarciathekingbee4503 Жыл бұрын
My words of this: Ps5 is the way to go Cuz U backstabbed me like a sandopede splittin' apart which is what you did and speakin' of split I think it's time to so see You knocked me away like I was covered in ketchup and you were a bunger so I ain't letting you run it over So I'm going up with the HALO above my head cuz you are an assassin all the way to the creed and I won't let you run it over just like you did to me
@_.mariaa_. Жыл бұрын
@@chrisopowski2563 Um they aren't yours, they are stolen💀. And don't say that I lie, here you go: kzbin.info3ZyJSUo3MI4?feature=share
@ivanhan5551 Жыл бұрын
@@chrisopowski2563stolen 💀
@chrisopowski2563 Жыл бұрын
@@ivanhan5551 no like bro dont u have anything better to do then lie like bro wants to get girls Thats Why ur showing ur name
@ivanhan5551 Жыл бұрын
@@chrisopowski2563is from a video 💀ur showing ur name too 💀 plus u cant get rid of u name😢
@chrisopowski2563 Жыл бұрын
@@ivanhan5551 first of all Chrisopowski is not my real name and second of all atleast im more popular then u i have to channels this one with i think 21 subs and my danish one with 65 so bore off
@NenaPotato Жыл бұрын
i would rather have an actually good PC over a ps5 tbh
@CoderFromST2 ай бұрын
I can still hear FoRtNiTe bæTțlłe Pæss
@ghazt4614 ай бұрын
My verse: “This is what I live for and this is a wondrous chill and goes it can be lonely but hey do what you will.”
@iLikelazarbeam8 ай бұрын
2050 be like: it’s me or the Xbox 10💀
@chedex938 күн бұрын
my lyrics: look i dont really wanna chose but if i really had to choose i'd choose the ps5 (3 second break) like i don't wanna say a game is more important than your name but- (2 second break) it's 500 dollars you're free. (4 second break) like free. (another 2 second break) free. we're done. (clap and then it ends) yes i know the lyrics are bad
@oddaudrey13 ай бұрын
Girl I love your shirt sm!!! And you’re so pretty! ✨🤩
@LumidogEditzАй бұрын
My verse: I'd take the PS5 I'm gonna lie. You try and try but i deny, all the boys say ur fine but I can see all the wine. This is a game to you ,you say im lame for you. I sent a decoy for you and Leroy too. I hope you know you lost your boy, Luke.
@gd_lover41438 ай бұрын
I pick the ps5 cause it has that guiding light, that light that guides me thruogh the different stages of my life
@meerarao669 күн бұрын
Good song😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@llKAR1Mll11 ай бұрын
It's me or the steam deck. Tell me what's gonna suck your....
@jimmyhill27346 ай бұрын
People who sounded fire 👇
@JustJuni-hs4ge4 ай бұрын
1 person...
@Fl_OO_FFY3 ай бұрын
2 person
@Kpop_stan_multifandom25 күн бұрын
Who knows this song bc of tomorrow by together 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
@BlackCatusb1Ай бұрын
Him voice : ❤ My voice : 🐿️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😭👹 Sorry People i cant singing😭
@user-kp1zt7wg4r6 ай бұрын
Loving your voice sis
@whiteblack62756 ай бұрын
IN THE NOTEPAD FATE’S ARE WRITTEN, CUS’ PANDORA DIDN’T LISTEN, TIME WILL MARCH AND HERE WITH ME, THIS SCREEN’S THE LAST YOU’LL EVER SEE
@freweynikesete68664 ай бұрын
Me just trying to find words to sing along so im there comletely still
@XUDEBRO14 ай бұрын
I just listen to the song and when it was our turn to sing i just went through the comments
@collingreen47277 ай бұрын
You of course ❤
@ZaneMontgomery-we6gx9 ай бұрын
She pretty❤
@porshabenberry58546 ай бұрын
Team ps5 👇
@Fazueli_kkk11 ай бұрын
I got this,im a official songwritter "First of all you ain't that chilling,meanwhile cod gives a better feeling" "Ok let me say this in PSN i can meet more faces but if i choose you girl i'll just hear disgraces" "I think this battle is over,what i mean is that i prefer the console so you better say my place in your life is for sold" "Just to finish this i only have to tell,that i hope you'll be well"
@Fazueli_kkk11 ай бұрын
What do you guys think?
@sketchy2759 ай бұрын
@@Fazueli_kkkbussin
@nilzamendoza73455 ай бұрын
Cg5: oh no no no no
@OWLTHEAMONGUS4 ай бұрын
My lines: "I decide the PS5 because its more expensive" "You really think i decide you because you think your better" "No no no." "You really think im gonna waste 7 hundrend dollars for a free cash girlfriend?" "No no no." "Thats only gonna happen in your dreams. (In your dreams)" "Farewell weirdo!" "Gosh."
@DoneBrowne-zf5rp6 ай бұрын
How it's my turn: (beatboxing noises)
@alandoyle10773 ай бұрын
Simple and best response: “Who are you and how did you get in my house”
@xLuxiL7 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH THIS IS MY 48TH TIME HEARING IT I KNOW THAT IS HOW MUCH I LOVE IT😊
@eliana_br4tz8 ай бұрын
Verse 2: bestie I told you not to ask the question. But u don’t even get the message. Yk what he finna pick. U acting like a kid. it’s finna mess up Chorus: I don’t want you coming to my house with tears I don’t even want u to go near U messed up big time But that’s ur problem Nottt mineeee💗 HOW DID I DO???
@cheese_bals._.8 ай бұрын
It's pretty good
@eliana_br4tz7 ай бұрын
@@cheese_bals._. thank uuu💗
@rashedahmed72911 ай бұрын
Definetely PS5
@mymeIodyy3 ай бұрын
incel
@minikenshin99378 ай бұрын
I legit did a freestyle and it was pretty good
@Slack809 ай бұрын
PS5 !!!
@blacwolfxx57185 ай бұрын
I was spitting bars
@FunnelCake33489 ай бұрын
Ik I’m late but I don’t have a ps5 so I see this as an absolute win
@PolkinIdk23 ай бұрын
"lets confuse youtube by spamming daniel give me coffee on every short you see!" - my dumbass
@The-Swiftie-Demigod26 күн бұрын
Verse 2: I thought you were serious for once Cant keep your Attention on me Oh oh I wish i had been smarter the first time I guess your games matter more Oh oh
@cooljimmytimmyepic4873 ай бұрын
i’m makin crazy remixes of this song bro among us battle pass i just slapped someone’s ass booted up my iphone cuz i’ve known known i need that among us battle pass i like among us did i mention among us i like among us it’s night time i mean it’s 6 o clock it’s basically nighttime do y’all remember that science show with bill nye
@Lulee12775 ай бұрын
In the notepad, fates are written, cuz Pandora didn't listen, time will march and here me THIS SCREEN IS THE LAST YOU'LL EVER SEE!!!
@Controller.ga-min8 ай бұрын
All the boys chose PS five
@Random-tn1rv2 ай бұрын
Verse 2 - guy in a toxic relationship/bad ending I. Can't. Choose. Not the con-sole, not you God, I'm such a fool What's wrong with me?- how much damage did I recieve: From you. From the games. From my dreams. From my pain. Just, get, out, of my head We'll talk in the near future, ok?
@MutilateTheMeows8 ай бұрын
"honestly i wanna take ps5, but i really really dont wanna die tonight. you probably would run it over either way. can i choose both? it would make my day. i could make you stay or i could play some Stray. you're the girl of my Dreams, or so i thought it would seem. i'm sorry, but i'm choosing the ps5. it looks like im not good enough to make you mine." sorry if this is badz i'm not good with these things.
@VanNessy979 ай бұрын
IT'S ME BOY I'M THE PS5
@BraxtonAtwood-nh4sp13 күн бұрын
PS5 BECAUSE YOU CAN PLAY WITH IT MORE
@inmerramos29645 ай бұрын
IT'S ME BOY IN THE PS5 WE DON'T NEED HER WE FIRED HER
@tonyakakouris99166 ай бұрын
Her voice:😇🥰😊 My voice: 🤡👹👺😈💣
@LandonHennen8 ай бұрын
❤
@xBlueheartx7 ай бұрын
My open verse 😊: You seriously gonna choose a gadget over me? You say its more valuable but listen honey You can search the world but soon youll see There aint no other thing in the world like me So go ahead, run away playing your COD and GTA But i know that youll realise one day If a block of black and white is better than me Then i guess we were simply never meant to be