PS5 VS GIRLFRIEND I Have To Pick

[@anaman6960]

When I touch the PS5 it always gets turned on.

[@dominicryan8165]

Lol I’m ded😂😭

[@1nifier]

Underrated 😂

[@joeadam4590]

😂😂

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@@tatendamuwori7098 🤨

[@cardo92w]

Lol 😆

[@joshuaford9986]

Women will leave you, but a ps5 will stay and never leave the table

[@r9fahdr9]

I dunno bout that, but as a deprived man I would go for booty on this one

[@ravirosmarys301]

It will leave you once a successor comes out

[@isekso9843]

​@@ravirosmarys301 That would be us leaving the ps5 and go for the next gen..... wouldn't it?

[@ravirosmarys301]

@@isekso9843 yeah, which means men will leave women and go for next ones, wouldn't they??? Especially if said women were hot. Which means the original comment has a deficiency in its structure and meaning. Don't be like the woman in the video, don't be an idiot. Don't compare humans with mere things that said humans created

[@calicoesblue4703]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@musiclaboratory9694]

The game system is more likely to cooperate for longer.

[@yo-ma7701]

Also have hours of pleasure playing games rather then an 45 min max with women.

[@spencerneely6624]

You can play with multiple people at a time

[@theeagleg674]

And not talk back

[@XxHe_artxX]

GOOTEEEM! Haha

[@BAZmma]

@@spencerneely6624 lmao

[@BarcodeGamez]

PS5 has a mute button.

[@SuperSonicGlitchy11]

Lol

[@Bluedoor18]

@@BarcodeGamez damn 🤣

[@imanoob5]

NAHHHH🤣

[@WouldYou-c3m]

YO yo Yo

[@abtin9387]

That's the point

[@zainaisami1670]

Never compare yourself with a ps5... You'll always lose..

[@murkyturkey5238]

Exactly

[@leorodrigues9596]

Ps5 dont even got great games

[@superse3000]

@@leorodrigues9596 miles: am I a joke to you?

[@paudan1284]

@@superse3000 yes

[@leorodrigues9596]

@Garvita_Jangra not even release😂 tf u talking

[@_Shinks_]

"Don't treat woman like objects, they can do that themselves" 🤣🤣🤣

[@hmmm1161]

Lol

[@david_vagyok]

The best comment! 😆😆😆

[@alehlete830]

@@Newbarbados ...

[@Cobbi_1610]

Exactly!

[@ImStillDrgn40891]

@@Newbarbados nobody cares

[@lucasmozard1321]

All I’m saying is that… my ps5 never made me choose between “it” and my girl 😂

[@superse3000]

Nah it’s the girl that wants the ps5 OUT

[@WarmPillowForever]

Lol

[@kundalwando7683]

Truth

[@HOURLYSNIPES]

On god😂

[@jamesdlegacy8728]

All I know is that my PS5 stays on and ready to be played with and never makes excuses or gets headaches or doesn't feel like it. Damn, doesn't tell maybe later or it's that time of the week.

[@Malfoy774]

Don’t put your fishy fingers on that valuable ps5

[@sabo1230]

@@Malfoy774 😂😂😂

[@RangerOfTheEast00]

Ps5 1. Will not give me unnecessary drama 2. Won't cheat on me 3. Won't wreck me in divorce court

[@jeffhardyToF99]

😂

[@The-real-Elyas]

@joelgarcia3440but you still want to play😈😉

[@jesseherring4745]

​@joelgarcia3440but the good feature of the console is that it will not nag at you like the woman unless you have narration turn on but with the PS5 comes the setting to turn it off which actually works unlike the woman

[@thedangerwich5476]

Bro your maidenless a$$ didn’t have a choice anyway.😂

[@Andriy...]

👍😎

[@shineinouzen7412]

The PS5. Cause it only play games when you want it to.

[@antaeusrexx5266]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tron1179]

😂😂😂

[@yaknow5252]

👍🏿👍🏿

[@redi6460]

That was deep

[@superse3000]

🤣🤣🤣

[@undrgrnd_hut2692]

If a girls makes you choose between a ps5 or her she’s for the streets.

[@Jorge_Jones]

In Australia, spoof is slang for semen. Sorry mate. Lol

[@jeromebrandon4014]

😂😂😂

[@kevinmorin3026]

Cause she knows a real man aint pickin vidoe games over her 😂

[@pvsweetypie]

@@kevinmorin3026 A real man gets to have both lil boy

[@chasej3636]

If anyone make me choose between something I enjoy doing or them they are not going to be in my life

[@maydinamunns4015]

The most psycho girlfriend ever💀💀💀

[@theconsolethief]

PS5 lifespan: 6-8 years Relationship with ya girl: Probably less than a year The choice is clear

[@bighunnit7061]

Shid I got a PS3 that's still functional 💯 That PS5 gone get buddy through a couple relationships 🤣

[@LordSpawn1978]

90 days at best

[@TheWutangclan1995]

Cost and maintenance PS5: 70 dollars for a new game you like once in a while Girlfriend: 700 dollars every night.

[@juicymuscprod9624]

@@bighunnit7061 Sameeee, tho I'm saving up for the ps5. Need about 2 weeks till I can afford it.

[@rondes4754]

Lool both my xbox360 and PS4 are working lool

[@sonicplys64]

A girlfriend only provides an hour of fun. PS5 provides at least 10 hours of fun. PS5 it is.

[@Matt_567]

The Xbox is more fun than the ps5 because it has better performance, game pass, and backwards compatibility that sony would never add because their the grediest company ever

[@richardwillson101]

​@Matt_567 😂 oh, we found our 12 year old fanboy. Let's not forget how Microsoft nearly killed the Xbox entirely by going "digital only". Thankfully customer kickback forced them to change.

[@Matt_567]

@@richardwillson101 at least you're not paying $70 dollars for playstation plus because sony is not loyal to their customers

[@me-ib2zb]

Your dumb. ​@@Matt_567

[@zachryder3150]

​@@Matt_567 With what award winning exclusive games?

[@xavierhunter3212]

I would pick anything that doesn't give me an ultimatum

[@ShakenPig]

BINGO

[@kingkiddwavy5668]

Fax

[@lonmower2300]

I'm giving you an all tomato, meaning that you give me the whole tomato or else.

[@pookieknows5227]

Fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@azzarocas4875]

I learn something new today 🔥

[@Enigma2K99]

Don't answer this question when she's STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO IT!!!

[@3nineteen319]

Take the PS5. You have a high probability of losing everything choosing the other thing.

[@quietatse]

Damn, facts.

[@janiterinadrum1627]

You got that straight.. And if she's that Voluptuous now, just think how big she'll be at 45

[@stoneyislandranch9783]

Good point..

[@thescorpionsy9011]

Facts!

[@thescorpionsy9011]

@@janiterinadrum1627 More facts!

[@dellacast7318]

“This is dumb, why would I choose a low quality piece of plastic designed to entertain really stupid people, over a ps5?” -Ray William Johnson

[@deathwish374]

Oof

[@shafayatiftekhar9715]

For a second I thought u wrote about the ps5 but then I saw that you supported ps 5 sigma move right there

[@warlord007]

You nailed it bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AARIV]

You had me in the first half

[@meme_god4039]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@MorningstarJinn]

The fact she’s trying to compete with a playstation says everything EDIT: i can confirm i have obtained a PS5 recently

[@cassandrakite4957]

Wit that ugly outfit👎a blind man can see through what she do,every video she's wearing short ass shorts,squatting, and wearing the same grey pants over and over...Soon as she gain weight he'll leave her for someone else that will show it off for tik tok

[@ScholarlyCynic]

@@cassandrakite4957 Damn bro who hurt you

[@Dailyblazer19]

@@ScholarlyCynic man speaking big FAX!!!

[@jsanch5]

@@Dailyblazer19 frrrrr

[@seynpurrp]

@@cassandrakite4957 preach 🙌🤝

[@MeleeProjectPlusGamer]

PS5. PS5 Is Better Than Having A Girlfriend

[@Nehemiah05]

Nope ps5= less money and no food= death

[@MARLONS136_]

@@Nehemiah05 just get a job

[@Snoy_Fly]

But having a girlfriend that loves PS5 too is the best.

[@yunustan7502]

A man's console comes before anything else.

[@LaSpookyPR]

That’s wrong a pc is better than having a gf ik my facts

[@answer3014]

A PS5 never yelled at me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@amit_patel654]

Unless the fans start up 😂

[@Kopester]

@@amit_patel654 That ain’t screaming, it’s a jet engine 🤣🤣

[@arnold83a]

Play all ways ps 5 never complains😅😅😅

[@tripstarkayzofficial]

@@arnold83a lolzz

[@SDGxNPC]

The only console that’s ever yelled at me was a SEGA

[@pkzl5700]

PS5 ain’t ever yelled at me

[@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD]

Ps4 does

[@Wackingmember-0]

@@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD fr it yells at me a lot I'm like chill

[@HOLYLAND007007007]

@@pkzl5700 isn't that the Truth

[@FaKz92]

​@@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXDhahaha, thought the same 😂😂😂

[@LightSnackProductions]

@@NOTSOFUNNYJESTERXD that's because the PS4 is for men

[@Mighty-VizioN]

A woman will cost you a hell of a lot more than the PS5. Financially, mentally, and emotionally 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelguernsey7925]

Exactly. We Don't Need Women To Destroy Our Lives As Men. As A Man Once You Get Married To A Women It's Going To Be Hell. A Divorce To A Woman Would Be A Bitch To Overcome As A Man.

[@azerredits]

you forgot physically 💀💀

[@lionheart9627]

Facts

[@Killuminati-X]

Lol physically it happened to me

[@ED-209UHD]

She’s a full on narcissist

[@ReiverBlue1971]

My first wife made a simiilar demand: "It's me or the PC" (I was selling games, hardware and was running the largest tech help desk for the largest online gaming network in the UK at the time). On returning home from work we'd have tea and I'd get straight on gaming whilst she watched Eastenders and Casualty. One evening she had been muttering to herself for a while and finally came out with "It's me OR the PC", to which I replied: "You DON'T want the answer to that questions."....she never asked me again but we spilt a few years later anyway :P

[@RinTohsaka-dn3lp]

😂😂😂 she wanted some you know

[@harry8912]

PS5, doesn’t bitch, need money, or annoy when you’re tired or upset.

[@trickythetrickster9307]

PS5 needs money, but I get the point

[@FadedXo20]

@@trickythetrickster9307 was gonna say the same😅

[@witchclub]

I smell incel vibes from that comment

[@coreessentials7584]

I mean technically it needs a bit of money

[@dividebyzero6722]

@@witchclub Nobody cares what you smell so shut it

[@damien1202]

“I'm worried that KZbin shorts are turning into degenerate TikTok cringe, please spread the word”

[@danielespin9125]

@@ogpage972 nice spelling there

[@vincentthekeeper2163]

You're "worried" 😆 It was Tik Tok cringe minute 1.

[@NDwhITeBoYZ]

@@danielespin9125 welcome to the internet, where most people aren’t neurotic ocd tweaks checking everything they type, or give a shit about grammar. You understood what he meant

[@Bmbmq]

I shall spread the word with my life

[@meloo9065]

We already here

[@sparky7523]

PS5 1. More Loyal 2. Significantly cheaper 3. Does not require you to be Psychic 4. No drama 5. Doesn’t use you 6. Does not lie to you The Ps5 is without a doubt the best choice.

[@Kerku386]

There is drama and it kinda does use you when you need to pay for ps plus. Not sure about the lying tho and definitely is cheaper

[@DarrellGrant-nw5nu]

So true 🤣

[@ZawakatsuSensei]

Fact 🤧

[@nighurt478]

@@Kerku386cheaper my ass 3 games a month is bad

[@Kerku386]

@@nighurt478 Well that depends

[@TheKingAus]

every other human: 🥵 This mf: 🗿

[@MGM261]

You can always get another girl. But the connection between a man and his gaming system. That's something special 😂

[@SoulDead777]

То чувство когда приставка понимает тебя лучше чем твои родные 😂

[@cobrakai388]

AMEN, AMEN, AAAAAAMEEEENNNN!!!!

[@faroutmydude5965]

🤌🏽🤌🏽

[@tucrushxd7611]

🤣🤣

[@brianmalone28]

Epic

[@HisDudeness2020]

A PS5 never says, "not tonight, I have a headache."

[@Californiaconversation]

Fuck yea😂

[@Zhembi]

ON GOD😂😂😂

[@isatasceviren350]

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@ii.mahmud886]

😂😂

[@bobbydanger529]

Lmao facts

[@iacorianus]

"Booty is temporary. PlayStation 5 is forever." - Tosha St. Patrick

[@andjelkovicjasmin2954]

No, I have my ps4 since 2014 or since 2015 and it's partially broke but it still works.

[@maxpain4501]

😂😂😂😂

[@jetstreamsam6521]

Booty is temporary, halo is infinite

[@yuppieMa]

Forever until ps6 is released

[@steveschu]

The hell it is not.

[@godhatesesau]

PS5 doesn’t complain, ask for food , gets turns on with one button, stays home, always there when u need it, good with your friend, doesn’t bleed, , etc

[@aikawamood]

"A girlfriend is temporarly but the boys are forever" -Me

[@Koji2x]

Nice quote im going to use this

[@aikawamood]

@@Koji2x lmao have fun but dont forget to credit me 👀

[@dddurk123456789]

facts!

[@littlesparrow303]

Yeah besides people can be unsure if a relationship will last even if they’ve been together for 3/4 years

[@Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78]

Both are temporary

[@nemanjanemanjaa4551]

PS5 has a slim model.

[@someOldBaldguy]

Lmfao

[@Idk29743]

how is this not popular😭😭😭

[@king_noob_original]

😂😂

[@thandaplus]

Underrated comment

[@nbeutler1134]

@@nemanjanemanjaa4551 nah she thick in all the right places

[@TheOwlTheOne]

Women: “we are not objects” Also women: “Look at me, i come with better features than a ps5”

[@theabominator2152]

They say: “Do not treat women likes objects, they can do that themselves.” 😂

[@CheesusTheRatJesus]

What like an attitude and a huge price tag

[@SiriButDumb]

I hope most women aren’t like this, cause I’m not

[@Thruthkear]

Better features? That’s false advertisement.

[@theabominator2152]

@@SiriButDumb It’s only the ones in social media, don’t worry.

[@DownUnderAUS]

Have to give her some credit: She’s working as hard as a PS5 can ever give you realism.

[@namedclaiming821]

The sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life The curves and shape everything is perfect Oh and the girl is ok

[@MirzaKhalid]

🤣😂😆👍🏻

[@Monicayadav_55]

🤣🤣 hella underrated ngl

[@pixie-saveUkraine]

So underrated💀 but u fr got me in the first part I was boutta start screaming at you-

[@Non_auro_sed_ferro_recuperanda]

😂

[@blackmafia163]

🤣🤣u got me for sec

[@rsgomez]

You can always get a girl. They never run out of stock.

[@KravenZoro]

Your are a true warrior, well said

[@donaldhavasy2356]

Haha

[@-UE-PR0]

Ps5 all the way

[@themessiah1621]

bruuuuuuh 💀💀💀

[@Rebel-IV]

So true

[@otikokoso1956]

30 seconds pleasure vs unending pleasure

[@thestcroixkid]

You're doing it wrong...

[@otikokoso1956]

Everything else before penetration is a waste of time

[@thestcroixkid]

@@otikokoso1956 thankyou for proving my point...

[@otikokoso1956]

Meh we bang quickly to return to the game.

[@dacngo4164]

Should say 30 seconds pleasure vs unending nagging.

[@ice319]

PS5 never spends an hour trying to figure out where the hell she wants to eat.

[@ashtonx5340]

On God

[@andywhite4111]

The PS5 doesn't tell me it's got a headache whenever I try to play with it. It also rewards me with trophies to let me know that I'm getting better at playing with it.

[@baki484]

Amen

[@agris9071]

Lmao women be dry

[@davecurtis6930]

Hahaha 🤣 nice!!!

[@michaelhaydenbell]

@@agris9071 Yall really relate to that same problem Ben Shapiro has huh

[@VupzyPlays]

If a girl makes you choose between her and your hobbies then I don’t want that girl in my life.

[@abdoucisse894]

Bro it’s a joke

[@Jay-son.]

Men take their gaming very seriously, women shouldn't be asking stupid questions like that, obviously we're going to pick the ps5.

[@fuego123]

​@abdoucisse894 its a joke but there are woman like this

[@UltimateTS64]

@@abdoucisse894 We know, but still holds true regardless. My sisters thought I'd never get a gf until I gave up gaming.

[@micklarsson117]

​@@UltimateTS64But remember bro's before hoe's

[@LINKchris87]

She will never fail you and if she does, you can buy an exact identical twin for a few hundred bucks. Love you, PS5.

[@hiddenhope7569]

Nothing like a loyal man. 😌 💪

[@male_enjoyer]

Same thing for the woman, you can buy another one for a few bucks

[@linoxsama]

I like that answer 😉

[@jamesdlegacy8728]

Hell you can buy two of her and she will never get jealous if you switch to the other HDMI mode to play with her twin.

[@spacetimerunner]

When you're in the mood but chose PS5: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

[@mickehog76]

Girlfriends will come and go. But a consol stays.

[@richardlovelace8134]

One random arguement could end a long relationship, but no matter how many times I scream at that television, the system forgives. 😊

[@Ayo_Bruh22]

​@@richardlovelace8134 lmmfao

[@sav5296]

​@@richardlovelace8134true

[@msakbar12345]

"with no power, comes no responsility " -some say in the couch

[@beauMax]

Faaaaxx🫡

[@DolofonosMMA]

I rather have a console then a controller. -david the baker

[@zyk7724]

This is such an underrated comment

[@raymondclark3445]

That was gangster I totally agree

[@chrislarry438]

but it's real

[@Nyquk]

Eyooo 😂

[@Imjustspeakingmymind]

Best comment

[@johnnyjoestar1184]

Women: we're not objects Also women on socials:

[@Romanov_Haircuts]

😂😂😂

[@postbyte1]

100% this

[@Jippurokku]

Yeah they clearly dunno wtf equality is they think it's means give me everything

[@carlitosway5204]

yeah like wtf is wrong with females nowadays

[@EDUB9X3]

With the amount of remakes, repetitive live service shooters and god knows how many anime woke games compared to the previous generations, I would happily choose the girl.

[@joshuacola2033]

women: WOMEN AREN’T OBJECTS! STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN! also women:

[@9mycool]

It's crazy man lol

[@yessum15]

RIGHT? How dare women have a sense of humor and film funny videos!

[@SpeedDemon_Editzzz]

@Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🔥savage mate

[@yessum15]

@Kya kar loge naam jaan kar ? ...and bumped into an incel?

[@yessum15]

@@SpeedDemon_Editzzz lol you must've had a soft life.

[@nefty018]

The PS5 will appreciate your accomplishments by awarding you with trophies.

[@PikaLink91]

THIS!!!

[@kervet6046]

😂 thanks for the laugh

[@davnan73]

😂😂😂

[@roshjohncoolnotmuch296]

Someone once told me “metal is better then plastic”

[@zkam900]

Ain't no way 😭

[@yashasbk4303]

underrated comment fr

[@Deity_devil]

W comment

[@omegaXjammur]

"PS5 Pro or me?" bout to hit different.

[@ianwest1624]

Ps5 obviously she's replaceable but a ps5 is hard to find

[@newmanc5019]

Especially during this hard times

[@atocb8411]

Haha this one got me lol.

[@ianwest1624]

@Bass&Drum actually its scalping here not lack of money

[@rafegraves1453]

@@ianwest1624 I think he means that in Germany they buy them at scalped prices.

[@ianwest1624]

@@rafegraves1453 even if he meant it that way still a ignorant statement

[@adielwilson8749]

Not gotta lie the haptic feedback on the PS5 is crazy

[@shanehumberstone5262]

Especially through the woojer vest

[@MALEVOLANT2099]

He'll yeah

[@bvicc20]

​@@shanehumberstone5262Is that vest really worth the hype? Been seeing it lately

[@mikkiloco]

@@shanehumberstone5262woojer vest?

[@shanehumberstone5262]

@@mikkiloco yes it’s a haptic feedback vest,great for gaming,music etc,played call of duty with it on and nearly cracked a rib lol

[@Viking_guitarist]

Ps5 gives more happiness than a woman ever could 😂😂😂

[@abhilashsundaram2432]

You’re definitely a virgin 😂

[@Azubjourni]

Me doing the Cayo Perico glitch for the 1000x time.

[@Azubjourni]

@@Dynamics_26 Also PS5: Shuts down forever with his goal fullfilled🥹

[@abdoucisse894]

You’re one of the guys that must not get much pleasure from being with girls huh

[@vincentmorgan900]

It will give you peak happiness in September 2025

[@TwinCityShredder]

The PS5 would never ask you to choose.

[@UhmActually.]

"I would rather have a PS5 than just a controller."

[@crissachupikachu3603]

David the baker

[@swayisNOThere]

@@LeoStorm007 he didn't make that David the baker did

[@23chips68]

Rather have a PS5 then just some plastic

[@exorieng4659]

Iol nice one😂

[@cjfourie1560]

Ouch🔥🔥🔥

[@Anthony65498]

She's the kinda girl who studies for COVID test and gets happy with a positive result.

[@BenConsolegamer]

Hahahahaha cracked me up!!

[@naemer_dazeaff]

👏👏👏👏🤣

[@errorerror5851]

Gotta love dark humor

[@PerritoLoca]

😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@rvmeth7070]

OOOOooooHhHhH Rooooasted my brudda. Up top Brotendo ! 🤟🤓🤓

[@DG_2725]

Unfortunately women think the world revolves around them and their “ass”. If she’s giving you an ultimatum, she is not the one bro. That means she’d leave in a heartbeat if you do what she doesn’t want. It’s controlling and abusive

[@marmitaa8619]

Lmao.

[@Sinn0100]

You're absolutely correct. This is what control looks like and he shouldn't allow it.

[@Sinn0100]

@S D We get that, or most understand that it's a joke. However, it hits a little too close to home for some. I myself have witnessed this kind of thing first hand and have walked more than once.

[@thelastspartan]

Dammmmnnnn amen! 🙏 Amen!!!! Pastor DGembo22 well said!!! Lemme get an amen 🙏

[@juniortj9428]

They say wiggle the giggle attract foolish men. Grab the PS5 bro. You don't need a woman who is damaged like that, comparing herself with PS5. Be warned tho, you choose PS5, better sleep with your eyes open.

[@grizzlybear6377]

If you pick the PS5: She breaks it If you pick her: She breaks it *Tough choice*

[@smitherzlegrande4654]

Trust me, she’s hangin with the Boys too

[@c.i.a9761]

🤫🤫🤫🤫

[@spiralbones]

100%

[@mastermeow1582]

@Lima Punani or when your playing ps5

[@Kresonest]

You kno

[@cthagreat326]

💀 😂

[@enenrax]

3 minutes of fun vs 3 hours

[@hanbill]

fair.... fair

[@2greenify]

3 minutes... that includes 4 play right?

[@ROCKETS2965]

I’m taking the 3 minutes lol.

[@chillax-np6wz]

Fun

[@enenrax]

@@2greenify It's just 3 minutes without adding anything, just do the work and that's it.

[@khalicomusic5191]

Funny how being seductive is their only bargaining tool😂

[@jamesburch2280]

Of course it’s seductive, I get to play on Spider-Man 2 and the last of us remaster on it

[@Youssif_u8392]

​@@jamesburch2280 Better playing Spider-Man 2 than getting sued during a breakup 😁

[@PowderedVoltage]

Speaks volumes honestly.

[@Matt_567]

@@Youssif_u8392 Playstation is the worst brand, Xbox will make you feel better

[@NameSpaceVoid]

A woman’s sex appeal is her greatest asset and everyone knows it. Women without sex appeal are at a massive disadvantage to men it might as well not be on the scale

[@TravisAxel]

This video is a well crafted illusion. If you look long enough you may notice a girl beside the PS5.

[@cheesehead500]

Why choose for a simple piece of plastic designed to entertain simple men instead of a PS5?

[@Honky.DigiTaL]

lol agreed

[@amejanegaming]

Brilliant comment love it

[@strikegodzias4805]

😂

[@user-pl1vm6hk3r]

Lol 😂

[@ShowMeYourMotivation215]

HAHAHAHA

[@TheJacob5676]

Never pick a relationship over something that can actually last 😆

[@void7133]

Well ps5 sometimes doesn’t last (some people break it)

[@thegreyarea9304]

A PS5 has never cheated on me......

[@Ditto11.11]

Right

[@georgemuggleton6571]

My ps2 let me cousin play her all night. PS4 been loyal so far.

[@DestructoCopter]

Except Jacob is mass effect 2

[@guitarsandcars2586]

If you're woman makes you choose between a hobby you love and her, the hobby is the better choice. Your woman either needs to be happy with who you are and what you do or kick her to the streets. There's so many women out there just as beautiful as her that will treat you like a king and not try to take everything from you. Don't settle for possessiveness.

[@gilgamesh10]

PS5 has a slim version.

[@HooxNZ]

Hahaha

[@jayhovah5621]

Omg... I'm not going to say this girl is even what I would consider thick... But those clothes are so ridiculously unflattering 😂

[@zonxgi]

Oooh.. that was devastating! 😄

[@CaptainJirk]

I came to write something similar, but it wouldn't be as good as this comment.

[@amogussus21]

​@@jayhovah5621nice broom

[@thearchitectofthehounds9815]

So, basically, 90 minutes of pleasure, with the possibility of her cheating on you, or just using you for money, Or endless memories in PlayStation Party with the guys? Like Negan said: I simply cannot decide.

[@Phoenix-wu8bo]

I love negan

[@Lupzen]

90 minutes.? Fuck more like 5 mins.

[@Dude30977]

@@Lupzen It’s 45 times over a few months

[@maryzakiandourrugrats4671]

*9 minutes of pleasure ftfy

[@Dude30977]

@@maryzakiandourrugrats4671 Mr. big shot over here. No need to brag

[@hazysundaysband]

I swear I'm losing more and more braincells the more I look through yt shorts.

[@cubafrank]

Yes, Welcome .

[@aleclawrence3993]

You are. We all are. It’s awful. Tik tok has ruined everything.

[@mhath5881]

anyone that makes you choose a hobby over the relationship, that's a toxic trait.

[@forefatherofmankind3305]

"He will get bored with ur booty after 2 rounds but with PS5 there's no end in the sight" -SUN TZU

[@koushiks_energy]

Such wisdom

[@diorosa9440]

Fun tzu

[@Tetris_Effect]

@Florian T You must never have played a ps5. Op is right 2 rounds on the Mrs and bored. 3 days straight on the P4 I still don't want to stop.

[@nahpeace372]

Wise man indeed

[@bigpickenergy5321]

"A brother might stab you in the back, a woman definitely will, but a PlayStation will never leave your side." 😁

[@mweembahichilema16]

Play station 5 4ever.

[@richardlovelace8134]

Woooo! You are deep my brother!

[@DewMan31]

Accept when someone steals it lmao

[@jonessoda4me1]

Pick the best ROI fellow Men, 🫡

[@richardlovelace8134]

@@jonessoda4me1 always will

[@paulblaser4146]

Always choose the one that isn’t giving you the ultimatum.

[@rubenkriel1627]

@Asaf Ostraich 🤣🤣🤣

[@nahpeace372]

ps5 wins by default everytime lol

[@grimreaper3261]

I choose the PS five because it doesn’t complain over small things, it doesn’t nag listens to me, and it doesn’t cost me a lot of money

[@loui27342]

“Women aren’t objects” yet they compared themselves to anything to make us choose them 💀

[@ryanleblanc6817]

And look how they dress. 90% of women are wearing skin tight leggings forcing the world to see the crack of their 🍑🌮

[@greatone275]

Boss comment

[@lilsean5864]

Yo he spittin 💯

[@oldhead0081]

Baarrrsss son💯

[@michaelschneider1462]

This is why I’m glad to be single

[@user-xx6vj6vr3x]

Exactly u get play on the ps5 all u want without dealing with my girlfriend

[@Caim6311]

Play with your girlfriend for fun parties to hangout.

[@derekmarshall5659]

My girlfriend just plays her pc or Switch while I'm on my ps5, or xbox. Than we smash after a session. And we go right back to gaming. I'd rather not be single.

[@dantasticmania8728]

You've gotta be pretty stupid if you honestly believe this video is 100% legit and not some click bait garbage.

[@Ty-J_250]

Lool

[@DRAGONONFLAME]

Like a wise man said: "chose the duty over the booty"

[@mcdxxbletrxxble5761]

This is gold! 😂

[@sauce5056]

i believe papi putin once said this

[@waqqarahmed3609]

"It's your duty to please that booty" -shaft

[@DRAGONONFLAME]

Why do I even got 173 likes. I just made a bad joke😂

[@mcdxxbletrxxble5761]

@@DRAGONONFLAMEbecause it was mega! thats why i commented 👌

[@BLK730]

A girl can leave u in an instant but a ps5 cant

[@iamfiefo]

The PS5 will never have to make you choose.

[@ssjMaximum22Goku]

Damn, this makes me love my PS5 even more 😂

[@playtime2198]

Damn, She raised that console just the way Kratos raised his axe to cut down that damn tree😂😂

[@Carmental]

lol

[@yellowflash029]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TRiX6RebelNyX]

Average life span of a console lasts longer than any relationship I’ve been in plus it doesn’t come with the agro or toxicity that the women bring to the table when your attention isn’t on them 💯 of the time….

[@Kin0001]

This ain’t even a question of course I’d go with the Ps5

[@barberman2737]

I almost liked your comment but you have 69 likes... So.

[@Kin0001]

@@barberman2737 😂

[@CarlosGutierrez-dp4pz]

PS5 for sure

[@yachayeeeb9423]

Same

[@rodolfotsang4327]

PS5 💙

[@Santi_s516]

👇team ps5

[@colourbasscolourbassweapon2135]

team ps5 no cap and also all team PS's

[@Abdo-the-dark]

Me

[@karmag-no6mm]

Me

[@NaBIL-tU9S9AOY]

Not me bro think 🥵

[@Santi_s516]

​@@NaBIL-tU9S9AOY🤨

[@Kairu99]

The ps5 is gonna last longer than their relationship with an attitude like that

[@VergilYamato8]

True very true

[@adventure_gamer8179]

Also there are less PS5‘s than these girls… (7 Months later)

[@jun4466]

The fact that she has to give him an ultimatum shows her level of insecurity. She's not worth it at all.

[@Hayhaylovesmusic]

Nah bro just said that he rather play games instead of having a love life 💀

[@evanlewis659]

@@Hayhaylovesmusic that’s what’s wrong with men today

[@Kira-t7k7g]

I’m sorry women give like 10 minutes of pleasure of 2 PlayStation 5 gives endless bro obviously ps5 ps5 negs

[@bless6749]

Imagine being her dad and seeing this. Rip

[@knowyourg658]

What dad??😂😂

[@YoungFitnessYT]

@@knowyourg658 💀

[@alexsp7086]

Wow if your dad would flip out then he has issues. How do you think your parents made you and talked to each other.

[@dontworryaboutit5490]

@@alexsp7086 Most fathers don’t want their daughters looking/acting trashy online.

[@dontworryaboutit5490]

@@alexsp7086 my parents had sex to have me. They also never made shitty videos degrading themselves for virtually no money on KZbin shorts

[@brandon7269]

Ps5 easily. One time payment for 100+ hours of fun vs a walking headache

[@mayhemjr.803]

You make a very good argument

[@portalviewaustralia2684]

Yeah kiss your hand every night

[@zay1025]

@@portalviewaustralia2684 you do know men get tierd of women, right.. it's not like a 24/7, rest of your life erection.. sex isn't that pivitol, if you get it often.

[@skipperpl6260]

Pick the girl, use her money to get the PS5 again, profit

[@steelersgirl3063]

🤣

[@theworldismine7788]

Daytime: PS5 Bedtime: Girlfriend

[@DomaUpperRank2-02]

Daytime: GF Bedtime: No bedtime, gotta get on with da boyz.

[@chrisonaldo0936]

Daytime: PS5 Bedtime: PS5

[@Literallyheretotalkshi]

Jokes on me: I’m an adult and so to find time to game it’s always sleep you sacrifice.

[@cheesemaker10238]

Bedtime: Wife. Shouldn’t be sleeping with her if she isn’t your wife.

[@austinripley3688]

@@cheesemaker10238Daytime: Work Bedtime: PS4+TinderHoe. Someone’s gotta take care of em

[@johnmecca9008]

When she picked it up, that PS5 is huge af compared to her. Don’t make no sense how big Sony made that console.

[@w_i_k_i_d]

PS5 won't play mind games with you.

[@jayden5665]

Technically it will

[@Dre536]

@@jayden5665😂

[@Crazy__Canuck]

Unless you buy one lol Mind games are a quite popular genre of games.

[@_arandomuser]

Or any games, really.

[@PhinneusPrune]

Get it done in under 5 minutes and you will be back on the PS5 in no time.

[@TOPNEEDSHELP]

Damn gang 5 mins a lil long shii 30 sec n it will do finna be on the ps5 in no time😂

[@jayay5881]

Ahahahahaha

[@trineedamian]

10 minutes off the Henny 😉

[@newt2120]

@@TOPNEEDSHELP facts bruh! 5 mins way too long

[@NuLORD66]

😅😅😂

[@B.Aboobaker]

Ps5 will never break my heart. This is a no-brainer.

[@ThinkDontRepeatAScript]

It’s also not a person, and can’t help in you in your real, actual life.

[@B.Aboobaker]

@@ThinkDontRepeatAScript speak for yourself buddy

[@vittorio6117]

@@ThinkDontRepeatAScript its a fockin joke calm down boomer

[@__-lu3xy]

@@ThinkDontRepeatAScript 😐👉🚪

[@cubeheadexists]

one gives access to da bois, one creates bois

[@geoffreychauvin1474]

You can always turn the ps5 on, my girl seems to be out of service most of the time lol

[@JaY2-1]

Bro... Hell yeah you should stick your drive in your ps5.

[@Shadow3ffect]

Periods suck but are also good. Gives us up to a week to play our beloved Video games.

[@JaY2-1]

@@Shadow3ffect bro if I'm getting ONLY A WEEK of video games, dat bitch Is going to the motherfukin' curve "amen, hallelujah" - slow burn

[@andjelkovicjasmin2954]

Is your girl more often out of service than PSN?

[@noobplayer1234]

ps5 i don’t need a girlfriend i’m not a simp 👇🏻

[@YouKantSeeMuah]

Having a girlfriend don’t mean u a simp buddy💀

[@user-vu4mi9pd8h]

He's right but the game ain't never going to break your heart tho so I choose PS5

[@BlaiddTheHalfWolf]

Girlfriend dont make you a simp not how that works

[@UnderTheBridgeLiving]

Complete SIMP

[@Pembunuh-Zionis-Pesek]

​@@YouKantSeeMuahfancy boy. Iam sigma

[@CJonesJr92]

i’m choosing video games over any woman. video games get me thru the toughest times in life.

[@Zemoux]

same

[@LatinGiudo817]

Facts. Games before dames 🎮

[@romart03]

So your mom as well ? Damn, looks like you just have a sucky family

[@Momo-zs9nk]

Screw you

[@Ditto11.11]

Hmm

[@undeadronin4535]

She's definitely not professional and is not ready to be dumped