psa: boys in blue

how it feels to be a boy in Blue
thumbnail by dani x.com/PaulMcIcedTea

[@Micha-Hil]

Maria is the only person who can gaslight other people into thinking that Payday 3 both rocks and sucks at the same time

[@Unionhawk73]

It does

[@moonlightact1792]

That's the thing with PD3, the gameplay loop is very good It's everything else that sucks

[@Oppen1945]

​@@moonlightact1792Lack of replayability is the biggest problem right now for me. I feel like they should add a bunch of low stakes heists like crime boss does. An armored van ambush here, stealing from a couple shops there. Mallcrasher would work pretty well in PD3.

[@cheezkid2689]

It's not gaslighting. It's true. It's a fucking awesome game that sucks really hard.

[@ChuckRodriguez]

Payday 3 is the same is Payday 2. Will only become good until passes 10 years

[@Agent_Pol]

This 97 year old heister still serves their psa the old-fashioned way.

[@herrdohfii103]

biggest part of the update: big iron

[@iknowurip8151]

*bigger iron*

[@herrdohfii103]

@@iknowurip8151 *Payday 3 Ost - Once a Heister 1.25 speed*

[@zombiegordonf9320]

o n h i s h i p

[@Bowie-gi7ik]

The assault is coming The bank is full THE BIG IRON HUNGERS

[@stupidumbdumb]

arizona ranger

[@pleepler]

Crime Boss looking very different since its Epic Games launch, fr fr

[@vanidy0115]

Well, new graphics updates await, buddy

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

"The donuts! Motherf**ing donuts!" (Chuck Norris, probably, i couldn't tell)

[@epicdude3659]

y'know funnily enough Crime Boss has been doing fairly better since launch than Payday3 seems to be going at this point

[@pleepler]

@@epicdude3659 I bought Crime Boss and it's not bad. It's a solid 6/10 game for the most part. Liking the higher stakes, but hating how short the heists are. 95% of activities take less than 5 minutes from start to finish

[@epicdude3659]

yeah thats fair

[@AbsoluteNotCrisDev]

psa: poison brew psa: hatsune miku psa: residue

[@stevenbobbybills]

psa: doctor who

[@spengler2258]

psa: french withdrew

[@HeXaR_TOX]

psa: p a y d a y t w o

[@terriblyterrified8742]

psa: guys being dudes

[@gamermoment4641]

pas: cordon bleu

[@curlychunk]

she blue on my boys till it's payday 3

[@Actively_Schizoing]

You see I need my boys in blue, too

[@pileofsmiles]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT BLUE TODAY

[@oliver6228]

THEM WILD EYED BOYS THAT'D BEEN PAYDAY

[@justtonofash6724]

THE BOYSS?!?!?!

[@apersonontheinternet7595]

MY BALLS!!!!! ⚽️ 🏀 ⚽️

[@Biodeamon]

balled

[@justtonofash6724]

@@apersonontheinternet7595 WHATT?!?!?!?!😱😱

[@HoboG0blin]

>makes the hardest mashups known to man >refuses to drop the full versions Never change, Maria.

[@horrorladchad3122]

However.

[@skyhorizon517]

Girls in red been real quiet after this dropped

[@fl11p_96]

In the banked heist straight stealing it. And by it I mean my ammo bag.

[@uhhhh_hi]

my impression of PD3 comes entirely through these videos and I have to assume this is the best it's ever been given that you didn't rag on the game for half the video this time and only like a third instead

[@cheezkid2689]

Gustavo really outdid himself with the soundtrack for this one. One of the hardest in the entire series IMO. Why does the Rage Against the Machine mashup go so hard?

[@FoxiKittyPayday]

that feel good inc mashup goes so hard, please do a full version.

[@keenanrenno4648]

If you’re ever wondering why you see cloakers just dropping in through every nook and cranny, the captains computer says they have been an active menace to the other cops so bad they have also been calling them cloakers instead of the in universe official name.

[@charliediep]

I thought it was just shitty proramming 😅

[@TheBingoAstro]

That does not explain why I am seeing 5 cloakers spawn every minute.

[@Unionhawk73]

Finally, Hoxton Breakout 2

[@moonlightact1792]

Nah, this is Breakfast in Tijuana 2

[@ValuableBlueberry]

​@@moonlightact1792 Hoxton Breakfast

[@Volkogriz]

​@@moonlightact1792 this time we flush gold instead of papers

[@pikasome2585]

I need a full version of Dallas singing the Metal Cap theme now

[@DudleyKetsukane]

2 vinesauce references in one video

[@crazderskelly]

HUGEston BREAKOUT COMING IN AUGUST, LET'S GO BABY !!!!!

[@spenceranderson1012]

OH MY GOD THE BEASTIE BOYS REFERENCE GOT ME OUT OF NOWHERE

[@Dr_Schuster]

Who up blueing they boys?

[@rml4474]

Me 😊

[@pepsimanv7883]

Me 😝😝

[@Matsilagi]

The mashups go HARD as FUCK, all of them.

[@jamwithtoast01]

Those music mashups are🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@NightcrawlerSH]

0:56 metal dallas

[@jpvaz2280]

BRASIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷

[@TomKruizes]

BRAZIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷

[@thecosmicbigsmoke3944]

BRASIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷

[@maxdragon7677]

BRASIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷

[@frasaas8879]

BOSTIL MENTIONED! 🇧🇷

[@josebarbosa5704]

O maria é br?

[@jortand]

I only have one thing to say about the new heist: No circles.

[@Beno_Beano]

real talk, these are def some of the best psa type content you've done, can't wait for psa: land of the free where we'll have 3 times more nebula data errors

[@TITANia69420]

Looking outside that hole only to be blinded by the light outside reminded me of R6S on Release

[@ComradePachii]

I do hope these mashups are somewhere tbh, that one at 1:40 is great

[@DeputyDexin]

Poison brew

[@GoldnPea]

Hatsune Miku

[@TheAdmantArchvile]

Gotta poo

[@WEndro333]

residue

[@danielsong8307]

F 22

[@blueyandicy]

Barbeque

[@Plasma_The_Box]

My brother, for the love of all that is holy PLEASE gimme that mashup at 1:40 in full

[@logie263]

Boys in queues

[@TiernanWilkinson]

The music is insane

[@novakato2438]

New boys in blue awaits buddy

[@Carnyzzle]

damn all these songs in this video needs full versions

[@Jferro3]

1:17 Boys in BRASIL

[@Moonistic]

1:32 what FBI assaults do to cloakers (FYI, cloaker spawn rates increase by who know how much to the point that theres always a cloaker on the map until the FBI is dealt with, this is likely a stupid move from Mio or another dev to balance the game)

[@MrGamingPsycho]

During an fbi assault specials respawn a few seconds after they die, its not just cloacker, its every special.

[@Moonistic]

@@MrGamingPsycho haven't really notice any other special spawn rate increase to the point of the cloakers, but then again, i rarely pay attention to the unit count on rinohud

[@MrGamingPsycho]

@@Moonistic noticed the snipers on gold and Shark respawing 5 secs after being killed. I think the reason why you noticed cloackers is that they are fast, mobile and have a lot of spawn points

[@JXRhino]

Why am I not surprised there was a Battlefield Hardline reference

[@brimmla]

this is some amazing footage of CSGO

[@captainhydrodus4616]

Our first new secondary is llegit P2W DLC gun, classic balancing momeny

[@scootaloo9491]

It really ain't. Both the Bison and Castigo out DPS it due to their better fire rate, and have better accuracy. Plus. The Castigo has more swag. And that's what's always more important.

[@Volkogriz]

​@@scootaloo9491castigo with tactical barrel looks so awesome

[@Light.--]

I remember when the open beta came out I just reported a bug that was like: "There is a bug where when I point at a tazer the character says "zapper" very annoying bug pls fix 🙏" They responded like: "your bug report is being taken into consideration and it's being worked on"

[@crimson2535]

out of every part in this video metal dallas i think got me to laugh the hardest thanks maria

[@aalokalvah2843]

Singlehandedly keeping Payday 3 alive

[@drmady4644]

Finally the overkill beastie boys album has arrived

[@1247theGreatest]

0:49 He is now serving a life sentence in a pickle.

[@jamestrout9871]

I was so thrown off hearing the battlefield hardline voice lines wtf

[@DukeReds7]

lisa the painful mentioned ❗

[@bignerd3783]

Where?

[@InTheUnderworld]

Oh man, can we get a full version of Metal Dallas?

[@AbryLITE]

Boys in blue

[@kakroom3407]

B

[@kakroom3407]

oy

[@ALucienLachance]

@@kakroom3407 s

[@Cooldrew100]

s in

[@AprilTurnage-sc8ch]

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

[@Colelyoe2]

We canceling our weekend plans with this one!

[@SurfaceImpz]

This genuinely convinced me to reinstall, this alone has persuaded me more than Starbreeze ever have

[@NNClaw]

Thank you for mashing up Rage Against the Machine into the assault wave ost. Good to know I’m not the only one who thought of them

[@DavidSmith-zf5tb]

"That's it?.... that was the Boys in Blue update?!..... THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF WAITING IN QUEUE!!!" 'squawk' "what a rip" "OOOOOOH PAYDAY BETRAYED US!!!!!"

[@TheBingoAstro]

Honestly a great update, the guns were great, the heist was awesome, and the music was killer. The weird community event they had at the beginning where we had to wait for hours in the main menu saying "Nebula Data Error" was a pretty odd marketing decision. But it added a unique charm to the update!

[@Cinibonswirl26]

ChatGPT is that you?

[@TheBingoAstro]

@@Cinibonswirl26 Nah.

[@thebigj3033]

Is the new heist still done by standing in place in a magic circle like all the other (let's be real, placeholder) objectives ?

[@Trypan]

No. Stealth: gain access to pc Get keycard Loot vault Escape Optional: Plant some electronic equipment Loud: Place bomb Force vault open Escape after securing the escape vehicle Optional: hack pc Its more like pd2 wait objectives

[@TheBingoAstro]

@@thebigj3033 Thank god no.

[@helloiamatree3091]

damn. need a full version of that feel good inc mashup, absolute fire.

[@tjspov2776]

Yeah, I'm gonna need that Rollin' remix.

[@envycollar]

thank you purple gnarpy for another great psa video

[@VelmaGrindsetOfficial]

1:15 Yo you got the Brazil grip? Thats NASTY. (In a good way)

[@jericho6330]

I would need a full version of that limp bizkit mashup

[@noodle1672]

The music is on point as usual goated vid

[@Bonelord69]

The sonic adventure 2 intro sent me back decades

[@WMan37]

We're gonna need full releases of those music mashups chief

[@donacdum4175]

thank you for making this video!! i just saved myself a tenner

[@_Salok]

that FNAF jumpscare sound over the cloaker was so quiet yet it hit me like a flashbang

[@josediazz9822]

I swear I lost my shit as soon as I heard Fred Durst going "ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN" You seriously cannot make this up, Payday 3 is peak brainrot.

[@Readus404]

tuffest mashups yet

[@kryvexi]

thank you for continuing to be a key voice in payday maria

[@studiotoolbox373]

This is the funniest PSA in years

[@eyitsjay]

mr. mario, can we please have a full version of the metal dallas theme?

[@Apprentice125]

Battlefield Hardline reference in the year of our lord 2024. Godspeed Visceral.

[@notherpersonnel]

with all these bangers we're gonna have enough beta(real) to last til the next update

[@Strelnikov403]

full metal mask dallas WHEN

[@matchc0635]

Wowzer for the interactable donut update that fixes everything

[@ethancampbell5548]

We love the quick Work Harder

[@MrMargo999]

THIS IS SO GREAT

[@Lawlsomedude]

You see, I need my payday, blue (boys in)

[@spaceant2919]

Please please PLEASE post these remixes somewhere, I need to inject that Sabotage mashup into my brain Right Now

[@StormPT]

couldn't help but notice a lack of *poison brew* in this video

[@realllybadgaming9216]

Anyone remember Payday 2? The more I see of Payday 3, I'm reminded that i predicted that it would have a.... interesting launch.

[@taczki2]

The Brazil revolver

[@Davtwan]

This PSA is the best part of this update. (Surprised there wasn’t more Clover jokes tho.)

[@Whitetigercub]

great fucking music taste

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

1:11 _"Bloom is realistic! And it's not like it has a significant impact on gameplay."_ Bloom:

[@Zippthepooltoy]

I need a workout mixtape of these mashups plz

[@cherylbomb1138]

Boys in Blue launch day was a bad day to try to play Payday 3 for the first time since beta.

[@diosdadolumbi3425]

I love my boys the way i like my waffles: Blue

[@MonsterGirlEnjoyer]

The game almost looks fun , but then i'm reminded of hacking by standing still near wifi minigame and other "fun" "improvements" payday had

[@PapaBeej]

New adventures await buddy

[@cristianoreaable]

How many famous bands songs do you want to put in the video? Mario: Yes.

[@sheeshore]

Genuinely a great update ngl

[@wealthybone2990]

That thumbnail goes hard but wish they brought Sydney back 😔. Also wtf happened to those cops? Wait you can eat donuts? Let's go best update!

[@somewade6820]

Was not expecting to hear work harder from here of all places

[@Bone_Incidents]

I like how KZbin thinks this is CSGO

[@NohorseRU]

This update really makes you FEEL like you bought land in the Metaverse

[@avalava8429]

Clover: Woe donut upon ye

[@Cooldrew100]

the thumbnail is sick as fuck, I love their art

[@eschatos03]

hey I'm gonna need that boys in blue sabotage remix NOW

[@NyanchsPage]

new boys in blue await buddy

[@aplenope]

i need that sabotage remix. PLEASE, MARIO I NEED IT.

[@aowbtd]

i did NOT expect the ratm reference 😭