Psycho Customer tries to CONVINCE ME that THE EARTH IS FLAT - Reddit Podcast

[@WillWilsonII]

The irony is, I hear someone say the Earth is flat, I think "That's weird". If they hear someone say the Earth is round, they freakin lose it.

[@eric98292]

That's because you're threatening their dilusion. If you start really going after facts, they dig in deeper because no one wants to admit what they think is wrong or stupid. It's basically a cult.

[@edenstonne]

Truuue

[@jamiegioca9448]

They're stupid AND can't be mature about it. Truly they are cursed

[@Pinplaysroblox]

I would just do a thumbs up and dip (run)

[@turtyturtle3191]

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[@TitanWar93]

I knew a flat earther. He was a cooky dude, but he is not a bad guy. We all have our fun, and he is always the short guy.

[@ShrekWallBee]

those people are crazy they all have to be stopped before they send us all back to the dark ages

[@maillorenzo8734]

I like when the OP completely humiliates the idiot

[@starsareangels7]

The thing is God isn't laughing at the flat earther he's laughing at the globe earther

[@rushoflife2368]

@@starsareangels7 we live on the flat end of a butt plug then cus obviously god is F’ing with us.

[@jonasarbeiter5766]

@@starsareangels7 can you prove that?

[@starsareangels7]

@Jonas Arbeiter well maybe I didn't word that right I'm sure God is just concerned for the deceived which I am as well though a human reaction is to want to defend yourself when others insult your worldview so that's why I had the knee-jerk response. I have some good stuff on my channel though proving nasa to be liars time and again . There's also plenty of scriptures that indicate the earth is stationary it is fixed and immovable.

[@aparnarai3708]

​@@jonasarbeiter5766damn you really inviting the Ghost of Gary over at your place

[@nightsilent1318]

If I were to have a wife, and she told me that she didn't want kids, I'd be jumping up and down, with a huge smile on my face.

[@gapgamer0954]

Fr

[@larsflugsrud1812]

Why tho

[@nightsilent1318]

@@larsflugsrud1812 I don't like kids.

[@Alex-vd1kb]

Same!

[@lennoxqaranivalu3171]

Most of us can agree with @Night Silent

[@spikertaker]

A religious customer once tried to convince me that the big bang is a lie, his reasoning was that if a car blows up outside the mall a planet wouldn't pop out, I just nodded and said "sure bro", debating with such people is 100% fruitless because they think they are already the smartest people on this flat earth.

[@SH-qs7ee]

So his argument is the big bang is a lie because a little bang wouldn't pop out a planet? Who knows, maybe it does, given the scale difference between our entire universe and our planet, it's entirely possible every explosion create a new galaxy, just so microscopic we don't notice them.

[@callanightshade8079]

​@@SH-qs7ee my mom combined the two. She says the big bang happened because God clapped good hands and said "let's get going!" 😂

[@silverthehero1295]

I feel comparing the Big Bang to a car explosion is like comparing the ocean to a puddle, and even that’s an understatement.

[@spikertaker]

@@silverthehero1295 The entirety of water on Earth and a single H2O molecule is probably a closer comparison and probably still far from being accurate.

[@SoraDonaldGoofy99]

​@@callanightshade8079 I always like to connect 'Let there be light' with the Big Bang. This is coming from someone who doesn't fully buy the God thing, and prefers science.

[@cirtefied_idiot]

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

[@rajivbhuarya1667]

Dislikers be like: am i the Jerk to dislike this video because i believe earth is flat

[@OliveDasi]

I'm in the Geographer/Cartographer sector. The flat Earth conspiracy will be my villian origin story.

[@foaf7204]

I have had a similar experience except replace flat earther with curing autism This all takes place while I'm at work waiting to clock in Now I see the guy next to me and i ask him are you ok? To keep it short we eventually landed on autism and how it's not possible to cure. And he tries arguing it is possible. It got to a point where I said I think I got to clock in. And went to the back and asked my manager to clock in My manager is an absolute legend.

[@WillWilsonII]

The moon is round. I saw it hanging out the car window

[@scphobia]

wait, the moon hangs out YOUR car window too?

[@cearlach32]

My uncle is a flat earther he fell into it when he was doing hard drugs/coming off of them

[@scphobia]

*hits blunt* dude what if the earth is a disc and we are just fucking frisbeeing through the universe

[@fahrizaljohari3821]

i wonder what government so rich could stand guard around the planet...

[@ghostwhite1648]

How about the Rockefeller/Rothschild families which own the governments. You dont see the truly wealthy people in Forbes bud

[@davidrosing5788]

I was invited to a dinner for one of my wife's patrons, and the patron had invited some other guests as well, like a composer, a couple of actors, and other creative types. One was a magician, who begged me to go on a podcast for him. At first I was a bit honored to be asked to go, but the more he talked the more my heart sank to the floor because he thought I could convince the podcast host that the Earth wasn't flat. After all the pleadings I just looked at the guy making the request and said, "I'm sorry, I can't fix stupid" and turned down the offer. It just sounded like I'd try the lipstick-on-a-pig and just knew I wouldn't get anywhere.

[@TheBinny]

The fact that people genuinely think the earth is flat is still so wild to me. A STICK IN THE GROUND literally proves the earth is round and has been proven on countless occasions

[@Callsign_Reaper4]

Love how before I even watch the video, when Am I The Jerk explains the flat earther thing, there's a Wikipedia thing explaining it under the video

[@blank7287]

I literally have a math teacher in my school teaching that the earth is flat😂😂

[@ARKdeEREH]

The flat earthers should pool their resources and buy or rent a ship or a plane that they can use to go look for the edge of the world. If they find it they'll prove their point. If not then no one will ever need to hear about it again since they either won't come back or they'll disprove their own point and be too ashamed to talk about it again.

[@SH-qs7ee]

I kind of hope they do this and prove themselves right, by falling off the edge of the world never to be heard from again.

[@meliesther]

@@SH-qs7ee nah just that they crashed from one of them being stupid and thinking they can fly a plain and his friends believing him. that would show how dumb they are, a sane person would know not to try to fly if they dont know how.

[@gaminggabite9217]

Earth is not flat or round but it's a velociraptor😅😂

[@lazywargaming6752]

i once pissed off a group of flat earthers at my college by saying "i own a drone and do long distance shooting, if the earth was flat, i'd know"

[@crimsonvoid1595]

Story 4: There was one time when my Family and I were in Dover and we were getting ready to get head out for the day to look around and we got stuck in a stairwell that had been under construction. I thought the stairwell was open because our floor had several stairwells and I thought the one nearest our room was one I had taken down previously. My mom ended up calling the front desk and telling them we were stuck in a stairwell. The front desk sent someone to let us out of the stairwell. My Parents were mad at me because it was my fault that we were stuck in that stairwell. So, Was I the jerk for getting my family and I stuck in a Stairwell in our hotel in Dover England?

[@Stitcheroo2]

So, here's my plan: we take the flat earthers to space (but we tell them it's so that they can see the "flat" earth from space)

[@JuanSolo-ln8yq]

1000 dollars is barely an entry level camera at this point

[@keypiece9764]

Also, there’s only 1 flat earth that I know and it’s in a game.

[@yn-edits-and-stuff]

Theres a wiki page and i love how it says subscribed

[@animefan8591]

Pythagoras had theorized a round earth back in bc which a number of scholars supported

[@scphobia]

*theorized* does that mean the earth used to be flat o.o

[@HWC91]

Story 3: sounds more like the husband has a p o r n addiction. OP needs to help him 😉 more regularly rather than shame him online.

[@shreyasamrutkar]

Bro I would just say to the flat earthers: Where does gravity come from

[@hyundaisonata580]

You tune them out.

[@mrguy9887]

Aint the earth a sphere?

[@ΓιώργοςΔειρμεντζόγλου-σ9ε]

Correction egg shaped

[@scphobia]

no, it's an interdimensional hexahedron

[@DOYOULIKEBASS123]

Bro was born in the 1720s

[@gamesofknight4578]

9:11 HUH??

[@drakephoenixfeather4056]

Story 2: My ex's partner (we were apparently poly, long story on the apparently part) has been cheating on my ex for the entirety of their 2 year relationship through reddit, discord, and probably other social medias. He says he's stopped since he was caught doing it in my bed and I threatened violence (I'm really not a violent person). I don't believe he's stopped at all and my ex I broke up because he never stopped defending his cheating partner

[@ferdinanddiaz7021]

Flat? The earth is clearly a doughnut

[@Moody_Bun]

Reminds me of rengoku 🍩

[@ICantThinkOfANameeeee]

Nah it's a banana 🍇

[@ΓιώργοςΔειρμεντζόγλου-σ9ε]

Inside of a "milky" way 😂😂😂😂😂

[@someone_boed]

Theres a wikipedia page above the comments to know about flat earthers

[@KalosChampionThunder]

Flat earth is physically impossible cause guess what GARY, PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO SPACE AND SEEN THAT EARTH IS ROUND

[@ΓιώργοςΔειρμεντζόγλου-σ9ε]

Earth is flat as a coin . You can see only the one side of it.😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shuichisaihara5499]

Hey Gary! Prove it

[@radiohead18832]

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[@radiohead18832]

0:01 0:20 0:30

[@dawntaylor8660]

I am SUPER curious on what Bible verses he was quoting that suggests the earth is flat lol

[@melissaharris3890]

I don't necessarily think porn is cheating, but you neeed to establish that in the beginning of the relationship. with that said, it sounds alot more than occasional viewing Last story, just talk. Say sorry, but it caught you off guard.

[@ambreenijaz3919]

Day 17 of saying the same thing until I get pinned Karen's getting destroyed is one of the best parts of my life

[@aparnarai3708]

Pin him

[@ambreenijaz3919]

@@aparnarai3708 MY GOAT BROTHER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

[@ambreenijaz3919]

@@aparnarai3708 you've earned a sub

[@garvgupta3567]

Pin him now as this is true

[@ambreenijaz3919]

@@garvgupta3567 you have earned a sub as this is true

[@Sambo-kd2ds]

Anybody know what game this is in the background?

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: Wow, the OP really underestimated flat-earth believers before this encounter. I would've told this guy to shut up and that he was both loitering and full of it within the first 5 minutes or so. On a side note... have you ever noticed that the people that are the most passionate on a topic like that, are the ones that are both the most full of crap and know nothing about what they are talking about? Story 2: The bf's family are either way too over-protective of him, or they assumed that you and him were "having a good time" in his room while they were away. I think the latter is where a lot of this stems from. Story 3: The husband here is a massive jerk. He understands the pains of being cheated on..... and yet, he cheats on his wife, the OP?? Screw him. If i were the OP, i'd be divorcing him yesterday. Story 4: Very lucky 'lumberjack' was just a bumbling fool of a drunk and not an angry hostile one. Hopefully that whole experience is a lesson for him on how much he drinks. Doubtful... but would be beneficial to him. Story 5: They both need to have some serious talks and apologizes once the wine wears off. Both of them can be viewed as jerks here overall. I think the OP is the bigger one, but the fiance doesn't get off scot-free either.

[@Springy05]

For story 3, I think everyone sucks here. It seems he is looking on only fans and stuff. First, lets get it straight. OnlyFans isnt a place a married man should be looking into to get their daily wank off session. Thats what the Hub and the X site is for. But if he's just looking at pictures, that aint cheating. Its cheating if he's looking out to talk with other woman on the intent of dating them, and even doing the deed. But just looking at pictures online aint cheating. So, TLDR, OP is overreacting by calling onlyfans cheating, and the husband is a jerk for looking at it, but mainly by the Gaslighting OP mentioned he did

[@SH-qs7ee]

OP should have just told him he has no intention of joining his cult of stupidity.

[@ΓιώργοςΔειρμεντζόγλου-σ9ε]

Story 3. Yep he needs to divorce her asap we agree... But porn is not cheat. And men must stay healthy. Sex-free long terms can drive to medical conditions and women who don't understand this are plain stupid... Or don't care for their husband. Plus geez women in pregnancy are hell of crazy. We want some breaks from this "crazyness 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GanonGhidorah]

The most pathetic thing about story one, that actually makes me angry, is the fact that Gary - and others like him - know that their arguments are so bad, and have so little merit, that no one in their right mind would listen to them. And yet they are so desperate for attention, that they will employ predatory tactics like what Gary just did. The simple fact is, guys like that honing on people who are working employees to them, because they literally cannot leave; they have no choice, but to stand there and listen to his madness, and they can’t do anything about it. Because if they try to do something about it, Gary will just file a complaint, saying that they are being rude. It pisses me off the most. Because it’s essentially holding the OP hostage so that he can get some kind of satisfaction

[@nightmarecorpse5120]

Everyone has the right to their opinion not like these people hurt anybody

[@larsflugsrud1812]

But they are wrong and they make a big deal about it when people say: the earth is a sphere. And I think they have either been brainwashed or they are just stupid or crazy!

[@nathanlenoir6410]

In civilisation the game, earth is flat because there is ice walls preventing you to go further than the map. Another proof that earth is flat

[@keypiece9764]

🥇 story is Japanese or Asians in general (with exceptions) to Christianity.

[@lennoxqaranivalu3171]

This is for flat earth people: If the earth is flat why are other planets round??😐

[@ΓιώργοςΔειρμεντζόγλου-σ9ε]

Because they are curvy toxic birches who doesn't like earth's beauty as. . . Flat 😂😂😂😂😂

[@scphobia]

Sun: round (ik that the sun isnt a planet but yea) Mercury: Round Venus: Round Earth: *a fucking disc that's just frisbeeing through the solar system* Moon: Round (again, ik) Mars: Round etc etc

[@MathieuDuval]

Yea i met too many freaking Flat Earther in the past. Seriously i almost preferred meeting N@zi's over them. But again Flat Earther are less likely to go physical.

[@idk_42]

i prefer it if you said the completely other way around.......

[@MathieuDuval]

@@idk_42 yea me too, i wish that i could say that flatearther are nicer than those human trash and im sure some are, but from those that i met i got worst memories from them. Hell i even got stalked for almost a month by obe of them.

[@seamripper0000]

Remember, republican Kandiss Taylor from, where else, Georgia, ran on her flat earth ridiculousness. Luckily she lost, refuses to concede, of course. Please, America, be careful who you vote for.

[@idk_42]

Flat earthers is litteraly the term for people who have been watching to much cringe tiktok videos and completely went crazy......

[@johnburnside7828]

The idiocy started way before tiktok.

[@idk_42]

@@johnburnside7828 it got worse when tiktok got released......

[@WabbitRB]

I'd say one thing to that flat earther... "Get on a plane and tell me where the planet ends!" When he fails to find the earth just falls away, and no planet anywhere is like that... theory debunked. What a loon!

[@ΓιώργοςΔειρμεντζόγλου-σ9ε]

Well it's army's conspiracy not to let you see the ice wall remember? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nromk]

Like if he's going to cite Bible verses, he should know that the world was created from a dragon hide... Genesis takes its cues from Babylonia mythology, no idea why a flat earth would prove the Bible but not Babylonia mythology.

[@superproboi4784]

I’m friends with a flat earther

[@FundyTheAstronaut]

RUN.

[@larsflugsrud1812]

But is he crazy or not?

[@ICantThinkOfANameeeee]

Okay cool

[@aughhbabaji]

Hi

[@cat-eo8jg]

man that guy was stupid it common knowledge the earth is a donut

[@cat-eo8jg]

also cuz ik at least one person is gonna take it seriously this is a joke

[@michelleengle207]

You think flat earthers are bad try talking a young earth creationist, they are even worse.

[@arthurjunior7241]

Dont insult flatearther, they have members all around the globe😂😂

[@A_randombatchofthings]

And 4th

[@viviennemorgan7217]

what's flat earth?

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i never heard of it.

[@ICantThinkOfANameeeee]

Conspiracy theory

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@ICantThinkOfANameeeee no it isn't.

[@ICantThinkOfANameeeee]

@@viviennemorgan7217 flat earth is a conspiracy theory

[@scphobia]

@@viviennemorgan7217 it is a conspiracy theory, people that are always saying that the earth is a flat disc (they're dead wrong)

[@Vaskers_]

3rd

[@killer.boy7567]

Take this🥉

[@ribeysteak]

🤓 actually *snort* the earth is cube shaped

[@KasaJiso]

It is cone shaped sir, don’t know how you got that wrong but it’s cone shaped.

[@rushoflife2368]

@@KasaJiso we live of the flat end of a buttplug cus god be fucking with us.

[@danieljohnson8827]

​@@KasaJiso Liar. It's a dodecahedron. Everyone knows that. You obviously haven't read the book "A treatise on the migration patterns of flying emus". For shame.

[@blahaj3730]

Actually, due to the recent change in gravitational force, the earth is a trapezoid 🤓

[@danieljohnson8827]

@@blahaj3730 You, Sir are a heretic. Everyone knows that gravity is a lie. Everything sticks to the Earth by double sided tape.

[@alphawolf8437]

4th but yay! 🎉

[@DaBaseBallZ]

1800th liker,let's gooooooo

[@winnerboycards]

Early

[@DAMN_THEE]

What is the game's name if I can ask that

[@Oldnastyho]

It's flat bro .

[@scphobia]

no, it's a 4-dimensional dodecahedron

[@aparnarai3708]

Gary is me trying to convince my physics teacher that my answer is correct even tho both of us know it's wrong

[@edenstonne]

LMFAO

[@Fred_Die]

I've had arguments with a few flat earthers. The best way to shut them up is by telling them the earth is a cone and the very tip of the cone is the Bermuda triangle, that's why countless ships and people disappear there. Then when they try to argue, you ask them if they're disagreeing with facts (of these people disappearing). It annoys them rather quickly

[@dzseneraloficcial]

I know a guy who shuts down flat earth with the “donut earth” theory, something about the earth rotating on its core and literally being shaped like a three-dimensional donut. He doesn’t believe a word of what he’s saying but it’s a funny way to beat fire with fire.

[@PaintedLeemons]

i gotta try this now

[@therealbreezybryzi]

@WordsAreEverything Just Google donut earth theory. You’ll find a lot.

[@therealbreezybryzi]

(And cone theory. They’re both hilarious.)

[@juicyorange3940]

That's a good one 👍 😂 I feel like trying out crazy a flat earther? The earth is egg shaped and layed by a subatomic octopus-chicken and spoon into one cup red wine and vinegar 👌

[@LukeTheDukeYT]

Someone’s been watching too much TikTok.

[@kingjacob101]

pretty sure thats what 99% of people do

[@LukeTheDukeYT]

@@kingjacob101 I know. And someone’s been watching too much.

[@artechstorm]

I'm sure they are stuck in the 1300s and somehow time travel to modern time.

[@eastmayip7144]

@@LukeTheDukeYT me never see tic tok

[@LukeTheDukeYT]

@@artechstorm lol

[@funnitoadstool4489]

Story one: imagine he said “at the highest skyscraper they built up and made a wall over the earth”

[@TheBritishQueen]

If you believe the earth is flat…….. why? What is wrong with you? When did your parents go wrong?

[@jamiegioca9448]

He thinks the Earth is flat because his brain itself is flat. That would make sense to me

[@johancarcamo7560]

Flat Earthier these days

[@starsareangels7]

You wouldn't believe you were on a spinning ball unless somebody lied to you and you took their word or their cgi and fisheye lenses as truth

[@stonedjasonvoorhees5959]

​@@starsareangels7Yup, all the millions and millions of people over our time who have mathematically proven that the earth is round long before CGI or Photoshop was invented definitely did so to perpetuate a lie. Makes total sense.

[@starsareangels7]

​@Stoned Jason Voorhees again you must not understand Satan wants you to feel small insignificant and to not believe in the true God. Do you not perceive that the children if the father of lies would do his bidding

[@kellycrawford4145]

Fun fact to debunk the flat earthers. The ROTATION of the earth has to be accounted for when long-range missiles are fired. My dad used to test long range missile systems for an afb in California

[@dragonweyr44]

1st story: If there is an ice wall around the edge of the earth, guarded by some military presence, then where are the people who have said that they've been to the ice wall and were turned back by a navy ship? Where are the ex sailors who have retired from those navies who have said that they've served on those ships and have since retired or left the service? Why is it that you can stand on the tip of South America, South Africa, Tasmania or the southern island of New Zealand and see the exact same stars? Why haven't THEY ever tried to find the ice wall themselves?

[@SH-qs7ee]

If you're a flat earther and climate change believer you must be sweating bullets right now.

[@A_randombatchofthings]

Awesome channel

[@soulkiller22]

My uncle thinks the world is square

[@annabelljunebrown7997]

Hi I love your videos

[@RunnyBabbitMom]

Never met a flat earther who didn't love all the conspiracies. Edit: Asked one about the 'rona vaccine. Worse mistake ever but at least he stopped about the flat earth.

[@QuickManEXE]

Lol yeah that probably wasnt a good idea.

[@RunnyBabbitMom]

@@QuickManEXE If my little girl hadn't started doing the gotta go dance I think I would still be there today.

[@joshuasnellenberger4193]

You can find flat earth members all around the globe...lol

[@scphobia]

Flat-earthers: I swear, you could find round earthers all over the disc.

[@joshuasnellenberger4193]

@@scphobia haha nice one

[@devingeary455]

Story #3 if the husband has already cheated he has already checked out of the relationship because he had to talk himself into stepping outside of the relationship.

[@Stoney-lz3ri]

Anyone who believes the earth is flat really shouldn't be part of society especially around young people.

[@elainegoates9792]

Why on earth would the government even bother hiding this?

[@edenstonne]

Exactly! Why tf they would ever bother?

[@WRL64]

And even if they were, it would have to be a massive international effort including nations we are not on good terms with.

[@scphobia]

"holy fuck there is an entire border on this planet made of ice" *"nobody shall know"* "wait, what? why does it matter that muc-" *"we will not let them know about this"*

[@Charles-7]

_sigh_ , I can't believe that these flatheads (yes I calling them as that, cause if they think the planet we live on is flat, then so is their heads), are still bringing this up after being disproving that it's as round as any other celestial body.

[@pinktastic6159]

Ok, the flat earth thing is clearly crazy and started as a 4chan joke, but I know a pilot with an undergrad degree in aviational engineering who believes it.... Not even joking. Clearly, he's brilliant. From a family of pilots and geniuses. First time he talked about it I'm like, wait, what???

[@TheWinterAngel107]

Story 1 Gary is completely crazy 😂 first of all astronauts that go to space can see that the earth is a sphere and I don't think the bible says that's the earth's flat

[@firefly4f4]

Not that it actually matters to reality... The Bible actually does describe it as flat, using in the original Hebrew word for round or disc as opposed to ball, and that it's set upon pillars and divided into quadrants (often mistranslated as corners) and stretched out beneath a dome to which the stars are affixed, and above which is an expanse of water.

[@christophergarcia3695]

Probably best not to refer to texts that predate the scientific revolution since the flat earth and geocentric idealism was common knowledge back then amongst many cultures, especially European or Christian.

[@SH-qs7ee]

​@@firefly4f4 The bible also has talking snakes, magic fruit, guys who are hundreds of years old, women turning to pillars of salt, a super solider whose weakness is a haircut, and a guy with a virgin mother that comes back from the dead; I'm not sure you can use it as a literal interpretation.

[@SH4D0SKU11]

LMFAO @ the person screaming no at the flat earther trying to take a group selfie with them It just sounded like something out of a Jim Carry movie I just imagined them standing there with a blunt look on their face before the "NO!!!" Vivid image of him nearly dropping his shit from the sudden shout, thanks for that story XD

[@devingeary455]

Story #2 actually seems like a misunderstanding and would probably be solved with an honest conversation with the Aunt and uncle voicing her concerns just as she did in this thread. I strongly disagree with this current mentality that anytime there is a disagreement in a relationship thst you burn the relationship to the ground.

[@mason4318]

This is actually pretty funny and then he’s gonna waste 1000 of dollars on camera to be wrong

[@tailsmilesprower9451]

You don't need to go to the edge of the earth to see""this ice wall"" if you go high enough you should beable to see it but we don't

[@michaelshworak]

Bruh no frigging way It’s been proven multiple times

[@netto6681]

Hold up, the second story sounds like all he’s done is use only fans, or something similar, and she’s chosen to categorise that as “cheating”. If so, she’s being melodramatic.

[@Springy05]

I was thinking that too. Like, sure, only fans isnt a place for a married man to look at, get your wank off on the X site or the hub, not onlyfans. But looking it and subreddits... that aint cheating. It would be cheating if he's chatting with other woman about hanging out, or even hangs out with the intent of it being a date, but just looking to get some wanking is not cheating.

[@kwhitewinter7088]

That depends on the person- some may think its fine, but me personally, I'd think it'd be wrong if your with me then your with me not with an online figure

[@JINXIENG]

He admitted to cheating so she has every right to be upset specially after claiming for years that he hates cheaters

[@HaydenShomer]

The earth was proven to not be flat from the 1st ever telescope so the guy who tried to prove the correct planets in order so he basically proved 2 things

[@ZoeMuller80]

8:51 your aunt and uncle house 9:07 his aunt and uncle jfc decide whose they are his or her

[@Brain_Damage_Eli_isLost]

STORY 1: for flat earthers, :" If the Earth was flat, you would've tilted it by now."

[@lillappy7520]

Actually now I wonder for the flat earth.... When digging the ground so long since how hot it would be when nearing the molten lava of the core ..😂

[@rogertheshrubber2551]

You won't make it that close. It gets very hot long before you get near it. You'd have to go hundreds of miles down anyway

[@CaptainTom_EW]

Last story: divorce her OP She deserves better

[@Warrius982]

Flat earthers really only have 2 option for an afterlife then. Davy Jones' Locker (potc) or Tartarus (dreamworks sinbad). Though, I wouldn't be surprised if they survived a waterfall or falling off a cliff and called it 'Proof'. 🤦‍♂️

[@long3amamda]

Good lord!!!!!! The earth is freaking round!!!!!!!!!

[@SoundwaveAeron]

YOOO MARIO KART IN 8-BIT

[@happydoots382]

The pushing of one’s beliefs on another irritates me to no end. I have my religion but under NO circumstances will I EVER force another soul to believe in it. That’s not me, not my religion. I judge not, and I’ll go to my grave that way. Fanatics of any belief are both annoying and dangerous. Don’t go into their rabbit hole.