Psycho Ninja - DayZ Comedy

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#Esseker

[@SmokeDayZ]

This was our first day on the new modded map known as Esseker (work in progress)

[@Atasych]

This story is so cool. I liked it a lot. Could you make just one Tarkov stream, please? All the old Tarkov streams are gone after 2 months.

[@rootbowy825]

I’m very much excited to see this map expand and open up.

[@randomizeduzername]

@@Atasych tarkov ain't it bro

[@KirbaZ]

@@Atasych nahhhhhhhhhhhh

[@jayden3759]

This was so funny

[@allisonronis]

i had a moment irl i thought my neighbors would actually call the cops cause i was yelling so loud in my apt...HAAAALLLPPPPPPP

[@covercs5928]

oh its you lol

[@civi554]

There is no fucking way thats you LMAO

[@pathfinder5217]

Allison. Thankyou so much for the laughs 😁

[@IamBATMAN2024]

😂😂😂

[@kneeelbowtoes]

your response was perfect!

[@kjartansigursson3202]

Lady: *Screams for help at the top of her lungs. Smoke: "She was so into it".

[@kzop2847]

If this isn't gold Dayz content then I don't know what is. Absolutely brilliant

[@willbarlas6216]

So used to clan warfare and that stuff. but this, this is gold

[@omaralhussari6607]

Absolutely, this guys is just 😍😍😍

[@hxd9321]

Don’t question him he is the best Dayzer in the whole wide world universe

[@TheMissing8]

Episode starts: Smoke " You're going to pay for that." Me: gets excited " Oh, alright it's going to be one of those types of episodes."

[@rapturestudios3179]

This was such a great moment. Reminded me of the interaction of Anton Chigurh the hitman and the gas station attendant in No Country for Old Men. Just that subtle, understated power dynamic. Absoultely fab

[@mattchew69er]

Same here (grabs popcorn)

[@buccnasty1126]

Bro listening to her tell the story is the best fucking dayz content I've ever seen in my fucking life I'm crying over this

[@TheJoeStorey]

I haven't laughed this hard during a stream in a long time. Thanks for the laughs Smoke!

[@RB-ob2nz]

“This guy is a sociopath!” .....So let’s make a fire in the building right next to where he attacked us 😂 “He’s a f-ing ninja”

[@Dellerbuff]

4:04 "Don't say anything" "HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP"

[@steveclarke1857]

"Hey, lady. IT'S ME" Hahahahahaha

[@prdgmshft9107]

Bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂

[@Dellerbuff]

3:12 I've watched this 5 times already

[@tipchel5709]

@Йеркин Александр умора!!!😂😂😂😂👏😎👍

[@TrollDemN00bs]

@@tipchel5709 ooomooooraaaaa

[@tipchel5709]

@@TrollDemN00bs boo ga ga!😂😂👋

[@biblesaurus6862]

Please anyone who hasn’t checked out Smoke on Twitch you’re missing out. The last few streams have been ones for the history books!

[@AdonMobin]

tbh, almost every stream is one for the history books !

[@donovanhaas7315]

Played to fucking perfection. Smoke is the GOAT.

[@Travis015]

Thanks for the spoiler .

[@donovanhaas7315]

@@Travis015 Shit, sry bruh

[@Travis015]

@@donovanhaas7315 lol all good bro

[@GhostShip94]

Lol I'd have rolled up on sks guy and have gotten blasted immediately. Pure luck

[@MotoBroo]

FUNNY AF!

[@stevenwilliams9161]

If only you could wheelie in Dayz

[@Pybo04]

Mb gang

[@DollHair]

damn bro i watched u back when i was like 14 pitbiking lmao

[@thehuntingparadox9498]

He said are you hearing this as he eats the food 😂

[@weslo819]

The best part of your streams and videos is when you make that noise right before murdering someone with a shovel.

[@alexs.362]

peter griffin sound lol

[@kanuni1979]

4:45 "Hey, u hear this?" _starts munching the plum_ 😂

[@CameronL211]

HOLY SHIT 19:40 DUDE IS SCOUSER KAIFAWKES Smoke and Kai duo is legendary

[@96th]

You can always count on a random scouser to turn up out of nowhere and save the day.

[@gumpable]

"Maybe we could skin her up" IMMEDIATELY pulls out hatchet. Dudes a savage.

[@walrider-3801]

Dude i hope your KZbin channel blows up as much as your twitch channel you deserve this amazing community and the support u have. Im proud to be a fan of yours.

[@RVMdiscgolf]

Hey Smoke. I found your channel a few weeks ago when I was in the hospital and your content had me laughing so hard. Got me through it. Now I'm back in the hospital and back on your channel laughing my ass off. Thanks, man. It helps a lot.

[@rossmccabe3667]

Hope your good bro

[@rossmccabe3667]

@melly sick individual u are

[@chasewatkins7761]

you out the hospital?

[@Matt_Barnes]

When the first guy denied you a bandage and your immediate response was "You're gonna pay for that," I knew this was going to be gold. Great content man, legit better than a tv show.

[@theghost5272]

yo i died when she was screamin help lmfao the legitimate scared cries for help omfg i woke everyone up in the house im laughin so hard

[@reggie7653]

HAHAHAHA that laugh at 3:23 gets me so bad. Smoke tries to keep a straight face so its hillarious when he cracks like that.

[@AdonMobin]

I watched this live, and was crying from laughter. Watched the VOD again with a friend, still as funny. And now im watching it for the 3rd time on youtube, and I'm still crying and my ribs are hurting. Smoke your content is absolutely incredible, keep it coming, we're loving it !

[@Scratchkillah]

Holy shit when I seen the length of the video I was hype. Haven’t laughed so much from a KZbin video in a long time

[@Matt_Barnes]

23:11 "Nah, we can skin'er up though, go halfsies, what d'ya say?" **Welshman pull out axe silently** 😆

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Welsh?

[@patrickmchugh9366]

Scouse*

[@theamericancritic3002]

Smoke: Gets emotional and starts telling a story. Irish Lad: Ight, imma leave this plain of existence. 26:44

[@onnak]

When he finished talking and turned around and the guy was motionless on the ground... Haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@jv-fy1de]

*scouser

[@Jacob_Overby]

grade A quality

[@prdgmshft9107]

“Hey lady it’s me!” No on can HALP YOU NOW! The dude at the end didn’t hesitate to cannibalize her Lmfao

[@rosscannon5834]

Absolutely brilliant especially when the girl was squealing on you to her buddies lmfao

[@mr.ninian1465]

This is the best dayZ interaction I've seen in a long time! Got the feels to play again, thanks for that :D

[@chezzington918]

2 year anniversary for this golden vidèo

[@jonathanlee5314]

"He didn't even say anything, he just walked up and starting beating the dog shit out of you." Attaboy Smoke. He's not usually crazy but when he is...

[@KasherTigerFace]

2 years later and I am just now suggested this video. GG That was hilarious!! Hope to see more current DayZ vids!

[@Alk3mix]

This was incredible to see live. My sides were splitting, bush wookie ninja devil.

[@thepaleone6960]

im proud i was there

[@93X777]

This is the only DayZ video on the youtubes where I occasionally think “I need me some ‘Psycho Ninja’.”

[@hardboiled2987]

What a fucking adventure. I can’t believe this wasn’t scripted. Those guys were so incompetent it almost seemed like a comedy movie lmao. Awesome vid.

[@Nevs-]

Bro this was insanely well done!! Brilliant maneuvering too 😂😂 you had all those guys in complete confusion

[@civi554]

These Smoke videos are the best thing in youtube for me right now, just amazing. When i see the notification i come running.

[@m0rk18]

This video right here! This is the Classic vibes of DayZ. Not getting sick gear and one tapping a guy from 600 meters. This is the A1 content you come for when you play DayZ. Amazing video, and your streams are just as good as your videos! LOVE THIS STUFF BRO!

[@fullmindstorm]

This was content gold, i paused it half way to eat while watching and have a smoke and enjoy.

[@cmg2853]

I've been a fan of your videos for the last 2 years, thank you for keeping us entertained!

[@DFlo780]

dude these comedy videos are absolutely gold. amazing hahahaha

[@damiangordon8893]

i have watched this 3 times and it still cracks me up lol great work and awesome content and i hope to see more crazy stuff like this

[@snoopy7193]

I remember watching this on stream. Man I was dying. Keep it up you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve. Good Shit Smoke 😂😂😂

[@choosetolivefree]

You're officially the best DayZ player I've ever watched

[@chromegnats]

Watching this live had me legit crying laughing. So glad it’s on here now.

[@Eliasrock123]

Esse vídeo deveria ser patrimônio histórico do DayZ. hahaha I started watching your videos last week. you are an entertainment machine 😂

[@criteecgaming]

The moments DayZ provides is unmatched. Absolutely hilarious!

[@woweeoi11]

This had me cramping up from laughing so hard what an interaction man I loved this. Don’t have time to really check out the streams thanks for the upload brother

[@ccloudleaf]

can we just talk about how fuckking massive that mega tree-bush was. perfect cover for your ninja Antics. Goated video.

[@karlish8799]

Man, that ending was perfect. Great clip mate.

[@SandevistanB]

This is the best DayZ video I’ve seen all year. Thank you for the hard work and please don’t give up no matter what any one tells you. :)

[@demz]

I remember watching this live on stream, so funny man, thanks for the video

[@patdog5922]

that's the guy, that's the guy; it's Jimbo! LMAO

[@sadikalarieski7340]

6:47 😂 the thing on his hand while he say it.. I can't😂😂😂 those people's innocent af

[@saintsinister8463]

Thank You I needed this video in my life. Been a long time since I had fun laugh. Truly great content love watching you.

[@deathhand1654]

Help help help(neighbours calling 911 home invasion) 🤣😂🤣

[@GoggleEgg]

This is gold one of the funniest vids I've seen in while

[@Hairyloft]

Such a great vid, fist vs shovel how times have changed, always funny and always nuts, ty.

[@revtmyers1]

This was classic. Loved watching the stream

[@jordanvoskamp]

Glad to see you putting out more content, love ya smoke have a great weekend.

[@jeremyluteran5242]

Omg this had me lmfao the other night in stream 🤣🤣so happy you put it on Utube 🙌🏻

[@swarbrickjesse]

This is the best DayZ content ive ever watched im dyinggggggg

[@bigswerves]

This video was one hell of a ride! So good

[@debob513]

15:30 The panic in her voice, died

[@Genocidejim]

Absolutely loved this. Pissed myself from start to finish 🤣

[@bmfkingtune7802]

This gotta be one of your funniest Vods smoke 😂😂😂

[@keithsudzy4364]

Allison....She was the the crime boss that kept it all together...lol

This laughs made my neighbor peek into the window and ask me WTF I was watching 😂😂 He is 68...he doesn't understand... 🤣 Amazing streams Smoke!! 🙌

[@JuanDiaz-pv1vq]

This was the most entertaining video I have ever watched lmfaooo

[@lootscoopproductions6898]

This is one of the best uploads ever!

[@shaquillestephenson]

I have been looking for this video for awhile man! I have never laughed so hard at a DayZ video. Great stuff bro!!! " Hey Lady it's me *evil laugh" 🤣😂

[@thomascouch4610]

This was amazing Thank god i was here for this stream

[@bdws7653]

Thanks Smoke, this was an awesome vid.

[@dhbamby]

"shut up, shut up *hits wall twice*"

[@RoyalLineageLLC]

Still come back to this for a good laugh thanks for the great content 🔥🙌🏽

[@baptm727]

That was funny as hell man ahah thank you for sharing

[@kannnnix]

I watched this in the VOD just today, absolutely worth to put in a KZbin Video, I was laughing and grinning the whole time when that happened

[@Jideaohn]

This has to be one of my all time favorite DayZ clips

[@CrossGraves]

I watched this Live and my sides were splittin', especially when you ran in "hey lady its me heh heh heh", distinctly remember saying in chat "if this isnt a video idk what is!" Good show!

[@auditmaded8254]

All your vids are awesome! This one and all the lax ones have been my favorite, along with Jayn and the guass. Insane!

[@rapturestudios3179]

What a perfect ending hahaha, honestly a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Incredible!

[@aussierule]

Jeez dude, literally only in DayZ. What an incredible game; despite it's flaws and bugs, it's the community and experiences that make this a 10/10 game for me. I love Tarkov, Squad, and Arma and the 70+ other games on my steam but man nothing beats DayZ in my book.

[@gonwall]

You have pretty bad taste in games

[@sylvainsoler3408]

i follow Smoke since 2018. Each stream i told to myself "i will never see someting so epic". And the next stream is more epic :D

[@calimaa09]

Dude! I must have seen this 15 times now and sent it to all my friends hahaha! So damn good man. Thank you Mr Smoke

[@adamsowers8957]

It's funny as shit that the thought doesn't cross their mind to go check the bushes.

[@JK-vl3jw]

The whole situaton is just hilarious!

[@brendanshari1895]

Bro this had me in tears 🤣 subscribing. For sure

[@sytherslicer3524]

This is what dayz is all about..... Fucking love this video bro

[@WatsonHerbush]

This is one of the best video I've seen. I almost pissed my pants.

[@Heisenberg25716]

It’s just an other level of skill you have 😂 props man! I love your videos keep going

[@damiangordon6906]

This is probably my favourite vid of dayz that I have ever seen 😂😂😂 you are definitely a ninja 🤣🤣🤣

[@tysonc78]

That got me to subscribe. Best Dayz content I've seen yet.

[@jmighty33zero]

This might be the best DayZ content ever

[@dfazen89]

Lmfao ohhh jimbo we know youre hereee... "proceeds to get rolled*

[@txtoolfan]

this could be the greatest DayZ video in history.

[@skyhighkillem]

One of my favorite dayz videos of all times

[@findrfc5219]

This was the best video I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 too funny