Psycho Teddy (German version) without the audio glitch

[@willowthelyxra]

I always grew up thinking that the awkward pause was actually meant to be in the song 💀💀

[@pokthepossum]

Same here

[@thepoliskid]

SAMEEE

[@sherryシェッリ]

HELP,, WHAT AWKWARD PAUSE

[@pokthepossum]

@@sherryシェッリ the song glitches kinda, you’ll notice when u watch the original

[@That-stupid-girl-emeralds]

SAMMMME

[@reneablackheart9563]

this song is like at least 15% of the reason i took german class. at least subconsciously

[@SonicCD_]

Same

[@jellybeanjazz69]

100% for me

[@mikuslayyyy]

Rolli und rita are the NEXT reason 💀

[@reneablackheart9563]

@@mikuslayyyy I have no idea what that is

[@tisjustangie]

​@@reneablackheart9563search it up

[@GenesisSaturna]

Weird how changing the language of a song can make it so much catchier. I DON'T EVEN KNOW A LOT OF GERMAN IT'S JUST CATCHIER LIKE THIS

[@Faunadude]

OH MY GOD YES

[@dragonico6847]

The german version sounds like they actually gave a fuck about the Quality of the sound

[@Pokaroquai]

They also make the instruments in the background sound different.

[@CHARGEMEDOKTOR]

And it doesn't make me cringe unlike the eng ver

[@teddy0club866]

The entire instrumental is different, better done from the english version, this one sounds a bit more complete.

[@purpleparfaityt2761]

I’ve been waiting for a recording of this without the awkward pause in “Tans für mich”

[@enamulchowdhury9862]

Isn't it 'Tanz'? Idk, not sure. I'm not German sooo, yeah...

[@WanShafarul]

“Tanz für mich”

[@WanShafarul]

You must hear carefully if it is tanz or tans

[@enamulchowdhury9862]

@@WanShafarul I see..

[@TheSourHours]

hi

[@saebelorn]

The combination of German + Psycho + Teddy drawing reminded me a German flash game where you treat stuffed animals with mental illnesses called Die Anstalt

[@зжщшцфяйчыпибьюъэдлэсг]

I now know that die anstalt is German translation for the asylum.

[@DoseOfRandom137]

gotta play it rn just to see edit: waht on earth it gives me the same fever dream vibes as some other flash game that was like candy crush but with cats and u had to blow them up

[@SugarCandyRibbon]

WHERE DID U PLAY IT??

[@SugarCandyRibbon]

@@DoseOfRandom137 help where do u play it

[@saebelorn]

@@SugarCandyRibbon It's on Crazy Games but I can't link it because KZbin hides my comment, sorry

[@gerragotheallidile]

Hearing it so clean is genuinely surreal. Great artwork btw. Really captures that early-to-mid 2000s vibe (which was roughly around the time the original Psycho Teddy song was released) quite well.

[@Treeeee2008]

2008

[@YummiRaindrop]

Psycho Teddy was released in 2008, which is counted as Late 2000's.

[@regav62]

@@YummiRaindrop the song was produced in december 2007

[@arylixas]

@@regav62and was *released* in 2008

[@CinnamonMochi]

The fact im watching this in 2024 and i just saw the english version and uhm i gotta say.. THIS IS A THOUSAND BILLION TIMES TRILLION GAJILLION TIMES MORE CATCHY THAN THE ENGLISH ONE

[@rowen17]

I agree.

[@FordBuiltTough]

Damn bro is using intergalactic numbers to say that this song is good

[@spideystark-zu1ri]

@FordBuiltTough IM CACKLING

[@benny5483]

Direct English translation: Little Teddy sweet and cute, adorable, cuddly, soft cutie.
Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me!
Little Teddy fluffy, press me, loopy and always happy.
Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me!
 Little Teddy sweet and cute, adorable, cuddly, soft cutie.
Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me!
Little Teddy fluffy, press me, loopy and always happy.
Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! 
Come, hug me!

Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me!
I am a psycho psycho teddy! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me!
I am a psycho psycho teddy! Little Teddy sweet and cute, adorable, cuddly, soft cutie.
Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me!
Little Teddy fluffy, press me, loopy and always happy.
Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me!
 Little Teddy sweet and cute, adorable, cuddly, soft cutie.
Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me!
Little Teddy fluffy, press me, loopy and always happy.
Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! 
Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me!
I am a psycho psycho teddy! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me!
I am a psycho psycho teddy! Little Teddy sweet and cute, adorable, cuddly, soft cutie.
Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me! Cuddle me!
Little Teddy fluffy, press me, loopy and always happy.
Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! Dance for me! 
Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me!
I am a psycho psycho teddy! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me! Come on play play play play with me!
I am a psycho psycho teddy! This translation was extremely difficult and probably not used because many of the words don’t have English translations or would’ve sounded awkward in English. In the first line, they call psycho teddy cute using 3 different words that all meant the same thing (cute) but in different contexts.

[@partiallypeculiar4545]

THANK YOU for making a direct translation. I feel like a lot of people throw out proper understanding in favor of a quick translation. I do have one question; Is German your first language?

[@Blind_Eye046]

"WHO GAVE THE BEAR A KNIFE AGAIN!?" "HEHEHHAHAHAHAHHAAA-"

[@i_love_milkyway_chocolate8474]

Tldr

[@tubbabee]

NO WAYYY BENNY PFP youre perfect for this song!!!

[@V0XTECH5]

OMMGG YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO THIS IT PROBABLY TOOK SO LONG😭😭😭

[@hoodspawn9073]

I’m still flabbergasted that this song coming back around again finally brought a clearer version in my recommendations, even though it was three months ago by now. This song is so old, I just made peace with the older version. Seeing this is still bizarre, and for that I thank you kind Sir.

[@SomeKidFromBritain]

what is your pfp?

[@Astr0galactic]

I WAS SO ANNOYED AT THIS GLITCH IM SO GLAD ITS GONE

[@Periwinkleaccount]

Where’s your profile picture from?

[@matchmakee]

@@Periwinkleaccount they probs drew it

[@AlfredoTheRipoff]

Where is the glitch in the original? (The timestamp) I really cant hear it

[@liamandsmg4crew2015]

0:25

[@UnlostChargeOnlyOnYouTube]

The artist put this as Lost Media so i think the glitch is gone

[@k.kitty27]

has an hq version of this been found yet?? at this point i’d kill hear this in actual good quality it slaps so hard 😭

[@jesternightlight]

honestly the low quality adds flavor for me

[@mysticxjuice]

​@jesternightlight8410 it's so sizzly this way

[@lunar_proxy]

tbh i don't think it exists

[@pre6253]

​@@lunar_proxyIt did, but they deleted the video 😭

[@iminacatsuit]

There is one in a japanese channel kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKi5oWqMoNWVrZosi=SJaPbpL01ny2T8N0

[@kagevista3375]

I remember that song,, it feels so weird yet nice to hear it without the pause

[@goikyfan26]

Liy pfp!

[@moonthescoutlover]

someone tell me what video has the pause

[@Lilac_ni_IU]

Just search up “psycho teddy german version” it will have an awkward pause

[@K1TT13G0R3]

Lyrics (Deutsche): Kleiner Teddy süß und putzig, goldig, schmusig, weich und knuffig Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Kleiner Teddy flauschig, druckmich, durchgedreht und immer glücklich Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Kleiner Teddy süß und putzig, goldig, schmusig, weich und knuffig Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Kleiner Teddy flauschig, druckmich, durchgedreht und immer glücklich Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Komm, drück mich! (3x) Komm doch spiel spiel spiel spiel mit mir Ich bin ein Psycho! Psycho Teddy! (3x) Komm doch spiel spiel spiel spiel mit mir Ich bin ein Psycho! Psycho Teddy! *sounds* Kleiner Teddy süß und putzig, goldig, schmusig, weich und knuffig Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Kleiner Teddy flauschig, druckmich, durchgedreht und immer glücklich Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Kleiner Teddy süß und putzig, goldig, schmusig, weich und knuffig Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Kleiner Teddy flauschig, druckmich, durchgedreht und immer glücklich Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! 🎶 (3x) Komm doch spiel spiel spiel spiel mit mir Ich bin ein Psycho! Psycho Teddy! (3x) Komm doch spiel spiel spiel spiel mit mir Ich bin ein Psycho! Psycho Teddy! *sounds* Kleiner Teddy süß und putzig, goldig, schmusig, weich und knuffig Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Kleiner Teddy flauschig, druckmich, durchgedreht und immer glücklich Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Kleiner Teddy süß und putzig, goldig, schmusig, weich und knuffig Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Knuddel mich! Kleiner Teddy flauschig, druckmich, durchgedreht und immer glücklich Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! Tanz für mich! (3x) Komm doch spiel spiel spiel spiel mit mir Ich bin ein Psycho! Psycho Teddy! (3x) Komm doch spiel spiel spiel spiel mit mir Ich bin ein Psycho! Psycho Teddy! *sounds*

[@rottenwilk]

if youre ever curious the bpm is 137

[@Faerievixen1]

How did you get that emoji!!!!

[@rottenwilk]

@@Faerievixen1 its one of the secret youtube ones. i think you type ":oops:"

[@imanlirepciraphael]

:oops:

[@rottenwilk]

@@imanlirepciraphael oh.

[@DEMIJohn_Doe]

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

I've been listening to this vid on loop, all what we need know is someone to find the original file!

[@rottenwilk]

nice to know this is a good video for other people too lol 👍 and yeah finding the actual original file is the next step, but i really dont know how id do it

[@ewew2163]

Theres a file?

[@rottenwilk]

@@ewew2163 very likely some sort of original file distributed or something like that

[@RedLoTheCake]

Found

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

@@RedLoTheCake Where?

[@amaretto_330]

idk why it sounds like neko arc at some spots but this damn song hits hard in german

[@Pokaroquai]

Germany makes the best eurodance songs for ringtones tbh, atleast imo.

[@flifo]

no way!!!! i can't believe this song is resurfacing, i used to listen to this in 2016 😭😭

[@sukiglami]

Same 😭

[@Mitzi-chan224]

this song wasn't made in 2016, it was made in 2005 or 2006

[@flifo]

@@Mitzi-chan224 nothing in my comment did I ever state that the song was made in 2016? help ⁉️/nm 😫 unless I phrased it wrong

[@skycloudhopper]

​@@Mitzi-chan224they said they listened to it in 2016 not it was made in 2016

[@pre6253]

​​@@Mitzi-chan224jit doesn't know how to read 💀

[@jylabeans1616]

SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CARES 😍

[@hoodspawn9073]

RIGHT?!?

[@Bobbybearhug1-d9u]

FR BRO

[@BaldiJoltUTAU]

I swear this version's instrumental has more impact than the english version

[@Zcubi]

Istg the English version is so soft compared to this

[@BaldiJoltUTAU]

@@Zcubi So apparently, the english version actually does have less instruments than this, ima name off the two i know of that are present from the english version: -Music Box/Glockenspiel (?) -"Intense" Saw-like instruments in the "Freak Out" part Not to mention, the english version has different drums

[@burrito8731]

The remaster we all needed

[@freesha]

hope one day we can find the original file for this song 🙏

[@Thejoyfulbunch]

There was one but I think it was deleted

[@Goldthecat]

So glad I grew up with the audio jitter in the “tans für mich,” but man is this better ❤

[@hattzy._.dragonz_]

Its "tanz für mich" :D [just correcting you just so you know more] :3

[@irltodo]

for as long as i've listened to this song, that glitch bothered me to an insane amount (thank you)

[@Stibly]

You have made many people really happy, thank you so much... Now that I'm hearing it without the glitch it feels weird, like my brain is saying something's wrong LOL.

[@ebbing_soul]

still listening to this song, it’s such a vibe

[@Laser35708]

Why does a different language make a song so much catchier-

[@zzz_naptime]

thank you so much for getting rid of the audio glitch! nice editing!

[@lennondegoede]

I love this song! Especially the cute-but-psycho vibe it has

[@shivfrye]

This version will always be better than the English

[@Oliver66834]

best part RRR. RR 0:07

[@deadcaliph6414]

Love the artwork, very Antonucci/Toomey style. Looks like a doll Jimmy would hold around before it gets accidentally torn up by Ed after some shenanigans

[@Vutieangel]

I remember animating to this song when I was younger haha its so strange to hear it again now

[@benbatz]

This song is the reason i wanna know German

[@Suxor.]

why does this sound better than the english version

[@elitecabela5329]

11 year old me is screaming rn lol thanks for this

[@OniLordMiki]

Have you ever felt true pain? An agony so exquisite that it almost feels pleasurable? Excruciation so horrific even the release of death is preferable?

[@lemon_eye4610]

​@@OniLordMikiu ok?

[@augustingabrielolaru5299]

@@OniLordMiki Bro did you go to the upside down or something

[@danimorgan1707]

I never new this was a German version of the song, I thought that's how the actual song sounded like until my friend showed me the English version and I was so confused as why the song sounded so off in my haed until now

[@SHIBEKAI]

0:57 Slapping this here because.. **PSYCHOTIC NOISES**

[@Gjeea]

Sooo… this is the highest quality version we will ever get

[@LillianGraceFullofficial]

Feels weird when you know German

[@reneablackheart9563]

yeah you start to realize german has like. 15 whole words (this is coming from someone trying to learn it)

[@soleosfiles]

THANK YOUUUU that audio glitch always bugged me since childhood

[@HAM_dudes]

WHY THIS IS NOT ON SPOTIFY! This one much better than the English version (which is in the app...)

[@Xx_INV4D3R-Z1M_xX]

The thumbnail reminds me of invader zim

[@meaningfuldinner]

Love the teddy drawing

[@biscuitz777]

just found this song and now i'm hooked

[@Ath3naMyL0ve]

The English version is so terrible this sounds way better in German ;-;

[@rottenwilk]

its honestly the English versions' vocals that kill it for me, the instrument while different is fine

[@Lord_Garmadon2022]

"Your headphones are leaking" and this is what I'm listening to

[@SlyceCaik]

im obsessed with this song i will fcking animate with this song

[@SlyceCaik]

what i love the most about this is it sounds so much like kuromi's japanese voice actor in onegai my melody

[@lemonmeat]

german ver will always be objectively better

[@Partyhat2013]

0:24 in my “blish blish” I can unhear it

[@UNDERWORLDHOUSE]

this shit is the banger of all of the universe WHY DOES IT SLAP SO HARD

[@sponegbobspineappel]

KNUDDEL MICH 🔥🔥💯💯‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

[@hopepapernacky]

THANK YOU IT ALWAYS BOTHERED ME SO MUCH

[@Drsunshine777]

I love the drawing of the bear

[@AlexVictus123_]

How did the staircase feel?

[@Drsunshine777]

@@AlexVictus123_ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[@ContinenalDC-10]

​@@AlexVictus123_jokes on you, i dont have a staircase.

[@AlexVictus123_]

@@ContinenalDC-10 alright my mad McDonnell Douglas DC-10

[@ContinenalDC-10]

not mad lol

[@sangu1vore]

youve done a great service to society

[@ruikasasfixer]

this song slaps

[@1secondarysmile]

is there a higher quality version of this around or is this low quality version all that’s left? would be a shame if that was the case, and i think it is.

[@rottenwilk]

im thinking that theres gotta be an original version without the glitch, but the only version online that i know of is the one that made it on youtube

[@nightwolfanimatez]

there is one on haileyxstudios channel but it has the cut 😢

[@Hani_67]

I really liked hearing this back in 2016

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

I originally heard this song sampled in one of MAILPUP's songs. Interesting to hear the original!

[@FordBuiltTough]

WE FINNA SPIEL MIT MIR WITH THIS ONE

[@snufkingstan]

does anyone know what the song was originally called in german or is it just psycho teddy ? the only ver i can find on spotify is the english which is way lamer :(

[@rottenwilk]

I'm not if anyone even knows where this version came from hoping this isn't media where part of it is partially lost

[@MichiHamburgers]

@@rottenwilkprobably soundcloud idk because copyrighted music or versions usually come from soundcloud so ye

[@Siobhanatron]

THANKS omg, I was just on my way to do this but now I don't have to :D

[@SilentMaryKate]

Ilove the art. Looks like something out of Ed Edd 'n' Eddy.

[@moji_mojyo]

XD I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT PART BUT ITS SO MUCH BETTER NOW TYSM

[@nolhowski]

what rabbit hole have i stumbled upon

[@calliesploon]

i didn't even know this was lost media by any means, the english one just came up in my mix and i got obsessed lol

[@boinger32]

hearing this without the pause feels so wrong

[@Hani_67]

Little me was getting goosebumps hearing this its so creepy but so catchy too

[@notsureal9997]

we making it out the chambers w this one

[@OneAndOnlyXander]

PUTTING THIS ON THE SIMS 4 BOOMBOX IMMEDIATELY!!

[@SomeKidFromBritain]

Bless you This takes me back lol

[@opienti]

Hello everyone :33 I just woke up from a 14 year long coma!! >w< What did i miss?

[@corgimations]

hmmmmm lets see.....uhhh multiple wars, a whole pandemic, and the corporatization of the internet :P

[@rufflechips1080]

invader zim got cancelled :< and tamagachis are still trending >w

[@зжщшцфяйчыпибьюъэдлэсг]

which at the start of your coma it was in 2009 right?

[@Zombie_vampire_butcher]

Welcome home,pizza tower,and bugbo :/

[@myla2495]

Tysm for this!

[@ISUCKATMAKINGMUSIC]

I DIDNT NOTICE THE GLITCH UNTILL THIS EXISTED:(

[@Owner-hk6ul]

Cute and fantastic song!

[@AtticPepsi]

this made me hear the glitch in the other versions, i searched all over for like and hour for the 100% clear version and its no where to be found. i got close with one video but they had it mixed w the english v 💔

[@G0r3_L0v3r_Am3thysT]

Idk why i love this so much 😀

[@VenetinOfficial]

EDM artist here. Anyone want a remix of this at some point? I could totally pull it off.

[@pockypu]

hell yeah

[@rottenwilk]

sounds fun, go for it

[@MochaNeko]

oh my god please do

[@bunnycat24]

yes

[@reneablackheart9563]

HELL YEAH

[@hattzy._.dragonz_]

Im German and i understand every single thing :D 🐻

[@Fauxipaliscoolio]

i love being german cuz we make shit like this and caramelldansen and forget about what happened

[@varmintt]

caramelldansen is swedish??

[@AlexVictus123_]

Caramelldansen is Sweedish, but yeah, songs like Hyper Hyper by Scooter

[@kwarlie_official]

So good song its no glitches, at it says

[@shellythesheII]

i can’t believe this song was a scam ringtone

[@ilexlio]

Ayo nostalgia hit

[@DoseOfRandom137]

im gonna be sick i've listened to this for way too long on repeat whilst making a purposefully 2012 edgy, unoriginal flash game type horror oc

[@user123-w3r]

I don’t know German but I can understand this song perfectly

[@FlankyMist]

I found this on spotify too-

[@cakepann]

FINALLY GERMAN

[@Verycoolchip]

Schön.

[@TalonTheHybridtherian]

：0これはすごい idkそれを説明する方法。隙間なく素晴らしいです Tanz für mich

[@CinnamonMochi]

Mom: Honey why is your teddy in the kitchen with a knife next to it?☺ 5 yr old child: WAIT WHAT

[@woozyfan]

i will always stand by the fact that german sounds so much better than the english

[@Susieuwuhater]

I like I'm a psycho Teddy 👹👹

[@corgimations]

psycho teddy >:3

[@v0x3lr0tz]

pov ur a lunatic doll

[@LaterRadiatior]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@narancia-jp]

I relate to this song

[@Billyflowers445]

What the hell is psycho teddy and why is it getting popular, i just remember seeing this in 2010 while watching old recordings from 2008

[@thinkkirby9025]

this sounds fimiliar. I wonder why. :/

[@melatonin39]

i didnt know other ppl noticed the glitch omg

[@pyneet]

thank you so much oh my gosh i couldnt stand the weird pause in the tans für mich line, which is why i didnt like to listen this version much