Punched by girlfriend's mother | Storytime With

This week, Colin & Kellie of TRY Channel share their worst relationship stories, including one where Colin got on the wrong side of Kellie's Irish mammy but lived to tell the tale.
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[@ColinFilm]

This was so much fun. Thanks for having us on! :}

[@emperorehryn2370]

Should get into speed running and Games Done Quick steams, but make it Games Done Drunk. Speed runners get locked and try popular runs

[@staydog3324]

OMG - When Colin went off about the finishing stuff and Clisare chuckled at the camera... Have to say though, Colin and Kellie are truly adorable.

[@Lord_Nemesis8]

ONG I never knew they were together and this is 5 yrs old

[@hendrikferreira4503]

20 minutes in and this is more couples counselling for Colin and Kellie. ' You know what drives me up the wall about you?' 'Yeah but.....'. I love it!

[@AlansNewMutant]

Hello from the future! Try Channel watcher here! Clare, if that boyfriend of yours downstairs is named Alex, you'll be married to him in 5 years. 2nd reason I love this, had no idea Colin & Kellie were in a relationship! I only just realized Try Channel is Colin, Kellie and Sean's brainchild.

[@ryangilligan40]

I’ve watched tons of Facts and Try channel videos and had my suspicions that they were dating. Even though this is an older video, I’ve never seen it. They hide it well, but you can definitely see the hints of affection that they have for each other in the videos where they’re together.

[@dianedonnachie2794]

You kiddos are so much fun for an old lady! You have made me smile and laugh so many times, Thanks kids.

[@RonsHere123]

You fed A Stray, ..so it's on you~!!!

[@saturdayschild7835]

Kellie got her braces off! She's my favourite ever of all the Facts people. I always thought that Kellie and Colin would make a lovely couple because of the way he looks at her. Now I find out they ARE a couple!!!!! Love it!!!!

[@Sunny-jz3dy]

😂

[@JayLand1973]

Claire is 5 feet of fury talking about painting lol

[@KajaKurczewska]

Yay! This made my day! Kellie and Colin are some of my faves at Facts and you three have great chemistry. The punch story had me dying laughing. Looking forward to more podcasts - you have my sub, kind madam. :)

[@christinamagee7093]

I love how now matter what, Clisare is always low key angry lol! I bet when she goes she goes! 🤣

[@robertwhitehead8671HMCS]

Toweling kitchen roll we call it "Paper towels"

[@SparksFlyBabySmile]

Completely agree with Kellie about how to eat a twix 😂

[@HeresKellie]

watching this back

[@emperorehryn2370]

You two should set up in a public park and just comment on people like talk shit or test pick up lines

[@leecanadyii890]

"TOLD YE I'D GET YE!!!" Kills me every time lol!

[@Mannecady]

Definitely the only way to eat a twix. Caramel first then biscuit.

[@brianstocks8049]

I dismantle the twix...dismantle the twix

[@Sunny-jz3dy]

Great first show! This was funny! Nice to see how things worked out for them! Love that t started it with a chin stroke!/tickle..lol. How do you explain that when people you've just met...ask how you met? Thats got to be hilarious!

[@shaneoneil1916]

Congrats on the new Podcast Clare looking forward to your new adventure. I'm subscribed and wish you the best of luck with it . God Bless from upstate NY USA

[@Aaron_K]

25mins in and only then do I notice the Funhaus teeshirt. Loved the podcast, I was in stitches laughing along with ye!

[@themchangesband]

Paper towels in my house.

[@FreezyAbitKT7A]

Kellie ruins the Irish stereotype of dating beating around the bush

[@KatzenjammerKid61]

I thought I was the only guy in a couple attacked by a pimple popper.

[@msmollieb82]

Oh gawd, I love these two! 🤣

[@chrisbrugma9851]

Canadians call it paper towel, and a drying rack.

[@awkward-stranger]

I smiled and laughed for the whole video. It was rapid!

[@Bob_just_Bob]

Why am I only discovering this 3 years Kate‽. Now I’m really hoping you’re still doing them

[@stacyv3356]

this was awesome. ..hilarious!

[@tongsodo]

I am glad to hear that it is not just Americans that say: "but like," and "I was like" repeatedly!

[@VincentsVideoVisions]

I'll betcha it's the result of American TV/movies.

[@caseycronan9217]

I mean, I heard "wife."

[@kathleenkretai5330]

Colin we call it paper towel for the kitchen and toilet paper for the bathroom for most of us here in Canada….lol. Most of all you guys shared are so relatable even when you have been with someone for over 25yrs there is a lot of give and take but you have to grow together to succeed.

[@janehickey29]

Pissing !!. Brilliant

[@kush.5904]

lol even i thought colin said wife instead of life

[@edwinsemidey7405]

oh my goodness this was so funny

[@bloemundude]

What a budget! Oops, I mean what budget! It's surprisingly very good audio for an empty room without carpet. Great content, too.

[@kathrynjohnson4933]

I didnt know they were dating!!!!!!

[@toddotterson7568]

Hilarious! Lol

[@divacassandra1]

No, it's a robe.

[@bronwenday]

I'm kinda with Colin on the whole kitchen roll thing! As long as I can remember my family have called it kitchen towel but everyone else slags me for it

[@bronwenday]

Hahahaha yeah well when you put it like that... (but we do use verbs as nouns all the time, just saying) :P

[@veggigoddess]

Sitting here in shock, and it's hard to shock me. Never would have guessed one they were ever dating and 2 that Kelly was not lesbian. I've seen her in probably 75 try videos and never even questioned she wasn't lesbian

[@AdorkableArtist92]

I once choked in the first week of a graduate school program. I had kept getting lost on the way to the cafeteria, and one night, I found it on the first try. I was all proud of myself and in a good mood, until I started choking on my dinner. Now, I have a malformation that causes me to choke easily, but I can usually just eat slowly and drink lots of water and be ok. This time, I drank water and it promptly came back up, and the food stuck in my throat was still totally stuck. I realize "oh noooo I'm really choking this time!" and I start trying to signal to some guys at the next table that I need help. I can't talk at all at this point, so I'm just doing the typical sign for choking with my hands at my throat. These poor guys must have been totally terrified because they just stared at me, eyes wide, jaws dropped, totally stock-still. They didn't do the heimlich. Eventually, I just coughed it up. That would've been fine, except I then couldn't stop coughing and projectile-vomited whatever food I had actually eaten all over the table and myself. At this point, I've made a total spectacle of myself, and the guys have come out of their terror-induced stupor enough to run and get napkins to start helping me CLEAN UP MY VOMIT. I now have enough presence of mind to realize that these guys are cute and are cleaning up my puke. I'm so horrified that I just want to sink into the floor. Then cafeteria workers start helping me clean up. When I finally left the cafeteria, crying a little bit and still with obvious puke stains on my clothes, I get lost. AGAIN. I'm in such a state from the choking incident that I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag, let alone find my stupid dorm room on a massive college campus that I'm not used to. I catch the attention of yet another attractive guy, and try to find out how the hell to get back to my room. He doesn't know, but he uses google maps or whatever to find my dorm. He was on his way somewhere else, but I must've looked so pathetic that he called his friends and was like "Imma be late for (whatever it was that he was heading to)" and walked me back to my room. The whole time I'm trying to focus on driving my motorized scooter, cover up the puke stains on my clothes, AND make friendly conversation with this Good Samaritan who is saving my butt. It was a weird night, to say the least.

[@marfaxa]

paper towels

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

That seems to be an American thing.

[@tosweet68]

I wonder if Colin and Kellie are still together? I never knew they were at any point until this video.

[@StorytimePodcast]

They are

[@GrumpyOldBastard]

Language Barrier! Too funny...now I admit there are time's in video's I have to rewind to catch what some of you are saying but that due to the cadence of your speech patterns mixed with the varying Irish accents

[@Parallaxus]

I hear you guys make references to American tv shows from time to time. Do you guys get American tv shows on your televisions or do you watch them on the internet?

[@VolvoXC90TV]

Does Colin work in Boojum?

[@Werewindle]

That's what you get for having a girlfriend!! You need a BOYfriend... and older, American boyfriend!!

[@kylekelly1167]

Do all three of ya have different channels.

[@StorytimePodcast]

Yes, all the links are in the description