PURE SUFFERING in SS13

[@tpgildersleeve]

I love how he was doing his bartender stuff at the same time as Criken’s Detective Noir session. It’s crazy how many different stories happen during a single ss13 game.

[@tisisonlytemporary]

shiiit, he doesn't upload to KZbin anymore. Got a Clip?

[@gadrill4285]

@@tisisonlytemporary there is a vods channel called Criken's Catalogue

[@StormShaun]

Not to mention Wizard Lawlman appeared at 2:53 and set everyone on fire.

[@lechking941]

so they all in the same loby

[@Jernfalk]

@@lechking941 Its a streamer/subscriber only server.

[@zambonibob2026]

The goodbye between goose barkeep and Rancher actually made me feel something. Well done.

[@dartoney]

Same

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

I *need* to find that background music

[@nullstudios2989]

I STARTED CRYING

[@amoyen_worior]

@@nullstudios2989 ME too😞

[@Zack_Zander]

First we got normal to chaotic And now we immediately get toss into chaos but ended in wholesome.

[@dagdammit]

8:50 this is such a peak Space Station 13 moment. Bartender steps back into the kitchen, finds a wizard and the clown, and they triumphantly announce they've just deep friend all of mining's gold.

[@Grok..]

Literally a minute and a half in: “You wanna help me kill a monkey”

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

goon culture tbh

[@Autmrane]

I guess it’s that time of day…

[@toaster9922]

@@snarkycommenthere9027 goon culture? nah killing monkeys is just ss13 culture as a whole.

[@3dDoener]

you're new to this game, aren't you?

[@tony1boss16]

@@snarkycommenthere9027 this is a universal ss13 constant

[@ungabunga3400]

a story of friendship, love, gooses, and hardship. Truly inspiring.

[@maik-dn6gr]

friend: have you ever cried to a movie me:

[@jimfortnite7810]

Geese

[@Epic_Gamer1521]

and insanity

[@gertrudechumblegobb]

I hope charborg keeps playing ss13, endless content means endless content.

[@secretsniffthecheeseslice5295]

oh ... i didn't know that's what endless content meant, thanks for the info 😁

[@secretsniffthecheeseslice5295]

that was a joke btw, no hate/sarcasm

[@gertrudechumblegobb]

@@secretsniffthecheeseslice5295 ik but i didnt mean that endless content defined as "endless content"

[@ab3ki84hayate]

SS13: The Infinite Content Machine

[@Fishy883]

yes

[@FirstGameFreak1000]

I love how he accidentally got the right ingredients for an old fashioned.

[@chadsmisek4537]

I was just going to say the same thing lol when he got the bitters right I was shocked

[@ethanheitz4489]

He probably should have used brandy instead of bourbon, but he was close asf

[@stargazer99]

He probably looked it up real quick. I wouldn’t think it that hard to do. Seems to be a common occurrence in this game to look stuff up mid game that you’re unfamiliar with. So is likely what happened? Or hey he could’ve accidentally done it. But I think it much more likely especially with the cut in between when the guy ordered it and the actual making of it. (Yes I know there’s cuts everywhere in this video to have mainly the good parts of the round but I’m saying it could’ve been in that cut where he tabbed out real quick googled old fashioned ingredients and popped back in to make it. Likely doesn’t take very long at all to do so.

[@FirstGameFreak1000]

@@stargazer99 very true, he's not new to looking up stuff during gameplay, could easily be done, didn't think about it. Don't think he was trying to be misleading if he did, just thought it was funny if he got it right in accident.

[@stargazer99]

@@FirstGameFreak1000 True it would be funny if that’s the case. And also why does my account give updates on things multiple weeks after they happen. Hahhh.

[@itsashane1552]

How did you have such a satisfying character arc?

[@TheG_Boy]

ikr

[@TookanW]

14:10 A true sad story of a good friendship :(

[@OrioxPL]

Still crying :c

[@TookanW]

@@OrioxPL Me too partner😔

[@teipic2010]

This is more emotional then a actual movie

[@Gadzuxe]

Lol, I was that talking goose he first encountered in the halls.. I kept bugging him at the bar and bringing him stuff because the poor barkeep looked so sad! :'( And then I accidentally started a goose cult, I guess. I'm glad he had fun with it

[@crispychronos9746]

cap

[@bradleyrosintoski2862]

That was u?!

[@erinw.9256]

Awesome lol

[@lonelysoul7661]

How did that even happened!?!?!? The goose cult??

[@mikhailkalashnikov9460]

The most emotional ending to any story.

[@diegovera1353]

Somewhere in this station, there’s a crazy detective putting an end to his old friend, at the same time the rancher and bartender parted ways

[@apollo937]

The friendship between the goose barkeep and the rancher made this episode of ss13 kinda wholesome. As wholesome as a wizard summoning gooses from "Goose Heaven" and turning people into gooses and preforming spells in a bar.

[@Zsadism]

Comedy incarnate. SS13, you and your editing style meld together so well.

[@luxither7354]

Please more! I love these videos. Your style of comedy goes PERFECTLY with Space Station 13

[@santinocorbo8938]

Nice turtleneck

[@luxither7354]

@@santinocorbo8938 thanks, my mom bought it for me.

[@santinocorbo8938]

Your mom must be a very nice person

[@CraigCastelia]

For anyone wondering what happened with the fire at 6:33, this is taking place on the map Oshan, which has these "hotspots" of underground magma that move around the map and cause eruptions.

[@newbaggett]

A wizard has converted and deep-fried gold coins into fried gold bars, the chef is no where to be found, people are playing Russian roulette and a portal to hell has been opened and is spilling lava...in space. But the goose finding quarters and enjoying his time in a way Kiryu-chan would...That's where you draw the line?

[@1thevm1]

Now charborg just needs to get an antagonist role someday to create a BedBananas-tier extinction event on the server. That'll be fun to watch.

[@MellowPup-j6b]

Watched this while drunk and fucking bawled my eyes out because of the ending. I've never felt more ashamed in my entire life

[@DefaultFlame]

I watched Cricken2's SS13 Noir video like an hour ago. Seeing him interacting with the barkeep momentarily as he orders his "usual" and then him continuing on with his own day and seeing the same day from a different vantagepoint is oddly satisfying.

[@josephcanete3857]

The "ill have the usual" guy is even funnier when you watched criken

[@AbsolutelyPlasmadic]

Absolutely hilarious, the twists and turns in this episode were crazy. Loved the goose arc, really seemed to tie all the loose ends and close the series in a dramatic but thoughtful manner. Great work man.

[@svant7921]

This is the wildest fucking game… These videos are fucking awesome, keep doing them!

[@aidangartner8786]

This was an amazing experience, honestly it taught me more about letting go than therapy

[@Sahduu17]

I always knew that Human hell and goose heaven were one in the same.

[@glyphee]

Great to see you play SS13! I learned about it from Criken back in 2019 and have been playing and wishing for more youtubers to play ever since, Its perfect KZbin material!

[@He_ofHavoc]

"Why not you play a few more rounds?" "Dies on first round"

[@Finamajig]

The ending is a work of art

[@suli0wik641]

I love how Charborg always manages to make all videos a cinematic masterpiece at the end. Like damn, that goodbye scene between the rancher and the barkeeper is heart-touching.

[@acereal_killer4517]

I dont know why charborg isnt a bigger creator by now, I find myself dying of laughter everytime i watch his videos

[@hriotcthulhu3958]

The ending legit brought me to tears

[@fishfiftie]

We just need to appreciate how he timestamps each section of the video. It may be little but it’s still great of him

[@batqrince]

PLEASE KEEP DOING SS13 PLEASE PLEASE HOLY SHIT THIS IS WONDERFUL

[@TheMadGamer250]

I don't understand how charborg never fails to make a hilarious vid.

[@sven7529]

A story of a barkeep being beaten by a cruel world. Who goes on a journey to become a new him, but in doing so. He loses everything and everyone that he once found comfort in. What a beautiful story

[@Punkandtokelife]

This episode has the same energy as a random adult swim show you see at 3am

[@Gigglesnix]

that was the most emotional ending of anything i've ever watched and i dont think i even know what happened

[@bigboopus5059]

I cannot comprehend the amount of mechanics this game has

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Whenever someone asks me for something strong I give them a glass of 75% pure ethanol, 15% space drugs, 10% whatever the hell I feel like at the time

[@iceshrimp2650]

the ending gave me goosebumps ngl

[@buffmonsterenjoyer3959]

There’s something about becoming immortal and having to say goodbye to your best, mortal friend that always speaks deep down. …Even if becoming immortal means becoming a goose. …And forever trapping yourself into a hellhole space station.

[@PinkPoloKanye]

This is what I have been waiting for! part 3 asap

[@vintagedoesstuff9527]

Really enjoying these Space Station 13 videos, keep up the great work!

[@kicks2258]

This video is just a rollercoaster of emotions, and I love it.

[@BlightCosmos]

I love that anyone that doesn't know about alcohol beverages just says "Give me a strong one, bartender!" Including me

[@sik3xploit]

I'd be the same way too.

[@where_is_roach8933]

What a tale... that ending is a tear jerker.

[@brothgurlegion4229]

wow! Best and funniest ss13 content i have EVER seen. more please!

[@Roseleaf-nc3tn]

“This place is so messyyyy” welcome to SS13, Charborg. Welcome to SS13. Anyways I really hope he comes back to this game..

[@olbuzz605]

"I wish people would quit preforming spells inside my bar!" Best line 2021

[@androgenius_alisa]

It feels so great when guards come for a drink and you've already got two bottles of triple sec ready

[@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM]

And as they tried to stop the ritual, they were too late. The Untitled Goose had been unleashed from hell.

[@tereziipyrope]

this is a beautiful tale of life and death. truly moving

[@tconderino]

Bitters and Soda Water for an upset stomach! Been a bartender for years, the bitters is fermented ginger so it works wonders for a tummy.

[@Lewdity]

I love your SS13 vids, keep it up!

[@Tommy-xp8me]

i love the fact that the guy who was asking for the usual at the start was criken2 lmao

[@crisomamber8463]

I can't believe I a SS13 story will make me cry. Really a good one

[@jacksonpape7232]

ngl this game is super cool. every time you play it’s like a whole story where you’re the main character.

[@nfus4191]

i always wanted to go to space, but this game makes me question (all of) my thoughts

[@EdgieAlias]

This is exactly how it goes every time.

[@WolfTrout]

This has got to be my favorite episode of SS13 you have made

[@thesleepparalysisdemonon]

That last goodbye was actually better than most goodbyes from anime

[@nyloaf]

God, this game is something else. I've never seen so many people so dedicated to staying "in character" in the assbackwards, batshit crazy town that is ss13

[@nathan1507]

I can't believe my first time crying after three years was for a goose and a rancher saying goodbye for the last time:(

[@buddyaxel244]

some of the best content on yt

[@HelloIAmHuman69]

The goose, barkeep and ranger friendship was so golden

[@pixel4908]

Watching you play this game always puts a smile on my face

[@AndGoatz04]

It is a lovely day on SS13 and you are a horribly pissed goose

[@isappycracks]

delete this dude this is cringe

[@Thunderchicken69]

CHRBRG uploading more SS13? Yeah it’s epic gamer meme time

[@RedHatWearer]

The part with the barkeep and gooses was the equivalent to when you have a good friend with you and they have to go

[@ThadCastled117]

These SS13 videos are a trip!

[@silly_heretic]

this is probably the best story i've ever seen in my life

[@electriccleric]

>nearly in tears : "i wish people would stop casting spells in my baaaar"

[@mr-glizzer3332]

this is sad and beautiful at the same time

[@n00body51]

I love the narration of this man

[@pauszed]

Charborg, been subbed a while. Just want you to know you make some kickass videos and you never fail to be hilarious. Take it ez babe;)

[@archmagetyler]

You know…. When you meet your closest friend by having them sling a dead chicken in your face, life is about to get very…very…. I N T E R E S T I N G .

[@zyrinthian]

This was my first ever video about Space Station 13. And I'm so glad it was.

[@lsswappedcessna]

I like how goose heaven is human hell, it's fitting for the Canadian Cobra Chicken.

[@Daniel-mq9ij]

so glad he made another video on ss13

[@RoodyPoo]

Came here after watching Criken's detective noir video, glad I didn't miss this epic tale of goosery.

[@TheFool_0]

This was beautiful enough to be on your main channel. Just needed a song.

[@malicmarrow4726]

Every single one of these videos is a hole god damn movie

[@gajspalt]

Love how you serverd Criken when he was playing the Detective Noir character xD I noticed since I just watched that video.

[@TimmyChalk]

loving these space station 13 videos!

[@joshpeacock2951]

The last meeting of Barkeep and Rancher was touching. Odd, considering the rest of the video.

[@Sm0k3turt]

More SS13, this shit is gold

[@fluffycasual5574]

I hate how emotional that ending was, could make a grown man cry

[@PotassiumEnjoyer]

This is like watching an actually great dramatic and sad film

[@fishbone5430]

Charborg brings me great comfort

[@thewolfstu]

YO, why that goose moment EMOTIONAL?!

[@sauerkids9254]

SS13 is a perfect example of Muphy's law. Murphy's law says that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

[@Sentient-Noodle]

Nice to see my part got in. As Sentient Noodle I like seeing when the snakes, my kind, get in videos

[@4AMSession]

this video was a roller coaster of emotions

[@Symbyll]

10/10 storytelling Made me cry

[@LordLongHands]

This is genuinely a piece of art.

[@drcoolcabbage]

"Welcome to Good Heaven." "...Otherwise known as Human Hell."

[@genderlesssalamander8939]

this feels tike a plot to a jojo episode but some how more chaotic

[@justink1044]

....ok I have to play this game now. That was a masterpiece

[@Zazzertaro]

I cried. This was beautiful

[@creditsunknown7974]

Just watched Crikens noir video, im glad we finnaly got Mop snakes backstory.

[@ratepic789]

*Sobs* This is such a beautiful moive 😭🥺 its a masterpiece 👏