Hello, I am your friendly Karameru English Translator. Unofficial Translation for MATATABI MOVIE LABO Episode 1: "How do you feel about this?" Part 1: What is MATATABI MOVIE LABO? 0:00 What is MATATABI MOVIE LABO? 0:05 This is a cat toy (Matatabi). 0:07 This is a cat. 0:09 When you give a Matatabi to a cat... This is what happens. 0:14 Apparently this is how the creator felt when making this. Theme song AAAAAAAAAAAAA (I apologize, but the words are so indistinct, it's extremely difficult to make them out.) Opening Credits 0:19 MATATABI MOVIE LABO 0:25 Produced by Karameru 0:28 Episode 1: "How do you feel about this?" 0:34 Theme song: "Matatabi theme from Hell" Performed by Karameru Written by Karameru and Gurun Composition by Karameru Arrangement by Karameru 0:43 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 2: Fun Drawing Song! 0:49 Fun Drawing Song! 0:51 Hello! 0:52 You may love me, but I dont love you! I'm Oniisan! 0:56 And I took a job to fake a character! I'm Onesan! 1:00 And today, we'll draw while singing a fun song! So let's go! 1:08 There are two little mountains 1:17 Inside of the mochi, there are three beans 1:26 He grew fur, he grew fur, who may this be? 1:34 Does everybody know? Lets answer together! 1:41 It's a monster, It's a monster, It is this kind of monster. 1:53 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 3: Cell Phone Store 2:00 Buzzzz 2:01 Ahh, welcome! What may you be looking for today? 2:03 You see, my current plan is a little expensive, so I want to switch to a new plan. 2:13 Actually, I need to go get my phone. 2:14 Yeah, that'll help. 2:17 Hrrrrrrr, Hrrrrrrrrrrrr, Hrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Yeah, this is my phone. Why are phones so big nowadays? 2:26 Ahh, this is the phone with the extended battery life option. 2:31 Oh right, I did ask for that. 2:32 Yep, this is the phone exclusive to this store. You only need to charge it once every 35 years. 2:38 Thirty-Five Years!? Well, that explains the massive battery. 2:44 Also, this battery takes 35 years to fully charge. 2:47 Let me get this straight. So I can use it for 35 years, but it also has to charge for 35 years, which means it takes 70 years to do 1 cycle? 2:53 Exactly. 2:54 Wow, that's about as long as our lifespan! 2:56 You see, our 35 year battery is currently only $38 per month. This is a big deal. 3:03 Per month? You mean, this battery is a monthly subscription? That explains the expensive plan, I don't want to be lugging this giant thing around! Can I return this? 3:19 Well, our batteries are made so that once they attatch to your phone, it won't come apart. 3:29 So, I can't return this? 3:30 Exactly! I'm very sorry! 3:33 Why are you laughing? Part 4: Wanted! Find the cat! 3:51 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 5: Cell Phone Store part 2 3:53 Actually on that note, can you see if there is a plan that I can cancel? Sorry for taking up so much of your time. 4:04 Let's see.... You're subscribed to a plan called "Stag Beetle Finder." It's $24 a month. 4:13 Ahh, what's included in this plan? 4:15 It's a plan where if a Stag Beetle comes near you, your phone's alarm will go off. 4:20 Are you kidding me? What kind of option is this? Was this on my phone all this time? I don't need this! Cancel it now!! Please!! Why have I been wasting my money on all this!? 4:34 Understood, this subscription has been cancelled. 4:39 Of course it should go! Why are you acting all sad now? Part 6: Bath 4:44 I'm staying in this bath until they count to 10. 4:47 I see. 5:08 Milk is the best right when you get out of the tub! 5:15 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 7: Cell Phone Store part 3 5:18 I want to know now. What other junk did you put on my phone? 5:22 Let's see.... You're also subscribed to the "Super Settings Cleaner" for $30 a month. 5:31 A settings cleaner? Well, at least that's better than a Stag Bettle Finder. 5:36 What this does is that if you press the power button 3 times, then 3 times again, then 7 more times, your phone will explode, erasing all of your settings. 5:48 That's scary! Why do people have this!? 5:51 Oh, this is just a popular option. 5:53 THIS is popular? 5:54 Would you like to keep this subscription? 5:55 Heck no, cancel this now! This is $30 a month, right!? 6:00 But people find this useful... 6:03 Not for me, I can just manually clear the settings myself. 6:07 Ahh, so you're the tech savvy kind. 6:08 Not at all, it's just that I don't want to have my entire phone go away with my settings. I'm scared of explosions too. 6:15 I'll cancel this. Now, let's see what else you are subscribed to... 6:20 Hold up, There's more? 6:23 Yep! 6:24 So this is why everything is so expensive. I've got too much crap I don't need. 6:30 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 8: Surfing 7:15 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 9: Cell Phone Store part 4 7:18 You also have the "House! Photo gallery" app for $12 per month. 7:23 Ah, finally. Something that actually sounds practical. A photo app, you said right? Can you explain what it does? 7:31 It's an app where you can take pictures with your phone and easily transfer them to your home. 7:39 That's what they meant by "House"? Yep, I don't need this. 7:45 Oh yeah, about your battery... 7:48 Ahh, the 70 year battery. 7:54 We know that when you finish using that battery, you'll be nearing the end of your life, so the app also has a function to transfer a picture of your old self to your house! 8:00 A feature that you use when your life ends!? You have to be kidding me! Why do I have to be paying a monthly subscription for an feature that I'll only use once in my life? What a waste of my $12... 8:18 When you use the "House!" app you can also add effects like making your ears and eyes bigger. 8:24 Ahh, that's useless. Why would I want a picture of big ears hanging on my wall? I don't need this at all. Cancel it! Cancel it! 8:31 I see.... I will cancel it now. 8:34 There's nothing good about these subscriptions at all. 8:40 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 10: NEW! Time Soba Noodles 8:50 1 Soba please! 8:52 Here you go! 8:57 All done! How much is it? 8:59 Ten coins! 9:00 Let's see... 1,2,3,4... Actually now that I think of it.... 9:09 1,2,3,4... What time is it? 9:12 It's about 6 O'Clock right now. 9:15 6 O'Clock.. 6 O'Clock.. 6 O'Clock.. 6,7,8,9,10 Coins! There you go! 9:20 Thank you! 9:25 What time is it? 9:26 Are you dumb? Time doesn't exist in this space. 9:32 Eh? 9:41 Try not to exploit payments in a place where time doesn't exist! 9:48 MATATABI MOVIE LABO Part 11: Cell Phone Store part 5 9:52 Are you joking with all this? I cancelled 3 subscriptions already! That's $24 from the Stag Beetle, $30 from the Eraser and $12 from the House! That's $66 a month on junk that I never used! 10:02 Exactly! 10:03 Wow... What more am I signed up to? This is just not right... Excuse me, but I really have to say your company is really shady. 10:15 No... 10:16 You guys are doing lots of shady stuff. I just cancelled 3 wacky subscriptions I did't know I even signed up for. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to switch to another carrier. Now, I want to return this phone. 10:32 Ah, I see. That's a shame. We're sorry. Now, we're going to need to take your phone so we can discard it. 10:43 I'm fine with that. Heeeeeere you go. I've had enough of this. 10:53 AAAAAH! So THAT's how you're going to discard my phone!? Jeez, you used the feature I subscribed to only for you to destroy my phone. That 3-3-7 thing. 11:06 I'm sorry you had a bad expirience with us. Thank you. 11:10 Still though, please don't make an explosion like that, your company is scaring me. So scary. ...Hm? Some alarm is going off. What's alarming? Is that a phone? 11:29 Ahh, this. It appears a stag beetle has come within 5 meters of the phone. 11:32 A stag beetle? Right here? Right now!? End credits 11:43 Story- Karameru Art- Karameru Support- Karameru Gurun 11:47 Music Karameru Character Design- Karameru Editing- Karameru Producer- Karameru 11:51 Cast Store Clerk- Karameru Oniisan- Karameru Onesan- Karameru Rabbit's mom- Karameru Rabbit- Karameru Cow- Karameru Soba Guy- Karmeru Key- Karameru Crab- Karameru Narration- Karameru Phone Customer- Gurun Automatic Door- Gurun 11:55 Ending song: "Limits" Perfromed by Karameru and Gurun Written by Karameru and Gurun Composed by Karameru Arranged by Karameru 12:00 Director- Karameru Endcard- Shiromanta 12:04 Couldn't be made without- Matatabi Movie Labo 12:11 MATATABI QUIZ! In this section of the show, you'll be answering a QUIZ! 12:17 QUIZ!!!!!! Which is stronger Shimp or Crab? Also subscribe! Comment posted 2 days after upload. Account run by ItsDaDoc
@LobsterJim4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!
@Guymanbot974 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure how adding captions for these videos work, but have you thought about giving these some while it's still an active feature?
@スシローの皿4 жыл бұрын
I am Japanese, but I am very helpful because I can use it to study English! Thank you!
I don't understand anything but I still love it これを作ってくれてありがとう Edit: There are english subtitles! Thank you ItsDaDoc! U da best! But watching without understanding anything is fun too! You should try it
I've been thirsting for more Poputepipikku (Pop Team Epic) since last year. I sincerely hope you'll get an anime in the future, I love the chaotic energy in all your videos!
@dazh6863 жыл бұрын
This already counted as anime and now, he's already working on マタタビムービーラボ (Matatabi Movie Labo) for a bluray release, which I don't have all the details, but, it seems it'll be an improved version and it'll have extras, too.