If I Laugh, a Pokémon Dies #9

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if my viewers can make me laugh, I lose a pokemon in my nuzlocke. Can I beat pokemon emerald with quiet possibly the hardest chances of winning? This You Laugh you Lose pokemon challenge in pokemon emerald is literally impossible.
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[@Kyomapai]

I said this in the chat during the stream, but I used to work at Chili's. When fajitas are made, they sizzle a little and within two minutes it completely fades. To make the fajitas more appealing, Chili's made a sizzle sauce which is a grey-yellow liquid that adds no flavor and is only meant to be added to the actual skillet to make it sizzle super loudly right before the fajitas are served so the customers get excited about it!

[@potato4439]

Mmmm SIZZLY SAUCE

[@sleepyinsomniac213]

As another person who worked at Chili’s. My location had a thing where once the kitchen put the fajitas out, we’d place them on a burner with a cover on for a minute and when they were done the skillet was super hot. The sauce when put on is what sizzled, not the contents, so I can say this is indeed correct

[@Kyomapai]

@@sleepyinsomniac213 yeah that too! They were put on essentially a hot plate with a lid for 80 seconds or longer depending on how long it had been since they were cooked

[@zmanszoo5454]

I spammed turtles

[@AceFuzzLord]

How can someone get excited over the sound of sizzling food?

[@mechaswool]

The Tomodachi Life submission had me dying. Also y'all know Jack would just fill his island with Cythnias if he ever played it

[@JUMPYCOOL]

The weird thing is that Mii doesn’t look like him!

[@potato4439]

Cythi-ussy got me

[@shniderham]

Honestly it's true, I think Jack should play it.

[@tayloryoung1559]

I love that game

[@Emerald_Technician]

I noticed that Micheal and John were in the second Cynthia Ballad in the background. I died at that

[@plumprat1751]

Cliff:"I WANT EVERYONE TO DAB IRL" Me in a full body cast: "Well shit"

[@gren8te319]

18:08 that waluigi joke is really creative

[@Matthewtopia]

All "We do not care" timestamps: We do not care about chili's: 16:56 We do not care about dabbing: 20:24 We do not care about birthday presents: 27:14 We do not care about where you went: 28:40 We do not care about how much of your life you just wasted: 30:43

[@leonmccraw7703]

22:30

[@leonmccraw7703]

Bruh

[@Matthewtopia]

Bruh you

[@JackBuckeye]

Thanks

[@jona_hehe3768]

Thank you this is the exact comment I was looking for

[@andyrulez]

The fact Chat hit him with that "We do not care" clip 4 times killed me.

[@salmanmahmud7794]

we do not care

[@Mr.Memers]

17:00

[@daviddow3705]

We do not care

[@milkywae749]

We do care

[@danielburgess5864]

5 times actually, but you might have missed the last one at 30:42

[@FyreMoon1]

I like how french lechonk showed up at most deaths/ near most deaths, like it was the grim reaper

[@corruptedskid4148]

Purplecliffe: *scared of anything smaller and faster then him * Classic Sonic: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@keegandaurity304]

Purplecliffe: Explains literally anything to his chat Mediashare: *We do not care*

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Also Mediashare: Purplecliffe is Kung Fu Panda!

[@keegandaurity304]

@@JUMPYCOOL That video has like 5000 views now lol

[@Gamekknight999]

9:00 To whom ever made this you are a goat, thank you for this master piece!

[@BenjaminPhilipps59]

Jack freaking out about the Espeon was hilarious 😂

[@gren8te319]

23:27 was simultaneously the smartest and dumbest clip in this whole series

[@glitched4506]

The ultra instinct sound gets me every time.

[@staceymassey7718]

That's sad😭

[@superior7144]

THAts gonna get like 80k likes

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

*we do not care*

[@reinzjhazperreantolin2702]

Same

[@lotustea6806]

@@chadgorosaurus4898 "we do not care 🤓"

[@itmightbevid]

Can we talk about how Cliffe has gotten so much better at this? Like he didn’t laugh for almost the first half of the video and even after that only laughed a few times. Now I think he might finally be able to get good at Nuzlockes too! Loved the video, keep up the good work.

[@aidaniscol]

No cause before the stream he watched coco

[@Red-lu1rx]

No, nuzlockes are just not

[@wingwall7892]

I think eventually cliffe wil be so good at not laughing that it’ll just be the Pokémon platinum nuzlocke again

[@JUMPYCOOL]

It’s cause these memes aren’t funny! The only time I laughed was the Bad To The Bone meme!

[@kestontaylor5130]

The ballad for Cynthia got me laughing so hard

[@kingbobsrobloxaccount4502]

Just so ya’ll know, you can make cliffe laugh with quick time events.

[@Melt]

I dabbed

[@kurco1]

ok MELT

[@DandTBros]

Same

[@Exolight_]

balls.

[@BadziVR]

ball

[@cameronsmiljan9374]

Jack's variation of "uwu" at the end of that sent in clip is literally how I feel about the whole uwu thing. It spoke to me on a spiritual level

[@cameronsmiljan9374]

Also, to the guy who went and booted up Tomodachi life JUST to make a Purplecliffe Mii and have it sing the two Cynthia Simp songs... props to you cause they were hilarious, but you also have way the hell too much time on your hands lmao

[@ectrion1100]

YEA THE UWU got me sorry for caps

[@chevcheliosgualberto3961]

27:13

[@TheEG13]

This stream was really fun to hang around in, I'm pretty sure the Golbat could've been a really good addon.

[@odinhappyfamily3794]

Nice

[@jamesgraham9929]

Purple, we all know you would too if you saw Cynthia walk in there 18:19

[@warrior2757]

20:28 I dabbed okay? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!? I KNOW, IM WEAK, IM PATHETIC, BUT YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT AND MADE ME DAB. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?! NOT DAB?? IMPOSSIBLE!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PURPLECLIFFE, YOU ARE EVIL AND HAVE TOO MUCH POWER. YOU MADE ME SUBSCRIBE, ENJOY ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS, AND NOW IM DOING WHAT YOU TELL ME TO DO?!?! DESPICABLE

[@simonalbert7518]

The "we do not care" at the end was timed perfectly

[@netweed09]

Uwu ,, uuwuu ,, Uuwoo , Pcliffe: *_UWWAAEEEHHH!1_* 🤣🤣😂😂

[@ReapxrMobile]

“Anything smaller and faster than me freaks me out”. Cliffe realizing nothing is smaller than him: 😅

[@DDoodles_]

Well dang

[@ReapxrMobile]

He is 4’7

[@desdygd]

No he's the same hight as wishi washi

[@nikolaiblndal1247]

Your editors really elevate your already hilarious streaming vods to higher levels which makes them oh so more enjoyable and rewatchable. The way you offer yourself on a such an honest and vulnerable silver platter for humorous content makes my day. Let’s get you to 1 mill subscribers and into that Gardevoir outfit Cliffe :D

[@kenkorouisdesperatefor30subs]

15:08 me when my friends scold me

[@a.n9796]

In terms of not laughing, jack did the best in this video so far

[@l3gacysp1rit67]

22:59 You guys do know, that there are over 22k entries about Eevee and the eeveelutions on R34, right? I don‘t think it was a coincidence she picked Eevee…

[@R3DAACTED]

Hey. Hey guess what? Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

[@l3gacysp1rit67]

@@R3DAACTED And this is why i love the internet!

[@The___Rat]

@@R3DAACTED i was expecting you to simply say “we do not care” but I never anticipated that it would go off the rails that much

[@marshyboi406]

16:57 perfect timing lol

[@silvallyuser7738]

3:22 I suffer from trypophobia and this is not how it is depicted, I get shivers sent down my spine when I see small holes in a specific pattern, I’m not afraid of these patterns, it just creeps me out and gives me the chills

[@derangedamerican294]

10:10 only legends will know that's the bad piggies remix song

[@friksion_6118]

Whoever made the Miitopia Cynthia song, I applaud you. That was incredible!

[@angryvaporeon1121]

This video is a certified PÜRPLËCLÏFF moment

[@LeSpearow]

Legend says he is still scarred from the un un un curse Also the "WE DO NOT CARE"s were perfect LOLLL Best part is forklift certified muhahahaha

[@Birds4lifeAnya]

12:16 lmao plurplecliffe

[@Pesto_Westo]

10:05 what that the bad piggies theme somg

[@Reyliny]

I just freaking love these videos. My jaw hurts from all the laughing

[@adenfernandes8307]

Purplecliffe ballad for cynthia 8:56 Sequel 24:36

[@prettycuree]

Thx

[@leannehetherington2164]

Im terrified I laughed PERFECTLY in sync with Cliffe in the intro lmao

[@aurorawizard7045]

Why do I keep laughing at that French Lechonk thing? Especially the end one

[@fehrtheewell92]

Such a good stream. Plurplecliffe has a way of bringing so much entertainment and joy in all he does. Already subscribed, so good luck new subscribers! You won't regret catching these streams.

[@aprilspokemonlove248]

I loved this series, I can’t wait for more.

[@zachariahjohnson3406]

Guys imma tell you something. Purplecliffe decided to catch Weepinbell with a master ball only for it to die very quickly. He asked his chat to be quiet about it and not say anything so obviously I had to say something and now I’ve said too much please help me.

[@kingsnek7947]

bring this to attention

[@sigurdlozlc]

9:30 LOL IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

[@agentandydeluxe4493]

Great job on the editors part for the super sluggers part. You lined the body up perfectly

[@jiliana13]

The eggman forklift certified cracked me tf up

[@deku6617]

21:53 that’s your mom

[@boyaboya9576]

27:20 watching dis on my bday. Huge fan of your content

[@MrGweep]

Watching this live was so fun, ye vids and streams are the best.

[@rainydaysplayz]

I think personally this is the funniest episode in the series, I laugh SO hard at this every single time I watch it mainly due to jacks ballad, Hilarious peak comedy props to you mate.

[@c0smizon]

Cliffs your videos are so funny! Loyal fan since 100k and can’t wait to see more content!

[@emisingsthings]

I loved watching this livestream it was truly amazing to watch the chat making purple watch a video about 27 people saw at that moment of him being like the panda from that one movie I can’t remember the name off :)✨

[@averagecanadian87]

Po from Kung Fu Panda

[@cultofhampter]

kung fu panda 1 2 3

[@Matt-yn6mj]

first one of your vids ive ever watched and i love your energy, looking forward to seeing you do more :)

[@gigalad8111]

Most of the time it's Purplecliffes reactions that make me laugh add Purplecliffe In a funny video= Masterpiece

[@jonasnelson3051]

I legit cried tears of laughter from that Cynthia Opera

[@flaretheblitz1282]

This series is going to go on until the end of time, I swear...

[@montyeggman3075]

Or as long as Purplecliff is alive. But we all know that a voodoo shaman will just revive him afterwards just to make him keep doing this series.

[@babuaejaiden2675]

@@montyeggman3075 is he back at twitch

[@JUMPYCOOL]

@@babuaejaiden2675 No, he is still doing it on KZbin!

[@Sylaphy]

My day was not going great so far, but then I saw that you uploaded another video of my favorite series of yours! ^-^ Keep up the good work!

[@Kiwi_OW]

Love your Purplecliffe keep up the amazing videos!!!

[@bruhsomebodytookmyuser]

Plurplecliffe

[@Kiwi_OW]

@@bruhsomebodytookmyuser *Plurplecliffe aka Po

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

As someone with a friend called Jack, I can confirm, all Jacks are just superior beings

[@ljeditz6560]

Same

[@NicholasGameroom]

Finally. Mario Super Sluggers gets the recognition it deserves.

[@I.have.a.tiny.potato]

I loved this stream. Can’t wait to watch more!!!

[@bradwolf07]

10 minutes in and Purple HASN'T LAUGHED?! Color me impressed. And wow, those were some good memes so far. I would have lost (due to laughing) several times already

[@superior7144]

2:05 new gen starter meme

[@silentninja3965]

2:17 govt🥶🥶

[@callmelime5870]

4:18 I was eating raisins while watching this video and at this part I choked on a raisin and the only reason I didnt pass out was cuz someone used the heimlich maneuver on me

[@blazeelimz9580]

5:46, that gorilla was using arial ace

[@lukeg663]

8:57-9:46 I laughed so hard I thought my eyes would fall out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertfletcher7611]

What was with the medal of honor airborne music at 17:27

[@joshcooper467]

Thanks for always making such great content Cliffe. Easy sub!

[@poninefreak3321]

“I would laugh at that if I weren’t dead inside.” Mood

[@SJMan2022]

I've been rewatching this series and been doing a try not to laugh challenge and if I lose I restart and this one ALMOST got me

[@JZ-ik7dl]

1:50 wait that's my address😳😳😳😳

[@R3DAACTED]

ʘ‿ʘ

[@leonmccraw7703]

Wtf

[@boyaboya9576]

17:57😏here we go again

[@autismandgaming4532]

Cliffe: Im going to bring back dabbing Splatoon 3: Write that down, Write that down!

[@cairoblanchard1674]

Jack is tall and slow so his fear is basically everything

[@Dummicakiye]

11:38 Now Playing:BAD SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

[@eternalblade8259]

3:55 He’s scared of a cat.

[@doogupspatula506]

5:40 I got that ad too man.

[@eannnasufovic7797]

The start got me THE DAMN DRIP LOL 🤣

[@aigocharisma]

You're getting better at this! I can't wait until you stone face the whole thing.

[@Isleptwithjesus]

Then you are gonna have to wait for a long time

[@aigocharisma]

@@Isleptwithjesus At this rate, maybe a few years lol

[@Isleptwithjesus]

@@aigocharisma if he is lucky Then yes a few years

[@Omaralikhan144]

God Purplecliffe is bringing us such great content so quickly

[@bruhsomebodytookmyuser]

It's plurplecliffe

[@jessicamagri8211]

Man, I have to say…your stream followers are savage lol. The “we do not care” ones got me 😂

[@cCFXskd3dE8BKTE4ZLhVDmyJKSFIxH]

'We do not care' is so versatile, it always feels like it's perfectly timed

[@GPB5309]

28:22 fax purplecliffe that was my favorite Mario sports game and they need to make a new one

[@admiralensin.]

ratio

[@greendrybones7520]

@@admiralensin. damn bro it’s been a month and you still didn’t ratio him

[@admiralensin.]

@@greendrybones7520 grammar mistake

[@greendrybones7520]

@@admiralensin. don’t care nor did I ask

[@admiralensin.]

@@greendrybones7520 Grammar mistake again.

[@superior7144]

0:58 skele running

[@ramensie442]

Atleast they called you the Main character and as a dragon warrior lol.

[@matt18ful]

"Stop calling me a weenie!" Mountain dew through the nose burns

[@MCfan746]

18:52 they ruined my ikea

[@Birds4lifeAnya]

0:03 was so funny

[@maxmaer666]

21:40 that is a video I actually created on my channel, I didn't think my channel was this popular, thank you so much guys for submitting my video

[@BlocKoopa]

The timing of the “We do not care” every time!

[@chankook1454]

This stream was so funny, I stayed during the entire stream! Also thanks for doing a switch giveaway! Hope I get one I still don't have one :(

[@Jawakarma]

BROO MY VIDEO GOT IN :O 15:14

[@Kai_Kollection]

Purplecliffe you are so funny. Every time I watch your videos I laugh so hard. I’m subscribed.

[@thedarkness37]

I busted out laughing and wheezing at night and I'm tired

[@dominicrobinson7403]

1:39 Jack the Ripper

[@sliimduce325]

He's not unfunny he's badass

[@Catwithadogtail]

22:45 ブロ私は文字通り今イーブイのシャツを着ていますが、冗談ではありません

[@Weird_Axolotl]

Garfield saying “i know where you live” made me die 😂😂😂 and I have no idea why

[@calebjansons3225]

Bro the part where the guy says what are you gonna do Sh-- on me got me laughing😂

[@JustSomeguy877]

Bruh made me just sit 12:05