Il se fou de notre gueule mais en attendant on la carte vitale et une bonne sécu 😂
@leonie-cq6lg3 жыл бұрын
Ils ont proposé un donut contre la vaccination...
@lou_glio3 жыл бұрын
Faut arrêter de se sentir victimisés pour rien à un moment, c’est pas insultant de jouer avec les clichés
@avr87833 жыл бұрын
Merci !! Il a pas tort d'un côté, ça m'a bien fait rire 😂
@B.november3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm French, this is so accurate I'm dying of laughter and shame too.
@armbsecure3 жыл бұрын
I'm too lazy watching the whole thing, can you get me there ?
@unbonfrancophone15393 жыл бұрын
@@armbsecure 6:55 c’est ce moment
@armbsecure3 жыл бұрын
@@unbonfrancophone1539 Thanks, made a clip of it : kzbin.infoUgzBGRZA6DlZJtautwl4AaABCQ
@eddiesroom18683 жыл бұрын
@@armbsecure wow, you are impressive. 😘
@armbsecure3 жыл бұрын
@@eddiesroom1868 wtf lol ?
@guystudios3 жыл бұрын
I always assumed Jimmy Fallon was a lower tier host based on what people say, but honestly, this is absolutely hilarious! Definitely changed my mind about him
@sigridkramer42613 жыл бұрын
i live in europe and jimmy fallon keeps me away from getting depressed to all bad things what is going on in this world
@rallealyt3 жыл бұрын
Different hosts, different shows, different styles, but they all have merit.
@alexgarza49443 жыл бұрын
@@sigridkramer4261 dude same i love jimmy so much such a great humble guy
@shantacallaway11013 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon is the sweetest guy who loves his falpals very much and I'm so glad to be one of his falpals
@terracottaneemtree66973 жыл бұрын
I agree #ThreeCheersForJmmy
@myemperor3 жыл бұрын
You're missing the big picture though. You are all clueless, hate-filled and lazy... Get informed. By opening the border, Biden-Harris not only put thousands of Latino children in cages, stacked like sardines, he also put women and children at the mercy of the cartels during the long journey. But the worst is that Biden has allowed thousands of sicarios from El Cártel Jalisco Nueva Generación, Sinaloa, Los Golfos, Los Viagras, MS-13, Hezbollah, La Oficina de Envigado and Los Zetas, (all far worse than ISIS), flood America and go into your community. It is only a matter of time before they find you or a loved one. Don't take my word for it... Stop watching MSDNC and CNN and do your independent research. It's all there... Even their videos. Google 'El Siri Los Viagras' to get a small taste of what Biden has done to America and to your family.
@bsmalley8133 жыл бұрын
@@myemperor sicarios from Hezbollah? You said alot there, but I don't think even you understand what you are talking about, goofball.
@bsmalley8133 жыл бұрын
@@myemperor fact is, the carteles have been here for decades...you really wanna fix ilegal immigration, then you have to fix colonialism, and if you wanna fix colonialism, you gotta fix the capitalism problem....then to fix the capitalism problem, you gotta realize the "illegals" aren't your enemy, and that it never was left vs right...it's always been top vs bottom and they're at the bottom with the rest of us trying to make end meet.
@myemperor3 жыл бұрын
@@bsmalley813You're a racist... a white liberal, the epitome of racists who just don't care about us minorities. I'm a Black American of Sudanese-Latino descent, you racist bigot. You should be kissing my shoes for all the harm you have caused to our communities with your policies. Hope you meet the same fate as El Siri by El Cartel Los Viagras that Biden has now allowed to infiltrate America with his Open Border policy. He willfully stopped the construction of the border wall.
@marksilas24373 жыл бұрын
This is the best Fallon monologue ive seen in a looong time
@shinykeys5493 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon will always be a boy and not a man. He couldnt make it as an actor or a comedian. He peaked at SNL. He now makes huge coin appealing to an audience with an equally low EQ. Rich but dumb as a box of rocks
@LoveYou-lc5kv3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the ocean is like you guys know I exist right? 🤣 lol that one got me
@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL3 жыл бұрын
Space travel is definitely the 2021 way of flashing your wealth 😎🧐💥
@pauladolfs94733 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t Donald go? Oh wait… the project will fail..
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively3 жыл бұрын
While the Earth burns and drowns. Smart.
@lemikehendrix3573 жыл бұрын
Mother Nature wants is fed up.... Human gonna to Mars
@oceangrownkae3 жыл бұрын
@@pauladolfs9473 Also because he’s likely headed for another bankruptcy and or THE other BIG House ~the MOSTEST BIGLY of them All! 🤣
@chuckufarley81583 жыл бұрын
Give Trump a ride to space ... one way :)
@micheld49583 жыл бұрын
Invite Macron too I know the two love each other
@imbatman88923 жыл бұрын
Of course, le café, les bars, les restaurants sont indispensables, mais tante Moricette moins.. 😏🇫🇷
@sandrine4783 жыл бұрын
actually it was more than 1.2M French people that tried to set up the appointment. they crashed 2 apps.
@jasonbeltran62783 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy Jimmy's back. I cried.
@Dai_Abdurrahman3 жыл бұрын
I like him since 2016 and I am not even American or Anglo Saxon but many Americans are saying his laugh is fake.... Idk if the man wants to fake his whole life.... I like him he is good hearted and funny
@sharonbarton18883 жыл бұрын
I like Biden's reading list better!! Looks like fun and after the last 4 years we all need some fun!!
@ManyfiresWoman3 жыл бұрын
"Suck it Bezos"... I love it! 🤗
@feralbluee3 жыл бұрын
fantastic writers!! utterly fantastic delivery - i especially love those blank looks you get after a great joke!! it’s a really one of the best in the craft. (Jack Benny being the star 🌟, of course :) 🌷
@charleediaven62783 жыл бұрын
What a cute little rocket! Buck Rogers would be proud.
@sssreejith72723 жыл бұрын
jimmy fallon is the kind of person that you will never get tired of watching him. its doesn't matter how boring the guest's are somehow he will manage to entertain us...
@susiechevalier2213 жыл бұрын
Because he’s hilarious!
@vasileandreicacrai97403 жыл бұрын
Best show ever 👍👍👍Thanks guys 👍👍👍
@JacWarner3 жыл бұрын
New monologue writers? This was so good. I haven’t laughed like this at JF …. ever. Give them a raise!
@TherealBrooks-zc5kc3 жыл бұрын
You are sadly pathetic... nothing he said was funny. Late night is so bad nowadays. None of them do anything but talk about trump. They have no material
@susanfanning94803 жыл бұрын
Refresh break. I can use that for a variety of issues.
@janshiff99423 жыл бұрын
Love your show !! 😃😄😄😄❤️
@averilldalton33603 жыл бұрын
8:38 Ok ...... now i know what i tell my kids when they ask me about Santa ! Greeting from germany !!!
@runedrejer80943 жыл бұрын
Cool jacket, they stole that from "Back to the Future" 😂
@marceechristensen25333 жыл бұрын
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
@HussnainThinks3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is a legend host!
@vsmooveatl3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy was ON it! 🏌🏽🔥😂
@onionfedora37933 жыл бұрын
Just jail this madman when he's outside his country - you can.
@IronMikeyT3 жыл бұрын
we need to go after china for its crimes against humanity.
@jeansylvestreromagnelli39093 жыл бұрын
French and proud of my country FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
@thisizkam3 жыл бұрын
Get the fk out
@myriam61013 жыл бұрын
@Vladimir what are you talking about ? you seem extremily insecure and jealous, France is a beautiful country with amazing culture and great food and history and we are proud of our diversity
@ahlamefkr93473 жыл бұрын
@Vladimir ivan are u racist ?
@stevesloan71323 жыл бұрын
Mr Putin: "Our useful idiot has become an . . . inconvenience. I hope he doesn't drink a palonium smoothy." Wink.
@patrickbuhr22583 жыл бұрын
When is trumps presidential library coming to a parking lot near you? Bookmobile?
@fairplaysupporter14763 жыл бұрын
Very true!!
@sheltorn3 жыл бұрын
Where did the new radio video go about Richard Branson going to space???
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively3 жыл бұрын
I have Angels at night and they are not Bezos. Jimmy you and team are brilliant. A health product.
@IronMikeyT3 жыл бұрын
covid is a man made virus. china needs to face its crimes against humanity.
@susan1743 жыл бұрын
loved the summer reading recommendations from Biden and Obama
@terracottaneemtree66973 жыл бұрын
Lol! I'm sitting in the train laughing looking Ike a freak. #IDontCare
@youtubecensorsspeech66723 жыл бұрын
interesting how competition makes both sides stronger
@brianmelendy11943 жыл бұрын
If space is infinite how can it have an edge?
@peterdeutsch63783 жыл бұрын
"it's not that easy Brian..." that was inspired
@christinaveale52583 жыл бұрын
Aced it Jimmy Fallon
@tyrenpass99773 жыл бұрын
Lol. Thank you, Jimmy. -christina
@ouioui16393 жыл бұрын
I needed this 🤣🤣🤣
@anro71373 жыл бұрын
Hey! Wait a minute! Does this mean we don’t get a new show on Fridays and Fallon has gone the way of the other hosts with Fridays off?
@drboze67813 жыл бұрын
4:50 - Guys, Foosball isn't just about kicking. There has to be a ball involved. smh
@piafunesbakker50953 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@piafunesbakker50953 жыл бұрын
Hi Jimmy, Yes! Hopefully this Covid-19 will not extend to COVID-20 and so forth. Best, Pîa
@marisahokefazi29493 жыл бұрын
Hilarious smoke in the sky message.
@wagonstation37093 жыл бұрын
Subway is "out!" How can you serve "tuna" that has no tuna in it!! I worked at a place for 3 years with every employee meeting, had Subway sandwiches. I'd either bring my own or just eat bread and chips! (After some "trial and error," I discovered that the meat made me sick...) When my kids wanted subway..... I'd always get.... The TUNA! It only messed up my stomach once..... but what the heck was it-- if not tuna? And why should they be allowed to reopen? *boycott Subway!!!*
@pamelacass96423 жыл бұрын
If the billionaires had run into trouble in space, would the federal government space agency have to go HELP them?!?!?
@TahtahmesDiary3 жыл бұрын
I hope not! Don't waste taxpayer money on these hoarders.
@cum34483 жыл бұрын
space has no rules hes going there to do something fucked up with money or something...
@runedrejer80943 жыл бұрын
So, does Virgin need to change their name? 😂😂
@zulie93783 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@piafunesbakker50953 жыл бұрын
Awesome 👏
@CyclopsWasRight6163 жыл бұрын
it's nice that Jimmy watches the same late night shows I do, so that he can do their jokes on his show.
@mohanakhter73643 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you make me myself as a Jeff Bezos !
@johncatty65603 жыл бұрын
It's always fun to look at the newest posts some days after the release of a video containing something about DJT. His fans never fail to write a lot of bs.
@cornellwaters90893 жыл бұрын
Please, have singer Bonnie Tyler on
@twincast20053 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice the comma in the thumbnail at first. I was confused.
@stephenanderson15943 жыл бұрын
Billionaires going to space and everything is cool but...... THEY NEED TO PAY THEIR DAMN TAXES MFs!
@williamimmanueljones8643 жыл бұрын
I got my driver's license 64 years ago Jimmy.
@gmock94273 жыл бұрын
Nope! They're protesting. Go France! Bunch of protesters
@jasondecambra38863 жыл бұрын
6 hours in and I'm finally here!!!!!!
@charlieshanowsky61033 жыл бұрын
It's not Angela's fault. She managed it like a real lady. It was the guy, he was spucktlangweilig.
@terri2003 жыл бұрын
Love the Epstein comment! So true, and funny!!🤣😂
@jewellblue61063 жыл бұрын
When I was fortunate enough to get you and this is the best of the best and they is really for me I didn't think it was possible. I know this might sound weird but the best thing about his presidential term is that he gave me something that finally made me laugh. Love you and by the way thank your team for these wonderful things that make me laugh
@maxitoys18443 жыл бұрын
Countries is fake system....what about chemtarils
@bassslapper-hc2me3 жыл бұрын
why dont ppl just give up on trump and get original material fallon,kimmel and others.i dont even care bout trump just saying
@jennifer15523 жыл бұрын
But love you show
@randomnessstudios94023 жыл бұрын
That virgin joke 😂
@movielibrary36083 жыл бұрын
The first joke was pretty hack and the audience reaction was way too strong. If I were in Jimmy's place I'd be like "oh no, are they going to get the good jokes or is this what they're into?"
@EndeavorsDnB3 жыл бұрын
So… is Fallon ripping Colbert or is Colbert ripping Fallon, there doing the same stories 😅
@Matty808223 жыл бұрын
they probably have the same formulaic method to determine what to cover
@mammo76473 жыл бұрын
with zoom is it time to learn sign language?
@lhpoetry3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I like Glenn Miller...
@mbpurplemachine3 жыл бұрын
"Space"
@scottbowling583 жыл бұрын
***** THE RUSSIANS AGAIN? GIVE IT A BREAK. SAME OLD THING. ******
@asthasharma49363 жыл бұрын
I watching your show since three years but I am waiting when you welcome aishwarya ray bacchan please Jimmy I really request you
@ivarb6293 жыл бұрын
Race? Race for second and third? lmao Elon light years ahead, even doing Nasa's job. He's like the kid you'd hire to do your homework in HS LOL
@STSWB5SG1FAN3 жыл бұрын
@08:40 Does he know if you've been good or bad?🤔 He probably does. 😏🙄🤭
@theandyreactions96203 жыл бұрын
SOS Cuba
@Hmm2343 жыл бұрын
Great now we’re going to have space traffic good luck NASA.
@Canadalindo3 жыл бұрын
Why you shack hand 🤚 for your self 😂😂😅😅
@talno32873 жыл бұрын
BS
@luispiros3 жыл бұрын
STEVE MUNCHIN!!!
@raechevlin44393 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣
@suciromantir43233 жыл бұрын
i love the way he is copying trump lol
@john_lesins3 жыл бұрын
D'Ou il parle comme sa des Français, on n'a jamais insulté les américains
@docfeelgood78303 жыл бұрын
Imagine if ya will ... you cough and cough and sneeze in your mask ... then drink through it .. you just not only drank what your drinking but all the snot and yuck that's on the inside of the mask .. yuck
@twstf89053 жыл бұрын
Hahaha "Space" lol that's adorable. 🤣 I hate to be the "actually..." guy lol but; If you paid any attention in high school Earth Science class, you would know that; "Space," doesn't begin, officially anyway, until right around 100 km in elevation above the Earth's surface. That's when the atmosphere's dwindling number of subatomic particles are thinned out and diminished to about one or two every cubic meter,. And where being exposed to direct Sunlight would literally blind you and cook your body on one side, (the front facing half of your body,) while the back side facing away drops to cripplingly cold temperatures simultaneously. There is no air to equalize the temperature around you without a space suit or capsule, helping to circulate some of those extreme temperature differentials around you more evenly. Which, I suppose his, "Virgin Galactic," "spacecraft," could have helped accommodate, had he achieved such elevations, but as made clear by the video, (and the laws of physics dictating the Earth's escape velocity from the surface being about 11,186 m/s (6.951 mi/s) (or; 40,270 km/h; 36,700 ft/s; 25,020 mph; 21,744 kn) he simply HADN'T. Im not saying it wasn't quite an accomplishment, what he did achieve, with only his childlike wonder and the benefit of billions of disposable dollars lol I'm only saying that actually getting to "Space," requires reaching inertial velocities that come by getting up to speeds that he travelled nowhere NEAR that day. Meaning it's disingenuous, at BEST, to call it "going to Space." That's all. Sir Richard Branson effectively travelled to the upper Mesosphere. (The atmospheric layer extending from around 31 miles (50 km) above the Earth's surface to 53 miles. (85 km) In comparison, the International Space Station flies at an average altitude of 248 miles (or 400 kilometers) above the Earth. Something It is only able to do because it circles the globe every 90 minutes at a speed of about 17,500 miles per hour. (28,000 km/h). (I mean, that's FAST lol In one day, the Station travels about the distance it would take to go from Earth to the moon, and back.) And there have been dozens of humans travelling back and forth between the Earth and the ISS for decades now lol Sir Richard Branson is not exactly blazing new trails! At BEST Boldly going where HUNDREDS have gone before. 🤣 🖖 (I'm just sayin' 🤜💥🤛) #DontShootTheMessenger ✌
@dizzolve3 жыл бұрын
god I wanna enjoy a monologue but they have to plant those fake laughers ................ blehh
@feeknews87723 жыл бұрын
Thanks great Mandela! Criminal rate so high! Good luck America! Are you bland?
@pamelacass96423 жыл бұрын
?
@barbaramedlock43373 жыл бұрын
i dont subject myself to ignorant people why would u
@Joker42053 жыл бұрын
So they were exposed to trumps wife.
@EG-bi4ze3 жыл бұрын
Tariq part sucks
@柳岑焉-y6i3 жыл бұрын
其實派軍入印度,想鳥团首也知,。
@yorkabelkahsay17453 жыл бұрын
Biden supports LGBTQ+ and I like him bc my parents like him!