Putin's Plot Against U.S. Involving Trump, Billionaires Have a Space Race | The Tonight Show

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6:55 le moment où il se fou de notre tronche

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Il se fou de notre gueule mais en attendant on la carte vitale et une bonne sécu 😂

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Ils ont proposé un donut contre la vaccination...

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Faut arrêter de se sentir victimisés pour rien à un moment, c’est pas insultant de jouer avec les clichés

[@avr8783]

Merci !! Il a pas tort d'un côté, ça m'a bien fait rire 😂

[@B.november]

Yeah, I'm French, this is so accurate I'm dying of laughter and shame too.

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I'm too lazy watching the whole thing, can you get me there ?

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@@armbsecure 6:55 c’est ce moment

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​@@eddiesroom1868 wtf lol ?

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@@myemperor sicarios from Hezbollah? You said alot there, but I don't think even you understand what you are talking about, goofball.

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@@myemperor fact is, the carteles have been here for decades...you really wanna fix ilegal immigration, then you have to fix colonialism, and if you wanna fix colonialism, you gotta fix the capitalism problem....then to fix the capitalism problem, you gotta realize the "illegals" aren't your enemy, and that it never was left vs right...it's always been top vs bottom and they're at the bottom with the rest of us trying to make end meet.

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@@bsmalley813You're a racist... a white liberal, the epitome of racists who just don't care about us minorities. I'm a Black American of Sudanese-Latino descent, you racist bigot. You should be kissing my shoes for all the harm you have caused to our communities with your policies. Hope you meet the same fate as El Siri by El Cartel Los Viagras that Biden has now allowed to infiltrate America with his Open Border policy. He willfully stopped the construction of the border wall.

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Jimmy Fallon will always be a boy and not a man. He couldnt make it as an actor or a comedian. He peaked at SNL. He now makes huge coin appealing to an audience with an equally low EQ. Rich but dumb as a box of rocks

[@LoveYou-lc5kv]

Meanwhile the ocean is like you guys know I exist right? 🤣 lol that one got me

[@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL]

Space travel is definitely the 2021 way of flashing your wealth 😎🧐💥

[@pauladolfs9473]

Why doesn’t Donald go? Oh wait… the project will fail..

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

While the Earth burns and drowns. Smart.

[@lemikehendrix357]

Mother Nature wants is fed up.... Human gonna to Mars

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@@pauladolfs9473 Also because he’s likely headed for another bankruptcy and or THE other BIG House ~the MOSTEST BIGLY of them All! 🤣

[@chuckufarley8158]

Give Trump a ride to space ... one way :)

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Invite Macron too I know the two love each other

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Of course, le café, les bars, les restaurants sont indispensables, mais tante Moricette moins.. 😏🇫🇷

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actually it was more than 1.2M French people that tried to set up the appointment. they crashed 2 apps.

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I'm so happy Jimmy's back. I cried.

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I like him since 2016 and I am not even American or Anglo Saxon but many Americans are saying his laugh is fake.... Idk if the man wants to fake his whole life.... I like him he is good hearted and funny

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I like Biden's reading list better!! Looks like fun and after the last 4 years we all need some fun!!

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"Suck it Bezos"... I love it! 🤗

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fantastic writers!! utterly fantastic delivery - i especially love those blank looks you get after a great joke!! it’s a really one of the best in the craft. (Jack Benny being the star 🌟, of course :) 🌷

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New monologue writers? This was so good. I haven’t laughed like this at JF …. ever. Give them a raise!

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You are sadly pathetic... nothing he said was funny. Late night is so bad nowadays. None of them do anything but talk about trump. They have no material

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Refresh break. I can use that for a variety of issues.

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8:38 Ok ...... now i know what i tell my kids when they ask me about Santa ! Greeting from germany !!!

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Cool jacket, they stole that from "Back to the Future" 😂

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

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Just jail this madman when he's outside his country - you can.

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we need to go after china for its crimes against humanity.

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French and proud of my country FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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Get the fk out

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@Vladimir what are you talking about ? you seem extremily insecure and jealous, France is a beautiful country with amazing culture and great food and history and we are proud of our diversity

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@Vladimir ivan are u racist ?

[@stevesloan7132]

Mr Putin: "Our useful idiot has become an . . . inconvenience. I hope he doesn't drink a palonium smoothy." Wink.

[@patrickbuhr2258]

When is trumps presidential library coming to a parking lot near you? Bookmobile?

[@fairplaysupporter1476]

Very true!!

[@sheltorn]

Where did the new radio video go about Richard Branson going to space???

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I have Angels at night and they are not Bezos. Jimmy you and team are brilliant. A health product.

[@IronMikeyT]

covid is a man made virus. china needs to face its crimes against humanity.

[@susan174]

loved the summer reading recommendations from Biden and Obama

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Lol! I'm sitting in the train laughing looking Ike a freak. #IDontCare

[@youtubecensorsspeech6672]

interesting how competition makes both sides stronger

[@brianmelendy1194]

If space is infinite how can it have an edge?

[@peterdeutsch6378]

"it's not that easy Brian..." that was inspired

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Aced it Jimmy Fallon

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Lol. Thank you, Jimmy. -christina

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I needed this 🤣🤣🤣

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Hey! Wait a minute! Does this mean we don’t get a new show on Fridays and Fallon has gone the way of the other hosts with Fridays off?

[@drboze6781]

4:50 - Guys, Foosball isn't just about kicking. There has to be a ball involved. smh

[@piafunesbakker5095]

Yes!

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Hi Jimmy, Yes! Hopefully this Covid-19 will not extend to COVID-20 and so forth. Best, Pîa

[@marisahokefazi2949]

Hilarious smoke in the sky message.

[@wagonstation3709]

Subway is "out!" How can you serve "tuna" that has no tuna in it!! I worked at a place for 3 years with every employee meeting, had Subway sandwiches. I'd either bring my own or just eat bread and chips! (After some "trial and error," I discovered that the meat made me sick...) When my kids wanted subway..... I'd always get.... The TUNA! It only messed up my stomach once..... but what the heck was it-- if not tuna? And why should they be allowed to reopen? *boycott Subway!!!*

[@pamelacass9642]

If the billionaires had run into trouble in space, would the federal government space agency have to go HELP them?!?!?

[@TahtahmesDiary]

I hope not! Don't waste taxpayer money on these hoarders.

[@cum3448]

space has no rules hes going there to do something fucked up with money or something...

[@runedrejer8094]

So, does Virgin need to change their name? 😂😂

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🤣🤣🤣

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Awesome 👏

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it's nice that Jimmy watches the same late night shows I do, so that he can do their jokes on his show.

[@mohanakhter7364]

Jimmy you make me myself as a Jeff Bezos !

[@johncatty6560]

It's always fun to look at the newest posts some days after the release of a video containing something about DJT. His fans never fail to write a lot of bs.

[@cornellwaters9089]

Please, have singer Bonnie Tyler on

[@twincast2005]

I didn't notice the comma in the thumbnail at first. I was confused.

[@stephenanderson1594]

Billionaires going to space and everything is cool but...... THEY NEED TO PAY THEIR DAMN TAXES MFs!

[@williamimmanueljones864]

I got my driver's license 64 years ago Jimmy.

[@gmock9427]

Nope! They're protesting. Go France! Bunch of protesters

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6 hours in and I'm finally here!!!!!!

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It's not Angela's fault. She managed it like a real lady. It was the guy, he was spucktlangweilig.

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Love the Epstein comment! So true, and funny!!🤣😂

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When I was fortunate enough to get you and this is the best of the best and they is really for me I didn't think it was possible. I know this might sound weird but the best thing about his presidential term is that he gave me something that finally made me laugh. Love you and by the way thank your team for these wonderful things that make me laugh

[@maxitoys1844]

Countries is fake system....what about chemtarils

[@bassslapper-hc2me]

why dont ppl just give up on trump and get original material fallon,kimmel and others.i dont even care bout trump just saying

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But love you show

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That virgin joke 😂

[@movielibrary3608]

The first joke was pretty hack and the audience reaction was way too strong. If I were in Jimmy's place I'd be like "oh no, are they going to get the good jokes or is this what they're into?"

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So… is Fallon ripping Colbert or is Colbert ripping Fallon, there doing the same stories 😅

[@Matty80822]

they probably have the same formulaic method to determine what to cover

[@mammo7647]

with zoom is it time to learn sign language?

[@lhpoetry]

Hey, I like Glenn Miller...

[@mbpurplemachine]

"Space"

[@scottbowling58]

***** THE RUSSIANS AGAIN? GIVE IT A BREAK. SAME OLD THING. ******

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I watching your show since three years but I am waiting when you welcome aishwarya ray bacchan please Jimmy I really request you

[@ivarb629]

Race? Race for second and third? lmao Elon light years ahead, even doing Nasa's job. He's like the kid you'd hire to do your homework in HS LOL

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@08:40 Does he know if you've been good or bad?🤔 He probably does. 😏🙄🤭

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SOS Cuba

[@Hmm234]

Great now we’re going to have space traffic good luck NASA.

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Why you shack hand 🤚 for your self 😂😂😅😅

[@talno3287]

BS

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STEVE MUNCHIN!!!

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Hilarious 🤣

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i love the way he is copying trump lol

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D'Ou il parle comme sa des Français, on n'a jamais insulté les américains

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Imagine if ya will ... you cough and cough and sneeze in your mask ... then drink through it .. you just not only drank what your drinking but all the snot and yuck that's on the inside of the mask .. yuck

[@twstf8905]

Hahaha "Space" lol that's adorable. 🤣 I hate to be the "actually..." guy lol but; If you paid any attention in high school Earth Science class, you would know that; "Space," doesn't begin, officially anyway, until right around 100 km in elevation above the Earth's surface. That's when the atmosphere's dwindling number of subatomic particles are thinned out and diminished to about one or two every cubic meter,. And where being exposed to direct Sunlight would literally blind you and cook your body on one side, (the front facing half of your body,) while the back side facing away drops to cripplingly cold temperatures simultaneously. There is no air to equalize the temperature around you without a space suit or capsule, helping to circulate some of those extreme temperature differentials around you more evenly. Which, I suppose his, "Virgin Galactic," "spacecraft," could have helped accommodate, had he achieved such elevations, but as made clear by the video, (and the laws of physics dictating the Earth's escape velocity from the surface being about 11,186 m/s (6.951 mi/s) (or; 40,270 km/h; 36,700 ft/s; 25,020 mph; 21,744 kn) he simply HADN'T. Im not saying it wasn't quite an accomplishment, what he did achieve, with only his childlike wonder and the benefit of billions of disposable dollars lol I'm only saying that actually getting to "Space," requires reaching inertial velocities that come by getting up to speeds that he travelled nowhere NEAR that day. Meaning it's disingenuous, at BEST, to call it "going to Space." That's all. Sir Richard Branson effectively travelled to the upper Mesosphere. (The atmospheric layer extending from around 31 miles (50 km) above the Earth's surface to 53 miles. (85 km) In comparison, the International Space Station flies at an average altitude of 248 miles (or 400 kilometers) above the Earth. Something It is only able to do because it circles the globe every 90 minutes at a speed of about 17,500 miles per hour. (28,000 km/h). (I mean, that's FAST lol In one day, the Station travels about the distance it would take to go from Earth to the moon, and back.) And there have been dozens of humans travelling back and forth between the Earth and the ISS for decades now lol Sir Richard Branson is not exactly blazing new trails! At BEST Boldly going where HUNDREDS have gone before. 🤣 🖖 (I'm just sayin' 🤜💥🤛) #DontShootTheMessenger ✌

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god I wanna enjoy a monologue but they have to plant those fake laughers ................ blehh

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So they were exposed to trumps wife.

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Tariq part sucks

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其實派軍入印度，想鳥团首也知，。

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Biden supports LGBTQ+ and I like him bc my parents like him!

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