Patrick & Kailene - Scotland Fields - York, ME

[@maritimeus]

I miss you Kailene. We were so great together. ❤

[@maritimeus]

Kailene - can you please get back up on that trampoline? Such good times.

[@maritimeus]

Happy new year to Kailene and Patrick! Kailene will be back on the market by next new year’s.

[@maritimeus]

Josh, I agree. You did such a great job making this video. Great editing. Remember later that night? I got it on with Kailene and you wound up with Michele Higgs. I think I got the better deal. ❤

[@maritimeus]

Kailene, I keep asking what the “+” stands for in lgbtq+. But, I never get a straight answer.

[@maritimeus]

Kailene, who is this guy? You’re married? But we slept together like 2 weeks ago.

[@ExpirisYT]

Omg, I slept with her like a day ago?? When did this happen?

[@michelehiggs6950]

Josh, you did an amazing job on this video. Can you delete the spam comments below? I was not able to report this unknown, horrible person.

[@maritimeus]

Michelle, that’s surprising coming from you. Kailene and I would bump uglies frequently in your spare bedroom. You seemed totally supportive a few weeks ago. So, who’s this guy?

[@maritimeus]

Michele, you’re totally right. I’m so happy that you introduced me to Kailene a few weeks ago when we got matching tattoos. I got her to take off that promise ring, too. ❤

[@maritimeus]

Michele, it was great waking up next to you this morning. I loved the pancakes you made. You brought the syrup and I brought the whipped cream.

[@maritimeus]

Michele, I’ve been thinking about you all night. I hope you’re doing well.

[@maritimeus]

Good morning Michele. Is there anything else I can do for you?