Cruelty Squad

[@Pyrocynical]

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[@diegosomarriba2610]

Hell no

[@diegosomarriba2610]

DRAIN GANG

[@Wigion]

ermmm what the duece

[@xanderlol_tv613]

No

[@BUIETHMIMI]

nah

[@Wendigoon]

I did a voice cameo and yet you made the Brandon Herrera joke. In response, I have created a program that will use bot accounts to watch this video thousands of times but for only 3 seconds each, destroying your algorithm optimization. L+Ratio+Divine Link Severed+Mortis

[@KevinEsslinger]

a Mortal Blow

[@Remus-nb7ol]

Holy shit its brandon herrera

[@americannightmare425]

Yoooooo blessed Wendigoon sighting

[@xninewxw7559]

turkish homelander

[@Fredpie]

I love you - as soon as I saw this comment I heard your voice over!

[@aletir6111]

It's funny how pyro describes how genius and well tought out everything in the game is and then when he asks the dev why he did what he's just like "idk ehhh looked nice"

[@darnellnoir]

its like english teachers making us write essays about the book when the author just wrote a random story that wasn't supposed to be taken so seriously

[@wafj]

@@darnellnoir I promise you the authors you read in English class were trying very hard to write very serious work

[@dooookie]

@@wafj nope

[@magnusm4]

So what inspired the genius of Bram Stoker's Dracula and Frankenstein to tell such a bold new theme in such a great way. "Meh we just joined some writing contest and made something"

[@darnellnoir]

@@wafj i meant as in they definitely didn't give a character blonde hair to show how pure they are they just wanted to give em blonde hair

[@alchetect9995]

I love every time it cuts to Pyro interviewing Ville about the meaning behind various things, Ville's just like "Man I don't fucking know, you think I planned this shit out?"

[@ThomasSchwietert]

I feel like he doesn’t wanna reveal to much about the game, that he wants the meaning of it too stay not only vague but too be interpreted in different ways. In my opinion the game is just trying to show that no matter what we do we will also be human. Nothing more or nothing less and that without death and suffering life can feel meaningless, even to the point were people wish for death just too be rid of the stale and miserable life they lived. I also think it kinda makes fun of the real world on how we’re always trying to find ways to live longer. To the point that we put our bodies back together with metal and weird meat. Like with unlimited money you can become immortal in the cruelty squad world. Maybe thousands of years in the future we will end up like some of these characters, bored of or never ending lives to the point we do whatever is possible to just feel some sort of happiness, that or we wish for death. Its really amazing how deep this game goes and the amount if conclusions you can come up with to try and understand the meaning of it.

[@DiamorphineDeath]

Whole point of the story is a melding between Bataille, Land, Gnosticism, and Delueze. He took a rhizomatic approach to game design, took current tech fueled right-wing twitter style subculture aspects, accelerated tech bro capitalism to it’s final form, and then presented it with those Bataille quotes at the end as a statement of energy and the accursed share. Catastrophic waste…etc, coupled with the gnostic aspects. The archon’s, etc

[@kobre1149]

@@DiamorphineDeath how does one say so much yet so little at the same time

[@knight_lautrec_of_carim]

@@DiamorphineDeath It's actually all pretty standard cyberpunk philosophy but with flesh/bio punk aesthetics...

[@DiamorphineDeath]

@@kobre1149 Idk dude, how about you go and read Bataille and get back to me, so you can actually understand my comment there weeb

[@кинжал]

2:58:51 Freak isn't a random encounter. He always spawns on Hope eradicated, it's just a coincidence because there is a really really small chance a hope eradicated enemy can spawn in ANY level.

[@Dogmeat69420]

I love how Pyro went all the way to Finland to interview Ville to probably get some meaningful answers but instead just got “I don’t know its just some bullshit i came up with” just love it 😂

[@RafaelCabreraAzrael]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@Ff323S]

I felt a certain irony that listening to him speak is almost as painful as the game itself, with how little energy he puts in getting words out

[@locusmomus]

​@@Ff323SDude sounds like he's about to cry with every sentence

[@Killbayne]

honestly the way this game is made trying to think about your decisions will make you insane, so just go "wall texture? I got this image of a blue gradiant, that'll work"

[@kalma5003]

His answers were pretty typical for a Finn

[@shmoba]

Pyro single handedly cured my short-form content addiction by tempering my patience with his horrible upload schedule

[@samuelrichards5521]

Ah for me, his upload schedule has forced me to rely on short form content in the meantime. I only watch 2013 vine compilations now.

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@Duckman2319]

Pyrolive will just react to this and stretch it out into a hour long video.

[@pitnorman]

​@@Duckman231910 hour long video

[@deleted-something]

Lmao

[@blake2697]

I like how Pyrocynical explains how there's a method to the madness of Cruelty Squad's art style, and how it's not actually random, but like a minute later during the interview, Ville himself calls it "A bunch of different shit that's not really related at all".

[@joshstraub6972]

lol

[@hispanicpanic1082]

And I love the comments on this video trying so hard to find meaning too.

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

He hates his fan base and took revenge

[@necromech_]

Ville was talking about what influenced his style when he said "a bunch of different shit thats not really related at all." his style is the amalgamation of various contrasting influences into one unholy one. there is, at the very least, a consistent tone to the madness. ville dislikes deep analysis of his work and i would agree his work is more of an expression of this subconcious melting pot of cynical hatred that comes from all sorts of places, slowly building up over the years, (much like how his style was formed). its a deep resentment with the way of things, the utter dissonance between people and systems, how they work, and how they are claimed to work. there is a general meaning in his work, the resentment within is universal in a way that other more disingenious people attach their own biases to.

[@marcellorossilermen2997]

"Art can be interpretated differently" - Some nerd

[@PuertoRicanRattlesnake]

The fact that Internet Historian and H.BomberGuy both collaborated on a video together is occupying all of my focus currently

[@the_big_bad_reaper]

I know right, knowing what went down a couple of months later makes this a very strange incident

[@Pietreszcz]

​@the_big_bad_reaper I'm out of the loop, what went down?

[@the_big_bad_reaper]

@@Pietreszcz long story short Hbomber releases huge video on plagiarism (I recommend it, it's really good as is his whole video catalogue) discussing it and exposing MULTIPLE KZbinrs for having plagiarised other peoples work with sections of the video being dedicated to different KZbinrs instances of plagiarism, historian is one of those KZbinrs he discussed and with the damming evidence revealed historians credibility has (rightfully, plagiarism is not something anyone should do professionally) taken a massive hit as a result.

[@nam-dm1ut]

@@the_big_bad_reaper thanks a lot for explaining

[@conorandkanohi]

Also Cr1tik4l & Sneako. Didnt Sneako threaten Charlie's life or some shit

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Ville is one of my favorite types of artists: the type that has thousands trying to interpret the mindbreaking truth to his art, but when you ask him directly, he answers back in the thickest Finnish accent "It looked weird and I thought it was cool, so I put it in the game."

[@CozyBanana]

reminds me of david lynch “eraserhead is my most spiritual film” “elaborate on that” “No”

[@user-ov2fc5sd1e]

​@@CozyBananaikr lmaoo

[@kittyqueentengu5327]

reminds me of Wim T Schippers, the dutch voice of Elmo, who makes crazy art like an installation that was just peanut butter on the floor and when you ask him about he says 'it's peanut butter on the floor. I thought it would be fun'

[@digitalshoes5520]

@@CozyBanana reminds me of Tomislav Jagnjic, a guy who makes fantasy art with huge monsters and this whole enchanted mystical forest with so many little details type of art that he just names a picture of a huge monster i nthis forest "bro, this my crib"

[@discipleofdagon8195]

@@CozyBanana reminds me of .

[@hoovy-from-tf2]

Gonna timestamp all cameos, comment to add to list (50/56) 12:27 - Critikal 24:05 - Fitz 26:34 - Jschlatt 27:18 - willne 29:57 - Rusty Cage 42:39 - TommyInnit 46:04 - Dagoth Urr (AI not counted) 49:49 - Ramsker 50:30 - DolanDark (maybe) 54:44 - SomeOrdinaryGamers 1:01:22 - ColossalIsCrazy 1:02:23 - Nexpo 1:03:30 - Joe Rogan (AI not counted) 1:11:24 - Slimecicle 1:18:48 - Jack Manifold 1:23:36 - Jaubrey 1:23:43 - RTGame 1:23:49 - Foekoe (Not credited) 1:23:57 - Justin Whang 1:29:04 - Meat Canyon 1:31:27 - Slimecicle (Repeat) 1:32:00 - TwitchyAnimation 1:36:36 - JimmyHere 1:36:55 - Ayylmao 1:37:13 - Mcnasty 1:41:15 - Caddicarus 1:59:41 - ElvisTheAlien 1:59:51 - OrdinaryThings 2:00:30 - Mizkif (maybe) 2:14:28 - Yahiamice 2:15:26 - Biden (AI not counted) 2:16:07 - Sneako 2:16:40 - Bub Games 2:30:27 - Alex Kister 2:30:54 - Ssethtzeentach 2:34:55 - Scarce 2:48:55 - CDawgVA 2:57:19 - Gigguk 3:02:09 - Wendigoon 3:04:02 - Swaggersouls 3:07:31 - Manley Reviews 3:09:39 - Vinesauce Vinny 3:10:26 - UpIsNotJump 3:11:12 - Anything4views 3:12:14 - Hbomberguy 3:13:12 - JaidenAnimations 3:19:57 - Theoddonesout 3:29:53 - Teenage disaster 3:30:51 - Wilbur soot 3:31:41 - Albino 3:32:14 - James lee 3:33:46 - InternetHistorian 3:34:58 - Civvie 3:40:36 - UberDanger 3:50:17 - Drew Gooden 3:50:46 - Vinesauce joel

[@RealUsername64]

29:57 is Rusty Cage

[@miyumixxx]

Jaiden’s timestamp is past when she talks!

[@hoovy-from-tf2]

@@miyumixxx fixed mb

[@chainsawenthusiast]

3:10:26 UpIsNotJump i think...

[@adityanair8692]

Jaiden's at 3:13:13 not 8:22

[@DolanDarker]

The game was pretty good apart from the colors permenantly blinding me for life. 6/10

[@dudemp4]

Same

[@l1ve831]

true

[@cmspeedrunner3733]

How

[@quercus6460]

I'm taking a shit rn

[@blessing6835]

How

[@Annihilation_Studios]

Gotta love how ville looks and sound like he's seconds away from crying at all times. Truly a remarkable finnish speciemen

[@isoantti]

As a Finnish person it warms my heart that Pyro fell for the oldest trick in the book: making a long-form youtube video about an Ylilauta troll post.

[@capperbuns]

OLDEST TRICK IN DA BOOK!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[@toichey]

suomi perkele

[@rocreditcredite0659]

​​@@capperbuns I like how this guy doesnt even know what that troll is. Dont get wrong I idea I have no idea what even is that.

[@dickdiamonds3410]

Benis

[@atticusbailey5934]

@@rocreditcredite0659WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT’S THE OLDEST TRICK IN DA BOOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@HolyApplebutter]

I fucking love Kallio. "Yeah, I actually didn't test it, how hard it is to get the gun." "Yeah, I didn't test how hard it was to catch that fish." "I don't really know the explanation of this level, I just kind of put it there." It's like he just yeets these ideas into the game and lets it all pile up and fester into what it is now. It's so perfect for this game's setting and chaotic nature.

[@trashboet]

“yeet”

[@littlebeasty5839]

​@@trashboetsense it's more then one, would it be yeetus?

[@kpeter2341]

Average Finnish man's imagination

[@HolyApplebutter]

@@littlebeasty5839 I prefer "yeeti," phonetically "yeetee".

[@littlebeasty5839]

@@HolyApplebutter is that a British dialect?

[@isaacandersen1]

The game was 50% so I'll go ahead and give you the other half, these videos are always so well produced I can imagine they take a lot of work.

[@sementarycumman]

Why would you give ur hard earned money to this degenerate

[@scarsch1286]

Considering it’s almost 5 hours and it took 8 months to make, I would say that’s an understatement.

[@personnn]

bro paid 10 dollars💀

[@shurps_6994]

Pyro does make some really good quality content, one thing is being a youtuber that posts slop (pyro) and another thing is a youtuber who takes passion into what he makes (still pyro), nevertheless, actually an incredible G

[@scarsch1286]

@@personnn And you didn’t pay shit.

[@nukachronic6211]

0:01 Intro 11:01 Interview with the creator, Ville 31:11 Pharmakokinetics 47:35 Paradise 57:28 The Darkworld 1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering 1:19:09 Androgen Assault 1:29:44 Mall Madness 1:57:24 Apartment Atrocity 2:04:00 Seaside Shock 2:08:06 Alpine Hospitality 2:17:44 Bog Busters 2:25:26 Miner's Miracle 2:39:50 Casino Catastrophe 2:47:07 Idiot Party 2:55:06 Neuron Activator 3:05:03 Office 3:14:51 Archon Grid 3:25:47 House 3:41:22 Hope Eradicated 3:59:11 Trauma Loop 4:14:59 Fishing

[@floofy1953]

Why has this not gotten more attention? 😭

[@CrimeDudee]

@@floofy1953because somebody else put in all the cameos its the comment above

[@bushidoxyza]

3:11:20 No way he got chad to actually read a couple sentences without stuttering. Truly one of the videos of all time.

[@pxder]

He should've gotten him to voice a little character, a little fella with sunglasses, a little egg guy

[@terriblyterrified8742]

@@pxder a funny little character

[@sidbarratt985]

I saw his name in the description and I knew immediately that he was going to get pissed off at the script

[@fatalfrog908]

It's a little fella

[@StarryxNight5]

Who is that?

[@CntrldChaos]

I love how the creator of Cruelty Squad looks and sounds exactly like the person who would create Cruelty Squad.

[@seanwallcroft6272]

So basically, the nicest Scandinavian person

[@ScripFing]

I genuinely can't discern what any of his personal beliefs are he's such an enigma to me

[@OrificeHorus]

My fucking favorite part is how you can tell that even *he* doesn't really seem to know what he's gone and made. Something is truly amazing at work when *_the literal creator of the game_* doesn't fully know what he's created.

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@ScripFinganti-capitalist nihilist

[@lambda653]

@ScripFing left accelerationist, I think. Either that, or he's just a normal leftist who's read a lot of accelerationist philosophy and likes to make fun of figures like nick land or moldbug.

[@the_ghost_boy]

I love how Pyro is explaining the world building and lore in incredible detail but then he'll cut to him asking the creator of the game asking him why he did something and he'll just be like "idk just wanted to do some silly bs" lol

[@SirDerpasaurus]

i feel like the hallmark of a really great artist is an unwillingness to explain exactly what their art means, its very clear that ville put a lot of time and effort into every part of the game so i think his aloof attitude is more of a disinterest in explaining himself than an actual lack of meaning

[@ComradeStrogg]

@@SirDerpasaurus probably he's also not too good with English, therefore can't explain some things properly and gives shorter, simplier answers. But for the most part I believe that some features were actually random and just for fun, which suits Cruelty Squad's aesthetics kek

[@the_ghost_boy]

@@ryanvetter5852 lol

[@MvsG18]

literally overselling a dumb piece

[@pointless529]

@@ryanvetter5852 I have a friend whos trying to explain to me why cruelty squad isnt a shitpost and he explains it like that one pepe silvia scene

[@Unikay]

Naming a shotgun peacekeeper is on the same level as naming a knife kindness

[@zachminyard]

I love how much meaning everyone puts into every pixel of this game and then the creator just says “oh, I just did it. I didn’t think about it to much.”

[@CosPlaywright]

Evangelion in a nutshell

[@JizzingJesus]

Just like every English teacher making you pull trash out ya ass explaining why authors wrote things certain ways

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

Meaning is where man makes it.

[@ChocolateChipperoni]

@@JizzingJesus fr 😂👌

[@sadcrocodyle4291]

There is anecdote I read a long time ago: A film crew member was attending a filmmaker school or something and they watched an excerpt from a movie, it showed a girl in red shoes running across the field and the teacher was making a point about girl's shoes, saying that "Color red represents her running as if the ground itself under her is on fire" or something along those lines. But the guy attending to the lesson was in fact present when that scene was made and he remembers that the Director was raising hell on set, because he didn't like those shoes and for some reason those were the only ones available.

[@markymark7247]

I like how the dev's responses online when asked about the game are very cynical and abrasive but when Pyro's asking him he's just like "idk it was a bit of a goof, just having some fun"

[@lop90ful1]

"idk I was just playing around with the editor it wasn't meant to be good or deep"

[@alteregobruh]

“I wanted cool looking guns but I didn’t wanna do it myself”

[@Blueflame6621]

Imboutakum

[@killerlock666]

Real recognize real right?

[@imotekh6110]

Lack of anonymity for any introvert tends to do that

[@Emerackenballedpenguin]

Wait a minute this isn’t darkwood

[@A_C_E_R...]

Crazy

[@snugBB]

Post darkwood universe

[@ein.]

🤯

[@dayrecord667]

Is the Parkwood video worth

[@Emerackenballedpenguin]

@@dayrecord667 yes

[@SamueltheHamuel]

I absolutely love how when the creator is asked about why he did some things he is just like, “Cause I felt like it”

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.

[@delusion5867]

I wish english teachers understood this

[@rockcaster1091]

Based

[@nemobushstatue5111]

The creative process I go through in a nutshell.

[@egesanl1]

​@@delusion5867I am an english teacher and you still have to write a 500 word essay on why he felt like it

[@williampyburn5711]

Having wendigoon voice the conspiracy theorist that starts his dialogue with “THEORY TIME” is the perfect touch

[@KFlexFantastic]

My favorite touch in the video ❤

[@mimimi5656]

I frickin screamed my 2 favorite youtubers working together is always a good feeling

[@KFlexFantastic]

@@mimimi5656 it was so dope hearing his voice in that part. Wendigoon is one of the best youtubers there is, hands down.

[@Xunikasa]

Where in the video??

[@kayagorzan]

I was quite surprised to hear his voice in this

[@diogo763]

It’s genuinely impressive how many people Pyro gets in these videos. He’s like the CEO of networking

[@billblaski9523]

Who did he get please? It's gonna take me awhile to watch the whole 4 hour video, if u can lemme know, be awesome, thanks!

[@justzack641]

​@@billblaski9523Check the description.

[@bunkigoongold]

@@billblaski9523it’s in the description, so you can look there.

[@miguelcardona8430]

@@billblaski9523check the description

[@lollma0]

The CEO Mindset strikes again.

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

"haato no dokidoki: Zankokudan" roughly translates to "Heart of (beating heart sound): Cruelty Squad"

[@usbhub95]

Or perhaps just “Beating Heart: Cruelty Squad”

[@どくたるいじぢん]

I love how Pyro turned into from Leafy clone to "creating-a-long-ass-obscure-video-game video essayists" traveling around the world to interview the game developer(s). It's a character development 💪

[@sup3rAVATARtlafAN]

Meanwhile Leafy hasn't changed or matured at all, still the same

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

Umm hello, Shrek has swag??? Pyro was MLG before anything 🙏🙏

[@ethhics]

@@sup3rAVATARtlafAN it's actually pathetic how he acts on twitter and he is almost 30 aswell, still stuck in 2015/2016

[@johnson9705]

@@sup3rAVATARtlafAN idk i mean he has changed as in he doesn't make youtube videos anymore which is good because his content was pretty shit, of course that was a different time but i tried to go back and watch his old content and it made me want to die. sometimes he streams now and i like to pop in every once in a while for that but i wouldn't say he hasn't changed or matured, just that he didn't in the same way pyro did.

[@robot2971]

you forgot how pyrolive is a slop factory

[@YodaOnABender]

When pyro said “what are we, some kind of cruelty squad?” I got chills

[@yolo12345lol]

Truly one of the comment of all time

[@Retro_Static]

I loved the part when Pyro said “It’s sloppin’ time” and threw slop at all of his fans

[@shinramune9002]

​@@Retro_StaticI'll gladly devour it

[@rigoangelmartinez8637]

I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.

[@MajGuček-h3s]

Fun fact, the 640x480 resolution joke at 3:40:39, is a reference to lengendary programmer Terry A. Davis. He insisted that his project TempleOS is locked at 640x480 resolution at 16bit colors. He said that god had told him that, he had schizophrenia. RIP

[@BiggerBossN313]

Lengendary yeah okay buddy very funny. 🚪here’s the door

[@ITR933]

RIP terry, i still think about him a lot

[@epsteindidntkillhimself69]

@@BiggerBossN313 What exactly was your problem?

[@BiggerBossN313]

@@epsteindidntkillhimself69 I’m sorry 😔 it was bait and you fell for it

[@epsteindidntkillhimself69]

@@BiggerBossN313 Lmao.

[@twindra]

I would like to think “freak” is something similar to a cyberpsycho from the cyberpunk universe. Basically, someone who’s so utterly chock-full of high-tech implants that it drives them insane, making them extremely dangerous adversaries who can use their implants far past their normal limits

[@Andrew-Almond]

I’m baffled that pyro didn’t take the opportunity to make even more fart jokes. The fact he can even mention a toilet without getting bricked up is truly incredible. Stay strong Pyro

[@Dr.Oofers]

I mean, he’s just accepted the humiliation, but he doesn’t embrace it. (Referring to… something you may or may not remember)

[@electricblu6615]

I bet he was rubbing his belly when saying that

[@goobleron]

He did put it straight into S tier.. *Hrmmmmm*

[@mcoupe69]

My name is Natasha .. an underworld doctor … FEEELING SICK!!??

[@bignosh]

THE COMMENTS WILL NEVER LET DOWN MANNNN

[@intellectual001]

I absolutely adore SwaggerSoul's delivery as the club owner. Kudos to you Pyro for making sense of one of the most confusing games I've ever seen.

[@echo9911]

It's funny to me how almost no-one in the comment section is talking about the massive amount of different youtubers voicing npc lines in this video. Tis' rather cool

[@FYGUnkleUrple]

I thought some of it had to be AI generated at first when hearing like 3 people in a row I knew then the deliveries just kept making damn sense and this cameo list is 11/10. Also of course Wendigoon would be the self-aware NPC.

[@echo9911]

@@FYGUnkleUrple yeah, I agree at first it definitely seemed like AI generated voices which I'm pretty sure some might have been. However like you say, the deliveries of the lines gave it away in the end.

[@bamaboni]

he sounds hokey cokey

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

​@@echo9911Some absolutely were, obviously the TTS voices and the Joe Rogan ones. But I think most if not all the KZbinr ones were the actual person.

[@StealthyPaladin]

The reason they call the appendix the primitive seat of the soul is, because originally when the appendix was discovered. They thought it housed your soul, because they were cutting open a corpse and the appendix was completely empty this is because it drains out when you die.

[@shadowreaper9375]

I honestly love all the voice cameos in this video, very well done and a good test of "who's that youtuber"

[@Hazzacheets]

I love how the creator of Cruelty Squad sounds on the verge of tears like “I’ll answer but why’re you talking to me 😭”

[@DuskFox14th]

You expect someone who made this game to be well socialized?

[@SKVRNAGE]

welcome to finland

[@scootinkermie]

Is it me or does he almost sound scared?

[@SirJigglesworth]

​@@scootinkermiepryo emits a powerful aura

[@scarsch1286]

He’s just got a very raspy quiet voice and doesn’t socialize the best. Leave the man be.

[@tonybippitykaye]

I can see why this video took so long to get out: between the MASSIVE amount of people voicing in this, the fact that Pyro actually interviewed Ville (who looks like a bizarro version of Pyro strangely enough), and just the insane deep dive into the game like with any Pyro video, the sheer amount of effort is insane. Another masterpiece from the slop master himself!

[@blastcharge4031]

Into the pyroverse

[@1SilverDollar]

What if instead of reviewing batshit mindfuck art Pyro made it himself instead. Valle.

[@DENOhritko]

You meant to say "HUGE"

[@danang5]

isnt it delayed mainly because of rendering issue? we supposed to get this video like early/middle of june,but one of the editor got pc problem so the project got pushed back

[@Chensoman]

I’m honestly disappointed Chills didn’t voice act in this video, would’ve been funny af

[@Welcometohaileyshardware]

I love when pyro asks Kallio a question and Kallio just goes "I thought it was funny lol" God I had a fucking stroke writing that

[@ViceMightBeTaken]

calio?

[@Monnisti]

Kallio = Calio. American moment

[@ViceMightBeTaken]

@@Monnisti god damn americans

[@bureinresu]

It’s insane that Pyro has managed to make his content the biggest collab vids of all time. It’s like every countries’ rulers and presidents coming together to help Petteri Orpo build a monument for the people of Finland.

[@thegoldencrowbar6439]

I am so happy that after 15 years we finally got another pyro video, excited that the next one can be enjoyed by my grandchildren

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

we're back to slop tommorow

[@Entertainment0verdose]

We must enjoy the premium slop

[@plosonen]

As if Pyro fans reproduce

[@kylorensleftballsack6594]

I am so happy that after 15 years we finally got another pyro video, excited that the next one can be enjoyed by my grandchildren

[@ricardoc.8406]

i killed 17 people in 1989 in a car accident and was never caught

[@Moofshire]

Only Pyro could make me sit through a 4 hour long video about a feverdream disguised as a game. Thinking about playing it now. Thanks for the recommendation Pyro

[@TrueEithne]

hey i was wondering, would it be okay to watch this video before playing the game?, i just bought the game and i dont wanna get spoiled but i also wanna watch the video ugh

[@totallyme5680]

​@@TrueEithne Video kinda helps new players

[@TrueEithne]

@@totallyme5680 thank you!!!

[@erick5928]

@@TrueEithne it spoils the storyline

[@TrueEithne]

@@erick5928 is it major spoilers or just general storyline spoilers that wouldn't affect a first time play through?

[@brandon0sh]

2:16:05 "With an ego so inflated it probably looks like some art I commissioned" God damn pyro

[@damienfinnegan8272]

It's even better because sneako is voicing him

[@NotMuchOfACommenter]

Same pyro, same

[@brothermothoftheflame857]

When it comes to the graphics, I think Max0r said it best. "Acid trip? No. This is going to be an acid adventure."

[@adjustedrhombus562]

Man I was expecting like 2 hours but 4 hours of high-quality analysis with phenomenal editing and jokes with like 30 cameos is a real accomplishment. Kudos to everyone involved.

[@lighthawk3720]

​@@kaiseymour3636but in the description he credits everyone?

[@samuellinn]

@@kaiseymour3636 Nah looks like the real deal. I think they just sound weird because they wanted to sound like an NPC from Cruelty Squad.

[@wewepolapy]

@@kaiseymour3636 Bro they are all real

[@insertyourfeelingshere8106]

50+ cameos

[@Manelneedsaname]

​@@wewepolapyidk pretty sure I heard Joe Biden

[@abdelali9279]

Pyro the only KZbinr that gets anyone on the site to voice each NPC instead of having Gianni Matragrano and his split personalities do all the job, quite refreshing honestly.

[@2kilopirzola]

so you mean : gabriel , duke nukem any old and sexy man voice

[@Shadow6OO]

Max0r as well.

[@TheBonkleFox]

You do have to admit that Gianni was the perfect person to Voice Durandal in Mandalore's Marathon retrospective.

[@kafkaesque6459]

@@TheBonkleFox You Are Destiny 2: Preorder Season 69: Season of the Fucking Bullshit

[@kafkaesque6459]

This is also the second time Hbomberguy and Sseth have had cameos in a video together

[@gordonfreeeeman]

Jshlatt being the money hungry psycho actually fits too well with EVERY character he has EVER PLAYED

[@expensiveswordvr8580]

when is this?

[@redmist6630]

that flesh guy will always have fitz's voice now

[@Poopie_buttholelickeresquirejr]

@@kurtJohnson1thank you

[@Sashashka]

he should do more voice acting, he’s great at it

[@sonicraft9996]

yeah thats the point well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@StolenTheif]

I love the way this man talks about his game, he made the thing and is just as confused as the rest of us

[@extraentertainment6273]

0:11 - Intro 4:02 - Introduction To Implants 6:32 - The Game’s Look And It’s Creator 11:47 - This Game Is Hard. Just Like Dark Souls 12:12 - A Introduction To Cruelty Squad HQ 12:58 - The Controls 13:58 The Enemy’s A.I 17:23 The U.I 18:50 - The Soundtrack And The Toilet Song 20:03- Talking About Your Fragile And Worthless Life. Also, Difficult Options. 23:37 - The Non-Hostile NPC 24:49 - The Intro Cutscene And The World 25:52 - The NPC Targets 28:34 You Make The World Worse. Just Take A Look At The Stock Market 29:29 Unleashing The Rats 30:37 - A Introduction To The Tier List For Guns, Implants, And Enemies 31:11 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 1- The Starting Weapon 35:49 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 2: The Starting Enemies 36:46 - Who Knew The Foot Was Mightier Than The Sword 37:15 Pharmakokinetiks Part 3: Flesh Rats and The Knifers 38:31 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 4: The Weapons In The Pevel 43:55 - Time To Invest With Organs 45:33 - 47:34 Ad Time 47:35 Paradise Part 1 The Level Design 52:14 - Paradise Part 2 The Implant And The Flower Enemy 54:00- Paradise Part 3 The CEO Target 55:05 - Paradise Part 4: The Dark Catacombs With Zombies, and A torch 57:03 - Darkworld Part 1 The Enemies And BN-99, and NPC’s 1:00:19 Dark World Part 2 The Target 1:02:12 Back To HQ 1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering Part 1 A Introduction To The Mission and Fishing 1:05:56 Sin Space Engineering Part 2 Costumes, Advanced Security, and K&H X20 1:09:25 - Sin Space Engineering Part 3 Talking To Workers And Forklift 1:11:13 - Sin Space Engineering Part 4 A Scared Little Hitman 1:12:22 - Sin Space Engineering Part 5- The Target And His Minato M9 1:13:31 - Talking And Ranking Some Of The Implants 1:18:40 - Going Back To HQ 1:19:09- Androgen Assault Part 1 - The Police Station Layout And Debriefing 1:20:25 - Androgen Assault Part 2 The Flashlight Item 1:21:19 - Androgen Assault Part 3 The Cult Cops And Their Revolver 1:23:30 Androgen Assault Part 4 The Captured NPCs 1:24:14 Androgen Assault Part 5 The Gas Launcher and It’s Floor Trap 1:25:17 - Androgen Assault Part 6 Facing Off Against Psycho SpongeBob, The Cult Leader, Darkipler Turned Into A Monstrous Bouncy Castle, And Pills 1:28:58 - Going Back To HQ Again 1:29:44 Mall Madness Part 1 The Mall Made Out Of Sticks 1:32:33 - Mall Madness Part 2 Necromech and his AMG4 1:34:42- Mall Madness Part 3 The Return Of Our Beloved Flesh Rats And The Arrival Of Life Sensor 1:36:28 - Mall Madness Part 4 Gorbino’s Quest And The AS-15 Shotgun 1:38:21 - Armor Ranking And The Useless Rant 1:41:05 - Mall Madness Part 5 Delicious Treats 1:41:25 - Mall Madness Part 6 The Target And His Profitable Death 1:43:40 - The Rest Of The Purchasable Implants 1:56:53 - Back To HQ For The Fourth Time 1:57:24 - Apartment Atrocity Part 1 The Two Hitmans 1:58:18 - Apartment Atrocity Part 2 The Apartment Layout And The People Who Live In It. 2:02:51 - Sorry That You We’re Accidentally Targeted You. OWO. 2:04:00 - Seaside Shock Part 1 - The Targets, Layout, Enemies, and NPC’s 2:08:06 - Alpine Hospitality Part 1 - Info About The Mission 2:09:46 - Alpine Hospitality Part 2 The Layout And Flamethrower 2:11:20 - Alpine Hospitality Part 3 Shock Troopers and their Stern M17 2:12:34 - Alpine Hospitality Part 4 The Servet Tunnels And The Gollum 2:13:55 - Alpine Hospitality Part 5 The Targets and the Secret Implant In The Level

[@nicowaferr]

get this man some likes

[@ummhellookcool8679]

@@nicowaferrsaid the same shit

[@extraentertainment6273]

2:17:43 - Bog Business Part 1 Mission Description And Layout 2:19:14 - Bog Business Part 2 The Two Sniper Rifles 2:21:00 - Bog Business Part 3 The Toxic And The Hazmat Suit Counter 2:23:50 - Bog Business Part 4 Info About The Cult 2:25:15 - Miners Miracle Part 1 - The Level’s Background 2:27:17 - Miners Miracle Part 2 The Target And His Burnout 2:28:05 - Miners Miracle Part 3 About Godhead 2:29:00 - Miner’s Miracle Part 4 Oh! Look Over There! A Poor Person. 2:30:08 - Miner’s Miracle Part 5 The Tragedy Of The Village 2:31:54 - Miners Miracle Part 6 The Mysterious Sniper 2:33:20 - Miners Miracle Part 7What Happening In The Mines 2:35:18 - Miners Miracle Part 8 Fleshman And Their BAG- 82 2:37:16 - Miners Miracle Part 9 The Flesh Pit And The Flower 2:38:47 - Miners Miracle Part 10 The Target 2:39:50 - Casino Catastrophe Part 1 Mission Description And The Layout 2:41:24 - Casino Catastrophe Part 2 Slot Machines And The Worst Gun Ever 2:45:37 - Casino Catastrophe Part 3 The Target And The Enemies 2:47:07 Idiot Party Part 1 Misson Description The Red Boys abd Layout 1/2 2:49:30 - Idiot Party Part 2 The Blue Boys and their gun 2:50:52 - Idiot Party Part 4 The Layout 2/2 and New Flesh Gun 2:53:03 - Idiot Party Part 5 Bouncy Suit 2:53:45 - Idiot Party Part 6 The Green Target And The Janitors 2:55:01 - Neuron Activator Part 1 Misson Desxipton And Club Echo 2:57:54 - Neutron Activator Part 2 Break Into A Bank 2:58:44 - Neutron Activator Part 3 A Secret Fight Against Freak 2:59:33 - Neutron Activator Part 4 The Nailers 3:01:42 - Neutron Activator Part 5 I’m In The Club Talking To People, Killing My Target, and Facing Off Against A Big Flesh Pig. 3:05:02 Office Part 1 A Introduction To The Office Building And Funkgruthers. 3:06:58 - Office Part 2 Never Work Inside Of A Office. be a youtuber instead. 3:07:58 - Office Part 3 A Gas Rifle Gun 3:09:25 - Office Part 4The Targets 3:13:47- Pain. 3:14:54 - Archon Systems Part 1 - Here is Some Philosophy Shit and A Free Divine Link 3:16:54 - Archon System Part 2 A Maze With Boulders and Grid Crabs 3:19:41 - Archon Systems Part 3The Final Layer And Boss 3:20:51 - Ending 1 Entrapment And It’s Meaning 3:25:16 - House Part 1 Inside The House 3:27:16 - House Part 2 The Three Snakes And Their Gifts 3:29:41 - House Part 3 The Hostile Clivians 3:32:03 - House Part 4 The Lore Behind The Three Trigons 3:38:13 - House Part 5 A Implant 3:39:00 - Holy Scope And Steps To A Secret Mode 3:41:23 Hope Eradicated And It’s Differences 3:49:18- Back To HQ For The Final Time And How To Get Through The Kill Barier 3:52:23 - The Abominator And The Layout Of The Area. 3:54:27 - The CEO Fight Version 1 3:55:22 - The Other Method To Kill The CEO With A Stock Market Gun. Also A Grenade Gollum Is Here. 3:57:16 - Ending 2 - Life Ending 3:59:03 - Trauma Loop Part 1 Mission Description And Area Surroundings 4:02:26 - Trauma Loop Part 2 The Enemies and The Final Implant 4:04:47 - Trauma Loop Par 3 The Easiest S Ranks In The Entire Game 4:05:43 - Trauma Loop Part 4 Abscess Ironworks Lux ff374f727ce9d6de93be0793733c321. Yes, That Is The Weapon Name. I Didn’t Type Random Keys On My Keyboard. That’s What The Weapon Is Actually Called In Game 4:07:31 - Ending 3 The Cradle Of Life And It’s Meaning 4:13:17 - Chaos Mode 4:14:52 - Getting All Of The Fishes And Saying How Harder It Is Than Dark Souls 4:29:14 - The Truth About Gorbino’s Quest 4:31:05 - Who Do You Play As? 4:32:45 - Conclusion

[@1SilverDollar]

Scott the Woz reference?

[@nickdotjpg]

great job but now you gotta time stamp all of the youtuber cameos in this video

[@christiecrispie8351]

1:20:43 I love how he's holding a flashlight to you as a hostile dark worlder The light hurts him so much he thinks he can use it as a weapon against u 😭 Such a nice detail

[@m0ddotrar]

What a cutie

[@omni0414]

what a handsome lad

[@iratecastorcanadensis3971]

I kicked him off the fucking roof

[@cumcumcum148]

​@@СеменЧеренковshush. We are cooking theories here

[@J.DeLaPoer]

@@СеменЧеренков _Maybe_ originally unintended. But it would've been just as easy to have him spawn/drop a flashlight on death as to give him one as his "weapon", if actively using it as a "weapon" wasn't the idea.

[@geminiguy6032]

Hands down, the cruelest thing about cruelty squad is that most players, including veteran players are unable to fully utilize and enjoy every aspect of the game because most of us aren't forklift certified.

[@nottegamra784]

As a person who is forklift certified I feel morally obligated to 100% this game now.

[@TheBlaskowitz]

You poor souls in perdition need to rise like my Mitsubishis Tines

[@indalcecio]

Im not forklift certified but before i got sober my old job let me drive the forklift drunk. I wish i was joking

[@rusi6219]

​@@indalceciowe had forklift drivers that would randomly fall asleep while driving and you wouldn't even notice anything was wrong if the forklift didn't suddenly start going sideways for no apparent reason

[@pyoxydoge2566]

Over 4 hours and 30 minutes of pure content, after 9 years in development it was truly worth the wait, big mcthankies from mc spankys pyro

[@Mustafaahmed91]

I am dying and crying and shitting my self as i read this comment it was that funny

[@LugerP40]

i came from my ass after reading this

[@bro3797]

i just ate a pizza and now i am shitting pure lava 👍

[@rihud8343]

gaben

[@JokeURL]

Mid

[@castingspells_cz]

props to the camera man who filmed all of this and pyro for talking for hours without a single break, you must have a really good work ethic

[@rlbaase3]

Right? People complain about his upload schedule but dude writes thousand page scripts and produces multiple movie length films worth of content for single videos. Guy has mad dedication and talent

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.

[@proxigenated]

​@@lpc9929Hii Mutahar

[@D00dman]

@@lpc9929 want to be infertile but I’m a womyn with a pee-pee. 1 like = 1 bruh moment

[@jermgoated]

It’s been said, but Pyro’s progress from Commentary Slop to extremely one-of-a-kind extreme long form essays is still mind blowing but welcome

[@Mox1990]

Transition from? Please never look up pyrolive

[@StupidNSimplesns]

The slop exists, but it is hidden on pyrolive

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

the old slop was way better than the shit on pyrolive

[@armored_guy]

@@mydrillasanjay5397I’m confused why does everyone hate pyro live. I’ve watched some of his commentaries and they seemed fine.

[@Dualbattle2062]

@@armored_guyhe people who hate it are either joking or 7 year olds

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

12:53 - Cruelty Squad HQ 31:11 - Pharmakokinetiks 47:35 - Paradise 1:03:01 - Sin Space Engineering 1:19:09 - Androgen Assault 1:29:44 - Mall Madness 1:57:24 - Apartment Atrocity 2:04:00 - Seaside Shock 2:08:06 - Alpine Hospitality 2:17:44 - Bog Business 2:25:26 - Miner's Miracle 2:39:49 - Casino Catastrophe 2:47:06 - Idiot Party 2:55:06 - Neuron Activator 3:05:03 - Office 3:14:51 - Archon Grid 3:25:47 - House 3:59:10 - Trauma Loop 4:14:59 - FISHING

[@NoNo4O4]

ayo, you dropped this 🫴👑

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

@@NoNo4O4 Also, have you noticed that Pyro made a mistake? He first mentions Snirby 3:26:44, and yet talks about him later at 3:40:47 as if that was the first time

[@NoNo4O4]

@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 I did but I wasn't expecting someone to time stamp it. good one!

[@naturequeen2597]

Only Pyro would have both Sneako and Critikal in the same video. Absolute mad lad.

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

wheres sneako

[@deveshhsharma]

​@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws4132:16:00

[@266hz]

Wait where is sneako in the vid

[@Raiden113]

@@266hzhe voices one of the npcs, he’s mention in the description

[@266hz]

@@Raiden113 do you know which one by any chance? ive watched the vid but dont know who he voices

[@donte3615]

When pyro said "So that's it huh?... We're some type of Cruelty Squad" I'm not ashamed to admit I cried

[@thatrandomloser3808]

Banger quote fr

[@Lloudturnip]

Brings a tear to my eye

[@caleb5267]

same

[@caleb5267]

when he ate moss, I think that's what sealed the deal.

[@johnnybensonitis7853]

Such a gripping moment.

[@Scaevola9449]

Cruelty Squad and Ville's art in general really gives you an accurate impression of what it's like to be Finnish. Not Finland itself, just being Finnish.

[@omarwood1709]

Can confirm

[@wilatti3450]

Keskiverto päivä oulussa

[@joehannesz]

​@@wilatti3450nii on

[@Unluckq]

Juu, näin o

[@heseipikmin6415]

3:12:14 I can't belive Pyro got reputable video game industry icon Tommy Tallarico to work on his video. His mother is very proud

[@trickstab7903]

Its actually scarily impressive how many youtubers pyro can collab with in just one video

[@onetheyburiedalive246]

I was blown away that whang the guy who does tales from the internet did a character at 1:24:01

[@SturgGaeming]

Man I felt like I was tripping when I suddenly hear Rtgames talking.

[@jamesdowman2023]

​@markvangorkum8091 I'm surprised that he got him to VO , didn't know they knew each other

[@UpgradedHumanCybernetics]

He must have threatened to sever their divine link

[@yaboi2500]

I’m really surprised he managed to rope Caddicarus in. I never expected to see him do shit outside of his channel (nowadays at least).

[@sherm_]

its so funny that the dev seems the most animated and enthusiastic when he’s talking about gorbinos quest

[@goonsbrain]

I would be too it's gorbinos quest

[@Raiden113]

We love gorbinos quest

[@carsineceremony]

the gorbinos quest of game devs if you will

[@randomcommenter4405]

i killed my kids for gorbinos quest

[@ejm1225]

He should make a game out of it.

[@iheartnishikiyamaakira]

3:04:02 I love how much passion swagger put in his role. so inspiring.

[@kayagorzan]

He gave it his all

[@BringBackCyParkVendingMachines]

Who is this?

[@iheartnishikiyamaakira]

@@BringBackCyParkVendingMachines Swaggersouls, he mostly makes cs:go videos with his friends and he’s in a group called the “Misfits”

[@V_______]

@@iheartnishikiyamaakirathe amount of KZbinrs who are voice actors in this game is actually crazy to me. I love it so much. Schlatt did fantastic.

[@eltiolavara9]

@@V_______ i cant tell if youre joking or not but theres zero voice acting in this game it's all distorted text to speech noises like "agdgadbhadbhahhbadhbahdhgbadbhda"

[@kikikiwi9171]

Ville looks as if he had the time if his absolute life. Its just pure unhinged gameplay and i love it

[@bobbyshmurda4945]

All these creators voicing the npcs is just the cherry on top of this video. One of your best Pyro.

[@billblaski9523]

Remember when Pyro used to be just meme edits or whatever the hell he did. He could've gone the way of the Leafys or the Idubbbz and fell off but he learned and evolved and now is the best game master ever

[@theschnozzler]

​@@bighoss1860why are you so salty

[@SELFISH.DEATHWISH]

​@@bighoss1860 you're npc

[@xPhasic]

Ah yes i love my favourite KZbinr dagoth Ur

[@MolkoKillStyle]

It is insane how many of them did voices, a really nice addition to the video

[@bobbyshmurda4945]

Wendigoon voicing the guy who thinks life is a whole conspiracy and no one is capable of free thinking is really fitting.

[@zdude11]

Ssethtzeentach making his 30 seconds of line reading in a pyro video into a whole bit is completely in-character for Sseth honestly. Gave a good laugh to see all the content creators featured.

[@ulric8445]

When does he appear in the video?

[@SaltedSnow]

​@@ulric84452:31:00

[@xninewxw7559]

@@ulric8445me when no attention span

[@thesovietduck2121]

​@@xninewxw7559I mean when trying to find a 30 second clip in a 4 hour video, it is kind of justified, better than having no attention span on a 1 minute KZbin short

[@ddjohnson9717]

heard his voic and instantly started looking in comments. Good catch!

[@BobbinRobbin777]

2:04:04 Cruelty Squad accidentaly predicted the "9 Month World Cruise" / influence ship.

[@godzillaeyes]

It filled me with immense joy when Pyro said he researched and found that aural reaction time is quicker, so he tried to catch the fish just by sound.

[@vackor]

Shouldve mained sniper instead of pyro :^)

[@theinternetpolice2078]

hearing Jaiden Animations call John Cruelty a "fuck up" feels like getting chewed out by your grandparent

[@maximan142]

At what time was Jaden?

[@kingtreedede7303]

@@maximan1423:13:13

[@landonadams9935]

Same with odd1sout calling the player a “dumbass” Hearing “family friendly” KZbinrs swear is like hearing your parents swear for the first time.

[@tinyezra4324]

Anyone know what song was playing in the BG during that scene?

[@dascreeb5205]

I loved Yahiamice's rant.

[@youngdud9025]

The fact you went so far to create animations, take a whole interview and actually amange to explain so much about such a bizarre concept of a game. Pyrocynical, you truly inspire me to become some sort of a content creator, not even specifically for youtube

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.

[@JonathanLongMusic]

@@p-__what

[@Thecactuar]

@@p-__how do you know that?

[@dingledongus]

you should see the daily slop he puts out its even more inspiring

[@nagate69]

I’d watch

[@tokyo9010]

52:36 icaros machine 57:55 BN-99 1:12:36 Minato m9 Watch it again 2:14:24 key 2:17:15 microbial oil secretion gland

[@shi-dt]

When this game first came out, I remember reading a steam review which said something along the lines of "the developer thought of what makes a game good, but did the complete opposite, which means that he knows what to do but messed it up just to fuck with you". After seeing this masterpiece of a video essay, I can confidently say that this is by far the most interesting game I have ever seen and that review perfectly encapsulates this hell. A truly fascinating piece of entertainment, thank you pyro for shedding light on it so wonderfully, and thank you Ville for creating such a unique and weird game :)

[@aeraaureliawashereonce]

I love that summary

[@beachybum-bum]

Well said 👏👏

[@dexnacorn7807]

was it a positive or negative review?

[@charliekelly735]

Different for the sake of being different doesn't mean it's good

[@aeraaureliawashereonce]

If it happens to also be good at the same time as it is different, that really speaks about the creator's skill

[@MorkiMoo]

I’d like to thank my parents, the boys group chat, the AI versions of Pyrocynical I have trolled in the time waiting for this, and the academy for this absolute masterpiece of a video. Can’t wait to spend three days listening to this in bits and pieces while I procrastinate on actually important tasks.

[@bgutters]

bro talks to ai pyro

[@pkthegod2685]

bro captured my feelings with that last sentence

[@karanaher5030]

Man up and watch it oneshot.

[@rokva5771]

" Can't wait to spend three days listening to this in bits and pieces while I procrastinate on actually important tasks. " I'll drink to that, cheers!

[@Gilgamesh-bk8tw]

Oh my god you’re alive

[@CrashPG3D]

This man managed to turn a tier list into a 4 hour video

[@ImTheGuy]

Truly the king of slop

[@CrashPG3D]

@@ImTheGuy indeed

[@zerodragonballfan416]

Only pyrocynical

[@CrashPG3D]

@@zerodragonballfan416 professional slop maker

[@zerodragonballfan416]

@@CrashPG3D God of slop

[@haltheclownn]

insane that the starter pistol from cruelty squad changed american healthcare forever

[@Smellyturtle67]

Timestamps because Pyro is "cruel" for not including any: 0:00 Intro 2:56 Cruelty Squad 11:01 Interview 12:53 Cruelty Squad HQ 31:11 Pharmokinetiks 45:34 Sponsor 47:35 Paradise 57:28 The Darkworld 1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering 1:19:09 Androgen Assault 1:29:44 Mall Madness 1:57:24 Apartment Atrocity 2:04:00 Seaside Shock 2:08:06 Alpine Hospitality 2:17:43 Bog Business 2:25:26 Miners Miracle 2:39:50 Casino Catastrophe 2:47:07 Idiot Party 2:55:06 Neuron Activator 3:05:03 Office 3:14:51 Archon Grid 3:25:47 House 3:41:22 Hope Eradicated 3:59:11 Trauma Loop 4:14:59 Fishing 4:32:45 Outro

[@gipsyg27]

Bless you

[@stop.me.7395]

Man's blessed.

[@BacenticFlam]

thankss

[@dinkycookadapotion]

this is like my last chance of getting an answer for this what's the song played at 2:56? it's been driving me up the wall lately and i can't find any mention of it anywhere

[@donkey1_]

legend

[@spectralthreat6402]

Can’t wait for another 4 years for another pyrocynical video, thanks pyro for increasing my patience !!!

[@Firenoise2]

I’m still waiting for petscop 2 lol

[@soup985]

Petscop 2 confirmed 2128!!!!

[@uberpop4110]

I don't know how the hell he did it but literally getting like over 20 other creators to voice act is the single greatest act of collaboration I have ever seen and caused me to second guess my ears multiple times, after the markiplier joke I straight up believed mark was also going to make a cameo at some point.

[@booloo3616]

Thank you swedish and finnish people for making games for pyro to review

[@TheBfutgreg]

A bunch of swell peoples, the metal they make is cool too (Germany still bae)

[@ymparileikkaaja2681]

Ole hyvä vittu

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

The K&H is especially awesome because the enemy in the bathroom up the ladder in Pharmacokinetics carries one, so you can get it right out of the gate. Legit an early game carry.

[@erick5928]

Hearing Jaiden animations, the family friendly story time animator, voice any cruelty squad npc, but Elsa fucking Holmes no less, made my goddamn day

[@SimplyBoring]

3:13:13 in case anyone wants the time stamp for it.

[@straferthesluggo3096]

Yeah like if you told me "jaiden animations voices a greedy world destroying maniac which is immortal purely because of wealth and can just cause entire corporations to crumble out of spite " i would think you are some sort of crazy person which doesn't know what reality is

[@stankparagon]

@@straferthesluggo3096 that actually doesnt surprise me after learning about her political ideology, actually fits her quite well.

[@straferthesluggo3096]

@@stankparagon wait what please tell me wdym

[@BacenticFlam]

wow lol

[@shep1818]

The cameos in this are insane. No way in hell was I expecting bub games to show up randomly

[@RadShiba]

Fancy meeting you here shep

[@Cheesemonkey2889]

Where did he pop up?

[@nathanreed8226]

And Charlie too

[@Rainez-]

He got fucking TWITCHY ANIMATIONS to voice, he’s a rule 34 furry artists😭

[@juicewithice]

rusty cage is in there too

[@hardlyboiled]

12:53 Cruelty Squad HQ 31:10 Pharamacokinetics 47:34 Paradise 57:20 Dark World 1:03:00 Sin space 1:19:09 Police 1:29:43 Mall 1:43:50 Implants 1:57:23 Escape Police 2:04:00 Cruise 2:08:06 Ski Resort 2:17:43 Bog Swamp 2:25:25 Miners 2:39:49 Casino 2:47:06 Illuminati party 2:55:06 Club 3:05:03 Office 3:14:50 Archon 3:25:47 House 3:59:10 Trauma Loop thanks svennymatt for adding what i missed

[@yinno_chr]

Thank you good stranger

[@amusingmoose9924]

Are these sleeper agent codes?

[@NecoLumi]

I love these animations

[@Jetiko27]

Great, now do the cameos

[@Svennymat]

You only forgot the Cruelty Squad HQ at 12:53, House at 3:25:47 and Trauma Loop at 3:59:10

[@KNAFHLCJPT7A8EU3]

Pyro: so, where the idea came from? Ville: bro idk, i was just high af.

[@LoveXKnife]

Ville Callio is surprisingly soft spoken, not at all what I imagined after playing the game. What an amazing game, there's really nothing like it.

[@no.7893]

Honestly he’s the most harsh speaking Finnish man I’ve ever seen.

[@celodor1619]

*Kallio

[@celodor1619]

@@odnx what does that mean

[@soundbolt4776]

all finnish people are soft spoken

[@celodor1619]

@@YoopsYoops no, it means cliff/mountain

[@DerekDickey]

I appreciate how you got other youtubers to read the random quotes from the in game people. Felt very natural

[@horbledorble5716]

no it didn’t?

[@420minecraft]

@@horbledorble5716 ☝️🤓

[@friedroll]

⁠​⁠@@horbledorble5716☝️🤓

[@greedyisgud]

​@@horbledorble5716☝️🤓

[@theotherlucas]

​@@horbledorble5716☝🤓

[@Goltholdt]

I cant believe this game predicted the UnitedHealthCare "CEO and Luigi" Incident

[@arny752]

Pyrocynical: *Carefully tries to comprehend the story and explain it Ville: Tells Pyro that he just put together a story from his ass

[@ZodiacEntertainment2]

Cruelty Squad mocks you for even trying to interpret it.

[@elloo98]

​@@ZodiacEntertainment2Doesn't all true art?

[@couchpotato60]

I can’t imagine how difficult it was to organize a collaboration like this. Nice work!

[@somethingelse1388]

"Hey (semi-popular youtuber) do you wanna voice this character for my video?" "Sure."

[@txrnip]

He also had 9 years to make this video so that makes it less impressive tbh.

[@doofus938]

Not really

[@MewDevs]

@@txrnipwdym 9 years the games been out for like 2

[@boggn]

​@@txrnipafter 9 years in development it has been worth the wait

[@redacted7078]

slowley making a list of the cameos i can find 12:38 moist critical 24:06 Fitz 26:35 jschlatt 27:18 Willne 29:59 rusty cage (or oompaville) 42:39 tommyinnit 50:40 dolan dark 54:54 someordinarygamers 1:01:23 colassaliscrazy 1:02:24 nexpo 1:11:27 slimecicle(?) 1:18:49 jack manifold 1:23:45 rtgame 1:23:53 foekoe 1:24:07 james whang(?) 1:29:05 meat canyon 1:31:26 slimecicle 1:37:11 mcnasty 1:41:16 Caddicarus 1:59:42 elvis the alien 1:59:57 ordinary things 2:15:27 Joe Biden (totally real) 2:00:25 mizkif 2:16:34 bub games 2:24:14 sr.pelo 2:30:54 ssethtzeentach 2:34:58 scarce 3:02:08 wendigoon moment 3:04:03 swagger souls 3:11:10 chad roberts 3:12:13 hbomberguy 3:13:16 jadien animations 3:20:00 odd1sout 3:29:58 teenage disaster 3:30:51 Wilbur Soot 3:31:40 AlbinoVEVO 3:33:47 Internet Historian 3:32:14 James Lee 3:34:58 civvie11 3:50:19 drew gooden 3:50:46 vinesauce joel

[@theShoop]

2:15:27 Joe Biden (real actual cameo) 3:12:13 hbomberguy 3:50:17 Drew Gooden 3:50:46 Vinesauce Jobel

[@MickeyX2M]

1:31:26 slimecicle 1:37:11 mcnasty 2:34:58 scarce (stays for a lil bit)

[@sillycookie]

3:09:40 Vinny Vinesauce

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

2:30:54 ssethtzeentach (gets cucked) Also a bunch of the earlier timestamps are too late or soon

[@purplepeak8575]

I was doing the same but my comment seems to have been hidden.

[@jstar3382]

Fanbase: the usage of canned experimental weapons must have a deeper story meaning! Ville: 2:20:35

[@Reality62342]

My favorite part of the video is when snurby is first shown at 3:26:54 but not actually introduced until 3:40:00

[@alolanstarboy]

Yeah lmao I noticed that as well, must have mixed up the order of events while recording lol

[@nebuelle]

Or how he mentions that the Cursed Torch has a quote in it's item description, only to have the TTS read just the item description.

[@zulubunsen9067]

Yeah, found it weird that the first instance is "you can find Snurby again" and I felt gaslit as I didn't recall seeing him in the video before -- and I only noticed it on a rewatch so I actually knew about him already, so I wasn't sure if he was in the video previously or not. But seeing as how many times the script goes back-and-forth between levels (the story does so as well), I'm not that surprised that a few inconsistencies like this remained.

[@hrub]

was about to make that comment

[@DandeDingus]

​@@zulubunsen9067 i thought it was a bit at first based on the gaslighting meme that a character was part of a show

[@moronicalmeister]

While im sure people overanalyze a lot of stuff in CS, Ville seemed to be intentionally obtuse and dodgy with his interview. I love it- what an appropriate way to "explain" a game like this. Why would he need to give a streight answer to anything, when the game puts in all this work making itself as enigmatic as possible?

[@OdaSwifteye]

Like many auteurs, he revels in people never truly understanding what's going on in a work.

[@epkoda]

​@@OdaSwifteyeare you french?

[@stillnousername9796]

I can't believe Pyro was able to get such talents as Cr1TiKaL, Wendigoon, Sseth, and Dagoth Urr. Great work, team!

[@mangleman25]

Civvie 11 as well

[@finnthewitch]

and vargskelethor joel as well :)

[@Bobs_Bread]

Slimecicle and Jschlatt aswell

[@youascwub]

Can't forget Bub games

[@Baconkiin]

Pretty sure I heard MeatCanyon in there as well

[@Pheebeee_]

Love the developer literally having no idea why he did things this way or that way, or what things really mean. He just made it up.

[@Noazzette]

I absolutely LOVE the different cameos in this video, ssethtzeentach at 2:30:54 is HILARIOUS he did a perfect job dubbing this character

[@cotnas]

god I love that guy

[@lonewaffle231]

I had to relisten to the 5 million subs thing that he left in because it sounded nothing like him and more like Pyro taking a piss. I fucking love that guy

[@Noazzette]

@@lonewaffle231 YES! Me too, I wasn't sure it was actually him lmao!!!!

[@OrificeHorus]

SsethTzeentach is the absolute best.

[@davideventili2881]

This game Is totally up his alley too

[@TayumeTheMuffinMan]

26:51 I love how he briefly laughs and then it cuts to another groan like nothing happened.

[@storagebox33l48]

that was schlatt right?

[@TayumeTheMuffinMan]

I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.

[@Comicbroe405]

Insane video. How Pyro even got so many big creators do all these cameos is beyond me. Also love that every big question Pyro asked the creator of the game got him a reply of "yeah I just thought it would be cool".

[@RationaLess]

The fact that hbomberguy, kritikal and sseth are in the same video is simply far too funny

[@beemo4]

​@@RationaLessI honestly thought he used ai for that lol

[@deadlysgramer2850]

​@@beemo4wait its not ai???

[@beemo4]

@@deadlysgramer2850 I think the girl voice is AI but kritikal and the 2 other people bro mentioned that I don't know are actual voice overs by them

[@turkeylegs1343]

@@RationaLess and sneako

[@dannyboi5887]

"What if you want to eat people, but they give _too_ little health back? I mean it's a measly _one_ hp" Is one of my favorite out-of-context sentences of all time.

[@tenwholebees]

Pyro puts so much work into writing this video about what the game means on even the smallest level, with the guns, characters, maps. How everything is connected and the lore of the world. And the creator's just over there like, "Yeah idk, I just made a game haha"

[@metlyze7124]

"Haha I don't really know"

[@VeryDAWD]

@@maxamillionjazzhands4034in my experience Finnish people are really good at English

[@RenegadeVile]

To be honest, that's how it is most of the time. Rare is the game where truly everything has a meaning and is intentional beyond: I thought it'd be cool