Lele Pons' movie is worse than you can imagine

[@Katie-md7mh]

2 men simp over the woman that cheated on them. Her character is like every cheaters dream

[@MrTetrisz]

@. all the benefits and none of the consequences. I like how she breaks up with them as if she's not the problem

[@Betudontknowme]

666 likes

[@alenanela1743]

@. As a teen girl I am deeply offended HAHAHA. I ain't dealing with that relationship shit

[@livispuzzled]

@@alenanela1743 same 😭✋

[@DarkWoodsPresents]

Twice the dates and twice the sex... Yep, works for her.

[@thebigbreh_]

The funniest part is how they had all the actors are written to praise lele

[@solitudeguard3196]

So what usually happens

[@inhale2851]

And she then asks like why the internet hates her, she’s a narcissist. Like every time she tries to make herself innocent new dirt comes out about her.

[@Lucasio1209]

*I’M LATINA*

[@psychopony666]

I think Lele secretly wrote this herself

[@felixhenke2412]

#simpnation

[@zanniia7279]

When they're talking about what "their girlfriends are like" it legit sounds like a mobile game ad trying to sell a character

[@gamingwizard1027]

The accuracy in this statement is uncanny

[@jc6348]

Funny seeing you here, Connor

[@md-im8qp]

I have ARS

[@paperchaserrrs]

She has the AIDS status effect.

[@yabazyabacoffee]

TheLegend27 I'm sorry dead meme... but I like it

[@SpidrMunkee]

I hate that whenever a youtuber makes a movie, most of the time they make their charecter this cool and very cute/hot person that has all of the talents.

[@Zephyr01]

swear they all have NPD

[@Jgxm]

Gacha Studio stories in a sentence

[@monochubb9708]

@@Jgxm LMFAO SO TRUE

[@oliver_beloved735]

Its literally like a 9 year old making an oc

[@forgottenashes8299]

@@oliver_beloved735 I've seen many of those, and I can safely say, 9 year Olds are better at making balanced characters than youtubers.

[@newiva2303]

I can't tell if discount Peter Parker is a genuinely good actor, or he just appears good next to Lele and fousey

[@sometimesknownas3610]

Bruh

[@mavintosh]

For a minute I thought you meant the fictional character

[@sohamchatterjee7949]

I thought this guy was the stuntman for John Krasinski

[@waltergoldstein8244]

I think he might actually be Tom Holland’s stunt doinle

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

I got 3 McDonalds Ads in English and 1 In Spanish ...Ive literally never done anything related to Food...except on Discord where I made a Meme ahout how I was making Cereal at like 230 AM and Spilled some Fruitpunch-but-better and cleaned it up

[@drchumley4936]

I dead ass got an ad for Alzheimer’s and I thought it was part of the video

[@celeste3100]

It was because the movie is shit.

[@ixtlipulido6103]

Video wanted you to forget

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@celeste3100 yup, "movie"

[@stutterman176]

should've been

[@MyHeadHurts32]

hahaha

[@John-doe955]

The most ridiculous part of this whole movie is the implication is that there are two men that would actually want to date Lele Pons.

[@gfamily2478]

Yes but there both simps so...

[@vn9574]

@@gfamily2478 even simps wouldn't go that down.

[@Dylan-cw9ew]

No one on earth except Pyro will marry Lele

[@thepeanut5747]

Good Romance movies today are rare, Romeo and Juliet movie in the 80s is great but that was 80s not now

[@Bengrimm61]

@George W not even a worm would date her

[@lavestahuntail8495]

I love how Pyro always introduces Lele like she's a Dark Souls boss.

[@EagleEye-rw5pn]

She's not?

[@kank8623]

@@EagleEye-rw5pn she is.

[@crazy922blade]

@@kank8623 yes

[@casper6405]

She's the end boss in darksouls

[@spookieboogi6161]

Ask the movies she’s butchered

[@obligatedorb5202]

Missed opportunity to put "I'm Latina" when she introduced herself

[@myhoffgimen2562]

Stop. no

[@hanipierce5710]

That would of been hilarious

[@anomishfish]

Lele Pons: is latina James Marriott: is trilingual Lily Singh: bisexual woman of color Pyro: cute little lesbian

[@fxtchmetheirsoulz]

UCLA

[@l-nolazck-rn24]

Our boi Pyro is enough progressive to be in the rewind!

[@susgib296]

Anomish Fish James Marriott is fat

[@zak7338]

icons of the LTBL community

[@icy.3056]

oh god

[@fynnla.e]

“Hey I think I recognise you..” “Well yeah I’m Peter Parker’s stunt do-“ “THATS IT! I saw you in Lele Pons movie!”

[@KaytheWooper]

@Apple Is Forever Well he’s Tom Holland’s stunt actor so yeah, it’s pretty much that

[@holagirl7144]

KayRix I tought he did his own stunts

[@ricky_or_robin2]

i'd kill myself if that ever happened to me

[@michelenielsen9205]

pizza time

[@tunafish5462]

I was trying to remember for the whole video where did I see him before. It turns out he was in the chilling adventures of Sabrina and he had like 2 lines there so that's why I didn't remember him lol. Also he looks so much like tom holland!!

[@GalexiDude]

So the entire movie is just "My girlfriend" "You mean OUR girlfriend comrade"

[@pmsn3674]

that and badminton

[@livispuzzled]

@Marav Reviews oh-

[@matthewmccartney]

Then at the end of the movie “Nobody’s Girlfriend”

[@skipercrac]

Reddit tier joke

[@sportsfaniguess154]

*communism intensifies*

[@schwaodin]

This whole movie is just people feeding Lele’s ego

[@briane0083]

The movie was probably written by her as well

[@shawndevlin2680]

xbox 360 lookin' ass

[@agent6941]

Yes ,it does

[@geronimoguy111]

xbox 360 lookin' ass

[@Lcgx]

xbone 360 headass

[@ela5720]

I can't find any comment regarding Fousey's eyebrows, so I'm gonna make one. They make me physically uncomfortable

[@user-cc1dv2ly9m]

they're so...perfectly defined...

[@epicdudr4448]

I thought I was the only onr

[@boygenius538_8]

I remember back when fousey was popular with the Muslim community, it was such a scandal that he makes his eyebrows

[@OdaSwifteye]

I mean he gets them done.

[@Yonick1999z]

He looks like Gru

[@josephwayneliang6524]

The movie is basically Buzzfeed: The Movie

[@PizzaLuigi1]

When even buzzfeed the movie is better then Airplane Mode

[@SpaceLandslip]

I think that its funny that the whole story is an e-girl cheating on two simps

[@michellereionodera]

Wait I agree, but how is lele's character an e girl?

[@scheezy]

@@michellereionodera Because she's shallow, talentless and full of herself

[@Aryan-rx9rl]

This movie would be 10 times better if fousey was simping for drake instead of lele

[@ibzdagamer]

Thats nasty mate

[@ABluePhoenix]

10 x 0 is still 0

[@Aryan-rx9rl]

@@ibzdagamer thats the bitter truth though

[@ibzdagamer]

@@Aryan-rx9rl fair enough

[@Bruhvey]

imagine he promised everyone drake would be in the movie

[@shortperson20]

the fact that she straight up stands by while he's being arrested and says nothing to help him out is all you need to know to never ever acknowledge her existence again

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

I just can't stand her. I'm watching this video high as fuck lol. She makes me uncomfortable on a very visceral level. Just, please, what, get this woman away from the children. I think it's an inner maternal instinct. 😂 Same with the Pauls.

[@bloodycrocs]

Ansa Seppalainen What do you think about that one series that she’s doing about her mental health? I looked in the comments of them and I didn’t see anything negative abt her which seems kinda shady 👀

[@BotmanBruv]

He’s adding breaking bad references to ease the pain of this movie

[@mtbbbtm]

Botman Bruv as well as cod zombies and terraria references.

[@ceddyShmactt]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@dextertoast764]

@@mtbbbtm What about the Filthy Frabk reference

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

Why did I read that as breakfast bad

[@raminahmed4476]

It took me a minute to fully understand this joke it's too high level

[@Tw0Dots]

I think the funniest thing is Fousi’s drawn on eyebrows

[@nicetryfbi438]

true

[@ThatNofbody]

And hair remember he got a hair tattoo 😂

[@akiharuse825]

Noah must have had intense backpains after carrying this entire movie.

[@pumpkintwig]

Lolllll

[@dynamix_9568]

Nah fousey carried the movie no cap

[@zero_s]

@@dynamix_9568 I could only read this as sarcasm

[@desperateism]

E

[@grape7041]

And little kid

[@jokeronline702]

When Spider-Man’s stunt double has to be in a polyamorous relationship with Lele Pons

[@landonharris7480]

Underrated comment.

[@johndeneau7667]

And foosie):

[@tbprodutions]

A fate worse than death.

[@academyjason]

At least Peter doesnt feel so good He doesnt feel so comfortable

[@klashinov]

A sentence i never thought i would read

[@Liverator]

I’m sure Lele is celebrating the fact that Pyrocynical didn’t discover her *OTHER KZbin Show, Amigos* It makes this movie look like Shakespeare in comparison!

[@robertmorrissey8631]

They’re both shit.

[@tawnypelt69420]

of course she names it something spanish, she just can’t get over that she’s *_l a t i n o_*

[@budgetbrick5124]

Please twilight is Shakespeare compare to those two at least it's fun to laugh at those two are just painfully hard to watch

[@sansgolem168]

@A G (reaches for a hug) i am so sorry

[@luckyinky7849]

@A G oof

[@mqtaidmqtaid]

The actor who plays Noah is like a mix between Martin Freeman, John Krasinski and Tom Holland, wtf, i can't look at him for too long

[@theTrevorluck]

Too much of a Chad to be looked for more than 20 seconds

[@sancer1781]

@@theTrevorluck fr that man´s really good looking

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Hes how chinese people think all white men look, hes white man 0

[@hand2241]

It’s like everything is a lele pons vanity skit where anything she writes is just so she can compliment herself

[@dylanhansen2352]

Reese Hamilton what does that have to do with anything...

[@burp2019]

@@dylanhansen2352 probably not meant to be a reply

[@tazallordofpog5559]

lelepons is dumn

[@froggobonano]

narcissism 100

[@pastaronravioli4238]

she is my queen you incel arrgggggg

[@ikoandreas5085]

Lele: my demographic is 9 to 24 She probably meant: -9 months to 24 months

[@jonathansauceda589]

No that's her mental capacity

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

No that's how many brain cells she has.

[@thatntr4146]

@@Luke-ur4sz saying she has less than 24 iq is an insult to 'actual people' who have an iq lower than 24

[@ikoandreas5085]

@. no, thats not my agegroup. And id like to stay as far away from her as possible

[@niggussimmals9649]

@. No 3-9

[@itsyaboi5165]

‘Take your glasses off, you’re handsome’ Everyone who has to wear glasses: 👁👄👁

[@wandamaximilf3324]

Oh no here you go 👓

[@nixnox1962]

@@wandamaximilf3324 thank you I couldnt read the comments

[@caesthoffe]

"oonga bunga glasses ugly"

[@itsyaboi5165]

@@caesthoffe yes

[@ottovonbismarck4497]

Glasses make people look better. change my mind.

[@pestylucas7406]

It’s understandable that the most attractive person in the movie is the professional actor, whilst EVERY SINGLE ONE of the KZbinrs think they’re all that.

[@KamilHenri]

Its not even Lele Pons' movie It's Ray William Johnson's movie

[@rootntootn128]

I mean obviously

[@zombilandee]

He just doesnt wanna make petscop 2

[@thisisasaneaussie6231]

I don't know what the films called, but if it isn't called "doing your mum" the movie, then I want none of it

[@banter2143]

Poor guy

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@rootntootn128 YOU NEED THE COMMA, OTHERWISE THAT REFERENCE WOULD OF BEEN GREAT (probs a full stop to).

[@madisoncallaghan]

she shot a whole movie before her plastic surgery and is still trying to deny it happened

[@hdawg9883]

Also in this movie she'd already had 2 nose jobs

[@burryyyy]

Bird Up I didn’t even know she got plastic surgery

[@yeehaw4135]

I fucking knew something looked weird about her

[@depgabby]

She doesn’t deny her surgery at all though, it’s the one thing we can actually praise her for

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@depgabby No, I'm not praising her for talking about body positivity while getting plastic surgery and photoshopping her pictures. She's a really bad role model in that regard.

[@despicablyawesome]

her eyes just.... don't react while she 'acts.' they're so blank, its really offputting

[@nobodyofnarnia425]

True lmao

[@Anubis_YT]

Like a gecko, but at least a gecko licks its own eyeballs.

[@Tokmurok]

@@Anubis_YT the only thing she licks is her own minge.

[@123hattan]

They ported her directly from Obvlivion

[@mw7845]

I couldn’t put my finger on it but that’s exactly what it is!!

[@dillanio9191]

I know this is weird, but the guy who played Noah acted really well tbh

[@glizzy6666]

Was going to say the same thing. Too bad he's in a dumb movie

[@kikosawa]

Yeah, right? Gestures, voice, facial expressions - it was just pleasing.

[@sentionaut6270]

lol. he really isn't. he is a noticeably better actor by comparison. but still.... by what standard do you believe he is a good actor?

[@maya7831]

@@sentionaut6270 I mean he's a beginner...ppl get better with time, the more experience they get.

[@ThatNofbody]

@@sentionaut6270 lemme see what scenes you acted amazingly in? 😂

[@bigballoons3225]

Petition to make Pyrocynical a renowned movie critic for youtube.

[@atomic-art]

Michael Jordan why though? He already is 🥴

[@smallboihaterstage1834]

No it should be diesel patches stfu

[@joehoward993]

He already is

[@ilhandaanish2381]

Petition to give him a movie

[@Zaefnyr]

isn't he already

[@darthvader1848]

It kinda seems like the most unfunny KZbinrs are getting their own series.

[@jacobacon2158]

Hot *fucking* take

[@savedtheworld6755]

i mean i realized that pattern once lele got a series

[@arbiter907]

Because the competent ones are smart enough to either not do their own series, or are good enough to come up with something watchable.

[@ellaova]

I think its just sexism. Leles making content for children and young women. Its just cheesy, silly and fun and I think shes a very talented entertainer and writer. Shes like a Lucielle Ball or similay style of slapstick comedian, (which was apparently a strategic choice on LeLes behalf to appeal to a wider non-english speaking audience which is clever of her). You never hear people deriding Charlie Chaplin or the Marx Brothers very specific type of slapstick humour but when a woman tries this type of comedy shes 'not funny', 'childish', 'cheesy' and 'predictable'. Same applies to Liza Koshy. You cant tell me shes not a gifted entertainer even if her humour isnt your cup of tea.

[@ellaova]

Plus, I can think of 100's of unfunny men on KZbin who are never critiqued. Look at David Dobrik with his dull and predictable 'Jonahs fat', 'Corinnas a slut', 'Jasons old', 'Seths black' and all the purile humour he steals from Judd Apatow. Its a major yawn fest and its not even original material!

[@stephanie-rv2gb]

i love that the editing kinda hints that pyro’s watching breaking bad/better call saul... truly a man of culture

[@uuyotopas4392]

man?

[@chasemorris2621]

Ok

[@ashleythompson8243]

Same, I love learning that someone is as obsessed with the masterpiece that is BCS as I am. It’s just *chef kiss* PERFECTION

[@Justpassingby204]

He referenced Bryan Cranston too

[@mikehitchcock5753]

His editing is why I keep coming back..im glad this finally got released.

[@birdoverbird]

I'm convinced they didn't tell fousey he was in a movie, but rather just filmed the movie around him.

[@CypherIsland]

fun fact: this movie was made by huck botko, who also made a movie about poisoning his family with an hiv-positive-blood laced cheesecake

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

tf

[@iagree3742]

cake full of jizz. its fake but damn.

[@pastaronravioli4238]

yum get in my mouth FREEPABLO

[@meowmrre]

"fun"

[@asagillespie4588]

*interesting*

[@welcometothefuneral]

if lele wasn't the girl I feel like fousey being genuinely insane and Noah being a simp could be pretty funny

[@alezarde211]

Zenokatto _ Yeah but Fousey isn’t acting he’s just legitimately insane

[@gabmaz1418]

@@alezarde211 just like Vitaly

[@yopierre2048]

Same

[@welcometothefuneral]

@@martianman5912 we have achieved the impossible

[@Minebama]

Interesting fact that people might not know, is that Lele Pons is actually Latino.

[@skidrat_]

More like unfunnyio

[@amtrakisveryepic]

@@skidrat_ that killed her

[@plasmaticlmao]

Wait shes latino? I didnt know she was latino, did you guys know she was latino?

[@bradreed8938]

Noooo, no wayyyy!! Why has she never mentioned that before?!?!

[@xbomblive8552]

holy shit no way

[@shyguy4654]

Dude I love Pyro's random edits and how he uses the movie's own pause effect

[@jaimo1619]

I love the quote “She’s not like other girls, she’s latina!”

[@vytosan]

Not funny

[@bigstu2536]

Yeah because we never knew that she was latina. Btw she is latina

[@edouard9687]

Why do I get gabbie hannah vibes from this?

[@fredrik5832]

Vytosan hahahahahahaha lol looooool lmaoooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@monke5403]

No way, is she Latina or something?

[@flatpepsi]

this should've been called simp wars: soyboy vs. hypebeast.

[@donkamichi]

Btw simp has lost its meaning the phrase ur lookin for is white Knight

[@chilkootsailor492]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXWTi4SGpsp9oc0

[@foxxy4779]

@@chilkootsailor492 I've got a feeling that I'm gonna get rickrolled, let see shall we?

[@chilkootsailor492]

@@foxxy4779 nah it's the Star Wars theme

[@foxxy4779]

@@chilkootsailor492 You're a good man, I've been rickrolled a heck lot of time

[@FordF--zy4vb]

i love how pyro is now making content hes happy with, while also bullying people.

[@Will-jf6lv]

they are the same thing

[@bethany1722]

Will no

[@sonicfan2651]

@iCarly Fan wut

[@Ben-zt9pk]

iCarly Fan tf

[@krv3]

Im in love with you

[@wheatdud2418]

i feel like fosey's good ending would be becoming a full-time actor in straight-to-DVD movies. a lot more humble then pranks.

[@Baer99Z]

"She's the perfect girl" ah yes, because we all want a girl who cheats on both of us with the other, how perfect.

[@Lucius1246]

@Maciej Królikowski I would prefer no one

[@RedDrowned]

@@Lucius1246 "don't worry, we know what "being celibate" is"

[@pohorex6834]

@Maciej Królikowski I'm personally waiting til marriage to make eye contact with a woman

[@John-kd5xf]

Who also hunts mushrooms

[@BiuTheMonkey]

Petscop 2

[@noahbloch7165]

At least lele didn’t talk about herself being Latino every 5 minutes

[@BiuTheMonkey]

Petscop 2

[@p01ygon]

but she did kiss her own ass multiple times in the movie

[@yeetusbeetus4950]

Did you know I'm Latino, yeah guys I'm Latino

[@MrTriple3D]

@@yeetusbeetus4950 yes guys me llamo jeff

[@Frostcicle]

I'm Latino you know I'm Latino I'm so quirky I'm Latino Latino Latino Latino

[@justconnnoor]

Noah looks like all the Spider-Man actors combined into one.

[@derpadothebird2106]

I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment. I think it's an insult final guess

[@nevergonnagiveyouup3705]

@@derpadothebird2106 yes

[@geneflowone784]

This is the most perfect description of that man

[@TenderNoodle]

YES THATS WHAT IT IS

[@savedtheworld6755]

oh my god i just realized this

[@Legion2k]

"The year is 2020, a period of civil war" That did not age well

[@DeanL6_]

Mate this video was literally made long after the WW3 memes

[@zhalosupercell2486]

@@DeanL6_ he’s talking about America I think

[@v0rtexbeater]

It did not age well because nothing happened. Biden got elected, there were protests for like a week and then everything got back to normal

[@gerhardcompion12]

America your political problems are not that bad look at my country South Africa

[@kingbeaner1286]

@@v0rtexbeater looking back the blm riots and the trumpie riots pretty much fell apart around April

[@redbug7082]

“Take your glasses off, you’re handsome, embrace it” Yeah it’s not like I need to see or anything

[@michaelk9279]

Also, glasses aren’t even seen as unattractive anymore.

[@pastaronravioli4238]

bruh its for a picture its not like she was asking him to do a triple backflip on a motorbike while writing a new constitution

[@pastaronravioli4238]

@@michaelk9279 glass bad. not good movie

[@user-tq7uv9rs1e]

@@pastaronravioli4238 Taking a picture without your glasses (that you need to see) is a bad idea because you'll have a blank stare in the photo....cus you can't friggin see.

[@dru1d96]

Bruh look at all those mid roll ads, he saving up for a car

[@gdoublell1002]

Lmao

[@paulmitchell8714]

Also buy merch

[@chloeb2844]

@Toori Baba I think you mean under 10 because I am 3

[@jackiefife5310]

Chloe B ha noob I’m 0

[@elyxrr]

5 midrolls in a 35 minute video, are you seriously complaining about that?

[@SilentMemer]

Big competition against "Airplane Mode" with Logan Paul

[@mowifr]

Pee

[@Scrufflord]

@@mowifr poop

[@quandeldingle1714]

@@Scrufflord tits

[@nicktaco117]

Vagina

[@arcynixz]

@@nicktaco117 penis

[@feyfiren]

what I love about Pyro is that it's very clear he has a great time editing these and finding all the random pics, memes, etc. and that's more than what most successful youtubers do.

[@ToyotaCorolla-lr1uy]

Lele Pons is the girl who yells POTATO randomly, and thinks she’s funny.

[@aloysiussd]

I'm sO qUiRky

[@grated_lemon5630]

POTATO

[@qqqalo]

1:38 body dismorphia

[@johnwayne4760]

LOUD=FUNNY...remember

[@timothytosser288]

Potato Laugh

[@bizarrechamp]

Might as well call this film "Simps Love You" *audience laughing sound effect"

[@glitchtrapped5004]

*_laugh track_*

[@Mr.ManiacaI]

*Seinfeld theme starts playing*

[@fillerlyn7764]

Thud

[@NyxInfernal]

I feel like it's pretty fucked up that I was more surprised that fair use was reinforced and the film studio lost the copyright claim than about anything else in this video. It's not often that KZbin does the right thing nowadays... Thanks, Susan.

[@jobrenmar7513]

ScarletSiren susan wabajak

[@wixkedbruixes]

the adjective "flaccid" in this context is the most accurate word to describe.. everything about the movie lmao

[@grezledragon]

i'm convinced the writer has never heard two people having a real conversation.

[@cceerrs]

This is what aliens think humans talk like

[@justlovely3249]

I like how in every movie Lele has to be described as a “funny person”.

[@wynter5776]

Haha loud=funny

[@kayla160]

If they don't tell us we won't know

[@underkoverism]

Nuggaz

[@plvto6585]

i like how lele has to be a person

[@starroving6464]

@@plvto6585 i like how

[@mbr9163]

Lele Pons is like that one kid at school that tries to be rude to the teachers because they think they're cool but in fact everyone hates them

[@AxxLAfriku]

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear croire

[@goatstech]

@@AxxLAfriku can you show your face?

[@viennas.]

i know someone exactly like this bdjajdbdd

[@shellyalfianda7236]

@@AxxLAfriku are you okay?

[@renclarion5282]

Shes like the kid who acts “ᵠᴜ𝐢𝓇𝕜𝚢“ but actually annoys everybody around them

[@HatKidPeck]

4:32 unironically he might be the best actor in that movie, this kid has more emotion then I bet Lele Pons does, and such a condescending, sarcastic tone. So much so that he’s actually funny.

[@CheeseYourself]

I am convinced that Lele wrote all of the scenes where the main characters gush over how amazing and flawless she is

[@poffydaisy5134]

I cringed so hard when Lele made the characters simp for her

[@isabellaessien2043]

You mean you cringed the whole movie?

[@lavabite]

The movie wasn't written by Lele

[@poffydaisy5134]

@@isabellaessien2043 YES

[@clueless4096]

The Noah guy is the only reason I think the movie is more than 5% moist, he's a good actor

[@spoodurmin9742]

Yeah he’s pretty good. He also looks a lot like John Krasinski.

[@nicholaskinkaid]

@@spoodurmin9742 Yup, like the B grade version of him. Noah was even imitating Johns office character. Somehow.....pyro completely missed that and thought noahs look at the camera moment as a Ferris Bueller imitation and not Jims

[@louuanneeestrewp6189]

He was in Sabrina on Netflix as well, he actually is a good actor 🤣 too good for this anyway

[@Crystal-58]

okay, but... fouseytube's character wasnt actually that bad haha. he had some pretty funny lines here and there and it was WAY better than i expected

[@Crystal-58]

honestly the movie wouldve been okay if you took out all of lele pons's parts

[@ashleyobrien4936]

The fact that the guy said "no, he doesn't kiss me with those lips" and right after a Hulu commercial appears with two guys kissing made this video even better.

[@saltwatertaff]

If this was age restricted you would have 0 dislikes

[@aceum609]

Or views

[@ashtremble]

or likes

[@aumua2876]

I disliked because of the 30 ads

[@nirvanashark161]

Aumua OVERREACTING RYAN

[@rotronimous7544]

@@aumua2876 There aren't that many. It was worse before.

[@DashFlashTheLife]

Fousey took one L and added BGTQ to his personality

[@switchblade6]

Comment of the year

[@anatoliylotarev5977]

This comment made my day lmfaoooo

[@skyzaddiescult7439]

sexualities and genders are not personalities

[@crankydad0199]

@@skyzaddiescult7439 Jesus, it’s a joke buddy. We don’t want you here

[@ihatetheantichrist8043]

@@skyzaddiescult7439 maybe lgbtq+ should stop using them as such

[@rickrossstretchmarks]

*I have noticed, pyro is growing out his hair, now he just needs a leather jacket.*

[@JeanMarceaux]

So guys we did it, we grew sick of this world and the human maggots feasting on its carcass

[@SwagDragon76]

@@JeanMarceaux did not expect anyone to reference that game, ever

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

Jean Marceaux now all he needs to do is dye his hair black.

[@xkudodesu9969]

Or he just can't get a haircut because of quarantine

[@beans6232]

Thee Seigi I think it looks kinda gae

[@jasonirawan]

Now if the movie ends with Ford and Noah realizing that they're meant for each other and making out, that would make this movie from already 10/10 to 11/10

[@CallanElliott]

"Lele Pons is a woman... on the Internet." And that's all that's really worth saying about her.

[@optforthyname3800]

I think you'd be better off not knowing anything about her-

[@addiemarieruhome]

Uh excuse me, she’s also a LATINA

[@CallanElliott]

@@addiemarieruhome Excuse me, that totally makes her a really significant and interesting person.

[@conor881]

Literally when lele speaks she is just screaming. During the scene where they give her the 3 way idea she’s like “ I THINK THATS CRAZY. THATS WHY I LOVE IT.” Like she’s just yelling.

[@Vixa_Jaz]

brooklynne mack -wtf is this comment

[@sansgolem168]

@brooklynne mack don't mind me im just looking for the guy who asked

[@oShadowkun]

@brooklynne mack happy birthday you weirdo lmao

[@ceiek]

@brooklynne mack what

[@BlossombleFuture]

lmao when lele asked “what is it?” I got an ad with a little girl immediately saying “it’s a burger made from plants!”

[@Lovinia1]

“M” “Right?”

[@pppp9204]

burgerpants...

[@Lovinia1]

Pp Pp it’s a plant made from burgers

[@bigdumbstupidface4907]

i did too

[@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458]

Funnier than the funniest shit ive ever seen (Dead meme ik stfu)

[@gossiperzoroark9629]

This is like a Hallmark movie but somehow more forced and shallow. -Protagonist is a conventionally good looking individual -protagonist either “ has a bland normal life” or “is in an emotional gutter” -along comes a good looking individual that will be the love interest -meet cute that trends toward awkward -protagonist usually has a job involving newspaper article, art, photography, or some sort of job involving images. -friends and family that either are helpful to the main lovers or are a roadblock -protagonist finds inspiration and becomes a better person/ happier -

[@heartbeat4atinman]

This movie would have been a lot better if Peter Parker and Fousey hooked up at the end.

[@dean_l33]

For being cringy as it is, yes I agree it would at least let us mock it for another few minutes

[@dr.president6702]

Get tobey maguire in it as peter

[@rah4723]

For the first 11 minutes I forgot this was about Lele pons

[@victorassemble352]

Thanks for remenbering me, i am 9 minutes into it

[@xpkareem]

"Lele Pons is the most famous woman on KZbin" Me who spends 1000 hours a week on KZbin: "Who?"

[@ezekiel4481]

lmaoo

[@Chachiandfriends]

Bro you only spend 1000 hours a week on KZbin

[@sataliatk]

Had the exact same reaction. I'm old, so I've been watching KZbin since 2005, and have no clue who she is.

[@szzlam]

Satalia Then you live under a rock

[@divyavyas9003]

1000 hours a week. Me: confused screaming. P. s. I know you're cringing right now.

[@jibberjabberstepback612]

I was perfectly fine not knowing who any of these people were, but now here we are. Say sorry, Pyro.

[@Bigboss-_]

“Awesomeness films” Yikes Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

[@doodoodoo3151]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@internetstealers2731]

Insanity is doing.... the exact same.... fucking thing..... over and over and over and over again... expecting something different to happen

[@MiniorinVR]

The definition of irony

[@lilmunchiezzzz7566]

No

[@TheDanteEX]

Did the two characters just forget that Lele's character tried to play them both? Why would they want to date someone who clearly doesn't care about their feelings?

[@missgrreen9398]

If I had known that mushroom hunting (tf?) was the way to a mans heart, maybe I’d have had a different strategy on first dates.

[@lastoneiguess1689]

They usually use pigs to find mushrooms so maybe not a good idea

[@missgrreen9398]

Last One I Guess Very trueeee

[@Luke-qr7pm]

You wanna look for the magic ones

[@pheakay]

If you live in Europe go mushroom hunting around late autumn, that's when the good mushrooms pop up

[@huhwerami4417]

I really like the gay mushrooms. It makes one gay.

[@X0.LA_BRAVA.X0]

"Why is religion the bad guy of every media ever?" Subscribed. You don't know how sick I am of the media not only making Christians the bad guy in their popular films, but making religion as a whole the bad guy just because we have different moral values. It's just a lazy way to write a villian.

[@maddieb.4282]

This is such a random and psychopathic comment LOL. You’re not persecuted babe

[@X0.LA_BRAVA.X0]

@@maddieb.4282 Its not random?? It is literally in the video you smooth brained stonehead 💀💀

[@fate9567]

@@maddieb.4282why are you on pyros channel

[@BirdGod]

Poor stunt man. You know he could have done a better job if he was let to.

[@eiffiedarkness649]

Ikr F in the chat

[@pogchamp9786]

F

[@ameenzubair219]

F

[@agent6941]

F

[@ms65wow]

F

[@IOxyrinchus]

Fouseytube is literally the Nicholas Cage of KZbin; he over-acts in everything he’s in despite always playing himself

[@luckoftheirish8708]

Shush. Nick Cage is actually a decent actor who takes terrible roles. Yousef is just terrible.

[@thisduckisgoingtokillme]

I disagree, i personally believe that Nick is actually a great actor, he's just a lot like Adam Sandler. They both don't care and just want money. Fousey is just a shitty actor.

[@lucidmemez9634]

It hardly matter's, they all produce trash, that is being Cage, Sandler and Fousey.

[@gameplaysolotheblade]

@@lucidmemez9634 Except Adam Sandler and Nicholas Cage had a couple of decent movies, both entertaining while Fouseytube has been shit since its inception.

[@hansruhlmann454]

That's an insult to one of the greatest Hollywood actors. Yes Cage's career is dying, but that doesn't change the fact that he was in alot of great movies.

[@PickSurprise]

they couldn't even follow the most fundamental principal of filmmaking, show don't tell. smh

[@birduphernandes1406]

You here damn

[@calliecalamari6674]

Yo my man PickSurprise do be out here on the Pyrocynical video and shit

[@PickSurprise]

lmao yeah hey guys

[@songreeisme]

Oh shoot. Mr.Hunter himself.

[@birduphernandes1406]

@@PickSurprise cool

[@the_tuckster_tv3640]

Fouseytube looks like Walmart vin diesel

[@boxim07]

And vin diesel is already the Walmart version of Dwayne Johnson

[@tunafish5462]

@@boxim07 I didn't know they were 2 different people until a year ago or something lol.

[@cosmicexobyte6820]

"She's a girl. On the internet." Yeah, other than the fact that she's latina, that about sums it up.

[@thefishgolder]

Wait really? She's gotta be the whitest latina I have ever seen

[@mattyhq3094]

@@thefishgolder Lmao

[@mr_sanchez]

@@thefishgolder You did not know it? sHe'S lAtInA

[@erniethan]

@DooDoo_Burd /Illustrator do you know what legally means?

[@addybishop308]

Lele isn’t manic pixie dream girl. She’s just manic

[@sugarwaterenthusiast1309]

Lele isn't manic pixie dream girl. She's just girl.

[@punchingbag277]

Lele isn't manic pixie dream girl. She's just

[@Cake-Goku]

Lele isnt manic pixie dream girl She's

[@SauceChef]

Lele isn't manic pixie dream girl.

[@drda1540]

@@SauceChef Lele isnt manic pixie dream

[@kennyyfm]

Belle delphine: comes back Pyro: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@weewarrior1228]

ducky the epic He probably already had been making this

[@mattyash8935]

Hes making this vid to afford her onlyfans

[@hillybilly48]

he's going to discuss it next year and say "sorry i was a bit late to this"

[@funguy398]

He worked at this review for 4 years

[@lillexus5589]

@@hillybilly48 real tawk pimp

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

24:58 That smile is terrifying

[@candle_carl5348]

“She’s the female face of the platform” God, that hurt to hear. On behalf of women, we don’t accept her as our face.

[@shame2189]

She isn't, it's probably the mom from cocomelon, if *_that_* counts.

[@rebeccaxia350]

Agreed! There are so many good but small women KZbinrs like Joana Ceddia, FruityPoppin, Casey Aonso ( just realized they are all Canadians) why would youtube keep promoting unfunny people like lele pons who already has like 20M subscribers?

[@Darkko88]

@@rebeccaxia350 Because she brings in the bucks by selling crap to preteens. She's the female Logan Paul.

[@LolLol-xi3uf]

I know it sucks that all of these idiots are the face of feminism and the likes. Especially Lily Singh (we’ve all seen the show) it’s just filled with racism and sexism, BuT iT’S toWarDS WhiTe Men sO it’s ProGGreSSiVE

[@FriedRice3519]

Thank you

[@jimbobbyrnes]

you know a movie is terrible when all the characters are unlikeable and it has a happily ever after ending.

[@wilbursootisbetterthanyou9024]

Sooo true

[@John-hz4wi]

What about shrek?

[@flawer1316]

JoJo Bizarre Adventure

[@alyah9098]

What about disney movies?

[@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107]

FlamingWaterMan you telling me characters in Jojo are unlikeable???

[@daxican]

Noah actually seems like a pretty good actor. He's entertaining

[@sydforce]

I say mediocre at best, but leagues ahead of everyone else in the movie.

[@jesseculp9452]

I actually thing fousey is a pretty good actor. He plays a pretty entertaining character.

[@bjrottinghaus6033]

That’s cause he’s not a youtuber

[@jinnybucko3353]

Said no1 ever

[@darkzabric1841]

You most likely think that that cause everyone else is so bad

[@moongem4489]

Noah looks and acts like a mix between MCU Peter Parker and Hughie from The Boys. I think this is why he's the only character I don't hate.

[@Ilikebats123]

"Hey, I'm Noah." "I'm Latina."

[@pastaronravioli4238]

kilsk

[@reilly434]

lmfaooooo

[@arclight3665]

every lele pons conversation in a nutshell

[@Brodyo06]

This movie would look better if it wasn’t in hd because then I wouldn’t have to see Lele pons face as well

[@Filothegamer9]

She is so ugly

[@soullessleftover8427]

13:43 That was a lie.

[@private4043]

Noah literally called her a perfect girl

[@tonypepperoni3679]

@@Filothegamer9 ummm wot? I'd ask her to bare my children if it came up organically in conversation.

[@almontasermihoob5873]

@@tonypepperoni3679 she is literally below average tho

[@LionmaneElsie08]

“If you don’t know who Lele is...” You’re very lucky

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

she's actually not funny I think anwar jibawi and rudy are more funny then her

[@infinityninja7250]

help i took the red pill and he sent me to here to discover the truth

[@donatturi2339]

And I didn't even know who she is, well until today

[@fanoncharathewolf]

Who the hell is Lele Pon?

[@sunk1ss376]

Idk who lele is so..

[@zsoeblack2830]

The guys sound like they are being sarcastic every time they talk about lele's character 😂 I can't get over that

[@iqninja2655]

Lele Pons's brain is like a bag of doritos. 99% air

[@nichii1603]

She doesn’t deserve a compliment.

[@NotCoell]

too much of a compliment there

[@Godmcgod]

Doritos don't deserve this.

[@Detective_Grav]

😂

[@alphebettispaghetti6275]

1% crumbs

[@BostonMassacre]

“You kiss your mother with that mouth” Ninja: ahahahhahaha

[@Rjac25]

Lmao, I was hoping there was going to be an edit of Ninja at the point

[@austindraws4876]

THE $@&! YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE %$@& !!!

[@livbrown9468]

Ahaha “ shut up when I’m talking to you”

[@BiuTheMonkey]

Petscop 2

[@rebekahnesmith4026]

Lele Pons’ personality is what soap tastes like.

[@thedukeofnothing6421]

At least soap has taste

[@loserscorner6746]

Soap made of shit more like amiright fellas?

[@CJCarrotsJam]

I don’t know who lele pons was until this

[@redstoneofaja5452]

@@kaya-sem the virgin 15 hp vs the chad 150 hp

[@MarkedUserName]

The prison soap

[@specil-k]

this is contemporarily the closest thing to a polyamorous movie and the first anti-polyamorous movie I've ever seen