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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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[@memeoverlordjack1383]

Top ten loudest things 10 car horn 9 gun 8 jet engine 7 the sun 6 jojo chiwawas laugh 5 my dad hiting me with the belt 4 the voices 3 whale 2 women 1 pyros outro

[@mr.irrelevant8826]

True

[@migmi]

Thud sound effect

[@tommyaguirre3479]

*t h e v o i c e s*

[@linkly9272]

i blame the company that claimed his original outro :(

[@dolphinboi5211]

Ok

[@rainholland2550]

Thumbnail composition: muscle dude, emojis, confused lesbian.

[@SamSquids]

correction: Tin Tin

[@Chris-cm4wn]

Im the 420 like... N i c e

[@acompletelynormalname5798]

@@Chris-cm4wn im the 750 lol

[@werter490]

*confused furry

[@rashidacollins3741]

The spider man one wasn’t funny, but “I here a bitch” really cot me off guard.

[@cudanhn7021]

Same

[@asoap2422]

yeah that one was good, glad i'm not the only one

[@Thatraiderswagkid]

Cot? As in a military bed?

[@thehermit8618]

It has a really strong "with great power come great big booty bitches" energy

[@monkeyking7548]

Ok

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

12:13 watching Pyro in 2020 be like: "Aw man, I, I love my merch so-" *M U S I C*

[@Jwoodzlive]

Whats the name of the music that starts playing right after?

[@ahmedtheone3976]

@@Jwoodzlive whitewoods beachwalk

[@spengler2258]

@@Jwoodzlive I’m not sure, but isn’t Beachwalk by Whitewoods- that was the old outro song that he used, which he sadly can’t anymore.

[@hereby9448]

Honest to god i thought he was doing that on purpose

[@supremebubbo]

wait a minute, this isn't a Belle Delphine video

[@anthonyhamill5407]

so am i the only one who's gonna comment to this epic dude

[@redninapoo8693]

No

[@bo-z1790]

yup

[@cocoroach_ok]

This is not petscop 2 either

[@papalettuce]

wait a minute, this isn't a comment demanding/asking for petscop 2

[@hailie1283]

And now Ray Diaz is a Sex Offender!

[@rexy2196]

this is very epic

[@chwilly7312]

Crab rave song

[@thatoneaccount8975]

*Thud sound effect*

[@Heyits-Hector]

pinRC blep now that’s epic

[@hailie1283]

@@page_pro YES.

[@the_numb_skull]

Pyro: “oh I just love my 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵”

[@Jwoodzlive]

U know the name of the outro song that starts playing after he said that? pls?

[@the_numb_skull]

@@Jwoodzlive you mean his original outro?

[@Jwoodzlive]

@@the_numb_skull No not that. I mean the song that actually plays in the end of the video at 12:20

[@the_numb_skull]

@@Jwoodzlive no I don’t

[@the_numb_skull]

It’s one of the generic royalty free songs KZbin has auto built into its music picker

[@gameplayer-le3lb]

Bruh he's got ps5 in the background 11:34

[@parallax9084]

yea is it really a ps 5?

[@bennytyyyy8810]

@@parallax9084 yes, he is a beta tester.

[@katsu6934]

But but... THEY DONT EVEN LOOK REMOTELY THE SAME ok they sorta do but look up ps5 it looks really diff

[@platinum_bucket4151]

@@bennytyyyy8810 aaah lord if SAO taught me anything being a beta tester = gigachad status

[@ECWPlays]

Yo, could you help me get into the beta? I heard it's great for summer days.

[@rymaiCooking]

I feel as if this is Pyro’s excuse to look at men’s abs

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

He has a boyfriend already

[@chickensandwich2193]

What a amazing name

[@justcallmejek5019]

@@ikkuhishikawa7982 H-he's gay?

[@m1dos391]

I don’t think he’s gay

[@gaspersostaric9912]

@@justcallmejek5019 No,lesbian

[@finediningandbreathing07]

I just bought that hoodie, so now that I paid you, I demand Petscop 2.

[@heresyuwu]

Where's petscop 2 u manlet

[@cyrowarm4433]

Here I come

[@mackyrulez756]

@@cyrowarm4433here I cum*

[@Gambob]

Whoever did the subtitles.... I love you.

[@kyleo5422]

10:32 Look in the background. My mans got ps5 early

[@AntiHero2]

Lol

[@Epcness-Gaymer]

Nice

[@AntiHero2]

@@Epcness-Gaymer lol

[@Epcness-Gaymer]

@@AntiHero2 why thank you

[@jayfolk]

wait a minute, this video isnt bullying a child

[@pierrelehmann2993]

kids look older these days. Ray is probably like 10-11 yo

[@legoindianajones9854]

Omg Step Bro Wut R U Doing oh Feck off you beat me to it 🤧🤧

[@Alex-nj6rj]

How dare you Pyro this is offensive *clap* *CLAP* next *C* *H* *I* *l* *E* *D*

[@owenwilkinson6602]

Yes. He is.

[@Alex-nj6rj]

@@owenwilkinson6602 *WOW* Owen Wilson hello

[@FaresMason]

Cody Ko is looking a lot younger!

[@jackdickinson2141]

Is he?!?!?!

[@samarra1731]

yeah seems like it

[@jackdickinson2141]

More Lesbian yes. Younger I think not

[@deitznuts3306]

Lol

[@panzy99]

Fares Mason I thought I had already seen this video 😂

[@eternal7971]

10:32 my man got early access to the ps5

[@poop-ou3tl]

im stuck in the washing machine right now and my step sister wants to get revenge (pls help she has no lube) Edit: I drink human spinal fluid and i smoke poop

[@verhREQUIEM]

wtf

[@DocksOfFoxes]

Are you alive?

[@poop-ou3tl]

@@DocksOfFoxes yes i fell in a 4 day coma and my anal cavity hurts the doctor said that she stuck both fits in my rectum

[@DocksOfFoxes]

@@poop-ou3tl Holy shit

[@hamaczech13]

@@poop-ou3tl Pathetic

[@Ratta212]

"dont skip the midrolls" implying you get ads

[@tuesday6597]

he does tho

[@xKushMeOut]

@@tuesday6597 says who? not u lollolllollllll

[@jeppek1ng]

@@xKushMeOut I do. Got 5 ads

[@tuesday6597]

@@xKushMeOut what

[@kojimkj]

@@jeppek1ng i got -1 ad

[@leo.f2133]

Funny ray Diaz got arrested today

[@gamergamer7508]

Yuh

[@tedtheodore5715]

i wonder why

[@Mr_Peem]

B r a v e n 8 9 bruh you dumb

[@galaxyvulture6649]

@@Mr_Peem Tis only joke lad

[@MrReee-hx3cp]

Matthewm 1802 R/Woooosh.

[@liamw6562]

Mfw finding an old pyro video with the sound still on

[@CosmeticFear]

"I am so dumb that I can't even tell what day it is" Me too bro, me too.

[@DolanDark]

Hello mate

[@garfield5313]

Dolan Dark hi

[@bozenovsky]

Hi duck

[@zoyuu]

Bardy Ballsac nigga

[@kvothekingkiller1754]

Hi chap

[@SuperSavageBros64]

Hi

[@CMike44]

You need to be 18 to watch Ray Diaz but not to date him

[@turtletown456]

CMike44 why doesn’t this have top comment

[@athena8474]

Easy Solution: date him to watch him make his content

[@shadeslimmy8311]

CMike44 DAMN

[@Cool_J-ko1co]

@@turtletown456 it is you dumb

[@turtletown456]

Jerry Teague while I wont argue that I am dumb. I will counter with ur mom gay

[@ROKMAN1445]

Can confirm that heroin is still an issue in Connecticut

[@crepette1396]

He is so funny that my foreskin dehydrated instantly and turned into chips

[@FlackBackTV]

IM GOING TO THROW UP OH MY GOD

[@Flarenics]

Its funny

[@FlackBackTV]

@@Flarenics I was eating chips when I wrote that

[@explosivefishpunch9796]

You WOT

[@Gormula137]

Mmm... All that good crust

[@Sam-ek9jj]

*cody ko has left the chat*

[@kungfusam7882]

i was just thinking "didnt cody ko just upload something on insta comedy?"

[@svjayden]

bro same o looked it up rn lmao

[@denzelw.8713]

*a decent video idea has left the chat*

[@angelbasilica]

"I've had such a glow-up, guys!" Pyro: *becomes radioactive*

[@roderrickgaming9949]

Haha

[@Do2it1all4jav]

Haha

[@koldskalgains1371]

Haha

[@thefunny1800]

Haha

[@homie6138]

bruh momnent sup dude, same pfp.

[@csar07.]

Aww rip pyro 😓

[@yumm186]

Hand cream

[@dathomirpizzagirl9686]

Theres no way pyro edits his videos, its way too good

[@leputisman7460]

This is what we get instead of petscop 2

[@brianlopez1340]

*M E T A V I D E O*

[@obama_yes8662]

Yeah smh

[@StreetManTV]

Ray Deez nuts lol

[@zloyalty1534]

StreetManTV what is this.. 2016?

[@borisbeths5340]

gottem

[@PrGibus]

hah

[@hateasuka]

lol gotem

[@devvratbani5209]

You editing video for that dirty swede??

[@spruce8611]

“You don’t have to be funny to be a comedian, just look at Amy Schumer”- Adolf Hitler

[@hellcreed2628]

It hits different when you watch this with captions Its amazing

[@henryp8457]

0:26 *IT JUST WORKS!*

[@googarlord5102]

Good explanation I found it very helpful for my understanding of king crimson

[@papashaggy9526]

Eyyyy fellow slightly homosexual jojo fan

[@noway7802]

He had a King Crimson pfp

[@brominete9]

Hello fellow gay jojo fan!

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

The wii trainer made an instagram account and i didn't hear about it?

[@link-tf2gj]

Hee yaw

[@millyt6877]

What’s their @ ?

[@tastyaids2551]

I am the 69th like, keep scrollin

[@Jeff4theRaid]

and roblox

[@thescorpionplayer]

*TIME TO STRETCH THOSE MUTHAFUCKIN MUSCLES BOI*

[@alsmythmy56]

FUCK, I found the sample from the beginning of the video partially funny! Now, I must hide in shame.

[@HeroOfTheDay16]

6:08 i normally try to avoid making fun of appearances but god damn his face looks like a snapchat filter irl

[@Taikamuna]

I walked to the fridge and that's enough exercise for today

[@richard338]

13 minutes in :)

[@badin5531]

Same lol

[@FixYourGameplay]

U tryna be some sort of Justin.Y after you got into YIAY huh?

[@marshall02019]

lolk

[@joanabrown8D]

cringe

[@kipjack]

Not gonna lie, Pyro's merch actually looks really neat

[@robinbird3716]

Fat

[@kipjack]

@@robinbird3716 that's my name, don't wear it out

[@jddaaa]

Fat

[@shumail7796]

How much did he pay you?

[@SwansLover1982]

Fat

[@Rasan07]

7:25 Mah mahn got a ps5 before it even came out

[@degrind6496]

1:27 literally cried laughing XDXDCDCFFafDD

[@youwillpayforyoursins9372]

Me and my Rattata, we are both fit and athletic, so does that mean we can make an Instagram fitness account?

[@youwillpayforyoursins9372]

@breste 557 ohnoee

[@youwillpayforyoursins9372]

@breste 557 no swearing in my Christian Minecraft server

[@lastotter7282]

You should be spornsored by shorts, for they are comfy and easy to wear

[@cloudeight3887]

yes

[@yuibkys3522]

Youngster Joey yes

[@khalid286]

King crimson has already skipped the merch plug

[@misteremann687]

It JuSt WoRkS

[@hanzboiii3425]

Time to freeze fugo

[@renesisrx3069]

kekka dakke da

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

As in the prog band?

[@panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus2405]

Where is my kiss pyro, I spent my life savings on ur merch

[@caiorezei]

2:27 I can hear the clap of them ass cheeks down here in Brazil, goddamn. Hope that man isn't trying to sneak around or anything that requires silence.

[@robbin2478]

Ray Diaz advises 18+ Yikes

[@definitelynotjames4152]

Robbin oh the irony kills me

[@moistx_k1ng867]

only big brains get this

[@Quinnsicott]

18+? More like 1-

[@jaycanbefun8063]

That’s not how he liked his women! Ayyyyyye

[@notme5501]

I want to die.

[@bronzy9826]

When you hit 5 million you should do a face reveal... Maybe it’s James Charles

[@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347]

*perhaps*

[@isaacsanthouse889]

Wdum he's Ben Shapiro have u seen him destroy those libtards

[@bronzy9826]

@@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347 *Perhaps*

[@bronzy9826]

@KZbin let me change my name I’ve waited 2 years r/Twat

[@mucklord9558]

KZbin let me change my name I’ve waited 2 years r/woooooosh

[@RobotronSage]

9:10 Translation: ''our problems after the exams'' in case anyone was wondering

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

11:40 Yo like that Peter guy and his friend who gave some drama queen a nobel peace price by making a fake peace company, then requesting it in Norway

[@ZER-nf6jm]

Legend has it that he is still making comedy videos... *but in prison*

[@ryleesjustvibin4129]

It’s about picking up the soap

[@batzoo1234]

Save me from torment

[@officerwizz]

*with niall’s dad*

[@arguedcorgi8628]

With pyro's dad

[@jessica2101]

No with his uncle

[@j-bagshaw0053]

Petscop 2 with belle, I’m just putting this out there

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

Oh yeah yeah.

[@rampagerslife]

congratulations, you have made at least 1.5 million people partake in a collective sigh

[@youssefazab4472]

To answer pyro's question about how so many idiots survived, they were the best of the worst, kinda like looking through a garbage can for the least disgusting piece of garbage, it's all bad, but it's the best of the worst.

[@chaboinki.]

UK Cody Ko forgot to upload this the same day

[@gabrieltorres6633]

Lmao

[@Sytse.]

For some magical reason Pyro always makes a video 1-2 days after I've seen someone else talk about the same thing

[@it3rlcbutworser274]

is the so guys we did meme ded?

[@tuser8]

It’s not a meme, it’s an art form, transformed into the most effective method of bullying

[@krebz7804]

Hey! This isn’t Cody Ko!

[@parlay-music]

It’s Cody Ko’s ugly younger brother, Cody No

[@FH4Player6397]

Pyropetscop2notevergettinguploaded

[@joewilliamson4890]

I can’t wait for the Ray Diaz and Raid Shadow Legends collab which will be called Ray Diaz Shadow Legends.

[@abdikeur6393]

If you're on instagram and your comment section's full of laughing emojis That's bad

[@javierweeb4428]

Well now he can make his fellow inmates laugh with his “comedy”

[@OtherAph]

Javier Weeb he got out

[@a.k8185]

Wha happen?

[@minecrafter-zl4fv]

Please show pewdiepie how to record with good camera quality

[@fragbomb]

He is pewdiepie

[@Crumbits]

Not even a God could do that

[@Crumbits]

@@fragbomb facts

[@picax8398]

whoever did the cc for the zeus network part, i love you lol

[@FailureToBe]

Ray Dias’ comedy is equivalent to prog metal

[@peratattica]

00:26 we finally did it guys, we made Pyrocynical do a JoJoke

[@rosinanx]

Cucina Memellosa he’s done like 30 others

[@xc809]

@@rosinanx 60*

[@daylem5829]

Donut time

[@palerider9952]

Give it a few months and he'll be stopping time before u know it

[@CFDiabloX]

W H E N P E T S C O P 2 U O O V E R J A V E R ?

[@Memu_]

Ummm ive never went to oover javer

[@coughedup2322]

Don't you mean *OWO JAVER*

[@paninilegs6387]

This comment actually gave me AIDS

[@coughedup2322]

@@paninilegs6387 good.

[@dajmoneq2840]

Is he going to play it with Bella?

[@mepp3566]

The ferret's probably the best part

[@0subsWith0vidsChallenge]

Pyro: Says how the video has copyrighted music so he can't play it. Also Pyro: Replaces it with copyrighted spongebob music.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I can flex better than them

[@TomSidProductions]

with those firecrackers you call missiles?

[@AxxLAfriku]

It is so crazy! I comment and everybody recognizes me as the KZbin Megastar and tells me how much they adore my legacy! Say it, dear KIM

[@toddhoward1498]

Okay Korean Jesus

[@DracoRex-Maestro]

@Tom Sid NO! It’s cause he’s the most smartest, most crevar, most physicarry fit. But nobody else seems to rearize it.

[@snughug1181]

because you have half a country

[@SamH-ov3ek]

If you put out petscop 2 i'll buy merch.

[@Queemo]

Pyro will remember that

[@DanielMartinez-pc4gv]

I will also

[@dindjarin5620]

Please kill me this is so sad can I get 10 likes

[@mcsloppymemes]

Move on from Petscop 2 its not happening

[@joobletmaster5000]

@@mcsloppymemes That's what they said about the final Doctor Who video, but it eventually got made. Eventually.

[@i_Hate_All_of_You420]

2:20 and beating his exes but we don't talk about that

[@Skulldozer.]

5:18 bro became the damn sun

[@BlastingKyogre]

Good thing he's in jail now!

[@ToXic_WeaponZ]

Oh what did he do

[@BlastingKyogre]

CRAZY MAN WITH SWORD he's dating a 17 year old and she recorded him threatening her and telling her to kill her self

[@ToXic_WeaponZ]

@@BlastingKyogre oh damn thx for the info

[@alexvalois7778]

@@ToXic_WeaponZ He fot out of jail a couple of days later unfortunately

[@nicolascaballero1320]

Error 404 no I’m pretty sure he just made bail.

[@sirseverus9511]

Honestly I look forward to your videos everyday and love watching them. Lol jk all I want is petscop 2

[@nicolastejeda544]

Hell yeah. 69th like

[@masonrobbins7436]

The day petscop 2 is made is the day God descends from the heavens

[@garbageyoutubechannel310]

m e t o o

[@Tote_Mich]

Yeah that guy descends from heaven too

[@eucalyptus7585]

Truth

[@Leg3nd-27]

If fitness makes you funny, then that explains why I have no friends.

[@johncena1142]

Ray Supervisor in prison with his comedy

[@poisonterasu55555]

I love the part where Pyro becomes an angry, crimson, italian entity that literally has the abiliity skip 10 seconds into the video.

[@Souppann]

HOLY MOLY IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

[@redstoneofaja5452]

@@Souppann no shit sherlock

[@vivish4511]

*Diavolo intensifies*

[@DanX2M]

KING CRIMSON!

[@ruui5935]

Bruh

[@kristapst.8090]

DUUDE remember that ray diaz scandal ? like when he was beating the hell out of his gf, and forced her to stay with him in the house and she couldn't leave ? YEAH I LOVE THIS GUY, WHOMAN KITCHEN

[@zoehaines4455]

Me wearing Pyrocynical merch: "Everybody ask me Brendon whachu got on" Me: "Dont worry about it sweetheart"

[@OdiousBotch]

8:12 It may not be funny in the slightest, but I'm almost a junior in University and I'll be damned if it's not relatable.

[@Schmeatzahut]

KING CRIMSON HAS NO WEAKNESS

[@alexanderprousalis6006]

Who's king Crimson (I think I found his one weakness becoming irrelevant)

[@Schmeatzahut]

meme mustard it’s a jojo reference

[@alexanderprousalis6006]

@@Schmeatzahut oh you mean filthy frank?

[@Schmeatzahut]

meme mustard jojos bizarre adventure*

[@alexanderprousalis6006]

@@Schmeatzahut what is that some minecraft mod?

[@nice7324]

Wait a minute, what did King Crimson delete? We deserve to know.

[@wal2er862]

nͫiͤcͫeͤ petscop 2

[@flaregamer64]

Your mum.

[@fragbomb]

Your grandpa's life support

[@demigod3088]

Lol

[@adeptusexodian2774]

world hunger

[@64-BitWarrior]

Can we all talk about how Ryan got that early access ps5 in the background 10:31

[@Truett_B]

😳

[@johnprice4847]

I love his mini dance while talking

[@capitalsoldier6447]

12:12 Take pyro, remove his shirt and replace merch with pecs and you’ve got ray Diaz

[@justanedit001]

Pyrocynical smiling unironically would cause world hunger, thank god he's still soulless after those 250,000 subscribers memes

[@luckylucas7957]

#Pyrocynical #Tuesday

[@hayridetoo]

The fanfic that made me cry is funnier than Ray Diaz.

[@anime._.thighs5192]

i never knew james charles had a second channel

[@lone7208]

I know right! It’s amazing!

[@BobBob-nl2yi]

same

[@elijah5976]

69th like be like

[@kidaisey]

Perhaps

[@goldy3802]

Perhaps

[@tommyg2543]

Petscop 2 jokes are slowly becoming the bane of my existence

[@Stryker98]

Petscop2.lol

[@zephyrna6249]

Its just never gonna happen

[@thedivineoblivion9452]

@@zephyrna6249 Im reporting your comment for hate speach.

[@aandric]

You must be a trailer for petscop 2

[@emilysonisen4199]

"Wow another KZbinr selling merch" "Dude shut up" I have no words 😂😂😂

[@abdeltitiou8984]

10:32 the ps5 in the background

[@anticlimbmax]

‘That wasn’t funny’ -Pyrocynical, king of comedy.

[@GECKOZFTW]

Well Pyro is obviously funnier but he did laugh at a CGI cat falling off a wheelchair onto a white pillow at 0.5 km/h

[@thisismyname5657]

@@GECKOZFTW Tbf I'm pretty sure that's the pinnacle of comedy.

[@kwayarngya897]

@@GECKOZFTW That's the highest tier of comedy you can achieve, though.

[@aliteralhorse5023]

Pyrocynical: Good comedy... I sleep. Loud noise... I utterly buckle in laughter.

[@Traveler-VII]

4:57 (hears Mass Effect title screen music) Outstanding move

[@prettygamer1976]

When he sighed, I could here a thousand people sighing at once.

[@Hushey]

i miss old pyro

[@Tempus0ptic]

I thought Ray Diaz was in jail for oofing that 14 year old french girl

[@PinePrince]

Don’t forget about him hitting on Loren Gray which isn’t illegal I guess but it’s pretty disgusting.

[@youruncle7501]

Cryo Optic 14 year old french girl and shit

[@billypersistent6127]

Holy fuck. It’s the ghost of 2016!

[@ynal1001]

*12 year old french girl

[@ZombieBuster41]

This whole comment section is just dedicated to bully pyrocinical, and rightfully so

[@GDcorp]

who is pyrocinical

[@rockiguana1544]

Well he won’t play Castle Miner Z like I tell him, so what else is there to do?

[@HateSpeechMKE]

You made it into the newest video my guy!

[@ZombieBuster41]

@@HateSpeechMKE That's epic

[@BNK2442]

I hate pyrocinical for not wanting to be my girlfriend.

[@BTAhzure]

11:35 Man had the PS5 before it came out

[@jackbasil5487]

0:26, is that king crimson

[@krystel1172]

Seriously all the edits you put in your videos are all so funny. Really makes you one of my fav youtuber. I know whenever I choose to watch your videos it will never be boring. You do stand out from the other commentary channels in my opinion.

[@shyman6396]

Are u simping for pyro?

[@arnavborole7039]

Pyro's going from uploading once a month to twice a week. I like that.

[@mentats2470]

very

[@kevinthenormaldude9743]

Thats hot

[@archiefaehrmann6195]

gotta say I am loving the 2019 thumbnails

[@vicesepteic2453]

Katie buys merch for pyro,s kiss of approval