Dr Phil drinks fortnite shield potion

[@Adnan_Murtadha]

She’s the type of person who edits the Wikipedia page to win an argument

[@air6448]

That gives me an idea

[@nikolaghost699]

So me marking carrots as fruit when i was 9

[@theinquisition_]

Don’t give me ideas

[@Adnan_Murtadha]

@@theinquisition_ well i just did tell me how it goes

[@theinquisition_]

It makes you feel like YOU have the power of brain lol

[@smxthing4284]

I gave my friend jilly-juice to help with his insomnia. Now he’s sleeping peacefully! He isn’t even breathing! 10/10

[@adamtaurus7840]

r/cursedcomments

[@highqualitygohanfigurine3537]

r/ihavereddit

[@R3DMomo]

r/shutthefuckup

[@Dhjitffcvhjkjr]

I think the breathing is just a side effect

[@69subswithnovidsight8]

Captain R3DST0NE r/ikr

[@kip9631]

Jilly: It reverses cancer. Also Jilly: It wasn't his fault he died. He had cancer. Also buy merch.

[@jackeisen2204]

@Stamatis dude, it's September 2019, stop

[@impoorAF]

@@jackeisen2204, does it matter

[@jackeisen2204]

@@impoorAF it DOES

[@sgoobab2988]

@@jackeisen2204 it doesn't

[@Always_defusable]

Jack Eisen shut up nerd

[@balint6873]

Jilly juice was created the exact same way my 8 year old self mixed dirt and plants and random shit i found thinking its a potion

[@notgreg1943]

I did the same thing but I put dirty puddle water._.

[@gayforakechi3026]

LMFAO

[@forsaknmindz9367]

My dumbass was the one that drank it, and guess what, I'm pretty sure it GAVE me Autism and ADHD.

[@opalyxe1]

better make a drink called opally juice and mix rotten meat and chilli peppers and say it can cure all dieseases

[@gamingpotato7066]

did that with soap lmao

[@boredfox9063]

Wait, so.. If she drank a gallon of this each day, her brain would grow back?

[@elpapichulomayoneso2434]

How do you think it got so small in the first place?

[@adrisfortunato9142]

Sorry bro but the juice makes you have what you call smooth brain

[@theredarmy5069]

Come back, honey she never had one.

[@holycrusaderknight2.040]

No, she turns into a fucking alien

[@thebruhvideo5181]

No she will have small brain

[@azraelwolfsblood2902]

This woman is like a stereotypical salesman in every western film ever where he sells his miracle tonics

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

I believe that is called being a "Snake Oil Salesman."

[@chubloons7960]

Azrael Wolfsblood atleast when they sold opium it worked

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

_psst_ hey wanna buy some _cabbage water?_

[@legoyoda645]

Literally rdr2 has this one guy that sells “miracle tonics”

[@FrankTheRandomCommenter]

so Mr Dickens in rdr1 huh

[@mrleemoon1713]

Pyro’s mind: Pewdiepie steals for me... Pyro: *hMMmMnMN*

[@olegsagaydak1898]

It doesn’t count if the video you steal from is 6 months old 👌

[@unknownplayer7302]

@Ice Cube yea boi

[@severalcakes3267]

Imagine if someone combined Jilly Juice and Gamer Girl Bath Water. Advanced chemical weapons development.

[@ww1americanmachinegunner248]

Oh god

[@GenGrief]

o-o oh hekk naww

[@aidenmiller3832]

The Geneva Convention would like to know your location

[@maxdragon5043]

That's oughta give ya every single disease at once.

[@aslime8806]

Put it in the tap water for human extinction

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

As someone with Autism and ADHD, it genuinely scares me someone would try to “cure it” by feeding their kids with rotten cabbage water.

[@SpeedyGD5]

Ellie is Done Ayy Rohan, and I can relate too, I have ADHD but its fine.

[@jackaroo2105]

@@SpeedyGD5 I can third this as yet another person with ADHD. It's not something you can just magically make go away

[@henrietta6801]

Hi Rohan sensei

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

Dr Pepsi hello, your drinks suck.

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

SpeedyGD I can’t focus on my manga rn bro

[@lloyd355]

Human has cancer Jilly juice: uno reverse card *cancer has human*

[@gfrzcr9982]

Ok lloyd

[@trooper9739]

Same thing

[@shadowwolf2463]

Cancer's holding the human hostage now!

[@StoryFromIdea0]

In Soviet Russia cancer has you

[@Gojithegabite]

Cancer has used skip uno cards

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Jilly: It reverses cancer Me: Then why are you still here?

[@VoidZeroNothing]

She doesn't drink it, obviously. She's trying to kill other people, not herself.

[@thatonedudethatremindsthet1575]

@@VoidZeroNothing GENIUS

[@kroh7742]

We'll get Jake Paul to drink it...

[@brian5271]

kroh tg lets hope his cellmate forces him to drink 5 gallons a day

[@ravitjoshi3259]

Just to suffer

[@botttproductions150]

Potion - jilly juice Effects: -Nausea -Poison -wither

[@scalarKnight]

-Instant Harming XXIV

[@Joopyter724]

I wish minecraft would let you combine potion effects like enchantments so I can make this

[@bonnieshenton9426]

@@Joopyter724 make it a splash potion

[@Plougrer]

@@bonnieshenton9426 and make them become lingering potion

[@eagletgriff]

duration: for your entire life

[@obin2565]

"If you shot yourself in the foot it would hurt, right? "Yeah?" "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT HAVE YOU TRIED IT?!"

[@boeloevanboeloefontein]

Yes

[@spuk7152]

Yes

[@Tyribinal]

r/woosh all you repliers

[@acosien]

@@Tyribinal r/wooooosh

[@Zuubaru]

How is this a woosh

[@CSHorseBobJoe]

Pyro: Drinks Gamer girl bath water Pyro Again: Cant drink fortnut shield potion

[@tedtheodore5715]

stronks

[@gfrzcr9982]

HIV vs ALL DISEASES KNOWN TO MANKIND

[@t.gregory835]

HIV v.s Stroke

[@contriti_on]

Bathwater tastes better than the cancer juice

[@Hari-xf7hn]

Drank some jilly juice and had some "waterfalls", soon developed 1 million diseases and STIs, but my nose gru back.

[@B0g3465]

I personally prefer wrx's other than sti's

[@MikasMeme]

Gru as in Gru gave you his nose?

[@iliaz7057]

STIs ?? What the hell, do they give you Subarus if you drink many of these things ?

[@Hari-xf7hn]

@@MikasMeme Some things are better left unanswered...

[@matthmataz9897]

Pyro: You can't age backwards. Me: Ever heard of a guy named *masahiro sakurai*

[@datguy8460]

No cuz miss me with dat weeb shit

[@matthmataz9897]

Dat Guy he’s uh, the director of smash bros. Sooo

[@4skintim962]

Dat Guy you absolute mong

[@layonyatsu7203]

@@datguy8460 bruh, Just search up sakurai, from time to time he looks younger than older

[@ShibuNub3305]

Aging backwards and being immortal are not the same thing.

[@Makkeeee]

I heard that jilly juice can free pyros dad from prison

[@garfieldsspaghetti]

Makke *_D R I N K_*

[@cripplingdepression8889]

Well death is the ultimate escape

[@MirandaSapphic]

KALE TASTES LIKE SHIT I HATE KALE

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Wait there’s a Doctor Phil skin in fortnite now?

[@change8833]

kremit the frog Dr.Phil is obviously an extremely handsome well aged John Wick.

[@melindabrier2852]

@@change8833 yes

[@Guy-ib6dk]

You again?

[@albainianchimpassociation7906]

Me PP ItcHeS

[@br1ann88]

kremit the frog it’s Kermit again

[@jacobm.413]

Jilly: chops your head off Also Jilly: immediately hands you Jilly Juice

[@gfrzcr9982]

Glug glug!

[@BuhBungus]

Payon 'n' Pomuf Studios FINALLY SOME ONE GETS IT THERE NOT DEAD THEY JUST NEED JILLY JUICE

[@supermegaepictriangleguy6899]

Yea if you drink 100,000,000 bottles ever then you become immortal

[@jagger8164]

I gave it to my friend who has AD/HD and now he’s laying on the ground shaking violently while he foams from the mouth and his eyes turn white.

[@supermegaepictriangleguy6899]

@@jagger8164 Welp that's his ADHD going away!

[@Micah_ware]

trust me, not even Americans understand american culture

[@Iamme_30663]

Facts, we just fuck around. Literally

[@VibeDPyro]

Correct. Very correct

[@owoshikagekiwa1166]

This is very true

[@ThBlueSalamander]

@Djiogo each one is an amoeba culture

[@Toledo2763]

Facts

[@user-jz6ui8hk7e]

Pyro has evolved from bullying children to bullying the mentally ill

[@dragonboy2077]

Same thing

[@user-jf4lt4uk7u]

Pyro is the only one to defy sheen He is OP make mlg teletubbies 2 m9

[@AlexSmith-jj9ul]

Soon he’ll be making videos “criticizing” kids in wheel chairs for not being able to jump. After all, all they need to do is just try harder.

[@nikolaghost699]

Well he bullied mentally ill children

[@basicallyidk7138]

yay, *_pokemon_*

[@arandomcommenter6161]

cooking with pyro should be a weekly occurrence.

[@jakublulek3261]

With My Virgin Kitchen. That would be a thing.

[@ChaosTheStrange]

He'd probably forget about it like he did the memeh section

[@justatinydemonbehindyourco310]

Pyroramsey. Gordoncinical?

[@ownedfox64]

Dr. phill doesn’t know the power of the slurp juice

[@ownedfox64]

Noice 320 likes thx

[@deadmemes1930]

Oh boy can’t wait to have a stroke after drinking my rotten cabbage and salt. Thank Jillian! A real lifesaver.

[@jwcfive7999]

Level 1 flu shot avoider Level 35 anti-vax Level 100 jilly juice drinker

[@dampfrog671]

JWCfive underrated

[@youtubesfavoriteidot7714]

Thats how dying works

[@Charliepim]

*dies in gay*

[@trafficcone3620]

I’m a flu shot avoider sorry

[@sallahdaniels6385]

Level 1000: "autism creates vaxs to create autism people for their army of autisms"

[@soap7472]

pewdiepie: uploads same video 6 months ago pyro: it's free real estate

[@boolivks805]

Pyro: copies pewds WillNE Memeulous Imallen: ItS FrEe ReaL EsTatE

[@boolivks805]

@Chainvelocity CH I hate to disagree

[@PheenyT]

Stfu

[@boolivks805]

@Chainvelocity CH It was a joke

[@l0cker83]

Uwu

[@alexkaluzinski2615]

I love that he used legend of zelda botw music in the cooking scene

[@Nimufufu]

Ayyyy I wasn't the only one who noticed

[@OleSMM]

Also, later in the video he used the shrine music from Botw

[@ATallFish]

I love the soundtrack of Zelda

[@tyler8336]

this is the guy with the accordion right?

[@dogu1601]

@@tyler8336 yeah, his name is Kass and the song’s full name is Kass’ Theme

[@johnfgh768]

She is a medical version of yanderedev

[@Johnconagher]

Makes sense considering they have no training in the fields that they say that they’re experts in

[@bored8284]

This is worse than mayonnaise dipped fries

[@Johnconagher]

@@bored8284 very true fuck Mayo

[@Orwell111]

Oh fuck shes dead

[@po22etj3s_]

Stop, she is already dead.

[@MoBallin]

Pyrocynical : *Pain = Healing* Me, hits my Leg that is Hurting then it stops: *Hhmmm...*

[@ShibuNub3305]

It’s true, my finger was hurting so I cut it off with a lightsaber!

[@voidotter1435]

Hey peter i can stand again

[@8ENSON]

no joke, i think pyro is going through a midlife crisis..

[@8ENSON]

@Matthew Noble dab

[@FH4Player6397]

@Michael Young DOWNWARD SPIRAL

[@ryanmarshall5407]

*endlife

[@overloaded4009]

truly

[@CGM_Raiden]

My Unvaxxed 4 year old went through a midlife crisis too

[@Jimster-ts2jp]

11:35 you can literally hear pewdiepie's laugh

[@terminatorgames949]

koolguy123 123 ikr

[@potatofox9370]

Pyro expose

[@tominati1783]

I subscribed to tseries you should too

[@kobeross4151]

Omg B R U H

[@ethanfama8602]

Tominati ew

[@analogshell1869]

I just finished watching pyro's response video and I'm celebrating not having to unsub by binging his videos over again. Join me, brothers.

[@nurvis3489]

Raus Raus

[@tobiwobichan]

yės

[@swaggycrackerzzz]

Move, now!

[@kyocerii1924]

SAAAME EXCEPT I WAS BINGING ALREADY

[@GermDGator]

Pyrocynical channel revenue analytics from January 21-February 10 2019: Estimated Revenue: 400 Million Dollars Estimated Ad Revenue: lol Estimated YT Premium Revenue: lmao Mankind can only dream.

[@stormvader5948]

When someone is getting cash by making videos

[@GermDGator]

Storm vader Pyro flips his shit

[@Rojoyerf]

13:04 I think that's actually what happens from a sodium overdose lol

[@ovi5986]

Tramplefoot yeah, that happened to a woman who drank like 3 or 4 gallons of distilled water in a contest.

[@winterlock1576]

@@ovi5986 A man ate four pickles on his way to work. This is what happened to his sisters foot.

[@pcbv1]

Tramplefoot nerd

[@LiftYagami]

What actually happens from a sodium overdose: Jeff Holiday getting on Dr. Phil

[@urmumgaehalol]

*That’s what I said, SoDiUm ChLoRiDe*

[@mentallyinsane3344]

Jillian: "CanCEr is A FuNguS" My cancer doctor mom: TRIGGERED

[@rootbeerjunkie1325]

Weird flex but ok

[@onks1796]

*your oncologist mom. i know because i have cancer and i have 2 oncologists

[@mentallyinsane3344]

Arisha Ahmed ik that. I just put cancer Doctor cos some people don't know what that means.

[@rootbeerjunkie1325]

CIA BETA Wing sorry for the late response but you don’t know what the word weird means

[@snake1844]

@Ace Of Spades He's more likely to die.

[@kristyanrichtr8959]

Thank you Pyro, I've been feeling like vomiting last hour or so, but it just wouldn’t come and I felt really sick, but watching you prepare jilly juice finally got me over the edge and I feel better. So in a way, I guess the juice is really helpfull! xd

[@fragbomb]

We need to get Pryo's dad to Dr Phil

[@bernardobjs1]

Send him to the ranch?

[@gsmjack]

Just gave my brother a bottle of antifreeze and told him it was slurp juice. He drank it. Thats what I call a victory royale

[@masonfisher1336]

not a stolen meme

[@FlySouljA22]

Help me get 10,000 subscribers with 1 video thats what i call a stolen meme

[@tiago267]

Spell reggin backwards pussy

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

@@tiago267 brown

[@azrael_neo9316]

Then everyone clapped

[@DoodleDan]

Pyro: *drinks green juice* *turns into actual PewDiePie* *is immune to content stealing*

[@katzomatzo7448]

Drinks juice. xQc:

[@Pateticomortal]

And his videos get demonetized.

[@Optimusprime56241]

Green pewdiepie

[@adolfdripler3413]

"Pain = Healing" She literally thinks that mending is a real life thing.

[@randomkid1234578]

"Cancer is a Fungus" 10/10 - IGN

[@krynwomble3937]

Fun + Chungus = Fungus?

[@dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898]

@@krynwomble3937 no but chungus = cancer

[@jonjonchel]

Hugh Mungus

[@ajhdisnajsisj9696]

Cancer is a fungus said big chungus

[@GermDGator]

The R R There is something very wrong with this woman. Being gay is apparently a mutation, and apparently this stupid juice can make you reverse age, cancer, and make you regrow limbs.

[@royal_rubii]

she should cut off one of her fingers and prove she can regrow it

[@samgomez9942]

If I made something like "Jilly Juice" and was as confident as she said she was in her juice, I would be willing to do that

[@johnsinth8261]

doubt that @@samgomez9942

[@lukespencer7207]

@@samgomez9942 i think the word your thinking of is crazy

[@noopnoop9719]

Yes!

[@nichii1603]

Maybe her head? Sike

[@tommyg2543]

I could imagine her next point of proof being " I gave it to an armless pregnant woman and she gave birth to a baby with arms, so she regrew limbs!"

[@mm-gy5ir]

And she forgot to mention that the baby died right after because the mom -smoked meth- drank jilli juice before hand

[@Micah_ware]

I was gay, then I tried Jilly Juice. I’m still gay, but now I have sodium poisoning.

[@thebionicvet8674]

*Impossible*

[@interlex3217]

Pain is healing

[@joeonyt196]

Epic win?

[@jakubpalinowski123]

Pyro, please stop bullying Dr. Phil and the Epic Ninja gamer it really hurts my pee pee

[@zingyburger]

My brain tumor increases everytime he makes fun of Dr Phil or epic ninja fortnite XD player

[@katarinaantic9446]

I ate a cat

[@speedytoast9689]

I just went through a roller coaster of emotions reading Sebixd's comment

[@thet-guy4049]

lol ,yag era siht daer nac ohw elpoep ylnO *DEKCAH* neeb sah tnemmoc sihT

[@frogchip6484]

Yea bc my autism can be cured by drinking rotten cabbage sure thing Jilian

[@epsilon8316]

you're on the internet it's impossible

[@almond357]

@@epsilon8316 you have no idea what autism is

[@onks1796]

big dick marty are you dumb

[@notkyoko2545]

FrogChip will if you didn’t get vaccinated we wouldn’t be here sooooo

[@jomega717]

MRzHiT this best be a joke

[@Tombolate]

can jilly juice heal my pain when karen took the kids

[@grey46]

haha lol!

[@3dpugs637]

Only the holy vine dog memes can do that

[@stud6097]

No it makes Susan take the kids.

[@terraventus4263]

This Guy Says someone with a MaximilianMus pfp.

[@Disciple_JK]

Not funny anymore Fix your comment bot.

[@theinquisition_]

No that’s a potion of instant damage 2

[@Versaucey]

Alright guys, a new episode of sending someone to the ranch.

[@flamingosis4203]

Versaucey Ram ranch

[@k1ko4444]

DE ram ranch

[@flamingosis4203]

Kiko ram ranch

[@flamingosis4203]

Kiko ram ranch

[@flamingosis4203]

Kiko ram ranch

[@NebulaIncandescence]

"I can feel my cells killing themselves" -Pyrocynical

[@tinevodopivec9692]

*pulls out meat scepter* Oh wait, wrong channel. No nevermind, they're the same person.

[@froggobonano]

**whips out meat scepter**

[@Nameorsmth]

*bruns meat*

[@HarriWasHere]

Only a select few can comprehend your comedic value

[@seccozcubez]

*mega* yikes

[@garorade]

dankius doesn't count as meme channel

[@ileana2901]

I just feel genuinely sorry for that man who wanted to try the juice

[@Rosem_Blossom]

People: Sucide is bad Me: *Well have you tried it?* People: No, becau- Me: *That's the answer! You're not gonna know unless you try it!*

[@thelonelyghost1855]

From what ive heard, suicide is painless.

[@gell2277]

@@thelonelyghost1855 if suicide was painless everyone would commit suicide but ok

[@thelonelyghost1855]

@@gell2277 search up suicide is painless on KZbin.

[@smallcherrycokeslurpee3738]

No one cares you're all bitches

[@smallcherrycokeslurpee3738]

@@SrMadru yes?

[@owenolsen6035]

Pewdiepie: goes on holiday Pyrocynical: It’s free real estate Edit: So guys we did it, we reached 250 likes and still growing

[@jimothyj2638]

Pewdiepie when he returns and sees all the content pyro has revealed for him to steal:

[@TheArbiter1721]

699th like 🙂

[@Vrisket]

I'm glad you got that EBIC REDDIT GOLD!

[@kingslayer3089]

911 likes welp time to game ene

[@EagleWithAhGun]

Owen Olsen 969 likes

[@vinayak2621]

If homosexuality depends on nutrition levels then Africa is the big gay

[@MR-ez8hh]

r/angryupvote

[@935gamer]

Brendan man-without-a-plan Reitz r/ihavereddit

[@Phoenix2.5D]

Brendan man-without-a-plan Reitz r/proudupvote*

[@depesci7133]

935 Gamer r/ihaveihavereddit

[@ghulam237]

You just turned the tables on sexuality. God is coming for you

[@darthbacon3331]

pyro died after drinking it, we just see his ghost now

[@bucketcrab8641]

Time's out Pyro.

[@idmratpictures8514]

*19 now.

[@loafy8532]

@@idmratpictures8514 i dont think thats how time works...

[@nyanezt9636]

@@loafy8532 lmao

[@WreckRox]

for what?

[@MahNamJeff]

WreckRox pyro to bully children

[@XylastHope]

I really like your new videos. Finally ur bullying children with some effort

[@miami145]

It’s not a child tho....

[@JordanJank]

It's not effort this jilly juice shit is old as fuck... No fucking effort whatsoever

[@comagreeny7194]

@@miami145 do you mean the adult is a child? I think she is just insane children think better then her

[@comagreeny7194]

@@miami145 thats the joke i guess a bad one do

[@albu8620]

Naruto: Tsunade how did you regrow my arm? Tsunade: Well you ever heard of Jilly Juice?

[@user-yp7ke4et7o]

How do you know! Its a classified information.

[@albu8620]

Naruto Uzumaki I know your ways, I know you guys are lying about using HASHIRAMAS CELLS. It’s obviously Jilly juice. That’s why there is no body gay in naruto

[@francisthesadcat1406]

where is my son

[@K_Revival2]

Jilly juice is just the real life version of hashirama cells

[@0001milstrella]

who the frick is naruto, isn’t that a type of food

[@droptimistic]

As a homosexual I consumed jilly juice and now I’m straight

[@Noahed_]

Straight to the grave?

[@oblivionspongebob947]

@@Noahed_ lol

[@minisuman4011]

chad

[@pepperwizurrd]

same

[@Tony_II]

@@pepperwizurrd You can edit your comment.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Can’t believe they added a Dr Phil skin

[@drspy1107]

kremit the frog you

[@fusrodahdaily9664]

Dr Phil owns Epic Games.

[@talentlessasian330]

Dr.Phil Made the game

[@Michael-vb3se]

Fortnite

[@jaket2317]

Dont you mean a pet I thought this was petscop 2

[@jacob_p5866]

I don’t think pyro is getting enough credit for his videos Not to mention because of the obvious change of content that is very entertaining

[@aryad2514]

ScoobygotWaves Scooby got waves

[@xxalex423xx]

Pyro's fanbase is just like smash bros's but instead of it's not meele it's not petscop 2

[@plasticmanhenry]

God. Phil has gone too far. He has an ak. Phil. Phil. Why are you pointing at the audience? Phil no.... Final words before the apocalypse began.

[@terryblesandwich112]

Swag

[@rileyhenry1617]

God...

[@jose2226]

Huh?

[@moodymoosh]

"this can cure autism" Literally anyone on the spectrum and people with a brain: no

[@moosa5283]

I was cirumcised as a child please send juice.

[@moopz4446]

🔫 here's the gun go ahead mate

[@wizradical4905]

your parents did you a favor

[@wd6281]

@@wizradical4905 how?

[@IR-Fan]

Want my white juice instead?

[@NeonBeeCat]

Now now now, we don't like foreskin 'round here.

[@creepkiller-fg9kq]

Jillian needs to drink her juice until shes game ended

[@lutetiunn]

She has been, we just need to wait a little longer.

[@yashsingh7880]

Now that's a family friendly comment!! 👪❤️

[@berniebroig8745]

*Little known fact:* Game end syndrome was started by Jillian as a marketing ploy. She planned on selling her "universal cure" (I'm sorry, but saying "Jilly Juice" made me want to find an aggresive pitbull, slather peanut butter on my balls and laugh as it tore them off my body) to the masses to turn a massive profit, overpricing it so that it would be the envy of all who would be unable to afford it. It would also reduce the population to more manageable levels. Jillian -- as a prelude to this plan -- wrote the book "The Death Cure" under a pseudonym while the person whose name was on the cover lay claim to the series, reaping the revenue of millions of sold books. P.S.: Game end = The big shleep. Jillian invented dead. smh

[@aghitsaplane4262]

''jillian used jilli juice'' ''it hurt itself in confusion''

[@inonymous2515]

i read that wrong

[@breadborne1416]

Dunkey is definitely black and Pyro is definitely a lesbian

[@federaider3847]

Dunkey cant be black. He is to great to be black.

[@leavenow7569]

-pac

[@cliquesy2747]

That one lady is literally saying people with adhd can’t get good grades and kale will cure it

[@clashlord9273]

give this to pewds so he can grow legs

[@inferno769]

Give it to Kwite so he can stop using prosthetics

[@Аянп-н5л]

P-gay

[@mm-gy5ir]

Then he can out run t-series

[@phet1211]

She sounds like the type of person to say she’s right about everything even when proven wrong

[@ianlorenzouy1921]

1989: i hope there will be flying cars in the future! 2019: Dr Phil drinks fortnite shield potion

[@yomumma7803]

we have flying cars, they are called helicopters...

[@alexanderhood8993]

@@yomumma7803 September 14, 1939 was when the world first helicopter first come into existence so in the 30s was when helicopters became a things. And in the 1950s people’s believed in an future where everyone drive a personal nuclear powered helicopters. Sadly it’s didn’t became a reality.

[@rayyanlakho5813]

@@alexanderhood8993 It is pretty hard to fit in a nuclear reactor which is about 25 tons , so we need to make a smaller one which is impossible

[@alexanderhood8993]

@@rayyanlakho5813 I know. I am just pointing about various future predictions people have about the future that obviously didn’t happen.

[@rayyanlakho5813]

@@alexanderhood8993 well on the other hand car like drones are here

[@uncle7081]

I’m liking the having Kass’s theme in the cooking section

[@angelbasilica]

"Here is me after Jilly Juice." *NOT FOUND*

[@butttube]

You better not say the n-word

[@onks1796]

SakuraBlooms AJ noice

[@gokublackgaming5944]

@@butttube *N* o

[@lorx9425]

@@butttube *N* icotine

[@Leo-fr7yu]

SakuraBlooms AJ *N* oot *N* oot

[@Ian-oe9wp]

Make Shrek has petscop 2 (Snapchat stories ) dying soon

[@momke8169]

Dont worry i still love you

[@hypedjo]

What the fuck does this even mean

[@adouhoiad]

back to mlg

[@skwealbaag8776]

When Pyro was making his jilly juice, he forgot the essential oils, that's why It didn't work!

[@getonleagueguys7557]

*Sips Karen juice* Vaccines cause autism

[@joenickelback]

No he forgot to toss it into a pot

[@dingdawng]

He forgot to throw in moo moo milk and hylian rice, of course it didn't work!

[@Tornadoman4]

9:10 “Here’s the change I’ve experienced while on the protocol!” Before: I was married After: I became single :D

[@sonoda944]

And after pic is of your wife/husband, not you

[@Catalystt.]

7:50 Did pyro shout out everyone who uses an axolotl as their profile pictures or am i an autistic

[@tribeofephraim5801]

Possibly both

[@grubbu7073]

SS Man aw my condolences my guy. I'm sure they're in that big aquarium in the sky having a grand ol time. may they rest in peace

[@SaltyNard]

@@grubbu7073 My penis grew slightly larger after hearing that. You're such a good person.

[@snya6105]

SS Man you know whats cool dude adults axolotls are less developed than baby axolotls and they keep larval signs so cool

[@Jerebee-DS]

The autism bit is okay.

[@clueless4096]

I'm so proud of this person for breaking the stereotypes that asians are smart

[@Hurley.D]

you should cover the infamous tf2 youtuber sketchek faking his death for over 3 years.

[@BoberBoomMan]

Wait seriously?

[@Kiritora321]

I think he should cover this in a series of tubes

[@TheLetterTwentytwo]

I don’t think it’d make for an interesting video tbh.

[@johnmaxwell8279]

sketchek was a cool guy wait what

[@crp1]

petscop 2

[@JonahWho]

adding a hair to the potion will make you transform into that person.

[@IamStereotype]

Am now simon cowell how to reverse please help

[@TNPantelope]

I actually tried the potion I used to be an Asian black female but now that I have drunk the juice i’m a perfectly fine white male

[@taxevasion117]

pantelope you're basically jack from residential evil 7 now

[@sanicmania4237]

Both

[@inayat8100]

@Burger Tree neither.

[@Emberilliance]

@Burger Tree Yes.

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

When you're white. You are right. I'm happy for you.

[@VoidZeroNothing]

So, according to someone who claimed to be in the crowd of that Dr. Phil show, the man ran on stage to attack her, not try the juice.

[@bobygreen8429]

Nice

[@ATallFish]

Lol

[@VoidZeroNothing]

@@L1ithium_s I literally have no idea. It could be a lie. Or maybe the people that said that he did that to attack her are lying. I have no idea and I will never know. Hail Sithis

[@L1ithium_s]

@@VoidZeroNothing probably a lie or they misheard

[@yourladbrennen3130]

@@VoidZeroNothing h a i l s i t h i s

[@miroslavsivak6839]

So guys we did it, we cured Pyro's autism and still working on other mental issues. The fact that we reached this goal only with 1 gallon of juice is just phenomenal, I am just amazed, thank you so much Jilly juice

[@p2_307]

woke

[@luke5277]

penis😎

[@christianred9730]

I know this is a joke, so I will say for fact that autism is uncurable. Just saying this so anyone in the far future doesn't believe this like a dumbass to this ignorant joke. And hopefully your humor changed for the better ever since the joke got unpopular over the span of time.

[@albadude1922]

As someone who has autism, that mother who said her son went from severe to mildly autistic after drinking Jilly-Juice made my brain melt from stupidity. Lol.

[@schtinky1151]

PewDiePie: *Did this exact Dr Phil video 6 months ago.* Pyro: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.*

[@KingOfTheBeyond23]

This

[@liamherbertsilk2904]

If pyro didn't see it this video wouldn't exist

[@HeironFlex]

Now hold on a minute give CinnamonToastKen a moment he made this 8 months ago

[@southernillinoisswindler9018]

Sweet sweet revenge

[@user-yd6qq5pr7c]

Miles power and Jeff Holiday did it best.

[@lolimoka3654]

Bruh it's probably ogre swamp juice

[@horseradish843]

bruh

[@CommunistSubRex]

Shut up anime profile

[@andy_4966]

Real shit?

[@chucksneed1826]

*Shrek juice*

[@ccda3324]

*_O G R E L I Q U I D_*

[@scottwilber2670]

"Cancer is a fungus" That’s the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard

[@ShibuNub3305]

It’s unironically the most brainless statement I’ve ever heard, and I live in Florida.

[@anoone6474]

I have one better, “so guys we did it, we hit a quarter of a million subscribers, 25000 thousand subscribers”

[@manguymanfellaman]

"Cancer is a fungus"- Wooman

[@cl0p38]

"Cancer isn't a fungus Ma'am." "HAVE YOU ALREADY GOTTEN CANCER TO KNOW??"

[@Lerchs]

Nylon, your videos have improved a lot recently, my children appreciate it. But they need Petscop 2 before they pass away. Have mercy upon my starving children Nylon-chan.

[@claireconrad876]

PewDiePie announces he is going on vacation: Pyro: uploads *Pyro is Felix confirmed*

[@fishydreams3686]

Claire Conrad *is

[@wildd0638]

Fishy Dreams what

[@fishydreams3686]

WildD063 don't worry the edit has been done. Original- Pyro if Felix confirmed

[@FiereflightArchive]

*breaks arm* I AM FEELING THE HEALING Edit: I know this is generic af but how did this comment get so many likes

[@g_vost]

jilly juice has an extremely high sodium content, and drinking it can cause a high concentration of sodium in the body. both hypo- and hyper-natremia respectively cause expansion and shrinkage of brain cells, causing confusion, headache, spasms, up to seizures, coma, permenant brain damage, and death. since this is caused by concentration of sodium, infusing liquid of varying sodium concentrations to stabilize the concentration usually solves the problem, though brain damage is irreversible.

[@pillpopper3000]

So its literally just stupid juice

[@hansypants]

where is my jilly juice pyro

[@NeonBeeCat]

I need Jilly Juice, Pyro.

[@Poopscoops6969]

GET OUT OF MY ROOM DAD!

[@KOOLDUDE-fi3lv]

🗿

[@personalpurgatory]

Dad you finally came back

[@tlgk7697]

Dad his name is Calvin. Not pyro!

[@gracekelly8479]

*SHE DISAPPEARED ACROSS THE BOARDWALK* edit: thanks for the likes subscribe to pyro

[@yugal.prakash]

*SHE PISSES TEA ACROSS THE BOARDWALK*

[@aerate]

*SHE KISSED THE BEE ACROSS THE BOARDWALK*

[@ryaningham5374]

*SHE HISSED A REEEEE ACROSS THE BOARDWALK*

[@carrotdankerdoodle9701]

Hen. Jamz is this an r/wooosh?

[@NotRogers]

Grace Kelly *SHE PISSED A DEER ACROSS THE BOARDWALK*

[@Galli45A]

If it's not staged, the part where the guy "Wanna try it" has desperately dark and sad implications ._.

[@rakin1134]

He wants to die

[@tuser8]

It feels kind of real, just the sheer desperation in the guy’s actions. Seems really close to someone who’s been suffering, listening out for anything with just a tiny chance to fix something. If it was staged, he’s a really good actor.

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@Winter Wolf Nah your overthinking it, he probably a lunatic!

[@legoyoda645]

Pyrocynical wasting my favorite salt angers me to an unreasonable degree

[@redmist6630]

thats the gay salt

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

Isn't it just salt but pink? To me it tastes exactly like regular tablesalt

[@ali-ne7so]

*reverse cancer* Ok,you have fun with that buddy.

[@blasttheghast2788]

It's a f u n g u s

[@bigman489]

*Unkown Toxic* UNO CAncEr CARD

[@incruelty]

*reverse aids* Ok you can have more fun with that

[@Fanatiikon]

how do you know have you tried it ?

[@nickbullinger141]

I mean, cancer is just the cells growing abnormally fast, so if they die of heart failure from salt content, the cells won't grow, therefore killing the cancerous tumour! See, you all are just haters of this highly scientific study! >:( Kappa

[@TH-vo6hv]

Vaping Shrek wants pet 2

[@ajwhalen3765]

pyro discovers botw soundtrack pyro: this is a amazing

[@violetshadow__]

It is tho

[@sacul3861]

Recreating jilly juice with kass' theme? Now this is epic.