New Five Night's at Freddy's Game Is Insane

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what a silly racoon
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[@UniqueGeese]

Thank you so much for covering the game. Very good :3

[@Cute_gamerikc]

I look forward on chapter 2. I feel like this game is gonna be popular! I wish you the best, and know how any hate can’t take you back.

[@JaelynnRenee]

:3

[@OdensMovieMagic]

YAY

[@Hazelcreativity]

W

[@meowwballl]

🎉🎉

[@trashman11]

11:55 of course you like the skunk

[@greenknight9000]

based as fuck

[@K0ZNIK]

I mean, you *can* remove the ability to remove the smelly skunk abilities thing from skunks

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@@usaccdecks8363 Not until she's inflated like a balloon.

[@JNJNRobin1337]

​@@K0ZNIKor recognize what specifically it actually is, rather than common interpretations

[@ManleyReviews]

indigoon fart

[@Ashleycolonthree]

why did youi comment this 😭

[@embertheraccoon37]

MANLEY? What are YOU doing here?

[@humanbread2619]

Thats insane

[@Yoruharu]

wendigoon fart

[@damsen978]

@@Ashleycolonthree Because he has a fart fetish. Unsurprising.

[@jaggedtoast]

bro is doing everything but darkwood

[@CheeseBrie]

he dong youre mom

[@chrma_]

He said 2 1/2 months for dark wood on stream Sunday 🫡

[@legeul]

I'm still waiting for the fear and hunger video.

[@nauticalerror]

So we just forgetting about petscop 2 now?

[@lucasalblas]

@@nauticalerror im almost sure i heard him say thats a project he works on on the side?

[@Kunnazy]

WE GETTIN THE 3 YEAR OLDS SCARED WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔉🔉🗣🗣🔉

[@pros_0143]

AND PYRO TOO SOMETIMES(at random intervals)

[@freakoffer]

@@pros_0143 he gets jumped by a floating ERROR message for fucks sakes

[@BigSmoke-dp4yh]

PLEASE SHUT UP🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@FaceBack18]

@@freakoffer A 27 year old kid.

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

​@@freakofferand a air dryer

[@ZeritulsDarkTemplar]

"somehow looks at you" *fails to notice the pc's camera turn on

[@gwenzy750]

i have not seen a single r34 of the raccoon on twitter. fking blessed

[@gamestop1944]

Oh you poor baby

[@mirrorhymn]

blessed? you mean hella cursed??

[@orbrat212]

Literally how

[@Rownoscc]

It’s only a matter of time

[@jamesoliver9278]

You know there are other websites besides Twitter, right? The raccoon porn is absolutely glorious!

[@josen3039]

“There is blood here” Thank you pyro I never noticed

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

"Blood. Hope this is not Chris' blood."

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

​@@sherlocksmuuug6692resident evil moment.

[@SickanDaDank]

Microsoft Teams jumpscare

[@quackyourself]

he's changing his title you little worm L video

[@eekie]

child discovers clickbait for the first time in their life

[@quackyourself]

@@eekie we're all 9 year old pyro fans here

[@christophernoneya4635]

Had to work FNAF into the title somehow

[@darrenm.7980]

he changed the title lmao

[@damsen978]

@@quackyourself But you're a special child.

[@masterofbloopers]

Rambly will probably end up going full GLaDOS mode on us by either the midway point or close to the end, but I'm hoping that doesn't happen. I hope he stays friendly with us for the entire series. There was a horror game called Hello Puppets where a bunch of puppets try and kill you, but one of them is stuck to your hand and acts as your companion throughout the game. By the end of the game, the puppet ends up getting fatally wounded and dies, thanking you for sticking with it with its final breath. You do end up escaping thanks to it, so it's a very bittersweet ending. I'm guessing something like that will happen if the devs decide to go that route.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

if Rambley turns on you, the only ways I can see it happening without coming out of nowhere is because you're either trying to leave him or shut him down, and he doesn't want to be alone again

[@vanilla1910]

that recording suprised me since "Old sport" and the way he pauses in between some words is definitley a refrence to dayshift at freddy's

[@BetterKnownThodda]

15:28 Microsoft teams jumpscare

[@polyblank73]

I have the biggest crush on that raccoon boy. I've never loved a real nor a fictional character so much before. Velma no glasses got nothing on this.

[@jefryions5657]

This is manufactured. You need to calm down

[@tankomarcell789]

Your poor soul got unrestricted internet acces from a young age didn't it?

[@citizen3000]

@@tankomarcell789 It is noticeable just how common this seems among young people these days.

[@tankomarcell789]

@@citizen3000 These days? This was a problem years ago.

[@citizen3000]

@@tankomarcell789 Oh yeah, it has been for many years. I’m just comparing to my childhood. Things have definitely changed a lot and it’s obviously down to having the internet around from birth.

[@zenniththefolf4888]

I love when Pyro uploads a video and every time I check my feed he changes the Title or the Thumbnail.

[@abzollozdol251]

The skunk design would be pyros favorite

[@Milokissavlk]

Because I like trains

[@mirrorhymn]

trains right

[@Milokissavlk]

@@mirrorhymn I full heartedly agree

[@marcnhunter]

"Why Indigo Park Is Better Than FNAF" was the OG title

[@bravelydefaulted]

i think this game and shipwrecked are changing the mascot horror game. i fucking love it

[@dpn8254]

850 shillings in 2 eons, pyro rose up

[@moltengears7483]

Bro imagine seeing a raccon and gooning is the first thing you do

[@enjoshi-godrez8775]

I'm more concerned that all these Saul accounts are C&P the exact same message over and over again.

[@otterboyva]

I’m so glad you enjoyed the game!! @uniquegeese worked really hard on this, and @RecDTRH was a fantastic director. Probably the best I ever had!! And @jakeneutron absolutely cooked with the animation!! I just hope I was able to entertain you enough lol💜

[@benkenobi7395]

Pyro not changing the title challenge

[@lucklesslackey]

11:57 Of course it is Pyro, of course it is

[@axeman0011996]

I guess we got petscot scenario now. Good times

[@staticjames1349]

The way i see it, the story could go two routes, making rambley your stalwart ally in the end, or making him the twist villain. I think that the twist villain route would be boring as hell, as everyone sees it coming. On the other hand, i think it would be nice to have rambley just be a genuine friend to you and actually re-establish the park, or at least take the AI with you out of the park so that he doesnt have to sit in there for however long it takes for the power to shut off. But then again, i might just be coping because i enjoy rambley as a character. I will be watching this game with interest.

[@stickerzz]

pyro probably went on to goon to the raccoon after the stream

[@K.Maroon]

J A C C T H E R A C C

[@TC181_]

Same

[@stickerzz]

@@TC181_ 🤝

[@YummyEggs]

21:38 was that a Day Shift at Freddys reference?

[@PulpFreeFiction]

I love rambley!

[@Dr.Oofers]

“Actual real merch you can buy” Maybe one day? Literally the Rambley plush is the only thing you can buy.

[@sircommissar]

I love this mini main channel videos, at thus point I just skip the slop and wait for these

[@ratgang5325]

He definitely wants that raccoon to be fat

[@mattgum5369]

Pyro is always up to date with the new furry gooning icon

[@joshnunya324]

21:57 Bro doesnt even know Dayshift at Freddys

[@SpiritHealer1]

Wrong channel and video length. Blud caught dementia from his dog 💀

[@StudioKelpie1993]

I think Rambly isn't the main bad guy in all this, instead he wants to be freed like his friends, but still doesn't know what happened to them, all he sees are monsters chasing after his new friend, you. The Skunk I think freed them all and was ready to free Rambly until the owner of the park put a stop to it and decided to shut the park down, locking Rambly away forever, until you come along and free him from a Prison that he doesn't realize he's in

[@LoneSpartan422]

I love how it started with UniqueGeese said "I can make a better Garten of Banban in a week" then it turned into "Hang on. I can cook"

[@jstar3382]

3:53 and its furry bait. They put too much into his facial expressions

[@somerandomguy7375]

21:38 hold the hell up was that a day shift at freddies reference

[@aboveraptor4766]

DYING LIGHT MUSIC IN THE INTRO LETS GOOOOOOO

[@fuatann]

"and even a faint smile appears" pyro youre wildin

[@mike1564]

Pyro explaining what's exactly happening on screen like we're all blind

[@0cjwrgoswekfkxs85]

Finally. A pyrocinical game covering that isnt 5 hours+ actually enjoyable.

[@eemasd]

She Indigo on my Park till i Rambley

[@zarakkhan4525]

Pyro doing everything to not drop the darkwood video is not very skibidi rizzler ohio moment

[@civilprotection3114]

“Sweat drops down from your forehead.” Pyro saying before entering a placed filled with furries.

[@ToastedKeneally]

In 5th grade I liked scooby doo so much more than school so I used that as a way to do mood rings for my science project somehow

[@410Here]

what the slop?!?!?!? pyro releasing low-tier main channel videos is crazy

[@kyu7206]

The intros for these videos are so good

[@pr1ncessleia]

this was actually pretty nice man

[@mrheadcrab1233]

11:56 that’s concerning coming from you, pyro Edit: also that one too 16:03

[@Yonkz69]

I watched this on uniquegeeses channel does that count as watching this 💀

[@CatCake-ng3dq]

Inflated rambley when

[@Cove666]

It already exists

[@DaftPinareloaded]

I've seen many

[@mystcat3]

Already done Also there's ones where he's "letting his inflation out". But how tf he has more of that than Salem THE Skunk?!

[@chronica6457]

Finally, the PyroLive good video

[@chronica6457]

He didn't even notice the obvious reference to Portal with the credits song 0/10

[@HoraceKock]

i’m feeling the mascot horror burnout hard

[@coollutz]

The vioce actor for the racoon Sounds like one of the voice actors for monkey wrench

[@PersonYes4613]

The fact the youtuber Theft King called this game a Ban Ban level "cash-grab" is still and will forever baffle me.

[@red-firefox]

Theft king is an insufferable man child and always has the worst takes, of course he would say this.

[@deathseekr1537]

Bro had to chabge his clickbait title

[@slithythereal]

11:55 we all know why pyro said this

[@diegogutierrez7149]

I liked the intro. I like that you've started to give the slop channel main channel energy

[@wegocray3830]

Pyro is enjoying the Molly section a little bit too much....

[@vibes_4225]

oh shit, a good pyrolive video? that's crazy

[@justfriss6274]

"New Five Night's at Freddy's Game is Insane" - actually running from overweight furries

[@squishybrick]

I've been seeing a bit of furry-fanart of this racoon guy, and everyone says he's just so R34'able.. Eh, maybe I'll watch a video about the game he's in, and see.. *watches this video* Oh.. Yeah.. Oh, yeah definitely.. The sad part is, the spectrum/gradient of how R34'able a character is, is often dictated by how much personality they have.. The more personality you give them, the more 'someone' wants to pork them. Makes me wonder if that's why disney purposefully makes all its trademark characters so one-dimensional, because they actually did the psychological studies and learned that your character properties don't get R34'd as much if they contain the intellectual complexity of a cardboard box.

[@enjoshi-godrez8775]

Isn't that a good thing? Id rather is any art based on the defining characteristics of a character than purly what they look like, though i have a feeling most of these artist dont care either way.

[@enjoshi-godrez8775]

Also, Zootopia characters are stereotypes of themselves, yet judy is the most successful furry illustrated character ever.

[@jefryions5657]

Disney made the most successful furry movie ever made. What are you talking about?

[@edenem]

DAYSHIFT REFERENCE LETS GOOOOO

[@TheCentriole]

This is like the first time you've successfully clickbaited me into taking interest in a game in like 8 years, it's been around 10 years since fnaf, and I have a soft spot for raccoons. Fuck at least it's free I guess

[@iziah2161]

Battle of mid

[@Auroxnium]

W dying light ost

[@GayFemboy420]

Colonel we are so fucked..

[@losrpat]

he fell on

[@jamesmcmoore5434]

First title change from this is better than FNAF to This game shouldn't be good How many times will he change it again like Buckshot Roulette

[@jameshenning7451]

Dying light music is so good

[@gnimaG_lledneW]

Original title: "This Game Shouldn't Be Good"

[@Hahmier]

Nope, that was the second title. lol

[@goldenfoxy355]

Why is a pyrocynical video on pyro live

[@blake1640]

is this game all in le head too?

[@CulcoyoteCosmico]

Bro made Pyroyinical 2 before Petscop 2

[@SoulshaBoy]

Combon is gemmier than this vantablack brimestone

[@icevlad148]

It doesn't take much to make a better game than Security breach.

[@johnwhite9048]

8:15 bro said it's real merch when it isnt THE ONLY MERCH IS ONE PLUSH THAT WAS ONLY MADE CUZ PEOPLE BEGGWED FOR IT, GOD THIS DUDE DID ZERO RESEARCH.

[@Gramfel]

New pyro quote "ngbguughhh?! Hfuujdjghh?!?!?!"

[@fruitloop5069]

insted of people turned into mascots, its animals turned into mascots

[@chiru.soul.8190]

We got a Dolan dark character game before gta 6

[@SOoshi_art]

even though pyro gets clowned on, his use of narration is so good

[@megajeremy90001]

Why didn't he upload this to his main channel?

[@scottstephens5442]

21:37 old sport? Vegas? Is that an mf Dayshift at Freddy's reference???

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

Another issue of "something cute is now scary" I see....

[@alexcat6685]

16:23 Despite my own thoughts on it, It isn't my character and I don't blame you for mistaking it's presentation as Just Female. Salem is supposed to be a Non-binary Skunk, You know Purple haired with pronouns it's crazy, anywa it is, a Even if I consider it Pretty dumb to use Plural incorrectly I'll get to challenging that eventually. For now, it is a They/them, I choose to call Salem an It because it makes more sense. though don't beat yourself over it, it's a well done subtle detail left, as it is merely a trait Salem has.

[@hippityhoppity4133]

Chef chef can you turn my slop gourmet

[@runforitman]

new garten of banban episode looks lit

[@Cainny]

Pyro missing the cabling leading to the Generator is baaaad. Man literally FAILED the tutorial.

[@OlaDoering]

i love this video it's like pyros 30 hour videos but only 30 minutes instead *(i rounded up to the nearest 30 for those wondering)*

[@X-3K]

wow, so did i!!!!

[@m4yr4i]

Bot

[@canaan936]

is that dying light i hear in the background :)

[@SuperBangBus]

Bros doing everything to avoid a main channel video

[@texmex0077]

Wrong channel mr pyrocynical

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

Huh?

[@damsen978]

wdym? this is slop

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

@@damsen978 ok

[@agustincammarota4595]

​@@thegreatacolyt1277he says that bc Pyro usually post this "game reviews" in the main channel

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

@@agustincammarota4595 ok

[@NellyNotMelly]

I'm an editor for Pyro, we're doing too many high quality slop videos, the Darkwood video will be indefinitely postponed.

[@thegreatynot5049]

I believe you, and will do no due dilligence.

[@cryogamer9307]

Real

[@owenad385]

Trusted source

[@FalseLogic_]

Noooo! How are we gonna build the pathway for the 4-player Darkwood co-op if we don't cover the base game!

[@kiiogato]

You’ve broken NDA! 10,000 years jail

[@NitwitAteliers]

For a guy using Foxy as his online persona, shit got real when he proclaimed Indigo Park was better

[@trevorhaddox6884]

*Fursona (I'll see myself out now)

[@coltonbarnes7861]

Why did nitwit misspell fursona, js he stupid?

[@maxonwolf5841]

@@trevorhaddox6884 You ain't wrong

[@大砲はピュ]

@@trevorhaddox6884yeah, leave

[@Superstar5_]

Bro is the game even out?

[@sorroua1658]

'The furry everyones been gooning to' That includes you doesn't it pyro. Edit: Ya'll are down cataclysmic

[@mirrorhymn]

literally everyone edge to the raccoon

[@mirrorhymn]

everyone

[@mirrorhymn]

you as well

[@SatkarSyangtan]

Nah, it's not fat enough.

[@jstar3382]

​@@mirrorhymnI am a straight male, I do not find enjoyment from this game mostly because I'm not into birds

[@sp3dweed673]

"The furries are cooming! We've been coompromised!" - Pyro in Chapter 2

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

"Spit it out furporal!"

[@noahhamilton5974]

​@@sherlocksmuuug6692"furronel, we are so FUCKED 😏"

[@fallacy08_shrine]

"Ah, furnel... we are so fluffed."

[@jouiihihui9517]

The fact that he is genuinely scared is too funny

[@PseudoSamurai]

I can't stop laughing after every quick scare of his.

[@MikkiLGalloway]

Ironic that the title is "This is Better Than FNAF" and KZbin immediately see this as FNAF: Security Breach. 10/10 Website

[@BobbinRobbin777]

The title’s actually ”This game should not be good” so you’re wrong! BING BONG

[@goober239]

bot

[@X-SPONGED]

"Mom, I'm bored" "Why don't you play with the neighbors' kid?" The neighbors' kid: 10:09

[@mrsnowman42069]

@@BobbinRobbin777he changed the title for some reason

[@thejustlexa]

@@BobbinRobbin777 The title’s actually ”New Five Night's at Freddy's Game Is Insane” so you’re wrong! BING BONG