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A compilation of Phill Jupitus's best moments on QI.
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00:00 - How Many Muscles In Your Fingers?
00:40 - Stephen's Child-Buffing Workshop
01:50 - Beer Goggles
02:40 - What Kind Of A Hellish Quiz Is This?
03:20 - How Big?
04:12 - Swazzles
04:54 - Has The Sun Set?
06:51 - The Master Of The Bathtub
07:30 - Why Is Santa Off The Rich List?

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@adams3627
@adams3627 4 жыл бұрын
Phil Jupitus is the only man on QI who looks like a completely different person every time I see him on...
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын
Im only now realizing that was Phil making the shiny child jokes. 😂
@wiegervonstraufenwitz8417
@wiegervonstraufenwitz8417 3 жыл бұрын
1: charismatic door to door salesman 2: famour author 3: talk show host 4: club owner 5: university professor 6: woodcutter 7: university student 8: fun uncle 9: motorcyclist on his way to a christmas dinner
@ryanchapman2636
@ryanchapman2636 3 жыл бұрын
@@wiegervonstraufenwitz8417 haha, perfect 😂🤣
@testsubject747
@testsubject747 3 жыл бұрын
He looks different every time, and the only way to recognize him is the voice he puts on when impersonating Stephen
@LPKelly380
@LPKelly380 3 жыл бұрын
@@wiegervonstraufenwitz8417 Spot on with every one. 👍😎
@TheGreatCalsby
@TheGreatCalsby 2 жыл бұрын
Phils delivery is just perfect. "I'm sure the drivers of New Zealand, as they look at the setting sun, are reassured to know... its not there".
@pauloldfield8378
@pauloldfield8378 Жыл бұрын
That's what triggers Phil the most, even to this day.
@trinadubya3406
@trinadubya3406 7 жыл бұрын
Watching Stephen squirm and blush when Phill flirts is one of my favorite things ever.
@jacksonlady69
@jacksonlady69 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll not look at you."
@petermortimer6303
@petermortimer6303 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonlady69 "Dreadful boy"
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonlady69 I've put the pencil in!
@zetetick395
@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын
"You're all rotters and I hate you!" :3
@elliothunter2579
@elliothunter2579 4 жыл бұрын
You can totally tell that Stephen finds Phill attractive and he uses this to his advantage lol.
@WolfieRich1
@WolfieRich1 4 жыл бұрын
I'll always love the delivery of "How big is it?" "Vast. ..Is the answer."
@grahamlive
@grahamlive 3 жыл бұрын
"If I was to quantify its bigness I'd be doing it a disservice". I love that line and use it often.
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 3 жыл бұрын
"Feet, metres. Throw me a f*cking bone, Fry!"
@donpaynter2642
@donpaynter2642 3 жыл бұрын
Biggily Big!!!
@JasonDWitte
@JasonDWitte 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised they didn’t have that fact handy
@donpaynter2642
@donpaynter2642 2 жыл бұрын
biggily big!!! gets me everytime i watch this video
@AugustaWind11
@AugustaWind11 6 жыл бұрын
The drivers of New Zealand, as they see the sun setting, are reassured to know..... that it's not therrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee.
@thelolmaster1997
@thelolmaster1997 4 жыл бұрын
It really was an oscar worthy delivery... if only he was acting
@dragondan244
@dragondan244 3 жыл бұрын
As a New Zealander I can say I was reassured
@sinan4495
@sinan4495 3 жыл бұрын
6:35
@darkfool2000
@darkfool2000 3 жыл бұрын
I love this one because it's one of the few times where the pedanticism of the QI klaxxon is objectively wrong. The common sense answer that if the light of the sun reaches you, then it's there has far more value, because light bends (or space-time bends and light goes straight) so, there never was an objective answer to the question apart from the observer.
@Aloyus_Knight
@Aloyus_Knight 3 жыл бұрын
The one thing that pisses off phill more then anything else, I love it.
@LandOfTheLee
@LandOfTheLee 3 жыл бұрын
"To quantify its bigness would be doing it a disservice." Found a new line for my Grindr profile
@SilverSting420
@SilverSting420 2 жыл бұрын
I spit out my drink reading that lmao
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@peterh3889
@peterh3889 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha best comment I’ve read ever 😅😂😆 using it!
@HairyHariyama
@HairyHariyama 2 жыл бұрын
"The vastly big bigness of the dripping thing"
@sarahbass6116
@sarahbass6116 20 күн бұрын
just LOVE Phil, i could listen and watch him all day. Best belly laughs
@Ishapian
@Ishapian 9 жыл бұрын
Not there...... Mirage.
@luckycanucky19
@luckycanucky19 9 жыл бұрын
Gavin Mac Farlane Miraaaaaaaaaaaage
@kida4313
@kida4313 9 жыл бұрын
luckycanucky19 Miraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
@chazhinkley6602
@chazhinkley6602 8 жыл бұрын
+Justus Hölscher miraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
@cockneygeezer5944
@cockneygeezer5944 6 жыл бұрын
Patryk Wieczorek Miraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggeeeeee
@johannebeerbaum1546
@johannebeerbaum1546 6 жыл бұрын
Gavin
@Vyselink
@Vyselink 9 жыл бұрын
Oh man. The "child buffing workshop" and the "not there. mirrraaaagggee" ones get me everytime lmao
@bigbenhebdomadarius6252
@bigbenhebdomadarius6252 8 жыл бұрын
+Vyselink With me, it's "Stephen doesn't have beer goggles, he has madeira _pince-nez._"
@LanceThumping
@LanceThumping 8 жыл бұрын
+Vyselink I would've wanted to take the shiny into the pokemon direction... I'm such a nerd.
@NormanMatchem
@NormanMatchem 8 жыл бұрын
+NerdyPi In my day, we didn't have shiny Pokémon. We had grey, and darker grey.
@LanceThumping
@LanceThumping 8 жыл бұрын
NormanMatchem It's weird that they waited so long until we got to Pokemon Black and White when that's how they started out. Although it was more like green and dark green really.
@NormanMatchem
@NormanMatchem 8 жыл бұрын
NerdyPi Yeah, I never owned an ORIGINAL Gameboy, my first was a Gameboy Colour, so the joke doesn't really work, but I thought it was funny.
@richin2123
@richin2123 9 жыл бұрын
"More lacquer, Little Boy??" LOL
@jgg75
@jgg75 5 жыл бұрын
You are the shiniest one...
@wuraolaolagunju
@wuraolaolagunju 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still alive in here!
@megameerkat2634
@megameerkat2634 3 жыл бұрын
Baaaaah. Baaaaah
@Fitchy-ke3wz
@Fitchy-ke3wz 3 ай бұрын
I can see my face in your face
@GlyntTheCat
@GlyntTheCat 8 жыл бұрын
Phill's reaction to the Santa claxon had me in stitches xD
@rudolftrost3534
@rudolftrost3534 7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club. Phil is a spitting image of a friend of mine and he puts me in stitches every time he opens his mouth.
@Mrcheckpointeh
@Mrcheckpointeh 7 жыл бұрын
Rudolf Trost stop putting it in his mouth then 😂😂😂
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mrcheckpointeh but Phil had the pencil in and everything! 😂
@derekehlmann2126
@derekehlmann2126 2 жыл бұрын
These clips are the reason why Phil Jupitus is my absolute dream contestant for Taskmaster.
@megameerkat2634
@megameerkat2634 2 жыл бұрын
You think he would be the one holding up Tim Key’s tradition of silly outfit?
@emmahird2795
@emmahird2795 Жыл бұрын
I can only imagine he would be the perfect mix of rhod gilbert and jo brand
@oliviamonteith4108
@oliviamonteith4108 Жыл бұрын
Phil and Stephen both need to be on Taskmaster together!
@johnmh1000
@johnmh1000 3 жыл бұрын
The child buffing workshop is one of the most hilarious thing that I have ever seen, can't stop chucking even after the credits rolled. How did he come up with that for god's sake!!
@paulmichaelfreedman8334
@paulmichaelfreedman8334 2 жыл бұрын
Seen it at least ten times now, still has me in stitches. The chemistry between Phil and Stephen is great in this show.
@cmw12
@cmw12 Жыл бұрын
Because “shiny” is such an odd thing to call a child. I agree though, the bit is unbelievably funny.
@kimmatheson6614
@kimmatheson6614 7 ай бұрын
.... probably meant shiny as in "a shiny new baby" ???
@andrewh.8403
@andrewh.8403 5 ай бұрын
Poor Stephen. We know what he means and where he's coming from, but, the poor chap, not with this cohort of comedians. They will be like a terrier dog, grab one corner and run with it until there's nothing left. The child buffing and the Aropolis scenes will pop into my head at an idle moment and make me lol. More... sherry m' dear??? I mumble that to myself quite a lot.
@ndotgw
@ndotgw 9 жыл бұрын
Phill Jupitus is the only QI contestant who can get the better of Stephen Fry and it is SO much fun to watch him do it!!
@OrAngeAnArchy
@OrAngeAnArchy 8 жыл бұрын
+E! Carroll agreed. I wish he was on more like he was in the first seasons.
@ndotgw
@ndotgw 8 жыл бұрын
+OrAngeAnArchy Perhaps he will be now that Never Mind the Buzzcocks has been cancelled.
@EnoVarma
@EnoVarma 8 жыл бұрын
+E! Carroll Yes, but now Stephen is retiring from QI. It's a cul-de-sac.
@ChristmasCrustacean1
@ChristmasCrustacean1 8 жыл бұрын
+EnoVarma there's always the Christmas episode which it looks like he is going to be in, like usual.
@mozxz
@mozxz 7 жыл бұрын
Well..... Sean is quite good at it too, Alain and Bill and Jimmy is very decent at it as well.....
@daniellemhall1358
@daniellemhall1358 3 жыл бұрын
"A smaaaaaallll sherrrryyyyy" I say that to myself every once in a while.
@alexheathcote8925
@alexheathcote8925 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the children who see Santa in the night sky are reassured to know, that's he's not therrreeee.
@Arkuzian
@Arkuzian 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Heathcote miraaaaaage
@SamuelThomasFraser
@SamuelThomasFraser 5 жыл бұрын
But Santa... is theeeere!
@TykusBalrog
@TykusBalrog 5 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelThomasFraser No.... Miraaage..
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 5 жыл бұрын
Santa Travels so fast that if you do see him, it's the Santa from last year, not this year, because that light is still hanging around while Santa This Year's light is still moving too fast to be seen.... get it? you're not seeing Santa....
@peterosborne8315
@peterosborne8315 3 жыл бұрын
Miraaaaaaaaaaaaage
@MartinTraXAA
@MartinTraXAA 7 жыл бұрын
Phill might be the QI-panelist who is best at riffing on Stephen. Bloody genius!
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 5 жыл бұрын
No he's just a mirage
@ianjones9961
@ianjones9961 4 жыл бұрын
Him or Bill Bailey.
@302Diane
@302Diane 4 жыл бұрын
Sean Locke gets some good ones in as well.
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah..
@Ranger1812
@Ranger1812 2 жыл бұрын
*genius
@grf15
@grf15 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is "What kind of hellish quiz is this?" A perfect reaction to QI.
@kswsquared
@kswsquared 9 жыл бұрын
I will forever love Phill's madeira pince-nez remark.
@nancykraus5127
@nancykraus5127 Жыл бұрын
I have wanted it as a t shirt ever since I saw that bit 😂.
@Macho_Fantastico
@Macho_Fantastico 7 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a show of Phil Jupitus narrating the life of Stephen Fry.
@dillerud95
@dillerud95 5 жыл бұрын
That would be an hilarious episode
@ratonbox
@ratonbox 5 жыл бұрын
Do look for Phil’s radio documentary about Calvin & Hobbes. It’s awesome.
@BTBHSOHBOY
@BTBHSOHBOY 4 жыл бұрын
Now imagine a follow-up program which was Fry narrating the production process of this project.
@myleschilton3473
@myleschilton3473 3 жыл бұрын
What a brilliant idea.
@sudrianliam1199
@sudrianliam1199 Жыл бұрын
"Fry you oath, those are fishnets!!"
@realspacemodels
@realspacemodels 6 жыл бұрын
Eight minutes and twenty-two seconds is NOT enough time for all Phil Jupitus's best moments.
@johnbanks4761
@johnbanks4761 3 жыл бұрын
first time i have seen him and laughing beginning to end..man is hilarious
@Karma-qt4ji
@Karma-qt4ji 7 жыл бұрын
Child buffing workshop was hysterical, made even more so by the sound of Sarah's laughter...
@MrARock001
@MrARock001 8 жыл бұрын
"Stephen doesn't have beer goggles, he has Madeira pince-nez."
@GormKjeldsen
@GormKjeldsen 7 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!! I never got what that was, and just trying to guess the spelling was getting me nowhere. :)
@purplesky001
@purplesky001 7 жыл бұрын
Gorm Kjeldsen it's French for a pair of spectacles that hold on by pinching (pince) the nose (nez).
@Banthah
@Banthah 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I also must thank you for this. Always wandered what he was on about!
@monstersince
@monstersince 4 жыл бұрын
over playing the joke
@sampugh5674
@sampugh5674 4 жыл бұрын
More madeira a small sherry
@hoilst
@hoilst 7 жыл бұрын
"Madeira Pince-Nez & The Child Buffing Workshop" really ought to be a band name.
@Officer620
@Officer620 7 жыл бұрын
See them live performing their greatest hits "More Lacker" and "It's Not There"
@Halinspark
@Halinspark 7 жыл бұрын
FederalPolice620 I personally felt that "More Lacquer" was a lot of flash and little substance.
@Knight-Bishop
@Knight-Bishop 7 жыл бұрын
Stick around for their power ballads, "The Vastly Big Bigness of the Dripping Thing" and "The Master of the Bathtub"
@hoilst
@hoilst 7 жыл бұрын
A great follow-up to "No Wonder Fuckin' Twinings Had You On, Pal".
@Knight-Bishop
@Knight-Bishop 7 жыл бұрын
Can anyone get me Sherry Monocle's autograph?
@frozenlake1215
@frozenlake1215 5 жыл бұрын
The way Phil turns to look at the "BECAUSE HE ISN'T REAL" screen, it feels like the plot twist of some sci-fi/horror thriller, like he's broken into what he thinks is Santa's Workshop at the North Pole but it's actually all just a simulation and the evil AI computer is telling him the truth
@andrybak
@andrybak 3 жыл бұрын
I like that Phil has referenced the Sun incident later on, even after Sandy Toksvig took over.
@askesl
@askesl 3 жыл бұрын
It's like when Rich Hall says "which moon are we talking about?"
@bud9133
@bud9133 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you left out "Fry, put on the 15 denier and see me in my study."
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 2 жыл бұрын
Fry, you oaf! Those are fishnets!
@20buck06
@20buck06 2 жыл бұрын
Phil Jupitus is genuinely one of the most charming people I’ve ever seen on tv. Him making Stephen blush is just amazing
@SuspiciousNut
@SuspiciousNut 4 жыл бұрын
The run to Stephen at the end is so heart warming 😆
@Magmafrost13
@Magmafrost13 8 жыл бұрын
"How big is it? Oh, very big. If I was to quantify its bigness I would be doing it a disservice. To say just how biggly big the vastly big bigness of the dripping thing is." It almost sounds like something out of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. At the very least, it has the same appeal to me. Actually, "I dare say that the drivers in New Zealand as they see the sun setting are reassured to know that its not there" kinda has that feel to it too
@ElMoShApPiNeSs
@ElMoShApPiNeSs 8 жыл бұрын
Well he is trying to mimic Stephen :P
@furkanaysal6339
@furkanaysal6339 7 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly, the drivers in New Zealand one almost got me thinking if it was an excerpt from the guide
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 6 жыл бұрын
Magmafrost13 Either the Guide or the White House
@wratched
@wratched 5 жыл бұрын
The Producer of this show, John Lloyd, was the producer of HHGG.
@Halinspark
@Halinspark 5 жыл бұрын
@@wratched But the books were written by Douglas Adams, and I assume the guests do their own jokes.
@Knight-Bishop
@Knight-Bishop 7 жыл бұрын
Can someone at QI please make a collection of as many of Phill's impressions of Stephen as they can find?
@50Pooja
@50Pooja 5 жыл бұрын
love his reaction to Hugh's photo when he said drip, he is so offended for Hugh XD
@opheliaismyname9180
@opheliaismyname9180 3 жыл бұрын
"oi, leave my friend out of it!"
@Paulie151
@Paulie151 3 жыл бұрын
He was just playing along with the joke. Hugh played a drip on their show together, so it was a joke on his character's persona.
@torfrida6663
@torfrida6663 3 жыл бұрын
They were Jeeves and Wooster and that photo of Hugh is taken from then. Hugh also played the piano skilfully in that series so his recent album is not a surprise to us old Brits.
@zetetick395
@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын
I have to admit I really do get a warm little glow whenever Fry does his General Melchett _"Baaaaa!"_ I can't help it
@kirstylister1341
@kirstylister1341 2 жыл бұрын
You are not the only one
@patrickhannon4217
@patrickhannon4217 5 жыл бұрын
4:32 Alan choking on the Swazzle, I've just been in stitches, hilarious
@bassdude1000
@bassdude1000 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh Pudsey make him stop” should be in there too.
@Tiresias55
@Tiresias55 3 жыл бұрын
2:07 I just love this part. Steven's "Madeira Pince-nez" and "Sherry Monocle" never fails to make me laugh. ❤
@eggarts9158
@eggarts9158 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way Sara says “a shiny one?”
@mezykin
@mezykin 7 жыл бұрын
FRY, CAMBRIDGE!
@godhammerof5141
@godhammerof5141 6 жыл бұрын
And he was on University Challenge
@minear2003
@minear2003 5 жыл бұрын
This one was my favorite lol
@seavixen125
@seavixen125 4 жыл бұрын
Lord snot
@zetetick395
@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Of course, referencing this XD kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZqYhH2BfpuFprc
@TheRealTerranMarine
@TheRealTerranMarine 3 жыл бұрын
What episode is this one?
@victoralm8736
@victoralm8736 2 жыл бұрын
I love the moment when Phil runs and hugs Stephen, althought it's a joke it' is still wholesome and cute.
@henrikhyrup3995
@henrikhyrup3995 6 жыл бұрын
"Good vendor of shoes! How many barleycorns am I this fine morning?"
@mikaelabowen5781
@mikaelabowen5781 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely superb! But I was so hoping that the "Oh Pudsey, make him stop!" moment would be here too.
@bentheswitchsportsfan06
@bentheswitchsportsfan06 10 ай бұрын
"play your cards right" has to be the best joke in history 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kayecoleman1869
@kayecoleman1869 4 ай бұрын
That is when I fell in love with Phill Jupitus...
@gallifrog6144
@gallifrog6144 3 жыл бұрын
Phil: I hate this show Phil's daugher: I work for this show Though seriously, Phil is an absaloute joy on QI
@medievalist
@medievalist 2 жыл бұрын
Love Phil's impersonation of Stephen on the pull! "More madeira?"
@TF1Akrata
@TF1Akrata 6 жыл бұрын
5:22 is the exact moment he realizes he's about to hear something that infuriates him xD
@halfaworldaway
@halfaworldaway 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't sound like that. ...Baaaah!" Perfect, he sounded just like Melchett.
@popazz1
@popazz1 4 жыл бұрын
Not a Q.I. moment, but whenever I see PJ I'm reminded of his telling of the time his 16 year old daughter's boyfriend was coming for a 'sleepover'. He was hilarious as he became increasingly foam-at-the-mouth about some 'spotty runt daring to imagine he could get into my little girl's bedroom let alone her knickers'. He is a fantastic story teller.
@Real_Dystopian
@Real_Dystopian 2 жыл бұрын
Is there a clip of this on KZbin?
@popazz1
@popazz1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Real_Dystopian I have no idea, sorry.
@marcusclaudius266
@marcusclaudius266 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJnHoXV5eKibg80
@Real_Dystopian
@Real_Dystopian 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcusclaudius266 thanks
@pakey423
@pakey423 2 жыл бұрын
@@Real_Dystopian I guess this is a clip of it: 🙂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJnHoXV5eKibg80
@markc7440
@markc7440 Жыл бұрын
I love his vocal caricature of Stephen.
@Bellocks1
@Bellocks1 9 ай бұрын
NOOOO. NOT THERRREE.
@lekoman
@lekoman 3 жыл бұрын
I love Phil. But I love Stephen’s reaction to Phil, even more.
@annabellej9429
@annabellej9429 6 жыл бұрын
I know this isn't Phil but 4:34 made me laugh so hard; its juxtaposition with Phil's bit just made it even more hilarious
@Alakaizer
@Alakaizer 8 ай бұрын
It fits the comedy rule of 3
@KeppyKep
@KeppyKep 4 жыл бұрын
I love how most of these were just him mocking Stephen
@asilem4991
@asilem4991 7 жыл бұрын
Using the swazzle to imitate a laugh killed me!
@logandarklighter
@logandarklighter 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen is *such* a good sport about it all! 😁
@marycanary86
@marycanary86 4 жыл бұрын
we dont talk enough about how much phil and the child buffing workshop saved stephen from that awkward "well, young lady, when you do bear children" moment with sarah
@joyphil4399
@joyphil4399 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Sometimes it can be incredibly off-putting when you are reminded that beloved figures are just as unlikeable as everyone else.
@DaveDexterMusic
@DaveDexterMusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@joyphil4399 Remember when he said (off the show) that victims of sexual abuse should just get over it? Or that women escaping the Titanic wouldn't be very useful in the boats?
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 2 жыл бұрын
@@DaveDexterMusic I genuinely haven't heard of the first example and, to be clear, if he did say that, that's utterly deplorable. However, given your misrepresentation of the second example I'm not sure I should take your word for it. He was simply making the point that the seamen trained to man the boats in those days would have been necessary, as the "women and children" in question would not have been trained to navigate. To be fair, he should have mentioned that the rich businessmen would have been useless too, but they weren't in question during the discussion.
@chrisdacombe1777
@chrisdacombe1777 2 жыл бұрын
@J H It's a bit of a faux pas to say 'when', not 'if', like it was inevitable that Sarah would have a child some day just because she's a woman.
@marycanary86
@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын
@J H cos purposely childfree women are a bit tired of constantly being told that having children is a "when" as if they dont have an option
@ktfilms89
@ktfilms89 2 жыл бұрын
Going back like 3 years now, but my sister and I went to Edinburgh for the Fringe as we always do. Phil was on and I thought 'he's pretty funny on QI, should pop in and see him'- so we did. Sat down and quickly realised that this wasn't a comedy show and he was, in fact, giving a lecture on art. The two of us surrounded by uni students and art buffs... gave it a couple of minutes and had to surreptitiously leave.
@20centuryfox100
@20centuryfox100 8 жыл бұрын
"Frow me a fucking bone, Fry-boy!"
@pen6666
@pen6666 3 жыл бұрын
That final clip is heartbreakingly sweet - and Stephen, hero of the hour!! 😁😁
@jonnyhosking1
@jonnyhosking1 5 жыл бұрын
How does Phil sound more like Stephen Fry than Stephen Fry
@chilliard120
@chilliard120 8 жыл бұрын
8:09 Well, that beats my fanfiction
@turquoiseapple57
@turquoiseapple57 7 жыл бұрын
Was expecting "GOOD VENDOR OF SHOES..."
@jessicalee333
@jessicalee333 6 жыл бұрын
HOW MANY BARLEYCORNS AM I THIS FINE DAY?
@ZeHoSmusician
@ZeHoSmusician 4 жыл бұрын
GOOD SIR, YOU'RE A BARLEYCORN TOO FAR FOR THIS SHOP, I WAGER!
@ndotgw
@ndotgw 8 жыл бұрын
Cervisiam lentium = beer goggles (lenses) in Latin
@Windrunner007
@Windrunner007 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the sound Alan made with the swozzle thing almost genuinely injured me
@thescribblefile6271
@thescribblefile6271 9 жыл бұрын
Brilliant compilation. That last clip of the Christmas QI was hilarious.
@Vyselink
@Vyselink 9 жыл бұрын
It was great. I prefer the "Child-Buffing Workshop" one myself.
@thescribblefile6271
@thescribblefile6271 9 жыл бұрын
Close run thing that Vyselink - but the reaction to the Klaxon when Brendon O'Carroll stated a certain someone "Might not be real" - had me in stitches!!!
@55shfiftyfive55
@55shfiftyfive55 8 жыл бұрын
+The scribble file Had me in tears! LOVED IT
@MrARock001
@MrARock001 2 жыл бұрын
"Sir! Sir! Fry's got a hammer and chisel and he's carving out War and Peace!"
@jourdanwolf
@jourdanwolf 6 жыл бұрын
"One if you play your cards right" ;) ;)
@Shindai
@Shindai 9 жыл бұрын
Some of the many moments that make Phil Jupitus one of my favourite guests of the show :)
@no_peace
@no_peace 2 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen Fry so much. He and Phil are so great together. I love when Phil scandalizes him. I really miss him on this show
@davidyoung5114
@davidyoung5114 4 жыл бұрын
They missed the best one. His reaction to Teri Hatcher's innuendo-laden examination of fossilized remains was absolutely priceless.
@davidyoung5114
@davidyoung5114 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonnybartrand2120 Then I hope they do an up-dated version, because his interaction with Teri Hatcher was one of the most hilarious bits I have ever seen on Q.I., right up there with 'David Mitchell and The First World War', and 'They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is'; those are my top 3!
@snappycatchy
@snappycatchy 8 жыл бұрын
I need to steal the term 'Madeira Pince-Nez'
@MrShs812
@MrShs812 5 жыл бұрын
I need to commission an artist to make a really dramatic interpretation of the seen where Phil’s Childhood is shattered before his eyes as he stares at the wall reading “Because he isn’t real”
@susankenny1476
@susankenny1476 4 жыл бұрын
I love the banter Phil and Stephen have 😂😂
@dakris6829
@dakris6829 3 жыл бұрын
6:07 Stephen soft „I know“ gets me every time
@bradameerbeg2154
@bradameerbeg2154 3 жыл бұрын
I think Phil is the only panelist who could crack Stephen up consistently.
@basementdwellercosplay
@basementdwellercosplay 9 ай бұрын
Phils reaction to the santa isnt real klaxon is perfect
@chris-hz2wd
@chris-hz2wd 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down my favourite Qi guest, you can always guarantee your in for a good Qi episode when jupitus is on, love that man!
@kierancampire
@kierancampire 6 жыл бұрын
Phill, Jo Brand and Johnny Vegas were all my favourites on the show when i watched it XD
@Muppio
@Muppio 9 жыл бұрын
I would love this video, but "It's not there!".
@Nadia-kr4np
@Nadia-kr4np 8 жыл бұрын
+Muppio "its a Mirage....."
@moramento22
@moramento22 6 жыл бұрын
The viewers in New Zealand blinded by the wonderfulness of this clip are reassured to know... that it's not there
@Argorok87
@Argorok87 3 жыл бұрын
The child buffing workshop won't ever stop me cracking up.
@brydon5721
@brydon5721 6 жыл бұрын
I saw Phill Jupitus when he was on tour and came up to Shetland, absolutely brilliant! I always love when he's a panelist.
@xxPenjoxx
@xxPenjoxx 5 жыл бұрын
Brydon Sinclair I saw him in Aberdeen, he talked very fondly about his time in Shetland
@christopherstevens2777
@christopherstevens2777 2 жыл бұрын
Seen these 100 times and they are still just as funny as the first time 🤣
@SamiDC
@SamiDC 4 жыл бұрын
5:21 - The moment you see Phil die a little inside.
@falloutghoul1
@falloutghoul1 6 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised the Newcastle thing never made it.
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 7 жыл бұрын
a Huge Hole in Your Heart when he departs. even just the screen or the room. Thank You for giving us Phil Jupitus. Our Laughs are Complete and Whole.
@ForeverWog
@ForeverWog 6 ай бұрын
I love his response of “FRY: CAMBRIDGE!” Very quick on the draw!
@ThisCharmingMan1984
@ThisCharmingMan1984 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is a best of compilation, of the lovely Mr. Jupitus, but I love when Alan nearly chokes on the swazzle...as it were haha. I think it’s the face he keeps making, as he tries to make his swazzle work; it’s just hilarious how confused, and, at the same time, worried he looks about the whole thing haha.
@RS14988
@RS14988 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how the vast majority of Phil's best clip are him ripping into Stephen. Not that I'm complaining, it's just an observation
@obscurereference6298
@obscurereference6298 Жыл бұрын
Phil narrating at Stephen's funeral. "Stephen Fry's enemies will be reassured to know that he's no longer there. Unfortunately since Anne Widdicombe died from that fall down a flight of stairs... and then off a cliff... and then off Kilimanjaro. That no enemies of his remained."
@wongawonga1000
@wongawonga1000 5 жыл бұрын
FYI: The answer that Stephen should have given at 3:50 is that the stalactites in the "Gruta Rei do Mato" in South America (a cave) measure up to 66ft long.
@dansaunders1655
@dansaunders1655 3 жыл бұрын
No. Vast....is the answer.
@fudgis2572
@fudgis2572 Жыл бұрын
"More...more lacquer little boy? You are the shiniest one, we shall put you in the Harrods' window!" That whole sequence has me in stitches every time (along with the 'Madeira pince-nez'! ;-) ) Phil is at his funniest with Stephen as his target! 🤣
@jeraldbaxter3532
@jeraldbaxter3532 7 ай бұрын
Any Phil Jupitus response is a treasure, but my favorite is, ...Best production of 'Westside Story, EVER!"
@KasbashPlays
@KasbashPlays 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Phil's Stephen Fry impersonation always has a nod to Melchett.
@951000jerome
@951000jerome 7 жыл бұрын
*MORE LACQUER LITTLE BOY*
@richardcochrane1966
@richardcochrane1966 4 жыл бұрын
Jupitus is an absolute legend
@bogdanmendryshora9337
@bogdanmendryshora9337 8 жыл бұрын
Phil, i acknowledge your awesome orwell joke. bravo. lol indeed
@wordreet
@wordreet 3 жыл бұрын
The way Phil winds Stephen up absolutely slays me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thomotrap
@thomotrap Жыл бұрын
He is by far one of the best comedians in the world he is intellectual and funny, brilliant
@FKA_Alex
@FKA_Alex 7 жыл бұрын
At least whenever I get to new Zealand I know there's no need to be worried about being blinded at sunset it is simply not there. phew
@staneagle1070
@staneagle1070 3 жыл бұрын
He is one of those comedians one can only truly enjoy when they have watched a lot of his content and can start to slightly comprehend the way humour is processed in his brain
@tyfaknee
@tyfaknee 2 жыл бұрын
Gruta Rei do Mato means "Cave of the Forest King" in Portuguese. The name divides into Gruta (cave) and Rei do Mato (Forest King). The limestone area north of Belo Horizonte is called the Sete Lagoas Formation, in which the Lagoa Santa Karst developed. The area around Sete Lagoas has many cave systems, of which the Gruta Rei do Mato is the most widely known. The cave has four large chambers with numerous stalactites, stalagmites and rimstone dams. In the "Rarities Hall" are nearly identical parallel columns, formed by the calcium carbonate crystals of calcite. These columns are more than 20 m (66 ft) high and 20 m (66 ft) in diameter.
@alb4475
@alb4475 4 жыл бұрын
Phill is my absolute favourite Q.I panellist. Noble and Millican very close by :)
@KaritKtana
@KaritKtana 2 жыл бұрын
Phill is absolutely hilarious every single time, he's brilliant, so sharp and creative! And I'm digging his more recent looks too 😉
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