QSMP - WELCOME THE FRENCH (still livid about tallulahs death) - Philza VOD - Streamed on May 16 2023

[@Unusa_Boo]

pretty sure phil is now traumatized too bc anytime the sky moves a slight bit too fast now he's immediately in battle mode

[@CrowMaiden]

he's been traumatised since april 20th lbr

[@phantomfox2686]

I'm starting to think that the punching session that goes on after we all get the new members out is just our own way of welcoming them before the introductions. The punching sessions seem to be a mandatory response when we get them out which always makes it even better when they arrive because I guess it just makes everyone feel better almost about new members getting here, so we're not alone, but it's also a bit sad because they can't leave either just like everyone else, so there’s some good and bad sides to it in the end of everything.

[@LoKa_Be]

Love qsmp, thank you

[@auskasane4327]

No it's LGBTQSMP

[@_Heb_]

@@auskasane4327elaborate

[@knox1ty]

@@_Heb_ basically, most of the canon characters in QSMP act REALLY sus towards each other and yup-

[@F1guRas]

I mean there are like ONLY two women and one is aroace so what do you expect?

[@kiarakagelia261]

Partner in Crime 🤣🤣

[@nobody43238]

2:57:56 my internet-

[@nobody43238]

2:59:11 it fixed itself :)

[@nobody43238]

2:59:29 welp that didn't last long-

[@mr_noah7819]

The talk with Forever is freaking hilarious, I'm crying.

[@larka3536]

At this point Phil just flirts with everyone and everyone flirts with him lmao

[@bingusgray]

The LGBTQSMP effect is so powerful that even the straightest of man crumble

[@mrstina87]

VOD channel person, I love you for the time stamps, you are a literal angel❤

[@princessepaquerette9728]

Not only that, but the reactivity ! Like the vods from the french streamers are from a month ago at least ! It blows my mind that we can see philza's streams the day after they happened

[@mrstina87]

@@princessepaquerette9728 SO TRUE

[@princessepaquerette9728]

@@mrstina87 hehe mutual agreement !

[@mrstina87]

@@princessepaquerette9728 Mutual agreement is the best agreement 🤝

[@_LunaticMoon]

Everytime a group of people that speak a different language gets released it's always guaranteed to be pure chaotic loud noises

[@KuroAids]

Huehuehue

[@NightFeathers_]

So weird, I know these french creators, so I know exactly how they speak and react, I know their chaotic energy, and hearing both french and english in the same place is so weird and hilarious at the same time omg I kinda want to see Etoile interact with Philza, they both are incredible Minecraft players

[@-__Mars__-]

When Fit and Phil saw the plane crash through the wall The entirety of chat was spamming "THE POTATOES" I found it hilarious.

[@IsaacRXT]

Forever is in his "we're not friends anymore" arc with phil and I'm loving it.

[@F1guRas]

this is more funny considering he is the type to come back the next day

[@neowisp1037]

Phil's loving it too /j

[@Cally_bbykid]

I got jumpscared by Chayanne typing Chinese on signs. I was like wait I CAN READ THAT WTH

[@smallpotato5445]

WAIT WHEN

[@Cally_bbykid]

Near the end when their outside of Chayannes's house, but not in the basement yet!!!!

[@birdlythebirdkid5208]

2:43:50 Hearing Baghera desperately shouting after being unable to find the egg she just met makes my heart melt. New parent energy. New parent that misplaced the child energy. Edit: 2:46:44 The slightly higher pitch I can't-

[@rttnflw3r]

at this point qsmp is turning into smp earth, literally

[@_LunaticMoon]

The true SMP Earth

[@rttnflw3r]

@@_LunaticMoon lmao xD

[@veroniquerobins2255]

True

[@baileyinabucket]

Qsmp episode 246: the French Revolution

[@rigatonipasta]

It’d be really cool if they added the factions mod and actually took it seriously, unlike SMP Earth did

[@ElNinoPoba]

Vegeta777: im gonna do a pro gamer move Puts down a mine*

[@F1guRas]

at this point its a personality trait

[@foxxberry2752]

almost taking Pomme's first life! That mine is right next to her incubator (not to mention one literally exploded on Dapper)

[@toby.theram2496]

Grapes by James Marriot, the part where he sings “i fell for someone new but it’s just another girl that looks like you” reminds me so much of Forever’s and Philza’s relationship. Do any of you guys see it?

[@sharkiezpancake]

that's so funny lmao ur right

[@catroe]

Yeah I see that lol

[@mrsbasia122]

The preQSMP conversations with everyone was hilarious. I'm so glad that the server was delayed.

[@worstplayever700]

The amount of chaos this server holds is amazing

[@Cally_bbykid]

With each time more people are added, the more chaotic it gets, since there's more and more language mixing together

[@aliciamarie9113]

Love how there’s probably like 20 year old admins behind the eggs and yet he roleplays so well that he hypes the eggs up like you would a five year old.

[@roseanne7411]

2:04:51 Phil: "Governments? Not on this server. Not under my watch"

[@CreatimationStudios]

Every time I see ‘Tallulah’s death’ I get a heart attack but then I have to remind myself that she still has one left

[@mishaminecraft540]

This is rigged I feel like Tallulahs death is not fair poor little Lullah💜

[@rhyahellericdeveyra4933]

Trueeee

[@mishaminecraft540]

@@rhyahellericdeveyra4933 very very true hahahhahaha

[@IsaacRXT]

of course it's rigged. i think they intentionally want to have all the eggs at 1 life. that's why no one reversed talullah losing a life.

[@TheAzure_Guardian]

@@IsaacRXT Ramon has two lives I think doesn't he? or does he only have 1

[@IsaacRXT]

@@TheAzure_Guardian he only has one. he died way earlier on the server when phil, bad and fit were exploring the spaceships that phil found.

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

2:19:50 Fit had a Technoblade moment

[@caputinodelamour5983]

Forever not knowing where he lived was amazing 😂

[@caviedesval]

2:12:56 New egg Pomme 3:11:26 Baghera says she lost Pomme again 3:12:26 "I can help you find her Ms. Pretty Duck" 3:47:43 Chayanne wants to learn Chinese

[@_LunaticMoon]

2:14:04 That's one heck of alot of deaths at the same time right there

[@F1guRas]

Grian has competition

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

2:52:00 Through it all, Chayanne has a feminine name and a feminine nature, being a fighter notwithstanding. 3:50:57 SOMEBODY BETTER TELL DADZA. Pomme de terre, the French term for potato, means "apple of the earth" Pomme might get a kick out of the potato farm and that joke

[@paytonbarnes6976]

the qsmp war everyone vs the code monsters.

[@blackknight177]

I love how Phil always ends up showing new people around

[@ElMexa203]

Habia olvidado completamente que Vegetta sabe un poco de francés

[@Neighbor_]

Imagine how much chaos is going to be coming when koreans or Japanese come- we are going to have a crowd or Portuguese,Spanish and English speakers just hitting eachother, Hitting the Japanese or koreans, But what are they going to arrive in is the question-

[@_jay_renda_]

I actually felt my heart DROP when it cycled to night. The trauma is real.

[@TheHextMavrick.]

2:13:05 ok but just imagine being poor Pomme at this point,

[@foxxberry2752]

no wonder the Global Translator isn't working for Forever. His set-up for English-English

[@HoneyBee7377]

I love baghera so much 🥰🥰🥰 I can't wait to watch her povs and pomme is literally the cutest lil egg! Her and lullah are gonna get along great!!

[@gkac9864]

Ok but why was the "meeting" so hilarious to listen in on 😭😆 2:02:46 WHY FIT 2:19:56 sounds like a particular blood god we knew...

[@rhyahellericdeveyra4933]

THANK YOU MERCYYY! FOR THE NEW VOD!!🎉🎉

[@sunnyflowerhead2283]

Little egg named pomme! Yay my lil apple❤🍎

[@cakey6636]

damn they really putting the lgbt in the qsmp

[@ElMexa203]

?

[@sharkiezpancake]

@@ElMexa203 they all act gay, have you not noticed lmao

[@ElMexa203]

@@sharkiezpancake ?

[@F1guRas]

@@sharkiezpancake bc there are only 2 woman?

[@sharkiezpancake]

@@F1guRas yeah, so?

[@AzaIsVeryTired]

I've been thinking it for quite a while now, but after this stream I am 110% certain that Chayanne has ADHD and I will not entertain any arguments.

[@sharkiezpancake]

ur so real for that, chayanne is an adhd baby and tallulah got the autism from her father

[@AzaIsVeryTired]

@@sharkiezpancake Oh yeah, definitely. I've been more focused on Chayanne's ADHD, so I've not really been paying attention to the autism, but the music is very much a stim

[@sharkiezpancake]

@@AzaIsVeryTired yess!! also it's basically canon Will himself said something along the lines of "you may also have 'special interests'" and havenly implicated both his character and tallulah are autistic:DD

[@AzaIsVeryTired]

@@sharkiezpancake Oh, cool! I didn't know that! I've only so far watched Phil's streams, so I don't know much that's happened aside outside of those. From now on I'll definitely pay more attention to it!

[@catroe]

I love chayanne and their little ADHD vibe I relate when I haven't taken my meds

[@GenevaWrenn]

And this is when codebreakers began :)

[@Rubber1ducks]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE FANART OF ALL OF THEM ON THE TRAMPOLINE!! IT WOULD BE ADORABLE❤❤❤ ( 3:17:40 )

[@delaneyrussell4867]

2:13:08 I immediately “went oh no, not another egg🤦‍♀️” (like the dsmp egg) bc of the vines and everything lmaoo

[@devilcrossme]

43:30 Muffinhead (derogatory) saving for me JDKSKDKDJJD

[@Milenami1234]

38:35 Is It? Pog 38:50 "Okay we push Cellbit to the front of the line" "NO, NO" 39:47 chat: SACRIFICE CELLBIT TO THE FRENCH 40:04 LOOOOL, also, he trolled the people who were mad at him by making his chat pretend to be haters and span a (acted) clip of him being really mad at people for calling him pretty, so the actual people that did not like him started saying that he was pretty in the chat to make him mad, and some people still believe that he got actually mad at being called pretty to this day, pretty pog troll If you ask me 40:47 Muffinhead (Derogatory) 43:23 THATS THE GAMER GOD LIL BITCHES 45:55 THE DEUS GAMER WINS AGAIN, NOT EVEN CLOSE 47:18 THERE HE GOES 1:56:45 He was reading coments and one of them was "Are you du?" Like, dumb, but written the wrong way, and he did that face and almost fell of his chair

[@ieatpie315]

Phil getting stuck in the void lmaooo he got stuck visiting his wife definitely

[@ashcornergang]

The way Phil freaked OUT cuz he thought the binary monster was coming, I think the Admins were just getting ready for the cutscene ngl

[@veroniquerobins2255]

I can finally understand more than 1 language because i'm French and English

[@F1guRas]

*me understanding 3 languages* (not trying to brag)

[@jessicamanning8104]

I'm totally late to these vids but no one's talking about how clutch bad was with that way stone.

[@Viowcro.]

je ne peux pas croire qu'ils sont enfin ici!

[@aka-aisu6812]

Moi non plus c'est incroyable !!

[@katwithak5995]

Je suis três excité!!!!

[@IsaacRXT]

3:17:48 Foolish just explained the basis of ancient religion

[@Flanneryschickens]

Phil: "this feels familiar"

[@foxxberry2752]

Urahara and Sasuke in one server!?

[@katwithak5995]

FINALLY I CAN USE MY EXTREME LIMTED FRENCH FOR SOMETHING USEFUL

[@ParksWentHome]

2:45:30 I forgot rats name wasn’t rat for a second 😳

[@r0r0r0meu9]

1:53:58 the celbo lauthing just break me

[@user-xq6cn3xx3e]

Pomme is adorable :>

[@20_Kiki_]

I can literally speak English ,German ,Portuguese, Spanish and a little bit of French

[@Lilium....]

Im happy because there french people and im french so It gonna be so funny

[@aka-aisu6812]

Tellement ! C'est trop bien

[@cherencrette]

Yay! Les créateurs français sont arrivés!

[@mrstina87]

Finalement je peu practice Mon français! xD

[@aka-aisu6812]

Oui c'est trop cool je suis trop contente !!

[@catroe]

If anyone knows French can you translate the speech someone made? The translation was not on for Phil

[@UniTimeKeeper]

@@catroe Sure, wich one ?

[@neowisp1037]

Foolish calling Tallulah "Ta-loo-loo" >>> Foosh and Talooloo best duo lmao

[@L1amzx]

1:13:54 *starts playing lovejoy music cutely*

[@ultrapower8864]

This is some of my favorite stuff to binge

[@alsodoor4206]

A moment of silence for all the dirt lost from the plane crashing into the wall.

[@iyoozoo]

bro ptsd triggered at 3:00:15 when it suddenly turned night

[@briarrose7282]

Gracias for the upload!!

[@notthegamechess]

FINALLY A SECOND LANGUAGE I KNOW

[@maybeghost2197]

I was really trying to watch the forever talk and my younger cousin walked in while I'm a believer playing. . .

[@sharkiezpancake]

hey i just wanna say i miss streams a lot, and i appreciate you a lot for posting this and adding the timestamps, truly saves lives^^

[@Aehlin_xX]

It's so fun to be here and understand EVERYTHING the french people say😂 it's so funny as a french girl 😂

[@kat5418]

WOOO AN EXCUSE TO CONTINUE LEARNING FRENCH LETS GO

[@vinshoken]

FRENCH TIME

[@Artisticccat]

One of my favorite moments 3:38:18 Personal timestamp :)

[@princessepaquerette9728]

We have so much chance to have you, the vods channel from the french qsmp streamers are like rediffusion from a month ago, so... I guess I'll finally install twitch

[@CharlieRH]

I would love idk if it would work but they added the Canadians idk if there is enough but it would be so good

[@uotaniset]

DO NOT watch this vod if you have a headache

[@mskittykatlover9903]

I was so sick the other day and was only thinking of the qsmp so I tried to watch this and it was a big mistake lol

[@Janet_Amia_2000]

4:11:06 MUMZA CANNON TO QSMP?!

[@Mendoxs_]

1:15:54 OH I CAN FLY THAT'S RIGHT OOOOOOooooooo- 2:22:46 hes like my mom taking recuerdos from quinceañeras lol

[@Julesasgardios]

Just rewatch, really funny when player say about Pomme "she going to died" (2:26:25) With Etoile as father

[@tallulahxsa]

WHEN LOOKING AT THE MAP I SEE THE USER OF THE OFFICER IN THE THEATRE AND ITS THE SAME USER OF THE FIRST TIME THE CODE ATTACKED PHIL AND THE 3 EGGS NOT TO LONG AGO

[@runava489]

Thank you actually for the trigger warnings! Tysm

[@Flanneryschickens]

Thanks for the VOD :) i hadnt watched anyone else's POV of foolish's presentation yet haha oh my goodness

[@browhoisgrace]

3:06:00 why he run like that tho

[@nikosstories8524]

Omggg Chayanne calling Tallulah princess is just the cutest!

[@sern1225]

IM 2 WEEKS LATE

[@mateobarkey7883]

ITS PROBABLY GOING TO BE ZELDA! best last words

[@makenziecheney2619]

Phil with French is me with Spanish

[@sern1225]

IM 2 WEEKS LATE

[@Ghost_in_the_city]

is anyone noticing forever is acting like s@m from YHS.

[@phantomfox2686]

I started to make that connection cause I binged it a while ago but didn't really fully connect but then it totally makes sense after I saw that.... You're not the only one here

[@dddazai]

that's so silly wowza! birdbros at it again, lmao

[@Ghost_in_the_city]

@@phantomfox2686 and even what Phil said when talking to forever described exactly what s@m did to grian.

[@AngelaRoseHeart]

4:14:15 I just realized the among us Pi+o got wiped out by the plane 🤣😂🤣

[@Stay_in_the_Corner_M.A.X]

Again thank you for this update! Im so late but that's because I've been busy with my hooding, legal advocacy volunteer's event and graduation. Now I can slack off a bit with reviews and listen to Phil's QSMP updates. ❤

[@MusaKitty]

J'ai peur. Tant de chaos.

[@septicdragyn]

I like chocolate,but it doesn't like me back,I just end up with a massive migraine from eating it☹

[@Ratatui_]

I just thought that if they added someone that speaks polish it would be really funny and cheotic like the language polish

[@angelzstarsx]

as a polish person, i would be 100% happy

[@sharkiezpancake]

polish is such a pretty language too!!

[@catroe]

I would love if they bring some Japanese and Polish minecrafters

[@F1guRas]

bro if that happens I will go insane because that means the only language I dont know in qsmp is portuguese

[@misslucyn]

Je suis excité pour les français! ❤🇳🇱

[@fridge.2785]

Chayanne! Listen to your father

[@Bellheat17]

Are you going to get a mandarin speaking streamers?

[@Philza_VODS]

Quackity's plan is to add streamers from all over the world so yeah eventually they will be added too! - Mercy

[@Totallynotcucurucho]

Omg jaiden is the coolest 😂

[@nobody43238]

I didn' have enough time to watch the last vod, it being 5 hours long and me having school- so could someone tell me what happened last time with Tallulah?😅 Sorry to be asking this. I just don't have the time, and though I could wait till the weekend, some other vod would already be out, so here I am.

[@LapisWalker]

Tl;dw: 7 minutes of PVP, binary monster went god mode, everyone did everything they could, Tallulah popped totem and ate all her gold apples, went down three times before Phil’s sweeping edge KO’d her. Not his fault, because binary monster wasn’t and would not play fair.

[@LapisWalker]

As for the VOD before that (the 5 hour one you mentioned, sorry), Phil only had about an hour and a half with them, nothing too serious happened. She got her next letter from Wilbur, they did some mining and created items for homework. (Chat complained it wasn’t the “real” Tallulah because that admin wasn’t available, and Phil told chat to shut up because, “would you rather she died???”)

[@nobody43238]

Ok, thanks for the info :) Honestly, that sounds like it sucked tbh. I can't catch streams because I'm in a different time zone (unless he streams late). Thanks very much! 😊

[@_tobi_049]

I'm here!

[@Janet_Amia_2000]

3:17:31-3:17:44 referring to DSMP